Camiam321 — October 3, 2008 @ 7:33 am

heh heh

Sarcastastic — October 3, 2008 @ 9:07 am

Somebody get this man a prize!

Lakiamia — October 3, 2008 @ 11:36 am

TMNT= Teenage Mutant Ninja Toads

Marianne_W — October 3, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

Bufo marinus. I used to work with these toads (in college, in Biochemistry). I’d play with them, too, even taking one home on Halloween as a prop for a party. Hope the boss never reads mcs nor figures out who I am! Sorry! I didn’t hurt the little, uh, big guy!

Dreth — October 3, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

Amphibian Warrrrrrrrrriors!

stephenpjc — October 3, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

Reminds me of the tribal phase in spore

Special Kail — October 3, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

WIN… just mega WIN.

TrayShadix — October 4, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

Bud….Wise….

Phyreblade — October 4, 2008 @ 9:24 pm

CHOP!

hvymetal86 — October 3, 2008 @ 1:11 am

In before Trigger Discipline whores!

Puulaahi — October 3, 2008 @ 1:25 am

Needs less gun and more babe.

inan — October 3, 2008 @ 1:45 am

good morning, googly eyes

purple banana — October 3, 2008 @ 2:23 am

@hvymetal86

She has EXCELLENT trigger control, don’t you agree? SHE IS AN PROFESSIONAL.

SKILLERWHALE — October 3, 2008 @ 3:05 am

u mean pail chick with gun

robustion — October 3, 2008 @ 4:13 am

@ purple banana

“SHE IS AN PROFESSIONAL.”

like an hero by any chance???

db_tanker — October 3, 2008 @ 6:54 am

this is some of Oleg Volk’s work. he has a decent message for those actually willing to listen and not automatically dismiss him as some wing-nut that came loose.

as for the G36…nice eye candy but I prefer more metal and less plastic…like my FAL.

RSIxidor — October 3, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

@SKILLERWHALE:

I don’t see any buckets in this image. Are you implying that she is a bucket, and that we should be filling her up?

Special Kail — October 2, 2008 @ 11:31 am

einer poste

thecowsays — October 2, 2008 @ 11:42 am

horrible triiger discipline unless shes about to crack off with some celebratory fire. And that chick need to om nom nom a sammich or two…

thecowsays — October 2, 2008 @ 11:43 am

horrible trigger discipline unless shes about to crack off with some celebratory fire. And that chick need to om nom nom a sammich or two…

garbledxmission — October 2, 2008 @ 11:43 am

Underboob and weaponry. It doesn’t get too much better. Maybe if she had a bottle of booze in her other hand…

Special Kail — October 2, 2008 @ 11:51 am

maybe if she had some boobs.

barwitch — October 2, 2008 @ 11:52 am

shes never fired anything other than a watergun in her life. Id get my ass kicked for trigger discipline like that.

Special Kail — October 2, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

maybe the safety is on.

MacheteJak — October 2, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

Handful’s all you need, and they generally age better. And trigger sloppiness aside, HELLZ YEAH.

Puulaahi — October 2, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

The only way this could get any better is if she is not wearing any panties.

gor — October 2, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

I like “B” cups, but I would like them better if they were attached to a chick who knew trigger discipline, but hell she’s blond, what do you expect, that’s why I prefer brunettes.

Recondomoe — October 2, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

Hopefully there is a beer and a smoke in her other hand.

LukeV1-5 — October 2, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

ninjoe — October 2, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

lol @ LukeV1-5 exactly

jhoelscher — October 2, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

this poor girl can afford an Uzi but she can’t afford clothes….hmmmmmm

shipoopie — October 2, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

Dude, I know her.. btw it’s an AIR-SOFT! dumbasses!

BowToMe — October 2, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

Lolz @ shipoopie!

Special Kail — October 2, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

seriously, though, any1 saying anything about “trigger discipline” is gaymo mcgee

gor — October 2, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

AIR-SOFT is no excuse for improper trigger control and before you go around degrading the good people that place comments on tiki’s fine website (not counting Caio, of course) where is the indication that it is an AIR-SOFT?

I’m not saying that it’s not an AIR-SOFT, but how can one tell by the photo?

shipoopie — October 2, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

1- clip is hollow 2- chrome thumb auto- to semi switch. a real one would not be chrome. 3- shes a bro-ho skank.. Bros dont have real guns. too much money on lifted trucks. Caio pumps me.. and i rest my finger on the trigger- it gets tired from pumpin off all day..

gor — October 2, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

Sounds good (except for the bro-ho skank part, too bad), thanks for the info.

