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No thanks. I don't want to be gunned down by some trigger happy suburban cop.
Yo Dawg




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Yo dawg I herd Yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dog in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos, dawg.
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MP5K




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Me holding an MP5K. The ‘F’ on the selector stands for ‘Fun’.
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should of been tagged “sexy”
*cough*needasilencer*cough*
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Time for you to learn how to take proper pictures.
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@ knogoodidleft – I’m sure they have a silencer for that thing around here somewhere, but I didn’t feel like looking for it.
@ unknown – My coworker took the picture with his crappy camera. Just wanted to snap off and post a couple quick photos of some of the cool shit we had down here before I left.
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You wouldn’t be able to put a silencer on it anyway, seeing as it doesn’t have a threaded barrel extension to attach one.
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It ain’t cool shit. A nice picture of your weapon would have been cool shit. This is fucking lame. By submitting a fucking lame pic you became fucking lame.
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Meh, fuck you. I don’t see you posting anything on here. And do you really think calling me lame is going to hurt my feelings?
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My bad, you got 57 posts, so you do post a lot… (mostly publicity shots of actors)
Still, I couldn’t care less what you or anyone else on the Internet thinks about me.
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always wanted one of those.
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Guns are awesome.
I wish Canadian gun laws were more laxed so I can get one…or a few.
When I went down to Boise, some dude took us out and we were just shooting soda cans and stuff…so much fun…I didn’t even need a license!
America is so much more fun.
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Ever since I got to shoot one of these about 8 years ago I’ve wanted one. I could get the semi -auto one available to civilians for a lot less money, but that doesn’t have the “Fun” setting for the switch. An older auto one will cost a lot more, but I’m willing to wait.
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its not illegal to own a fully automatic weapon in the us.
hell you dont even have to liscense it. its highly reccomemnded.
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are you kidding me? you have to be licensed through the ATF AND the FBI to own fully automatic weapons. The background checks and various approvals take forever, and usually include body cavity searches.
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should of been tagged “sexy”
*cough*needasilencer*cough*
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Time for you to learn how to take proper pictures.
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@ knogoodidleft – I’m sure they have a silencer for that thing around here somewhere, but I didn’t feel like looking for it.
@ unknown – My coworker took the picture with his crappy camera. Just wanted to snap off and post a couple quick photos of some of the cool shit we had down here before I left.
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You wouldn’t be able to put a silencer on it anyway, seeing as it doesn’t have a threaded barrel extension to attach one.
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It ain’t cool shit. A nice picture of your weapon would have been cool shit. This is fucking lame. By submitting a fucking lame pic you became fucking lame.
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Meh, fuck you. I don’t see you posting anything on here. And do you really think calling me lame is going to hurt my feelings?
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My bad, you got 57 posts, so you do post a lot… (mostly publicity shots of actors)
Still, I couldn’t care less what you or anyone else on the Internet thinks about me.
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always wanted one of those.
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Guns are awesome.
I wish Canadian gun laws were more laxed so I can get one…or a few.
When I went down to Boise, some dude took us out and we were just shooting soda cans and stuff…so much fun…I didn’t even need a license!
America is so much more fun. -
Ever since I got to shoot one of these about 8 years ago I’ve wanted one. I could get the semi -auto one available to civilians for a lot less money, but that doesn’t have the “Fun” setting for the switch. An older auto one will cost a lot more, but I’m willing to wait.
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its not illegal to own a fully automatic weapon in the us.
hell you dont even have to liscense it. its highly reccomemnded. -
are you kidding me? you have to be licensed through the ATF AND the FBI to own fully automatic weapons. The background checks and various approvals take forever, and usually include body cavity searches.
Glock 26




