God Hates Fags
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No Pirates
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But Ninjas are OK?
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Are they closed during National Talk Like A Pirate Day?
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One assumes that this a ninja-run establishment.
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I think they just understand that, sign or not, ninjas will get in and out without anyone knowing.
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Arrrgh, yer be racist!
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arrrrrrrrrrrrr, That be International talk like a pirate day me lad!
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so no polticians
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What about Vikings?
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Are they closed during National Talk Like A Pirate Day?
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One assumes that this a ninja-run establishment.
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I think they just understand that, sign or not, ninjas will get in and out without anyone knowing.
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Arrrgh, yer be racist!
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arrrrrrrrrrrrr, That be International talk like a pirate day me lad!
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so no polticians
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What about Vikings?
Blonde moment
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A painful blonde moment.
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why does he just barrel straight into her? You figure he’d vear off a little to try to avoid her
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The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. That includes trying to go through somebody.
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Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.
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He probably just thought that once he hit 88mph he’d travel back in time and phase right through her. Obviously he just wasn’t fast enough.
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itz a shame, hoban. isnt it?
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Haha. I like the reaction of the guy kneeling in the background.
You can tell he sees what’s about to happen
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Isn’t obvious why he didn’t stop…he’s blonde too.
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“Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.”
spoken like a load that hasn’t ran a mile since high-school tbqh
enjoy your frito-lays
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You idiots are missing the point. She just got freaking punched in the face! BWAHAHAHAH
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mech:
Right, because everyone that doesn’t train 12 hours a day and take steroids is as fat as an Arbuckle. Wow, you’re one smart cookie… er, rice cake!
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Or… he’s going really fast and has a fraction of a second to react to her walking in front of him. The entire fraction of a second he’s probably thinking “Huh… person… shit, contact!”
The person who made the drugged up comment is probably a basement dweller, though.
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Maybe I’m still just a bit bitter from when my countries big hero, Ben “Track-marks” Johnson, lost his gold medal because it turned out he was actually a loser (in the President Bush sense of the word). Turns out it’s not how much training you put in or how strong your character is, but rather how good your chemical masking agents work. His weren’t as good as the ones Carl Lewis used.
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I realize everyone’s having much fun with the speculation, but if you actually WATCH it you can see that he’s looking at his FEET not WHERE HE’S GOING. Now, admittedly, I’m one of those who hasn’t run a mile since high school. Which isn’t to say I don’t’ stay active with stage combat, Tai Chi (and not the dancey dance kind) and working on a dock (yes, girls can do that too). However, last time I checked, when running it was a good idea to look FORWARD not DOWN. Have things changed since I was in high school?
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Outta mah way bitch!
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Brigantyna: I don’t know where this is from, but it looks like he’s doing a long jump of some kind (you can see the actual track in the background) and the starts for jumps are pretty intense at high levels of track; he’s probably just starting to run in an upright position in this clip, hence the looking at the ground.
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Thanks for the clarification deutschlandia, I was fearing the poor lad had some sort of brain injury. (We KNOW the blonde has one now. I’m rather alarmed by the way her head snapped back.) I see the track in the background and I guess I didn’t put it together that it’s not the right setup for the oval track I was initially thinking it was. Blame the pain meds I’m on. 
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i like the other guys reaction in the background
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I can seriously watch this a million times over and never get tired. Just make SFX in your head! It’s great!
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She is not suppose to be on track, why blame the runner only?
in baseball, if a fielder is stand on the route between base and the baserunner who’s running to next base and ran right into a fielder who stand in the way. are you suppose to blame the baserunner who’s doing what they suppose to do or the fielder who were not suppose to be standing on the route between bases at all.
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Because (correct me if I’m wrong, someone) she is walking across the center portion of the track, which to me isn’t a big red flag like, say, walking down the track itself the wrong way.
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Yeah, fuck that bitch around! GOD I’M SO HORNY
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Look, plain and simple, hes an elite athlete, for anyone who has done this sorta thing your ENTIRELY focussed on your track, not whats around you and CERTAINLY not some idiot walking onto the track. Its the blondes stupidity pure and simple and GOD DAMN ITS FUNNY!! LOL
and i agree with Piece, i love the guys reaction in the background. WOW!! lol
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bitch got pwned.
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I’d love to see this at normal speed. I’d imagine that guy is just trucking…
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why does he just barrel straight into her? You figure he’d vear off a little to try to avoid her
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The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. That includes trying to go through somebody.
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Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.
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He probably just thought that once he hit 88mph he’d travel back in time and phase right through her. Obviously he just wasn’t fast enough.
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itz a shame, hoban. isnt it?
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Haha. I like the reaction of the guy kneeling in the background.
You can tell he sees what’s about to happen
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Isn’t obvious why he didn’t stop…he’s blonde too.
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“Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.”
spoken like a load that hasn’t ran a mile since high-school tbqh
enjoy your frito-lays
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You idiots are missing the point. She just got freaking punched in the face! BWAHAHAHAH
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mech:
Right, because everyone that doesn’t train 12 hours a day and take steroids is as fat as an Arbuckle. Wow, you’re one smart cookie… er, rice cake!
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Or… he’s going really fast and has a fraction of a second to react to her walking in front of him. The entire fraction of a second he’s probably thinking “Huh… person… shit, contact!”
The person who made the drugged up comment is probably a basement dweller, though.
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Maybe I’m still just a bit bitter from when my countries big hero, Ben “Track-marks” Johnson, lost his gold medal because it turned out he was actually a loser (in the President Bush sense of the word). Turns out it’s not how much training you put in or how strong your character is, but rather how good your chemical masking agents work. His weren’t as good as the ones Carl Lewis used.
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I realize everyone’s having much fun with the speculation, but if you actually WATCH it you can see that he’s looking at his FEET not WHERE HE’S GOING. Now, admittedly, I’m one of those who hasn’t run a mile since high school. Which isn’t to say I don’t’ stay active with stage combat, Tai Chi (and not the dancey dance kind) and working on a dock (yes, girls can do that too). However, last time I checked, when running it was a good idea to look FORWARD not DOWN. Have things changed since I was in high school?
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Outta mah way bitch!
