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Owl in a nightclub smoking
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Saw this guy smoking in a nightclub.
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Aphex Twin – Selected Ambient Works 85 – 97
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Good tunes to chill to.
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Love this album, Polynominal C is something else in a club
Ambient works 2 just edges past it for me, the track “Cliffs” (Cd 1 disc 1) is literally my favorite track IN EVERS!!!
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Love this album, Polynominal C is something else in a club
Ambient works 2 just edges past it for me, the track “Cliffs” (Cd 1 disc 1) is literally my favorite track IN EVERS!!!
Morrissey
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Murder meat or something.
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Just because salad doesn’t scream when you eat it, doesn’t mean that you still didn’t have to kill a living thing to eat.
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Most animals don’t scream when you eat them because they are already dead.
Plants are easily replenished. With animals it is harder to replenish them.
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Eat maor rabbit!
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Yeah… cultivation of the land down to the bloody ground and scouring it just so you can grow “your crop” of vegetation is sooooo much more “moral”.
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If humans’ predecessors hadn’t been omnivorous, there’s a good chance our brains wouldn’t have been able to develop into what they are today. Vegans yelling at omnivores for continuing that cycle is obviously a sign of devolution.
There have been botany studies claiming that plants undergo a chemical reaction to disturbing stimuli- when insects eat corn leaves, they release chemicals into the air to attract wasps to kill the insect. Plants have self preservation written all over them- poison ivy, thorns, stinging nettle- so they obviously wish to be left undisturbed. Shouldn’t vegans, who are obviously conscientious of sentient beings, have enough respect for plants to leave them alone, and stop ripping them away from their families to fuel yet another Portlandia marathon?
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They even had a study recently that said plants talk to each other.
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Where’s his billboard when he’s got dude-meat in his mouth
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In your mom’s room.
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What does that even mean lol. My mom sleeps with gay British pop stars? A billboard can fit inside her house? Lolz your silly.
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The hilariously hypocritical part is that most of those who think eating meat is murder are the same ones who think abortion isn’t murder.
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Can you provide some statistics to back up that claim?
I know quite a few vegans and vegetarians personally, and their opinion on abortion varies greatly throughout.
I am a vegetarian myself. I’m actually on the fence on that particular debate. I see valid reasoning on both sides outside of the religious right. I also wouldn’t say I’m a veg for ethical reasons, they perhaps at a point I was. I just don’t want to eat animals, I don’t have a reason for it now, I just don’t want to.
I could just as easily make a statement saying how hypocritical it is that Christians say they value life but then support the factory farm meat production that supports America’s restaurant and grocery industry. If life is supposed to be valued, then why not all life?
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…and murder is bad? That’s what is implied right? Cause every time I read that it seems like they want me to eat meat. Murder is bad ass. If it were legal to kill black people as long as you cooked and ate them I’d be down with it big time. Why black people? Why not you fucking racist.
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You know why they called it Soylent Green? Because “Nigger Crackers” would have been too confusing.
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Our entire state of being is based on killing things and eating them. It’s what we’re for. Now I’ve heard “We’ve evolved to the point where we can choose what we eat, just because we CAN eat meat doesn’t mean we SHOULD”. But nature has worked like this for longer than we’ve been forming thoughts more complex than “Hungry? Eat. Horny? Fuck.” Just because we CAN choose doesn’t mean we SHOULD.
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Nor that we shouldn’t choose. Once you realize there is a choice, no matter what you do, you are choosing.
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I choose good tasting food. I really don’t think or care about the animal initially involved in the meal any more than I do the vegetables being in dirt. When I do think about them it doesn’t upset me at all. Cows are stupid. Hell all farm animals are stupid. If we didn’t breed them to be food their whole fucking species probably would have died out long time ago.
Check mate, Texas.
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There are still completely wild cattle alive today. The other species of cattle could have survived without our intrusion. There’s no way we can know whether they would or not.
The live species of wild cattle are endangered and it is because of human’s interaction with them. www.wildcattleconservation.org/
You are choosing not to think or care. Whatever, I don’t give a fuck what you do. Pigs are actually one of the smartest mammals alive. Cattle and chickens don’t show much intelligence.
I don’t presume to say what you should do with your life or how you should eat, but saying you are not making a choice to eat animals or not to is inaccurate.
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What about the variable of when that choice even can be made? I don’t think I knew what a vegetarian was until I was a teenager. By then I’d had some very comfortable and formative years eating what I was told to eat and that included meat. At that point I then could choose but I’m indifferent to the reasoning which is probably because as stated as a mentality of the whole species above I was comfortable with the outcome of those eating habits. If I had only eaten vegetables until I was a teenager I’d probably be a vegetarian now. I never even entertained any option to adopt a new way of eating so I have never chosen to eat meat but I have chosen not to change how I was raised to eat.