(17 votes, average: 2.24 out of 5)
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Very concealable, but with the standard mag your pinkie can’t wrap around the handle. Just dangles there, can’t get a good grip. Now, with a 30 round magazine that problem is averted. (but you might have a harder time finding a place to conceal it
This is a picture of me holding one from our armory.
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I carry a SigSau P226 and I highly recomend one, but a 30 round mag? If you need immediate access to a full 30 rounds at a moment notice you have the wrong weapon, in my humble opinon. An M-4, CAR-15, Uzi, MP-5 or any proven combat type weapon is what you should be holding if you need more than 15 rounds my friend.
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You better be good at making a db schema and e-comm with ssl tiki cause I’m gonna want to order one of those.
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Tony, was there still room for your dildo somewhere on your rig after you added this thing?
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i have the +1 extensions on my G36 mags that have the finger grips for your pinky, but good god man why? lol
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@ Abide – That’s why I posted it. When I first saw this itty-bitty gun with a huge clip in it, I lol’d and thought I have to post this on MCS.
@ tiki – I am leaving soon, redeploying back home. I wanted to grab a couple quick pics of our weapons before I left and post them here. I’m an IT guy, I’ll probably never touch weapons this cool ever again.
@ fms – à ² _à ²Â
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armoury eh? i guess that’s opposed to an armery where you’d go get a new arm..
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I don’t own any guns so I guess that’s why I think that’s cool.
Sure its a big clip for a little gun but separate you could hide each piece pretty easy and together that’d be pretty fun.
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I carry a SigSau P226 and I highly recomend one, but a 30 round mag? If you need immediate access to a full 30 rounds at a moment notice you have the wrong weapon, in my humble opinon. An M-4, CAR-15, Uzi, MP-5 or any proven combat type weapon is what you should be holding if you need more than 15 rounds my friend.
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You better be good at making a db schema and e-comm with ssl tiki cause I’m gonna want to order one of those.
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Tony, was there still room for your dildo somewhere on your rig after you added this thing?
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i have the +1 extensions on my G36 mags that have the finger grips for your pinky, but good god man why? lol
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@ Abide – That’s why I posted it. When I first saw this itty-bitty gun with a huge clip in it, I lol’d and thought I have to post this on MCS.
@ tiki – I am leaving soon, redeploying back home. I wanted to grab a couple quick pics of our weapons before I left and post them here. I’m an IT guy, I’ll probably never touch weapons this cool ever again.
@ fms – à ² _à ²Â
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armoury eh? i guess that’s opposed to an armery where you’d go get a new arm..
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I don’t own any guns so I guess that’s why I think that’s cool.
Sure its a big clip for a little gun but separate you could hide each piece pretty easy and together that’d be pretty fun.
Punisher – Tim Bradstreet




(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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Tim Bradstreet recently decided to stop doing Punisher covers. I just finished reading the Punisher MAX series (up to 50); anyone know of other good, gritty comics like this and The Walking Dead?
Art is from Bradstreet’s site.
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I’ve enjoyed Bomb Queen, but that’s more of a T&A & Gore kinda comic. I’d still suggest it, cause it’s awesome.
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If you didn’t read Preacher, you can give it a try… awesome comic
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“the Boys” is the best comic in a long time in my opinion, especially if you don’t like the standard hero types.
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i second the preacher nomination. anything Ennis is top notch, whatever that means. also try Transmetropolitan, Ellis’ finest in my opinion.
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Isn’t “the boys” a standard hero type of comic, but written by Garth Ennis, so there’s a lot more oral sex and penis references? And maybe a beheading thrown in for good measure!
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Wasteland, by Anthony Johnston is pretty good. Anything by Ed Brubaker (Daredevil, Criminal for Marvel, and especially Point Blank and Sleeper over at Wildstorm) is great.
Battle Hymn and Hawaiian Dick by B Clay Moore are both really good.
Garth Ennis has also done Hitman for DC, which is good violent fun (and not related to the videogame). His Fury miniseries, a Marvel MAX book like Punisher, is also great.
And Jonah Hex is mostly pretty good.
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I’ve enjoyed Bomb Queen, but that’s more of a T&A & Gore kinda comic. I’d still suggest it, cause it’s awesome.
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If you didn’t read Preacher, you can give it a try… awesome comic
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“the Boys” is the best comic in a long time in my opinion, especially if you don’t like the standard hero types.
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i second the preacher nomination. anything Ennis is top notch, whatever that means. also try Transmetropolitan, Ellis’ finest in my opinion.
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Isn’t “the boys” a standard hero type of comic, but written by Garth Ennis, so there’s a lot more oral sex and penis references? And maybe a beheading thrown in for good measure!
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Wasteland, by Anthony Johnston is pretty good. Anything by Ed Brubaker (Daredevil, Criminal for Marvel, and especially Point Blank and Sleeper over at Wildstorm) is great.
Battle Hymn and Hawaiian Dick by B Clay Moore are both really good.
Garth Ennis has also done Hitman for DC, which is good violent fun (and not related to the videogame). His Fury miniseries, a Marvel MAX book like Punisher, is also great.
And Jonah Hex is mostly pretty good.
Repost




