“could be a really cruel joke to pull on your family”
Until they all started celebrating and high-fiving. Then the jokes on you.

Comment by reboot — July 23, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

wow, that is amazing….. DO WANT!!!!

Comment by burnmasterarson — July 23, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

clicked on the links but can’t find any “click to buy” button. Where do they sell this bad muthafucka?

Comment by Lakiamia — July 23, 2008 @ 11:10 pm

He’s using a mac!

Comment by parasitegod — July 24, 2008 @ 6:27 am

Lose.
It just looks like a piece velvety material.
He’s napping on a soft pillow.
Go spend $3 at the fabric store and cut your own!

Comment by macio — July 24, 2008 @ 9:45 am

i see three keyboards, He’s using a macs!, plural

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 24, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

I’m inclined to agree.

Comment by outofocus — July 1, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

They put “Super puzzle fighter II” which i’ve never heard of but didn’t include any diablo games?

Comment by Kero — July 1, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

I guess it would depend on the criteria you use to achieve your ranking. I can see tetris as #1. Shit, even my wife plays it.

Comment by DasMaus — July 1, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

i agree that a game like Guitar Hero should be considered good based on fun-factor, being a group game, and being an original game…

…but isn’t there another game that could be #5?

and i’m sorry, but GTA IV does not deserve the high rating that it got. San Andreas is easily the best game in the series so far. there was so much less content in IV than the other games. i can understand why people love it so much, but i have to be honest with myself. San Andreas was superior

Comment by Camiam321 — July 1, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

I agree with Carniarn… also, Zelda III for SNES >> Zelda 64.

And I’d rate Super Mario World higher than all others here.

Comment by deuce — July 1, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

I like Doom. I still play it!

Comment by Geekette — July 1, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

How is Doom not #1? After reading the book “Masters of Doom” I believe it deserves it. How is Quake not on the list?

Comment by Exacerbate — July 1, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

Well, I am playing Quake still.. just got GLQuake working on 2K3 and XP.. I forgot how fun Reapers and Painkeep was..

Comment by Stolid — July 1, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

well, I almost clicked on the link, then realized it was a EW list.
Almost as bad as Rolling Stone.

Comment by worldspawn — July 1, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

I think that its total crap. and I disagree in almost every context. I mean so what that the title single handedly help established the gameboy!?! there is no point to the game, no story, no innovation, no fancy hook, no graphics whatsoever! THEY ARE FREAKING BLOCKS!! There were many other games that helped launch consoles, were killer apps, and went on to spawn several sequels and make millions. Tetris has been reduced to a bargain bin game and something you play on your cell phone when you are taking a shit…

Comment by token2k6 — July 1, 2008 @ 6:48 pm

edit *-helped establish*

Comment by token2k6 — July 1, 2008 @ 6:50 pm

What, no Mass Effect? Slick interface, well-written story/characters, incredibly adaptable?

No?

Comment by LukeV1-5 — July 1, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

Id bump Super Mario on NES to #1 and Doom to #2. Tetris maybe #3.

I hate to admit it but I think the original Halo should be up there. It was probably the first “next-gen” shooters I couldn’t put down.

Comment by sutenvulf — July 1, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

I kind of agree with this list.

I’d have to agree that Tetris is a bit high on the list though.

Comment by benjermon — July 1, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

Hmm. In terms of what they’ve done for gaming as opposed to, say, gameplay, replay value, fun, etc? My list.
1. Pac-Man
2. Super Mario
5. Tetris
4. Doom
5. Final Fantasy VII
6. Starcraft

Comment by DCR — July 1, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

^^Except Pac-Man was more than 25 years ago.

Comment by SouthernOracle — July 1, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

sooo, guitar hero should defineatly not be inthe top five. Stupid, horrible mistake. Not in the top 10, or 20. Eh, maybe 20.

