My Confined Space

Sidenote: Today is Free Iced Coffee day at (participating) Dunkin’ Donuts!

ZOMG Caffeine Shakes and Bathroom Trips for all!

10am-10pm.

Comment by Kandorr — May 15, 2008 @ 7:48 am

it just looks like a piece of tape to me but it could be because i havn’t had my coffee yet..

Comment by Bran — May 15, 2008 @ 8:56 am

It’s an obvious shop, can’t you see those pixels?

Comment by Kaze — May 15, 2008 @ 9:25 am

I call shenanigans.

Comment by Asinine — May 15, 2008 @ 11:42 am

I agree. This is bolics.

The momentum needed to have the second cup have an arc of coffee ejected like that would mean the coffee jug would have to be pored from at least a foot away from the original cup.

Yes I have played portal WAY to much…

This is a triumph…

Comment by s_devries — May 15, 2008 @ 5:21 pm

No Shenanigans. Just portals. Must learn to think with portals..

Comment by Phyreblade — May 15, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

Where’s the Weighted Companion Sugar Cube?

Comment by Billy Manic — May 15, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

I was about to call repost before I remembered the other time I saw this was as a motivational poster. Oh well…

Comment by reptilecobra13 — May 15, 2008 @ 6:48 pm

@Billy Manic
Weighted Companion Sugar Cubes…?

BRILLIANT!!!!

Comment by Phyreblade — May 16, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

-2 cuz picture needs a tint adjustment. I do, however, love the holy shit out of salmon.

Comment by deuce — May 14, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

Blah. Give me curry.

Comment by AlecDalek — May 14, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

You can always tell when tiki is hungry.

Comment by Helixx — May 14, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

om nom nom nom

Comment by natedog — May 14, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

my doctor would be so proud of me if I ate that…

but I’d rather eat CHICKEN VINDALOO !!!

or Thai Food…

or SUSHI…

Comment by storminator — May 14, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

Dagnabbit natedog… You beat me to it…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 14, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

A while back I had a neat idea of a more modernized version of the grim reaper riding one of these. Probably nothing new, but I thought I’d share.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 13, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

Otherwise known as a Combine.

Comment by Tardex — May 13, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

you gon get reaped!

Comment by Billy Manic — May 13, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

Dont Fear it

Comment by JoeCrow — May 13, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

It’s handy for getting rid of all those zombie vegans out in the fields.

Comment by ohmybob — May 13, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

Isn’t there a TV show called “Reaper”?

Comment by LordOpie — May 13, 2008 @ 8:45 pm

yes and its awesome

Comment by TrikYodz — May 13, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

Anybody read Terry Pratchett’s “Reaper Man”? It has Death having a thing against Combo Reapers.

Comment by Nemo Intermundorum — May 13, 2008 @ 9:57 pm

Seasons don’t fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain..we can be like they are
Come on baby…don’t fear the reaper

Comment by natedog — May 14, 2008 @ 1:15 am

I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

Comment by coolghoul — May 14, 2008 @ 4:56 am

Terry Pratchett’s version of Death is fucking brilliant. One of my favorite recurring characters in Discworld.

Comment by samoses — May 14, 2008 @ 9:02 am

@natedog: needs more cowbell.

Comment by Jimmed — May 15, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

I’m pretty sure thats the Punisher Skull.

Comment by Apollo — May 10, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

Repost…along with questions about the Punisher.
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/05/30/cthulhu-eater-of-souls-roaster-of-dogs/#comments

Comment by rattybad — May 10, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

the punisher no cthulhu… master must not be taken for punny human…

Comment by acid_monkey1 — May 10, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

So I guess the question is : what would make it more like Cthulhu ? Wings? Trembling peons around it? Perhaps some sleeping z’s on the base?

Comment by tiki god — May 10, 2008 @ 5:52 pm

Just stopping in to say I thought it was The Punisher.

Comment by Daskunt — May 10, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

Wings would definitely help. Different eye socket shape. different cheekbone lines. Get rid of the nares (the nasal orifices…) Perhaps also make the skull more oblong and squid like…

This, on the other hand, with the oversized eye sockets, unusually deformed cheekbones and nasal opening is clearly the very stylized Punishers skull motif. It is very unique.

And most definitely not Cthulhu…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 10, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

Well, I feel like a dumbass… 1. because it’s a repost, and 2. because it does kinda look like the Punisher skull.

and I agree, Phyreblade, a different eye socket shape - maybe lowered a little - and a more blubous skull.

Comment by Vent — May 13, 2008 @ 11:38 am

Well don’t feel like a dumbass… Just don’t let it happen again. Y’hear? Go and and sin no moar…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 13, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

That’s damn nasty.

Comment by THE_GTC — May 9, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

Dalton brothers?
Fesshompa ftw.

Comment by Lorfmachine — May 9, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

They are very tasty, called poor mans lobster, when broiled, the flesh looks and tastes very similar to lobster tail.

Comment by Dral — May 9, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

om nom nom?

Comment by magpie — May 9, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

They had those on Top Chef the other night; you get two really nice filets out of them but they have a lot of gristle.

Comment by rattybad — May 9, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

Oh Nom Nom Nom Nom. I like gobbling up monkfishes.

Comment by Smedlorificus — May 10, 2008 @ 2:01 am

scampy for the win

Comment by batmanturbod — May 10, 2008 @ 3:43 am

They are so tasty. Its a deep water fish and apparently and it glows in the dark (not all of it, just some hairs that come out of its face :S).