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Brigantyna: I don’t know where this is from, but it looks like he’s doing a long jump of some kind (you can see the actual track in the background) and the starts for jumps are pretty intense at high levels of track; he’s probably just starting to run in an upright position in this clip, hence the looking at the ground.
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Thanks for the clarification deutschlandia, I was fearing the poor lad had some sort of brain injury. (We KNOW the blonde has one now. I’m rather alarmed by the way her head snapped back.) I see the track in the background and I guess I didn’t put it together that it’s not the right setup for the oval track I was initially thinking it was. Blame the pain meds I’m on.
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i like the other guys reaction in the background
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I can seriously watch this a million times over and never get tired. Just make SFX in your head! It’s great!
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She is not suppose to be on track, why blame the runner only?
in baseball, if a fielder is stand on the route between base and the baserunner who’s running to next base and ran right into a fielder who stand in the way. are you suppose to blame the baserunner who’s doing what they suppose to do or the fielder who were not suppose to be standing on the route between bases at all. -
Because (correct me if I’m wrong, someone) she is walking across the center portion of the track, which to me isn’t a big red flag like, say, walking down the track itself the wrong way.
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Yeah, fuck that bitch around! GOD I’M SO HORNY
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Look, plain and simple, hes an elite athlete, for anyone who has done this sorta thing your ENTIRELY focussed on your track, not whats around you and CERTAINLY not some idiot walking onto the track. Its the blondes stupidity pure and simple and GOD DAMN ITS FUNNY!! LOL
and i agree with Piece, i love the guys reaction in the background. WOW!! lol
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bitch got pwned.
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I’d love to see this at normal speed. I’d imagine that guy is just trucking…
Got Milk?
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[kid holding a cow]
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Runs better without Windows
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This is so old! Potentially taken before 1995.
Not a clue if it’s been on here. I looked but couldn’t find it.
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Forsdicks? What that like the compensation mobile back then?
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Forsdicks? What that like the compensation mobile back then?
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Scary Mo-Fo
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Kala Kawai has 67 piercings and 75% of his body is tattooed & runs his own studio in Hawaii. He has stretched the holes in his earlobes to 4 inches, inserted various silicon implants on his head, can screw metal spikes into the top of his skull, has a split tongue and generally looks extremely frightening.
Also worth bearing in mind is that he split his own tongue using dental floss and did all his own piercings.
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And yet he still feels empty…
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Kala, the lonely demonspawn 
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Well he shouldn’t have any trouble picking his boogers.
Or shaving his lumpy head.
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I love how he’s wearing plaid.
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I’ve seen an interview with this guy. He struck me as a very normal, easy going kinda guy. Not at all demonic or particularly evil (except for the bit where he’s wearing plaid here).
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Now, let’s suppose he required an MRI.
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I particularly like the mouth on the double chin. Way to efficiently use otherwise wasted real estate!
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I hate people who pierce themselves, especially people like that pictured above.
Especially when chicks pierce themselves in their belly button, titties, or some stupid place and they’re prancing around thinking it’ll make them 10X hotter when it makes them look like used mutants.
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I hate it when fatties get their belly buttons pierced, and you can’t even see it unless they pick up their fold. Because they have one, they feel the need to where short shirts and show everybody, too.
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I hate overpierced chick, but when they have a little one in ther belly button, orr ther nose, it’s quite cute! And I hate fatties all together 
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Did anyone notice he has a nose ring, nerd bomber!
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heeeeeeeey! Kala. He owns Sin City Tattoo and Piercing here in Hilo, HI. He’s actually a really nice dude and very professional. He did all of my girlfriend’s piercings.
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And yet he still feels empty…
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Kala, the lonely demonspawn
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Well he shouldn’t have any trouble picking his boogers.
Or shaving his lumpy head.
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I love how he’s wearing plaid.
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I’ve seen an interview with this guy. He struck me as a very normal, easy going kinda guy. Not at all demonic or particularly evil (except for the bit where he’s wearing plaid here).
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Now, let’s suppose he required an MRI.
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I particularly like the mouth on the double chin. Way to efficiently use otherwise wasted real estate!
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I hate people who pierce themselves, especially people like that pictured above.
Especially when chicks pierce themselves in their belly button, titties, or some stupid place and they’re prancing around thinking it’ll make them 10X hotter when it makes them look like used mutants.
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I hate it when fatties get their belly buttons pierced, and you can’t even see it unless they pick up their fold. Because they have one, they feel the need to where short shirts and show everybody, too.
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I hate overpierced chick, but when they have a little one in ther belly button, orr ther nose, it’s quite cute! And I hate fatties all together
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Did anyone notice he has a nose ring, nerd bomber!
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heeeeeeeey! Kala. He owns Sin City Tattoo and Piercing here in Hilo, HI. He’s actually a really nice dude and very professional. He did all of my girlfriend’s piercings.
Conjoined Squirrel Taxidermy
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More creatures at www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com, including carcass art, cryptic curios, pickled pets, and jewelry.
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PETA’s gonna come after you for this one Carpet Teeth. Run, run now….
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This is awesome… I need to get one for my dog to play with.
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Watch one of the heads actually move. That’ll be the day. iddqd made me lol
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PETA’s gonna come after you for this one Carpet Teeth. Run, run now….
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This is awesome… I need to get one for my dog to play with.
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Watch one of the heads actually move. That’ll be the day. iddqd made me lol
Availability of Pot
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Wow, the DEA is doing a heckuva job! All those billions of dollars spent on the “War On Drugs”(tm) is going to good use!
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They need a chart showing the route of the good bud from Canada, and the nasty schwag from Mexico; they can show the areas where both types are distributed.
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Are the suggesting that there are dealers standing literally outside of the DEA HQ?
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That’s exactly the problem, the DEA does’nt have a clue what pot is like, How do you expect they can find it?
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Wow, the DEA is doing a heckuva job! All those billions of dollars spent on the “War On Drugs”(tm) is going to good use!
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They need a chart showing the route of the good bud from Canada, and the nasty schwag from Mexico; they can show the areas where both types are distributed.
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Are the suggesting that there are dealers standing literally outside of the DEA HQ?
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That’s exactly the problem, the DEA does’nt have a clue what pot is like, How do you expect they can find it?
Gladiator Wallpaper
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iddqd, you should’ve turned this into a motivational poster.