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“Marty, we’ve gone back in time!”
“No doc, it’s just a repost.”
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ROFLMAO.
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repost!
lol nice
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I lawled…
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I lawled…
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Stylin’ anteater




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I didn’t know you could keep these things as pets. Maybe that’s just in Poland, where these pics are hosted.
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How awesome would it be to have one as a pet..
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…especially if you had dick ants
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IT’S ARTHUR!
Quick, someone get it itty bitty wireframed glasses.
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that dog in the background looks fucking panicked.
i think i would prefer a pet with smaller claws, personally. like a bear.
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@natedog
As in mean prick ants? Or is this some kind of STD in the same realm as muff mites? Cuz if you think an ant eater would be awesome to have so he can lick those up then..
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FUCK YOU IM AN ANT EATER!!
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Oh you mad cuz I’m stylin’ on you?
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@ pedantic:
lurk a bit moar and you’ll figure out the joke.
Also, natedog:
I do in fact see what you did there.
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How awesome would it be to have one as a pet..
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…especially if you had dick ants
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IT’S ARTHUR!
Quick, someone get it itty bitty wireframed glasses.
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that dog in the background looks fucking panicked.
i think i would prefer a pet with smaller claws, personally. like a bear.
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@natedog
As in mean prick ants? Or is this some kind of STD in the same realm as muff mites? Cuz if you think an ant eater would be awesome to have so he can lick those up then..
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FUCK YOU IM AN ANT EATER!!
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Oh you mad cuz I’m stylin’ on you?
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@ pedantic:
lurk a bit moar and you’ll figure out the joke.Also, natedog:
I do in fact see what you did there.
MCS – Tony