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Hate it when I agree with Magnus on anything but s/he’s *totally* on point with this one. Good stuff > Crap stuff. 9 times outta 10 vegetarian dishes are crap and/or crap trying DESPERATELY to taste like meat (I wonder why that is…?).
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As a vegetarian, this actually bugs the hell out of me as well. Not the ‘bad food’ part, there’s plenty of delicious veg food.
There is way too much imitation. I understand it’s a comfort thing. These are the things that you were used to eating, but now they don’t contain meat, so enjoy. Some are delicious and some are definitely not at all pleasant. This was also true with actual meat, such as when a BBQ place serves bologna. What the hell are they thinking and why would you eat that?
Mags: You said in your own post it was still a choice.
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An imitation Rolex is not a Rolex. Why settle for less?
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You don’t eat watches, silly, Luke.
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The reality is that getting a nutritionally complete diet as a Vegetarian is HARD. Very few of the people I’ve known who were on a Vegetarian Diet at the time DIDN’T have Nutrition Problems. The saddest in my opinion was the little boy whose Soy heavy diet overloaded him on estrogen like compounds and totally messed up his reproductive system. If THAT isn’t Child Abuse, I’m not sure what is.
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Soy is a bad choice for a vegetarian diet, it needs to be in moderation.
It’s definitely possible to have a complete vegan or vegetarian diet. People need to realize they need to do research before they let go off all the meat.
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You make my point Sir or Madam,
It is definitely POSSIBLE, unless you are going through puberty or are a woman trying to carry a baby to term. Friend of mine’s wife miscarried three times before the Doctors and Midwives finally convinced her to include dairy, eggs and seafood to her diet. Three kids later she is one of the fiercest opponents to Vegetarian Diets. Not that she lets her kids (or herself) eat ANYTHING, but the kids have been known to eat the occasional chicken nugget.
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You can be vegan or vegetarian and go through puberty or pregnancy without eating meat. You have to be sure you’re getting everything you need during those periods.
I know vegan mothers who remained vegan through their diet and I know a friend that was vegetarian since she was 11.
The main challenge is B12 and Vitamin D and balancing carbohydrates against proteins.
I would agree that pregnancy is the hardest situation in which to maintain a veg diet, but it is not impossible to do so healthily.
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Or you could just eat meat. Problem solved.
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That’s not the point.
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Actually that IS the point. While you CAN get through Puberty and Pregnancy on a Vegan Diet, it’s HARD while doing the same thing eating only small amounts of Dairy or Meat is EXTREMELY easy. I can easily get a Nutritionally Complete Diet on a third of the Calories that a Vegan Diet would require. I also find it interesting that with the exception of Seafood, the WORST of the Food Allergies are to Plants which are extremely Life Threatening. Meat and Meat Related Food Allergies are rarely Life Threatening and mostly a matter of Comfort. (While somebody who is Allergic to Milk that has ingested Milk may be EXTREMELY uncomfortable with Bloating and Gas, they almost never find themselves in an ICU like somebody with a Peanut Allergy that merely comes in contact with Peanut Residue.)
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You said it’s not possible.
Puberty isn’t that hard to get through on a veg diet.
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Can you not hear the cries of the carrots ?! One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear!
Tomorrow is harvest day. And to them, it is the holocaust.
Reverend Maynard
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Why did they die,
Just to fill an indigestible pie?
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Most of your meat is actually corn now so whatever nutrition it once had is almost out the window now, never mind all the poisons you inject your cows with as well. Getting bad up here in Canada as well. Thank you Corp loving yanks
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I AM THE FUCKER OF PINEAPPLES
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Just because salad doesn’t scream when you eat it, doesn’t mean that you still didn’t have to kill a living thing to eat.
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Most animals don’t scream when you eat them because they are already dead.
Plants are easily replenished. With animals it is harder to replenish them.
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Eat maor rabbit!
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Yeah… cultivation of the land down to the bloody ground and scouring it just so you can grow “your crop” of vegetation is sooooo much more “moral”.
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If humans’ predecessors hadn’t been omnivorous, there’s a good chance our brains wouldn’t have been able to develop into what they are today. Vegans yelling at omnivores for continuing that cycle is obviously a sign of devolution.
There have been botany studies claiming that plants undergo a chemical reaction to disturbing stimuli- when insects eat corn leaves, they release chemicals into the air to attract wasps to kill the insect. Plants have self preservation written all over them- poison ivy, thorns, stinging nettle- so they obviously wish to be left undisturbed. Shouldn’t vegans, who are obviously conscientious of sentient beings, have enough respect for plants to leave them alone, and stop ripping them away from their families to fuel yet another Portlandia marathon?
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They even had a study recently that said plants talk to each other.
