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Frozen Britain

Posted in Images on December 8th, 2010 by Svartmetall | Report This Post | Add to favorites

It’s a bit on the nippy side over here at the moment…

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   nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
   December 8, 2010 at 9:19 pm

   

   You shouldn’t of invaded us in 1812 and you wouldn’t be frozen mother fucker.
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     dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0
     December 8, 2010 at 11:01 pm

     Pretty sure you mean the battle of Hastings, and we totally beat their asses with the help of the Soviets.
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       nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
       December 8, 2010 at 11:04 pm

       

       What do you mean “we”?
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         dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0
         December 8, 2010 at 11:08 pm

         Fuckin’ Merica!

         USA! USA! USA!
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           nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
           December 9, 2010 at 12:03 am

           

           WE DID IT BABY!!!!!
           WE DID IT……
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   chenoan (UID# 14265) 0  0
   December 8, 2010 at 10:53 pm

   Dude, we just hit 40degrees a few weeks back. I’d be happy to swap.
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   December 8, 2010 at 11:39 pm

   

   The strange thing is… I want to go there.
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   ftc08 (UID# 18334) 0  0
   December 9, 2010 at 12:18 am

   

   Hey guys, it’s 5 degrees Fahrenheit in Minnesota right now, with a foot and a half of snow on the ground.

   All ya’ll pussies.
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     grandadmiralthrawn (UID# 745) 0  0
     December 9, 2010 at 12:22 am

     as ftc08 said: man up.
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     puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
     December 9, 2010 at 12:38 am

     

     I am sitting here comfortably in 56 * F in California. Enjoy your cold ass snow.
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   jediadept (UID# 3758) 0  0
   December 9, 2010 at 1:24 am

   Blame it on the dwindling Gulf Stream
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   December 9, 2010 at 1:32 am

   SUNNY AS FUCK IN CANADA YOU FUCKING FUCKS
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   korinthian (UID# 3174) 0  0
   December 9, 2010 at 3:27 am

   This is what you get for spilling oil in the gulf stream.
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     grandadmiralthrawn (UID# 745) 0  0
     December 9, 2010 at 7:25 pm

     LOL
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   outlanderssc (UID# 17653) 0  0
   December 9, 2010 at 11:36 am

   

   You’re living on a tiny island in the North Atlantic! It’s gonna get cold every once in a while – Man up or move to Spain!
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   billcar50 (UID# 3453) 0  0
   December 9, 2010 at 1:00 pm

   

   I’m loving this cold weather. Bring it on I say!
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    nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
    December 10, 2010 at 1:12 am

    

    I so fucking hate the cold.

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Douchemobile

Posted in Images on September 11th, 2010 by Svartmetall | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, Visual Tricks

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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   September 9, 2010 at 7:49 am

   

   I see no flaws in this logic.
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   September 11, 2010 at 8:08 pm

   

   hahahahahhaahahhaha
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   cashmods (UID# 17107) 0  0
   September 11, 2010 at 8:42 pm

   

   I don’t look like the terminator, but appreciate pictures of any fans of the king!
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     pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0  0
     September 11, 2010 at 9:30 pm

     

     Haters gonna hate.
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   dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0
   September 11, 2010 at 9:15 pm

   So he’ll end up a clown like John Wayne Gacy? Seems about right since he can’t maintain any meaningful relationships.
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   mld (UID# 3619) 0  0
   September 11, 2010 at 9:53 pm

   you sir are chock fulla win
   all my internets are yours
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   bean (UID# 254) 0  0
   September 11, 2010 at 10:35 pm

   This is great.
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   tbagonsight (UID# 17329) 0  0
   September 11, 2010 at 11:13 pm

   

   well done good sir.
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   frznagn (UID# 560) 0  0
   September 12, 2010 at 3:40 am

   Absolutely awesome!
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   wtf (UID# 2128) 0  0
   September 12, 2010 at 5:44 pm

   You, Mr. Svartmetall, are a true master. Most coolest thing I’ve seen on M[c]S in some time.

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Na’vi sense of smell vindicated

Posted in Images on May 1st, 2010 by Svartmetall | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Her expression just said this to me…

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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
   May 3, 2010 at 10:40 am

   God help me…I lol’ed.

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‘I Made This’ – Dryad Guardian

Posted in Images on March 1st, 2010 by Svartmetall | Report This Post | Add to favorites

A Dryad Guardian that I sculpted. He stands just under three and a half inches tall.

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   evilcritter (UID# 16388) 0  0
   March 1, 2010 at 8:58 pm

   What’s it made from? I’ve never had the knack for sculpting this small. This is really impressive.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   March 1, 2010 at 10:29 pm

   

   this is neat. lots of detail
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   March 1, 2010 at 11:08 pm

   

   It looks to be sculpted from two-part epoxy. Just out of curiosity, why not use sculpy for the body & two-part for the detail? Also, what kind of armature did you use? Brass?