Comment by Tardex — July 2, 2008 @ 12:41 am

Tetris and Doom belong on the top 5. They defined a whole new genre of games. (Ok, there were FPS games like Wolfenstein before Doom but Doom was so much more advanced that it takes their place). Guitar Hero earns it’s spot with same merits and also being about the first ever game a teenage boy can play with his father without being completely embarrassed.

What about WoW? It is the definition of MMORPG and has sparked an industry around the game play. It deserves a spot in top 5 more than some random episodes in a Nintendo franchise that spans over 30 games.

That fills 4 slots from our top 5. That leaves one spot for the most played game ever: Windows Solitaire.

So my top 5 would be:

1. Tetris
2. Doom
2. WoW
2. Solitaire
2. Guitar Hero

Comment by unknown — July 2, 2008 @ 1:08 am

No metal gear solid in top five?!?!
Why bother living? Goodbye

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — July 2, 2008 @ 5:36 am

Guys, guys, you don’t get it.

This was made not by a nerdy gaming magazine that would have been closer to what you might think.

It was made by Entertainment Weekly. How could they know how to do this correctly when they’re typical article is about Hollywood whores and their little dogs?

Comment by RSIxidor — July 2, 2008 @ 7:42 am

To save any real gamers from looking at the whole list:

Half Life is #18.
Super Mario Galaxy is #12.

I rest my case.

Wait, wait, Deus Ex is #23¬!?
OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!

Comment by 24601 — July 2, 2008 @ 10:37 am

tetris is the best game ever. how many people play tetris on their cell phones, ipods, calculators. tetris was the main reason the gameboy sold so well.

Comment by RPTM6 — July 2, 2008 @ 11:17 am

yeah. Tetris deserves 1 but Goldeneye 007 should be atleast in the top 5. and for those who say they still play doom check out http://www.skulltag.com for an online version of doom that has many players.
and @RPTM6 I still play the Gameboy version of Tetris with my SP

Comment by IAMBATMAN — July 5, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

I hate when anyone tries to put ranked numbers beside something so subjective. I love and enjoyed playing all these games… but I wouldn’t dare try to rate them through thirty years of changing technology and gaming paradigms. I’d much prefer an unrated top 50?
However, according to impact, Tetris got EVERYONE playing video games. It changed the face of the industry. You still see the game everywhere, and its still a great way to waste time. The author likely had that in mind.

Comment by MrDooves — July 7, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

http://www.topgear.com/content.....0/1024.jpg

It destroys your face, but who cares.

WANT.

Comment by Ben1605 — June 21, 2008 @ 6:29 am

Bah, how do I post links?

http://www.topgear.com/content.....0/1024.jpg

Comment by Ben1605 — June 21, 2008 @ 6:30 am

There we go.

Comment by Ben1605 — June 21, 2008 @ 6:30 am

TRIPPPPLLLEEEE POSSSTTTT

Comment by njch412 — June 21, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

Still. DO. WANT.

Comment by Phyreblade — June 23, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

hasn’t this been firmly established?

TITS or GTFO

Comment by natedog — June 14, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

EFF SJ.. TOGTFO

Comment by Stolid — June 15, 2008 @ 1:32 am

prays for boobies

Comment by vandal — June 15, 2008 @ 2:18 am

I used to get hash from Afghanastan in the 80’s- it was GREAT.

Comment by storminator — June 14, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

We (hubby and I) got imported Afghani hash when he was stationed in Turkey in the late 70s-early 80s. A brick the size of a cigarette pack for $20US.

Comment by nyoki — June 14, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

on nom nom nom?

Comment by natedog — June 14, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

I heard that production of hash went up in the country since most of the Taliban were kicked out.

Comment by GorillaMunch — June 14, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

poppies….poppies will make them sleep….

Comment by dookie_booty — June 14, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

Long long ago, In China I’m told
To England was traded some tea
And so sealed the fate
In pieces of eight
All England and all of the world
Yeah…poppies

And now this story told
From days of our own
When gossamer doggies ran ran
They’d patiently wait
With pieces of eight
So everybody could smile one more time
Yeah…poppies
Yeah…poppies

Comment by natedog — June 14, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

Niiiice.

