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There Will Be Blood

Posted in Images on December 1st, 2008 by sutenvulf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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I drink your milkshake!

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   redandjonny (UID# 5479) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 2:04 pm

   One of my top 10 films of all time.
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   sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 2:38 pm

   “I’VE ABANDONED MY BOY!”
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 6:46 pm

   

   I DRINK IT ALL UP!

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Mars Attacks

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sheer awesome!

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   proctojew (UID# 2089) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm

   This movie was so stupid, but fucking hilarious at the same time. The martains heads exploding at the end because of that old country music was classic.
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 8:44 pm

   

   @Proctojew: Yeah I think there was a lesson in there somewhere…
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 9:23 pm

   it scared the four year old shit outta me.
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   blaggun (UID# 4236) 0  0
   November 28, 2009 at 11:39 pm

   The Curse of the Great Cast movies continues: Crap movie, great cast.
   Another one: ¡Three Amigos! (1986).

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Sleeping Beauty

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Maleficent = Hottest Villain Ever

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   dyna-mole (UID# 3992) 0  0
   December 2, 2008 at 3:05 am

   I concur, she is bone-nificient
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   prometheusunbound (UID# 1246) 0  0
   December 3, 2008 at 1:44 am

   I would nom here (as long as she wasn’t in dragon form). Also, one of the baddest Disney villains. She wasn’t fucking around.

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Transformers

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More than meets the eye.

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   bowtome (UID# 1755) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 5:27 pm

   Ahhh, my childhood.
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   dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 7:09 pm

   Gotta love the metal update on the song.
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   sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 11:21 pm

   @Dreth: A metal update of a Wierd Al Yankovic song? hoboy.
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   December 2, 2008 at 12:58 am

   

   @SumoSnipe:

   1. “The Touch” (Performed by Stan Bush) (Produced by Richie Wise)
   2. “Instruments of Destruction” (Performed by N.R.G.) (Produced by Ernie Burns)
   3. “The Death of Optimus Prime” (Performed by Vince DiCola) (Produced by Vince DiCola and Ed Fruge)
   4. “Dare” (Performed by Stan Bush)
   5. “Nothin’s Gonna Stand in Our Way” (Performed by Spectre General)[1]
   6. “The Transformers (Theme)” (Performed by Lion) (Produced by Richie Wise)
   7. “Escape” (Performed by Vince DiCola) (Produced by Vince DiCola and Ed Fruge)
   8. “Hunger” (Performed By Spectre General)[1]
   9. “Autobot/Decepticon Battle” (Performed by Vince DiCola) (Produced by Vince DiCola and Ed Fruge)
   10. “Dare To Be Stupid” (Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic)

   Yup, Weird Al is only in one of those songs. Probably not the one with the metal update, either.
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   dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
   December 2, 2008 at 7:12 am

   I was refering to Lion’s Transformers Theme. #6 on that list.
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   sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 0  0
   December 2, 2008 at 9:15 pm

   @RSIxidor: Ok, so what is the accepted symbol denoting sarcasm hand is raised?

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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“As your attorney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top…and bring the cocaine.”

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   pants (UID# 2794) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 7:54 pm

   

   I have a poster for this on my ceiling, and the way it’s hung, his neck looks even weirder
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 11:51 pm

   

   Did you see what GOD just did to us, man?
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   prometheusunbound (UID# 1246) 0  0
   December 3, 2008 at 1:44 am

   We can’t stop here – this is bat country! Only part of the movie I liked. The rest was just boring, and I love Depp.
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   doombuddy (UID# 2461) 0  0
   December 4, 2008 at 3:55 pm

   absolutely loved this movie…. I can’t quite say why, though

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In Bruges

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“YOU LEAVE MY CUNT FUCKING KIDS OUTTA THIS!”

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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 4:06 pm

   “You’re an inanimate fucking object!”

   “You two are weird. Would you like some cocaine?”

   “Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf.”
   “What the fuck are you doing, Ray?”
   “What the fuck are ‘you’ doing?”
   Ken hides the pistol
   “Nothing.”
   “Oh, my God… you were gonna kill me.”
   “No, I was- You were gonna kill yourself!”
   “Well… I’m allowed.”
   “No, you’re not!”
   “What? I’m not allowed, and you are? How’s that fair?”

   “It’s a fairytale town, isn’t it? How’s a fairytale town not somebody’s fucking thing?”

   “You can’t sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!”

   “Well, I’m not going anywhere. This is my hotel. So you can fuck off!”

   “Why don’t you both put your guns down, and go home?” “Don’t be stupid. This is a shootout.”

   “I also have some dim-dims. You use this word, dim-dims? The bullets that make the head explode?”
   “Dum-dums. Yeah.”
   “Would you like some of these dim-dims?”
   “I know I shouldn’t… but I will.”

   “One gay beer please.”

   “You’ve got to stick to your principles.”

   And that is why this is my favourite movie ever
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 4:07 pm

   The third one is just “Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf.”

