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MCS Soong

Posted in Images on November 1st, 2012 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: drunk, forever alone, MCS Faces, skydiving, Soong

1 ? At a wedding reception (bride and groom cropped for your protection)
2 ? Very not sober.
3 ? Falling.

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   jokez30 (UID# 179422) 0  0
   November 2, 2012 at 3:56 pm

   

   Awesome with the superman shirt,if you ever like to post it here ilovesuperheroshirts.tumblr.com just stop by

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Just do it -or- Look at me! I jumped out of a plane!

Posted in Images on July 17th, 2012 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: falling, parachute, plane, Skydive, skydiving

I went skydiving for the first time on June 10, 2012. I tumbled out of a plane at 18,000 feet and flew straight down over two miles before Jordan deployed our parachute. There is nothing like plunging through the troposphere at terminal velocity… then suddenly you’re floating almost a mile above the ground. It’s down right magical.

Stand up, walk away from the computer, and go live. Your life is only as amazing as you choose to make it. It’s a choice but you absolutely have to make it your self.

“Don’t worry, don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.” – Bill Hicks

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   nobody-knows (UID# 5034) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 8  0
   July 16, 2012 at 6:30 pm

   

   the real Supermen uses a cape, you use a dude…
2. 

   (UID# ) Hot debate. What do you think? 4  5
   July 17, 2012 at 1:17 am

   Doesn’t count if you had to be strapped to someone else to do it
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     magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) Hot debate. What do you think? 8  6
     July 17, 2012 at 1:55 am

     It’s required for first time jumpers. You need to log hours before you can jump solo.
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       (UID# ) 3  4
       July 17, 2012 at 2:32 am

       Ok I don’t really agree with Mags on most things but did some tard *actually* downvote this? When s/he’s correct?!

       Sheeeeesh…
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         (UID# ) 4  1
         July 17, 2012 at 2:58 am

         Static line, 8 hours training and you go out solo.
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           (UID# ) 0  2
           July 17, 2012 at 12:35 pm

           Different kind of “first jump”.
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           http://emailtoid.net/i/174c1f20/a3812fcf/ (UID# 7280) 0  0
           July 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm

           yea but it’s not from 10k+ feet! I did a few static line jumps and regret not doing freefall.
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         mld (UID# 3619) 0  1
         July 19, 2012 at 12:20 pm

         8 hrs class
         a few lower altitute static line jumps
         totally worth it.
         CHOSING to let go/step off the first time is waaaayyy better than riding bitch

         still, cool story bro.
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   hochunk (UID# 5604) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 7  1
   July 17, 2012 at 1:49 am

   It’s a shame you were sodomized the whole way down…or…maybe…I dunno…maybe it isn’t.
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     npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 0  0
     July 17, 2012 at 7:44 am

     

     I think being gay, or at least bi, is (still) trendy, so…
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   (UID# ) 1  2
   July 17, 2012 at 2:03 am

   Well done. Now jump out a plane at 6k feet. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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   (UID# ) 4  1
   July 17, 2012 at 3:20 am

   They didn’t do the whole tandem thing back when I did my first jump. For me the instructor simply held on to the pilot chute as a static line jump. That and the reserve chute had a decent rate trigger. If you were below a certain height and falling faster than a certain rate it popped. I have never gotten the tandem thing…
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   luxan_warrior (UID# 178217) 2  0
   July 17, 2012 at 3:38 am

   

   Great stuff. Now try it with 50 pounds of military hardware strapped to you.
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     npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 0  0
     July 17, 2012 at 7:43 am

     

     + HALO.
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       (UID# ) 1  0
       July 17, 2012 at 1:26 pm

       QUAKE!
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       luxan_warrior (UID# 178217) 2  0
       July 18, 2012 at 1:23 am

       

       8 years military service. Halo’s for pussies.
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         (UID# ) 0  0
         July 18, 2012 at 12:39 pm

         Agree. Doom is really where it’s at.
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     (UID# ) 1  1
     July 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

     I did a 20k full battle rattle and dropped like an express elevator to hell. Goin’ down!

