Congrats on the winners !!

in other recent news … i love how you said …

“Those of you that are losers will not be contacted by email, sorry.” lool

Comment by MonkeyHitman — July 1, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

WOOHOO! High five?

Comment by Corran — July 1, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

I think the sexy letter should be published for all to see.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — July 1, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

it’s interesting how someone with a handfull of votes made it when people who posted back when the contest started received over 30 votes. sounds like you should do the Florida election!

Comment by ttudrew98 — July 1, 2008 @ 9:31 pm

has it been rigged ? :\ ?

Comment by MonkeyHitman — July 1, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

since the winner was last minute and therefore didnt get as many votes, i think the ratio of 5’s and 4’s to 2’s and 1’s should be considered rather than this system.

Comment by Pants — July 1, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

last minute?

nope. two days is more then enough time.

Comment by tiki god — July 1, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

According to the Central Limit Theorem, as long as you have more than 30 votes, the sample mean should be an accurate representation of the true mean.
In other words, STFU about ‘last minute’ entries.

Comment by reboot — July 1, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

rolf … well whens the next contest ?

Comment by MonkeyHitman — July 1, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

also: the two actual winners are among the top most rated posts on the entire site.

Comment by tiki god — July 1, 2008 @ 11:20 pm

Whoever got the sexy email from Tiki, can you post it on the internet?

Comment by diabeetus — July 2, 2008 @ 12:13 am

Thank you to all who voted for my banner…and my condolences for anyone who has to look at it.

Woohoo I won…just in time to help pay for repairs to my car that broke this weekend.

Comment by dogolopee — July 2, 2008 @ 12:49 am

Congrats dogolopee

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — July 2, 2008 @ 5:31 am

Tiki God, what a bullshit contest! You state that before entering the contest to read the rules, where you state no animated banners allowed… WTF? then you pick an animated banner as the winner? way to have a contest…

Comment by bewhyareohin — July 2, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

God & third place didn’t even make the right size ad’s…. What a fucking joke!

Comment by bewhyareohin — July 2, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

oh noes! random internet bloggers fucks up a 50 dollar contest!

NEWS AT 11!

Comment by tiki god — July 2, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

I apologize for my statements earlier, I don’t know what I was thinking, much like everything else on this site you must have leeched the rules for the contest off of some other site and just didn’t pay much attention to what they said… It’s ok we understand, you where drunk right?

Comment by bewhyareohin — July 2, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

@bewhyareohin:

Shut the fuck up.

Comment by 24601 — July 2, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

LMAO

Comment by storminator — June 30, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

This is fucking hilarious.

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — June 30, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

Haha, my home town has a record store called HotPoop, hehe agind hippies with jobs.

Comment by BowToMe — July 1, 2008 @ 12:32 am

this is really nice … but reduce the time for 1 second or 2 .. then perfect

and isnt it “meant” not “mean”.. i could be wrong

Comment by MonkeyHitman — June 29, 2008 @ 7:59 pm

I don’t see anything.

Comment by Ben1605 — June 30, 2008 @ 9:15 am

Why?

Comment by LukeV1-5 — June 29, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

they are not standard ad weights, check iab. should be under 30k.

Comment by ttudrew98 — June 29, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

Why?
Since everyone else was doing one adsize.

they are not standard ad weights, check iab. should be under 30k.
Um…the only one that’s not, would be the 160×600 which 40kb is acceptable.

Douche much?

Comment by nonera — June 29, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

Ok Mr. Fucking Expert. If you know so much then where are your basics for a banner ad? Your call to action, hook … ever hear of those things?

Comment by ttudrew98 — June 29, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

lol….you crack me up.
I assumed since you can type you can read.
Each one has a call to action and/or a hook.
The only one that doesn’t, Pee Wee, it’s called a visual representation.
Sadly, I am a Mr. Fucking Expert. It’s what I am paid to do for a living….and well I might add.
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So don’t get mad, get even and make one yourself so someone else can be too critical…by the way, that someone else, wouldn’t be me. I cleaned all the sand out of my vagina years ago.
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Best of luck with the sand.

Comment by nonera — June 29, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

Uhm. Everyone else was doing one ad size because Tiki asked for a specific size of ad. GJ pretentious fail :).

