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Gelato
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Wondrous dairy art!
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Siege of Vraks
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that rust marine looks so awesome. what gen is that suit ?
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Unknown. The Death Guard have a mixed legionary of veterans from the Heresy all the way up to “modern” 40k. Most of them look to this nature but this is Forge World’s rendition of the older, 2-3rd Edition Plague Marine Models.
Check Forgeworld.com or google 3rd Ed. Plague Marine for more of similar models.
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that rust marine looks so awesome. what gen is that suit ?
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Unknown. The Death Guard have a mixed legionary of veterans from the Heresy all the way up to “modern” 40k. Most of them look to this nature but this is Forge World’s rendition of the older, 2-3rd Edition Plague Marine Models.
Check Forgeworld.com or google 3rd Ed. Plague Marine for more of similar models.
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Imperial Armor
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Scatter dice? I’m shooting pies.
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Warhammer 8th Ed.
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Rollin’ dice and flippin’ tables!
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I’m working on “Peacehammer”, the game of fantasy everyday life.
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Why does the hammer have rocket boosters?
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It’s a Warhammer warhammer. This franchise has much wackier stuff in stock.
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I’m working on “Peacehammer”, the game of fantasy everyday life.
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Why does the hammer have rocket boosters?
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It’s a Warhammer warhammer. This franchise has much wackier stuff in stock.
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Mad Men
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Just started watching. Damn good television.
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Damn good womenfolk.
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you watch it for christina hendricks don’t you
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i would.
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Is there something interesting besides Christina Hendricks’ chest?
I could check teh google but i’m feeling lazy.
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Damn good womenfolk.
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you watch it for christina hendricks don’t you
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i would.
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Is there something interesting besides Christina Hendricks’ chest?
I could check teh google but i’m feeling lazy.
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Commissar Surprise
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Ooh-rah Commissar!
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FW Heirophant
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Tyranid Bio-Titan…basically sex on a stick
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i was looking for a picture of a naked impaled woman to post as sex on a tick but i didnt find it.
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forgeworld makes some amazing and expensive resin models for the 40K universe.. I can live without the WWI trench warfare chic though..
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I have no idea what it’s supposed to be, but I’m pretty certain that it’s fucking awesome.
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Is this from Starcraft? (I kid, I kid)
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i was looking for a picture of a naked impaled woman to post as sex on a tick but i didnt find it.
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forgeworld makes some amazing and expensive resin models for the 40K universe.. I can live without the WWI trench warfare chic though..
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I have no idea what it’s supposed to be, but I’m pretty certain that it’s fucking awesome.
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Is this from Starcraft? (I kid, I kid)
Space Hulk
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Space Hulk 1991
Space Hulk 2009
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I’ve played this, and this is what I say about this:
This Is Awesome.
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I feel awful that I haven’t played this. I wanted to pick up the new one but my wallet was not in favor of it.
I also want to give Tiki more money, but the wallet is also the naysayer there.
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Check out Alien Assault, a free game based on Space Hulk.
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shit yeah its a lot of fun and makes great additions to campaigns or just by itself
easy to learn and countless hours of gameplay!
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What the shitfuck is this 2009 shit!
I fucking want that!
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Last I checked it was sold out online. I would suggest checking your local hobby shops.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Hulk_(video_game)
I still play it on the PSP.
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Yes he does, but that’s totally unrelated.
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I’ve played this, and this is what I say about this:
This Is Awesome.
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I feel awful that I haven’t played this. I wanted to pick up the new one but my wallet was not in favor of it.
I also want to give Tiki more money, but the wallet is also the naysayer there.
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Check out Alien Assault, a free game based on Space Hulk.
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shit yeah its a lot of fun and makes great additions to campaigns or just by itself
easy to learn and countless hours of gameplay!
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What the shitfuck is this 2009 shit!
I fucking want that!
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Last I checked it was sold out online. I would suggest checking your local hobby shops.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Hulk_(video_game)
I still play it on the PSP.
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Yes he does, but that’s totally unrelated.
Horus vs The Emperor
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Watch out for that trap card…
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oh hey, this is before the serious shit happened.
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i read the 40k novel ‘False Gods’
it gave a damned good insight into how and why Horus turned against the Emperor
before i read it, i always wondered which side was in fact right, but now that i have read it, i know im with chaos
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…because they’re wrong?
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oh hey, this is before the serious shit happened.
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i read the 40k novel ‘False Gods’
it gave a damned good insight into how and why Horus turned against the Emperor
before i read it, i always wondered which side was in fact right, but now that i have read it, i know im with chaos-
…because they’re wrong?
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Castle Crashers
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Pretty fun side scroller…reminds me of classic TMNT games 
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this was a fun game when it worked. Last I checked though it still didn’t work.
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What do you mean? I dl’d it this past weekend and it works fine thus far.
