After weeks freezing on the ICE PLANET HOTH and sweating on the DESERT PLANET TATTOOINE, the armies of the Empire really loved whenever they visited the BEACH PLANET SURFNICA.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT KAL PENN IS GAY, RIGHT? Kumar…he was on HOUSE…now he works for OBAMA. totes gay.

RIP Soupy Sales. You will be missed. read more about this comedy legend here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupy_Sales

Must Mouth Rape Burger! NOM NOM NOM

GOD WASTE.

Please Curb and Clean up After your God.

ronald reagan protects sleepy chinese children. your argument is invalid

The misheard lyric from Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer”.

Lady Gaga makes your boner cry.

Russell Brand’s gimmick is yelling and trying too hard.

Oh you crazy Nippon!