Lovely texture.

Comment by Andre666 — May 10, 2008 @ 7:06 am

@rattybad.

Yeah thats where i saw the actual whole fish. My Family’s restaurant serves it sometimes but we get precut fillets.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 10, 2008 @ 6:04 pm

Piles of sloppy turd with mouths.

Comment by banjo_picker — May 11, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

attack of the killer fishbots!

Comment by zondron — May 12, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

You can om nom nom while he om nom noms!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 8, 2008 @ 3:39 am

Pacman is about to get om nom nom’d if he doesn’t turn around quick. (He’s doing it wrong)

Comment by banjo_picker — May 8, 2008 @ 7:52 am

There is no sausage in this picture.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 8, 2008 @ 11:28 am

wakka wakka wakka wakka

Comment by frogurtx — May 8, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

Some of them are from salad dressing commercials from the olden days. Maybe a year or two ago.

Comment by Tardex — May 7, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

Even the smoke coming from the fire?

Comment by numb7rs — May 7, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

^ its cotton candy

Comment by TrikYodz — May 7, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

It’s the onion/poppy roll that makes it mine.

Comment by ladyoftheorb — May 6, 2008 @ 8:14 am

it’s the big cumwad of mayo that makes it nasty

Comment by natedog — May 6, 2008 @ 8:47 am

The bun does look good.

Comment by rattybad — May 6, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

Pickles? Pffft. It’s the Beef, man. Get it right. It’s always, all about the beef. Sheesh…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 7, 2008 @ 12:00 am

my fake food senses are tingling…

Comment by magpie — May 7, 2008 @ 12:47 am

It’s the slices of gherkin (”pickles”) that make it South African. A lot of hamburger places here put gherkins on their burgers… yummy!

Comment by tmar_of_vulcan — May 9, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

needs moar pepperoni.

Comment by dookie_booty — May 5, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

om nom nom nom

Comment by Billy Manic — May 5, 2008 @ 9:43 pm

I demand sexy tag.

Comment by Sticky — May 5, 2008 @ 9:53 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Werd…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 5, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

I hunger….

Comment by MrPsychic — May 5, 2008 @ 10:25 pm

*fap fap fap* gawd it burns *fap fap fap*

Comment by frogurtx — May 5, 2008 @ 11:02 pm

cheeese
http://img363.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cheeesejo8.jpg

Comment by pvdlkccfzs — May 6, 2008 @ 8:04 am

it’s a face.

with a mouthful of poop.

Comment by natedog — May 5, 2008 @ 9:07 am

yummy!

Comment by jose_lucca — May 5, 2008 @ 9:17 am

The rice and corn are backwards!
What a rip off!

Comment by Kaze — May 5, 2008 @ 9:17 am

Dood. . . . . you cant actually be eating that?

Looks like the prop department for a japanese scat movie……

Comment by b-chan — May 5, 2008 @ 9:38 am

i’d be sad too, if i had a mouth full of shit.

Comment by ogie — May 5, 2008 @ 9:41 am

The top picture is likely not really food. Food photographers are known to use all kinds of shit to make stuff look good. http://www.photocritic.org/food-photo-tricks/

Comment by ohmybob — May 5, 2008 @ 9:42 am

i have those plates, but as bowls.

Comment by keytakenwithtongs — May 5, 2008 @ 10:30 am

I have those plates AND bowls.

Comment by ohmybob — May 5, 2008 @ 10:33 am

@jose flip it upside down when you serve

Comment by asdf — May 5, 2008 @ 11:05 am

The BOTTOM picture is likely not really food. Food photographers are known to use all kinds of STUFF to make SHIT look good.

Comment by wol4ene — May 5, 2008 @ 11:52 am

What the fuck. That is normal food and I’d eat it, it even looks like it will taste fine when warmed up and served. What do you expect of a frozen meal?

Comment by Frank McColbert — May 5, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

The corn and rice are backwards for the same reason it doesnt look right. you have to flip it over onto the plate really fast and it will look perfect!

Comment by Abide — May 5, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

corn and rice are not backwards, rotate the plate 180 degrees and they will line up

Comment by 0dbm — May 5, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

Frank McColbert: “What do you expect of a frozen meal?”

I Expect It To NOT Look Like A Pile Of Shit.

Comment by wol4ene — May 5, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

Here’s an idea: Broil or grill a large beef roast, make gravy (no cornstarch, doesn’t reconstitute well). Make a bunch of rice and veggies. Make plates (I use paper plates). Put the whole plate in a gallon ziploc bag. Freeze. Cheap, easy, tasty, nutritious - and you know what the hell you’re eating. You should read the back of that box sometime.

Comment by Gus_Johnson — May 5, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

We saved them there black trays for our fine china set. They come in handy when you always have extra family stopping in.

Comment by CMoorehead — May 5, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

You can cut out the middleman here by taking it straight from the microwave and dumping it into the toilet. It’s gonna look like that coming out, anyway.

Comment by rattybad — May 5, 2008 @ 8:34 pm

Say ohmybob,

Normally you would be correct, but there are governmental guidelines in place that REQUIRE the food being pictured is obtained by the food packaged.
Using lard for ice cream is okay for magazine spreads, but not for the gallon you buy at the store.
What they don’t tell you is they can cook hundreds of those frozen dinners, pick only the best stuff from them and use that for the photo.
It’s still dishonest, but it is real food.

Comment by mastermunan — May 6, 2008 @ 11:10 am