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I think he’s referring to the multiplayer glitch that loses all your weapons and pets. Happened to me plenty of times.
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I’m referring to the glitch that would drop the multiplayer connections, but only on a random basis. They were all like “oh we’ll fix that” and 2 months later I just gave up on it.
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That sucks, I was about to start playing this.
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Worked fine for us playing locally.
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Haven’t ever played this… Maybe I ought to give it a shot…
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I see… It’s for the xbox… I suppose i won’t be playing it then…
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this was a fun game when it worked. Last I checked though it still didn’t work.
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What do you mean? I dl’d it this past weekend and it works fine thus far.
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I think he’s referring to the multiplayer glitch that loses all your weapons and pets. Happened to me plenty of times.
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I’m referring to the glitch that would drop the multiplayer connections, but only on a random basis. They were all like “oh we’ll fix that” and 2 months later I just gave up on it.
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That sucks, I was about to start playing this.
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Worked fine for us playing locally.
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Haven’t ever played this… Maybe I ought to give it a shot…
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I see… It’s for the xbox… I suppose i won’t be playing it then…
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BRITAIN BRITAIN BRITAIN!
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Uh got to go toilet.
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this is pretty awesome
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ya ah know
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Wot a kerfuffle…
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hah i cant believe i missed this post.
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this is pretty awesome
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ya ah know
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Wot a kerfuffle…
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hah i cant believe i missed this post.
BBQ
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GO MEAT!
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how the hell do you bbq a whole chicken?
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Slowly.
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and with low heat
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yeah but that looks like one of those small circular charcoal briquette BBQs, so how are you meant to put it on a low heat?
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those grills have a vent on the bottom that adjusts to limit airflow. That’s how you control combustion temperature. Though that’s probably a gas grill and what your seeing is the lava rocks/fire bricks or whatever that particular grill used to stabilize and evenly distribute the heat..
and damnit. Now i’m hungry. Luckily it’s lunchtime.
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rather indirect heat (hat trick response!)
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You should try beer can chicken.
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Only the whole chicken and the ribs appear to be BBQ… the rest is grilled.
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I’ve always used both terms interchangeably.
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BBQ means to grill with BBQ sauce…just shut up and eat your meat! YOU DON’T GET ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MEAT!
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Are you sure?
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That’s either a turkey or a VERY small grill
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Prolly a poulet or roaster.
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son of a bitch, i just had breakfast and all that is making me hungry all over
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I cant believe this porn isn’t in the NSFW category. I would tear that T-Bone up! Then have some ribs for desert.
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how the hell do you bbq a whole chicken?
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Slowly.
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and with low heat
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yeah but that looks like one of those small circular charcoal briquette BBQs, so how are you meant to put it on a low heat?
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those grills have a vent on the bottom that adjusts to limit airflow. That’s how you control combustion temperature. Though that’s probably a gas grill and what your seeing is the lava rocks/fire bricks or whatever that particular grill used to stabilize and evenly distribute the heat..
and damnit. Now i’m hungry. Luckily it’s lunchtime.
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rather indirect heat (hat trick response!)
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You should try beer can chicken.
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Only the whole chicken and the ribs appear to be BBQ… the rest is grilled.
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I’ve always used both terms interchangeably.
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BBQ means to grill with BBQ sauce…just shut up and eat your meat! YOU DON’T GET ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MEAT!
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Are you sure?
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That’s either a turkey or a VERY small grill
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Prolly a poulet or roaster.
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son of a bitch, i just had breakfast and all that is making me hungry all over
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I cant believe this porn isn’t in the NSFW category. I would tear that T-Bone up! Then have some ribs for desert.
Legion of the Damned
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LotD Space Marine
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Happy cinco de mayo mexico! (sending space marines)
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Looks dressed more for Dia de los Muertes
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He’s posing like Pedobear.
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What the…? They don’t remove their helmets!
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@Vrik:
It fell off.
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anyone remember Mighty Max? the cartoon..this resembles a villian.. I miss that cartoon.
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@Moe:
Polly Pocket for boys!
Yeah, I remember Skullmaster.
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@RSIxidor: LOL- fuck ya! i totally remember those toys.. but sadly didnt hav any.. i was into Micro-machines and lego..
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@Moe: i had all three bitches. Had the mighty max mountain. Was like the skeleton’s lair. fucking rocked
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Did anyone else pick up the limited edition Sergeant Centurius figure at Apocolypse 100?
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Legion_of_the_Damned#Special_Characters
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@GorillaMunch:
All three? There were far more than three.
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There is definitely something wrong with this picture. Not chainswordy enough, more like a chaindagger…although the powerfist/stormbolter (Stormfist?) combo is a nice touch.
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Happy cinco de mayo mexico! (sending space marines)
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Looks dressed more for Dia de los Muertes
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He’s posing like Pedobear.
