Dear fuck that’s creepy.

Comment by ohmybob — June 14, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

You think you’re creeped out now? Wait till you see crash-test videos of this thing crumpling in and then rebounding like it’s made of rubber! 2008 Bumper Cars?

Comment by mgear — June 14, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

Thats actually pretty cool.

Comment by TheMustardMan — June 14, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

Mmmm, photoshop.

Comment by Gunface01 — June 14, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

1) It doesn’t look very good. I car with wrinkles when you open the door does not look cool.

2) Can imagine how easily it would be damaged, and expensive it would be to have it repaired?

Comment by The Lawnmower — June 14, 2008 @ 11:23 pm

whoever buys this will not be concerned with how much repairs are. the insurance is prolly more than your parent’s mortgage payment

Comment by natedog — June 14, 2008 @ 11:29 pm

Wrinkling cars?? Yikes. I am a journeyman auto body man and painter. This looks like BIG trouble to me. If it fixes itself like “Christine”, the I like it…

however, my genetalia is much too large to ever own a BMer. LOL

Comment by storminator — June 15, 2008 @ 12:20 am

You must be effin kidding me.. iI went to the website… watched the video…

I have seen sports cars keyed just for being sports cars… who would buy this and park it some place other than their security-patrolled house? Cloth car? Really? Who wouldn’t knife this car? If you can afford it, you better be able to re-skin it weekly!!!

Comment by Stolid — June 15, 2008 @ 1:31 am

If only they put all this engineering into the actual cars they sell to all the pathetic wannabes that still think BMW is actually a status symbol.

Comment by AlecDalek — June 15, 2008 @ 9:11 am

@lawnmower: One of the design goals of this car was to reduce the cost of repairs incurred in low-speed-ish accidents through easily-replaceable struts under the canvas, and I bet the canvas can just be patched like a pool liner if it ever tore (tho it’s probably near-bulletproof already).

Think of it, no body panels to get permanently dented in, no fiberglass splintering off everywhere, no twisted frames… it’s a bodyshop’s worst nightmare!

Comment by mgear — June 15, 2008 @ 10:45 am

Who cares if it doesn’t look cool when you open the doors? Are people so insecure that they’ll submit to being judged by others, mostly people they don’t even know, because their sweet car looks a little bit funny during the five seconds it takes to get in and out of it?

Comment by rattybad — June 15, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

bebe sammiches

Comment by Pants — June 14, 2008 @ 3:02 am

Mmm babies!

Comment by Corran — June 14, 2008 @ 3:08 am

Only thing worse than a dead baby. Is a dead baby gone to waste .

Comment by GorillaMunch — June 14, 2008 @ 3:25 am

placenta soup?

Comment by storminator — June 14, 2008 @ 3:36 am

babies = delicious

Comment by imandynan0 — June 14, 2008 @ 5:00 am

The other, other white meat.

GET IN MAH BELLY!

Comment by suicydking — June 14, 2008 @ 11:00 am

the only thing that would make this more win would be if the top billboard started with WAT! instead of WHAT!

18 days and there is a heartbeat?

WAT

Comment by natedog — June 14, 2008 @ 11:27 am

They almost had me, and then I saw the bit about “Heartbeat in 18 days”. I call shenanigans. Christians, over the life of their religion, have killed millions of innocents that had had heartbeats way longer than that. It’s like they really just want to make sure the babies make it into the world so they can get started oppressing them. It’s not like they help the babies they “save” for all the years after their born. Christians are so full of shit sometimes I wonder how they can still have white skin.

Comment by AlecDalek — June 14, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

@ Aleck: Christians are not exactly the only fucking psycho jihadists the world have ever seen.

You’re using the same excuse a black person would use for getting reparations today: You oppressed my ancestors, give me money. Just because they were fucking lunatics back then doesn’t mean they are now.

Comment by Thrella — June 14, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

one does not have to be a christian or go to church to be pro life

people from anywhere on the planet are individuals who can have any number of different combinations of beliefs. even people of the same families often differ in their beliefs dramatically.

i am against abortion, but i am pro-choice. i think it is murder, but i dont think it is my place to tell someone else what to do or how to make their choices.

also i think the woman should have to have the father’s permission before being able to have the abortion. it’s his child too, right? and to anyone who thinks that last statement is bullshit, fuck you. L2takeresponibilityforwhereyouputyour cooter

Comment by natedog — June 14, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

Chicken Embryos VS Human Embryos

Which one has a soul, and which one makes a delicous chicken mcnugget?

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — June 14, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

I’m with natedog on this one… There are times when I’d agree with an abortion, like if the pregnancy has a high chance of killing the mother before she can bring it to term, or if a woman gets pregnant as a result of a rape, then yeah, an abortion should be an option.