     Aliens is awesome btw.
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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 2  1
   July 17, 2012 at 4:15 am

   

   looks fun!
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   spuggemhate (UID# 18468) 2  2
   July 17, 2012 at 7:41 am

   

   Great work and excellent quote from the dark poet Hicks.
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   aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 1  1
   July 17, 2012 at 12:07 pm

   

   inspirational. thanks man.
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    scandata (UID# 7698) 0  0
    July 17, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    I did that once (from 11k feet). Freefalling was awesome, but once the chute opened and we were bobbing up and down I got airsick and almost threw up. If you’re susceptible to motion sickness (like I am) I’d suggest Dramamine beforehand.
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    (UID# ) 4  2
    July 18, 2012 at 12:18 am

    Fuck the haters man. They’re just jealous that you were able to do something they never could muster the testicular fortitude for.

    I envy you. I look at videos all the time about base jumping and slacklining and wish I could do it.
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      mld (UID# 3619) 0  2
      July 19, 2012 at 12:22 pm

      sounds like quite a few of us HAVE done it.
      And not just tandem/bitch style either.

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How to help Japan (for the ladies)

Posted in Images on April 3rd, 2011 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites

How to help Japan
1. Go to a party dressed slutty.
2. When a boy asks for your number, grab his phone.
3. Text “Redcross” to 90999

BOOM! JUST GAVE JAPAN $10.00

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   reavermma (UID# 23648) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1  6
   April 3, 2011 at 3:06 pm

   

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   4. Get raped
   5. Wonder if it was really worth it
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     korinthian (UID# 3174) 3  0
     April 3, 2011 at 6:37 pm

     Charity is an offense punishable by rape!
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       nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
       April 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm

       

       welcome to the internet (your name here).
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       reavermma (UID# 23648) 1  0
       April 3, 2011 at 7:38 pm

       

       Charity and cock teasing theft are two different things
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   crewmanguy (UID# 47015) 2  1
   April 3, 2011 at 10:05 pm

   

   This is why my cell is password protected.
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   blowbags (UID# 14150) 0  0
   April 4, 2011 at 4:28 am

   I hope they know how to repair cigerette burns on expensive clothes/bags after that.

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Non-Terrestrial Anaglyphs 2

Posted in Images on February 9th, 2011 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: 3d, Space

Again, you need red/cyan glasses.

Mars, Mars again, Mars in color, Man on the moon.

credit: NASA

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   atkinson (UID# 2026) 0  0
   February 9, 2011 at 3:38 pm

   Try:
   “anaglyph” on: apod.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/apod/apod_search
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   billcar50 (UID# 3453) 0  0
   February 10, 2011 at 8:57 pm

   

   That last moon one is brilliant.

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Non-Terrestrial Anaglyphs 1

Posted in Images on February 8th, 2011 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites

You need red/cyan glasses.

These were all taken by/of various Mars rovers.

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   cashmods (UID# 17107) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1  5
   February 7, 2011 at 9:03 pm

   

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   Damn it.

   Ross was having a sale on magenta/yellow glasses.

   The red/cyan were regular priced.

   I’ll see if I can switch the tags on a new employee who doesn’t know any better.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   February 7, 2011 at 11:00 pm

   

   I own a pair of the red/blue glasses, but the damn red it too dark and it washes out the picture and causes eye strain. worst $4 I ever spent.
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   dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0
   February 7, 2011 at 11:03 pm

   This is why I keep my Spy Kids 3D glasses near my computer. That last image is boss in 3D.
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   traptin85 (UID# 3559) 0  0
   February 7, 2011 at 11:46 pm

   heh, I have this book. wait a second, if i still have it, I probably still have the glasses, which means…

   3D MINECRAFT!
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   atkinson (UID# 2026) 1  0
   February 8, 2011 at 9:04 am

   More mars anaglyphs:
   roadtoendeavour.wordpress.com/

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This was the last time we walked on the moon.

Posted in Images on February 6th, 2011 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today — but the core of science fiction, its essence, the concept around which it revolves, has become crucial to our salvation if we are to be saved at all.
-Isaac Asimov
“My Own View” in The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction (1978) edited by Robert Holdstock; later published in Asimov on Science Fiction (1981)

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   soong (UID# 11302) 0  0
   February 6, 2011 at 6:51 pm

   

   God damn the stupid browser auto-filling the title. Son of a bitch.
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     adrian (UID# 1075) 0  0
     February 6, 2011 at 7:15 pm

     Erm… honsetly? I think it’s quite suitable. Very pensive. Makes me wanna read Asimov now.
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   bstaples (UID# 6783) 1  1
   February 7, 2011 at 2:03 am

   LOL CRIPPLES CANT WALK!