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Sorry I’m late, hope this gets in on time…
And I tried to use the Red Eye removal tool, but my eyes always glow red like that whenever my warface is on. And my warface is always on.
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lol
well
that is a purty funny caption
but im supprised on how much old there is on mcs
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This is a “This is Sparta” kinda pic…with the power of Photoshop
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Nice cup of dirt.
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hmm…looks kinda like an “O” face to me
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Old, I’m not even 30!
No time for Photoshop, I just took this pic like half an hour ago (view exif data, adjust for time zone). I would have gotten rid of that filling and given me a “Just For Men” look if I had the time.
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@TrikYodz
Just wait for my picture, geez, I use a walker
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@Tony
That’s it brother, you need to do a Photoshop with you pic inside the “Just for Men” logo, like an advert -ror
@reboot
agreed – ror
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oh
ok
well
i live by my rule
dont argue with the man with the gun
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nice M-60
good trigger discipline
looks like it needs cleaned though
optics are a bit over the top though. very nice. but i wouldnt put them on that gun.
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@ reboot
Most likely, I’m on your side. I’m pretty liberal, but seasoned with a little conservatism I picked up in the military. Card-carrying member of the ACLU & EFF, and pay dues to NPR. Not a fan of the NRA, but I do want to own and carry a gun when I get home.
But, I like to keep my politics to myself when I’m downrange. Don’t want to be ostracized out here, it would suck even more.
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Tony, are you telling me you’re not enjoying you free, all expenses paid for vacation? You ungrateful bum.
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@tony
what would you consider conversative?
the gun bit? cause I’m a ragin lib, but I looove me some guns. Also, I’m all for fiscal responsibility
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King Leonidas as Scarface
“Say hello to my little friend”
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I’ve been reading a lot of Heinlein lately (on “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” now), so I guess the personal/social responsibility stuff. It seems like a lot of bullhorn liberals are all about “what about me or these poor people over there?”, instead of “what can I do for my country/state/neighborhood to make it suck less?”. I think doing little stuff like quitting smoking or losing weight so the rest of us don’t have to pay more for medical bills is a big step in building this nation. This nation starts with the person in the mirror.
Yeah, I love guns too. I just don’t want insane people to own them (sorry NRA).
And I know we can’t pull out of Iraq safely without having some asshole dictator as bad (or worse) than Hussein to stabilize that region. I was completely against the Iraq war when it kicked off (I was stationed in Korea at the time), but I know we can’t just pull out everything now.
And even though I support Obama, I am very wary of his ‘Campaign of Hope’. I hope to get more substance from him soon; as soon as Hillary drops out. I’ve even agreed with some (not all!) things that McCain has said about the housing crisis and economy.
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Did you say a while back that you’re a commo guy, Tony? Or am I making things up? In any case,”Doc” here.
And I’m glad I finally found somebody else who is somewhat wary of Obama and all of his rhetoric.
I agree with you on these points you’ve stated.
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The term badass doesn’t even begin to cover this. Also, in regards to the Just For Men comments, I’ve always been a fan of the black and grey look myself.
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@ FMS
Why yes, I am a Comm guy. Been doing it all my adult life, so I’d like to think I’m pretty good at it.
Uh, what’s up Doc? I know I don’t look like the typical Comm guy, but oh well.
Obama’s Philly speech on race, good. Obama pandering to people on Hope™, bad. I don’t know why people call him an elitist without bringing up the Bush and Clinton dyntasties. And I wish his former preacher would get eaten by a mountain lion so we can get past this shit already.
It’s frustrating to watch to the news, so I don’t. I watch Colbert/Daily Show for my daily news, and that’s probably a little sad.
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Far be it from me to say you don’t look like the usual comm guy…so long as comms are up, you could look like Jabba for all I care. Even then, I guess I could always use a cup and some string for a 9 Line, right?
I know what you mean about the whole news thing. I like those two shows because they at least provide some real, comic relief amidst all the stupidity of news.
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@Tony and FlyingMantisShrimp
Agreed, those two are my most trusted source of news. It’s really amusing that my mom even trusts them more than CNN or FOX.
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Apparently people who say their main source of news is the Daily Show and the Colbert Report are more informed than people who watch Fox News. So, proof that you can be well-informed and entertained at the same time!
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Warface approved.
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Is that an Airsoft? Or actual M240? If its real is it a semi-auto belt fed? Is that civilan legal without class III bulshit? And if so where can I buy one?
