My Confined Space

RoR

Comment by frogurtx — May 16, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

ROAR i’m a lion

Comment by asdf — May 16, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

Paint my House!

Dana Delaney was totally hot in this movie. Makes me want to get some butter.

Comment by bawb — May 16, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

My eyes!! THey BuRn!!

Comment by bright green — May 16, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

I don’t understand how you can be that fat and still have no titties…I have to be half her weight, and even I have bigger titties then her. I hate me

Comment by jamestown — May 16, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

I’d hit it.

Comment by mastermunan — May 16, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

Worst book-to-movie adaptation EVAR.

Comment by SouthernOracle — May 16, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

There is a special circle in hell for you natedog….

Comment by bigjames26 — May 16, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

i’m going to have nightmares….

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

I’d do her, no questions asked

Comment by Bonking_Sheep — May 16, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

SHE IS THE EXCEPTION TO RULE 34 DO NOT WANT

Comment by Snow — May 17, 2008 @ 4:36 am

why does it say enjoy your visit to amsterdam and then o’reilly’s irish pub?

Are people that dumb that they don’t know the difference between European countries?

Comment by Drewlicious — May 15, 2008 @ 11:40 am

Maybe it’s an Irish pub in Amsterdam? There’s an Irish pub near me, but I sure don’t live in Ireland…which makes me wonder if “Irish pub” just means “we have beer.”

Comment by rattybad — May 15, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

Yeah, there’s no way that there could be an Irish pub anywhere else, right?

http://www.oreillys.com/amsterdam/index.htm

Comment by Kishi — May 15, 2008 @ 12:08 pm

There are bugger all Irish pubs which say the words “Irish pub” on the front here in Ireland. You just look for the drunken agricultural GAA fanatics.

Comment by Smedlorificus — May 15, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

I’m pretty sure thats the Punisher Skull.

Comment by Apollo — May 10, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

Repost…along with questions about the Punisher.
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/05/30/cthulhu-eater-of-souls-roaster-of-dogs/#comments

Comment by rattybad — May 10, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

the punisher no cthulhu… master must not be taken for punny human…

Comment by acid_monkey1 — May 10, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

So I guess the question is : what would make it more like Cthulhu ? Wings? Trembling peons around it? Perhaps some sleeping z’s on the base?

Comment by tiki god — May 10, 2008 @ 5:52 pm

Just stopping in to say I thought it was The Punisher.

Comment by Daskunt — May 10, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

Wings would definitely help. Different eye socket shape. different cheekbone lines. Get rid of the nares (the nasal orifices…) Perhaps also make the skull more oblong and squid like…

This, on the other hand, with the oversized eye sockets, unusually deformed cheekbones and nasal opening is clearly the very stylized Punishers skull motif. It is very unique.

And most definitely not Cthulhu…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 10, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

Well, I feel like a dumbass… 1. because it’s a repost, and 2. because it does kinda look like the Punisher skull.

and I agree, Phyreblade, a different eye socket shape - maybe lowered a little - and a more blubous skull.

Comment by Vent — May 13, 2008 @ 11:38 am

Well don’t feel like a dumbass… Just don’t let it happen again. Y’hear? Go and and sin no moar…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 13, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

Holy infant… so tender… so mild…

Comment by ack — May 6, 2008 @ 2:01 am

I have A Modest Proposal…

Comment by CaptainBobo — May 6, 2008 @ 2:16 am

I hope there’s no pees with them carrots.

Comment by Frznagn — May 6, 2008 @ 2:43 am

GET IN MAH BELLY!!!

Comment by dookie_booty — May 6, 2008 @ 2:54 am

Damn. Captainbobo beat me to it…Jonathan Swift was a brilliant man.

Comment by reptilecobra13 — May 6, 2008 @ 10:43 am

Black Market Long Pig OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — May 6, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

Rachel Ray’s 9 Month Meal?

Comment by rattybad — May 6, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

anne geddes is getting cynical.

Comment by redxblack — May 6, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

I prefers dark meat.

Comment by Lakiamia — May 6, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

you are going to hell.your callousness disgusts me

Comment by EpicFail — May 4, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

Oh man, I’m going to hell. I loled.

Comment by Exacerbate — May 4, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

That’s disgraceful…. apostrophe abuse!

