natedog on November 16, 2009 @ 10:20 am (UID#1905)
she looks like she’s shitting on herself
Kero on November 21, 2009 @ 9:21 pm (UID#64)
Lol thats what I thought too.
etiii on November 21, 2009 @ 10:35 pm (UID#3367)
My Min-Pin just gave birth 4-weeks ago, where’s the other 8 nipples???
tiki god on November 21, 2009 @ 10:48 pm (UID#1)
god damn this image never gets old.
I love this woman. I’d let her climb my tree any day
“I wuvs you,Schmoopy!”
“I wuvs you MORE, Schnoodles!!!”
*Eskimo kisses*
thelotuseater725 on November 16, 2009 @ 7:52 am (UID#1616)
Ahahahahhahahhaha. Gay guys are hilarious because they do things that make no sense to us straight people.
natedog on November 16, 2009 @ 10:19 am (UID#1905)
goddam
dieAntagonista on November 21, 2009 @ 8:45 pm (UID#2287)
I’m straight and this makes perfect sense to me. I also knew what this photo was going to be about, multi_masked keeps using the term bear so I put two and two together. + 1 pool. = fucking sweet.
etiii on November 21, 2009 @ 9:55 pm (UID#3367)
Go back to the Closet!!!!!!!!!!
multi_masked on November 21, 2009 @ 10:35 pm (UID#2246)
I love bears, and I love red heads. I’m totally hard just looking at this picture imagining myself in between them. Hot!
Also, this picture is horribly adorable. They look so happy together.
WistfulD on November 21, 2009 @ 10:41 pm (UID#5057)
As a man secure in his own sexuality, I can say that this does look like a tender moment between a loving homosexual couple (that, or they are two straight guys posing like this to freak out their insecure friends). Either way I am impressed by two very impressive beards. Since I have these guys’ hairline, I wish I had their facial hair capacity.
KommissarKvC on November 21, 2009 @ 10:48 pm (UID#3647)
if only they could get lost and do it somewhere else, FAR FAR away from humans so we dont have to worry about seeing them on the street, and very far away from warping our kids minds
Demon on November 21, 2009 @ 10:59 pm (UID#2630)
@Kommissar
Funny, I was gonna say the same thing about you.
http://abstrusegoose.com/
natedog on November 16, 2009 @ 10:23 am (UID#1905)
I WAS TOTALLY EXPECTING HIM TO WAKE UP ALONE IN THE LAST PANEL
P41N90D on November 21, 2009 @ 8:09 pm (UID#7735)
Why does everyone have +45 post rating
dieAntagonista on November 21, 2009 @ 8:35 pm (UID#2287)
Why does everyone have +45 post rating
Because at least 45 people have agreed with every single +45 comment on this site. What did you think, that it’s a bug or something? HA!
nyokki on November 21, 2009 @ 8:41 pm (UID#3444)
Ha!
Billy Manic on November 21, 2009 @ 8:41 pm (UID#778)
I’m gonna go back and rate everybody up to 46 now.
Billy Manic on November 21, 2009 @ 8:42 pm (UID#778)
Aw poop, I already voted, I forgot.
fracked again on November 21, 2009 @ 9:58 pm (UID#6878)
Make that 47…
thelotuseater725 on November 16, 2009 @ 7:50 am (UID#1616)
BUT THAT WOULD IMPLY PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO BE INFORMED AND MAKE DECISIONS FOR THEMSELVES! Seriously though, i still can’t believed that i was once arrested for carrying a small bag of plants that causes me to find the flintstones remarkably funny.
natedog on November 16, 2009 @ 10:19 am (UID#1905)
cheese and sugar kill more people that any drug
Paul_Is_Drunk on November 21, 2009 @ 7:16 pm (UID#796)
Advil kills more people than marijuana. Sure, people have died while under the influence, but they were 99.99+% of the time also drinking or doing something else. Confounds, causation, correlation, etc.
Legalizing and taxing marijuana (which honestly wouldn’t net *that* much revenue – I can’t see dealers filling out tax returns for it) would save us enough federal and state dollars to get a lot of states out of the hole.
