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Chloe Moretz

Posted in Images on December 4th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Fap to this, bitches.

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   (UID# ) 2  1
   December 4, 2011 at 8:54 am

   done
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   twitch (UID# 17015) 1  0
   December 4, 2011 at 9:57 am

   

   tiki will be pleased
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   npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 0  0
   December 4, 2011 at 3:50 pm

   

   Talk about HC Pedo…
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   (UID# ) 1  1
   December 4, 2011 at 8:18 pm

   Challenge accepted…

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Vladimir Putin – Quotation

Posted in Images on October 11th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Saw this picture of one of the most powerful men in the world and thought it deserved to be presented with a significant quote from Mr. Putin himself.

Found the picture here: www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/09/vladimir-putin-action-man/100147/
Found the quote here: www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/v/vladimir_putin.html

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Car Sex

Posted in Images on May 31st, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   malta-soron (UID# 3162) 2  0
   May 31, 2011 at 1:48 pm

   

   fap fap fap

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Wikipedia Always

Posted in Images on May 31st, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Keep on repeating…totally works.

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   luke-sei-vadder (UID# 6527) 0  0
   May 31, 2011 at 12:16 pm

   Wow, I didn´t know.. fascinating
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   May 31, 2011 at 12:19 pm

   en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream

   try from there. “totally” works
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     aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 0  0
     May 31, 2011 at 12:26 pm

     

     rotfl
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     figosound (UID# 16176) 0  0
     May 31, 2011 at 1:43 pm

     YES! 23 steps, but yes
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   anonymoose (UID# 60931) 0  0
   May 31, 2011 at 12:30 pm

   

   It definitely worked, but the more times I clicked the less surprising the concept was.

   You start on a page for a specific thing, and slowly work your way through more and more abstract things until you arrive at philosophy – which is the contemplation of the very foundation and basis of… THINGS.

   Neat trick, though. It makes you take a little time out and think for a minute; that alone is time well spent.
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     anonymoose (UID# 60931) 1  0
     May 31, 2011 at 12:39 pm

     

     Example for Reference:
     Dildo – Sex Toy – Human Sexual Activity – Sexuality – Sex – Biology – Natural Science – Science – Knowledge – Fact – Information – Sequence – Mathematics – Quantity – Property – Modern Philosophy – Philosophy.
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       adrian (UID# 1075) 0  0
       May 31, 2011 at 2:07 pm

       I’m gonna search Wikipedia for the Dildo entry now!
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       aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 0  0
       May 31, 2011 at 11:59 pm

       

       you started with dildo?
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   fr34k (UID# 17715) 1  0
   May 31, 2011 at 1:10 pm

   

   Oh you. Long Binh Fail – Long Binh – District 9 – Districs of Vietnam – Vietnam – Indochina – List of peninsulas – Landform – Earth science – Science – Knowledge – Fact – Information – Sequence – Mathematics – Quantity – Property(philosophy) – Modern philosophy – …
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   ogie (UID# 1083) 0  0
   May 31, 2011 at 1:18 pm

   damn yo.
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   anonymoose (UID# 60931) 0  0
   May 31, 2011 at 1:49 pm

   

   It suddenly becomes clear to me why so many of the great philosophers were mathematicians, as well. I guess Plato had a good point…
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   korinthian (UID# 3174) 0  0
   May 31, 2011 at 2:49 pm

   Also works on any Internet argument.
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   sambo78 (UID# 8210) 1  0
   May 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm

   Totally works. I notice fictional characters tend to follow the same pattern.

   Jar Jar Binks > Character > Representation > Semantics > Meaning > Linguistics > Human > Exact Taxon > Biology > Natural Science > Science > Knowledge > Fact > Reality > Philosophy.

   Matter Eater Lad > Character > Representation > Semantics > Meaning > Linguistics > Human > Exact Taxon > Biology > Natural Science > Science > Knowledge > Fact > Reality > Philosophy.
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   rebelyell2006 (UID# 3264) 2  0
   May 31, 2011 at 5:30 pm

   I wouldn’t say everything leads to philosophy so much as everything leads to science.
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     (UID# ) 0  0
     June 6, 2011 at 3:16 am

     science originated from philosophy
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    (UID# ) 0  0
    May 31, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    Got to modern philosophy from a featured article about Gianni Schicchi.
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    rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
    May 31, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    

    15 steps from MaBoShi: The Three Shape Arcade. I really didn’t see that happening.
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    rsixidor (UID# 950) 1  0
    May 31, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    

    Not only does it seem to reach there, but there seems to be a very similar chain leading right to it at the end of each sequence.