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I don’t care what anyone says, you have just redeemed yourself in my eyes.
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iddqd, you should’ve turned this into a motivational poster.
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I don’t care what anyone says, you have just redeemed yourself in my eyes.
Perfect Set-Up
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i dunno about those guys…but i generall have my pants down when im taking a dump. hahaha
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No no, they are just so well setup that they have holes in the back of their pants which remove the need to take their pants down. It saves valuable gaming time!!
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The holes also prepare them to be reamed by Sony on demand.
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No no…they seem to just allow Sony to do that. Either that or they just haven’t noticed it yet 
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Man, I would love to poo doing a LAN party…
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They’re forgetting the necessary beer fridge.
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You’d sit down just to take a piss
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Work out the kinks and this would be amazing.
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i’m pooing right now
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Lee7, the beer fridge is back with the main controller and screen!! I mean honestly, taking a dump and drinking at the same time whilst playing your playstation? thats just not cool
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Wally, that’s like, Nirvana… D:
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i dunno about those guys…but i generall have my pants down when im taking a dump. hahaha
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No no, they are just so well setup that they have holes in the back of their pants which remove the need to take their pants down. It saves valuable gaming time!!
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The holes also prepare them to be reamed by Sony on demand.
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No no…they seem to just allow Sony to do that. Either that or they just haven’t noticed it yet
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Man, I would love to poo doing a LAN party…
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They’re forgetting the necessary beer fridge.
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You’d sit down just to take a piss
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Work out the kinks and this would be amazing.
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i’m pooing right now
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Lee7, the beer fridge is back with the main controller and screen!! I mean honestly, taking a dump and drinking at the same time whilst playing your playstation? thats just not cool
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Wally, that’s like, Nirvana… D:
Irony?
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Live like you mean it – Barcardi
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No, that’s not irony.
Irony does not mean ‘funny coincidence’.
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Irony here would apply if there was some way to determine this crash was due to a drunk driver with Bacardi on-board.
Looking too much into things sometimes takes the fun out of stuff. =\
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“Irony here would apply if there was some way to determine this crash was due to a drunk driver with Bacardi on-board.”
No, that’s still just a ‘funny coincidence’.
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Alright Lawnmower, what would have to happen in this picture for it to be considered ironic?
Let me give more info first. The driver hit a lamp post that fell and hit the Bacardi truck that was going the other way.
Anyway the important thing is that there is one less Del Sol out there.
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@The Lawnmower
I think the fact someone that gets killed or almost killed by something that has “Live like you mean it” as slogan is pretty ironic.
Bacardi is telling you to drink up, which in turn will mean you want to live, while having a perfect example of how it does everything but give you life.
Keep in mind I’m not saying alcohol = death, but it’s clear that when you “drink like you mean it” you don’t have control of 100% of your body which or its senses, which could lead to an accident or even death.
And yes, I drink so I’m not preaching here. Just trying to get my point across in the whole “Irony” thing.
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Coincidence. Is. Not. Irony.
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You could say the slogan of the product (alcohol) that causes a large number of deaths, ‘Live like you mean it.’, is ironic (in a shallow interpretation).
But that has nothing to do with the car crash.
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Isn’t that what I said..? If the crash *was* caused by someone drinking alcohol, preferibly Bacardi, it’d be ironic to see a Bacardi truck that promotes “life” by telling you to drink.
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I’m not going to repeat myself.
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I think the irony is that it’s illegal in California to use the name of any restaurant, retailer, etc in an ad for an alcoholic beverage. That truck is basically a rolling ad for Bacardi that has the distribution company’s name on the side too. Just imagine that the cop is ticketing the truck driver for that.
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Don’t repeat yourself lawnmower because you sound ignorant. dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony
The messaging of the van and implied life endangerment are indeed ironic by its definition. Yes, “ironic” is misused and overused everywhere – but not here.
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No, that’s not irony.
Irony does not mean ‘funny coincidence’.
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Irony here would apply if there was some way to determine this crash was due to a drunk driver with Bacardi on-board.
Looking too much into things sometimes takes the fun out of stuff. =\
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“Irony here would apply if there was some way to determine this crash was due to a drunk driver with Bacardi on-board.”
No, that’s still just a ‘funny coincidence’.
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Alright Lawnmower, what would have to happen in this picture for it to be considered ironic?
Let me give more info first. The driver hit a lamp post that fell and hit the Bacardi truck that was going the other way.
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@The Lawnmower
I think the fact someone that gets killed or almost killed by something that has “Live like you mean it” as slogan is pretty ironic.
Bacardi is telling you to drink up, which in turn will mean you want to live, while having a perfect example of how it does everything but give you life.
Keep in mind I’m not saying alcohol = death, but it’s clear that when you “drink like you mean it” you don’t have control of 100% of your body which or its senses, which could lead to an accident or even death.
And yes, I drink so I’m not preaching here. Just trying to get my point across in the whole “Irony” thing.
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Coincidence. Is. Not. Irony.
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You could say the slogan of the product (alcohol) that causes a large number of deaths, ‘Live like you mean it.’, is ironic (in a shallow interpretation).
But that has nothing to do with the car crash. -
Isn’t that what I said..? If the crash *was* caused by someone drinking alcohol, preferibly Bacardi, it’d be ironic to see a Bacardi truck that promotes “life” by telling you to drink.
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I’m not going to repeat myself.
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I think the irony is that it’s illegal in California to use the name of any restaurant, retailer, etc in an ad for an alcoholic beverage. That truck is basically a rolling ad for Bacardi that has the distribution company’s name on the side too. Just imagine that the cop is ticketing the truck driver for that.
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Don’t repeat yourself lawnmower because you sound ignorant. dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony
The messaging of the van and implied life endangerment are indeed ironic by its definition. Yes, “ironic” is misused and overused everywhere – but not here.
Tank Mode Engaged
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Reminds me of the Dad cartoons.
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The “Dad’s Home” flash from Newgrounds?
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some reason…i found this freakin hilarious
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‘Dad’s at Work’ was fucking good
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Reminds me of the Dad cartoons.
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The “Dad’s Home” flash from Newgrounds?
