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NSFW – Devil girl
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The best part of Mythbusters
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[kari byron]
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And her balloon-popping Wolverine claws
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I’d hit it into next week.
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I’d put it in her ear… that way she could hear me coming.
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Neuromancer FTW
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Do want.
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Gotta love the happy-goth look.
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Yeah, she’s cute, but you’d never hear the end of it if you wanted to eat a steak while dating her.
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That chick was fired off of the show. This is the other of the two hot ones.
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Actually, Kari is the vegetarian. Look at her anytime the three of them (Grant, Tori, and Kari) do a meat myth, she nearly throws up each time.
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there is nothing better than a hot chick that can handle big guns and heavy machinery, i don’t care she is vegetarian, i’ll eat meat in my free time, i’ll eat her the rest of the week. i’ll be in my bunk.
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Couldn’t agree less. This chick annoys the hell out of me. As far as cuteness, she’s her own biggest fan.
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And her balloon-popping Wolverine claws
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I’d hit it into next week.
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I’d put it in her ear… that way she could hear me coming.
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Neuromancer FTW
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Do want.
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Gotta love the happy-goth look.
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Yeah, she’s cute, but you’d never hear the end of it if you wanted to eat a steak while dating her.
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That chick was fired off of the show. This is the other of the two hot ones.
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Actually, Kari is the vegetarian. Look at her anytime the three of them (Grant, Tori, and Kari) do a meat myth, she nearly throws up each time.
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there is nothing better than a hot chick that can handle big guns and heavy machinery, i don’t care she is vegetarian, i’ll eat meat in my free time, i’ll eat her the rest of the week. i’ll be in my bunk.
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Couldn’t agree less. This chick annoys the hell out of me. As far as cuteness, she’s her own biggest fan.
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Bloodrayne
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too bad the movie sucked ballz..the chick was hot..but the movie sucked.
did I mention that the movie blew chunks?
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Yeah it did.
This chick and I were having acid/movie/sex night and we got this POS, Ultraviolet and Underworld Evolutions.
Ten hits of acid didn’t even make this movie good.
It did however make Ultraviolet good. Of course I watched the movie again sober and it sucked balls.
But that just goes to show… how bad the Bloodrayne movie sucked.
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That retard “director” Uwe Boll single handedly killed this promising franchise. The good new is he’s heading to prison for tax fraud soon (for which this movie was actually made, due to a weird german tax law where they actually make more money if the movie sucks).
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Uwe Boll exists so that all the fucking shitty directors in Hollywood have someone they can honestly point to and say “At least I’m not as bad as him.” How poetic that “schadenfreude” is a German word.
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Wow, those Germans have a word for everything!
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Was the game actually any good?
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too bad the movie sucked ballz..the chick was hot..but the movie sucked.
did I mention that the movie blew chunks?
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Yeah it did.
This chick and I were having acid/movie/sex night and we got this POS, Ultraviolet and Underworld Evolutions.
Ten hits of acid didn’t even make this movie good.
It did however make Ultraviolet good. Of course I watched the movie again sober and it sucked balls.
But that just goes to show… how bad the Bloodrayne movie sucked.
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That retard “director” Uwe Boll single handedly killed this promising franchise. The good new is he’s heading to prison for tax fraud soon (for which this movie was actually made, due to a weird german tax law where they actually make more money if the movie sucks).
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Uwe Boll exists so that all the fucking shitty directors in Hollywood have someone they can honestly point to and say “At least I’m not as bad as him.” How poetic that “schadenfreude” is a German word.
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Wow, those Germans have a word for everything!
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Was the game actually any good?
NSFW – Strawberry Shortcake
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These days amongst the rich tapestry of rule 34 images that flood the internet, this controversial Penny Arcade image seems rather tame.
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I can’t beleive that they were asked to remove it.
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American McGee’s alice in wonderland was awesome.
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These days amongst the rich tapestry of rule 34 images that flood the internet, this controversial Penny Arcade image seems rather tame.
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I can’t beleive that they were asked to remove it.
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American McGee’s alice in wonderland was awesome.
Gerbanaro
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Gerber Picante Sauce
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this is what ill feed my kidz
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Unfortunately if you feed spicy stuff to your kids, they’ll eventually become inmune to it and maybe even love it.
So just wait for a really irritating moment and make sure he sucks his thumb, then when he’s almost asleep, lay it all over his shiny little finger and get ready to laugh, but don’t do it too often because of the reason I stated above.
And this I know, because now my little sister likes the fucking spicy sauce.
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Hahahaha, your awful awful people…i like that!
Heh, “Miiiine, my preccciiious”
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It’s funny ‘cos of the Gerber Foods story.
Pictures of children on Gerber cans of baby food in low-literacy areas of South Africa caused people to believe that the cans contained babies, due to common practice of putting what was IN the can, ON the can.