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This was the last time we walked on the moon.

Posted in Images on February 6th, 2011 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites

This was the last time we walked on the moon.

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   bfd (UID# 4113) 0  1
   February 6, 2011 at 6:28 pm

   Pitiful, isn’t it?

   I find the decline of the space program embarrassing, soon NASA will be hitchhiking to the ISS, which remains a worthless pile of junk mostly occupied with keeping itself running and manned.

   The writers of the ’40′s-’60′s are dissapoint
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     ductile-logistics (UID# 17551) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  3
     February 7, 2011 at 3:20 am

     

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     Until we figure out how to make rocket fuel that spreads love and joy instead of massive amounts of pollution (and use vast amounts of post-peak oil), I don’t think its necessarily a bad thing.

     At some point we do have to get off this fuckin’ dying rock though….
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   reboot (UID# 436) 2  2
   February 6, 2011 at 9:45 pm

   

   The moon is lame. Its just a big rock. Most of space is pretty boring when you get down to it. Obviously it should still be explored, for purely scientific reasons. But the exploration should be done by robots, because they’re good at doing boring stuff.
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     crewmanguy (UID# 47015) 1  1
     February 7, 2011 at 1:50 am

     

     Our destiny does not end on this planet.
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       reboot (UID# 436) 1  2
       February 7, 2011 at 2:18 am

       

       Yeah, I’m sure some day kids are going to be flying off to Mars for summer vacation. Right after I get my flying car.
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     lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 1  0
     February 7, 2011 at 2:56 pm

     Yeah, but dat hoe got dat helium-3, know’m'sayin’.
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   super-loco (UID# 36037) 0  2
   February 7, 2011 at 8:48 am

   

   it was just a fable, it never happens.
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   outlanderssc (UID# 17653) 0  1
   February 7, 2011 at 11:04 am

   

   Bush decided to spend the money beating up Saddam instead -
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   leonardo-da-nietzsche (UID# 8938) 0  0
   February 9, 2011 at 2:08 am

   I hate to be that ‘Actually’ guy but the samples taken from the moon have been shown to have incredibly high levels of Helium-3 which can be processed as a nuclear fuel without pollution. This actually then makes the moon as thee most important fuel source for the human race for next century.

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Somewhere at CERN…

Posted in Images on February 6th, 2011 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Left:
Black Hole / Strangelet CRASH button
In case of imminent world destruction;
break glass and push CMS abort button.

Right:
CMS
ON
O(FF)

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   lamb (UID# 3529) 0  0
   February 6, 2011 at 6:46 pm

   

   Hehe.
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   cashmods (UID# 17107) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1  8
   February 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm

   

   Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

   Now ladies, calm down, this isn’t the switch to turn ME on, despite the similarity in abbreviation!

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From the collection of Wonko The Sane

Posted in Images on February 6th, 2011 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Hold interdens stick near the centre
of its length. Moisten pointed end in
mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt edge
next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.
interdens sticks remove plaque from
the interdentalspaces, cleansing
surfaces not reachable by a toothbrush.
Help you keep your natural teeth for life.
Use anywhere, any time.

interdens are recognized by the dental
profession as a valuable aid to good oral
hygiene and health. They are produced from
a specially selected grade of wood for their
ideal texture, and are impregnated with a breath freshener to refresh the
mouth.
Regular use of interdens effectively remove plaque (a sticky, bacteria containing film)
From those surfaces of the teeth and gums which are not reached by ordinary toothbrushing.
The bacteria in the plaque change sugar from food which we eat or drink, into acid, which
attacks the enamel of tooth causing caries (decay). They also produce toxins which
can cause inflammation of the gums.
Removal of the plaque by a regular daily use of toothbrushing techniques and interdens
will help you maintain a healthy dental condition.
With a proper programme of oral hygiene you and interdens can help keep your
natural teeth for life.
Please note interdens may be soaked for a period in warm water which has a softening
effect for care of tender gums.