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I hope Tony made it back okay.
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lol
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that is a purty funny caption
but im supprised on how much old there is on mcs -
This is a “This is Sparta” kinda pic…with the power of Photoshop
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Nice cup of dirt.
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hmm…looks kinda like an “O” face to me
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Old, I’m not even 30!
No time for Photoshop, I just took this pic like half an hour ago (view exif data, adjust for time zone). I would have gotten rid of that filling and given me a “Just For Men” look if I had the time.
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@TrikYodz
Just wait for my picture, geez, I use a walker
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@Tony
That’s it brother, you need to do a Photoshop with you pic inside the “Just for Men” logo, like an advert -ror@reboot
agreed – ror -
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well
i live by my rule
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nice M-60
good trigger discipline
looks like it needs cleaned though
optics are a bit over the top though. very nice. but i wouldnt put them on that gun. -
@ reboot
Most likely, I’m on your side. I’m pretty liberal, but seasoned with a little conservatism I picked up in the military. Card-carrying member of the ACLU & EFF, and pay dues to NPR. Not a fan of the NRA, but I do want to own and carry a gun when I get home.
But, I like to keep my politics to myself when I’m downrange. Don’t want to be ostracized out here, it would suck even more.
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Tony, are you telling me you’re not enjoying you free, all expenses paid for vacation? You ungrateful bum.
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@tony
what would you consider conversative?
the gun bit? cause I’m a ragin lib, but I looove me some guns. Also, I’m all for fiscal responsibility
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King Leonidas as Scarface
“Say hello to my little friend”
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I’ve been reading a lot of Heinlein lately (on “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” now), so I guess the personal/social responsibility stuff. It seems like a lot of bullhorn liberals are all about “what about me or these poor people over there?”, instead of “what can I do for my country/state/neighborhood to make it suck less?”. I think doing little stuff like quitting smoking or losing weight so the rest of us don’t have to pay more for medical bills is a big step in building this nation. This nation starts with the person in the mirror.
Yeah, I love guns too. I just don’t want insane people to own them (sorry NRA).
And I know we can’t pull out of Iraq safely without having some asshole dictator as bad (or worse) than Hussein to stabilize that region. I was completely against the Iraq war when it kicked off (I was stationed in Korea at the time), but I know we can’t just pull out everything now.
And even though I support Obama, I am very wary of his ‘Campaign of Hope’. I hope to get more substance from him soon; as soon as Hillary drops out. I’ve even agreed with some (not all!) things that McCain has said about the housing crisis and economy.
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Did you say a while back that you’re a commo guy, Tony? Or am I making things up? In any case,”Doc” here.
And I’m glad I finally found somebody else who is somewhat wary of Obama and all of his rhetoric.
I agree with you on these points you’ve stated.
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The term badass doesn’t even begin to cover this. Also, in regards to the Just For Men comments, I’ve always been a fan of the black and grey look myself.
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@ FMS
Why yes, I am a Comm guy. Been doing it all my adult life, so I’d like to think I’m pretty good at it.
Uh, what’s up Doc? I know I don’t look like the typical Comm guy, but oh well.Obama’s Philly speech on race, good. Obama pandering to people on Hope™, bad. I don’t know why people call him an elitist without bringing up the Bush and Clinton dyntasties. And I wish his former preacher would get eaten by a mountain lion so we can get past this shit already.
It’s frustrating to watch to the news, so I don’t. I watch Colbert/Daily Show for my daily news, and that’s probably a little sad.
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Far be it from me to say you don’t look like the usual comm guy…so long as comms are up, you could look like Jabba for all I care. Even then, I guess I could always use a cup and some string for a 9 Line, right?
I know what you mean about the whole news thing. I like those two shows because they at least provide some real, comic relief amidst all the stupidity of news.
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@Tony and FlyingMantisShrimp
Agreed, those two are my most trusted source of news. It’s really amusing that my mom even trusts them more than CNN or FOX. -
Apparently people who say their main source of news is the Daily Show and the Colbert Report are more informed than people who watch Fox News. So, proof that you can be well-informed and entertained at the same time!
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Warface approved.
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Is that an Airsoft? Or actual M240? If its real is it a semi-auto belt fed? Is that civilan legal without class III bulshit? And if so where can I buy one?
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I hope Tony made it back okay.
Google maps drug deal