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some reason…i found this freakin hilarious
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‘Dad’s at Work’ was fucking good
Killer Painting
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Do it faggot
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yes the world will owe you !!!!
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Do it! He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
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[smart arse mode on]
The painting’s called “Der Holzfäller” (German for: the Woodcutter) painted in 1910 by a famous Swiss painter called Ferdinand Hodler.
The picture seems to have been taken in Switzerland (I found another picture with one of the Swiss Ministers sitting on the same sofa) but I couldn’t say whether it’s actually the original although it probably isn’t.
Oddly enough, the writing on the window, of which you can see the shadow, includes the word “Alkohol…”
[/smart arse mode off]
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Isn’t that Chavez? or have I got my club of corrupt 3rd world dictators blaming the US for all of their problems mixed up again
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fag. i would throw the axe away and do it with my bare hands…
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Do it faggot
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yes the world will owe you !!!!
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Do it! He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
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[smart arse mode on]
The painting’s called “Der Holzfäller” (German for: the Woodcutter) painted in 1910 by a famous Swiss painter called Ferdinand Hodler.
The picture seems to have been taken in Switzerland (I found another picture with one of the Swiss Ministers sitting on the same sofa) but I couldn’t say whether it’s actually the original although it probably isn’t.
Oddly enough, the writing on the window, of which you can see the shadow, includes the word “Alkohol…”
[/smart arse mode off]
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Isn’t that Chavez? or have I got my club of corrupt 3rd world dictators blaming the US for all of their problems mixed up again
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fag. i would throw the axe away and do it with my bare hands…
30 Seconds To Mars
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Here’s a song from this band
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Dude Iddqd WTF this doesn’t belong on this website, we don’t care about your emo fetishes.
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I know Jared Leto dresses up like an emo fag. But at least the music kicks ass.
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Funny thing is, I submitted a picture of Breaking Benjamin twice, rejected both times.
I submit this and tiki approves it right away like Bush under the Republican Congress.
So who’s the emo now?
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Here’s a song from this band
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Dude Iddqd WTF this doesn’t belong on this website, we don’t care about your emo fetishes.
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I know Jared Leto dresses up like an emo fag. But at least the music kicks ass.
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Funny thing is, I submitted a picture of Breaking Benjamin twice, rejected both times.
I submit this and tiki approves it right away like Bush under the Republican Congress.
So who’s the emo now?
I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
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-=blink=- What the…I don’t….but…OH MY GODS!!! -=huddles in a corner=-
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Kind of looks like the boy from the Man Show has fallen on some hard time….
Or maybe he’s eaten the hard times. Not sure.
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Coolest kid ever!
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Follow up comment:
Yes, even cooler than Kevin McCallister.
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Or Mikey, for that matter.
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No fatties.
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Actually, in the original he’s wearing an Alf shirt. Lulz.
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Well he decided he needed to stop expressing his love of Alf, and start sharing the fact that he fucks on the first date.
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I fuck on the first date to, still nobody goes out with me
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This picture is sooo old. I can’t believe no one here appears to have seen it before.
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-=blink=- What the…I don’t….but…OH MY GODS!!! -=huddles in a corner=-
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Kind of looks like the boy from the Man Show has fallen on some hard time….
Or maybe he’s eaten the hard times. Not sure.
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Coolest kid ever!
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Or Mikey, for that matter.
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No fatties.
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Actually, in the original he’s wearing an Alf shirt. Lulz.
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Well he decided he needed to stop expressing his love of Alf, and start sharing the fact that he fucks on the first date.
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I fuck on the first date to, still nobody goes out with me
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This picture is sooo old. I can’t believe no one here appears to have seen it before.
Jesus Got Pwned
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He didn’t get owned. If anything it was suipwnage.
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Jesus has left the game
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He didn’t get owned. If anything it was suipwnage.
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Jesus has left the game
good heavens, just look at the time! (rape rape rape)
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Good one, but old image is old.
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i’ve never seen this so it’s brand new to me and i lol a little
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Uh, what’s with the bloody dude?
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Well…judging by the context…i’d say hes a Rapist Mikki
heh, yeah, new to me, i laughed
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Uh, what’s with the bloody dude?
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Rape rape rape rape rappy-rape, wonderful raaape
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for the ones that didn’t even knew:
it’s Pyramid head from Silent Hill
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Good one, but old image is old.
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i’ve never seen this so it’s brand new to me and i lol a little
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Uh, what’s with the bloody dude?
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Well…judging by the context…i’d say hes a Rapist Mikki
heh, yeah, new to me, i laughed
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Uh, what’s with the bloody dude?
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Rape rape rape rape rappy-rape, wonderful raaape
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for the ones that didn’t even knew:
it’s Pyramid head from Silent Hill
Um…. Meow?
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NSFW Cosplayer below:
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The harpoons! Man them!
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Okay, I wouldn’t kick her outta bed for having pointy knees, but that’s definitely the wrong costume for that woman. It makes her less appealing than the movie Catwoman.
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She’s not bad meaty, but that costume is not for public eyes. That looks like bedroom stuff only on her.
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Kill it! Kill it! Make it dead!
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i’d hit
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In the right outfit, she wouldn’t be that bad.
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Ack! I’m ok. I just threw up in my mouth a little, that’s all.
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man thats NSF ANYWHERE
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I’d hit it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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DO NOT WANT
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The harpoons! Man them!
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Okay, I wouldn’t kick her outta bed for having pointy knees, but that’s definitely the wrong costume for that woman. It makes her less appealing than the movie Catwoman.
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She’s not bad meaty, but that costume is not for public eyes. That looks like bedroom stuff only on her.
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Kill it! Kill it! Make it dead!
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i’d hit
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In the right outfit, she wouldn’t be that bad.
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Ack! I’m ok. I just threw up in my mouth a little, that’s all.
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man thats NSF ANYWHERE
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I’d hit it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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DO NOT WANT
Marriage Trap
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Kids, it’s only a trap if you let yourself get trapped. Be patient, and you’ll find someone YOU want to “trap”.
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Aw – who knew Alec was such a romantic?!
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Don’t think of the ring as a trap. Think of it as a 2-ton millstone that saps every last drop of joy from your existence.
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shouldn’t there be pubic hair around that? let’s face it, that is the real trap.
