Vent (1995)
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I am a semi-retired gay porn fluffer.

Registered 2008-01-08 14:00:39

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she’s eating my fa…

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Posted in Images on November 1st, 2012 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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eat me

Toaster Costume

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Posted in Images on November 2nd, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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I made this costume for my daughter, but I really wanted to go to a party and say, “Man, I an toasted!” (harhar!)

tattoos from around town

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Posted in Images on May 16th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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one of these posts is to settle an old, old, long-ago post that my neighbor didn’t have Celtic sideburns. that solves that. and then the other is some silly Boondock Saint Boys loving guys from around town.

hey, I made these

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Posted in Images on March 1st, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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I used to draw all the time in high school, but I quit for some reason until fairly recently. So the timing on this theme day is perfect.

The first thing is a painting that I just added to… I found the canvas in the basement of the house I’m living in. Previously it was just a simple beach landscape at night – kind of uninspiring – and then I added the creature. If you notice in the right hand corner of the full pic, it’s says JSF/70. (I added JV/10.) I thought it would be cool to leave it in a corner somewhere and maybe somebody will stumble on it and add their input in 40 yrs. The other things are drawings. I tried to capture a still living decapitated head (it was a theme I was working on, I guess). The next one is my estranged wife. And finally, my favorite part of Resident Evil 2.

Dirty Santa

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Posted in Images on December 12th, 2009 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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I picked this up somewhere over the years. It’s just so… wtf? I always thought it was hilarious. I mean, c’mon, was the O face necessary?

  • DMD

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    Posted in Images on September 19th, 2009 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    I unwittingly contributed to this mess….

    Here’s the background story: my boss an I have a serious Diet Mt. Dew addiction. When we have a meeting, it’s – hey, grab one out the fridge. Sweet.

    So, OUR boss and a bunch of co-workers took all the DMD’s (and a few other Mountain Dew’s) out of the recycling bins, and now you see the aftermath.

    Last Monday was his 49th birthday. So, I clocked-in @ 8:30… he said, check this out. I lol’ed for a minute and said, hang-on, I gotta get my camera.

    Strawberry Bitch

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    Posted in Images on July 20th, 2009 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    Growing up in the NE corner of Dayton, OH (Forest Ridge), I could see the huge star-shaped emblem of the Air Force Museum hanger from my bedroom window. (My father worked at Wright-Patt) If you\’ve never been there, it\’s really cool…. and free. So, my mother took us there frequently when we were kids. This was my favorite plane: the Strawberry Bitch. As a kid, I didn\’t even know what a “bitch” was… I just thought the painting was cool. These pictures are from my phone so forgive the quality. I didn\’t get a picture of the Flying Tiger – my bad.

    Bacon Chips

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    Posted in Images on June 25th, 2009 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    Mike Sell\’s Mesquite Smoked Bacon potato chips. They don\’t really taste a lot like bacon, but they\’re pretty good.

    and the Red Wings lose

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    Posted in Images on June 13th, 2009 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    hockey, Red Wings, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Penguins, metal

    pics my kid took

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    Posted in Images on April 11th, 2009 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    back in high school & shortly thereafter (the stoner tippin\’ days), we always thought the courthouse looked like a monster… but it took my 10 yr. old daughter to really capture the feeling. Last Thursday (I think, I was bullshitting, hanging out with the neighbors) she asked if she could borrow my camera… fine, be careful, etc. – at one point I remember saying, get the hell out of the street!! what the f*ck are you doing?!?!

    well, tonight I finally looked at the pictures. holy crap.

    RPB: really pissed-off Buddy

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    Posted in Images on April 1st, 2009 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    I\’ve had this little guy FOREVER… like since I was 3. My mom said I used to call him “Buddy” because he looked like one of the neighbor kids with that name. Not really sure how I ended up back in my possession. Regardless, Buddy is pissed off.

    Baseball Furies

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    Posted in Images on December 2nd, 2008 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    I watched this movie last weekend for the first time in a long time… like 15 yrs, probably. The Baseball Furies were always my favorite gang. I mean, c’mon, in reality that would have beat the shit out of the Warriors. They were just too bad ass.

    Zombie Scare 2

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    Posted in Images on November 1st, 2008 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    Well, it seems if I post the pictures 1 by 1 they go through… this pic goes with the other one.

    Some of you will get it right away, others may need an explanation.

    Zombie Scare

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    Posted in Images on November 1st, 2008 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    This is me. Halloween is a big deal where I work. We did an emergency room, zombie scare kind of thing. I tried to add more photos but my connection sucks (weak wi-fi).

    My Pet Cat: Piper

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    Piper is now a great-grandmother at 9 yrs. old. I know because her kittens were scattered amongst my friends & family. I used to have one of the cats from her first litter (of 2), but he started pissing everywhere – long after he was fixed – so he went to live on the farm. (I think he really hated my one roommate at the time, seriously. He just pissed all over his stuff.)

    I like the outside picture because the focus is on her face, but the rest of the picture looks schizophrenic – like her. I like the other one because it shows some of the apartment I’m living in now with the freakin’ gianormous front door.

    Satanic Serial Killer Mask

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    Posted in Images on November 1st, 2008 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    Here’s my Halloween submission. A papier mache mask I made for no fucking reason… ended up giving it to a buddy of mine for his birthday.

    Headless Prom Queen Halloween Costume

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    Posted in Images on October 25th, 2008 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    This is a Halloween costume we made for my daughter: the Headless Prom Queen. The town I live in has a parade & costume judging contest for the kids. She took first place…. well, for her age group. But! one of the judges told us, if they could have picked an overall winner for the day, it would have been her. The stares and laughs she got were priceless. She had a blast. And no, she’s not some crazy freak kid; last year she was a princess, the year before a bumble bee.

    Natty Light

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    Posted in Images on October 20th, 2008 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    Let the beer snobbery begin!

    I snapped these pictures on a warm summer night about a month ago.

    Cthulhu Roaster

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    Posted in Images on May 10th, 2008 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    C’mon, Tiki. I can’t believe there was no image of this when you mentioned the “Roast My Weenie” people. This is sweet… a little pricey, but cool.

    MCS Rawker – Vent

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    Posted in Images on May 1st, 2008 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingClick to Add to favorites
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    this is my image for the theme post. that’s not my real hair btw… obviously.


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