Comment by Namelis1 — June 13, 2008 @ 9:16 am

These are awesome, I love Lego’s!

Comment by pktechgirl — June 13, 2008 @ 9:28 am

every time i see a real life pic of the first one i shit bricks

Comment by TrikYodz — June 13, 2008 @ 11:24 am

I saw it three months ago…so if you’re looking to refresh me you might be in luck but otherwise you’re SOL.

It sucks huge btw.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 20, 2008 @ 9:25 am

You saw Raiders of the Lost Ark three months ago? Way to catch-up to 1981.

Comment by reboot — May 20, 2008 @ 10:26 am

Nevermind, I just saw the text on the post.

Comment by reboot — May 20, 2008 @ 10:35 am

heh

Ya and I shouldn’t say this one sucks outright. It’s just Shia Lewhatever. He’s such a dorky little jackass and you know he’s in it for one reason only: shalom!

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 20, 2008 @ 10:43 am

I always thought Last Crusade was the best, growing up.

Comment by Zephran — May 20, 2008 @ 10:56 am

Yeah, Last Crusade was the best of the trilogy in my opinion as well.

But we can all agree Temple of Doom sucked, right?

Comment by Flickerdart — May 20, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

Nothing with Indiana Jones can suck, but Temple of Doom was the worst of the three.

Comment by Zephran — May 20, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

Even the game for the Atari 2600 was awesome. Anyone else every play it?

Comment by rattybad — May 20, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

^ *ever

Comment by rattybad — May 20, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

I’d get it.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 11, 2008 @ 8:44 pm

It is hilarious how a fetish video trailer got so popular. Type in “MFX” and “fetish” into Google and watch what you get. It is a horrible sight.

Comment by TokenWGuy — May 11, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

And on tiki’s OTHER leg, we have..

Comment by orbitn — May 11, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

“And on tiki’s OTHER leg, we have..”

This?

Comment by Mayyday — May 11, 2008 @ 9:21 pm

om nom nom nom

Comment by pedantic — May 12, 2008 @ 12:32 am

I really hope this is faked, and he went all out and shaved his leg just to make it convincing.

Comment by Wisebrute — May 14, 2008 @ 7:47 am

viral homeopathic marketing……Ironic

Comment by talllankyguy — May 2, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

hmm… i called it.. not sure about this one

Comment by fuzz06 — May 2, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

Wow, she’d pathetic. Total rip-off of Post-Secret.

Comment by AlecDalek — May 3, 2008 @ 7:11 am

Arlington, Ma wireless phone number

Comment by j_bryon — May 6, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

@AlecDalek

I think you’re missing the point. Remixing Post-Secret isn’t a bad thing. That’s like accusing me of ripping off College Humor because I post funny pictures… yeah, we’re kinda the same, but it’s different content in different forms.

Comment by tiki god — May 6, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

SIN CITYS SEQUEL?

Comment by w0x — April 20, 2008 @ 8:36 am

It wishes.

The trailer was stupid.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — April 20, 2008 @ 9:04 am

Sans serif?

Comment by ohmybob — April 20, 2008 @ 11:50 am

Does nobody here know the Spirit or Will Eisner?

Shocking. Well, not shocking, really, but sad.

Comment by Anonymouse — April 20, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

What the hell is up with Mendes being all flipper baby in that pic? Giant bobblehead, stumpy arms and malformed, webbed fingers? Worst shoop ever, poster artist should be shot.

Comment by juiceyfruit — April 20, 2008 @ 3:20 pm

juiceyfruit: And apparently only one leg. Weirdest fucking pose I ever saw. I don’t know if she’s squatting to take a dump, reaching out to an acrobat, pointing, or just showing off her flipper.

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — April 21, 2008 @ 12:48 pm