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The GINA, A car covered in cloth instead of metals. There’s a movie of this at the site I found it on, the car winks at you at the end of the video.
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Every embryos dream
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bebe sammiches
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Mmm babies!
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Only thing worse than a dead baby. Is a dead baby gone to waste .
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placenta soup?
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babies = delicious
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the only thing that would make this more win would be if the top billboard started with WAT! instead of WHAT!
18 days and there is a heartbeat?
WAT
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They almost had me, and then I saw the bit about “Heartbeat in 18 days”. I call shenanigans. Christians, over the life of their religion, have killed millions of innocents that had had heartbeats way longer than that. It’s like they really just want to make sure the babies make it into the world so they can get started oppressing them. It’s not like they help the babies they “save” for all the years after their born. Christians are so full of shit sometimes I wonder how they can still have white skin.
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@ Aleck: Christians are not exactly the only fucking psycho jihadists the world have ever seen.
You’re using the same excuse a black person would use for getting reparations today: You oppressed my ancestors, give me money. Just because they were fucking lunatics back then doesn’t mean they are now.
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one does not have to be a christian or go to church to be pro life
people from anywhere on the planet are individuals who can have any number of different combinations of beliefs. even people of the same families often differ in their beliefs dramatically.
i am against abortion, but i am pro-choice. i think it is murder, but i dont think it is my place to tell someone else what to do or how to make their choices.
also i think the woman should have to have the father’s permission before being able to have the abortion. it’s his child too, right? and to anyone who thinks that last statement is bullshit, fuck you. L2takeresponibilityforwhereyouputyour cooter
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Chicken Embryos VS Human Embryos
Which one has a soul, and which one makes a delicous chicken mcnugget?
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I’m with natedog on this one… There are times when I’d agree with an abortion, like if the pregnancy has a high chance of killing the mother before she can bring it to term, or if a woman gets pregnant as a result of a rape, then yeah, an abortion should be an option.
But if you just don’t want the baby? Or “it was an accident”? Or, “I can’t take care of this baby for financial/medical/emotional/psychological issues”? Tough shit. There’s this little thing called responsibility which seems to be an anathema to the modern mindset. You don’t want a kid? Then maybe you shouldn’t have gone out, gotten drunk and opened your knees for some fella who seemed quite charming at the time. Our actions have consequences, sometimes unforeseen, that we have to be responsible for. And sometimes, those consequences suck; like having a nine-pound screaming larva tear it’s way out of your vagoo.
If you want to make absolutely sure you don’t get/get someone pregnant, don’t have sex. It’s not a difficult a concept. Because no one *needs* to have sex. There is (unfortunately) no terminal illness that can only be cured with sex. People *want* to have sex (not that I blame them 
), but if they do, then they have to take responsibility for the fact that someone might get pregnant. Even if you use protection, a condom might break, the Pill might fail for some incredibly unlikely reason, or he might not quite pull out in time. But the main purpose of having sex is to get the woman pregnant, so even if you’re taking precautions, you still need to realize that doing so always carries a risk of winding up with a bun in the oven.
There’s plenty of infertile couples out there who would love the chance to adopt a kid, so if you really can’t take care of a kid, put it up for adoption. Having to squeeze one out, and having to hear about it for the rest of his life, would be a lovely lesson in personal responsibility for women and men respectively.
And while we’re at it, let’s get rid of the morning after pill for anything except an emergency measure in rape cases. That should probably cut down on the number of, “I wasn’t on the pill and went out to the club and met a guy and despite him not being clever enough to bring a condom with him when the only reason for going to the club is to try to get laid, I boinked him anyway because I knew I could just get the morning after pill the next day but then I got herpes” stories, and that’s a good thing.
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Solid wall of text is solid, lolz.
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There’s a pill in the last stages of production, or already out on the market that is a form of birth control for guys.
It can be taken a few hours before sex and work up to three days. No side effects either other than all the little guys die off for a bit.
HOWEVER, there’s no pressure or stress on this product and it’s use because there’s so much stress in our society that the woman has to packed and ready for the fucking, and if she gets pregnant it’s her fault, and the baby her’s responsibility.
And as a female, I do *groan and facepalm* when girls get knocked up because they’re responsible and want to slap, and for some, kick them in the stomach.
BUT, a sperm cell is equal to an egg cell, and it takes two to create a baby. The male is just as responsible as the female in the creation of the baby. But there’s so much fault put into the woman, that it’s pretty disgusting.