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Where’s his billboard when he’s got dude-meat in his mouth
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In your mom’s room.
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What does that even mean lol. My mom sleeps with gay British pop stars? A billboard can fit inside her house? Lolz your silly.
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The hilariously hypocritical part is that most of those who think eating meat is murder are the same ones who think abortion isn’t murder.
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Can you provide some statistics to back up that claim?
I know quite a few vegans and vegetarians personally, and their opinion on abortion varies greatly throughout.
I am a vegetarian myself. I’m actually on the fence on that particular debate. I see valid reasoning on both sides outside of the religious right. I also wouldn’t say I’m a veg for ethical reasons, they perhaps at a point I was. I just don’t want to eat animals, I don’t have a reason for it now, I just don’t want to.
I could just as easily make a statement saying how hypocritical it is that Christians say they value life but then support the factory farm meat production that supports America’s restaurant and grocery industry. If life is supposed to be valued, then why not all life?
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…and murder is bad? That’s what is implied right? Cause every time I read that it seems like they want me to eat meat. Murder is bad ass. If it were legal to kill black people as long as you cooked and ate them I’d be down with it big time. Why black people? Why not you fucking racist.
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You know why they called it Soylent Green? Because “Nigger Crackers” would have been too confusing.
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Our entire state of being is based on killing things and eating them. It’s what we’re for. Now I’ve heard “We’ve evolved to the point where we can choose what we eat, just because we CAN eat meat doesn’t mean we SHOULD”. But nature has worked like this for longer than we’ve been forming thoughts more complex than “Hungry? Eat. Horny? Fuck.” Just because we CAN choose doesn’t mean we SHOULD.
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Nor that we shouldn’t choose. Once you realize there is a choice, no matter what you do, you are choosing.
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I choose good tasting food. I really don’t think or care about the animal initially involved in the meal any more than I do the vegetables being in dirt. When I do think about them it doesn’t upset me at all. Cows are stupid. Hell all farm animals are stupid. If we didn’t breed them to be food their whole fucking species probably would have died out long time ago.
Check mate, Texas.
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There are still completely wild cattle alive today. The other species of cattle could have survived without our intrusion. There’s no way we can know whether they would or not.
The live species of wild cattle are endangered and it is because of human’s interaction with them. www.wildcattleconservation.org/
You are choosing not to think or care. Whatever, I don’t give a fuck what you do. Pigs are actually one of the smartest mammals alive. Cattle and chickens don’t show much intelligence.
I don’t presume to say what you should do with your life or how you should eat, but saying you are not making a choice to eat animals or not to is inaccurate.
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What about the variable of when that choice even can be made? I don’t think I knew what a vegetarian was until I was a teenager. By then I’d had some very comfortable and formative years eating what I was told to eat and that included meat. At that point I then could choose but I’m indifferent to the reasoning which is probably because as stated as a mentality of the whole species above I was comfortable with the outcome of those eating habits. If I had only eaten vegetables until I was a teenager I’d probably be a vegetarian now. I never even entertained any option to adopt a new way of eating so I have never chosen to eat meat but I have chosen not to change how I was raised to eat.
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Hate it when I agree with Magnus on anything but s/he’s *totally* on point with this one. Good stuff > Crap stuff. 9 times outta 10 vegetarian dishes are crap and/or crap trying DESPERATELY to taste like meat (I wonder why that is…?).
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As a vegetarian, this actually bugs the hell out of me as well. Not the ‘bad food’ part, there’s plenty of delicious veg food.
There is way too much imitation. I understand it’s a comfort thing. These are the things that you were used to eating, but now they don’t contain meat, so enjoy. Some are delicious and some are definitely not at all pleasant. This was also true with actual meat, such as when a BBQ place serves bologna. What the hell are they thinking and why would you eat that?
Mags: You said in your own post it was still a choice.
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An imitation Rolex is not a Rolex. Why settle for less?
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You don’t eat watches, silly, Luke.
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The reality is that getting a nutritionally complete diet as a Vegetarian is HARD. Very few of the people I’ve known who were on a Vegetarian Diet at the time DIDN’T have Nutrition Problems. The saddest in my opinion was the little boy whose Soy heavy diet overloaded him on estrogen like compounds and totally messed up his reproductive system. If THAT isn’t Child Abuse, I’m not sure what is.
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Soy is a bad choice for a vegetarian diet, it needs to be in moderation.
It’s definitely possible to have a complete vegan or vegetarian diet. People need to realize they need to do research before they let go off all the meat.
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You make my point Sir or Madam,
It is definitely POSSIBLE, unless you are going through puberty or are a woman trying to carry a baby to term. Friend of mine’s wife miscarried three times before the Doctors and Midwives finally convinced her to include dairy, eggs and seafood to her diet. Three kids later she is one of the fiercest opponents to Vegetarian Diets. Not that she lets her kids (or herself) eat ANYTHING, but the kids have been known to eat the occasional chicken nugget.