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It’s no longer up on Google maps, but it is captured for posterity here. gawker.com/5004469/a-drug-deal-caught-from-every-angle
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Hey! That’s a black guy. They’re trying to infer that black people sell drugs. Racist!
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You’re assuming he’s selling. What if he’s buying?
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I’d say he’s buying.
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google killed this one. i tried to link it on another board and it was gone. i’m glad to see someone screen capped it.
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gawker screen capped all the angles, including the buyer’s license plate.
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Hey! That’s a black guy. They’re trying to infer that black people sell drugs. Racist!
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You’re assuming he’s selling. What if he’s buying?
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I’d say he’s buying.
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google killed this one. i tried to link it on another board and it was gone. i’m glad to see someone screen capped it.
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cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/03/Picture%2016-1.jpg
gawker screen capped all the angles, including the buyer’s license plate.
Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime




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Actualy, this picture is the meaning of life.
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Source? Because I need to own a print of this. Google takes me back to MCS.
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Is that Optimus Prime?
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@reboot: www.brandonbird.com/ I think
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Thanks Bakudai,
Who’s got two thumbs and is going to have this framed on his wall by end of the week?
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i posted this a loooong tiem ago with the meaning of life caption but was rejected.
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I thought Christopher Walken was Optimus Prime?
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@el_metal:
That’s because it was already posted.
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needs more cowbell…
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brandonbird.com/lazysunday.html
“Lazy Sunday Afternoon” is the title of this painting. A larger image can be found at the link above.
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One of the greatest masterpieces of our time.
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*tear* This is beautiful.
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I own several amazing Brandon Bird posters. He’s really talented, in addition to being a genius. I’ve given many more as birthday and christmas gifts.
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Actualy, this picture is the meaning of life.
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Source? Because I need to own a print of this. Google takes me back to MCS.
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Is that Optimus Prime?
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@reboot: www.brandonbird.com/ I think
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Thanks Bakudai,
Who’s got two thumbs and is going to have this framed on his wall by end of the week? -
i posted this a loooong tiem ago with the meaning of life caption but was rejected.
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I thought Christopher Walken was Optimus Prime?
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needs more cowbell…
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brandonbird.com/lazysunday.html
“Lazy Sunday Afternoon” is the title of this painting. A larger image can be found at the link above.
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One of the greatest masterpieces of our time.
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*tear* This is beautiful.
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I own several amazing Brandon Bird posters. He’s really talented, in addition to being a genius. I’ve given many more as birthday and christmas gifts.
Cobra recruitment poster




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Cobra wants you!
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Hmm, seems legit, I think I’ll take the menacing, masked guy’s advice.
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That’s right. Recruitment by intimidation…
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But they always lose. I want to end up on the winning side for once. Maybe the US Army will have me…
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Hmm, seems legit, I think I’ll take the menacing, masked guy’s advice.
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That’s right. Recruitment by intimidation…
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But they always lose. I want to end up on the winning side for once. Maybe the US Army will have me…
Hotel party




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Kickin party. But someone had to teach Grandmom how to shotgun a beer.
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That guy is sooo getting a threesome!
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Two gals, one cup.
Everyone in this photograph is bitchin’
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cmon grandma, take it like a man
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Anybody notice the one on the left is puking into the trash can?
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ToeKnee, that’s the best part of the pic.
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Whoa! Thanks ToeKnee for pointing that out! Now that I look at it, did anyone notice the guy on the right holding a beer?
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“Hey man. You see that foxy lady behind me? She’s here with that drunk bitch. I’ll act the ringer, bro. Get with it.”
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This picture confuses me on many levels. Like, for instance, wtf is going on?! Why is there this 30-something dude, who looks like he was photo shopped in, hanging out with some old ladies? And why is that one puking into the trash can? It make my brain hurt.
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That and the furry one, got me intruiged. They look like real snapshots, not snapshots with models/actors in them.
Where are they from, Tony?
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Part of me thinks its a weird photoshop
Another part thinks Tony was actually there…
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I thought that, too … that guy could even *be* Tony.
I do love a good mystery!
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That guy is sooo getting a threesome!
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Two gals, one cup.
Everyone in this photograph is bitchin’
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cmon grandma, take it like a man
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Anybody notice the one on the left is puking into the trash can?
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ToeKnee, that’s the best part of the pic.
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Whoa! Thanks ToeKnee for pointing that out! Now that I look at it, did anyone notice the guy on the right holding a beer?
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“Hey man. You see that foxy lady behind me? She’s here with that drunk bitch. I’ll act the ringer, bro. Get with it.”
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This picture confuses me on many levels. Like, for instance, wtf is going on?! Why is there this 30-something dude, who looks like he was photo shopped in, hanging out with some old ladies? And why is that one puking into the trash can? It make my brain hurt.
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That and the furry one, got me intruiged. They look like real snapshots, not snapshots with models/actors in them.
Where are they from, Tony?
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Part of me thinks its a weird photoshop
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I thought that, too … that guy could even *be* Tony.
I do love a good mystery!
Family Shame