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — May 4, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

Yes, any reference of sensitive subjects is now strictly prohibited by the PCEC (Political Correctness Enforcement Committee). The following words, among others, are now off limits in any context (negative, neutral, positive, humorous, or homophonic): black, down, gay, government, terror, and Texas. For a full list of unlawful words, please visit the PCEC website.

Comment by Nemo Intermundorum — May 4, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

I lol’d, and I don’t give a damn.

Comment by wtfunk — May 4, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

I don’t get it…

Comment by Mayyday — May 4, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

^^Then you’re not one of life’s ‘ups’.

Comment by pedantic — May 4, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

Made me lol

Comment by Madru — May 4, 2008 @ 3:43 pm

Look at how happy he is in his little argyle sweater vest! I did laugh too though. I’m a terrible person.

Comment by seentheidiotwalk — May 4, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

Well, lemme know when you go to hell so we can hang out because the group’s getting bigger by the click.

Comment by Dreth — May 4, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

Oh fuck, I get it now. Good god I lol’d, not only at the joke, but at myself for not getting it sooner. >_<

Comment by Mayyday — May 4, 2008 @ 4:43 pm

I registered to lol at this. x_x

Comment by DeFlandres — May 4, 2008 @ 9:03 pm

i lold
well
hell if you dont like then fuck you
he looks silly
and if i looked silly hed laugh too
its funnny.
and everyone gets made fun of.
get over it you self rightous newfag(s)

Comment by TrikYodz — May 4, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

can someone explain this to me, because I don’t get it.

Comment by Kolossos — May 4, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

hes happy (ups)
then he has (Downs) syndrome

Comment by TrikYodz — May 4, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

that’s politically incorrect you fucking retard!

Comment by storminator — May 4, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

The entire concept is funny, but I think it would be funnier if it was a picture of an adult instead of a child.

I feel like a hypocrite considering I was laughing at Child Cannibism in an earlier post….

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — May 5, 2008 @ 12:52 am

@ storminator
sence when did polital correctness matter?
especally on the web

Comment by TrikYodz — May 5, 2008 @ 3:39 am

I think storminator was being ironic…

Comment by jadechimera — May 5, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

i don’t see any self-righteous newfags

Comment by EpicFail — May 5, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

didn’t like this.

didn’t even smile…

Comment by Numero 41 — May 6, 2008 @ 12:04 am

I lol’d, then lol’d more while reading your comments.

Comment by Wisebrute — May 7, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

@JazzyJazzyJazzHands
Are You Down With Downs?

Comment by tiki god — May 7, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

Its Lorena Bobbitt!

Comment by rebelyell2006 — May 2, 2008 @ 8:51 am

That is some weird art. Although I think I’ve seen some of this before. Does he do work for Time or Newsweek?

Comment by Lord_Gorlock — May 2, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

Yes, everyone has probably seen some of his work somewhere or other at or point. I think he has done work for several major publications…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 2, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

This, sirrah, is amazing.

Comment by Gilly — May 2, 2008 @ 4:39 am

amazing, eh absofuckinglutely.
I wanna know the source.

Comment by dieAntagonista — May 2, 2008 @ 4:56 am

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Comment by Ando — May 2, 2008 @ 5:05 am

Wow thats the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.

Comment by Namelis1 — May 2, 2008 @ 6:15 am

That’s just good comedy. If only it weren’t do damned accurate.

Comment by st_judas — May 2, 2008 @ 7:00 am

fucking A.

but they forgot to mention that the price of hockey went to it’s highest price ever…

Comment by natedog — May 2, 2008 @ 7:57 am

@dieAntagonista
It’s from Married to the Sea: http://www.marriedtothesea.com/mtts-archives/mttsarchive-apr08.php

Comment by Serraph — May 2, 2008 @ 8:14 am

This is actually pretty damn funny, if I say so myself.

Comment by Sticky — May 2, 2008 @ 10:50 am

Blame Canada.

Comment by Korinthian — May 2, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

@ st_judas
What are you talking about? Accurate? I can’t possibly find any comparable event, you must be crazy.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 2, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

Oh I get what you did there. It’s like a comparison.

I wish it weren’t so broad and stupid. It’s funny if you’ve got .01% of the info the way most Americans do.