Oh, well. The United States is nothing if not a land of tradition, desperately grasping at anything (like 40 years of ex-Confederate soldiers calling themselves cowboys) to make up for our lack of long term cultural history. One 1930’s law is now considered the only way to do things, classifying it as a Schedule 1 narcotic with heroin & mescaline. Cocaine is only Schedule 2!
fracked again on November 21, 2009 @ 7:42 pm (UID#6878)
Paul, The scheduling system is a mess, but schedule 1s have no acknowledged medical use. Mescaline fits here, heroin does sort of, since we have better opiate pain killers, but mj is probably going to move down the list soon. Schedule 2s have some medical use, and cocaine is an excellent local anesthetic, so it fits there.
venemox on November 21, 2009 @ 7:53 pm (UID#9744)
.What this fails to correlate is that at $446.81 dollars spent fighting it every second and at 1 arrest every 38 seconds, that’s $16,978.78 for every arrest, most of which are for simple possession. In most places, simple possession is a fine of UP TO $100. Nice job, guys. And we wonder why we’re in debt up to our eyeballs.
Dragunov on November 21, 2009 @ 9:06 pm (UID#7888)
What dealers? If hemp was legalized as a smokable drug (like tobacco) it would be available for sale at a much lower price for much higher quality in commercial establishments.
Also, hemp would be a cheap, environmentally safe source of fuel, plastics, paper, fabric and fibers. It would be an amazing boost for the economy.
bstaples on November 21, 2009 @ 10:28 pm (UID#6783)
No.
I work with the general, mid-to-povery level public and, quite frankly, you people are clueless, ignorant enough assholes when you’re sober. I can’t imagine giving/retrieving information from you when every third one of you is legally stoned outta your currently useless mind. I couldn’t get a damn to give about the economy, or taxes, the miracle properties of hemp, or any other dickish reasons you can muster. You and your bongs al toker, billy bong thornton, wesley pipes need to keep that shit where it belongs: on your couch in your basement.
Should you get 10 years for a dimebag? Not at all.
Should you be lighting up on the street? Not at all.
Should you be calling me while high? No. My database has your address and I will find you.
Demon on November 21, 2009 @ 10:35 pm (UID#2630)
bstaples works at Wal-Mart?
KommissarKvC on November 21, 2009 @ 10:51 pm (UID#3647)
there are two sides to this:
one one side, its bad enough that the US govt taxes the crap out of everything, now they have to add a ‘retarded stoner tax’
however
on the other side, the stoners that at least have a 2nd brain cell will get tired of paying tax on their habit and some of them will actually quit
From Chronicles of Riddick (2004).
Soong on November 21, 2009 @ 6:18 pm (UID#11302)
Damn I was pissed I couldn’t place that face; had to look her up.
Riddick and The Mist.
Loved em both.
Snarky Parker on November 21, 2009 @ 10:51 pm (UID#2980)
I’ll give her my Riddick
tiki god on November 21, 2009 @ 10:54 pm (UID#1)
god damn I love this woman.
Do you love me?
thelotuseater725 on November 16, 2009 @ 7:47 am (UID#1616)
This was never funny.
Corman on November 21, 2009 @ 5:10 pm (UID#2054)
Although I disagree with you on many things, lotus, I agree with you on this: horribly unfunny
Dyna-Mole on November 21, 2009 @ 5:15 pm (UID#3992)
Hooray for the both of you and for me agreeing!
Dreth on November 21, 2009 @ 5:23 pm (UID#983)
I found it funny the first two times. Then it got old fast.
Tardex on November 21, 2009 @ 5:50 pm (UID#2119)
I only laughed at the mangina.
Belbo on November 21, 2009 @ 5:58 pm (UID#3882)
the mighty boosh is awesome.
TunaFish on November 21, 2009 @ 8:32 pm (UID#918)
This is awesome. Mighty boosh in general is awesome.
By Ricky “MadMan1701A” Wallace, 2009.
TGGeko on November 21, 2009 @ 4:09 pm (UID#2562)
It’s nacelle eyeballs see all!
slakinator on November 21, 2009 @ 4:25 pm (UID#307)
Source of these? I’d like one to send to my gurlfwend :3
natedog on November 16, 2009 @ 10:17 am (UID#1905)
is that pennywise or sweettooth or some shit?
nobody knows on November 21, 2009 @ 2:07 pm (UID#5034)
I fucked him.
lhamilt2 on November 21, 2009 @ 3:42 pm (UID#5952)
FUUUUCK CLOWNS!!!
dieAntagonista on November 21, 2009 @ 6:56 pm (UID#2287)
As scary as being alone with a baby. Also his head is a golf ball your argument is invalid.
soo…it’s two monkeys,
Or too nagas?
HOLY SHIT THIS IS BADASS
Can we “dis-associate” demon, or is this tolorated, or do we just let him have his voice?