(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Coming out of the furry closet must be difficult when family members are intolerant of your fur faggotry. Yiff in hell, son!
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The disappointment on the dad’s face is priceless and pairs nicely with the mom’s scorn and disdain.
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this is to epic to be real.
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Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
At least you can say you scored some shrooms in the deal…
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The disappointment on the dad’s face is priceless and pairs nicely with the mom’s scorn and disdain.
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this is to epic to be real.
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Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/At least you can say you scored some shrooms in the deal…
Awkward Moments




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There’s no real way to get around them.
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I guess you have to be into WH40K to understand this one. Unlike me.
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WOW I’D KILL TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE SUITS… even though I am not THAT into WH40K.. now if there was a Dreadnaught costume…. someone would die fo sho…
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@gunface
One’s a Space marine and the other’s a Chaos marine (basically a traitor). Biggest enemies since me and a shower.
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Uh, just kidding guys. I shower.
Daily.
Ish.
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DEW A BARREL RAWL!
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I guess you have to be into WH40K to understand this one. Unlike me.
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WOW I’D KILL TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE SUITS… even though I am not THAT into WH40K.. now if there was a Dreadnaught costume…. someone would die fo sho…
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@gunface
One’s a Space marine and the other’s a Chaos marine (basically a traitor). Biggest enemies since me and a shower. -
Uh, just kidding guys. I shower.
Daily.
Ish. -
DEW A BARREL RAWL!
Angry Space Marines Commander




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Always angry, all the time
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That’s pretty fantastic right there.
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For…the…Emperoooooooooooaaaaaaaaar!
Or something like that.
Amazing artwork. I like it and envy the painter. Like I envy everyone who can paint those miniatures. My hands are not calm enough. Eiter too much or too less coffee.
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Awesome
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That’s pretty fantastic right there.
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For…the…Emperoooooooooooaaaaaaaaar!
Or something like that.
Amazing artwork. I like it and envy the painter. Like I envy everyone who can paint those miniatures. My hands are not calm enough. Eiter too much or too less coffee. -
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Jonathan “Baby Eatin” Swift




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The Original Troll.
Image taken from gutenburg.org. Read A Modest Proposal here.
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Troll? Or DUDE WITH THE BEST IDEA EVER?
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Original troll . . . never thought of it that way before. Swift just got over nine thousand times cooler.
I’m actually reading Gulliver’s Travels right now for my English class.
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If dude were alive today, he’d be doing stand-up comedy with dirty puns and lots of swearing. His act would mostly be variations of explaining how everything in this fucking world sucks dick.
He’d still be a genius, though.
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@Lord Cocksworth
“Over nine thousand??!!!”
Swift was a genius, and gave the world the greatest plan for dealing with overpopulation.
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om nom nom nom?
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Huh. Tastes like bacon.
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Troll? Or DUDE WITH THE BEST IDEA EVER?
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Original troll . . . never thought of it that way before. Swift just got over nine thousand times cooler.
I’m actually reading Gulliver’s Travels right now for my English class.
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If dude were alive today, he’d be doing stand-up comedy with dirty puns and lots of swearing. His act would mostly be variations of explaining how everything in this fucking world sucks dick.
He’d still be a genius, though.
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@Lord Cocksworth
“Over nine thousand??!!!”Swift was a genius, and gave the world the greatest plan for dealing with overpopulation.
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om nom nom nom?
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Huh. Tastes like bacon.
The Goddamn Batman likes tits