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Kids, it’s only a trap if you let yourself get trapped. Be patient, and you’ll find someone YOU want to “trap”.
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Aw – who knew Alec was such a romantic?!
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Don’t think of the ring as a trap. Think of it as a 2-ton millstone that saps every last drop of joy from your existence.
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shouldn’t there be pubic hair around that? let’s face it, that is the real trap.
They’ve already won
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Ahmed… don’t bother planning future attacks. We’ve already won.
Headline: NSA collection phone records on ordinary americans.
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So these crazy religious hooligans are going to stop trying to install Islam as the national world religion just because the NSA starts collecting phone records on suspected terrorists who make calls overseas to other suspected terrorists or questionable suspects…?
SAGE.
THIS.
SHIT.
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Not that they’d stop, but the point is well taken.
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” – Ben Franklin
BUMP.
THIS.
SHIT.
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Wow, JC Denton. Shouldn’t you be off killing MJ12 Troopers?
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“The Constitution…is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary which they may twist and shape into any form they please.”
–Thomas Jefferson
Let’s play my favirote game, where we quote old people that lived over 200 years ago and take their quotes as commandments. You think our so-called liberties in the Constitution are being exterminated? Do me a favor faggot, take some valium and shoot yourself before you give me a peptic ulcer.
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You think that calling people you don’t know a “faggot” somehow makes your argument more convincing? Don’t bother shooting yourself, you’re not worth the cost of the lead.
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Yeah, we Americans are *so* oppressed.
Yes, this is definitely what the terrorists want. No, not millions of dead Americans, but Americans listening to other Americans make phone calls.
Please.
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Actually, I think it’s a reference to the fact that, in the first couple years after 9-11, no Republican could shut their mouth about “The terrorists hate freedom” or “The terrorists are jealous of our freedom” or the whopper “If we sacrifice our freedoms, the terrorists win”.
Of course, those platitudes were quickly forgotten once the republicans figured out that the only way to “fight” terrorism is by attacking the Americans and that freedoms must be sacrificed for our ? (still haven’t figured out what you folks are fighting for if not freedom… little flags? Crying bald eagles? Christianity as a national world religion?)
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The terrorists hate freedom.
Politicians reacted to terrorism by taking away our own freedom.
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The terrorists do not hate “freedom.” What they hate is Western civilization, not “freedom.” We only think they do because we equate our way of life as the definition of freedom.
And what “freedoms,” exactly, have you lost, Alec? And you might want to answer quickly since we all know that the Gestappo is on the way to house right now to apprehend you for spreading this propaganda.
And “collecting phone records,” doesn’t mean they’re listening to your every freaking phone call. Give me a break. More than likely, what they do is check your records, see where you were calling, and if something strikes them as odd, maybe THEN they listen to your calls.
Do I agree with everything this administration has done? Certainly not. But I’m getting damn tired of people whining about how Americans are “losing their freedom,” or our “civil rights are in jeopardy.” Give it a rest.
Healthy skepticism is one thing, but don’t start thinking we’re a repressed people. That’s just ignorant.
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“The Constitution…is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary which they may twist and shape into any form they please.”
–Thomas Jefferson
Let’s play my favirote game, where we quote old people that lived over 200 years ago and take their quotes as commandments. You think our so-called liberties in the Constitution are being exterminated? Do me a favor faggot, take some valium and shoot yourself before you give me a peptic ulcer.
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So terrorists love freedom? That’s news to me. I guess that’s why they hung around the Taliban.
As for the rest of your diatribe:
They came for my neighbour, and I said nothing,
They came for my father and I said nothing,
They came for my sister and I said nothing,
They came for my wife and I said nothing,
Now I think they’re here for me,
Why won’t anyone speak up for me?
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*cough* habeus corpus *cough* separation of powers *cough* indefinite detainment without conviction *cough*
Flying Mantis Strip, you people have lost the freedoms that make every other freedom possible. Sure, it hasn’t all gone downhill yet, but all the protection is gone. At this point, US politicians are on the honour system not to turn you into a freaking dictatorship. Willing to trust in that? Because the people who invented habeus corpus and separation of powers sure as hell weren’t, from their own personal experience.
The problem with you Americans is that you’ve had too many generations of relative comfort with your political system. Live through a dictatorship, and you’ll see the value of even the freedoms you consider marginal.
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Caio,
First of all, don’t tell me that I don’t see the values of my freedom. I know all too well the priceless value of it all. I see what you’re saying, and I do agree to a certain point, but don’t even begin to say that all Americans are like that. Fuck you. I’ve been to Iraq and seen firsthand the chaos there, so don’t tell me what I do and don’t appreciate. Again, fuck you.
Secondly, in reference your argument that we have lost the “freedom that makes every other freedom possible, that simply doesn’t make logical sense. Because, logically speaking, if one loses something that is the “enabler,” or the reason other things are able to exist, then it logically foollows that the things it was enabling would also cease to exist. Ergom according to your argument, we have effectively lost *all* freedoms…which I’m fairly certain isn’t true.
And Alec, come on man. You completely misinterpretted what I said. Terrorists do not hate freedom. They hate Western Civilization, Christianity, etc. etc. A widely held problem in America and Western Civ, for that matter, is that we equate our way of life with freedom. That meaning that we see our way of life as the *only* way of being free. Wouldn’t you agree it’d be fair to say that various cultures would have various conceptions of things? And why not
freedom?
Look, do I think that there are things in our country that need to be changed? Most certainly, I do. I’m just trying to say that people are so quick to yell out “OPPRESSION!” Again, you still have yet to tell me what freedoms you’ve lost, Alec. I just don’t see why people find it necessary to portray America as a modern day V For Vendetta society. Average, every day Americans are *not* getting plucked from their houses and herded into prisoner camps for speaking their minds.
So long as “speaking their mind” doesn’t include things like calling for the destruction of America, killings, etc. etc, of course.
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If You’re Happy And You Know It – Bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
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Jose Padilla
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Funny how when you have a country run by fascist religious fanatics who like to blow sh*t up to further their political agenda they’re immediately labeled as terrorists… unless the country is ours. Let’s hear it for fundamentalist Christian America!
