nyokki — November 4, 2008 @ 2:06 pm

Ewwwww…

ian356094 — November 4, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

I wish I had one.

Dreth — November 4, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

With that extra weigh, what’s to keep them from rolling when you bend to read or look down?

twosticks — November 4, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

that’s great until you fall asleep on your face after a late night of studying, or you piss off some drunk at a bar and can’t take them off fast enough.

Jesus Christ — November 4, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

I get pissy when I can’t find my glasses but this I’d never do.

garbledxmission — November 4, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

Most retarded piercing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been to Thailand.
Can’t help but notice it’s a fucking ginger with the damn thing. Gingers…is there anything they won’t do?
They’re gonna GETCHA!

Caio — November 4, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

Having custom made glasses like that probably costs a fortune.

Puulaahi — November 4, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

A few grand easy.

Phil Elmore — November 4, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.

elzarcothepale — November 4, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

i like it.
i’d never do it because it denies one the ability to do a “dramatic eyepiece removal” followed by a somber: “My god.”
With this, there’d be blood everywhere, and it’d be more like: “OH MY SWEET GOD!, WHY?!”

Special Kail — November 4, 2008 @ 3:49 pm

dude, i totally used to say that this would be an awesome idea and so many people would always say it couldn’t be done. I fucking knew it!

nyokki — November 4, 2008 @ 7:57 pm

@elzarcothepale: heheh, that was funny.

Hazard — November 4, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

Just get contacts already, geeze.

nyokki — November 4, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

@Hazard: But I can’t wear contacts.

awfulintentions — November 4, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

To each their own.

Mootea — November 5, 2008 @ 12:37 am

@elzarcothepale: i came

LukeV1-5 — November 5, 2008 @ 11:02 am

This is stupid.

That is all I have to say on the matter.

Puulaahi — November 4, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

Adult Bounce House

No booze…FAIL

colonel-yum-yum — November 4, 2008 @ 1:17 pm

Do want!

theeris — November 4, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

can this be American ingenuity? we do love our alcohol!

dieAntagonista — November 4, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

Imagine how bad it would smell in there if it was full of drunk people. Yuck.

Mayyday — November 4, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

Fuck. Yes.

Phyreblade — November 4, 2008 @ 6:48 pm

WIN!!! ROFL at Fire Exit…

billcar50 — November 4, 2008 @ 8:05 pm

It’s probably British made. It’s got Welsh/Irish/English/Scottish flags on it (from left to right).

Crystalkestrel — November 4, 2008 @ 12:22 pm

Want. Want now. Unless it’s apple.

Catherine Longfellow — November 4, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

Not sure if I want. How does it compare to keyboard pants and monitor shirt?

elzarcothepale — November 4, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

@Catherine Longfellow: let us put it this way: the shirt/pants tech is neat in concept but clearly inferior to this tiny device and its set-up.
why, you ask? because of porn.
seriously though, i just don’t like having my keyboard that close to my body- i prefer the gangster lean when i type.

Catherine Longfellow — November 4, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

can’t you just ‘gangsta sag’ your pants for teh same effect?

elzarcothepale — November 4, 2008 @ 1:33 pm

@Catherine Longfellow: no, and i regret my use of the earlier term- i just mean i like a good distance- sagging is on my shortlist for top visual pet peeves/rage inducers, right up there with bobbleheads and unattractive cosplayers.

Phyreblade — November 4, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

Now this is an interesting idea, though from a portability standpoint, I’d be curious to see how it would stack up to a net book in terms of heat, power requirement, weight and portability.

Not to mention you’d need a close suitably flat surface to be useful, everyone will be able to see what you are doing, and it would not fit well in a suitcase…

lee7 — May 8, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

lol, why would you ever want to hit anyone with that.. it’d depreciate so fast, plus you might lose a diamond in his head when you’re beating his skull in.

Zephran — May 9, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

For some reason this reminds me of Meatloaf.

Probably the frilly wrist, and the hand looks like one for fighting.

Phyreblade — May 9, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

That’s gonna leave a mark… A classy, diamond studded mark, but a mark nonetheless…

coolghoul — April 17, 2008 @ 9:41 am

Uh-oh! Someone’s gonna have poop in their shoes!!!

zondron — April 18, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

look, a cat shoe!

Max — April 17, 2008 @ 7:27 am

That’s not funny, my dad died that way.

