2008
May 1
I’m the one in the left, sadly.
Posted by neflhim on May 1st, 2008 in Alert Levels , Sad :(   (5 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ... Stumble it!
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2008
Mar 31
Scientologist in LA follows 2 protesters with signs revealing their real names addresses and phone numbers.
Luckily the 2 men did not like being asked how the CoS can carry those signs and claim that Fair Game is no longer used and they went away.
Posted by anonymus on Mar 31st, 2008 in Alert Levels , Computers , Politics , Religion , Space , Television , wtf  (14 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5) Loading ... Stumble it!
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2008
Jan 31
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Posted by tiki god on Jan 31st, 2008 in Alert Levels , Humor , Television (16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5) Loading ... Stumble it!
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2006
May 2
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Posted by tiki god on May 2nd, 2006 in 9-11 , Alert Levels , Humor , Politics (9 votes, average: 2.89 out of 5) Loading ... Stumble it!
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2006
Feb 20
The Sky Is Falling, also known as Chicken Little, Chicken Licken or Henny Penny is an old, classical fable of unknown origin about a chicken who believes the sky is falling. The phrase has also become used to indicate a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.
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Posted by tiki god on Feb 20th, 2006 in Alert Levels , Humor , Politics (4 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ... Stumble it!
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2006
Jan 24
| Low Stupidity Condition | Signifies a caller offers little or no risk of causing the tech a cranial aneurysm. This is usually a calller who understand that most technical “secrets” are cleverly concealed in the mysterious things called “manuals.” Recommendation: Cherish these ones. |
| Suspicious Stupiditity Condition | Signifies a caller who is suspected of weapons-grade stupidity, without any real evidence. Recommendation: Send “inspectors.” |
| Elevated Stupidity Condition | Indicates a significant risk of stroke in the tech cause by a caller who insist that “there is no ‘any key’ on the keyboard” and that “there’s no way I can click on ‘you computer’ from over here.”Recommendation: Slow Breating exercisiese and a good punching bag. |
| High Stupidity Condition | Indicates a high risk of an apoplectic fit. callers insist that their operating system is “netscape,” their web browser is by “Logitech” and the specific application that blew up on them is “Microsoft.” (Heh) Recommendation: Join a Zen Monastery |
| Severe Stupidity Condition | Indicates the highest risk possible. Adrenaline overload and renal failure caused by callers who angrily state that they have a degree and are in fact very clever, and that the tech must “hop to it and fix things.” When asked to “open a window” they do in fact get up and open a window. Alas. Recommendation: a large bludgeoning instrument. For you or them, it’s really your choice. |
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Posted by tiki god on Jan 24th, 2006 in Alert Levels , Humor (11 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ... Stumble it!
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quit whining, /b/
Comment by natedog — March 31, 2008 @ 8:02 am
/b/ ftw!
Comment by w0x — March 31, 2008 @ 8:11 am
Hey, whats /b/ ? Lets talk about it.
Comment by Namelis1 — March 31, 2008 @ 8:24 am
/b/ is life.
Comment by w0x — March 31, 2008 @ 8:53 am
natedog: 4
wox: 2
namelis1: 10+
wox: 2
Comment by RSIxidor — March 31, 2008 @ 9:07 am
[6:01:57 PM] Namelis1 says: haha
[6:01:58 PM] Namelis1 says: i pwnedyouu
Fuck you, RSIxidor , fuck you.
Comment by w0x — March 31, 2008 @ 10:06 am
freakin’ /b/tards…
Comment by Phyreblade — March 31, 2008 @ 9:06 pm
don’t tread on /b/!!
Comment by el_metal — April 1, 2008 @ 12:38 am