(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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Shamelessly stolen from here…
comicbycomic.blogspot.com/2007/10/no-boobies-for-goddamn-batman.html
D.C. pussed out and decided to keep Batman’s hands to himself.
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Who doesnt like tits?
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ok since the took his hand off of her tits, where is his hand now? hmm?
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who the hell is she?
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Waxing the wood. That’s where my vote goes.
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wookie_x on March 9th, 2008 3:52 pm
who the hell is she?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Most relevant question of the thread…
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Who doesnt like tits?
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ok since the took his hand off of her tits, where is his hand now? hmm?
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who the hell is she?
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Waxing the wood. That’s where my vote goes.
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wookie_x on March 9th, 2008 3:52 pm
who the hell is she?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Most relevant question of the thread…
Cheeseburger Waffles




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No?
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What is going on here? And where is the bacon and ranch?
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cheeseburger and waffles…..that’s crazy! and delicious….crazy delicious!
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DO NOT WANT
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I think I just barfed a little in my mouth.
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I can feel my heart stopping, ugh
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Oh god, there not even the good type of waffles. I think Im having a heart attack just thinking about it.
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I’d snarf me down some cheeseburger waffles!
Perfect cure for the drunk munchies.
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I think I just threw up a little.
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Om nom nom nom yes.
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@joepiekarski
Greatest equation ever.
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Whoa….
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Dear 8 pound baby jesus,
Please send me this delicious creation from your infinite wisdom…and ranch. AMEN.
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What is going on here? And where is the bacon and ranch?
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cheeseburger and waffles…..that’s crazy! and delicious….crazy delicious!
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DO NOT WANT
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I think I just barfed a little in my mouth.
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I can feel my heart stopping, ugh
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Oh god, there not even the good type of waffles. I think Im having a heart attack just thinking about it.
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I’d snarf me down some cheeseburger waffles!
Perfect cure for the drunk munchies.
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I think I just threw up a little.
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Om nom nom nom yes.
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@joepiekarski
Greatest equation ever. -
Whoa….
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Dear 8 pound baby jesus,
Please send me this delicious creation from your infinite wisdom…and ranch. AMEN.
Choke a bitch?




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There had to be a lot of emotions going through Benoit. He knew that was his last choke hold, and to do it on his son! He probably felt sad and proud at the same time.
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Haw! Yesterday I made a joke about the titanic, that got no laughs, so I waited and followed it with “What… too soon?”
That made up for it.
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I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know jack crap about pro wrestling, but on fark
forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2898073
they gots some interesting things to say about the timing of the wikipedia update about him killing his wife…
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Haw! Yesterday I made a joke about the titanic, that got no laughs, so I waited and followed it with “What… too soon?”
That made up for it.
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I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know jack crap about pro wrestling, but on fark
forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2898073
they gots some interesting things to say about the timing of the wikipedia update about him killing his wife…














December 26, 2008 at 8:19 am
Yo Dawg da be like triping dawg.
December 26, 2008 at 9:20 am
Either extremely stupid or very clever. There is a fine line between those two..
December 26, 2008 at 10:06 am
No, there’s a very thick like between the two, and this was on the right side of clever.
I lol’d my honky ass off.
December 26, 2008 at 10:37 am
the execution both verbally, semantically, and photoshoppily are flawless.
December 26, 2008 at 11:54 am
@Gary Scenario: this is a major win
December 26, 2008 at 12:33 pm
@flyingcat88:
contrary to what most think, this sits on the line between clever and fail
the facts that it has a yo-yo and a dog are the only things stopping it falling into the land of fail where all other things which are gangsta-ish go to
December 26, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Well, I broke out laughing for a solid 5-7 seconds.
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Fucking hilarious!
December 26, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Yes,Ebonics lives.
December 26, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Yes, this is a classic, and deserves its place on the Internet Bulletin Board of Fame.
December 29, 2008 at 10:41 am
LOLOLOL
Awesome
Had to keep rubbing my face and act like I was stretching so no one at work would notice my silent guffawing.
January 3, 2009 at 2:51 am
Win.
January 28, 2009 at 4:45 pm
YoYo FTW!
January 30, 2009 at 6:41 am
Yoyodawg… This one just kills me. I can’t help it. It’s gotta be the puppy…