   I forgot to hit enter one time, don’t judge me.
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   bowtome (UID# 1755) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm

   @LukeV1-5: You forgot the best one:
   Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
   Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite… a dwarf.
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   asinine (UID# 2430) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 5:53 pm

   Really good movie, especially for Farrell. Why the low rating?
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   dyna-mole (UID# 3992) 0  0
   May 2, 2009 at 1:45 am

   GREAT MOVIE

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Predator

Posted in Images on December 1st, 2008 by sutenvulf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

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   serioussidious69 (UID# 5468) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 7:55 pm

   GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!

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Team America

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“AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!”

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   kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 3:06 pm

   

   COMIN’ AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN’ DAY, YEAH!
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   germankommissar (UID# 5465) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm

   simple case of how reality can be made funny if you use puppets to portray it
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   prometheusunbound (UID# 1246) 0  0
   December 3, 2008 at 1:47 am

   …America…fuck…
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   prometheusunbound (UID# 1246) 0  0
   December 3, 2008 at 1:50 am

   oops. I was supposed to end that with [/America Fuck Yeah! (Bummer remix)] Too fucking hilarious for words. I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger role. Priceless.

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The Matrix

Posted in Images on December 1st, 2008 by sutenvulf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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See how far the rabbit hole goes.

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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 8:40 pm

   

   The Awesome will never end…
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   avias (UID# 2053) 0  0
   December 2, 2008 at 6:23 am

   See this is how I see how the Wachowski brothers came up with this movie..
   Enter the matrix = when your high on weed, you can do a lot of shit (fly around, dodge or even stop bullets)

   Reality outside the matrix = life is shit w/out being high

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The Messenger

Posted in Images on December 1st, 2008 by sutenvulf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Awesome realistic, brutal medieval war/drama film.

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 12:27 pm

   

   It’s on my list. My list is getting huge.
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   vygramul (UID# 897) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 12:37 pm

   It was a good movie. I especially liked the interactions with Dustin Hoffman. Although Luc Besson is misleading at the end. Joan of Arc’s trial was reversed by the church 24 years later. (You won’t find me defending the church often.)
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   greytone (UID# 1667) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 12:44 pm

   All I remember is “You’ve been shot!” “…so I have.” …or something like that.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 1:58 pm

   

   goddamn milla was hot in this movie.
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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 7:27 pm

   

   As if there’s any way that Mila couldn’t be hot.
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   December 1, 2008 at 8:36 pm

   

   @dieAntagonista: LOL

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Rammstein Firebat!

Posted in Images on July 28th, 2008 by sutenvulf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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“Did I invite you to my BBQ?!?”

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   st_judas (UID# 818) 0  0
   July 28, 2008 at 9:07 am

   I used to be ambivalent about Rammstein until I saw them live at X-Fest. They put on a hell of a show.
   You have to give a guy some points for coming out onto stage while ON FIRE. He also had 3 pedals on stage. 1) shot fire up in the air 2) shot fire out over the crowd 3) shot water out at the crowd. He would use the pedals to alternately scare and sooth the audience. The mosh pit during this madness was dangerously violent; I saw two people get taken out on stretchers. All that was BEFORE Fred Durst came out and incited the crowd to basically riot (for which he later got arrested.)
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   July 28, 2008 at 9:37 am

   

   KILL IT WITH FIRE
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   July 28, 2008 at 12:38 pm

   

   If I’d seen Fred Durst come out, I’d want to riot, too. Or at least ralf.
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   outofocus (UID# 3862) 0  0
   July 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm

   Rammstein is in the top 5 ugliest bands ever.

   I saw a video of one of their shows when they first came to the US and were touring… the singer pulls out a strap on and he walks over to the keyboardist, opens up his pants and starts slapping him on the ass with his fake dick. It was so freakin’ hilarious… the crowd was just standing there staring.
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   July 28, 2008 at 5:46 pm

   

   LOL I had a friend that was really into Rammstien… But they have issues…

   I think I saw one video where the guy has this strapon, Well this thing must have been plumbed, cause getting to the end of the set he just starts just pissin’ all over the audience with it…

   That little stunt kinda blind sided me…

   Not a big fan of their music, but there a few I can listen to. Their music vids, on the other hand… Very cool…
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   camaris (UID# 3541) 0  0
   July 28, 2008 at 6:40 pm

   Awesome DVD! I like the flamethrower masks they have during “Feuer frei!”. LMAO at the dildo thing.
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   July 29, 2008 at 5:02 am

   

   The dildo thing was at the family values tour 98 I think. If you skip about half way through this video you’ll see what they’re on about.
   youtube.com/watch?v=bW03c4Vmr0k

   In case you’re wondering why he does it, the song is about male rape (Buck dich = bend down)
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     casemods (UID# 667) 0  0
     May 26, 2009 at 4:59 am

     

     2:45.

     Wow..
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   redxblack (UID# 964) 0  0
   July 29, 2008 at 9:17 am

   my brother toured with them for a couple months. he said they’re totally quiet nerds off stage.
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   July 29, 2008 at 6:32 pm

   

   Great White – act two….