Wally — April 17, 2008 @ 7:58 am

Yeah…being a pilot myself i’m gonna defs go with not funny *gulp*

natedog — April 17, 2008 @ 9:14 am

doom Doom! DOOOOOOOOM!

bright green — April 17, 2008 @ 9:17 am

First one is great. Got the feeling those guys in plane are dead men though.

NumberSix — April 17, 2008 @ 9:22 am

I remember reading about the plane crash photo where they said that the picture was taken at takeoff, and it flipped over. They said that nobody was killed.
Although the image is very dramatic.

Dramatic image is dramatic. (sorry, I had to)

The boat crash looks rather lethal as well.

OmfgWtfZergd — April 17, 2008 @ 9:24 am

Maybe that plane is just breakdance fighting.

Darthmalt — April 17, 2008 @ 9:42 am

With the row of planes behind it, it definitely looks like this was a botched takeoff rather than a nosedive crash.

dorix — April 17, 2008 @ 12:23 pm

@OmfgWtfZergd: Capoeira?

hvymetal86 — April 18, 2008 @ 12:04 am

The boat crash looks much more deadly for the spectators than the boat’s pilot.

Beef_Hammer — April 19, 2008 @ 11:22 am

I think the guys in the tent are shitting their pants - spray farting, at least.

Marrock — July 6, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

The plane is a botched landing, it’s just doing a nosestand before flipping onto it’s roof.

I’ve seen video of it, everyone in the plane walked away.

neflhim — April 17, 2008 @ 7:48 am

It’s a Maybach, possibly a Model 62 - but not a new one (the roof is wrong, but the seats and such are about the same).

http://www.maybach-manufaktur.com/index.php

natedog — April 17, 2008 @ 9:15 am

Om nom nom nom

mkl — April 17, 2008 @ 5:10 am

its funny because it’s true.

mex_hustler — April 17, 2008 @ 8:00 am

Even The Sign That Says “Welcome To America” Is Made In China.

mex_hustler — April 17, 2008 @ 8:02 am

Even Candidate Hilliary And Obama Is Made In China.

JoeCrow — April 17, 2008 @ 8:02 am

Wtf Timmay, This was posted like… Yesterday

Tony — April 17, 2008 @ 8:04 am

So I can’t say anything against China because of my inevitable purchase of a Chinese product? While the irony is funny, don’t take it at its face value. The inaction and apathy that this insinuates will only result in worse human rights abuses and quality/health standards for products.

El_Chupachichis — April 17, 2008 @ 9:24 am

Nah, it’s just pointing out that most protests along these lines only demand sacrifice of others; there’s no real sacrifice for this archetypical protestor, unless you count his time wasted, which probably is not a big deal for these guys.

But hey, he can demand that the athletes sacrifice their efforts all he wants, right? Because that’s always caused tyrants to change their minds, unlike less effective methods, like, oh, bombing the crap out of them.

elzarcothepale — April 17, 2008 @ 10:27 am

still. . .free tibet, right?

sutenvulf — April 17, 2008 @ 11:07 am

@ Tony: dis ar not srs thread!

This is good quality lol.

Keeping It Real — April 17, 2008 @ 11:49 am

Hey look! It’s Magnus! Ha ha ha!

But seriously…China is coming up in the world as a force to be reckoned with. Let’s hope that they don’t get to froggy…in terms of global manifest.

El_Chupachichis — April 17, 2008 @ 1:17 pm

That’s the problem; As long as they’re Psuedo-Communist (aka Fascist), they’re gonna be a problem, either directly or via inspiration for others around the globe.

CaptainBobo — April 17, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

Ha! My shirt says “Made in Korea” Mother Fucker!

ack — April 18, 2008 @ 9:22 am

Huh?

Who in their right minds would want Tibet even if it was for free?

Look what a pain in the ass it has been for the Chinese.

A free Madeira or a free Canary Island, on the other hand, now that would rock!

NoOneInParticular — April 17, 2008 @ 4:08 am

I especially love how there are benches facing the toilets. Let’s you have a real audience.

cthulhu.hpl — April 17, 2008 @ 6:33 am

Looks like a scale model…

CMoorehead — April 17, 2008 @ 11:09 am

Works with an all female cast

Beef_Hammer — April 19, 2008 @ 11:24 am

I was in a titty bar in colorado that had no bathroom door or stall doors and some big fat dude was shitting in full view of everyone in the place. Pretty gnarly.