should of been tagged “sexy”

*cough*needasilencer*cough*

Comment by knogoodidleft — May 29, 2008 @ 2:32 am

Time for you to learn how to take proper pictures.

Comment by unknown — May 29, 2008 @ 3:02 am

@ knogoodidleft - I’m sure they have a silencer for that thing around here somewhere, but I didn’t feel like looking for it.

@ unknown - My coworker took the picture with his crappy camera. Just wanted to snap off and post a couple quick photos of some of the cool shit we had down here before I left.

Comment by Tony — May 29, 2008 @ 3:47 am

You wouldn’t be able to put a silencer on it anyway, seeing as it doesn’t have a threaded barrel extension to attach one.

Comment by wingnuts — May 29, 2008 @ 4:54 am

It ain’t cool shit. A nice picture of your weapon would have been cool shit. This is fucking lame. By submitting a fucking lame pic you became fucking lame.

Comment by unknown — May 29, 2008 @ 9:16 am

Meh, fuck you. I don’t see you posting anything on here. And do you really think calling me lame is going to hurt my feelings?

Comment by Tony — May 29, 2008 @ 11:26 am

My bad, you got 57 posts, so you do post a lot… (mostly publicity shots of actors)

Still, I couldn’t care less what you or anyone else on the Internet thinks about me.

Comment by Tony — May 29, 2008 @ 11:35 am

always wanted one of those.

Comment by juiceyfruit — May 29, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

Guns are awesome.
I wish Canadian gun laws were more laxed so I can get one…or a few.
When I went down to Boise, some dude took us out and we were just shooting soda cans and stuff…so much fun…I didn’t even need a license!
America is so much more fun.

Comment by SuperJay — May 29, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

Ever since I got to shoot one of these about 8 years ago I’ve wanted one. I could get the semi -auto one available to civilians for a lot less money, but that doesn’t have the “Fun” setting for the switch. An older auto one will cost a lot more, but I’m willing to wait.

Comment by hvymetal86 — May 29, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

its not illegal to own a fully automatic weapon in the us.
hell you dont even have to liscense it. its highly reccomemnded.

Comment by colin — June 5, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

are you kidding me? you have to be licensed through the ATF AND the FBI to own fully automatic weapons. The background checks and various approvals take forever, and usually include body cavity searches.

Comment by tiki god — June 6, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

does your armory have a website?

does it need one?

Comment by tiki god — May 28, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

I carry a SigSau P226 and I highly recomend one, but a 30 round mag? If you need immediate access to a full 30 rounds at a moment notice you have the wrong weapon, in my humble opinon. An M-4, CAR-15, Uzi, MP-5 or any proven combat type weapon is what you should be holding if you need more than 15 rounds my friend.

Comment by gor — May 28, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

You better be good at making a db schema and e-comm with ssl tiki cause I’m gonna want to order one of those.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 28, 2008 @ 9:43 pm

Tony, was there still room for your dildo somewhere on your rig after you added this thing?

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 28, 2008 @ 11:08 pm

i have the +1 extensions on my G36 mags that have the finger grips for your pinky, but good god man why? lol

Comment by Abide — May 29, 2008 @ 12:58 am

@ Abide - That’s why I posted it. When I first saw this itty-bitty gun with a huge clip in it, I lol’d and thought I have to post this on MCS.

@ tiki - I am leaving soon, redeploying back home. I wanted to grab a couple quick pics of our weapons before I left and post them here. I’m an IT guy, I’ll probably never touch weapons this cool ever again.

@ fms - ಠ_ಠ

Comment by Tony — May 29, 2008 @ 4:21 am

armoury eh? i guess that’s opposed to an armery where you’d go get a new arm..

Comment by daxessalmighty — May 29, 2008 @ 4:45 am

I don’t own any guns so I guess that’s why I think that’s cool.

Sure its a big clip for a little gun but separate you could hide each piece pretty easy and together that’d be pretty fun.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 29, 2008 @ 9:17 am

I’ve enjoyed Bomb Queen, but that’s more of a T&A & Gore kinda comic. I’d still suggest it, cause it’s awesome.

Comment by tiki god — May 21, 2008 @ 8:09 pm

If you didn’t read Preacher, you can give it a try… awesome comic

Comment by Comominimo — May 23, 2008 @ 3:15 am

“the Boys” is the best comic in a long time in my opinion, especially if you don’t like the standard hero types.

Comment by neekbunny — May 23, 2008 @ 5:16 am

i second the preacher nomination. anything Ennis is top notch, whatever that means. also try Transmetropolitan, Ellis’ finest in my opinion.

Comment by enoonmai — May 23, 2008 @ 7:07 am

Isn’t “the boys” a standard hero type of comic, but written by Garth Ennis, so there’s a lot more oral sex and penis references? And maybe a beheading thrown in for good measure!

Comment by tiki god — May 23, 2008 @ 7:47 am

Wasteland, by Anthony Johnston is pretty good. Anything by Ed Brubaker (Daredevil, Criminal for Marvel, and especially Point Blank and Sleeper over at Wildstorm) is great.