Comment by Kero — June 29, 2008 @ 10:00 pm

haha! Guess I missed out on that. Joke’s one meh.
But that being said, where did Tiki say it?

Comment by nonera — June 29, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

*on

Comment by nonera — June 29, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

I bet you do get paid well. I bet you have a sports car, many beautiful women and a 15 inch long dick. You are some dude bragging online!!! Never ever heard anyone make stuff up online buddy! I call bullshit on you doing this for a living because these suck dick. You didn’t even follow directions, how good can you be!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Comment by ttudrew98 — June 30, 2008 @ 9:32 am

those sure look like some ads by someone who sucks a lot of dick

Comment by token2k6 — June 30, 2008 @ 11:08 am

OH NO! MY FEELINGS!
What douches. Sadly there are too many of these sites to stick around for bad apples.
Tiki, You’re cool…and I’m out.
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The Non Era

Comment by nonera — June 30, 2008 @ 3:33 pm

OMG, so your handle is actually supposed to be The Non Era? I thought it was a tie-in to Panera bread or something.

Comment by token2k6 — June 30, 2008 @ 3:49 pm

@ The Non Era

You are a fucking baby. Must be too good (oh yea and successful from your millions you make creating banner ads HA) to grace our presence. Take care, way to really defend your work!

Comment by ttudrew98 — June 30, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

melikes

Comment by natedog — June 29, 2008 @ 12:20 am

me too…wait…ow…I’m ded

Comment by nyoki — June 29, 2008 @ 12:41 am

it’s like a lot of insanity, but then again, there’s static text over it that add calmness. whoa

Comment by tiki god — June 29, 2008 @ 12:46 am

It reminds me of that Zik Zak comercial in the Max Headroom movie…except my head didn’t explode. Nice Job.

Comment by nonera — June 29, 2008 @ 1:59 am

dude, what is that font?

Comment by silverflux — June 29, 2008 @ 3:17 am

The font is called “Girls are Weird”

I had to rescale and adjust the leading and kerning a bit for the type to look like I wanted.

And oddly enough there are some 360ish images that flash behind the text.

Comment by dogolopee — June 29, 2008 @ 4:03 am

Gets my vote as there’s a pic of me in there!
Bottom row, second from the left. Superman suit.

Comment by Ando — June 30, 2008 @ 7:53 am

Great job, i like it.

Comment by Zen — June 25, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

my favorite so far.

Comment by steamkitten — June 25, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

Ditto.

Comment by nyoki — June 25, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

Can it go faster? My attention span drops about 1/2 way through.

Comment by outofocus — June 26, 2008 @ 1:15 am

that is kick ass.

Comment by storminator — June 26, 2008 @ 3:57 am

Spelling pedophiles right might help your case.

Comment by Frank — June 16, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

Personally, I find the flashing really annoying.

Comment by Corran — June 16, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

Personally, I would click on it. It’s absurd enough for the right people to click on it. And I think it would keep the wrong people away. But yea, remove the second D.

Comment by dieAntagonista — June 16, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

Your banner gave me a migraine. I can’t see right now and I seriously hate you.

Comment by frogurtx — June 16, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

The second D is fine. It’s the first D that has to go.

Comment by dorix — June 16, 2008 @ 9:00 pm

I believe both D’s must go, and he must add a third D in between where the second and first D were.

Comment by Mystik — June 17, 2008 @ 2:12 am

damn, aint that some shit. to wrong D’s and not one of them is right. okay.
i pledge if you vote for me, i promise to remove the bad Ds and add the right one…. and lower gas prices.

Comment by enoonmai — June 17, 2008 @ 8:02 am

I like #1.

Comment by AliceH — June 13, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

Although I’m not sure what the lawn background has to do with anything.

Comment by AliceH — June 13, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

You lost your job, so now you have to live in a lawn.

Comment by RSIxidor — June 14, 2008 @ 10:20 am

LULZ, mang. LULZ

Comment by natedog — June 14, 2008 @ 11:38 am

Basically. Burritos are enchiladas dry/to go.

Comment by MacheteJak — June 13, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

ALL mexican food consists of the same 5 ingredients, only prepared differently.

Comment by pedantic — June 14, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

@ Pedantic

That can’t be right, but I can’t think of anything to disprove your statement!

Comment by frogurtx — June 14, 2008 @ 6:17 pm