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You can be vegan or vegetarian and go through puberty or pregnancy without eating meat. You have to be sure you’re getting everything you need during those periods.
I know vegan mothers who remained vegan through their diet and I know a friend that was vegetarian since she was 11.
The main challenge is B12 and Vitamin D and balancing carbohydrates against proteins.
I would agree that pregnancy is the hardest situation in which to maintain a veg diet, but it is not impossible to do so healthily.
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Or you could just eat meat. Problem solved.
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That’s not the point.
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Actually that IS the point. While you CAN get through Puberty and Pregnancy on a Vegan Diet, it’s HARD while doing the same thing eating only small amounts of Dairy or Meat is EXTREMELY easy. I can easily get a Nutritionally Complete Diet on a third of the Calories that a Vegan Diet would require. I also find it interesting that with the exception of Seafood, the WORST of the Food Allergies are to Plants which are extremely Life Threatening. Meat and Meat Related Food Allergies are rarely Life Threatening and mostly a matter of Comfort. (While somebody who is Allergic to Milk that has ingested Milk may be EXTREMELY uncomfortable with Bloating and Gas, they almost never find themselves in an ICU like somebody with a Peanut Allergy that merely comes in contact with Peanut Residue.)
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You said it’s not possible.
Puberty isn’t that hard to get through on a veg diet.
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Can you not hear the cries of the carrots ?! One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear!
Tomorrow is harvest day. And to them, it is the holocaust.
Reverend Maynard
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Why did they die,
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Most of your meat is actually corn now so whatever nutrition it once had is almost out the window now, never mind all the poisons you inject your cows with as well. Getting bad up here in Canada as well. Thank you Corp loving yanks
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Heat
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I’m alone, I am not lonely.
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Brilliant and true.
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Well, she’s gonna be both by the end of the movie.
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Brilliant and true.
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Well, she’s gonna be both by the end of the movie.
John Travolta
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Look at the anger in his face. That is directed at you…
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Wow, he’s looking old
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He’s nearly 60, I think he looks okay considering.
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Shitty “actor” is shitty beyond words.
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I don’t think of him as a shitty actor, just one that doesn’t know how to say “no” to a bad project. Kind of like Kevin Spacey and Tommie Lee Jones.
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Can Scientology explain balding?
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it’s what happens when your Thetan leaks out
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Wow, he’s looking old
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He’s nearly 60, I think he looks okay considering.
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Shitty “actor” is shitty beyond words.
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I don’t think of him as a shitty actor, just one that doesn’t know how to say “no” to a bad project. Kind of like Kevin Spacey and Tommie Lee Jones.
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Can Scientology explain balding?
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it’s what happens when your Thetan leaks out
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Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying
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Andy and Red
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Is that his rapist creepin on him?
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He’s called “Red” because he was Irish in the book.
I have no clue why the other one is called Andy.
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Is that his rapist creepin on him?
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He’s called “Red” because he was Irish in the book.
I have no clue why the other one is called Andy.
Where’s Waldo?
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There he is. Dog the Bounty Hunter in Halloween costume. He’s going to hunt you down and touch your kids…
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Uncle Phil
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In his enclosure.
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Your mom the heavy load
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Your mom is a heavy load.
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Generic cat likes you.
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Dennis Leary
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Great guy.
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Are you saying this is Denis Leary in the picture or if this is his quote? Seeing as the picture is Bill Hicks I hope it is the quote, because Bill Hicks surely “Rocked”.
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That is vintage Bill Hicks & to even say Dennis Leary in the same phrase as Hicks would be sacrilege to the man. Bill Hicks understood the world as it is & as it should be. I wish he was still with us today….
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Oh but he is, in the laugh of every child, in the smile of every baby, in the smoke of every chain smoker…
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Leary stole Hicks’ act. That is not a judgement. That is pure fact. Fuck Leary and the troll who posted a pic of Hicks and Hicks’ words with the Leary’s name on it.
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What outrage. Links to your “facts”, plz.
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Hicks commenting on Leary: “”I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did”
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Lol, casey be trollin’
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Are you saying this is Denis Leary in the picture or if this is his quote? Seeing as the picture is Bill Hicks I hope it is the quote, because Bill Hicks surely “Rocked”.
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That is vintage Bill Hicks & to even say Dennis Leary in the same phrase as Hicks would be sacrilege to the man. Bill Hicks understood the world as it is & as it should be. I wish he was still with us today….
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Oh but he is, in the laugh of every child, in the smile of every baby, in the smoke of every chain smoker…
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Leary stole Hicks’ act. That is not a judgement. That is pure fact. Fuck Leary and the troll who posted a pic of Hicks and Hicks’ words with the Leary’s name on it.