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Dude, the terrorists in question are Muslims. They don’t want you to be free to drink alcohol, practice other religions, or even let women walk around in public without being covering in dark robes. That is not freedom! What the hell is wrong with you?
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Religion of any kind is a man made prison designed to control and exploit people and limit their freedom. Christians might let you practice another religion (as long as their God is mentioned on our money and in the Pledge of Allegiance), drink (except for when they passed prohibition), let women have a voice (but only after 1920 – not even 100 years yet – and still not allowed by the church to have an abortion), but really what is the difference? Every religion wants you to believe in an invisible man that will destroy you if you don’t love him and give him your money. The only thing going to hell is organized religion and the people that lead and follow it.
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That’s a nice argument, Flying, and I’m sure you’d get an A+ in philosophy class, because it has nothing to do whatsoever with observed reality.
Let me explain to you, Flying, the type of dictatorship which is not only the most common in the modern world. The type you’d find in Zimbabwe for example. I’ll use an example I’m familiar with, Salazar-era Portugal.
You see, during the Salazar years, Portugal was a free and open democracy with fair elections, separation of powers, rule of law, and it didn’t even have the death penalty *on paper*. It just happened to be that the same party won the elections always for almost fifty years and there was no opposition except Delgado, and some blacks and Timorenses off-shore.
Of course, just as Bush has given the Administration the power (unused?) to form a ‘council’ controlled entirely by the administration which can detain people indefinitely, in secret, and without trail, Salazar had the PIDE/PVDE. Essentially, like the ‘council’ Bush has given himself the right to create, PIDE existed above all Portuguese law and could freely vanish people. Generally those people weren’t communists and terrorists (from the Colonies, who were fighting a war for independence), as Salazar promised, but newspaper reporters, opposition candidates and regular people who were overhead by the spy network.
Of course, Portugal had a nice dictatorship by world standards. Me and my family are from Brazil. The military regime of my childhood didn’t really need secrets, because the “threat” of communist terrorists was apparently so grim, that it gave them the right to open fire on underage protesters. Everyone was being spied on Constantly, and if you weren’t a famous singer, you were likely to end up who knows fucking where. At one point my Uncle, Aunt, and three cousins all vanished, and their farm land was assumed as Gov. property, later sold at auction. We still haven’t got an explanation for that one. Are they in prison? In some grave. My Grandparents hired a detective after the dictatorship ended, and still no info whatsoever.
But I’m sure your six month tour in Iraq on base was hell and taught you about life.
But no, creating a council controlled directly by the administration which exists above the law could never go wrong. Only hippies from san francisco want to vote. Real freedoms are the freedom to go to monster truck rallies, evangelist churches and nigger lynchings. God bless the american way..
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Man I love this shit I dont know what gets people riled up more religion and polotics or Mac vs PC?
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Mac vs PC = Religion
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True. They’re both fun back n’ forths to watch. We could always combine the two and talk about how religion hasn’t put out an upgrade in centuries and politics keeps crashing because its kernel is corrupted.
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If you don’t want them to listen to your conversation (and you’re not that special sorry, they WON’T listen to your conversation) so bad then you’re obviously doing something wrong your self.
Or maybe you’re just too idealistic, and theres no place for that here.
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Oh and Caio: On the Brazilian Military Regime, I think it was better off having some people getting shot at and having some security (crime wasn’t THIS intense here back then) then having Corrupt politicians washing money like theres no tomorrow into exterior bank accounts and literally bending the country over and fucking it. Not to mention the deterioration of the public systems such as health, the police, and even road paving that has happened in the major metropolitan areas.
Bush is not a dictator either. The US works on a checks and balance system and the GOPS haven’t been elected consecutively for 50 years. This cabinet is nothing more then to hold people who are suspected of terrorist links for the security of the country. Torture is bad, but if we were getting attacked constantly then you wouldn’t be saying that. Also trying to link the regime in portugal to what we have in the U.S right now is just stupid, considering the Congress is Democratic right now, and (supposedly) oppose the president. Because by god we know the Democratic congress has been oh so very great in increasing our budget and sinking us ever so deeper in debt. But no worries, it’s obviously Bush’s fault.
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LOL Osama has lost the game…
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Sure, the Islamists spent a few million – and the US spent trillions, almost bankrupting our economy. They lost thousands of uneducated street urchins, we lost thousands of highly trained professionals. They used IEDs that cost them a few dollars, we used cruise missiles and smart bombs that cost millions a pop. Before 9/11, Islamic fundamentalism was small news, now it’s talked about every day worldwide and thousands are signing up to become martyrs for Allah. Now it takes hours just to get on a plane and your shampoo is confiscated, all because some Islamist just TALKED about making a bomb out of it. Once, they were ignored, now almost every security decision hinges on Islamic terrorism.
Yes, he’s dead – but what soldier wouldn’t gladly die to advance his cause and become a legend in the eyes of his people?
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So these crazy religious hooligans are going to stop trying to install Islam as the national world religion just because the NSA starts collecting phone records on suspected terrorists who make calls overseas to other suspected terrorists or questionable suspects…?
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Not that they’d stop, but the point is well taken.
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” – Ben Franklin
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Wow, JC Denton. Shouldn’t you be off killing MJ12 Troopers?
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“The Constitution…is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary which they may twist and shape into any form they please.”
–Thomas Jefferson
Let’s play my favirote game, where we quote old people that lived over 200 years ago and take their quotes as commandments. You think our so-called liberties in the Constitution are being exterminated? Do me a favor faggot, take some valium and shoot yourself before you give me a peptic ulcer.
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You think that calling people you don’t know a “faggot” somehow makes your argument more convincing? Don’t bother shooting yourself, you’re not worth the cost of the lead.
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Yeah, we Americans are *so* oppressed.
Yes, this is definitely what the terrorists want. No, not millions of dead Americans, but Americans listening to other Americans make phone calls.
Please.
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Actually, I think it’s a reference to the fact that, in the first couple years after 9-11, no Republican could shut their mouth about “The terrorists hate freedom” or “The terrorists are jealous of our freedom” or the whopper “If we sacrifice our freedoms, the terrorists win”.
Of course, those platitudes were quickly forgotten once the republicans figured out that the only way to “fight” terrorism is by attacking the Americans and that freedoms must be sacrificed for our ? (still haven’t figured out what you folks are fighting for if not freedom… little flags? Crying bald eagles? Christianity as a national world religion?)