I’m pro-choice, especially in rape situations, and pro-choice to an extent. Partial birth abortions are fucking disgusting and the people who take part in them are murders.
Depending on the situation, A woman should have full control over what happens to her baby. Having an abortion to get back at your husband is disgusting, and if he wants to raise the child, let him. But not allowing your divorcing wife to have an abortion to remain in control and dominant over her is equally disgusting.
It’s a difficult problem, and varies on situations.
Don’t forget incest either as a reason to get an abortion.
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*EDIT Because I suck when I type fast*
And as a femael I do want to groan and facepalm when girls get knocked up because they’re irresponsible and stupid. I want to slap them, and for some, kick them in the stomach.
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@Thrella
Nice try, but your argument is basically if you kill someone, you don’t have to go to jail, if there are others that have killed. Yes the Islamists are fucking nuts, but they haven’t been around anywhere near as long as Christians. And it’s the Christians that put up the billboard in this case.
Oh and you lost me with the bit about reparations. I’m not saying Christians owe me money, I’m saying they’re full of shit. I wouldn’t want “free” handouts of money from a Christian anyway. There’s always strings attached.
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And another thing, christians are always going on about how the crusades and inquisition and other embarrassments are a product of a bygone era. They’re passed that now. They no longer go into other countries, with lies and deceit as an excuse, and kill millions of innocents in the name of Jesus… wait, isn’t that exactly what President Dumbass did?
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bebe sammiches
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Mmm babies!
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Only thing worse than a dead baby. Is a dead baby gone to waste .
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placenta soup?
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babies = delicious
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the only thing that would make this more win would be if the top billboard started with WAT! instead of WHAT!
18 days and there is a heartbeat?
WAT
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They almost had me, and then I saw the bit about “Heartbeat in 18 days”. I call shenanigans. Christians, over the life of their religion, have killed millions of innocents that had had heartbeats way longer than that. It’s like they really just want to make sure the babies make it into the world so they can get started oppressing them. It’s not like they help the babies they “save” for all the years after their born. Christians are so full of shit sometimes I wonder how they can still have white skin.
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@ Aleck: Christians are not exactly the only fucking psycho jihadists the world have ever seen.
You’re using the same excuse a black person would use for getting reparations today: You oppressed my ancestors, give me money. Just because they were fucking lunatics back then doesn’t mean they are now.
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one does not have to be a christian or go to church to be pro life
people from anywhere on the planet are individuals who can have any number of different combinations of beliefs. even people of the same families often differ in their beliefs dramatically.
i am against abortion, but i am pro-choice. i think it is murder, but i dont think it is my place to tell someone else what to do or how to make their choices.
also i think the woman should have to have the father’s permission before being able to have the abortion. it’s his child too, right? and to anyone who thinks that last statement is bullshit, fuck you. L2takeresponibilityforwhereyouputyour cooter
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Chicken Embryos VS Human Embryos
Which one has a soul, and which one makes a delicous chicken mcnugget?
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I’m with natedog on this one… There are times when I’d agree with an abortion, like if the pregnancy has a high chance of killing the mother before she can bring it to term, or if a woman gets pregnant as a result of a rape, then yeah, an abortion should be an option.
But if you just don’t want the baby? Or “it was an accident”? Or, “I can’t take care of this baby for financial/medical/emotional/psychological issues”? Tough shit. There’s this little thing called responsibility which seems to be an anathema to the modern mindset. You don’t want a kid? Then maybe you shouldn’t have gone out, gotten drunk and opened your knees for some fella who seemed quite charming at the time. Our actions have consequences, sometimes unforeseen, that we have to be responsible for. And sometimes, those consequences suck; like having a nine-pound screaming larva tear it’s way out of your vagoo.
If you want to make absolutely sure you don’t get/get someone pregnant, don’t have sex. It’s not a difficult a concept. Because no one *needs* to have sex. There is (unfortunately) no terminal illness that can only be cured with sex. People *want* to have sex (not that I blame them
), but if they do, then they have to take responsibility for the fact that someone might get pregnant. Even if you use protection, a condom might break, the Pill might fail for some incredibly unlikely reason, or he might not quite pull out in time. But the main purpose of having sex is to get the woman pregnant, so even if you’re taking precautions, you still need to realize that doing so always carries a risk of winding up with a bun in the oven.There’s plenty of infertile couples out there who would love the chance to adopt a kid, so if you really can’t take care of a kid, put it up for adoption. Having to squeeze one out, and having to hear about it for the rest of his life, would be a lovely lesson in personal responsibility for women and men respectively.