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What outrage. Links to your “facts”, plz.
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Hicks commenting on Leary: “”I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did”
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Dave Barry on people who hate.
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What if the waiter is a jerk?
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What if that person was actually a bear?
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what if Dave Berry is reincarnated as a bear who learns to wait tables?
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A person that judges you upon the way you treat a waiter, when they do not know the history you and the waiter have, and decides you probably are not nice. Is not nice.
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The waiter is just incidental. The point is that nice people are not rude, regardless of circumstances.
I’m not a nice person, I don’t even pretend to be, but that’s the standard.
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Awww I think you’re a nice person…
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Suck my ass.
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What if the waiter is casemod?
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Shitty dream, must wake up.
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Why would anyone hire casemods?
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I agree.
Its the same principle with women who state, “i’m nice til you cross me, then i’m a total bitch.”
No, you’re a total bitch, you’re just dormant right now.
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Correct – we had this thrown in our face twice recently with friend’s new girlfriends – they had their whole “hi nice to meet you im a great person” 1 hour routine down to a tee, but then you’d heard about the horrible shit they did to our friends / the way they acted / the shit they pulled (wont give a 2 paragraph story but typical insecure possesive mentals) – A couple of people would defend them somewhat, but it was clear they’d only got that show version of them a couple of times.
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This is my philosophy on life, and I just realized I’m pretty sure I learned it from Dave Barry.
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What if the waiter is a jerk?
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What if that person was actually a bear?
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what if Dave Berry is reincarnated as a bear who learns to wait tables?
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A person that judges you upon the way you treat a waiter, when they do not know the history you and the waiter have, and decides you probably are not nice. Is not nice.
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The waiter is just incidental. The point is that nice people are not rude, regardless of circumstances.
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Awww I think you’re a nice person…
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Suck my ass.
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What if the waiter is casemod?
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Shitty dream, must wake up.
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Why would anyone hire casemods?
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I agree.
Its the same principle with women who state, “i’m nice til you cross me, then i’m a total bitch.”
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Correct – we had this thrown in our face twice recently with friend’s new girlfriends – they had their whole “hi nice to meet you im a great person” 1 hour routine down to a tee, but then you’d heard about the horrible shit they did to our friends / the way they acted / the shit they pulled (wont give a 2 paragraph story but typical insecure possesive mentals) – A couple of people would defend them somewhat, but it was clear they’d only got that show version of them a couple of times.
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This is my philosophy on life, and I just realized I’m pretty sure I learned it from Dave Barry.
Adidas Forum Mids
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Didn’t like them at first, but now I can’t see my life progressing without them.
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great shoe!
i prefer air force 1 tho
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Please tell me they aren’t black.
Fucking spic/nigger shoes.
Also, don’t they make star wars versions of these?
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Mine are white, I couldn’t find a decent picture of them. The star wars ones are adidas Forum Mid AT-AT’s.
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I meant the air force ones.
2 spics I was working with had them.
God I hate mexicans.
Anyways, white adidas look fresh.
True classic.
Try to get the star wars ones.
So fuckin dope fresh.
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purely white airforce1 mid.
i owned a pair with black swoosh and black sole after i left the army in 200…, loved them but theyre torn apart and cant find them in any shop again ;S
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Meh. Air force ones are nigger/spic shoes but at least they are White.
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I have these in green and black:
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I also have the forum lows in blue and orange: s.onlineshoes.com/images/br029/179180_366_45.jpg
and navy, yellow, and green: s.onlineshoes.com/images/br029/179181_366_45.jpg
Adidas kicks all the way.
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Alright, now we are dipping back into the nigger category…
The green ones are pretty cool though.
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Nah, all of my shoes are just cool as shit. I’m not really sure what a nigger category is, but it seems to me that they just like to wear badass shoes.
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whoar, i like the green/black ones! nice
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jordans, nikes, air force ones. typican nigger shoes.
but I’m not saying they are bad.
it’s just that, seeing the majority of people that wear them makes me not like them.
I wear skate shoes cause I skateboard and shit.
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Please tell me they aren’t black.
Fucking spic/nigger shoes.
Also, don’t they make star wars versions of these?
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Mine are white, I couldn’t find a decent picture of them. The star wars ones are adidas Forum Mid AT-AT’s.
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I meant the air force ones.
2 spics I was working with had them.
God I hate mexicans.
Anyways, white adidas look fresh.
True classic.
Try to get the star wars ones.
So fuckin dope fresh.
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purely white airforce1 mid.
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Meh. Air force ones are nigger/spic shoes but at least they are White.
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I have these in green and black:
theshoegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/adidas-forum-mid-black-green.jpgI also have the forum lows in blue and orange: s.onlineshoes.com/images/br029/179180_366_45.jpg
and navy, yellow, and green: s.onlineshoes.com/images/br029/179181_366_45.jpg
Adidas kicks all the way.
