heh heh

Comment by Camiam321 — October 3, 2008 @ 7:33 am

Somebody get this man a prize!

Comment by Sarcastastic — October 3, 2008 @ 9:07 am

TMNT= Teenage Mutant Ninja Toads

Comment by Lakiamia — October 3, 2008 @ 11:36 am

Bufo marinus. I used to work with these toads (in college, in Biochemistry). I’d play with them, too, even taking one home on Halloween as a prop for a party. Hope the boss never reads mcs nor figures out who I am! Sorry! I didn’t hurt the little, uh, big guy!

Comment by Marianne_W — October 3, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

Amphibian Warrrrrrrrrriors!

Comment by Dreth — October 3, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

Reminds me of the tribal phase in spore

Comment by stephenpjc — October 3, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

WIN… just mega WIN.

Comment by Special Kail — October 3, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

Bud….Wise….

Comment by TrayShadix — October 4, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

CHOP!

Comment by Phyreblade — October 4, 2008 @ 9:24 pm

In before Trigger Discipline whores!

Comment by hvymetal86 — October 3, 2008 @ 1:11 am

Needs less gun and more babe.

Comment by Puulaahi — October 3, 2008 @ 1:25 am

good morning, googly eyes

Comment by inan — October 3, 2008 @ 1:45 am

@hvymetal86

She has EXCELLENT trigger control, don’t you agree? SHE IS AN PROFESSIONAL.

Comment by purple banana — October 3, 2008 @ 2:23 am

u mean pail chick with gun

Comment by SKILLERWHALE — October 3, 2008 @ 3:05 am

@ purple banana

“SHE IS AN PROFESSIONAL.”

like an hero by any chance???

Comment by robustion — October 3, 2008 @ 4:13 am

this is some of Oleg Volk’s work. he has a decent message for those actually willing to listen and not automatically dismiss him as some wing-nut that came loose.

as for the G36…nice eye candy but I prefer more metal and less plastic…like my FAL.

Comment by db_tanker — October 3, 2008 @ 6:54 am

@SKILLERWHALE:

I don’t see any buckets in this image. Are you implying that she is a bucket, and that we should be filling her up?

Comment by RSIxidor — October 3, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

einer poste

Comment by Special Kail — October 2, 2008 @ 11:31 am

horrible triiger discipline unless shes about to crack off with some celebratory fire. And that chick need to om nom nom a sammich or two…

Comment by thecowsays — October 2, 2008 @ 11:42 am

horrible trigger discipline unless shes about to crack off with some celebratory fire. And that chick need to om nom nom a sammich or two…

Comment by thecowsays — October 2, 2008 @ 11:43 am

Underboob and weaponry. It doesn’t get too much better. Maybe if she had a bottle of booze in her other hand…

Comment by garbledxmission — October 2, 2008 @ 11:43 am

maybe if she had some boobs.

Comment by Special Kail — October 2, 2008 @ 11:51 am

shes never fired anything other than a watergun in her life. Id get my ass kicked for trigger discipline like that.

Comment by barwitch — October 2, 2008 @ 11:52 am

maybe the safety is on.

Comment by Special Kail — October 2, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

Handful’s all you need, and they generally age better. And trigger sloppiness aside, HELLZ YEAH.

Comment by MacheteJak — October 2, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

The only way this could get any better is if she is not wearing any panties.

Comment by Puulaahi — October 2, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

I like “B” cups, but I would like them better if they were attached to a chick who knew trigger discipline, but hell she’s blond, what do you expect, that’s why I prefer brunettes.

Comment by gor — October 2, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

Hopefully there is a beer and a smoke in her other hand.

Comment by Recondomoe — October 2, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — October 2, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

lol @ LukeV1-5 exactly

Comment by ninjoe — October 2, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

this poor girl can afford an Uzi but she can’t afford clothes….hmmmmmm

Comment by jhoelscher — October 2, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

Dude, I know her.. btw it’s an AIR-SOFT! dumbasses!

Comment by shipoopie — October 2, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

Lolz @ shipoopie!

Comment by BowToMe — October 2, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

seriously, though, any1 saying anything about “trigger discipline” is gaymo mcgee

Comment by Special Kail — October 2, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

AIR-SOFT is no excuse for improper trigger control and before you go around degrading the good people that place comments on tiki’s fine website (not counting Caio, of course) where is the indication that it is an AIR-SOFT?

I’m not saying that it’s not an AIR-SOFT, but how can one tell by the photo?

Comment by gor — October 2, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

1- clip is hollow 2- chrome thumb auto- to semi switch. a real one would not be chrome. 3- shes a bro-ho skank.. Bros dont have real guns. too much money on lifted trucks. Caio pumps me.. and i rest my finger on the trigger- it gets tired from pumpin off all day..