And while we’re at it, let’s get rid of the morning after pill for anything except an emergency measure in rape cases. That should probably cut down on the number of, “I wasn’t on the pill and went out to the club and met a guy and despite him not being clever enough to bring a condom with him when the only reason for going to the club is to try to get laid, I boinked him anyway because I knew I could just get the morning after pill the next day but then I got herpes” stories, and that’s a good thing.
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Solid wall of text is solid, lolz.
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There’s a pill in the last stages of production, or already out on the market that is a form of birth control for guys.
It can be taken a few hours before sex and work up to three days. No side effects either other than all the little guys die off for a bit.
HOWEVER, there’s no pressure or stress on this product and it’s use because there’s so much stress in our society that the woman has to packed and ready for the fucking, and if she gets pregnant it’s her fault, and the baby her’s responsibility.
And as a female, I do *groan and facepalm* when girls get knocked up because they’re responsible and want to slap, and for some, kick them in the stomach.
BUT, a sperm cell is equal to an egg cell, and it takes two to create a baby. The male is just as responsible as the female in the creation of the baby. But there’s so much fault put into the woman, that it’s pretty disgusting.
I’m pro-choice, especially in rape situations, and pro-choice to an extent. Partial birth abortions are fucking disgusting and the people who take part in them are murders.
Depending on the situation, A woman should have full control over what happens to her baby. Having an abortion to get back at your husband is disgusting, and if he wants to raise the child, let him. But not allowing your divorcing wife to have an abortion to remain in control and dominant over her is equally disgusting.
It’s a difficult problem, and varies on situations.
Don’t forget incest either as a reason to get an abortion.
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*EDIT Because I suck when I type fast*
And as a femael I do want to groan and facepalm when girls get knocked up because they’re irresponsible and stupid. I want to slap them, and for some, kick them in the stomach.
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@Thrella
Nice try, but your argument is basically if you kill someone, you don’t have to go to jail, if there are others that have killed. Yes the Islamists are fucking nuts, but they haven’t been around anywhere near as long as Christians. And it’s the Christians that put up the billboard in this case.
Oh and you lost me with the bit about reparations. I’m not saying Christians owe me money, I’m saying they’re full of shit. I wouldn’t want “free” handouts of money from a Christian anyway. There’s always strings attached.
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And another thing, christians are always going on about how the crusades and inquisition and other embarrassments are a product of a bygone era. They’re passed that now. They no longer go into other countries, with lies and deceit as an excuse, and kill millions of innocents in the name of Jesus… wait, isn’t that exactly what President Dumbass did?
Model 2
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The Worlds smallest full featured computer
1.6 GHz, 1 GB RAM, 120 GB Solid state Hard drive.
Has a a keyboard with number pad.
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$1,500+!
I’d have hoped the price would have matched the small size.
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It has more RAM, a bigger HD and a bigger processor than my laptop.
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but will it take off?
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It’s that advanced and it’s running on Vista?
FAIL.
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It’ll run like shit with Vista and only 1 gig of RAM.
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I got a Sony UX-180, and I had to get reading glasses after a while just to read it. Nice little CPU, but freakin hard on the eyes. This thing is probably the same.
And yeah, Vista=Hardcore professional grade no fuckin around FAIL.
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Being a regular PC architecture though means that you can run just about anything on it. I dual boot XP and Ubuntu on my Model 01+.
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Nice and all, but it depends heavily on a flexible definition of “full-featured”. I don’t see anyone playing quake wars on it any time soon.
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Acer aspice one 522-BZ897
4gb DDR3
Dual core brazos @ 1GHz
capable at playing 1080p movies @ constant 50fps
HDMI output
1280×720 screen
$300 at walmart. $340 with 4gb ram.
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$1,500+!
I’d have hoped the price would have matched the small size.
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It has more RAM, a bigger HD and a bigger processor than my laptop.
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but will it take off?
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It’s that advanced and it’s running on Vista?
FAIL.
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It’ll run like shit with Vista and only 1 gig of RAM.
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I got a Sony UX-180, and I had to get reading glasses after a while just to read it. Nice little CPU, but freakin hard on the eyes. This thing is probably the same.