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Alright, now we are dipping back into the nigger category…
The green ones are pretty cool though.
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Nah, all of my shoes are just cool as shit. I’m not really sure what a nigger category is, but it seems to me that they just like to wear badass shoes.
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whoar, i like the green/black ones! nice
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jordans, nikes, air force ones. typican nigger shoes.
but I’m not saying they are bad.
it’s just that, seeing the majority of people that wear them makes me not like them.
I wear skate shoes cause I skateboard and shit.
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When hot chicks turn fat
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Shame, I would have totally annihilated her to begin with, but now I’d be lucky to get a look in at the buffet with her around.
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Whatever… Now she actually has some tits.
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This. I would do her in both photos. Twice.
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Whatever dude… she has some real curveage now….
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I hate that, I went out with this one pretty decent chick a few years back who I saw on facebook last week and she was fat like the bottom pic. These chubby chasers above me have bad taste in women lol
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I agree with you.
The chick on top is hot. Breasts aren’t huge, which I also like (because being fat goes hand in hand with big tits, I like neither)
The chick on the bottom would be the type of girl I would feel awkward about talking to because she probably would get the wrong idea, so I would have to not look at her/ignore her to get my point across.
BTW, look at those arms.
Fucking gross.
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You must be really full of yourself if you honestly think that a woman would get the “wrong impression” talking to you just because they’ve put on a little weight. Girls with meat are human too, don’t treat them like shit just because you like to think everyone wants your cock.
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Fat chicks are desperate. They don’t get the selection or attention that hot chicks do.
So, they must boost their “personality” to compensate.
I’ve seen this happen plenty of times.
Now, there are girls who are simply really cool and not sluts. I’ve had several fat and/or ugly friends. They were way cooler than any of the hot chicks because they seemed down to earth/not all about guys.
Basically, most girls like her, at parties, are going to be sluts and therefore, will put more effort into making herself seem outgoing and have a better personality to compensate for lack of attraction, in an attempt to make it seem less obvious.
tl;dr fat chick with personality > fat chick who is shy/full of herself.
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I’d still hit that, but I’d prefer the first.
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^This.
At least this way some of you basement-dwelling fggts are no longer out of her league.
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This again. Everyone who complains would probably hit it if given the chance in real life.
Besides, I think she’s cute.
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I wouldn’t unless she made it clear she just wanted to fuck, or was open to a sex-based relationship.
I would never date her without constant sex, looking like that.
The way I see it:
I’m not that size, I don’t want to date someone that size. That’s all.
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She looks like she would rather bite off your cock than suck it in the top picture. At least in the bottom picture she doesn’t look like a bitch who thinks she’s hot shit. Also, curves are GOOD thing.
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yikes
hot to useless ditch pig in 1 picture.
You guys really want to claim people don’t like fat chicks because they can’t “get them”? lol
No fat is just gross. Maybe she’s nice but who the fuck cares. Man. The. Harpoons.
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Finally someone with some brains.
But, if she was down to fuck all the time, I could tolerate the blubber on her.
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TBH IMO the second one is hotter.
Skinny chicks freak me the fuck out – by Christ, I might break them with my rough fornication skills.
Also, her hair suits her much more in the second photo, ergo a cuter face, thus better fuckability.
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“I might break them with my rough fornication skills.”
wanna f*ck?
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D: But then it’d be two girls sexing!
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I’ll bring the video camera. We’ll make a fortune.
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i would have sex with both of them at the same time.
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Dammit, man, you’ll create a paradox and destroy the time-space continuum!
But if you’re going to destroy the universe, having a threesome with a chick and herself is at least a creative way to do it.
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Farnsworth FTW!
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Really sad when that is what’s considered “fat”. Then again, most of these pricks have probably never had a real woman in their lives. They talk big, but you know they wouldn’t hesitate a heartbeat if they got a chance with any of those 3 in the bottom pic.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but I would never touch the bottom 3 girls.
But then again, that’s because I’m not fat like them and don’t like girls bigger than me.
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This just in! Casemods anorexic little person, afraid of normals! “I don’t like girls bigger than me.”
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That’s why you prefer to suck cocks, right?
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If she makes me laugh, and she thinks I’m funny, she’s hot.
The End.
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Sup, shallow hal.
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In a world where so many children die of starvation each day, it’s very hard to feel any sympathy for the kind of person whose only real problem is that they have far too much food at their disposal and lack the willpower not to eat it by the truckload.
So, f**k you fat people (and chubby chasers too). Your only historical usefulness was serving as bait so the tigers wouldn’t eat the real humans. You’ve outgrown that usefulness, so go have a heart attack or something.