Comment by shipoopie — October 2, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

Sounds good (except for the bro-ho skank part, too bad), thanks for the info.

Comment by gor — October 2, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

Crap. I was hoping to prove shipoopie wrong, but nope, he’s right. If you look at the clip, you can see the color bb’s through the plastic.

Comment by Kaze — October 2, 2008 @ 5:28 pm

I think everyone is missing the point, this is the girl you take with you to the range, so everyone else is distraced, and cant aim. and you come out lookign like a baddass, cause you are not affected by her undisciplined charm. nom nom.

Comment by cm3ars — October 2, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

This must be shopped. She is not in the kitchen.

Comment by the3g_ipwn — October 2, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

I think she’s most likely got a helluva lot more trigger discipline than most of you blokes.

Comment by Brevity Truta — October 2, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

Call me whatever you want, but DO NOT WANT.

She looks like something out of World Vision.

Comment by Dreth — October 3, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

“I think she’s most likely got a helluva lot more trigger discipline than most of you blokes” says the person who uses the word “bloke”. I wouldn’t be surprised if the country in which Brev lives has disarmed it’s law-abinding citizens/subjects.

Comment by gor — October 4, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

i hate abinding the law… dumbass.

Comment by Special Kail — October 9, 2008 @ 11:44 am

that’s a great picture, provided it’s candid

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 28, 2008 @ 4:05 am

At some point, some military nut will point out that they are actually performing some legitimate maneuver.

Comment by AlecDalek — July 28, 2008 @ 5:50 am

For a minute there I thought that the guy in the middle had one really fucked up finger.

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — July 28, 2008 @ 6:16 am

Ok, now cover your left eye and try to tell me how many terrorists you see on the bottom line.

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 28, 2008 @ 10:50 am

I HAVE NEVAR SEEN THIS BEFORE

Comment by natedog — July 28, 2008 @ 11:02 am

Maybe they’re just all doing the Thriller.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — July 28, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

What is wrong with that guy’s finger? Or is it just fucked up looking because it was shopped. I can never tell if something is shopped because I haven’t seen a lot in my time.

Comment by Ronwe — July 28, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HIS FINGER. ITS JUST THE BADGE ON HIS HELMET BEHIND MAKING IT LOOK ODD.

Comment by bright green — July 28, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

When gaining entry into a building, silence is an absolutle. Hand signals are a must, these guys are saying, someone just came on my face.

Comment by sinbin2 — July 28, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

Oh. Well, I’m dumb.

Comment by Ronwe — July 28, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by bigjoe2k7 — July 28, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

ohshit ohshit ohshit

Comment by pedantic — July 28, 2008 @ 3:04 am

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING HUGE!

Comment by Breakdancingmonkey — July 28, 2008 @ 4:01 am

“Mom, I’m gonna need new pants!”

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — July 28, 2008 @ 7:48 am

Admiral Perry has much to answer for. . .

Comment by awfulintentions — July 28, 2008 @ 8:22 am

In the words of Bender: “We’re Boned!”

Comment by hvymetal86 — July 28, 2008 @ 11:27 am

A piece by my friend Naomi. Moar at http://petracore.com

Comment by Hazard — July 28, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

SUMMON…. THE KRAKEN

Comment by Hepathos — July 28, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

That rifle is amazing…

Comment by Throoper — July 28, 2008 @ 2:05 am

that camouflage is amazing…
looks not like a sniper - looks like a man in a coat with a rifle - foolproof!

Comment by Achi — July 28, 2008 @ 3:07 am

*pew pew pew* I make your head asplode!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — July 28, 2008 @ 4:46 am

I agree with Achi.
Paint that sucker white if you don’t want to stick out like a bulldogs bollocks.

Comment by Ando — July 28, 2008 @ 5:14 am

Unless there’s combat going on in antartica, or the actual artic (wait a few years maybe), generally there is still gonna be a lot of black and dark green shrubs and trees sticking up and around. This guy is german, where even in the depths of winter there is still brush and forest. Laying out in the middle of an open white field, with no cover is stupid no matter how good your camo. Yet if he wore pure white, he would stick out from the available cover just as much. These are professionals, who know what they are doing. He’s balanced to the varied environment. Plus: From a couple km’s away, he might look like a tiny momentary flash and then your dead.

Comment by jesupocalypse — July 28, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

“Long Distance - The Next Best Thing To Being There”

Comment by storminator — July 29, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

Wish he updated more. ..or at all.

Comment by DCR — July 28, 2008 @ 1:15 am

GWTBW FTW!!!

