Looks more like mousy cheese to me…

Comment by phyreblade — November 14, 2007 @ 12:10 am

odd… ass shots are nsfw…. but sand ass is not nsfw??? kay…….

i’m not at work so i dont care.

Comment by GlowMonkay — November 13, 2007 @ 9:07 pm

sandcastles are NSFW

Comment by redxblack — November 13, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

This particular sandcastle is very, very NSFW…
Could cause steaming up of computer monitors…

Comment by phyreblade — November 14, 2007 @ 12:08 am

Niiice shapes.
Though I wouldn’t want to hit it. Too scratchy.

Comment by Gilly — November 14, 2007 @ 3:32 am

Sand in vagina is NSFW.

Comment by Hepathos — November 14, 2007 @ 8:31 am

@Hepathos: “Sand pooty is NSFW.”

Fixed.

Comment by phyreblade — November 14, 2007 @ 9:01 pm

Lex Luthor stole FORTY cakes. That’s as many as 4 tens.

…. And that’s terrible.

Comment by Max — November 13, 2007 @ 8:03 pm

Reminds me of that Dane Cook segment about smacking ice cream into someone’s face so they will always remember you.

Comment by L_Tetris_Block — November 13, 2007 @ 8:06 pm

Isn’t the Joker supposed to make you laugh? Of course your laughing to death but STILL. It’s out of character.

(Superdickery FTW)

Comment by The ATZ — November 13, 2007 @ 8:24 pm

What a fucking asshole. There’s a difference between making people cry because they are between you and 70 million dollars and making them cry because you fucking can.

heheh.

Comment by Hazard — November 13, 2007 @ 8:27 pm

So … does this mean Batman is not actually eccentric millionaire Bruce Wayne, but instead eccentric pop singer Michael Jackson?

Hey, at least it explains the mask…

Comment by warren — November 13, 2007 @ 9:36 pm

doesn’t make sense. like Joker doesn’t have anything better to do, and why would he spy on an ordinary kid like that.
he’s just passing by and doing some random crime? fat chance.

Comment by bennylin — November 14, 2007 @ 12:13 am

Maybe The Joker just got out of Arkham? Step one in rebuilding his empire, this little punk.

Comment by MrPsychic — November 14, 2007 @ 12:25 am

Wow, Joker really got low since he got shot in the face. At least he didn’t gived the boy a boner.

Comment by Hepathos — November 14, 2007 @ 8:34 am

I should be calling that number daily. In fact I sense a toll free phone call coming on.

Comment by maxcw — November 13, 2007 @ 5:08 pm

The things I saw gave me a raging clue….

Comment by garbledxmission — November 13, 2007 @ 5:14 pm

Yes. There’s nothing more unnatural or perverse than a teen boy being fascinated by naked women.

Uh, wait … he wasn’t reading Animal Husbandry Quarterly, was he?

Comment by warren — November 13, 2007 @ 5:27 pm

By Christian standards I need to be exorcised.

Comment by Jimmed — November 13, 2007 @ 6:16 pm

In all fairness, though… that was a hell of a lot more sane than most of the comic book Christian message things.

Comment by dantoo — November 13, 2007 @ 6:41 pm

You know, the advice to go see a pastor is good advice. From what I’ve seen in the news lately, they know where to find the grade-A premo porn that I just can’t get on the internet.

Comment by tormato — November 13, 2007 @ 6:45 pm

I just put the number on speed dial…

Comment by phyreblade — November 13, 2007 @ 6:55 pm

The kid is going to be conditioned to go into fits of self-abuse whenever he sees boobies.

Bonus points for failed manga knockoff style.

Comment by Hazard — November 13, 2007 @ 6:56 pm

LOL

TV glare from a bible…

Phail.

-50 Internets…

Comment by phyreblade — November 13, 2007 @ 7:04 pm

No no, that’s the Holy Light of God.

Or an Itty-Bitty Bible Lite.

Or something.

Comment by warren — November 13, 2007 @ 8:29 pm

Yeah… “tried not to look”… he’s just feeling guilty cuz they whacked each other off and he liked it a little too much.

Comment by deuce — November 13, 2007 @ 8:34 pm

I find it kinda weird that this is saved as “Jesus_Porn”.

Comment by Frank — November 13, 2007 @ 9:11 pm

@Warren
I done my fair share ‘o bible readin’, and I ain’t never seen no light come out o’ it while I was a readin’…

Am I doin’ it wrong?!?

Comment by phyreblade — November 14, 2007 @ 12:01 am

This is rubbish. I fapped to every type of porn known to man, and I’m still a norman person. The prison psychologist said so.

Comment by Hepathos — November 14, 2007 @ 8:36 am

@Hepathos
Norman? Yes. Yes you are. Normal? No. Absolutely not. I hate to tell you this, but prison psychologists lie. I know.

Comment by phyreblade — November 14, 2007 @ 8:59 pm

The bible is radioactive!