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Every image I’ve ever seen of Ben Franklin shows him with a pot belly, and he was pretty damn useful historically.
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Fat people are an integral part against global warming because they’re carbon sinks. Think about how much CO2 they would exhale into the air if they decided to lose weight. We should keep them in warehouse and feed them only things that are byproducts of the production of normal peoples food. And then when they die we bury them deep in the ground so they turn into oil and diamonds faster.
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Don’t forget, fat chicks are worthless during sex…
If you thought porn stars were lazy, you ain’t seen nothin yet.
Now, before you go assuming I’ve never fucked a fat chick, I HAVE!
The funniest shit was her getting mad at me for not being able to last very long (not cumming, but just the movement part of it).
Then, her fat ass can’t even last half as long as I could.
That’s why I hate fat chicks. They are worse than hot chicks, with their false-ego defense mechanism.
Just admit your fat, ugly, and worthless and realize why fit people are so happy and popular and then work towards being in shape.
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Just to let everyone know. I met her outside a rib joint where she was sitting in the parking lot chewing her arm because it had rib sauce on it.
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At least she died her hair blonde to make up for it.
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Whatever… Now she actually has some tits.
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This. I would do her in both photos. Twice.
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Whatever dude… she has some real curveage now….
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I hate that, I went out with this one pretty decent chick a few years back who I saw on facebook last week and she was fat like the bottom pic. These chubby chasers above me have bad taste in women lol
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I agree with you.
The chick on top is hot. Breasts aren’t huge, which I also like (because being fat goes hand in hand with big tits, I like neither)
The chick on the bottom would be the type of girl I would feel awkward about talking to because she probably would get the wrong idea, so I would have to not look at her/ignore her to get my point across.
BTW, look at those arms.
Fucking gross.
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You must be really full of yourself if you honestly think that a woman would get the “wrong impression” talking to you just because they’ve put on a little weight. Girls with meat are human too, don’t treat them like shit just because you like to think everyone wants your cock.
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Fat chicks are desperate. They don’t get the selection or attention that hot chicks do.
So, they must boost their “personality” to compensate.
I’ve seen this happen plenty of times.
Now, there are girls who are simply really cool and not sluts. I’ve had several fat and/or ugly friends. They were way cooler than any of the hot chicks because they seemed down to earth/not all about guys.
Basically, most girls like her, at parties, are going to be sluts and therefore, will put more effort into making herself seem outgoing and have a better personality to compensate for lack of attraction, in an attempt to make it seem less obvious.
tl;dr fat chick with personality > fat chick who is shy/full of herself.
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I’d still hit that, but I’d prefer the first.
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^This.
At least this way some of you basement-dwelling fggts are no longer out of her league.-
This again. Everyone who complains would probably hit it if given the chance in real life.
Besides, I think she’s cute.
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I wouldn’t unless she made it clear she just wanted to fuck, or was open to a sex-based relationship.
I would never date her without constant sex, looking like that.
The way I see it:
I’m not that size, I don’t want to date someone that size. That’s all.
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She looks like she would rather bite off your cock than suck it in the top picture. At least in the bottom picture she doesn’t look like a bitch who thinks she’s hot shit. Also, curves are GOOD thing.
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yikes
hot to useless ditch pig in 1 picture.
You guys really want to claim people don’t like fat chicks because they can’t “get them”? lol
No fat is just gross. Maybe she’s nice but who the fuck cares. Man. The. Harpoons.
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Finally someone with some brains.
But, if she was down to fuck all the time, I could tolerate the blubber on her.
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TBH IMO the second one is hotter.
Skinny chicks freak me the fuck out – by Christ, I might break them with my rough fornication skills.Also, her hair suits her much more in the second photo, ergo a cuter face, thus better fuckability.
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“I might break them with my rough fornication skills.”
wanna f*ck?
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D: But then it’d be two girls sexing!
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I’ll bring the video camera. We’ll make a fortune.
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i would have sex with both of them at the same time.
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Dammit, man, you’ll create a paradox and destroy the time-space continuum!
But if you’re going to destroy the universe, having a threesome with a chick and herself is at least a creative way to do it.
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Farnsworth FTW!
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Really sad when that is what’s considered “fat”. Then again, most of these pricks have probably never had a real woman in their lives. They talk big, but you know they wouldn’t hesitate a heartbeat if they got a chance with any of those 3 in the bottom pic.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but I would never touch the bottom 3 girls.
But then again, that’s because I’m not fat like them and don’t like girls bigger than me.
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This just in! Casemods anorexic little person, afraid of normals! “I don’t like girls bigger than me.”
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That’s why you prefer to suck cocks, right?
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If she makes me laugh, and she thinks I’m funny, she’s hot.
The End.
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Sup, shallow hal.