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What the…? They don’t remove their helmets!
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anyone remember Mighty Max? the cartoon..this resembles a villian.. I miss that cartoon.
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@Moe:
Polly Pocket for boys!Yeah, I remember Skullmaster.
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@RSIxidor: LOL- fuck ya! i totally remember those toys.. but sadly didnt hav any.. i was into Micro-machines and lego..
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@Moe: i had all three bitches. Had the mighty max mountain. Was like the skeleton’s lair. fucking rocked
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Did anyone else pick up the limited edition Sergeant Centurius figure at Apocolypse 100?
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There is definitely something wrong with this picture. Not chainswordy enough, more like a chaindagger…although the powerfist/stormbolter (Stormfist?) combo is a nice touch.
Crawfish Boil!
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Its that time of year again! Le sei le bon ton rouleaux!
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I’ve never had crawfish, actually.
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You know what I’d do? I’d take that deal and crawfish, then drill that ol’ Devil in the ass.
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YUMMY!
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laissez les bons temps rouler!
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The Great Old Ones will be angry when they see what you have done to their children.
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Mm, cockroaches of the bayou….
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Dem’s goooood eetin’s!!
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Any of you folks from Louisiana?
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Thankyou, staplegun, for correcting the French. That’d been bugging me but kept forgetting to post anything!
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@Staplegun: @mrtambourineman2003@yahoo.co.uk: Odd, I remember telling my wife that I understood Staplegun’s but not the op’s statment. I thought it was because I don’t really know much French.
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If anyone needs a translation it means “let the good times roll”. The original “le sei le bon ton rouleaux” means:
Well, there’s no such word as “sei” so…”the good your dynamometer”
A dynamometer or “dyno” for short, is a machine used to measure torque and rotational speed (rpm) from which power produced by an engine, motor or other rotating prime mover can be calculated.
I think we’ll assume the op meant “let the good times roll” rather than giving us all compliment
on our dynamometers.
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le on nom nom.
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@Staplegun@mrtambourineman2003@yahoo.co.uk@riff.freelance: “Laissez le bon temps rouler”.
“good time” equivalent french expression is always “le bon temps” (singular) and not “les bons temps”…
Miam miam.
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@ all you peeps: Sorry for misspelling, I forgot how to spell it correctly and just Google’d it and that’s what it gave me. : /
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@FlyingMantisShrimp:
Yeah I’m from Louisiana. Shreveport actually.
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Glad y’all corrected the spelling. And before anyone trusts a spell checker from Redmond WA, it’s spelled y’all, not ya’ll. It’s a contraction of “you all”; I have no idea what ya’ll is a contraction of, eh?
Was just in Louisiana last week; born & raised but moved north after Katrina destroyed my house and scattered my relatives too (so to speak). Went to Avery Island; fun tour. My sinuses stayed clear the rest of the week.
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Wow! I wish I had some of those mudbugs.
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lovin’ the French phonetics man! Ace
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Not now or by birth, but I went to college at Tulane. That was four years of good eating!
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@FlyingMantisShrimp:
yes, Baton Rouge
@Deluxe:
I put “les” because when said in la it’s usually pronounced “lay”
@Zoidberg:
It’s a contraction of “ya all” -> “ya’ll”
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Is “ya” really a word? “Ya’ll” it seems to me would mean “You (plural) will”.
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@mrtambourineman2003@yahoo.co.uk: “Is “ya†really a word? “Ya’ll†it seems to me would mean “You (plural) willâ€.”
My thoughts:
“Is ‘ya’ really a word?” Depends on where ya are. 
If I wanted to say “you (plural) will” as a (super-)contraction, I would say “ya’ll’ll”
eg: “Ya’ll’ll get in trouble if you hang around the bakery late at night.”
Otherwise I’d just say it as “you’ll”
Mmm unnecessary confusion. I love it.
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Born in Charity Hospital, lived in the Ninth Ward, grew up in the Parish, washed out by Katrina.
Trust me when I say it’s spelled ” y’all “.
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Oh, and is also a typical phrase, just as Staplegun describes it.
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@Staplegun: Ya’ll is you all, making you plural.
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Intersting etymology either way!
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@nyokki: was that ever in dispute? (Well besides my butchering of the English language to give support to my spelling of ya’ll )
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I’ve never had crawfish, actually.
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You know what I’d do? I’d take that deal and crawfish, then drill that ol’ Devil in the ass.
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YUMMY!
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laissez les bons temps rouler!
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The Great Old Ones will be angry when they see what you have done to their children.
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Mm, cockroaches of the bayou….
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Dem’s goooood eetin’s!!
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Any of you folks from Louisiana?
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Thankyou, staplegun, for correcting the French. That’d been bugging me but kept forgetting to post anything!