Comment by Luminary — November 15, 2007 @ 2:59 am

Oh poop, my funky hungarian typo made my joke less funy again. Curse you Kazinczy Ferenc! Curse youuuu!

Wow look at the time. It’s rape o’clock!

Comment by Hepathos — November 15, 2007 @ 7:23 am

Hey! This guy is dead. D-E-A-D. Hey! This guy is dead! D-E-A-D-E-A-D!

Comment by dantoo — November 13, 2007 @ 6:42 pm

Best picture since like last March.

l
oh
l

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — November 13, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

Where is this tombstone!! I freaking love this picture!!

Comment by mscookiecrumbl — March 23, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

the hell? Does the tombstone behind him say ‘laughlin’?

Comment by glam_bastard — August 20, 2008 @ 3:05 am

A female impersonator on steroids. He looks like the other Wachowski brother after he got his sex change. What in the faaaack is up with his/her eyebrows? Creepy lookin unfunny asshat.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 13, 2007 @ 2:17 pm

YIKES!!!

Too much makeup is what’s wrong with his eyebrows.

I wouldn’t say anything to his face about it, though.
He is pretty ripped and would tear my head off.

Comment by Kerry — November 13, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

that’s why he became a roid monkey. He was tired of people punching him in the face when they’d meet him. Apparently it was quite the popular thing to do for awhile there.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 13, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

maybe it wasnt surgery, maybe it was reconstructive punchery

Comment by maxcw — November 13, 2007 @ 4:11 pm

i’m actually pretty sure that the first picture isnt actually him.

Comment by GlowMonkay — November 13, 2007 @ 6:02 pm

Is it just me or does he look like a really jacked up, extreme Chucky makeover…?

Comment by phyreblade — November 13, 2007 @ 6:49 pm

for those of you who don’t know what he looks like now

http://m90.org/gallery/image/carrot_top_buff.jpg

Comment by maxcw — November 13, 2007 @ 7:26 pm

Wow, now I won’t laugh at him because he could rip my arms off. Whereas before I wouldn’t laugh at him because he wasn’t funny.

Comment by cpnichol — November 13, 2007 @ 8:27 pm

OMG this is disturbing…wtf did he do to himself…why would you care about what other people think so much that you change the way you look?

He was a nerd, now he’s a sex change gone bad.

I remember kathy griffin or w./e her name is getting plastic surgery…wtf is the point? maybe it’s a red head thing?

Comment by casemods — November 13, 2007 @ 9:16 pm

I’m ginger and even i wanna smack him one. Christ man, you’re not making it any easier for the rest of us!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 26, 2008 @ 9:57 am

This pic is like the 3rd or 4th best thing ever. There should be a calendar of bloopers like this.

Comment by reboot — November 13, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

Hey Spike! Check out my UnderDog pose… Spike? You OK Spike…?

Comment by phyreblade — November 13, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

Rock.

Comment by GlowMonkay — November 13, 2007 @ 7:14 am

Through statistical studies it has been found that most people start RPS with a rock. Not joking (look it up, it’s in the Internets).

Comment by unknown — November 13, 2007 @ 8:31 am

THAT IS FUNNY SHIT!!

Comment by egnilk66 — November 13, 2007 @ 10:32 am

Did anyone else grow up with this game as “Paper Scissor Rock” and not “Rock Paper Scissor”? The latter gives me the heebie jeebies…

Comment by tiki god — November 13, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

winston churchill is my bff

Comment by sansbutt — November 13, 2007 @ 3:23 pm

my brandpa called RPS Ro-Sham-Bo…. dunno why… i always thought that game was who could stand after getting kicked in the cods…

Comment by Jet — May 31, 2008 @ 12:46 am

grandpa….

Comment by Jet — May 31, 2008 @ 12:50 am

I hated that one kid who decided to use his imagination and throw in a bayonet (one finger) or a grenade (rock, with thumb up).

Use your imagination on your own time buddy. Follow the damn RPS rules.

@tiki god
I’ve heard it called “Paper Scissor Rock” before. Why does the latter give you heebie jeebies?

Comment by Camiam321 — June 2, 2008 @ 6:23 am

because it’s just not natural

Comment by tiki god — June 2, 2008 @ 8:16 am

Heh, my fiance’s birthday is Pearl Harbor Day…

Comment by LordSethD — November 13, 2007 @ 1:09 am

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/....._flash.jpg

Comment by Netforce — November 13, 2007 @ 1:29 am

MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!

Comment by Hepathos — November 14, 2007 @ 8:49 am

kids going to the best of schools

Comment by knogoodidleft — November 12, 2007 @ 8:06 pm

That’s right. Start ‘em young…

Comment by phyreblade — November 12, 2007 @ 8:45 pm

Saw these at spencers lol

Comment by Cargen — November 13, 2007 @ 2:34 am

Too many teeth to be redneck.

Comment by deuce — November 13, 2007 @ 8:43 pm