I bet he died with a gun in his hand.

RIP, Chuck.

Comment by flintlocke — April 6, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

The question is, can it be pried out?
Or will someone be stupid enough to try?

Comment by Billy Manic — April 6, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

i bet he forgot he owned a gun.

Comment by el_metal — April 6, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

Well, depending on how warm it was when he died, his dead body might not yet be cold enough for the gun to be removed.

Comment by Lord Cocksworth — April 6, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

I hope they turned him into Soylent Green. Wonder if he ever shot anyone and offed them? He was one bad mofo

Comment by AbaddonTheDespoiler — April 7, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

Bad shop job.

Comment by davids125 — January 30, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

and who the hell can go infinity miles per hour?

no one. that’s who. no one with mass, anyway.

Comment by natedog — January 30, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

chuck norris can go infinity mph how dare you say that?
oh well chuck prolly roundhouse kicked your ass past infinity mph by now anyway

Comment by javboy — January 30, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

Cthulhu vs Chuck Norris… my bet is on Cthulhu.

Comment by Mystik — January 30, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

chuck norris is from wilson, oklahoma, which is just past the armpit of the state. let me tell you one thing. all the poontang in that little town smells like maple syrup and cigarette smoke.

and if that was not bad enough, if Chuck was as bad ass as all that, he would have come back in time and kicked his own ass for Walker: Texas Ranger.

on these 2 points alone, Cthulhu wins.

Comment by natedog — January 30, 2008 @ 10:16 pm

No, you don’t seem to realize that Chuck could have gone back in time, kicked his own ass, then given the space time continuum a swift roundhouse kick in the harbls so it would seem like his own self inflicted ass kicking never happened… Cthultu doesn’t stand a chance…

Comment by Phyreblade — January 31, 2008 @ 3:25 am

no, no, phyreblade. Cthulhu wins because Walker:Texas Ranger is still in syndication.

Comment by natedog — January 31, 2008 @ 9:34 am

agreed. that would be a seriously kick-ass tattoo.

Comment by Vent — January 30, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

That image as far as I know is by Ian Corrigan. This is his store: http://www.cafepress.com/tredara
He has a few versions of it in use in this section of it: http://www.cafepress.com/tredara/393814

Comment by Talrayn — March 7, 2008 @ 7:29 am

I like it greatly! Hooray! Giant soul-eating octodragmens!

Comment by Smedlorificus — January 30, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

Cthulhu…

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

Comment by Mayy — January 30, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

For every retarted pic of Cthulhu on the internet, there’s always some like these that are just awesome.

Comment by LordSethD — January 28, 2008 @ 12:23 am

repost?..

Comment by NirvanaNine — January 28, 2008 @ 1:01 am

for this guy i would shit my pants.

Comment by el_metal — January 28, 2008 @ 2:56 am

He still looks bad. He is not muscular, just a big ball of jelly.

Comment by Hepathos — January 28, 2008 @ 3:32 am

My God is bigger than this. My God is infinite, so this Cthulhu guy is like a fly. Like a germ.
I’m just kidding, i’m atheist.

Comment by pertiman — January 28, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

Our last hope is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Get back to your f’thagning, fiend!

Comment by Smedlorificus — January 28, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

…and it was so cold her tongue stuck to the trophy.

Comment by coolghoul — January 25, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

I’ve known, like, three or four connected hockey fans who’ve got the opportunity to drink out of the Stanley Cup back when Calgary won in the 80s, and knowing these guys, definately not.

Comment by Caio — January 25, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

ewwww.
The Stanley Cup is up there with public toilets on the list of things that I would not want to be nor lick.

Comment by reboot — January 25, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

We need another girl there, I mean, its not quite twogirlsonecup without another girl…

Comment by Saphykitten — January 25, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

I guess this means it belongs to her now.

Comment by jeffseadot — January 25, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

Jeff wins.

Every candid I see of her (I know this is probably planned, but its not like a photo shoot) I want her body just a little bit more.

Comment by RSIxidor — January 25, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

RSI nailed it

the more i see, the more awesome she gets

Comment by AAK15 — January 26, 2008 @ 12:09 am

“RSI nailed it” noooooooes!! i want to nail her moar!!.

Comment by el_metal — January 26, 2008 @ 1:38 am

I wish I was the Stanley Cup. Being put on a pedestal by sweaty men with excessive facial hair and then being hoisted up in the air and passed from man to man like a… uh… trophy.

Comment by unknown — January 26, 2008 @ 2:54 am

@unkown: suppress and control.

@el_metal: not till I’m done damnit!

Comment by RSIxidor — January 26, 2008 @ 12:25 pm

yes
i do

Comment by TrikYodz — January 28, 2008 @ 11:44 am