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@Staplegun: @mrtambourineman2003@yahoo.co.uk: Odd, I remember telling my wife that I understood Staplegun’s but not the op’s statment. I thought it was because I don’t really know much French.
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If anyone needs a translation it means “let the good times roll”. The original “le sei le bon ton rouleaux” means:
Well, there’s no such word as “sei” so…”the good your dynamometer”
A dynamometer or “dyno” for short, is a machine used to measure torque and rotational speed (rpm) from which power produced by an engine, motor or other rotating prime mover can be calculated.
I think we’ll assume the op meant “let the good times roll” rather than giving us all compliment
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le on nom nom.
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@Staplegun@mrtambourineman2003@yahoo.co.uk@riff.freelance: “Laissez le bon temps rouler”.
“good time” equivalent french expression is always “le bon temps” (singular) and not “les bons temps”…Miam miam.
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@ all you peeps: Sorry for misspelling, I forgot how to spell it correctly and just Google’d it and that’s what it gave me. : /
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Glad y’all corrected the spelling. And before anyone trusts a spell checker from Redmond WA, it’s spelled y’all, not ya’ll. It’s a contraction of “you all”; I have no idea what ya’ll is a contraction of, eh?
Was just in Louisiana last week; born & raised but moved north after Katrina destroyed my house and scattered my relatives too (so to speak). Went to Avery Island; fun tour. My sinuses stayed clear the rest of the week.
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Wow! I wish I had some of those mudbugs.
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lovin’ the French phonetics man! Ace
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Not now or by birth, but I went to college at Tulane. That was four years of good eating!
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@FlyingMantisShrimp:
yes, Baton Rouge@Deluxe:
I put “les” because when said in la it’s usually pronounced “lay”@Zoidberg:
It’s a contraction of “ya all” -> “ya’ll” -
Is “ya” really a word? “Ya’ll” it seems to me would mean “You (plural) will”.
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@mrtambourineman2003@yahoo.co.uk: “Is “ya†really a word? “Ya’ll†it seems to me would mean “You (plural) willâ€.”
My thoughts:
“Is ‘ya’ really a word?” Depends on where ya are.
If I wanted to say “you (plural) will” as a (super-)contraction, I would say “ya’ll’ll”
eg: “Ya’ll’ll get in trouble if you hang around the bakery late at night.”
Otherwise I’d just say it as “you’ll”Mmm unnecessary confusion. I love it.
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Born in Charity Hospital, lived in the Ninth Ward, grew up in the Parish, washed out by Katrina.
Trust me when I say it’s spelled ” y’all “.
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Oh, and is also a typical phrase, just as Staplegun describes it.
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@Staplegun: Ya’ll is you all, making you plural.
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Intersting etymology either way!
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@nyokki: was that ever in dispute? (Well besides my butchering of the English language to give support to my spelling of ya’ll
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Chaos Space Marine
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B/c nothing says “HOLY F$#^!” like strapping corpses on your armor.
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Yeah, but that’s a lot of excess weight. Is the excess weight worth the psychological impact?
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The armor itself weighs a ton, not to mention the guy is a freaking daemon. He(it?) probably doesn’t even notice the weight at all.
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Daemon princes care not for the petty laws of mortals, and that includes the laws of physics.
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B/c nothing says “HOLY F$#^!†like strapping corpses on your armor…except strapping victims to a barbed tree and keeping them alive
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The Daemon Prince Dhar’leth, no less, on Antecanis IV.
I’ll get my coat.
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Plus, it is cheap ablative armor packs, easily replenished.
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Yeah, but that’s a lot of excess weight. Is the excess weight worth the psychological impact?
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The armor itself weighs a ton, not to mention the guy is a freaking daemon. He(it?) probably doesn’t even notice the weight at all.
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Daemon princes care not for the petty laws of mortals, and that includes the laws of physics.
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B/c nothing says “HOLY F$#^!†like strapping corpses on your armor…except strapping victims to a barbed tree and keeping them alive
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The Daemon Prince Dhar’leth, no less, on Antecanis IV.
I’ll get my coat.
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Plus, it is cheap ablative armor packs, easily replenished.
Knight of Ni!
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TX Ren Fest!!!
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We want….. a SHRUBBERY!
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Ponty Python. The only successful film the Brits ever made.
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N B 4 Knights WHO SAY Ni….
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We are now the Knights who say Eki-Eki-Eki-Eki-P-TANG ZoomBoing Zenourwringm.
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@Hendu: Much as it pains me to say this
YOU ARE COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG, YOU CUNT
YOU HAVE EITHER NO KNOWLEDGE OF OR TASTE IN MOVIES
Ahem
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@Hendu: To a lesser extent of emotion I tend to agree you’re absolutely wrong, you may not like the following films but they are all honorable mentions to many Americans to mention just a few:
The original Italian job, Alfie, The Full Monty, A clockwork Orange, 28 days later, Shaun of the Dead, I think Snatch was British made too
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We are now the Knights who say: a hip hop, the hippie hippie dibby hip hop hop and you don’t stop
to rock to the bang bang boogie say up ump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
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if she weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood… and therefore… a WITCH!!!