If Iraq were full of Canadians and Canada were a dictatorship who had just invaded…I dunno…wealthy Greenland? Then maybe this would work. If we were publicly stating we had the death of the UAE on our minds and rallied our people around that cause…then maybe this would make some sense. If our domestic population of English and French were shooting the shit out of each other and burrowing the country into a perennial state of civil unrest…then mayyyybe.

But it fails. It fails hard and then it fails some more.

What’s not funny is someone thought they were clever when they drew that little mess. And they probably protest, tell people to watch crappy conspiracy movies, and collect social assistance while still living with their parents. All the while wondering why foreign investors have pulled away from putting money into the US and blaming their own president for all their problems.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 2, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

Looks like mAgnUS BUTTfoorson bought every word the media spoon-fed him. It’s people like him that make good soldiers, christians, or something else that doesn’t require thinking about things in a critical manner.

Comment by Korinthian — May 2, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

Hi pot, I’m kettle. And I believe it is you who are black.

People like you make good welfare cases.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 2, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

Oh btw: since you’re obviously new…I’m Canadian.

So…ya. You lose.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 2, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

I *am* new, I had no idea this place had a rule saying that opposing canadians resulted in automatic juvenile proclamations of victory. Who cares if you are canadian, and who would bother to remember it?

Comment by Korinthian — May 2, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

this might not be the most accurate scenario, but close enough.

there are plenty of religious fanatics that might crusade.
too bad america wasnt invaded during the Civil War. yeah, thats right, america has the capability of killing its citizens.

oh, and the pot-kettle comment… went nowhere

Comment by uberubermensch — May 2, 2008 @ 6:46 pm

Why so uptight? If you actually checked their website you can see they make some of the best comics on the web. Its humor for laughing at.

Comment by Serraph — May 2, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

Well no duh Americans, just like any other people, have the *potential* to kill each other.

And America being invaded during the Civil War would still be nothing like what’s going on in Iraq.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 2, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

This is absolutely ridiculous.

U.A.E. doesn’t have the firepower

Comment by mechaxl — May 2, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

@mAgnUS

Even you get owned once in a while.

Comment by AlecDalek — May 3, 2008 @ 7:18 am

I’ll readily admit if I get told and am wrong but this fucking idiot just plain missed the point.

You didn’t “oppose” me. You made some inane bullshit faggot statement that was clearly an attack on a certain segment I am not a part of. You also cited media influence for my perspective when everyone (even some retards like you) knows the media if heavily biased towards the uninformed hippie point of view you are presenting.

Think about that in a critical manner you half wit queer little prick.

I’m sorry was that too juvenile for you? Well apparently you’re not only new here but to the internet as well. This is going to be rough on you but…you’re probably going to get a lot more of this kind of reaction if you are in the habit of shooting your mouth off like an asshole.

I tried being polite in my response and you for whatever reason interpreted it as a green light to be even more of a loser.

This picture is stupid. Its not ‘not funny’ because its insulting. Its not funny because it is the kind of thing someone with zero knowledge of global politics would chortle at just because they think they’re supposed to. Then if you call them out on it they give you a reaction like I got from pisshead over there.

Why don’t you give a good explanation of how what I said was wrong? Take the dick out of your mouth first please.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 3, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

troll?
seems to be more insults in there than logic…fail.

Comment by uberubermensch — May 3, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

its demonstrating that if the table were turned and they attacked the a) the wrong group and b) for the actions of few (as americans did) it would not be funny.

über troll action right there.

also, magnusbuttforwhatever, tl;dr.

Comment by Pants — May 3, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

too bad you didn’t read what I wrote because I pointed out the massive flaws in your thinking and this fucking crappy cartoon.

Poor Pants. Poor poor Pants.

short enough?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 3, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

wow mAgnUS BUTTfoorson, let loose a little. laugh at the cartoon. it is funny cuz it could happen if roles were reversed. but you dont get that. how the hell are you in canada and not see this.

and what you write is trivial. you dont say much for the amount you write. “if you have nothing good to say, dont say anything at all”

Comment by uberubermensch — May 4, 2008 @ 5:30 am

Holy shit you fucking retard…

I KNOW THAT’S WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT BUT THE REASON IT’S FUCKING STUPID IS BECAUSE IT DOESN’T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE MASSIVE VARIABLES I MENTIONED BEFORE AND IT OPERATING PURELY ON GEOGRAPHY.