    And Philosophy itself will lead you to an endless loop.
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    maxwell-edison (UID# 12089) 0  0
    May 31, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    Kevin Bacon -> Animal House -> Comedy Film -> Film -> Recording -> Data Storage Device -> Recording -> Data Storage Device -> Recording -> Recording -> Data Storage Device -> Recording -> Data Storage Device -> Recording -> Data Storage Device -> Recording -> Data Storage Device -> Recording -> Data Storage Device -> Recording -> Data Storage Device ->

    //Disproof
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      maxwell-edison (UID# 12089) 0  0
      May 31, 2011 at 9:26 pm

      Got an extra Recording in there, but you get my point.
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        malta-soron (UID# 3162) 1  0
        June 1, 2011 at 10:32 am

        

        It does work if you follow the rules as XKCD gave them:

        “Wikipedia trivia: if you take any article, click on the first link in the article text not in parentheses or italics, and then repeat, you will eventually end up at “Philosophy”.”
        www.xkcd.com/903/

        Behold: Kevin Bacon -> Golden Globe -> Hollywood Foreign Press Association -> organization -> social group -> social sciences -> fields -> academic -> community -> interacting -> causal -> events -> philosophy.
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          maxwell-edison (UID# 12089) 0  0
          June 1, 2011 at 11:30 pm

          OK, then start at Recording.
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            malta-soron (UID# 3162) 0  0
            June 2, 2011 at 6:28 am

            

            Indeed, it doesn’t work from there. But at least now we know that Bacon dóes lead to philosophy.
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    reppy (UID# 23267) 0  1
    May 31, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    

    I tried four, failed each time, got bored, came back here.
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      maxwell-edison (UID# 12089) 2  0
      June 1, 2011 at 1:21 am

      M[C]S: More interesting than Wikipedia.
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    draikyn (UID# 4247) 0  0
    June 1, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    WRONG!!!! Try this one:

    Flower Bloom Flower

    yep, they just keep linking back to each other. There is no philosophy for flowers. Poor flowers
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      draikyn (UID# 4247) 0  0
      June 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm

      grrr it took out my arrows that pointed flower to bloom to flower *angry face*
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    hidden1 (UID# 2857) 0  0
    June 1, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    Western Europe – context-dependent – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture – high context culture – Low context culture
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    (UID# ) 0  0
    June 9, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Bullshit!

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rationality
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reason

    System = beaten

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Ethics.

Posted in Images on January 29th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   ian356094 (UID# 3738) 1  0
   January 29, 2011 at 12:41 pm

   Damnit duck, I just submitted this
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   patientzed (UID# 48741) 0  0
   January 29, 2011 at 12:59 pm

   

   No.
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     bstaples (UID# 6783) 0  0
     January 29, 2011 at 1:13 pm

     “No, you idiot.”

     FTFY
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   maxwell-edison (UID# 12089) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  1
   January 29, 2011 at 1:09 pm

   No, but you are obligated to beat up the editor of this book for leaving”effect” in the question, when it should say “affect.” Unless he meant to say that this act will not cause Hitler’s rise to power. Then I guess it’s OK.
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   korinthian (UID# 3174) 3  2
   January 29, 2011 at 1:18 pm

   Slightly more dumb than all other moral dilemmas.
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   kishi (UID# 3562) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 11  0
   January 29, 2011 at 1:29 pm

   

   “So, Hitler started the Holocaust because he thought some Jew stole his wallet in 1933, huh?”
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   sambo78 (UID# 8210) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  1
   January 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm

   Where’s the option to staple Hitler’s nutsack to the back of his throat?
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   dragyn (UID# 4651) 0  1
   January 29, 2011 at 4:53 pm

   Ethically obligated? No. Morally obligated? I’d say yes. Ethically, you shouldn’t take it, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t love that shit in retrospect. Or love telling other people that story later. Just imagine the one smart ass old man in a nursing home telling his kids “YEA! I was the asshole that stole HITLER’S WALLET!”
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     tggeko (UID# 2562) 1  1
     January 29, 2011 at 9:56 pm

     

     Are you operating under different definitions of Ethical and Moral? Because, I think most of us believe they mean the same thing.
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       agzed (UID# 2298) 1  0
       January 29, 2011 at 10:19 pm

       Generally speaking, ethics tend to refer to a societies system of belief, whereas morals refer to ones personal beliefs about right & wrong. Society tells us that stealing is wrong, regardless of our personal opinions about the victim (otherwise politicians in general would be robbed on a daily basis). Dragyn’s personal morals, on the other hand, say that in particular cases, it’s ok to steal from someone just to fuck up their day. Whoever wrote the question in that book clearly screwed up on their definitions, since there is no ethical dilemma, though there is perhaps a moral one.