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The terrorists hate freedom.
Politicians reacted to terrorism by taking away our own freedom.
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= The terrorists win! -
The terrorists do not hate “freedom.” What they hate is Western civilization, not “freedom.” We only think they do because we equate our way of life as the definition of freedom.
And what “freedoms,” exactly, have you lost, Alec? And you might want to answer quickly since we all know that the Gestappo is on the way to house right now to apprehend you for spreading this propaganda.
And “collecting phone records,” doesn’t mean they’re listening to your every freaking phone call. Give me a break. More than likely, what they do is check your records, see where you were calling, and if something strikes them as odd, maybe THEN they listen to your calls.
Do I agree with everything this administration has done? Certainly not. But I’m getting damn tired of people whining about how Americans are “losing their freedom,” or our “civil rights are in jeopardy.” Give it a rest.
Healthy skepticism is one thing, but don’t start thinking we’re a repressed people. That’s just ignorant.
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“The Constitution…is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary which they may twist and shape into any form they please.”
–Thomas Jefferson
Let’s play my favirote game, where we quote old people that lived over 200 years ago and take their quotes as commandments. You think our so-called liberties in the Constitution are being exterminated? Do me a favor faggot, take some valium and shoot yourself before you give me a peptic ulcer.
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So terrorists love freedom? That’s news to me. I guess that’s why they hung around the Taliban.
As for the rest of your diatribe:
They came for my neighbour, and I said nothing,
They came for my father and I said nothing,
They came for my sister and I said nothing,
They came for my wife and I said nothing,
Now I think they’re here for me,
Why won’t anyone speak up for me? -
*cough* habeus corpus *cough* separation of powers *cough* indefinite detainment without conviction *cough*
Flying Mantis Strip, you people have lost the freedoms that make every other freedom possible. Sure, it hasn’t all gone downhill yet, but all the protection is gone. At this point, US politicians are on the honour system not to turn you into a freaking dictatorship. Willing to trust in that? Because the people who invented habeus corpus and separation of powers sure as hell weren’t, from their own personal experience.
The problem with you Americans is that you’ve had too many generations of relative comfort with your political system. Live through a dictatorship, and you’ll see the value of even the freedoms you consider marginal.
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Caio,
First of all, don’t tell me that I don’t see the values of my freedom. I know all too well the priceless value of it all. I see what you’re saying, and I do agree to a certain point, but don’t even begin to say that all Americans are like that. Fuck you. I’ve been to Iraq and seen firsthand the chaos there, so don’t tell me what I do and don’t appreciate. Again, fuck you.
Secondly, in reference your argument that we have lost the “freedom that makes every other freedom possible, that simply doesn’t make logical sense. Because, logically speaking, if one loses something that is the “enabler,” or the reason other things are able to exist, then it logically foollows that the things it was enabling would also cease to exist. Ergom according to your argument, we have effectively lost *all* freedoms…which I’m fairly certain isn’t true.
And Alec, come on man. You completely misinterpretted what I said. Terrorists do not hate freedom. They hate Western Civilization, Christianity, etc. etc. A widely held problem in America and Western Civ, for that matter, is that we equate our way of life with freedom. That meaning that we see our way of life as the *only* way of being free. Wouldn’t you agree it’d be fair to say that various cultures would have various conceptions of things? And why not
freedom?Look, do I think that there are things in our country that need to be changed? Most certainly, I do. I’m just trying to say that people are so quick to yell out “OPPRESSION!” Again, you still have yet to tell me what freedoms you’ve lost, Alec. I just don’t see why people find it necessary to portray America as a modern day V For Vendetta society. Average, every day Americans are *not* getting plucked from their houses and herded into prisoner camps for speaking their minds.
So long as “speaking their mind” doesn’t include things like calling for the destruction of America, killings, etc. etc, of course.
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If You’re Happy And You Know It – Bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq. -
Jose Padilla
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Funny how when you have a country run by fascist religious fanatics who like to blow sh*t up to further their political agenda they’re immediately labeled as terrorists… unless the country is ours. Let’s hear it for fundamentalist Christian America!
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Dude, the terrorists in question are Muslims. They don’t want you to be free to drink alcohol, practice other religions, or even let women walk around in public without being covering in dark robes. That is not freedom! What the hell is wrong with you?
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Religion of any kind is a man made prison designed to control and exploit people and limit their freedom. Christians might let you practice another religion (as long as their God is mentioned on our money and in the Pledge of Allegiance), drink (except for when they passed prohibition), let women have a voice (but only after 1920 – not even 100 years yet – and still not allowed by the church to have an abortion), but really what is the difference? Every religion wants you to believe in an invisible man that will destroy you if you don’t love him and give him your money. The only thing going to hell is organized religion and the people that lead and follow it.
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That’s a nice argument, Flying, and I’m sure you’d get an A+ in philosophy class, because it has nothing to do whatsoever with observed reality.
Let me explain to you, Flying, the type of dictatorship which is not only the most common in the modern world. The type you’d find in Zimbabwe for example. I’ll use an example I’m familiar with, Salazar-era Portugal.
You see, during the Salazar years, Portugal was a free and open democracy with fair elections, separation of powers, rule of law, and it didn’t even have the death penalty *on paper*. It just happened to be that the same party won the elections always for almost fifty years and there was no opposition except Delgado, and some blacks and Timorenses off-shore.
Of course, just as Bush has given the Administration the power (unused?) to form a ‘council’ controlled entirely by the administration which can detain people indefinitely, in secret, and without trail, Salazar had the PIDE/PVDE. Essentially, like the ‘council’ Bush has given himself the right to create, PIDE existed above all Portuguese law and could freely vanish people. Generally those people weren’t communists and terrorists (from the Colonies, who were fighting a war for independence), as Salazar promised, but newspaper reporters, opposition candidates and regular people who were overhead by the spy network.