Battle Hymn and Hawaiian Dick by B Clay Moore are both really good.

Garth Ennis has also done Hitman for DC, which is good violent fun (and not related to the videogame). His Fury miniseries, a Marvel MAX book like Punisher, is also great.

And Jonah Hex is mostly pretty good.

Comment by probablymike — May 23, 2008 @ 6:49 pm

ROFLMAO.

Comment by bright green — May 21, 2008 @ 10:49 am

repost!
lol nice

Comment by TrikYodz — May 21, 2008 @ 10:52 am

I lawled…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 21, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

How awesome would it be to have one as a pet..

Comment by Bran — May 4, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

…especially if you had dick ants

Comment by natedog — May 4, 2008 @ 6:32 pm

IT’S ARTHUR!

Quick, someone get it itty bitty wireframed glasses.

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — May 4, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

that dog in the background looks fucking panicked.

i think i would prefer a pet with smaller claws, personally. like a bear.

Comment by silverflux — May 5, 2008 @ 12:58 am

@natedog

As in mean prick ants? Or is this some kind of STD in the same realm as muff mites? Cuz if you think an ant eater would be awesome to have so he can lick those up then..

Comment by pedantic — May 5, 2008 @ 1:42 am

FUCK YOU IM AN ANT EATER!!

Comment by TrikYodz — May 5, 2008 @ 3:32 am

Oh you mad cuz I’m stylin’ on you?

Comment by partizan — May 5, 2008 @ 6:57 am

@ pedantic:
lurk a bit moar and you’ll figure out the joke.

Also, natedog:
I do in fact see what you did there.

Comment by Max — May 5, 2008 @ 9:27 am

lol
well
that is a purty funny caption
but im supprised on how much old there is on mcs

Comment by TrikYodz — May 1, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

This is a “This is Sparta” kinda pic…with the power of Photoshop

Comment by CMoorehead — May 1, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

Nice cup of dirt.

Comment by imandynan0 — May 1, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

hmm…looks kinda like an “O” face to me

Comment by EpicFail — May 1, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

Old, I’m not even 30!

No time for Photoshop, I just took this pic like half an hour ago (view exif data, adjust for time zone). I would have gotten rid of that filling and given me a “Just For Men” look if I had the time.

Comment by Tony — May 1, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

@TrikYodz

Just wait for my picture, geez, I use a walker

Comment by tiki god — May 1, 2008 @ 5:28 pm

Mental note: avoid future flamewars with Tony

Comment by reboot — May 1, 2008 @ 5:39 pm

@Tony
That’s it brother, you need to do a Photoshop with you pic inside the “Just for Men” logo, like an advert -ror

@reboot
agreed - ror

Comment by CMoorehead — May 1, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

oh
ok
well
i live by my rule
dont argue with the man with the gun

Comment by TrikYodz — May 1, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

nice M-60
good trigger discipline
looks like it needs cleaned though
optics are a bit over the top though. very nice. but i wouldnt put them on that gun.

Comment by mastershake4071 — May 1, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

@ reboot

Most likely, I’m on your side. I’m pretty liberal, but seasoned with a little conservatism I picked up in the military. Card-carrying member of the ACLU & EFF, and pay dues to NPR. Not a fan of the NRA, but I do want to own and carry a gun when I get home.

But, I like to keep my politics to myself when I’m downrange. Don’t want to be ostracized out here, it would suck even more.

Comment by Tony — May 1, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

Tony, are you telling me you’re not enjoying you free, all expenses paid for vacation? You ungrateful bum.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 1, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

@tony

what would you consider conversative?

the gun bit? cause I’m a ragin lib, but I looove me some guns. Also, I’m all for fiscal responsibility

Comment by tiki god — May 1, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

King Leonidas as Scarface

“Say hello to my little friend”

Comment by CMoorehead — May 1, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

I’ve been reading a lot of Heinlein lately (on “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” now), so I guess the personal/social responsibility stuff. It seems like a lot of bullhorn liberals are all about “what about me or these poor people over there?”, instead of “what can I do for my country/state/neighborhood to make it suck less?”. I think doing little stuff like quitting smoking or losing weight so the rest of us don’t have to pay more for medical bills is a big step in building this nation. This nation starts with the person in the mirror.

Yeah, I love guns too. I just don’t want insane people to own them (sorry NRA).

And I know we can’t pull out of Iraq safely without having some asshole dictator as bad (or worse) than Hussein to stabilize that region. I was completely against the Iraq war when it kicked off (I was stationed in Korea at the time), but I know we can’t just pull out everything now.

And even though I support Obama, I am very wary of his ‘Campaign of Hope’. I hope to get more substance from him soon; as soon as Hillary drops out. I’ve even agreed with some (not all!) things that McCain has said about the housing crisis and economy.

Comment by Tony — May 1, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

Did you say a while back that you’re a commo guy, Tony? Or am I making things up? In any case,”Doc” here.

And I’m glad I finally found somebody else who is somewhat wary of Obama and all of his rhetoric.

