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The End (corrected)

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korinthian (UID# 3174) 3 0
March 19, 2012 at 11:15 am

“The end is not near.”

(UID# ) 0 1
March 19, 2012 at 1:53 pm

hey thanx for the wisdom is it okay if my compass of morality points to your baby sister

pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0 1
March 19, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Wow, only someone with urges repressed by religion would say that! Glad I think for myself when it comes to morals.

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The End

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Posted in Images on March 15th, 2012 by rattrap2474 | Report This Post |

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The end is not near, we have past the end. Here there be dragons. We are in a place off the map. What we do from here will define the age to come. Know thyself and follow your heart, for the compass of morality lies therein.

This is an original by me, in thinking about where we are, where we’re going, and where we’ve been.

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elzarcothepale (UID# 1877) 1 0
March 15, 2012 at 5:16 am

not to harsh your zen or whatevs, but you might want to edit this: past=passed

draikyn (UID# 4247) 2 0
March 15, 2012 at 8:15 am

apparently we have not past basic English…

shiroinohi (UID# 946) 1 0
March 15, 2012 at 8:35 am

If you’re going to try to do the olde English thing at least be consistent, don’t just throw a random “thyself” and then use “your” in the same sentence

hochunk (UID# 5604) 2 0
March 15, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Haiku crit:
Your harvested quotes
Sprinkled with dull platitudes
A dish fit for clods

(UID# ) 1 1
March 15, 2012 at 8:40 pm

Well, despite the helpful suggestions from some of the other folks, I have to say that you made my day with that one. It shows a delightful take on the world, and one that many could benefit from embracing. Keep up the good attitude.

stolid (UID# 1669) 0 0
August 23, 2012 at 11:24 pm

GODDAMMIT ASS HOLES. Do something cool, then FUKKIT up with lack of middle school grammar??

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Gary Busie’s Love Child

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Evil

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Face Rape

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More CK

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lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1 4
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I often get the feeling that this guy’s trying to be Carlin and failing.

(UID# ) 1 1
March 15, 2012 at 3:29 am

I think he’s pretty great.

If you are sensing a similarity, though, Louis CK does say that Carlin is one of his biggest influences- www.youtube.com/watch?v=R37zkizucPU .

bstaples (UID# 6783) 1 1
March 15, 2012 at 12:03 pm

So the next time you’re bored as an 8 year-old, go out and see the world? Makes sense.
Snarky, Bitter CK > Divorced, Philosophical CK

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Straw

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wistfuld (UID# 5057) 1 0
March 15, 2012 at 1:43 am

I hate to think about the implications this has on your sex life!

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 1 0
March 15, 2012 at 3:13 am

That’s easy, that one already has a hole.

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Badass

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Spork Power!

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sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 1 0
March 15, 2012 at 12:04 am

My favorite tool to eviscerate my victims. The original KFC spork from the 80s. They are nigh unbreakable.

mikoyangurevich15 (UID# 4228) 0 0
March 15, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Ever try eating a salad with one of those?

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M[C]S Bumper Sticker

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monkeyman767 (UID# 4451) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4 0
October 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Since when was M[C]S a gang hangout

token2k6 (UID# 2557) 0 0
October 18, 2011 at 4:57 pm

I’d pay $5 for two, one of each, pretty bad ass, about time we all start representing!

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Dungeon Master

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Keep in mind that I am the Dungeon Master. If you continue to annoy me, I may have to destroy you.

Mandolorian Rangers

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In a Star Wars Saga RPG we are playing (don’t judge me) we have a group of pre-Empire Mandolorians who have joined the Antarian Rangers to fight on the side of the Jedi om the Clone Wars. Thus creating the first unit of the Mandolorian Rangers, the Beasts of Mandalore.

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(UID# ) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 8 0
August 13, 2011 at 10:11 pm

Somebody had to say it:

Mandalorians.

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 1 0
August 14, 2011 at 4:49 am

So I can’t spell

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
August 14, 2011 at 7:57 pm

But you spelled Mandalore right!

korinthian (UID# 3174) 3 1
August 13, 2011 at 10:22 pm

Does the Star Wars universe have cats like that?

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 3 0
August 14, 2011 at 4:43 am

Yes Corelian sand panthers

kikigoddess2 (UID# 15200) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 8 1
August 13, 2011 at 10:44 pm

“In a Star Wars Saga RPG we are playing (don’t judge me)”

Too late.

deinonychus (UID# 1705) 3 1
August 13, 2011 at 11:20 pm

After what happened at Galidraan? How could you. >_<

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 1 0
August 14, 2011 at 4:51 am

Different group of Mando’s. The former Mandalore was overthrown and the new Mandalore made peace with the Jedi for an obscene amount of credits and several unoccupied systems being ceded to the newly formed Mandalorian Empire.

fracked-again (UID# 6878) 4 1
August 14, 2011 at 12:16 am

Not judging. I run a KOTOR era game.

magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1 4
August 14, 2011 at 2:03 am

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AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA

hang on

HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 1 0
August 14, 2011 at 4:52 am

Tried running KotOR once but was to stuck on the episode 4 time line.

aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 4 1
August 14, 2011 at 12:55 am

Vagina repellent.