Of course, Portugal had a nice dictatorship by world standards. Me and my family are from Brazil. The military regime of my childhood didn’t really need secrets, because the “threat” of communist terrorists was apparently so grim, that it gave them the right to open fire on underage protesters. Everyone was being spied on Constantly, and if you weren’t a famous singer, you were likely to end up who knows fucking where. At one point my Uncle, Aunt, and three cousins all vanished, and their farm land was assumed as Gov. property, later sold at auction. We still haven’t got an explanation for that one. Are they in prison? In some grave. My Grandparents hired a detective after the dictatorship ended, and still no info whatsoever.
But I’m sure your six month tour in Iraq on base was hell and taught you about life.
But no, creating a council controlled directly by the administration which exists above the law could never go wrong. Only hippies from san francisco want to vote. Real freedoms are the freedom to go to monster truck rallies, evangelist churches and nigger lynchings. God bless the american way..
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Man I love this shit I dont know what gets people riled up more religion and polotics or Mac vs PC?
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Mac vs PC = Religion
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True. They’re both fun back n’ forths to watch. We could always combine the two and talk about how religion hasn’t put out an upgrade in centuries and politics keeps crashing because its kernel is corrupted.
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If you don’t want them to listen to your conversation (and you’re not that special sorry, they WON’T listen to your conversation) so bad then you’re obviously doing something wrong your self.
Or maybe you’re just too idealistic, and theres no place for that here.
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Oh and Caio: On the Brazilian Military Regime, I think it was better off having some people getting shot at and having some security (crime wasn’t THIS intense here back then) then having Corrupt politicians washing money like theres no tomorrow into exterior bank accounts and literally bending the country over and fucking it. Not to mention the deterioration of the public systems such as health, the police, and even road paving that has happened in the major metropolitan areas.
Bush is not a dictator either. The US works on a checks and balance system and the GOPS haven’t been elected consecutively for 50 years. This cabinet is nothing more then to hold people who are suspected of terrorist links for the security of the country. Torture is bad, but if we were getting attacked constantly then you wouldn’t be saying that. Also trying to link the regime in portugal to what we have in the U.S right now is just stupid, considering the Congress is Democratic right now, and (supposedly) oppose the president. Because by god we know the Democratic congress has been oh so very great in increasing our budget and sinking us ever so deeper in debt. But no worries, it’s obviously Bush’s fault.
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LOL Osama has lost the game…
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Sure, the Islamists spent a few million – and the US spent trillions, almost bankrupting our economy. They lost thousands of uneducated street urchins, we lost thousands of highly trained professionals. They used IEDs that cost them a few dollars, we used cruise missiles and smart bombs that cost millions a pop. Before 9/11, Islamic fundamentalism was small news, now it’s talked about every day worldwide and thousands are signing up to become martyrs for Allah. Now it takes hours just to get on a plane and your shampoo is confiscated, all because some Islamist just TALKED about making a bomb out of it. Once, they were ignored, now almost every security decision hinges on Islamic terrorism.
Yes, he’s dead – but what soldier wouldn’t gladly die to advance his cause and become a legend in the eyes of his people?
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September 8, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Why can’t religious folks keep their retardation to themselves?
September 8, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Wait if he is gay than why would he hold up a sign that says that God hates fags? I am so confused.
September 8, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Because generally, people that go on witch hunts against homosexuals, are in the closet themselves. The more they hate “teh gheys”, the more likely they really hate themselves.
If one is truly confident and comfortable with their own sexuality, they’d have no reason to feel threatened by anyone else’s.
September 8, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Bless you Alec – if you weren’t already married, I’d propose to you.
September 8, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Grr these people make me angry…they showed up across the street from a classmate’s funeral (he died in Iraq) and protested…These people are mixed up. I’m sorry if someone disagrees, but they crossed the line too many times.
September 8, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Thanks, Brigantyna. :*)
September 8, 2007 at 8:59 pm
I wanna hurt that guy so much.
September 8, 2007 at 9:28 pm
His website is funny; I started hating this guy when he was around the Matthew Shepard thing in Wyoming. His argument basically boils down to this: It’s possible for God to hate (most folks think he doesn’t) because he smites sinners down with fire and lightning. He hates fags because of Leviticus & Deuteronomy.
I was going to start a satirical website called www.godhateschildren.com, which would be exactly identical to his but with the words “fags” & “children” substituted.
There are plenty of quotes from scripture that would back this up: 2 Kings 2:23-25
“23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!†24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.”
September 8, 2007 at 9:42 pm
What’s the deal with christians that pick and choose parts of the old testament to follow and ignore the rest? Does he do his animal sacrifices too? What about pork? Does he make his wife go to outskirts of the village when she is having her “monthly issue”?
September 8, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Nicely put Alec. Hell, I might propose to you anyway.
September 9, 2007 at 9:52 am
What’s the deal with christians that pick and choose parts of the old testament to follow and ignore the rest?
Because the Old Testament is the true face of Christianity. The New Testament is a “mainstream” pussified version in order to appeal to new times.
September 9, 2007 at 2:36 pm
The Old Testament is basicly the Torah, with minor cuts.
September 9, 2007 at 3:03 pm
LOL @ Hepathos for the circumcision joke.
September 9, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Well it’s wasn’t aimed for that, but now you mention it…
September 9, 2007 at 8:55 pm
fuckin fundamentalists… makes the whole state of Kansas look bad…
September 10, 2007 at 9:54 am
That guy probably sucks SO MUCH DICK! He loves a good broom handle hung stud in his ass NIGHTLY!
September 10, 2007 at 10:24 am
The documentary about them by Keith Allen was pretty good.
Turns out that the son of one of the key members of their ‘church’ was born out of wedlock. Apparently god will forgive that minor indiscretion.
Wake up and smell the hypocricy.
September 10, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Christians aren’t perfect. They just want you to be!
September 10, 2007 at 6:18 pm
It may also be a good thing to note that the few quotes they based their entire anti-america campaign on are in English – phrases with a far different meaning than the original language of the bible. It’s interesting to look it up.
Not that I’m religious, just pointing that out
Look on Youtube for the video of her on Fox news arguing with the chick. The anchor brings up a good point: if you hate the country so much, why don’t you leave?
Amazing how they believe that these 80-something people (80% of which are in the same big family) are the only people in the history of the world who “got it right” and everyone else is wrong and going to hell. Just amazing.
And yes, Ando, the Keith Allen thing was awesome. Youtube that as well ^_^