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I figured I’d find comments about the TX ren fair, or ren fairs in general, but to find this has turned into a discussion of how good/bad British movies are???? C’mon people!
BTW, Shaun of the Dead, The Full Montie, 28 Days Later, and A Clockwork Orange were all AWESOME movies!
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@PaganPaul: How about Withnail and I?
Monty Python’s beautiful, of course.
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@DisplacedTexan: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant: More witches.
Another Peasant: Wood.
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@PaganPaul: very well then…
I remember going to the renaissance festival in houston when i was around 6 yrs old and getting a wooden sword and a shield. those were the days…
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@Dublin0: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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An African swallow or a European swallow?
I dont know that!!!!
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@DisplacedTexan: What is your favorite color…. Blue no wait I mean Yell…
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Monty Python and The Holy Grail is the epitome of humor.I spit in your general direction if you think otherwise. NI!
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I started going to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival in 1979. There was a LOT more debauchery, and a LOT less commercialism in those days.
I stopped going in 2000, as it had become standardized and familiar to the point of meh…
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@Dublin0:
the fully monty is one of my favorite comedies of all time!
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Keepers of the Sacred Word. Gawd I love Monty Python.
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@DisplacedTexan: img12.imageshack.us/img12/8819/montypythonfrenchcatvl9.jpg It’s horribly done and I have no idea where it came from.
@jediadept: Ditto. I used to go to the renfaire in Tuxedo NY in the early 80s and I’ve been to a few in Maryland and Virginia, but I’ve stopped also. They’re all the same now and goods are so overpriced it’s ridiculous.
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Monty Python FTW.
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Another great English film in more recent times is Dead Man’s Shoes. Fucking excellent movie.
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We want….. a SHRUBBERY!
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Ponty Python. The only successful film the Brits ever made.
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N B 4 Knights WHO SAY Ni….
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We are now the Knights who say Eki-Eki-Eki-Eki-P-TANG ZoomBoing Zenourwringm.
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@Hendu: Much as it pains me to say this
YOU ARE COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG, YOU CUNT
YOU HAVE EITHER NO KNOWLEDGE OF OR TASTE IN MOVIES
Ahem
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@Hendu: To a lesser extent of emotion I tend to agree you’re absolutely wrong, you may not like the following films but they are all honorable mentions to many Americans to mention just a few:
The original Italian job, Alfie, The Full Monty, A clockwork Orange, 28 days later, Shaun of the Dead, I think Snatch was British made too -
We are now the Knights who say: a hip hop, the hippie hippie dibby hip hop hop and you don’t stop
to rock to the bang bang boogie say up ump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat -
if she weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood… and therefore… a WITCH!!!
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I figured I’d find comments about the TX ren fair, or ren fairs in general, but to find this has turned into a discussion of how good/bad British movies are???? C’mon people!
BTW, Shaun of the Dead, The Full Montie, 28 Days Later, and A Clockwork Orange were all AWESOME movies!
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@PaganPaul: How about Withnail and I?
Monty Python’s beautiful, of course.
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@DisplacedTexan: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant: More witches.
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@PaganPaul: very well then…
I remember going to the renaissance festival in houston when i was around 6 yrs old and getting a wooden sword and a shield. those were the days…
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@Dublin0: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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An African swallow or a European swallow?
I dont know that!!!! -
@DisplacedTexan: What is your favorite color…. Blue no wait I mean Yell…
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Monty Python and The Holy Grail is the epitome of humor.I spit in your general direction if you think otherwise. NI!
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I started going to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival in 1979. There was a LOT more debauchery, and a LOT less commercialism in those days.
I stopped going in 2000, as it had become standardized and familiar to the point of meh… -
@Dublin0:
the fully monty is one of my favorite comedies of all time! -
Keepers of the Sacred Word. Gawd I love Monty Python.
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@DisplacedTexan: img12.imageshack.us/img12/8819/montypythonfrenchcatvl9.jpg It’s horribly done and I have no idea where it came from.
@jediadept: Ditto. I used to go to the renfaire in Tuxedo NY in the early 80s and I’ve been to a few in Maryland and Virginia, but I’ve stopped also. They’re all the same now and goods are so overpriced it’s ridiculous.
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Monty Python FTW.
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Another great English film in more recent times is Dead Man’s Shoes. Fucking excellent movie.
MST3K
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MEN PUTTING SCREW DRIVERS INTO THINGS! …AND ADJUSTING THEM!
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In before Joel was better.
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Some of the Rifftrax stuff is good too.