Comment by Pants — July 28, 2008 @ 1:22 am

Who made this pic of win? And could’st I have linkage?

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — July 28, 2008 @ 1:36 am

Praise The Tick.

Comment by Lamb — July 28, 2008 @ 1:40 am

http://www.deviantart.com/print/853160/

Delivered

Comment by Pants — July 28, 2008 @ 1:43 am

There is no spoon

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 28, 2008 @ 2:04 am

Look Sir, Droids…

Comment by thecowsays — July 28, 2008 @ 9:40 am

Yeah, the ultimate weapon till he meets the bald guy with the teacup…

Comment by Marrock — July 28, 2008 @ 10:17 am

haha, nice Riddick reference Marrock!

Comment by hvymetal86 — July 28, 2008 @ 11:29 am

*tin* cup…

Comment by Phyreblade — July 28, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

This is all we could find of him, sir…

Comment by Inev — July 28, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

What do you mean “should”? I had an outstanding door gunner that look like that.

Comment by gor — May 26, 2008 @ 7:41 am

She walked around half naked and with her hair like that and make up? Damn son thats awesome

Comment by Thrella — May 26, 2008 @ 7:46 am

she needs bigger boobies.

Comment by dookie_booty — May 26, 2008 @ 7:50 am

No Thrella, but she did look good in both her flight suit and in her rescue swim gear.

DB, those breast are just fine the way they are (don’t be greedy).

Comment by gor — May 26, 2008 @ 8:06 am

This is the chick from the LaRue Tactical ads, as seen here:

http://stores.homestead.com/La......bok?no=55

I like this version better, damn.

Comment by gudis — May 26, 2008 @ 8:14 am

goddamn that’s hot.

Comment by silverflux — May 26, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

This is NOT what soldiers should have looked like. Would you want to send all these attractive women off to get their heads blown off by the thousands in some faraway desert wasteland?
I thought not. What would happen if we ran out of pretty girls? What would single losers like you and me have to fantasize about then?

BTW: Goddamn, that’s hot!

Comment by fishbender — May 26, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

I’d like to load her breach, if you know what I mean… Eh? Eh?

I’d like to cock her slide, if you know what I mean…

Alternative post:

OMNOMNOMNOM

Comment by The Lawnmower — May 26, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

Breech*

I really should proof read my comments *before* I post them.

Comment by The Lawnmower — May 26, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

@Gor
There are fewer things under heaven than a hot woman who can handle a weapon. They are also very rare. Consider yourself a blessed soul…

@dookie_booty
For a soldier, I think they are perfectly fine. I get the feeling that larger assets of that nature would get in the way of “active” duty…

@Fishbender
The reasons you cite are *EXACTLY* why soldiers should look like this… Perhaps we would be less inclined to engage in wars if we ran the risk of losing all of our hotties to the battlefield…

Also:

Om nom nom nom…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 27, 2008 @ 1:17 am

Damn… how many scopes do you need on one gun?

Cool stock though

Comment by Excelsior — May 29, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

Did not affect me. This fails compared to my checkers and the here have a headache thing.

Comment by bright green — May 23, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

invert the colors, now that will fuck with you

Comment by fuzz06 — May 23, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

I didn’t think it was that bad either, till I viewed it full-size. My eyes are still all messed up.

Comment by phatstack — May 23, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

It flashes red and green when I scroll! Holy crap!

Comment by mgear — May 23, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

::views it full size, then proceeds to vomit up blood:: I’d rather throw up blood instead of beer, the body replaces blood naturally. Beer costs money.

Comment by MrPsychic — May 23, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

now that ive actually read the fine print at the bottom..the game is tom clancy’s endwar. lol

Comment by xaldinlancer — May 19, 2008 @ 7:29 am

Is it just me or does that gas mask look depressed?

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 19, 2008 @ 10:24 am

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t the red-lights there so it doesn’t interfere with natural low-light vision?

Comment by Sticky — May 19, 2008 @ 11:25 am

To Correct you, The Red lights are to make them look Scary, and Scary=Bad Guys

Comment by JoeCrow — May 19, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

@ Col yum-yum: yep it’s a result of that time the Russians used a “non-lethal” gas in a hostage rescue & killed about 100 of the hostages. Russian law now says they have to look sad now if they’re gonna use gas.

Comment by DasMaus — May 19, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

^^GTFO

Comment by pedantic — May 19, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

i cant seem to find the source of this wallpaper anywhere

ive checked on the most obvious place to look first
gamewallpapers.com (as its got the link at the bottom of it)
no dice..

if anyone can find the 1920 x 1200 version of this wallpaper please post back here

Comment by serpent — May 20, 2008 @ 10:39 am