Use for children only on dental recommendation.

[Signed: Douglas Adams][/p]

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   cashmods (UID# 17107) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  3
   February 6, 2011 at 8:04 pm

   

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   tl;dr
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     soong (UID# 11302) 2  0
     February 6, 2011 at 9:44 pm

     

     I’m glad that you, of all people, are completely unaware and incapable of understanding how epic this is. I feel better about my self knowing there is one more thing we do not hold in common.
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   7footjesus (UID# 389) 1  0
   February 8, 2011 at 2:00 am

   

   Little known fact: Christian Slater played Wonko in the radio version.
   /total Douglas Adams geek

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Megan Fusako Gaines

Posted in Images on August 28th, 2010 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Megan Fusako Gaines

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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 1  0
   August 26, 2010 at 4:07 pm

   

   is hot.
2. 

   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   August 26, 2010 at 9:02 pm

   

   Uh Hi. Let’s do lunch.
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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   August 27, 2010 at 1:29 am

   

   Incredible.
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   phijen (UID# 6116) 0  0
   August 28, 2010 at 7:16 am

   Yeah-but-no-but, you-shouldn’t-listen-to-her-cause-she’s-got-one-tit-bigger-than-the-other.
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     mcavity (UID# 39910) 1  0
     August 28, 2010 at 11:35 am

     

     I don’t know about that. I think it requites closer examination.
     I volunteer.
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   sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 1  0
   August 28, 2010 at 8:22 am

   That smile and body promise fun and trouble….yeah, it’s a trap, but I would walk into it anyway just to see what is behind the smile.
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   merthsoft (UID# 1492) 0  0
   August 28, 2010 at 10:46 am

   You could dial a phone with those nipples.
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  1
   August 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm

   nice weave

   r the tits take too?
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     magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  2
     August 28, 2010 at 12:59 pm

     that should read fake.

     ah well!
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       rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
       August 28, 2010 at 4:34 pm

       

       I found a source that said her hair was all hers. Hmmm, not so sure still.
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       jediadept (UID# 3758) 0  0
       August 28, 2010 at 5:47 pm

       Is it trendy to purchase two different sizes now?
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   andre666 (UID# 3479) 0  0
   August 28, 2010 at 2:50 pm

   ouch careful w that u’ll pop someone’s eye out
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   kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  6
   August 29, 2010 at 1:15 am

   Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

   *throws a banana at it*
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     (UID# ) 2  0
     December 29, 2012 at 5:30 am

     What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Where White Man Went Wrong

Posted in Images on June 21st, 2010 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Where White Man Went
Wrong

Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S.
government official, “You have observed the white man
for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological
advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s
done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in
your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official then replied,
“When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes,
no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women
did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man
dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”

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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 1  0
   June 12, 2010 at 4:56 pm

   

   So true.
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
     June 13, 2010 at 8:17 pm

     

     NO NEVER
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   cottonpicker (UID# 2342) 0  0
   June 21, 2010 at 4:32 am

   

   It is with great pride that I’m the first bastard to shout “FAKE!” in this post.
   FAKE!
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     conan776 (UID# 5342) 0  0
     June 21, 2010 at 1:07 pm

     What is truth?
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   June 21, 2010 at 4:57 am

   

   Fake! Ah shit.
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   ian356094 (UID# 3738) 0  0
   June 21, 2010 at 7:09 am

   White man did improve it.

   With internet porn.
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     outlanderssc (UID# 17653) 0  0
     June 21, 2010 at 8:33 am

     

     I’d trade sex all night for internet porn any day -
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       tyger42 (UID# 4564) 0  0
       June 21, 2010 at 9:57 am

       You’d give up the real thing all night every night for PICTURES of it?
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   June 21, 2010 at 8:29 am

   

   *one tear rolls down my cheek*
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     senshi (UID# 3752) 0  0
     June 21, 2010 at 10:50 am

     A gin-soaked tear at that.
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     June 21, 2010 at 11:57 am

     

     You’re Italian?
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   kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0
   June 21, 2010 at 4:25 pm

   see
   americans have been fucking up communism even BEFORE they became the United States
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   raff2603 (UID# 24714) 0  0
   June 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm

   

   Praise the Lord!
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   dhg4983 (UID# 3928) 0  0
   June 22, 2010 at 8:30 am

   How awesome would it be spending all day hunting fishing and drinking all day every fucking day. And you know they were smoking pot, then they came home and got to the fucking. That is pretty much paradise.
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     caio (UID# 104) 0  0
     February 16, 2011 at 10:12 am

     Pot is indian dot not indian feather
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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
   June 22, 2010 at 10:12 am

   “Women did all the work…”

   So THAT’S why only the Indians say “white man”, instead of “white folks” or “white people”.

