insert generic “OM NOM NOM” here___________.

Comment by Alfalfasprouts — February 5, 2008 @ 10:58 am

aerodynamics?

Comment by njch412 — February 5, 2008 @ 11:27 am

Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

Comment by dorix — February 5, 2008 @ 11:37 am

Aerodynamics, I don’t has it.
Will it take off?

Comment by RSIxidor — February 5, 2008 @ 11:42 am

>RSIxidor

With that metal parachute on top, and a powerful enough engine, yes, it will take off.

Also: Is it meant to be a dragster or go kart?

Comment by numb7rs — February 5, 2008 @ 11:52 am

Maybe they intended to make a set of these based on popular video game characters so they could have a Mario-Kart-esque go-kart race?

Comment by RSIxidor — February 5, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

@numb7rs
It looks like it’s on a classic hotrod chassis, so it’s neither a go cart nor a dragster.
I’m guessing they just just took an old T bucket hot rod and replaced the body with this pacman dealio…

Comment by Phyreblade — February 5, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

am gunna eet chu!!

Comment by el_metal — February 7, 2008 @ 3:43 am

We are young!
heartache to heartache! We stand!
No promises, no demands
Love. is. a. battlefield.

Comment by Caio — September 14, 2008 @ 12:28 am

Swan, you fucking rock!

I used to read this shit back in the like 7th or 8th grade.

shweet

Comment by natedog — February 2, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

Very unsettling.

Comment by tripolar — February 2, 2008 @ 11:10 am

Just in time for Valentines, aww!

Comment by Hazard — February 2, 2008 @ 12:25 pm

Dude, that’s hot.

Comment by RSIxidor — February 2, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

In a rubber suit? I bet it is hot.

Comment by Namelis1 — February 2, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

do I dare say moar?

Comment by nicklogan2 — February 2, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

I’d say it’s probably uncomfortably hot…

Comment by Phyreblade — February 2, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

Repost, I’ll add what I said the first time.

Aww, Psycho Mantis found love.

Comment by MrPsychic — February 2, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

They like to smell their own farts. So they drive hybrids?

Comment by AlecDalek — February 2, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

I can only imagine the obnoxious sounds those suits would make…

It would be like someone rubbing their hands on a balloon.

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — February 2, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

omg her tits are MASSIVE

Comment by imandynan0 — February 5, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

She’s awesome… WHEN HER MOUTH IS CLOSED! HAHAHAHAHAHA goat.

Comment by Drewlicious — January 28, 2008 @ 7:13 am

Drew beat me too it, shes half goat, half talentless singer =/

Comment by Saphykitten — January 28, 2008 @ 8:01 am

well if not entirely talentless, everything fairly good she ever made was negated by something awful later on.

Then again, I think her main role even in FMc was to beat the tambourine and look sexy.

Comment by phaed — January 28, 2008 @ 10:14 am

Her main role was to fuck anything that looked at her.

Comment by natakamus — January 28, 2008 @ 11:34 am

A noble endeavour.

Comment by phaed — January 28, 2008 @ 11:39 am

oh how i wish shed look at me

back then
not now
GOD NO

Comment by TrikYodz — January 28, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

I remember when Stevie Nicks was a wee waif, as in that photo (thonk Cream magazine, circa late 70s). I was *shocked* when I saw her a few years ago at a live performance; her 200+ lbs, orthopedic shoes & frankenstein gait shattered those memories…

Comment by yyz113 — January 28, 2008 @ 5:41 pm

I liked her guest appearance on South Park when she did the USO show in Afghanistan.

Comment by garbledxmission — January 29, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

Ma Nom A Na

Comment by Silver — November 27, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

Doo Do DooDo Doo

Comment by RSIxidor — November 27, 2007 @ 6:48 pm

Does anyone know if these guys are supposed to be based off of the two rich guys from “Trading Places”? They seem similar, but I may just be insane.

Comment by Lord_Gorlock — November 27, 2007 @ 7:09 pm

Ohohohohohoho

Comment by Hepathos — November 27, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

I love these guys!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statler_and_Waldorf

Comment by coolghoul — November 27, 2007 @ 7:50 pm

I think the MCS drought is over.

Comment by Gaexion — November 27, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

TRADING SPACES?!?!?!?! how dare u insult my childhood muppets

Comment by Musashi1584 — November 27, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

@ Gaexion
Drought?