And yeah, Vista=Hardcore professional grade no fuckin around FAIL.
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Being a regular PC architecture though means that you can run just about anything on it. I dual boot XP and Ubuntu on my Model 01+.
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Nice and all, but it depends heavily on a flexible definition of “full-featured”. I don’t see anyone playing quake wars on it any time soon.
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Acer aspice one 522-BZ897
4gb DDR3
Dual core brazos @ 1GHz
capable at playing 1080p movies @ constant 50fps
HDMI output
1280×720 screen
$300 at walmart. $340 with 4gb ram.
Frogconcept A Digital Escape
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A really cool concept of a device made for the post apocalyptic world.
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LOL at the eject button.
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kinda reminds me of Haze. or just a stepping stone to the technology mentioned in Rainbow’s End
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Reminds me of Krysis.
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ooohhh…I want one!
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I want a HUD with facial recognition, for those times you’re supposed to remember someone’s name.
Also, it should make what you see into a VR first person shooter. The office is not so boring now that it’s been transformed into Goldeneye (or what have you).
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LOL at the eject button.
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kinda reminds me of Haze. or just a stepping stone to the technology mentioned in Rainbow’s End
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Reminds me of Krysis.
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ooohhh…I want one!
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I want a HUD with facial recognition, for those times you’re supposed to remember someone’s name.
Also, it should make what you see into a VR first person shooter. The office is not so boring now that it’s been transformed into Goldeneye (or what have you).
Making friends
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Ye old prosthetics
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Old German prosthetic arm.
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lol
i like the title
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I wonder if the owner wore it much. It looks very heavy and cumbersome. Maybe a German’s idea of a sex toy?
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Pimp slap a biotch with that thing and you wouldn’t have to tell her twice.
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Groovy…
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What, were you raised in a barn? Shut the door!
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But what of the things that we’ve shared? What of all the sweet words you spoke in private?
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Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all. 
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Good, I could use a horse blanket.
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Come get some.
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The original Iron Man.
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Now that’s a prosthetic…
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lol
i like the title -
I wonder if the owner wore it much. It looks very heavy and cumbersome. Maybe a German’s idea of a sex toy?
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Pimp slap a biotch with that thing and you wouldn’t have to tell her twice.
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Groovy…
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What, were you raised in a barn? Shut the door!
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But what of the things that we’ve shared? What of all the sweet words you spoke in private?
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Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.
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Good, I could use a horse blanket.
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Come get some.
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The original Iron Man.
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Now that’s a prosthetic…
Bacon
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Now comes with a chocolate coating.
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Beam Me Up
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Pic by Brian Masney
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This is an interior shot of www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/15/ghetto-bootie/
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That’s the main entrance of Hellhole Cave in West Virginia.
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Someone put a Sword of Power under that thing. Quick, go.
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Different people get know that that is easier to order the writing thesis or buy thesis referring to this topic, than to make by personal efforts.
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Life is too verbose for me, however I understand a great way to make it better. Thence, I use London escort services , which are the most confidential in Europe.
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How did this garbage make it past the spam filter??
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I usually utilize kindle 3 wifi simply because it is very easy and practicable. I do not take something else for my accessories. I advice to use it to all of my friends. Furthermore, the price is reasonable.
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I used movers Dallas on September 1st and then again on September 20th really aid me with the pressure of moving. Hard working crew of workers that took excellent care of my stuff. Very adviced to use.
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This is an interior shot of www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/15/ghetto-bootie/
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That’s the main entrance of Hellhole Cave in West Virginia.
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Someone put a Sword of Power under that thing. Quick, go.
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Different people get know that that is easier to order the writing thesis or buy thesis referring to this topic, than to make by personal efforts.
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Life is too verbose for me, however I understand a great way to make it better. Thence, I use London escort services , which are the most confidential in Europe.
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How did this garbage make it past the spam filter??
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I usually utilize kindle 3 wifi simply because it is very easy and practicable. I do not take something else for my accessories. I advice to use it to all of my friends. Furthermore, the price is reasonable.
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I used movers Dallas on September 1st and then again on September 20th really aid me with the pressure of moving. Hard working crew of workers that took excellent care of my stuff. Very adviced to use.
Volkswagen Viseo
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www.yankodesign.com/index.php/2007/11/12/volkswagen-viseo/
That’s one nice looking ride.
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seeing as how this is a concept car and the fact that its electric, there’s like a 90% chance we wont ever see this car go into production.