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Keira Knightly in uniform

Posted in Images on June 15th, 2010 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   thatonejimguy (UID# 3565) 0  0
   June 15, 2010 at 12:32 pm

   thats not keira. look at the boobs.
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     http://benisawesome.wordpress.com/ (UID# 27675) 0  0
     June 15, 2010 at 11:09 pm

     

     seconded. This girl isn’t Keria Knightly. It’s originally from this Flickr post > www.flickr.com/photos/petrosd/2795302885/
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       http://benisawesome.wordpress.com/ (UID# 27675) 0  0
       June 26, 2010 at 10:54 am

       

       And for the flawless victory….. Here is a second photo of this girl… clearly not Keira Knightly.

       acidcow.com/pics/20100623/acid_picdump_50.jpg
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   titanzero (UID# 1145) 0  0
   June 15, 2010 at 12:37 pm

   who gives a fuck who it is…its a cop…kill it
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     zipfer (UID# 2732) 0  0
     June 15, 2010 at 12:52 pm

     First we fuck it, though…right??
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       titanzero (UID# 1145) 0  0
       June 15, 2010 at 1:10 pm

       yeah but with a condom…dont want to get police disease and turn into a grass…like the fuckers who are voting us down
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       sleepyjoe256 (UID# 4500) 0  0
       June 15, 2010 at 1:12 pm

       We certainly wouldn’t fuck it after.
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         sherlockbonez (UID# 5879) 0  0
         June 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm

         Well that depends on how it looks after?
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   sleepyjoe256 (UID# 4500) 0  0
   June 15, 2010 at 12:55 pm

   Moar.
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     http://benisawesome.wordpress.com/ (UID# 27675) 0  0
     June 26, 2010 at 10:55 am

     

     Done > acidcow.com/pics/20100623/acid_picdump_50.jpg
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   blowbags (UID# 14150) 0  0
   June 15, 2010 at 1:59 pm

   RIP OZZY OSBORNE
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     billcar50 (UID# 3453) 0  0
     June 15, 2010 at 3:24 pm

     

     Quality statement!
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   myconfinedcanuck (UID# 11029) 0  0
   June 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm

   Poor girl, she just got ripped to pieces and she doesn’t even know it, whoever she is.
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   erin (UID# 1536) 0  0
   June 15, 2010 at 5:32 pm

   hot repost, obviously not keira knightly because she hasn’t floated away with a light breeze
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   June 15, 2010 at 8:04 pm

   That’s totally Keira Knightly. Open your eyes you vietkong.
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   ian356094 (UID# 3738) 0  0
   June 15, 2010 at 11:05 pm

   Thats not Keira Knightly. Stop trolling.

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how not to fail at life

Posted in Images on April 24th, 2010 by Soong | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor

Sorry, I know it’s likely more reading than you’re accustomed to.

Internets forgive me if any are reposts.

P.S. the title is a Penny Arcade reference.

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   soong (UID# 11302) 0  0
   April 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm

   

   P.P.S. The title is no longer a Penny Arcade reference.
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  1
     April 21, 2010 at 3:12 pm

     

     fucking people don’t read the fucking submissions guidelines.

     single topic you sick fucks.

     SINGLE FUCKING TOPIC.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 1  0
   April 23, 2010 at 9:10 am

   

   step 1. don’t be casemods
   step 2. repeat step one
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     adrominik (UID# 888) 0  0
     April 25, 2010 at 3:04 pm

     I’m actually glad you posted this natedog, because this process actually saved my life in one of the grim points of my life… I said to myself

     “How can I improve my life, Adro?”