   Anyhow, it’s fantastic. Great job. Are you going to paint it? If so, please post pics when you do.
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   kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 12:12 am

   

   Holy crap. Do you do this for a living?
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   darkdsurion (UID# 8329) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 2:13 am

   Green Stuff?
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   adrian (UID# 1075) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 5:27 am

   Oh the joys of the stuff that is green!
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   svartmetall (UID# 3728) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 8:19 am

   Yes, it’s made out of the two-part epoxy putty that is known as Green Stuff (also sold as Kneadatite, since you have to knead the two parts together to get it into a sculptable state and start its curing process).

   suicydking – I made it all out of GS since that’s what I had on hand (I buy it in bulk since I’m making a 5,000-point Death Guard army with every model a conversion, so I get through tons of that shit ) and it seems to do what I want it to. I make my own armatures out of galvanised steel wire – it’s rigid enough to hold a solid pose but just flexible enough to allow for adjustments to the position of limbs etc should they be needed.

   Jesus Christ – not *yet*, but I’m working on it; this model is actually something I made to be part of my portfolio of sculpted thingies to show to prospective employers…
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   dr0 (UID# 9967) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 10:43 am

   OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO GUMBY

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Frozen Britain

Posted in Images on January 15th, 2010 by Svartmetall | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I knew it had been bloody cold here lately, but I hadn’t realised just how cold till I saw this picture. And it’s still snowing and getting colder…

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   nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
   January 8, 2010 at 10:04 pm

   

   www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/01/14/britain-under-snow/
   EPIC FUCKING REPOST.
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     January 9, 2010 at 12:02 am

     

     By 2 hours lol.
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   January 9, 2010 at 1:39 am

   

   I’d still visit our friends across the pond, even if it is freezing ass cold. Plus I hear there is surf. Ireland has better surf though.
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     colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
     January 11, 2010 at 8:15 pm

     

     Bundoran, just down the road from me, is supposedly one of the best places to surf in Europe. And I’ve never surfed. Go figure
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       puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
       January 15, 2010 at 12:50 am

       

       Never heard of Bundoran. I have heard of Newquay, Cornwall though.
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   sir-rat-2 (UID# 16609) 0  0
   January 11, 2010 at 2:38 am

   

   The best part about this repost is that the only post between this one and the first posting is this www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/01/14/only-you-can-prevent-reposts/
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     driver01z (UID# 4754) 0  0
     January 15, 2010 at 3:52 pm

     

     oh dear god that is awesome
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   cpnichol (UID# 1076) 0  0
   January 15, 2010 at 6:05 am

   This picture is so good it needs another repost. And I’m not just saying that because I’ve also submitted this picture.
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   venemox (UID# 9744) 0  0
   January 15, 2010 at 9:08 am

   Global warming FTW!
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     dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0
     January 15, 2010 at 6:34 pm

     I know, hoax, right? I mean who would think the northern hemisphere would get cold when it tips away from the fucking sun?!

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More Album Covers Of Doom

Posted in Images on April 1st, 2009 by Svartmetall | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, Music, wtf

The mind boggles…

Boggle it more at www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs

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   shipoopie (UID# 4838) 0  0
   April 1, 2009 at 6:35 pm

   Let me touch him??? WTF- and the Coopers? No wonder Men beat their wifes..
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   April 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   

   I’m surprised she didn’t force him into the same sweater gag.

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Guitar Collection

Posted in Images on June 2nd, 2008 by Svartmetall | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Toys

This was as it stood last September; I’ve now added a Telecaster and a 10-string classical to this little lot

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   tormato (UID# 1622) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 10:20 am

   NICE. Are those Warr Guitars standing on the left?
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   svartmetall (UID# 3728) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 2:25 pm

   Nope, they’re a matched pair of seven-string headless basses – one fretted, one fretless. Made by Haydn Williams, an uber luthier in Cumbria, England: www.williamsguitars.fsnet.co.uk/home.html ….the two seven-string guitars on the grouond in the centre of the shot are by him, too.
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   youoxymoron (UID# 1253) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 7:18 pm

   niiiice…get a gibson es335, and then i’ll really envy you
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm

   

   SWEET collection. I, also, want one of everything…. in every color.
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   trayshadix (UID# 3416) 0  0
   June 3, 2008 at 3:01 am

   Why on the cement?! Why, why, why on the cement?!
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   svartmetall (UID# 3728) 0  0
   June 3, 2008 at 10:01 am

   You can’t see it in the pic, but there’s a copy of ‘Guitar Player’ under each of them. I might voluntarily listen to Merzbow, but even I’m not dumb enough to lay an expensive custom guitar directly onto concrete…

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