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And yet it still won’t make you feel whole…
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Imagine clipping pedestrians with those glass wings!
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I thought VW wasn’t allowed to make good-looking cars.
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i still think the best sci-fi car in the world is the 8th generation European Civic.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/2006_Honda_Civic_5-door.jpg
Myes.
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This car looks like a bloody rollerskate.
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In America, everyone south of the Dakotas could cut energy costs if they’d just use solar.
I mean what the fuck else are you going to do with the desert anyways?
Fuck Arizona put that state to work, pimp that shit with every solar panel on the face of the earth.
From space it’d be all like ‘BLING’.
There’s nothing wrong with trucks and gas guzzlers, I’m just saying for everything else, bring the costs of running everything else down.
Make environmentalism profitable and easy.
And then-Disregard that I suck cocks.
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LOL
So what you’re saying is we need a new TV show called “Pimpin’ Arizona”…
ROFLMAO…
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seeing as how this is a concept car and the fact that its electric, there’s like a 90% chance we wont ever see this car go into production.
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And yet it still won’t make you feel whole…
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Imagine clipping pedestrians with those glass wings!
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I thought VW wasn’t allowed to make good-looking cars.
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i still think the best sci-fi car in the world is the 8th generation European Civic.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/2006_Honda_Civic_5-door.jpg
Myes.
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This car looks like a bloody rollerskate.
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In America, everyone south of the Dakotas could cut energy costs if they’d just use solar.
I mean what the fuck else are you going to do with the desert anyways?
Fuck Arizona put that state to work, pimp that shit with every solar panel on the face of the earth.
From space it’d be all like ‘BLING’.
There’s nothing wrong with trucks and gas guzzlers, I’m just saying for everything else, bring the costs of running everything else down.
Make environmentalism profitable and easy.
And then-Disregard that I suck cocks.
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LOL
So what you’re saying is we need a new TV show called “Pimpin’ Arizona”…
ROFLMAO…
This much
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None can love as much as Amputee Baby
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He seems real happy. He has learned to endure life. What a strong guy. What a heart. What a load of shit, bahahaha, stupid parents can’t make their babies right.
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..in very poor taste. But lord forgive me, I laughed.
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At least he can’t put his finger in the electrical outlet.
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Just found out that my son will be born without arms. No idea why yet. We’ve done all kinds of genetic testing and I don’t smoke and never did drugs. This little guy made my day because he looks so happy. I read what the first jackass wrote and laughed. Dreth, My son will deal with fucktards like you everyday, laugh in your under-educated face, and he’ll be wearing a shirt that says “Look Mom, No Hands!” while doing it. As to mrpsychic, you are so right and I said that same thing!
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lol
You want to make your shitty kid’s disability a joke from the get-go so that by the time he reaches double-digits, it’d be tired, worn-out and basically ineffective. THAT’s a responsible mom!
Or you could… like, y’know, abort the freak.
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When the time is right, you’ll be able to get him prosthetics that will actually be able to respond to electrical impulses it gets via the nervous system.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkxuJwlquuQical
And check this out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0ikdcV3b4&feature=related
Then there is the ability to feel:www.youtube.com/watch?v=X85Lpuczy3E
There’s more, just go to youtube and look up robotic prosthetic limbs. By the time your son is an adult, they’ll probably have stuff that looks like and works better then our limbs.
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He seems real happy. He has learned to endure life. What a strong guy. What a heart. What a load of shit, bahahaha, stupid parents can’t make their babies right.
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..in very poor taste. But lord forgive me, I laughed.
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At least he can’t put his finger in the electrical outlet.
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Just found out that my son will be born without arms. No idea why yet. We’ve done all kinds of genetic testing and I don’t smoke and never did drugs. This little guy made my day because he looks so happy. I read what the first jackass wrote and laughed. Dreth, My son will deal with fucktards like you everyday, laugh in your under-educated face, and he’ll be wearing a shirt that says “Look Mom, No Hands!” while doing it. As to mrpsychic, you are so right and I said that same thing!
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lol
You want to make your shitty kid’s disability a joke from the get-go so that by the time he reaches double-digits, it’d be tired, worn-out and basically ineffective. THAT’s a responsible mom!
Or you could… like, y’know, abort the freak.