Kaze — October 2, 2008 @ 5:28 pm

Crap. I was hoping to prove shipoopie wrong, but nope, he’s right. If you look at the clip, you can see the color bb’s through the plastic.

cm3ars — October 2, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

I think everyone is missing the point, this is the girl you take with you to the range, so everyone else is distraced, and cant aim. and you come out lookign like a baddass, cause you are not affected by her undisciplined charm. nom nom.

the3g_ipwn — October 2, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

This must be shopped. She is not in the kitchen.

Brevity Truta — October 2, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

I think she’s most likely got a helluva lot more trigger discipline than most of you blokes.

Dreth — October 3, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

Call me whatever you want, but DO NOT WANT.

She looks like something out of World Vision.

gor — October 4, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

“I think she’s most likely got a helluva lot more trigger discipline than most of you blokes” says the person who uses the word “bloke”. I wouldn’t be surprised if the country in which Brev lives has disarmed it’s law-abinding citizens/subjects.

Special Kail — October 9, 2008 @ 11:44 am

i hate abinding the law… dumbass.

Dyna-Mole — July 28, 2008 @ 4:05 am

that’s a great picture, provided it’s candid

AlecDalek — July 28, 2008 @ 5:50 am

At some point, some military nut will point out that they are actually performing some legitimate maneuver.

colonel-yum-yum — July 28, 2008 @ 6:16 am

For a minute there I thought that the guy in the middle had one really fucked up finger.

EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 28, 2008 @ 10:50 am

Ok, now cover your left eye and try to tell me how many terrorists you see on the bottom line.

natedog — July 28, 2008 @ 11:02 am

I HAVE NEVAR SEEN THIS BEFORE

FlyingMantisShrimp — July 28, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

Maybe they’re just all doing the Thriller.

Ronwe — July 28, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

What is wrong with that guy’s finger? Or is it just fucked up looking because it was shopped. I can never tell if something is shopped because I haven’t seen a lot in my time.

bright green — July 28, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HIS FINGER. ITS JUST THE BADGE ON HIS HELMET BEHIND MAKING IT LOOK ODD.

sinbin2 — July 28, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

When gaining entry into a building, silence is an absolutle. Hand signals are a must, these guys are saying, someone just came on my face.

Ronwe — July 28, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

Oh. Well, I’m dumb.

bigjoe2k7 — July 28, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pedantic — July 28, 2008 @ 3:04 am

ohshit ohshit ohshit

Breakdancingmonkey — July 28, 2008 @ 4:01 am

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING HUGE!

colonel-yum-yum — July 28, 2008 @ 7:48 am

“Mom, I’m gonna need new pants!”

awfulintentions — July 28, 2008 @ 8:22 am

Admiral Perry has much to answer for. . .

hvymetal86 — July 28, 2008 @ 11:27 am

In the words of Bender: “We’re Boned!”

Hazard — July 28, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

A piece by my friend Naomi. Moar at http://petracore.com

Hepathos — July 28, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

SUMMON…. THE KRAKEN

Throoper — July 28, 2008 @ 2:05 am

That rifle is amazing…

Achi — July 28, 2008 @ 3:07 am

that camouflage is amazing…
looks not like a sniper - looks like a man in a coat with a rifle - foolproof!

colonel-yum-yum — July 28, 2008 @ 4:46 am

*pew pew pew* I make your head asplode!

Ando — July 28, 2008 @ 5:14 am

I agree with Achi.
Paint that sucker white if you don’t want to stick out like a bulldogs bollocks.

jesupocalypse — July 28, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

Unless there’s combat going on in antartica, or the actual artic (wait a few years maybe), generally there is still gonna be a lot of black and dark green shrubs and trees sticking up and around. This guy is german, where even in the depths of winter there is still brush and forest. Laying out in the middle of an open white field, with no cover is stupid no matter how good your camo. Yet if he wore pure white, he would stick out from the available cover just as much. These are professionals, who know what they are doing. He’s balanced to the varied environment. Plus: From a couple km’s away, he might look like a tiny momentary flash and then your dead.

storminator — July 29, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

“Long Distance - The Next Best Thing To Being There”

DCR — July 28, 2008 @ 1:15 am

Wish he updated more. ..or at all.

Pants — July 28, 2008 @ 1:22 am

GWTBW FTW!!!