     And then I realized… all I had to do was not be casemods!
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       nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
       April 25, 2010 at 9:05 pm

       

       It’s an amazing feeling, isn’t it, not being him? It seems so obvious now.
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   fortyseven (UID# 3235) 0  0
   April 24, 2010 at 1:22 am

   sorry i’m not not accostomed to reading more than a couple of lines we’re all stupid obese opinionated stereotyped americans here
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     kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  0
     April 24, 2010 at 1:24 am

     

     AND I BLESS YOU ALL.
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     puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
     April 24, 2010 at 1:28 am

     

     Where the fuck is my McDonalds Big Mac and Nascar!
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   snow (UID# 1832) 0  0
   April 24, 2010 at 2:33 am

   the thing about relationships is stupid

   shakespeare has that shit down.

   the lady doth protest to much

   she will hate you then grow to like you
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   silverwolf (UID# 6586) 0  0
   April 24, 2010 at 5:23 am

   Oh, nuts. I’m still at step 4. Haven’t worked out the courage to get to step 5 (mostly because I’m still too damn picky for my own good).
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  1
   April 24, 2010 at 7:42 am

   Do something that you enjoy in public.

   Like Warhammer 40k.

   Where you spend a ridiculous amount of money on tiny resin figures, spend hours building them and painting them, and then play a game based on rulers and dice.

   Also implying that autism is the same kind of disease as cancer or muscular dystrophy.

   Why would I take advice on not failing at life from someone who fails at life?
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   April 24, 2010 at 11:32 am

   

   OK, this sucks…
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   ray53208 (UID# 7278) 0  0
   April 24, 2010 at 12:03 pm

   rules 5 and 6 on panel 1 are BS.
   gifts get you no where unless you want a gold digger.
   talk to girls, dumbass. learn to say hello. learn to listen. learn to have a normal conversation that doesn’t include ANY jargon from 4chan. compliment them, be sincere, be polite, be honest.

   you don’t have to lie or not be yourself, just be your BEST self.
   remember, your going to meet a lot of girls. talking WITH them (not at them) is the only way to know if they’re batshit insane or even interesting people. its an interview process where you let them tell you about themselves. you might mess up, but keep trying. sometimes you’ll have to move along to a new girl.

   once you meet someone who enjoys your company, and who you truly like. just like, love comes later… MAYBE. and forget about sex for a while (yes, its an essential aspect to an adult relationship. but you aren’t there yet.) then you get the gifts; and 200+ dollars is stupid and a little crazy, yes you’ll creep her out. think about $35 to $50 just to test the waters, then if she appreciates it and sticks around do it again later.
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     ray53208 (UID# 7278) 0  0
     April 24, 2010 at 12:39 pm

     whoah! i hadn’t read the next couple panels yet. apparently, i jumped the gun with hitting the submit button.

     okay, panel 2: there are a few things on that list of things that will happen in a relationship that warrant an immediate break-up. just out of self-respect and self-preservation. if someone loves you, they will not willingly hurt you. period. the end.

     if she cheats, if shes a junkie, if she is mean and hurtful… LEAVE. you aren’t contractually bound to her. do you know why?

     REMEMBER: given the choice between being miserable alone, or miserable with someone. be alone. there is no fucking reason to waste your time on someone who is going to drag you into misery. ultimately, id would’ve been your own fault for staying with someone who hurt you.

     loving someone doesn’t give them license to hurt you.

     some of the other things are piddly shit: pimples? furries? ect.
     some things are pretty serious: herpes, cancer, ect.

     serious or not, the only way you are going to survive as a couple through the rough parts is to communicate. once again it comes back to talking.

     also, long distance NEVER works. don’t argue, it never works out. just agree to be friends and swiftly, amicably part ways. maybe you’ll move closer together sometime in the future and can rekindle something. until then, just let her go.
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       dagonz (UID# 10261) 0  0
       April 25, 2010 at 2:17 pm

       “also, long distance NEVER works. don’t argue, it never works out”.

       That’s bollocks. I’ve had three years of long-distance in my relationship with my now wife.

       Long-idstance doesn’t work often, but it can work. You’ve just got to put in the effort: talk every day if you can, visit about once a month if you can afford it. And it definitely helps if you’ve been together in the same place for a little while beforehand. But it can work.

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