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When the time is right, you’ll be able to get him prosthetics that will actually be able to respond to electrical impulses it gets via the nervous system.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkxuJwlquuQical
And check this out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0ikdcV3b4&feature=related
Then there is the ability to feel:www.youtube.com/watch?v=X85Lpuczy3E
There’s more, just go to youtube and look up robotic prosthetic limbs. By the time your son is an adult, they’ll probably have stuff that looks like and works better then our limbs.
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The Game
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Every one plays the Game.
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Aw shucks. I had a 2 month winning streak until this post. But anyway, I have a better idea. It is otherwise the same, but the name is “Goatse Game” and when you lose you must say “I lose the Goatse game.”
Much more fun.
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Even better idea.
Instead of playing “The Game,” just stab yourself in the face. Anyone who would play it is bound to fail at life anyway, so you’re doing us all a favor.
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God… It’s spreading… I’ve been playing since the middle of summer. Thought it may have originated near me, but I’m not sure. Oh, and www.geocities.com/fireball270366/lostgame.wav
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Aw shucks. I had a 2 month winning streak until this post. But anyway, I have a better idea. It is otherwise the same, but the name is “Goatse Game” and when you lose you must say “I lose the Goatse game.”
Much more fun.
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Even better idea.
Instead of playing “The Game,” just stab yourself in the face. Anyone who would play it is bound to fail at life anyway, so you’re doing us all a favor.
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God… It’s spreading… I’ve been playing since the middle of summer. Thought it may have originated near me, but I’m not sure. Oh, and www.geocities.com/fireball270366/lostgame.wav
God Hates D&D
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What the fuckin’ shit balls? Is this Scientology?? 
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For those who don’t know, this is the work of Jack Chick, hammer of infidels and reject from Marvel and DC. It’s easier to pass as a good artist when your public haven’t good taste or criterion.
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OMG… who told Jack Chick the truth about D&D?!
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Single criterion or any criteria?
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Am I the only one who finds the silliest thing about the comic is that there are 4 females playing D&D.
That’s more than 50% of the players!
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wow just wow…
… and they think they are helping Christianity?
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The one about reading Harry Potter will make you sell your soul is better!
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@ Javboy…
The artist must be smart…. Boys read D&D stuff….putting more girls than boys will keep their attention longer…
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But don’t you know that females are much more susceptible by the Dark Evil Powers of Satan? ô.o We simply *must* be the majority when it comes to things like… like… hellish RPGs *shudder*
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If you think this is hilarious look at the parody of it at www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/
Darque Dungeons was one of the funniest things I ever saw on the internets 5 years or so ago and it still is.
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God hates the scene
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Jack Chick makes me sad. He has accidentally blurred the line between parody and reality so much that I’m not sure why I’m supposed to find things funny anymore.
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This is why I love the internet.
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I had forgotten about that tract. Now I see why.
If you look at the whole publication, isn’t it funny how the “preacher” looks like a 1970s porn star?
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A couple of great parodies of this particular malodorous lump of Chick.
www.fecundity.com/darkdung/index.html
rockstarramblings.blogspot.com/2006/03/image-dogtoring-1-christians-crusades.html
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Let’s see how many things are wrong here:
1. Figurines are not typical scale
2. No saving throw for Black Leaf… most thieves are good at pulling their hands back in a hurry
3. Girls outnumbering boys at an RPG session
4. Any D&D player who could cast REAL spells would immediately fry some jocks
5. NO DICE
6. No D&D player reacts to a character death like that (despite urban legend)
7. The DM is the one who says if your light spell blinds anything
8. You don’t become a Wiccan priestess THAT quick!
9. Really badly drawn perspective shots
So, yeah, Jackie boy didn’t exactly do a lot of research… his kind never does
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I play DnD without dice. Usually, in our circles, the DM is the only one with dice. He rolls attack, checks and etc for PCs in the open, and for NPCs behind his ominous wall of doom AKA “DM Foldout Sheet of Stats”
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Mmmm, I’ve always wanted to have on of those OWD’s they make DMing a lot easier.
More importantly though that rockstarramblings one was fantastic.
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Who cares….D and D is lame.
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No, Your FACE is lame!
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Ooohh Good one, Leno.
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What the fuckin’ shit balls? Is this Scientology??
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For those who don’t know, this is the work of Jack Chick, hammer of infidels and reject from Marvel and DC. It’s easier to pass as a good artist when your public haven’t good taste or criterion.
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OMG… who told Jack Chick the truth about D&D?!