Comment by tiki god — November 27, 2007 @ 9:36 pm

LOL I always thought they lived in that little balcony box on the Muppet Show… LOL

Comment by phyreblade — November 27, 2007 @ 10:58 pm

trading places came after the muppet show.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statler_%26_Waldorf

Comment by redxblack — November 27, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

Like a veiled assassin I was trying to poke fun at the retards who claimed MCS picture content and laughability were on a sharp decline a few weeks ago.
But I see now that I have failed epicly just like Alatair in Assassin’s creed when YOURE RUNNING FROM THE FUCKING GUARDS AND HE DECIDES TO RUN UP A RANDOM WALL OR JUMP IN COMPLETELY WRONG DIRECTION AFTER SPENDING HOURS PLANNING THE MOST PERFECT WELL THOUghT-out EXECUTION POSSIBLE AND FALLING TO HIS FUCKING DEATH AND U HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT FUCKIGN ROOM WITH THAT FUCKING DOCTOR I SWEAR TO GOD ILL POP HIS ROOD LITTLE HEAD RIGHT OFF HIS CRACKA ASS SHOULDERS MOTHERFUCKIN MOTHER OF FUCK.
So yeah the drought is over.

Comment by Gaexion — November 28, 2007 @ 2:17 am

ROFL
@Gaexion
You just got pwned in Assassins Creed didn’t you…

ROLFMAO

Comment by Phyreblade — November 28, 2007 @ 3:45 am

Just beat it, OMG aside from a few forgiveable flaws(combat) this is one of the best stories Ive exprienced in a logn time. Probably since Shadow of the collosus.

And wow the ending, want Assassin’s Creed 2 more than I want Sex…
No..wait
Yes.
No wait it’s no deffinately no..
well maybe soem sex,yes,no,well okay id give up a little sex to have assassin’s creed 2 right fucking now.

Comment by Gaexion — November 30, 2007 @ 2:07 am

Egad! That young woman is displaying not only her ankles, but her lusty young bosom as well! It’s enough to enflame the baser passions of any gentlemen. She’s doubtlessly naught but a thrupenny whore. Nevertheless, I shall repair to my bunk posthaste.

Sincerely,
Victorian Gentleman

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — November 27, 2007 @ 5:50 pm

Sure thing old-timer, you go do your bunk repairin’…

But I ain’t got no qualms ’bout hangin’ a woman fancyin’ skulls over live men…

Comment by phyreblade — November 27, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

A lass, poor Yorick.

Comment by golfwidow — November 30, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

“Howie Feltersnatch”

hahahahahahahahahaa

Comment by natedog — February 19, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINES FTW!!!

Comment by Cargen — November 27, 2007 @ 6:48 pm

Suddenly, Nun fetish isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Comment by Mack — November 27, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

“Sisters, let’s spread the Lord’s love!”

Comment by Hepathos — November 27, 2007 @ 7:11 pm

“And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

Indeed…

Comment by phyreblade — November 27, 2007 @ 10:52 pm

Nuns with guns…

Comment by Q-delta — November 28, 2007 @ 7:30 am

Ummm…

Comment by phyreblade — November 14, 2007 @ 9:38 pm

SWEET JESUS! Who turned over the rock these things were hiding under!

Comment by ack — November 15, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

Ah, the sweet sounds of inbreeding.

Comment by Hepathos — November 15, 2007 @ 8:27 pm

Aww, Go easy on ‘em, two of ‘em are blind. I dare you to try and look good when you can’t see yourself in a mirror…

Comment by phyreblade — November 15, 2007 @ 8:42 pm

Show me one not good looking vampire. Besides Pearl.

Comment by Hepathos — November 16, 2007 @ 5:01 am

phyreblade, I am a guy.

I only use a mirror to keep myself from shaving off my nose.

My eyes don’t even open in the morning until after a shower and a cup of Joe.

…fuck, I hope that I am not starting to look like the one in back…

Comment by ack — November 16, 2007 @ 8:14 am

–make that open my eyes in the morning–

BTW… I found a mirror. I look more like the one in front, but with a shaved head.

Truly I am a thing of beauty.

Comment by ack — November 16, 2007 @ 8:17 am

@Hep
OK, got me there.

@ack

LOL Hmmm. Good point. I’m also a guy. And I rarely look at a mirror period.

OK. Let me rephrase:
I dare you to look good with your eyes all jacked up like that…

Comment by phyreblade — November 16, 2007 @ 5:02 pm