I agree with you on these points you’ve stated.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 1, 2008 @ 6:50 pm

The term badass doesn’t even begin to cover this. Also, in regards to the Just For Men comments, I’ve always been a fan of the black and grey look myself.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 1, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

@ FMS

Why yes, I am a Comm guy. Been doing it all my adult life, so I’d like to think I’m pretty good at it. Uh, what’s up Doc? I know I don’t look like the typical Comm guy, but oh well.

Obama’s Philly speech on race, good. Obama pandering to people on Hope™, bad. I don’t know why people call him an elitist without bringing up the Bush and Clinton dyntasties. And I wish his former preacher would get eaten by a mountain lion so we can get past this shit already.

It’s frustrating to watch to the news, so I don’t. I watch Colbert/Daily Show for my daily news, and that’s probably a little sad.

Comment by Tony — May 1, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

Far be it from me to say you don’t look like the usual comm guy…so long as comms are up, you could look like Jabba for all I care. Even then, I guess I could always use a cup and some string for a 9 Line, right?

I know what you mean about the whole news thing. I like those two shows because they at least provide some real, comic relief amidst all the stupidity of news.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 1, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

@Tony and FlyingMantisShrimp
Agreed, those two are my most trusted source of news. It’s really amusing that my mom even trusts them more than CNN or FOX.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 1, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

Apparently people who say their main source of news is the Daily Show and the Colbert Report are more informed than people who watch Fox News. So, proof that you can be well-informed and entertained at the same time!

Comment by Lord_Gorlock — May 1, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

Warface approved.

Comment by agirl — May 2, 2008 @ 1:29 am

Is that an Airsoft? Or actual M240? If its real is it a semi-auto belt fed? Is that civilan legal without class III bulshit? And if so where can I buy one?

Comment by Teutonic Logic — May 19, 2008 @ 9:44 am

what
the
hell

Comment by Namelis1 — March 28, 2008 @ 3:23 am

What the fuck?!?

Comment by MikeBabaguh — March 28, 2008 @ 3:58 am

God that was a retarded movie. Fuck what a stupid bit of snobby retardation. I have never seen so much money spent on less substance and more flaccid lulz.

Comment by Caio — March 28, 2008 @ 4:57 am

OMGWTF MY EYES!!! x_X !!!

Comment by Phyreblade — March 28, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

Caio, there are endless examples on this site of how much of a cunt you are.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 28, 2008 @ 1:24 am

Here face looks ’shopped, though.

Comment by Kauvaras — March 27, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

barrrrrrrf. on all fronts.

Comment by dram — March 27, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

i rofled when i saw it

Comment by Kero — March 27, 2008 @ 5:15 pm

heavy flow…mad flavor!

Comment by alexonfire — March 27, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

how embarrassing.

Comment by freeky_geek — March 27, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

Lemiwinks?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — March 27, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

rofl! ha i saw this a few hours ago but i didn’t get it until i saw freeky_geek’s comment.

Comment by el_metal — March 28, 2008 @ 1:43 am

Omnom nom nom.

Comment by TokenWGuy — March 29, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

Hey! That’s a black guy. They’re trying to infer that black people sell drugs. Racist!

Comment by AlecDalek — March 27, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

You’re assuming he’s selling. What if he’s buying?

Comment by Mystik — March 27, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

I’d say he’s buying.

Comment by Goldfinger — March 27, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

google killed this one. i tried to link it on another board and it was gone. i’m glad to see someone screen capped it.

Comment by redxblack — March 27, 2008 @ 6:46 pm

http://cache.gawker.com/assets.....2016-1.jpg

gawker screen capped all the angles, including the buyer’s license plate.

Comment by redxblack — March 28, 2008 @ 11:17 am

Actualy, this picture is the meaning of life.

Comment by Ohnoez — March 25, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

Source? Because I need to own a print of this. Google takes me back to MCS.

Comment by reboot — March 25, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

Is that Optimus Prime?

Comment by AlecDalek — March 25, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

@reboot: http://www.brandonbird.com/ I think

Comment by Bakudai — March 25, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

Thanks Bakudai,
Who’s got two thumbs and is going to have this framed on his wall by end of the week?

Comment by reboot — March 25, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

i posted this a loooong tiem ago with the meaning of life caption but was rejected.

Comment by el_metal — March 26, 2008 @ 4:36 am

I thought Christopher Walken was Optimus Prime?

Comment by AppleSauce — March 26, 2008 @ 5:45 am

@el_metal:
That’s because it was already posted.

Comment by RSIxidor — March 26, 2008 @ 8:56 am

needs more cowbell…

Comment by Alfalfasprouts — March 26, 2008 @ 9:50 am

http://brandonbird.com/lazysunday.html

“Lazy Sunday Afternoon” is the title of this painting. A larger image can be found at the link above.

Comment by nkv — March 26, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

One of the greatest masterpieces of our time.

Comment by Sarcastastic — March 26, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

*tear* This is beautiful.

Comment by Tardex — March 26, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

I own several amazing Brandon Bird posters. He’s really talented, in addition to being a genius. I’ve given many more as birthday and christmas gifts.

Comment by Professor Cramulus — March 26, 2008 @ 5:16 pm