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I loved that show,
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How awesome would it be if all movies had an MCS download-able track & overlay for even today’s worst of movies, could be a phenomenal marketing tactic for those God awful movies like last years Mummy flick or 88 Minutes, all of bombs Lions Gate and Weinstein Dreamworks have created could then serve a greater purpose than high dollar decorative coasters.
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Many of them do. Go check out www.rifftrax.com
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YUP= JOEL WAS BETTER, ALRIGHT!
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@sickmindedone: S0 my genius plan to bring back the original concept had been trumped by a website I didn’t know about featuring hundred of titles, created by the stars of the original masterpiece
Thank you for being gentle…
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build your own atom storage box….
and it really really works
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@Dublin0 Truly, your sarcasm has reached epic proportions.
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If this guy could just get into cahouts with the production companies he could release select movies (the ones that rate poorly a their screening debuts would be a great start.) Those DVD’s marketability would be much greater, a 10 movie trial contract would be all he needed, we are talking 10MB added to an 8GB disc the whole thing is so feasible it makes me sick… it could be huge.
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@sickmindedone:LOL the sad part is there was absolutely NO sarcasm involved, I was quite in dismay at my obliviousness to the existing MST3K culture
It was also an attempt to save face before I was ripped to shreds by the ghouls, hyenas and jackal-asses of MCS.
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Damn. Meant to refer to sickmindedone.
¶What a calamity¶
I’m just really in the mood for using it right now.
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@LukeV1-5: I think your Paragraphs are too short to be considered ¶ (I think that’s what those are for)
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@LukeV1-5: Dublin0 has a point…. and aren’t paragraphs indented?
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The movie the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever watched.
“Place your hands on the handlebars. They’re magnetized.”
“And if your hands were made of metal, that would have meant something.”
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I loves me some MST3K. Rifftrax is good and there’s also Joel’s re-entry into the genre (using the more obscure movies so they can use the old silhouette style), www.cinematictitanic.com/
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@Dublin0: Are you…broken, or something?
Clonk. Clonk.
that is the sound of me hitting you lightly with a ball mallet.
Yes, it would seem that you are broken.
Clonk.
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Huge fan of this show. I got in rather late(I’m 22 and I’m from Europe) so I started watching it with Mike. I Like Joel equally really but for me MST3K is just with mike and bill also. Trace is utter hilariousness, though he has some epic lines
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Greatest. Show. Ever.
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@kezia347: Heart pounding, veins clogging
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joel was not better. mike was so much more hilarious ad witty.
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@Dublin0:
They’re sarcasm markers. A ¶really¶ useful annotation.
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@Mayyday: Negative… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/¶
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¿ sıɥʇ Çʞıן ƃuıɥʇÇɯos Çsn ÇÊ Çsodoɹd pןnoÊ Ä±
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@Dublin0:
Nah man. ¶ is in fact the symbol for sarcasm.
Luke the creator, said so. And what he says, is.
We have been using it for a while already. It worked fine so far, and it’s easier to use than writing the way you did. (How do you do it?!)
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@Kisama: for some reason my favorite line of all time from that one was ” What was that?…. Oh.” i go all retarded everytime
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@kezia347: My absolute favorite is from The Day The Earth Froze:
“There’s a flaming moose blocking traffic on the I-35W northbound.”
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“EARLY LSD TESTS IN THE AIR FORCE…”
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@Kisama: ROFL you win hahahha
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ARE YOU BOYS COOKING UP THERE?
NO!
ARE YOU MAKING AN INTEROCETER?
YEA-NO!
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In before Joel was better.
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Some of the Rifftrax stuff is good too.
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I loved that show,
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How awesome would it be if all movies had an MCS download-able track & overlay for even today’s worst of movies, could be a phenomenal marketing tactic for those God awful movies like last years Mummy flick or 88 Minutes, all of bombs Lions Gate and Weinstein Dreamworks have created could then serve a greater purpose than high dollar decorative coasters.
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Many of them do. Go check out www.rifftrax.com
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YUP= JOEL WAS BETTER, ALRIGHT!
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@sickmindedone: S0 my genius plan to bring back the original concept had been trumped by a website I didn’t know about featuring hundred of titles, created by the stars of the original masterpiece
Thank you for being gentle… -
build your own atom storage box….
and it really really works
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@Dublin0 Truly, your sarcasm has reached epic proportions.
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If this guy could just get into cahouts with the production companies he could release select movies (the ones that rate poorly a their screening debuts would be a great start.) Those DVD’s marketability would be much greater, a 10 movie trial contract would be all he needed, we are talking 10MB added to an 8GB disc the whole thing is so feasible it makes me sick… it could be huge.