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Warhammer 40k Bolter

Posted in Images on June 11th, 2008 by sutenvulf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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998 model bolter. Godwyn pattern with ammo counter, sinister/dexter locking mechanism and sickle magazine containing 30 rounds of .75 calibre bolts with diamantine tips, depleted deuterium core and mass reactive detonators.

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   neflhim (UID# 3236) 0  0
   June 12, 2008 at 9:08 am

   Very cool
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   justsomeguy (UID# 2403) 1  0
   June 12, 2008 at 9:23 am

   depleted deuterium?

   i’m sorry, but that’s what people call ‘hydrogen’. i know this as from a game, but that’s just beyond retarded.
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   stolid (UID# 1669) 0  0
   June 12, 2008 at 12:30 pm

   Yeah, Deuterium and Tritium fuse to make helium and lots of energy.. Hence the hydrogen in Hydrogen bomb…

   OK 40K fans.. is it supposed to be Deuterium or Uranium… Also, Deuterium is not radioactive, so how could it be depleted? Uranium on the other hand…
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   chaingunner (UID# 292) 0  0
   June 12, 2008 at 1:28 pm

   I am going to assume, based on magazine width, that the mag is single-stack. At .75 caliber (for the uninitiated, caliber = diameter of the round as measured in 100ths of an inch), that magazine has to be almost two feet long. Good job, Games Workshop >.>
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   gorillamunch (UID# 3699) 0  0
   June 12, 2008 at 1:45 pm

   It’s all about the black hole technology in the magazine. THAT’S why it’s so small.
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   peach (UID# 1036) 1  0
   June 14, 2008 at 11:29 am

   Looks like its a gun made of chocolate.
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   sutenvulf (UID# 2629) 0  0
   June 17, 2008 at 4:03 pm

   I know its something to do with the deuterium core to act in replacement to gun powder…speeding the shell at hyper velocities.

   The mass reactive shells act as mini grenades after impacting higher density objects (walls, armor, flesh).

   And its double stack magazine…bolters are much bigger than you think and designed to be fired by Genetically engineered super soldiers (aka. The Adeptus Astartes-”Space Marines”).

   This is also a completely fictional but overly cool weapon.

   If it was real I think it would be closer to something like this…
   The AA-12 with Armor Piercing Explosive Tips
   

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Attention to Detail

Posted in Images on March 29th, 2008 by sutenvulf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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That’s not a Falcon!

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   mex_hustler (UID# 2165) 0  0
   March 29, 2008 at 9:04 pm

   Those Are Bewbies!!!
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   stolid (UID# 1669) 0  0
   March 29, 2008 at 9:09 pm

   HIT THE CUT!!! THEY GET BIGGER!!!
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   juiceyfruit (UID# 1624) 0  0
   March 29, 2008 at 10:38 pm

   

   oh hay check out the tits on that mech
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   hepathos (UID# 719) 0  0
   March 30, 2008 at 12:38 am

   Oh wow how awesome diorama they made for the match! It has greek collums and everything.
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   snow (UID# 1832) 0  0
   March 30, 2008 at 12:57 am

   omg that tabletop is sooo hawt. nothing like a well painted eldar army and matching architecture to push my eruption button.
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   March 30, 2008 at 1:18 am

   

   That paintjob is awesome too…
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   typhoid_garry (UID# 62) 0  0
   March 30, 2008 at 5:01 am

   Rangers, old metal Wraithlord armed with a bright lance, Howling Banshees with ForgeWorld Wave Serpent transport, what appers to be a warlock or Farseer’s spear sticking up from the bottom of the screen, and possibly a Guardian’s Shuriken Catapult in the bottom left hand corner.

   Anyone want a point cost?
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   March 30, 2008 at 10:31 am

   

   My buddy just paid me to assemble 3000 points worth of Eldar for him. I would have had more fun if they included boobies.

   That is indeed a Wave Serpent, not a falcon. Nice paint job though.

   How the hell do you get the Howling Banshee’s arms to stay on? Stupid tiny metal models.
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   gor (UID# 2620) 0  0
   March 30, 2008 at 2:15 pm

   Use a little “green stuff” and super glue.
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    typhoid_garry (UID# 62) 0  0
    March 30, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    I drill the arms and the sockets, then pin them together with metal wire and glue.
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    reptilecobra13 (UID# 1299) 0  0
    March 31, 2008 at 3:11 am

    Wait…there are boobs in the picture?
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    hepathos (UID# 719) 0  0
    March 31, 2008 at 3:27 am

    @suicydking:
    “I would have had more fun if they included boobies.”

    I saw once a Tau figure with cute boobies… it was a girl Tau, you know.
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    garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0  0
    March 31, 2008 at 10:09 am

    I’m willing to bet that regardless of her boobies, she had a face like a hat full of smashed assholes.
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    phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
    March 31, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Ever the eternal optimist aren’t we…?

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