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 2 1
August 14, 2011 at 4:45 am

Happily married to a geek girl and get laid several time a week.

dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 2 0
August 14, 2011 at 1:48 am

What’s the game called?

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 1 0
August 14, 2011 at 4:46 am

It’s the d20 Star Wars Saga system pencil and paper game by Wizards of the coast.

magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 1 1
August 14, 2011 at 2:04 am

Can you please upload some video of you playing this game?

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 2 0
August 14, 2011 at 4:47 am

I could but it would involve several fat geeks sitting around my living room talking nerdy to each other while drinking obscene amounts of Mt. Dew.

asymon (UID# 4280) 3 0
August 14, 2011 at 7:36 am

I’m sure there’s several people on mcs (like magnus), who can fap to this

fracked-again (UID# 6878) 3 0
August 14, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Maggie would never lower himself to that, not when he can go to the gym and hang around in the locker room.

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US Pirate Flag

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The US Pirate Flag

This was made for all of us who love the USA but believe it has been stolen out from under us by 100+ years of complacency of her citizens and propaganda of her government. Remember, of the people, by the people, and for the people. If we refuse to stand up and be counted, then we deserve to be trod into the dusts of history as a country of lazy citizens not worthy of the freedoms they had taken for granted.

To quote Thomas Jefferson:

“What country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance?”

“I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical. It is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government.”

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. It is it’s natural manure.”

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twosixteen (UID# 541) Hot debate. What do you think? 7 8
August 5, 2011 at 7:16 pm

I love Jefferson as much as the next guy. But taking advise from 150+ year old writings to guide modern society is just about as smart as asking for guidance from 2000+ year old religious texts.

natedog (UID# 1905) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 15 2
August 5, 2011 at 7:23 pm

disregarding knowledge based upon when it was written is pretty stupid, no matter the source. if the Idea has no merit, then discard it. however, if it is Good Knowledge, it should be pursued steadfastly and heeded.

this applies to Scientific fact as much as it does Religious guidance.

seentheidiotwalk (UID# 2322) 3 1
August 5, 2011 at 9:46 pm

natedong i logged in for the first time in ages just to say i loved that response.

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 1 2
August 5, 2011 at 10:22 pm

natedog: You are a rare gem of wisdom in an internet full of garbage. Thank you.

lemurian (UID# 18759) 1 3
August 6, 2011 at 7:37 am

I’m pretty sure someone who lived 150+ years ago telling me to die for ideals he holds in high esteem is stupid. In fact, last I checked, anyone telling me to die probably does not have my best interests in mind, and/or is stupid.

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You are an idiot sir.

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Yeah… because killing people you disagree with is the “enlightened” solution. Blood… tree and all that. Grow up.

aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 1 1
August 5, 2011 at 7:42 pm

I’m on board with this concept, and what our forefathers and architects of the Constitution believed and, I believe in a revolution to usurp the modern government, and make a clean sweep, and rebuild with the common man in mind. But there’s a huge problem. When Thomas Jefferson wrote the above, all we had as weapons was flintlock rifles, swords and ball cannons. Can you image what a revolution of this level would be like today? Assault rifles. Laser guided weapons. Rocket launchers. Biological warfare. Even subsonics. It would be a slaughter of biblical proportions. I believe a more modern approach, possibly hacking or shutting down the governments entire computer network would cause more havoc and certainly less bloodshed. Eh, but what do I know.

reboot (UID# 436) 1 2
August 5, 2011 at 8:10 pm

IEDs seem to be pretty effective weapons in Iraq and Afghanistan, but going head-to-head with the military still would be difficult.
The real power in the US is the corporations and any organized resistance would do well to go after that. There’s all kinds of project Mayhem type stuff that an organized group could pull off. I’m tempted to go into details, but I’d rather not end up on a watch-list.

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 1 2
August 5, 2011 at 10:25 pm

reboot: Project Mayhem was closer to the truth than most people know. As I am already on several watch lists, the first targets in a modern revolution should be the financial giants of the corporate world, as they write the laws that the puppets in Washington pass.

reboot (UID# 436) 4 2
August 5, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Agreed. It’s been demonstrated that an small computer glitch can dramatically disrupt the stock market. I’ve been thinking about what a well-placed explosively pumped magnetic flux compressor (ie EMP bomb) would do.

hochunk (UID# 5604) 2 1
August 6, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Enable you to clean out 3 casino vaults at once…?

malcovemagnesia (UID# 2270) 1 2
August 5, 2011 at 8:11 pm

I do my act of resistance each November when I almost always vote for non-incumbents for any political office.

It’s too bad too many dead & bogus voters somehow show up to elect the clowns that always stay in office year after year.

(UID# ) 0 1
August 5, 2011 at 8:24 pm

TJ was a highly intellectual man but often arrogant, narrow-minded, and tremendously anti-federal government/central power.