But if you just don’t want the baby? Or “it was an accident”? Or, “I can’t take care of this baby for financial/medical/emotional/psychological issues”? Tough shit. There’s this little thing called responsibility which seems to be an anathema to the modern mindset. You don’t want a kid? Then maybe you shouldn’t have gone out, gotten drunk and opened your knees for some fella who seemed quite charming at the time. Our actions have consequences, sometimes unforeseen, that we have to be responsible for. And sometimes, those consequences suck; like having a nine-pound screaming larva tear it’s way out of your vagoo.

If you want to make absolutely sure you don’t get/get someone pregnant, don’t have sex. It’s not a difficult a concept. Because no one *needs* to have sex. There is (unfortunately) no terminal illness that can only be cured with sex. People *want* to have sex (not that I blame them ), but if they do, then they have to take responsibility for the fact that someone might get pregnant. Even if you use protection, a condom might break, the Pill might fail for some incredibly unlikely reason, or he might not quite pull out in time. But the main purpose of having sex is to get the woman pregnant, so even if you’re taking precautions, you still need to realize that doing so always carries a risk of winding up with a bun in the oven.

There’s plenty of infertile couples out there who would love the chance to adopt a kid, so if you really can’t take care of a kid, put it up for adoption. Having to squeeze one out, and having to hear about it for the rest of his life, would be a lovely lesson in personal responsibility for women and men respectively.

And while we’re at it, let’s get rid of the morning after pill for anything except an emergency measure in rape cases. That should probably cut down on the number of, “I wasn’t on the pill and went out to the club and met a guy and despite him not being clever enough to bring a condom with him when the only reason for going to the club is to try to get laid, I boinked him anyway because I knew I could just get the morning after pill the next day but then I got herpes” stories, and that’s a good thing.

Comment by AgZed — June 14, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

Solid wall of text is solid, lolz.

Comment by AgZed — June 14, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

There’s a pill in the last stages of production, or already out on the market that is a form of birth control for guys.

It can be taken a few hours before sex and work up to three days. No side effects either other than all the little guys die off for a bit.

HOWEVER, there’s no pressure or stress on this product and it’s use because there’s so much stress in our society that the woman has to packed and ready for the fucking, and if she gets pregnant it’s her fault, and the baby her’s responsibility.

And as a female, I do *groan and facepalm* when girls get knocked up because they’re responsible and want to slap, and for some, kick them in the stomach.

BUT, a sperm cell is equal to an egg cell, and it takes two to create a baby. The male is just as responsible as the female in the creation of the baby. But there’s so much fault put into the woman, that it’s pretty disgusting.

I’m pro-choice, especially in rape situations, and pro-choice to an extent. Partial birth abortions are fucking disgusting and the people who take part in them are murders.

Depending on the situation, A woman should have full control over what happens to her baby. Having an abortion to get back at your husband is disgusting, and if he wants to raise the child, let him. But not allowing your divorcing wife to have an abortion to remain in control and dominant over her is equally disgusting.

It’s a difficult problem, and varies on situations.

Don’t forget incest either as a reason to get an abortion.

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — June 14, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

*EDIT Because I suck when I type fast*

And as a femael I do want to groan and facepalm when girls get knocked up because they’re irresponsible and stupid. I want to slap them, and for some, kick them in the stomach.

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — June 14, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

@Thrella

Nice try, but your argument is basically if you kill someone, you don’t have to go to jail, if there are others that have killed. Yes the Islamists are fucking nuts, but they haven’t been around anywhere near as long as Christians. And it’s the Christians that put up the billboard in this case.

Oh and you lost me with the bit about reparations. I’m not saying Christians owe me money, I’m saying they’re full of shit. I wouldn’t want “free” handouts of money from a Christian anyway. There’s always strings attached.

Comment by AlecDalek — June 15, 2008 @ 9:23 am

And another thing, christians are always going on about how the crusades and inquisition and other embarrassments are a product of a bygone era. They’re passed that now. They no longer go into other countries, with lies and deceit as an excuse, and kill millions of innocents in the name of Jesus… wait, isn’t that exactly what President Dumbass did?

Comment by AlecDalek — June 15, 2008 @ 9:25 am

$1,500+!

I’d have hoped the price would have matched the small size.

Comment by Daskunt — June 13, 2008 @ 6:15 am

It has more RAM, a bigger HD and a bigger processor than my laptop.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — June 13, 2008 @ 6:34 am

but will it take off?

Comment by natedog — June 13, 2008 @ 7:05 am

It’s that advanced and it’s running on Vista?

FAIL.

Comment by shiroinohi — June 13, 2008 @ 8:12 am

@ shiroinohi

lolol, nice

Comment by Mr.Bungle — June 13, 2008 @ 8:30 am

It’ll run like shit with Vista and only 1 gig of RAM.

Comment by antiherocool — June 13, 2008 @ 11:11 am

I got a Sony UX-180, and I had to get reading glasses after a while just to read it. Nice little CPU, but freakin hard on the eyes. This thing is probably the same.

And yeah, Vista=Hardcore professional grade no fuckin around FAIL.

Comment by Error401 — June 13, 2008 @ 11:20 am

Being a regular PC architecture though means that you can run just about anything on it. I dual boot XP and Ubuntu on my Model 01+.