       Ethics vs. morality aside, the question is still poorly worded, since it is ambiguous as to whether or not we have advanced knowledge of what Hitler will do in the years to come. If we do know, the question boils down to “Is it ethical/moral to do bad things to bad people?”. If we don’t know, it boils down to “Is it ethical/moral to do bad things to some guy?”.
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   nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
   January 29, 2011 at 10:59 pm

   

   fuck yeah
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   sticky (UID# 463) 1  0
   January 30, 2011 at 12:35 am

   

   STEAL THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. YOU NEED THOSE 40 REICHSMARKS FOR BEER AND BRATWURST.
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    juiceyfruit (UID# 1624) 1  0
    January 30, 2011 at 1:19 am

    

    What? No. Why would you be ethically obligated to break social contract, even if you don’t like the person? Particularly if it won’t stop any of their actions that meet your disapproval – it’s not punishment for a wrong if the person doesn’t know the purpose of the action. This would be just stealing for the sake of stealing, an act which is by most social standardsethically wrong.

    You’d not be morally obligated either.

    Also, pretty much what AgZed said about poor wording and questions of advanced knowledge.

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Fatty vs. Pull Out Couch

Posted in Images on January 29th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Winner: Pull Out Couch

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   malcovemagnesia (UID# 2270) 2  1
   January 29, 2011 at 7:54 am

   Normally I’d be all “ha ha” but looking at her very sad face makes me feel really bad (and mad at whoever took the picture instead of helping ma out).

   Damn conscience!
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 2  1
     January 29, 2011 at 1:49 pm

     

     her? ma?

     that’s a fat man in the couch.
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   mld (UID# 3619) 1  0
   January 29, 2011 at 8:01 am

   funtasticus
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   tyger42 (UID# 4564) 2  0
   January 31, 2011 at 10:04 am

   Looks more like the couch lost to me.

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Cat Boss is Hard To Work For

Posted in Images on January 25th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   pwnerade (UID# 584) 0  0
   January 25, 2011 at 1:10 am

   Goddamn, how many of these things are there?
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   elzarcothepale (UID# 1877) 0  0
   January 25, 2011 at 9:49 am

   n+1.
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     January 26, 2011 at 2:05 am

     

     n->?

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Cat Light

Posted in Images on January 25th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   January 26, 2011 at 12:48 am

   

   what’s that smell?
   fried pussycat.

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Thoughts

Posted in Images on January 24th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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Less Love Please

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Nice Try Richard Gere

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Off To The Racists

Posted in Images on January 24th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   ffloydsmith (UID# 56950) 1  0
   January 24, 2011 at 5:42 am

   

   Black man’s burden.
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   chenoan (UID# 14265) 0  0
   January 24, 2011 at 6:32 am

   I want to see the context
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   bstaples (UID# 6783) 0  0
   January 24, 2011 at 8:56 am

   At least they aren’t wearing spurs this time.
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   smitha22 (UID# 4332) 0  0
   January 25, 2011 at 6:37 am

   I believe it’s spelt ‘Racers’

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R2D2 is Sad.

Posted in Images on January 24th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   January 24, 2011 at 4:20 am

   

   beep boo boop beep
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   stolid (UID# 1669) 0  0
   January 24, 2011 at 7:56 am

   Derp derrr derp.

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Puff-er Fish

Posted in Images on January 24th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 1  0
   January 24, 2011 at 3:14 am

   

   funny way to take advantage of all the dead fish lol
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   khyren (UID# 7214) 1  0
   January 24, 2011 at 5:49 pm

   

   Oh man, you fish lipped it. – Cheech – Rude Awakening

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Baby Polar Bear

Posted in Images on January 24th, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   multi_masked (UID# 2246) 1  0
   January 24, 2011 at 2:20 am

   I don’t think thats a polar bear…
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  1
     January 24, 2011 at 3:41 am

     

     Waaaaaaay to small. Perhaps a marsupial?
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   ian356094 (UID# 3738) 0  0
   January 24, 2011 at 2:25 am

   Definitely not a polar bear. Just google “newborn polar bear”
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   kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  0
   January 24, 2011 at 10:10 am

   

   It’s a toy someone made on Etsy.
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     yllosubmarine (UID# 171318) 0  0
     January 24, 2011 at 2:21 pm

     

     Yup.
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   nwks (UID# 18326) 0  0
   January 26, 2011 at 12:49 am

   

   its still fuckin adorable no matter what it is

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Giraffes Are Heartless Creatures

Posted in Images on January 23rd, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 8  2
   January 23, 2011 at 6:33 pm

   I’ve been telling people this for years. Giraffes and elephants. Did you know that if an elephant sees a potential terrorist act, it won’t bother reporting it to the proper authorities?