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In a world where so many children die of starvation each day, it’s very hard to feel any sympathy for the kind of person whose only real problem is that they have far too much food at their disposal and lack the willpower not to eat it by the truckload.
So, f**k you fat people (and chubby chasers too). Your only historical usefulness was serving as bait so the tigers wouldn’t eat the real humans. You’ve outgrown that usefulness, so go have a heart attack or something.
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Every image I’ve ever seen of Ben Franklin shows him with a pot belly, and he was pretty damn useful historically.
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Fat people are an integral part against global warming because they’re carbon sinks. Think about how much CO2 they would exhale into the air if they decided to lose weight. We should keep them in warehouse and feed them only things that are byproducts of the production of normal peoples food. And then when they die we bury them deep in the ground so they turn into oil and diamonds faster.
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Don’t forget, fat chicks are worthless during sex…
If you thought porn stars were lazy, you ain’t seen nothin yet.
Now, before you go assuming I’ve never fucked a fat chick, I HAVE!
The funniest shit was her getting mad at me for not being able to last very long (not cumming, but just the movement part of it).
Then, her fat ass can’t even last half as long as I could.
That’s why I hate fat chicks. They are worse than hot chicks, with their false-ego defense mechanism.
Just admit your fat, ugly, and worthless and realize why fit people are so happy and popular and then work towards being in shape.
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Just to let everyone know. I met her outside a rib joint where she was sitting in the parking lot chewing her arm because it had rib sauce on it.
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At least she died her hair blonde to make up for it.
Get to fuck meat wheels!
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Flicking off meat wheels.
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Graduation
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This is me leaving high school and entering the world. The world is a complex place that cannot handle my emotional imbalance. I cry at night…
…through my penis.
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Still better than casemods..
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Well casemods posted it so it must be an aspirational picture to him.
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Is this thing male or female? Moreover, who thought this would make a good portrait?
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Dani Filth.
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Llamas.
Llamas everywhere.
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Reminds me of SLC punk and how the kids started dressing like this to not be made fun of anymore, and this dude is a prime example.
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You don’t look all that ready for the real world…
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this is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
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Dude, you seriously need to phone up Goth2Boss.
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At least you’re funny.
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Ugh. Seriously, folks, these freakshows are why Goth has a bad image now days. I blame Marilyn Manson. This isn’t goth, it’s just dark punk.
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Huh. A goth/hipster hybrid. How odd.
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I’m sure the world has big plans for you – and they involve a cash register and a paper hat.
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Still better than casemods..
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Well casemods posted it so it must be an aspirational picture to him.
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Dani Filth.
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Reminds me of SLC punk and how the kids started dressing like this to not be made fun of anymore, and this dude is a prime example.
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You don’t look all that ready for the real world…
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this is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
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Dude, you seriously need to phone up Goth2Boss.
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At least you’re funny.
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Ugh. Seriously, folks, these freakshows are why Goth has a bad image now days. I blame Marilyn Manson. This isn’t goth, it’s just dark punk.
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Huh. A goth/hipster hybrid. How odd.
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I’m sure the world has big plans for you – and they involve a cash register and a paper hat.
Jean Leon Gerome – Pollice Verso
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This is actually a still from Gladiator staring Russell Crowe and some other guys like Jesus or something. I dunno didn’t really attention when it was on, I was high on crack or something. Enjoy.
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Don’t compare a classic piece of art to an epic action movie you pretentious fuck. This painting inspired Ridley Scott and the produces by the way.
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Many of the gladiator helmets were actually more of a hindrance than help as they restricted the vision of the gladiator a great deal. This was an intentional handicap.
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you didn’t really attention when you wrote the comment under it either? ^_^
Nice pic though
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p.s. he’s staring at the Vestal Virgins, not Jesus loolol
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it’s definately Jesus *nods wisely*
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jesus is only the answer if you watch the 1935 movie “the last days of pompeii”
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Don’t compare a classic piece of art to an epic action movie you pretentious fuck. This painting inspired Ridley Scott and the produces by the way.
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Many of the gladiator helmets were actually more of a hindrance than help as they restricted the vision of the gladiator a great deal. This was an intentional handicap.
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you didn’t really attention when you wrote the comment under it either? ^_^
Nice pic though
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p.s. he’s staring at the Vestal Virgins, not Jesus loolol
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it’s definately Jesus *nods wisely*
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jesus is only the answer if you watch the 1935 movie “the last days of pompeii”
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Tom Hanks in the Last Monkey
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Due for release Fall 2011.
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November 27, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Congratulations, you’ve produced the photoshop equivalent of a kindergarten collage (even then, the teacher thinks you need to stick more pictures on there).
November 28, 2012 at 9:17 am
I didn’t produce it, but I will tell the little orphan boy who is dying from being beat by a parliament of owls that it sucked. Boy this is going to be hard.