God bless football.

Comment by Namelis1 — June 9, 2008 @ 11:05 am

Its called football not soccer, however OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment by bright green — June 9, 2008 @ 11:13 am

Uhh we Americans renamed that shit, just cuz we can.

Comment by Wisebrute — June 9, 2008 @ 11:19 am

This is why it’s called the beautiful game!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — June 9, 2008 @ 11:21 am

Not just because all the modern players are all pansies

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — June 9, 2008 @ 11:22 am

in pic 1, coach just spotted an unbleached mustache, and is not happy

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — June 9, 2008 @ 11:24 am

sauce?

Comment by borandi — June 9, 2008 @ 11:40 am

This sport is revelant to my interests.

Comment by Sneaky Snake — June 9, 2008 @ 8:42 pm

why is it not the cunt punt picture of this set posted ?

Comment by el_metal — June 12, 2008 @ 1:12 am

now i kinda want 3 hands..

Comment by Madru — May 3, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6?

Comment by ohmybob — May 3, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

“now i kinda want 3 hands..”

No, no, no…two breasts to squeeze, then the middle one to suck on.

Comment by Tattooed-Geek — May 3, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

That’s the girl from “Good Luck Chuck” right?

Comment by fatkidsay — May 3, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

Reminds me of Total Recall.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — May 3, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

Ohh ooooooh so that’s what the third one is for!

Comment by Madru — May 3, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

pixels!

Comment by irkusk — May 4, 2008 @ 12:17 am

Ahh…to be Zaphod Beeblebrox…

Comment by reptilecobra13 — May 4, 2008 @ 12:22 am

This totally beats any other fantasy I’ve ever dreamed of.

Comment by Bran — May 4, 2008 @ 1:53 pm

Bonus: delicious placenta.

Comment by reboot — May 3, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

I’d be put off by the nose

Comment by numb7rs — May 3, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

Those titties may be sexy for 9 months (more if breast feeding), but when the well dries up, everything else moves south.

Way down south.

Comment by Skipper — May 3, 2008 @ 6:01 pm

thats one sharp shnozz

Comment by TrikYodz — May 3, 2008 @ 7:57 pm

Fat tits are still just fat tits. It’s not the same.

Comment by AlecDalek — May 4, 2008 @ 8:57 am

Keep in mind the only positive thing to come out of pregnancy is the temporary boob thing, besides that it’s all torture. I prefer to get big boobs from another woman than sit through endless bitching and moaning and one big gross ball growing on a skinny body. It’s like a failed Alien egg.

Comment by Dreth — May 4, 2008 @ 9:13 am

…and apparently over the course of 9 months your hair will grow only a fraction of a millimeter? lol

Comment by mgear — May 4, 2008 @ 11:46 am

where’s the part that shows a big ass?

Comment by natedog — May 4, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

pregnancy is so not with it

Comment by EpicFail — May 4, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

*worth** i am retarded :[

Comment by EpicFail — May 4, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

This is supposed to be “modern shaped”? OK then…

Comment by Phyreblade — April 27, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

Testicular cancer, here I come!

Comment by Nemo Intermundorum — April 27, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

cute, is the boy included?

Comment by Anonymous — April 27, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

“and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.”

Comment by Kero — April 28, 2008 @ 12:55 am

where can you buy these? google has failed.

Comment by Pants — April 28, 2008 @ 1:21 am

I’m a big enough loser to want to buy them, as long as they weren’t over priced.
Which they probably are.
Horribly.

Comment by Kaze — April 28, 2008 @ 10:37 am

I would pay to be able to be a part of that.

Badly.

Comment by Sticky — March 25, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

Too cool for school. I’d invest in one.

Comment by seentheidiotwalk — March 25, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

The bench seat totally makes it.

Comment by reboot — March 25, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

Epic.

Fucking.

WIN!!!!!!1!

Comment by nubbin00 — March 25, 2008 @ 5:20 pm

This is all kinds of WIN rolled into one… Srsly. Wouldn’t want to drive it on a rainy day though…

Comment by Phyreblade — March 25, 2008 @ 6:56 pm

@reboot

I agree. It says, “This shit’s soo cool, more than one person needs to sit here while I drive.”

I’m going to invest in one of these bitches. I’m gunna be the coolest triker ever.

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — March 25, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

fuck perkins

Comment by jakanapapa — March 25, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

Nevermind Perkins, fuck Sysco. They’re supposed to deliver between 9 A.M. and noon - when we’re not open yet, and they *always* show up in the middle of the rush.

Comment by Ronwe — March 26, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

He probably got scared because he was dozing off due to baseball being immensly lame and boring.

Comment by zipfer — March 22, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

Zipfer speaks truth.

Comment by Sticky — March 22, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

Those who don’t understand baseball have some sort of mental deficiency.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — March 22, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

same goes for people who watch it

Comment by Darko — March 23, 2008 @ 12:51 am

You Phail.

Comment by Phyreblade — March 23, 2008 @ 1:38 am

Kickball > Baseball

Comment by pedantic — March 23, 2008 @ 3:50 am

Oops, lost it in the Sun.
Happens to the best of ‘em!

Comment by j_bryon — March 25, 2008 @ 3:09 pm

makes sense.

Comment by maxcw — March 22, 2008 @ 11:03 am

Agreed with Max. Just go to a truckstop on the edge of the city, let both out, and then they both get back on the truck once the packages are delivered.

Kinda like Knight Rider.

Comment by Sticky — March 22, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

I like the idea, but UPS has their own freight line. So the joke’s kinda lame.

Comment by RSIxidor — March 22, 2008 @ 2:42 pm

UPS are crooks.

They charge extra fees they’re not supposed to. Hence the class action lawsuit filed against them.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — March 22, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

Plus they’re billing departments are filled with morons. If the owners of a company divorce, and one half keeps trying to use the account that they no longer have the legal right to, whose favor should you be in you fucking retards. /personal rant.

Comment by RSIxidor — March 22, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

from where i live, all the bad service points to fedex. the ups is more reliable in my area.

Comment by hoi1ma — March 23, 2008 @ 1:27 am

Bring back the Pony Express!

Comment by Brevity Truta — March 23, 2008 @ 1:30 am

reminds me of exactly how miniature railroad cars came in boxes when i bought them….

Comment by Flammy — March 23, 2008 @ 3:59 pm