   Fucking communist elephants.
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   cpnichol (UID# 1076) 2  3
   January 23, 2011 at 7:46 pm

   Diagram says all baby giraffes will die. Yet there are adult giraffes, so diagram is wrong.
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     pjh3000 (UID# 380) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  4
     January 23, 2011 at 8:09 pm

     

     Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

     That’s not a baby Giraffe. It’s only got a shorter neck, rather being smaller than the adults. And it would be feeding off it’s mothers milk.
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       nyoki (UID# 3444) 2  1
       January 23, 2011 at 8:50 pm

       

       derp
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   maxcw (UID# 9) 3  2
   January 23, 2011 at 9:46 pm

   F. Giraffes are remorseless eating machines. They stripped that carcass down to the bone.
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     dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 3  1
     January 23, 2011 at 9:57 pm

     Can you blame them? Giraffes are delicious.
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       dragyn (UID# 4651) 2  1
       January 24, 2011 at 6:12 am

       And Kosher!

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Loyal, To The End

Posted in Images on January 23rd, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

A dog, “Leao”, sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the catastrophic landslides in Brazil.

photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/01/15/5850433-a-dog-takes-its-loyalty-to-the-grave-in-brazil

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   theo11 (UID# 3291) 0  0
   January 23, 2011 at 2:42 pm

   Reminds me of that movie about the Japanese dog who’s owner was killed and he waited 10 years at the train stop for his return.
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     chenoan (UID# 14265) 0  0
     January 23, 2011 at 3:46 pm

     Hachiko Monogatari
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   marked-hoosier (UID# 255) 0  0
   January 23, 2011 at 3:37 pm

   Seymour?
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   kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  4
   January 23, 2011 at 4:36 pm

   Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

   well
   the brazilian can go to hell, but i feel sorry for the dog
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     d-tached (UID# 17237) 1  1
     January 23, 2011 at 5:42 pm

     

     In name of the brazilians, thanks dude…
     Prick.
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       kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  2
       January 23, 2011 at 9:02 pm

       anytime you pothead
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         dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 1  0
         January 23, 2011 at 9:55 pm

         Your just pissed because you had sex with a Brazilian chick who was born a dude… and you liked it.
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           dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 1  0
           January 23, 2011 at 9:55 pm

           You’re, not your.
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           kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  2
           January 23, 2011 at 11:08 pm

           no i just fucked a brazilian chick who later turned out to have a boyfriend
           i hate sluts
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   January 23, 2011 at 6:33 pm

   

   Repost: www.myconfinedspace.com/2011/01/17/i-waited-for-you/

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Challenge Accepted

Posted in Images on January 23rd, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I’ve been there…more times than I’d like to admit.

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   ian356094 (UID# 3738) 0  1
   January 23, 2011 at 1:27 pm

   I challenge I often failed.
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     ian356094 (UID# 3738) 0  1
     January 23, 2011 at 1:28 pm

     *A*
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   spuggemhate (UID# 18468) 1  0
   January 23, 2011 at 1:37 pm

   

   I usually don’t bother and just spit on my hand and wipe.
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     January 23, 2011 at 8:48 pm

     

     Uh…
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     dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 3  0
     January 23, 2011 at 10:02 pm

     I usually just sit on the carpet, put my heels in the air and drag my ass like dogs do. Unless I’m at home, then I just use a towel.

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Alien Baby

Posted in Images on January 23rd, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
   January 23, 2011 at 10:11 am

   Okay…first LOL I’ve had in weeks.

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Muppet Cupcakes

Posted in Images on January 23rd, 2011 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   anonymoose (UID# 60931) 3  0
   January 22, 2011 at 10:08 pm

   

   Brb. I’ve gotta go Trademark the name “Mupcakes.”
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   malcovemagnesia (UID# 2270) 0  0
   January 23, 2011 at 7:48 am

   Who could eat anything topped with lovingly handcrafted, detailed heads depicting beloved childhood icons?
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     January 23, 2011 at 8:39 pm

     

     *raises hand*

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