I think we all agree that many of American politicians keep sweeping the nation’s and world’s problems under the rug. These past seven months with the inability to cooperate for financial “stability” have made me sick and as a USMC veteran I would not hesitate “motivating” some of these asshats like Jeb Hensarling, Kevin McCarthy, and Boehner to shut their cock holsters.

Despite what we see now, I strongly believe our generation is almost there to take the reigns of this country and bring it where its needed, not where its wanted.

rattrap2474 (UID# 8661) 1 1
August 5, 2011 at 10:28 pm

Never let it be said that our military people don’t have a heart for change. To you oh unknown Marine I say, Semper Fi!

(UID# ) 0 2
August 5, 2011 at 11:00 pm

Ya, good luck with that. I believe that’s the same thing the peace loving hippies of the 60s said they were going to do too. Change the world! Make it better!
Oh, wait… you mean if I sell my soul I can get the easy life? Sign me up! We can build an entire economy on financial services, real estate, and insurance? How wonderful we don’t have to do any of that nasty industrial stuff in our country! We didn’t need those low skill jobs anyhow. Send them to China if it will make our corporate masters and extra couple bucks. That’s more important that keeping America working isn’t it?

So ya, I have no delusions that our generation is going to be able to save anything. We’ve been handed a bill that is bigger than we can ever hope to pay. Math doesn’t lie. If you don’t know why Jefferson was so anti-government/anti-banking, then you clearly don’t understand what he viewed as the real enemy of the little man. He knew that the banks were more dangerous than the armies of the world. He was certain that the governments would get into bed with them without rebellion of the populous from time to time. Little did he know that the banks and politicians would “bribe” people with money they didn’t have to keep the ponzi going as long as possible.

When they couldn’t sign up the baby boomers for the ponzi, they started signing up their kids and grandkids to keep it going. Now, there’s not much left and it’s starting to fall apart. The question is if we are going to take it hard and sharp or slow and suffocating. The money people have decided we must do slow and suffocating so they have as much time as possible to get their cash out while we get robbed.

So read up some more on Jefferson. He and the other founders (specifically Madison) knew what dangers were ahead.

(UID# ) 0 2
August 6, 2011 at 12:04 am

Empires fall, every single one withiout fail. The pride and hubris are made bare and nothing of value is lost, the knowledge is passed on and the empire is remembered for its most memorable features shamefull features.

The Romans stretched themselves too far.
The British stretched themselves too far.
Even the Russians…
Guess who’s next, the US.
Then China.
Then whoever things they are the next big thing.

It’s all pride and hubris.

magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 4 2
August 6, 2011 at 1:00 am

What are you 12?

The world is so much bigger and more complicated than you realize. Rome birthed Britain and as far as the British Empire falling…well we’re typing in English right now and last time I checked London was still the financial capital of the world.

Read more. A LOT more.

btw China is just a bubble waiting to burst. The USA ain’t going anywhere. I’m Canadian and even I know that.

nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 4 1
August 6, 2011 at 1:33 am

canadians- they know their place

hochunk (UID# 5604) 2 2
August 6, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Okay:
1. What does any of this have to do with piracy?
2. If you want to get people on your side by quoting Jefferson, fine, but for fucksakes come up with a better flag. That is the dorkiest canton I’ve ever seen. I can only imagine how many like-minded folks would be on board with your cause –right up until they saw that dumbass thing.

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Raise the colors!

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What a ride!

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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!” — Hunter S. Thompson

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dreth (UID# 983) 0 0
June 17, 2011 at 1:20 am

Rollin’ Stones will never be the same without ya.

teezy-weezy (UID# 3727) 0 0
June 17, 2011 at 10:55 am

get the fuck on with it and take your group with you, shite.

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Commander Cody gets a Clue.

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gx5000 (UID# 315) 1 0
May 17, 2011 at 2:19 pm

The was a bug in Clone production…
This is why films four five and six will always be one two and three to many.
Anyways, supporting a monarchy went out a long time ago.

crewmanguy (UID# 47015) 3 0
May 17, 2011 at 7:56 pm

by 4, 5, and 6, I hope you mean chapters 1, 2, & 3.
Just wait, I hear in the latest re-release that Lucas will shop out all the weapons and replace them with Nerf guns.
Also, he’s adding in a 20 minute soliloquy by Jar Jar to each chapter.

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Muppet Rules of Science

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1. You are invincible.
2. You can create your own worlds/ universes.
3. Convention sucks.
4. Mistakes are good. (As long as they don’t kill you.)
5. The answers are everywhere.
6. Reading is crucial.
And most importantly…
7. Question everything.

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numb7rs (UID# 239) 1 0
May 9, 2011 at 3:03 am

8. Use ‘interesting’ font.

asymon (UID# 4280) 0 0
May 9, 2011 at 9:00 am

1. You are invincible.
vs
4. Mistakes are good. (As long as they don’t kill you.)

anadin (UID# 110477) 1 0
May 9, 2011 at 9:30 am

Death != Game over

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Rise of the Machine Network

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A buddy of mine has a massive hate for all things AI especially Hal 9000 and Skynet. So I made this. Hope you all get as much macabre pleasure out of this as I did.