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@sickmindedone:LOL the sad part is there was absolutely NO sarcasm involved, I was quite in dismay at my obliviousness to the existing MST3K culture
It was also an attempt to save face before I was ripped to shreds by the ghouls, hyenas and jackal-asses of MCS. -
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Damn. Meant to refer to sickmindedone.
¶What a calamity¶
I’m just really in the mood for using it right now.
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@LukeV1-5: I think your Paragraphs are too short to be considered ¶ (I think that’s what those are for)
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@LukeV1-5: Dublin0 has a point…. and aren’t paragraphs indented?
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The movie the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever watched.
“Place your hands on the handlebars. They’re magnetized.”
“And if your hands were made of metal, that would have meant something.”
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I loves me some MST3K. Rifftrax is good and there’s also Joel’s re-entry into the genre (using the more obscure movies so they can use the old silhouette style), www.cinematictitanic.com/
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@Dublin0: Are you…broken, or something?
Clonk. Clonk.
that is the sound of me hitting you lightly with a ball mallet.
Yes, it would seem that you are broken.
Clonk.
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Huge fan of this show. I got in rather late(I’m 22 and I’m from Europe) so I started watching it with Mike. I Like Joel equally really but for me MST3K is just with mike and bill also. Trace is utter hilariousness, though he has some epic lines
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Greatest. Show. Ever.
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@kezia347: Heart pounding, veins clogging
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joel was not better. mike was so much more hilarious ad witty.
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@Dublin0:
They’re sarcasm markers. A ¶really¶ useful annotation.
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@Mayyday: Negative… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/¶
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¿ sıɥʇ Çʞıן ƃuıɥʇÇɯos Çsn ÇÊ Çsodoɹd pןnoÊ Ä±
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@Dublin0:
Nah man. ¶ is in fact the symbol for sarcasm.
Luke the creator, said so. And what he says, is.
We have been using it for a while already. It worked fine so far, and it’s easier to use than writing the way you did. (How do you do it?!)
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@Kisama: for some reason my favorite line of all time from that one was ” What was that?…. Oh.” i go all retarded everytime
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@kezia347: My absolute favorite is from The Day The Earth Froze:
“There’s a flaming moose blocking traffic on the I-35W northbound.” -
“EARLY LSD TESTS IN THE AIR FORCE…”
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@Kisama: ROFL you win hahahha
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ARE YOU BOYS COOKING UP THERE?
NO!
ARE YOU MAKING AN INTEROCETER?
YEA-NO!
Bolter Bitches
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Thou shalt not refer to the Sisters of Battle as Bolter Bitches
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Nuns with guns.
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HELLS YAH!!
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Thou shalt, however, be equal parts turned on and terrified.
Nuns with guns, I gotta tell my WH40k nerd friend that one.
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I was going to cosplay an Adeptus Soriatas to go along with my army at a Games Day, but I couldn’t get my hair to be snow white like that. Which in retrospect, was quite stupid, since most of the minis in my army, well all except the Canoness, have red or black hair.
And i threw a silly girly fit in frustration and gave up on the rest of the costume as a result. I didn’t end up going at all tho, since my army wasn’t finished in time anyway. oh well
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i downloaded soulstorm and this ended to be pretty nice so far i conquered one planet
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href=”#comment-182631″>ColombianMonkey:
They’re so fuckin’ weak fighting infantry units without morale, and probably only race without plasma gun, or something for dealing strictly with heavy infantry.
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@pvdlkccfzs: yea but for now i know what you mean. but did you see warhammer 2? when i bought soulstorm on steam -75% of like 4 bucks. i get beta multiplayer. warhammer 2 looks really nice graphics.
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Man, I wish I had found about this “steam” thing before. Looks like I’m gonna take a look soon.
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kinda pricey but i go for the deals.
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Wow she’s got SERIOUS man-hands.
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@HoChunk: Gauntlets.
Not saying those are sexier, but at least there’s probably something more feminine underneath.
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@ieattime20:
Yeah, rosary…
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@ieattime20: Joking.
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Nuns with guns.
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HELLS YAH!!
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Thou shalt, however, be equal parts turned on and terrified.
Nuns with guns, I gotta tell my WH40k nerd friend that one.
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I was going to cosplay an Adeptus Soriatas to go along with my army at a Games Day, but I couldn’t get my hair to be snow white like that. Which in retrospect, was quite stupid, since most of the minis in my army, well all except the Canoness, have red or black hair.
And i threw a silly girly fit in frustration and gave up on the rest of the costume as a result. I didn’t end up going at all tho, since my army wasn’t finished in time anyway. oh well
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i downloaded soulstorm and this ended to be pretty nice so far i conquered one planet
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href=”#comment-182631″>ColombianMonkey:
They’re so fuckin’ weak fighting infantry units without morale, and probably only race without plasma gun, or something for dealing strictly with heavy infantry. -
@pvdlkccfzs: yea but for now i know what you mean. but did you see warhammer 2? when i bought soulstorm on steam -75% of like 4 bucks. i get beta multiplayer. warhammer 2 looks really nice graphics.