Comment by PathogenAntifreeze — June 13, 2008 @ 11:24 am

Nice and all, but it depends heavily on a flexible definition of “full-featured”. I don’t see anyone playing quake wars on it any time soon.

Comment by st_judas — June 13, 2008 @ 9:26 pm

LOL at the eject button.
WANT

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 28, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

kinda reminds me of Haze. or just a stepping stone to the technology mentioned in Rainbow’s End

Comment by tiki god — May 28, 2008 @ 2:11 pm

Reminds me of Krysis.

Comment by TokenWGuy — May 28, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

ooohhh…I want one!

Comment by ikonosin — May 28, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

I want a HUD with facial recognition, for those times you’re supposed to remember someone’s name.

Also, it should make what you see into a VR first person shooter. The office is not so boring now that it’s been transformed into Goldeneye (or what have you).

Comment by Camiam321 — May 28, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

lol
i like the title

Comment by TrikYodz — May 21, 2008 @ 10:45 am

I wonder if the owner wore it much. It looks very heavy and cumbersome. Maybe a German’s idea of a sex toy?

Comment by nyoki — May 21, 2008 @ 11:31 am

Pimp slap a biotch with that thing and you wouldn’t have to tell her twice.

Comment by Error401 — May 21, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

Groovy…

Comment by Twosixteen — May 21, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

What, were you raised in a barn? Shut the door!

Comment by Asinine — May 21, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

But what of the things that we’ve shared? What of all the sweet words you spoke in private?

Comment by Mayyday — May 21, 2008 @ 1:24 pm

Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

Comment by AcesAnd8s — May 21, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

Good, I could use a horse blanket.

Comment by CMoorehead — May 21, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

Come get some.

Comment by Billy Manic — May 21, 2008 @ 8:54 pm

The original Iron Man.

Comment by Frznagn — May 21, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

heh

reminds me of Young Frankenstein

Comment by Kilamanjo — May 21, 2008 @ 9:49 pm

Now that’s a prosthetic…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 22, 2008 @ 1:49 am

This is an interior shot of http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....to-bootie/

Comment by deuce — May 16, 2008 @ 11:59 am

That’s the main entrance of Hellhole Cave in West Virginia.

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — May 16, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

Someone put a Sword of Power under that thing. Quick, go.

Comment by Gunface01 — May 17, 2008 @ 12:52 am

seeing as how this is a concept car and the fact that its electric, there’s like a 90% chance we wont ever see this car go into production.

Comment by Musashi1584 — November 20, 2007 @ 12:34 pm

And yet it still won’t make you feel whole…

Comment by AlecDalek — November 20, 2007 @ 12:57 pm

Imagine clipping pedestrians with those glass wings!

Comment by greytone — November 20, 2007 @ 1:04 pm

I thought VW wasn’t allowed to make good-looking cars.

Comment by munche — November 20, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

i still think the best sci-fi car in the world is the 8th generation European Civic.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi.....5-door.jpg

Myes.

Comment by Hepathos — November 20, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

This car looks like a bloody rollerskate.

Comment by Alice — November 20, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

In America, everyone south of the Dakotas could cut energy costs if they’d just use solar.

I mean what the fuck else are you going to do with the desert anyways?

Fuck Arizona put that state to work, pimp that shit with every solar panel on the face of the earth.

From space it’d be all like ‘BLING’.

There’s nothing wrong with trucks and gas guzzlers, I’m just saying for everything else, bring the costs of running everything else down.

Make environmentalism profitable and easy.

And then-Disregard that I suck cocks.

Comment by Gaexion — November 20, 2007 @ 5:14 pm

LOL

So what you’re saying is we need a new TV show called “Pimpin’ Arizona”…

ROFLMAO…

Comment by phyreblade — November 20, 2007 @ 9:28 pm

He seems real happy. He has learned to endure life. What a strong guy. What a heart. What a load of shit, bahahaha, stupid parents can’t make their babies right.

Comment by Dreth — October 26, 2007 @ 9:07 am

..in very poor taste. But lord forgive me, I laughed.

Comment by bakert — October 26, 2007 @ 8:02 pm

At least he can’t put his finger in the electrical outlet.

Comment by MrPsychic — October 26, 2007 @ 8:41 pm

Aw shucks. I had a 2 month winning streak until this post. But anyway, I have a better idea. It is otherwise the same, but the name is “Goatse Game” and when you lose you must say “I lose the Goatse game.”

Much more fun.

Comment by unknown — October 17, 2007 @ 8:13 am

Even better idea.

Instead of playing “The Game,” just stab yourself in the face. Anyone who would play it is bound to fail at life anyway, so you’re doing us all a favor.

Comment by ThatSwankyBrian — October 17, 2007 @ 9:37 am

God… It’s spreading… I’ve been playing since the middle of summer. Thought it may have originated near me, but I’m not sure. Oh, and http://www.geocities.com/fireb.....stgame.wav

Comment by Sublyme — October 17, 2007 @ 3:22 pm