Seth_Dracovitch — July 28, 2008 @ 1:36 am

Who made this pic of win? And could’st I have linkage?

Lamb — July 28, 2008 @ 1:40 am

Praise The Tick.

Pants — July 28, 2008 @ 1:43 am

http://www.deviantart.com/print/853160/

Delivered

Dyna-Mole — July 28, 2008 @ 2:04 am

There is no spoon

thecowsays — July 28, 2008 @ 9:40 am

Look Sir, Droids…

Marrock — July 28, 2008 @ 10:17 am

Yeah, the ultimate weapon till he meets the bald guy with the teacup…

hvymetal86 — July 28, 2008 @ 11:29 am

haha, nice Riddick reference Marrock!

Phyreblade — July 28, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

*tin* cup…

Inev — July 28, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

This is all we could find of him, sir…

gor — May 26, 2008 @ 7:41 am

What do you mean “should”? I had an outstanding door gunner that look like that.

Thrella — May 26, 2008 @ 7:46 am

She walked around half naked and with her hair like that and make up? Damn son thats awesome

dookie_booty — May 26, 2008 @ 7:50 am

she needs bigger boobies.

gor — May 26, 2008 @ 8:06 am

No Thrella, but she did look good in both her flight suit and in her rescue swim gear.

DB, those breast are just fine the way they are (don’t be greedy).

gudis — May 26, 2008 @ 8:14 am

This is the chick from the LaRue Tactical ads, as seen here:

http://stores.homestead.com/La......bok?no=55

I like this version better, damn.

silverflux — May 26, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

goddamn that’s hot.

fishbender — May 26, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

This is NOT what soldiers should have looked like. Would you want to send all these attractive women off to get their heads blown off by the thousands in some faraway desert wasteland?
I thought not. What would happen if we ran out of pretty girls? What would single losers like you and me have to fantasize about then?

BTW: Goddamn, that’s hot!

The Lawnmower — May 26, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

I’d like to load her breach, if you know what I mean… Eh? Eh?

I’d like to cock her slide, if you know what I mean…

Alternative post:

OMNOMNOMNOM

The Lawnmower — May 26, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

Breech*

I really should proof read my comments *before* I post them.

Phyreblade — May 27, 2008 @ 1:17 am

@Gor
There are fewer things under heaven than a hot woman who can handle a weapon. They are also very rare. Consider yourself a blessed soul…

@dookie_booty
For a soldier, I think they are perfectly fine. I get the feeling that larger assets of that nature would get in the way of “active” duty…

@Fishbender
The reasons you cite are *EXACTLY* why soldiers should look like this… Perhaps we would be less inclined to engage in wars if we ran the risk of losing all of our hotties to the battlefield…

Also:

Om nom nom nom…

Excelsior — May 29, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

Damn… how many scopes do you need on one gun?

Cool stock though

bright green — May 23, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

Did not affect me. This fails compared to my checkers and the here have a headache thing.

fuzz06 — May 23, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

invert the colors, now that will fuck with you

phatstack — May 23, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

I didn’t think it was that bad either, till I viewed it full-size. My eyes are still all messed up.

mgear — May 23, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

It flashes red and green when I scroll! Holy crap!

MrPsychic — May 23, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

::views it full size, then proceeds to vomit up blood:: I’d rather throw up blood instead of beer, the body replaces blood naturally. Beer costs money.

xaldinlancer — May 19, 2008 @ 7:29 am

now that ive actually read the fine print at the bottom..the game is tom clancy’s endwar. lol

colonel-yum-yum — May 19, 2008 @ 10:24 am

Is it just me or does that gas mask look depressed?

Sticky — May 19, 2008 @ 11:25 am

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t the red-lights there so it doesn’t interfere with natural low-light vision?

JoeCrow — May 19, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

To Correct you, The Red lights are to make them look Scary, and Scary=Bad Guys

DasMaus — May 19, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

@ Col yum-yum: yep it’s a result of that time the Russians used a “non-lethal” gas in a hostage rescue & killed about 100 of the hostages. Russian law now says they have to look sad now if they’re gonna use gas.

pedantic — May 19, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

^^GTFO

serpent — May 20, 2008 @ 10:39 am

i cant seem to find the source of this wallpaper anywhere

ive checked on the most obvious place to look first
gamewallpapers.com (as its got the link at the bottom of it)
no dice..

if anyone can find the 1920 x 1200 version of this wallpaper please post back here