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Man, I wish I had found about this “steam” thing before. Looks like I’m gonna take a look soon.
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kinda pricey but i go for the deals.
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Wow she’s got SERIOUS man-hands.
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@HoChunk: Gauntlets.
Not saying those are sexier, but at least there’s probably something more feminine underneath.
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@ieattime20:
Yeah, rosary… -
@ieattime20: Joking.
Khorne
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I killed thousands for him and all he gave me was his damning silence. Now his lapdogs weep for every life I take and my Gods promise me the galaxy…
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I was hoping it would say “comes out in your poop”
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makes sense
when someone screws with your life, end their life
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“When life gives you lemons – Blood For The Blood God.”
Words to live by.
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When someone pushes you, don’t just push back cut them in half with you chainsword.
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your chainsword.
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Khorne would kick Krampus’s ass.
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*cuts off Orchunter’s head and adds the skull to hvymetal86′s collection*
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I was hoping it would say “comes out in your poop”
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makes sense
when someone screws with your life, end their life
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“When life gives you lemons – Blood For The Blood God.”
Words to live by.
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When someone pushes you, don’t just push back cut them in half with you chainsword.
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your chainsword.
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Khorne would kick Krampus’s ass.
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*cuts off Orchunter’s head and adds the skull to hvymetal86′s collection*
DEATH GUARD
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This site needed more 40k love.
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Plauge Marines. Traitor Astartes under the patron god Nurgle.
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Iron Warriors are better
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We all know its about Tzeentch. So shut the fuck up or i put a bolter round in your head.
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The true force in the Galaxy is the Black Templars.
Though I do have to agree with orchunter that Tzeentch is pretty bangin’
1000 Sons will tear some shit up
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@ Neuromancer: +2 nerd points
@ KommissarKvC: Iron Warriors have more guns but they’re too damn selfish and stupid to know where to point them
@ orchunter: Or we could not be a lil bitch with a wand? Khorne ate your face. Now spit on it and slap the vein.
@ Nimbo: True Force = Black Legion. By lore terms about 100 of these Traitor Astartes can take on several chapters at once. Why? B/C They’re black.
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@sutenvulf:
maybe Black legion are actually black guys because they suck so badly at war
They have failed 13 times to beat the imperium, any other army would have either found a weakness in the enemy and won a long time ago, or given up, but nope, black legion just keep coming back for another go
the only good thing Abaddon did was order the creation of the Defilers [crap I love those things]
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@ KommissarKvC:
lol aye indeed…just thought about that. But then again the Imperium have a SHIT ton of bodies to throw in their way…and tanks…and baneblades…and cheap fucking allies rules…stupid inquisitors.
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well, its like Russia in WW1 and WW2 – their way of putting out a fire was to throw bodies onto it until the flames went out
go imperial guard – meat grinder to victory
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Plauge Marines. Traitor Astartes under the patron god Nurgle.
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Iron Warriors are better
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We all know its about Tzeentch. So shut the fuck up or i put a bolter round in your head.
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The true force in the Galaxy is the Black Templars.
Though I do have to agree with orchunter that Tzeentch is pretty bangin’
1000 Sons will tear some shit up -
@ Neuromancer: +2 nerd points
@ KommissarKvC: Iron Warriors have more guns but they’re too damn selfish and stupid to know where to point them
@ orchunter: Or we could not be a lil bitch with a wand? Khorne ate your face. Now spit on it and slap the vein.
@ Nimbo: True Force = Black Legion. By lore terms about 100 of these Traitor Astartes can take on several chapters at once. Why? B/C They’re black.
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@sutenvulf:
maybe Black legion are actually black guys because they suck so badly at warThey have failed 13 times to beat the imperium, any other army would have either found a weakness in the enemy and won a long time ago, or given up, but nope, black legion just keep coming back for another go
the only good thing Abaddon did was order the creation of the Defilers [crap I love those things]
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@ KommissarKvC:
lol aye indeed…just thought about that. But then again the Imperium have a SHIT ton of bodies to throw in their way…and tanks…and baneblades…and cheap fucking allies rules…stupid inquisitors.
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well, its like Russia in WW1 and WW2 – their way of putting out a fire was to throw bodies onto it until the flames went out
go imperial guard – meat grinder to victory
July 11, 2012 at 11:05 pm
Get… in…. my… belly.
July 12, 2012 at 12:02 am
I’m not seeing it. where’s the art.
July 12, 2012 at 1:30 am
I think I’m going to be sick…
July 12, 2012 at 5:47 pm
looks like some of Carmen Miranda’s hats.
July 12, 2012 at 6:35 pm
I just had lunch, & the urge for dessert hit me really hard just now.