AS I SAID THIS IS THE KIND OF THING UNINFORMED FUKWITS GIGGLE AT BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO CAUSE THEY SO SMERT ETC. THESE SAME PEOPLE WOULD BE THE ONES GUILTY OF MEDIA BRAINWASHING.

GET IT?

“If Iraq were full of Canadians and Canada were a dictatorship who had just invaded…I dunno…wealthy Greenland? Then maybe this would work. If we were publicly stating we had the death of the UAE on our minds and rallied our people around that cause…then maybe this would make some sense. If our domestic population of English and French were shooting the shit out of each other and burrowing the country into a perennial state of civil unrest…then mayyyybe.”

Understand?

No?

That’s because you’re a fucking moron.

My God. You’re just about the biggest dumbshit I’ve ever come across. Go turn on the Daily Show and laugh along like you have any idea about whats going on in the world you limp dick little sheep.

‘tee hee…itth wike eewak wer gog boosh sented miwitawy and waw ith a bad ting. me tho thmert.’

You’re a fucking idiot. The worst part is you’re typical.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 4, 2008 @ 10:48 am

Hey wait a sec… dood! I love the daily show…! Does that make me typical? Dagnabbit!!!

Comment by Phyreblade — May 4, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

so you disagree with the cartoon and are trying to force that down everyones throats.

the thing is the united states will always be the dominating power, and kinda a bully nation. but the middle east in general will never be conquered. hence a war over there is futile. just like a war in canada would go nowhere. there prolly wouldnt be many casualties in a canadian war, and the US would crush them… nobody wants to war with america, but send a message.

war is futile. and funny. and when you out a new twist on it, then its really funny.

for the second time. insults only backfire on you. And caps lock doesnt make you look cool either.

Comment by uberubermensch — May 4, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

It’s like I’m standing in front of you pointing at “the point” and you’re shaking your head and saying “no….that’s not right at all”.

You can’t argue with facts. Hell you can’t argue at all. You’re a fucking moron.

You have demonstrated an outright absence of knowledge of anything related to this. You reiterate a point that was combated in the first post I made.

You know what doesn’t make you look cool? Being a fucking retard who with every post lets me know that no matter how big of a retard I knew you to be before you will prove me wrong and are in fact much more retarded.

btw: China laughs at the US frequently. I like America but that’s just another way you’re wrong and are a fucking idiot.

I mean the middle east will never be conquered? You’re not there to conquer anything asshole! It’s not colonization! You’re supposed to be liberating people from a dictatorship! Hence this cartoon making no sense and the only correlation being a geographic flip. Which is idiotic. Which is why its not funny.

What are you 14? You did just wake up from a coma?

What’s wrong with you or is it just plain old fashioned stupidity?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 4, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

oh and would you please now take the next faggot step in the hierarchy of faggotry and retreat to a puppet master stance where you profess to have fained this utter stupidity in some kind of pathetic, nerd flailing attempt at controlling something in your life.

Thanks.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 4, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

hmmm, very descriptive.
if you arent insecure, then dont flame.

Comment by uberubermensch — May 4, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

“if you aren’t insecure…

…then don’t “flame”"

Ok people there it is. He is a retard.

Sorry I wasted any time on you at all “uberubermensch” or on the first idiot who missed every point like they were going to hurt.

Here’s the answer to the cartoon:
it’s hilarious!**

**if you’re a complete fucking moron who doesn’t know a God damned thing about the world or anything this cartoon is relating to. You really need to be one of those gangly, snide little pricks who says things like ‘Bush sucks’ because your sorry little ass saw someone else say it on TV and you really want to sound grown up and smart.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 5, 2008 @ 9:05 am

- Serraph, thanks a lot.

Comment by dieAntagonista — May 5, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

As was JFK.

Comment by pedantic — April 29, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

He was AFK.

Comment by frogurtx — April 29, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

True, AFAIK.

Comment by phaed — April 29, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

OWNED!!!!!

Comment by gregzombie — April 29, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

That poor beard.

Comment by Kaze — April 29, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

IDKFA?

Comment by Mayyday — April 29, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

not historically accurate picture. see lincoln was camping on the balcony with a sniper rifle and JWB snuck up from behind. he was going for the ultimate humiliation with the knife but then since lincoln was so tall and scary he decided to step back and shoot him in the head.

Comment by asdf — April 29, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

@ asdf…and he then proceeded to tea bag him?

Comment by robustion — April 30, 2008 @ 2:29 am