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Single criterion or any criteria?
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Am I the only one who finds the silliest thing about the comic is that there are 4 females playing D&D.
That’s more than 50% of the players!
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wow just wow…
… and they think they are helping Christianity? -
The one about reading Harry Potter will make you sell your soul is better!
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@ Javboy…
The artist must be smart…. Boys read D&D stuff….putting more girls than boys will keep their attention longer…
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But don’t you know that females are much more susceptible by the Dark Evil Powers of Satan? ô.o We simply *must* be the majority when it comes to things like… like… hellish RPGs *shudder*
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If you think this is hilarious look at the parody of it at www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/
Darque Dungeons was one of the funniest things I ever saw on the internets 5 years or so ago and it still is.
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God hates the scene
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Jack Chick makes me sad. He has accidentally blurred the line between parody and reality so much that I’m not sure why I’m supposed to find things funny anymore.
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This is why I love the internet.
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I had forgotten about that tract. Now I see why.
If you look at the whole publication, isn’t it funny how the “preacher” looks like a 1970s porn star?
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A couple of great parodies of this particular malodorous lump of Chick.
www.fecundity.com/darkdung/index.html
rockstarramblings.blogspot.com/2006/03/image-dogtoring-1-christians-crusades.html
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Let’s see how many things are wrong here:
1. Figurines are not typical scale
2. No saving throw for Black Leaf… most thieves are good at pulling their hands back in a hurry
3. Girls outnumbering boys at an RPG session
4. Any D&D player who could cast REAL spells would immediately fry some jocks
5. NO DICE
6. No D&D player reacts to a character death like that (despite urban legend)
7. The DM is the one who says if your light spell blinds anything
8. You don’t become a Wiccan priestess THAT quick!
9. Really badly drawn perspective shots
So, yeah, Jackie boy didn’t exactly do a lot of research… his kind never does
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I play DnD without dice. Usually, in our circles, the DM is the only one with dice. He rolls attack, checks and etc for PCs in the open, and for NPCs behind his ominous wall of doom AKA “DM Foldout Sheet of Stats”
-
Mmmm, I’ve always wanted to have on of those OWD’s they make DMing a lot easier.
More importantly though that rockstarramblings one was fantastic.
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Who cares….D and D is lame.
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No, Your FACE is lame!
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Ooohh Good one, Leno.
June 14, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Dear fuck that’s creepy.
June 14, 2008 at 9:16 pm
You think you’re creeped out now? Wait till you see crash-test videos of this thing crumpling in and then rebounding like it’s made of rubber! 2008 Bumper Cars?
June 14, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Thats actually pretty cool.
June 14, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Mmmm, photoshop.
June 14, 2008 at 11:23 pm
1) It doesn’t look very good. I car with wrinkles when you open the door does not look cool.
2) Can imagine how easily it would be damaged, and expensive it would be to have it repaired?
June 14, 2008 at 11:29 pm
whoever buys this will not be concerned with how much repairs are. the insurance is prolly more than your parent’s mortgage payment
June 15, 2008 at 12:20 am
Wrinkling cars?? Yikes. I am a journeyman auto body man and painter. This looks like BIG trouble to me. If it fixes itself like “Christine”, the I like it…
however, my genetalia is much too large to ever own a BMer. LOL
June 15, 2008 at 1:31 am
You must be effin kidding me.. iI went to the website… watched the video…
I have seen sports cars keyed just for being sports cars… who would buy this and park it some place other than their security-patrolled house? Cloth car? Really? Who wouldn’t knife this car? If you can afford it, you better be able to re-skin it weekly!!!
June 15, 2008 at 9:11 am
If only they put all this engineering into the actual cars they sell to all the pathetic wannabes that still think BMW is actually a status symbol.
June 15, 2008 at 10:45 am
@lawnmower: One of the design goals of this car was to reduce the cost of repairs incurred in low-speed-ish accidents through easily-replaceable struts under the canvas, and I bet the canvas can just be patched like a pool liner if it ever tore (tho it’s probably near-bulletproof already).
Think of it, no body panels to get permanently dented in, no fiberglass splintering off everywhere, no twisted frames… it’s a bodyshop’s worst nightmare!
June 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Who cares if it doesn’t look cool when you open the doors? Are people so insecure that they’ll submit to being judged by others, mostly people they don’t even know, because their sweet car looks a little bit funny during the five seconds it takes to get in and out of it?