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Just think how disappointing it would be for those people when they got home and found out it only contained carrots.
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All the disappointed zombies looking for an easy meal…
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this is what ill feed my kidz
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Unfortunately if you feed spicy stuff to your kids, they’ll eventually become inmune to it and maybe even love it.
So just wait for a really irritating moment and make sure he sucks his thumb, then when he’s almost asleep, lay it all over his shiny little finger and get ready to laugh, but don’t do it too often because of the reason I stated above.
And this I know, because now my little sister likes the fucking spicy sauce.
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Hahahaha, your awful awful people…i like that!
Heh, “Miiiine, my preccciiious”
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It’s funny ‘cos of the Gerber Foods story.
Pictures of children on Gerber cans of baby food in low-literacy areas of South Africa caused people to believe that the cans contained babies, due to common practice of putting what was IN the can, ON the can.
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Just think how disappointing it would be for those people when they got home and found out it only contained carrots.
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All the disappointed zombies looking for an easy meal…
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The Muppranos
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this pic is old…. i remember seeing it 5 yearz ago…..
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It’s from the old Bert Is Evil website (the original one). It’s an oldie but a goodie.
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this pic is old…. i remember seeing it 5 yearz ago…..
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It’s from the old Bert Is Evil website (the original one). It’s an oldie but a goodie.
Apple – Crash Different
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This poor fellows mac crashes once a day, even after a clean install:
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The sense I get from most mac users is that subconciously they regret spend so much money on a computer that turned out to not be any better than a PC. So to make themselves feel better, they parrot the marketing claims of Apple in a vain effort to convince themselves they did the “right thing” – everything is “okay”.
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Uh, what? Roughly how many Mac users do you know Alec? I work with both and each has it’s place. Personally I’m tired of both fan boy camps. I administer a Windows domain for work, and I do personal stuff on a Mac. Matter of fact I’m running Vista and OS X on a Macbook. Also, the rainbow logo is so OS9 it’s not even funny.
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It also helps to read more than the first post in a thread. Down at the bottom NAV is brought up (NAV sucks just as much on a Mac as it does on Windows). And the crashes sound a lot like a bad memory issue.
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It may be NAV, but it still makes the mac crash. Why should that not count? macs crash too, which is the whole point.
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My advice to the poor guy who’s Mac was crashing would be to uninstall NAV altogether. Why waste the money and system resources to protect against the one known OSX virus that’s already been patched?
Speaking of crashes, this is an oldie but a goodie:
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Yes, but the term Kernel Panic sounds cooler.
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I have a G4 Power Mac at home. I’ve been running OS X on it for the past three years. Not one single time–NOT ONCE–has the OS ever crashed. I’ve had Word crash a couple of times, and Excel maybe three times, and an iTunes crash once when I improperly unplugged my iPod. And I think Firefox went down a couple times after I installed some weird extension. In each of those times I just restarted the program. No need to reboot the OS. In fact, the only time I reboot is every couple of months when Apple releases some update.
I run a buttload of software on it too (not NAV, which is teh gay), including all kinds of dubious shareware.
Three years, and not a single OS crash. Let’s hear one of you PC dweebs match that. I log in, and about 10 seconds later I’m browsing the web. On my 2 Ghz Windoze PC, after 10 seconds the thing is almost done drawing the Taskbar, and is starting to think about my Desktop icons and starting up all the other shit it needs. It’s a good two minutes before I get around to seeing any web pages. Fuck Windoze.
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Howie, I’m kind of disappointed that I read your entire post and not once was there any sort of sexual joke. Are you feeling okay?
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Actually I have a couple windows boxes that haven’t had an OS crash in years. I do power them down for upgrades and such, or power outages of course. I do have one that gets the blue screen at least once a week, but that’s used for development so it’s generally a glitch I’ve caused. I know previous versions of Windows were crash prone, but XP is quite stable, provided you don’t bugger it up with cheap memory (registry errors), warez, or open ever attachment sent to you in the mail (well duh!). There’s a reason so many people are staying with XP rather than getting vista. It just works. 
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Running both, I can say with certainty that my PC crashes an order of magnitude or two more often than my Mac. That doesn’t keep me from running both. But I only use the PC for games and porn. For actual work and other web-browsing, photoshop, email, and so on, I use the Mac.
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My old iMac crashed maybe 3 times in the 6 years I had it. My PC with XP has never crashed and only frozen a few times. I have to use Macs, Windows, and Linux. Mac was for art, Windows is for Visual Studio, and Linux for the robot.
My laptop’s DVD drive died though 
Damned mechanical failures.
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My PCs don’t crash either, unless I am doing something weird with them (like running a program that was not made to work on xp or linux; whatever os I am running at the time).
I just thought of something… What if Microsoft had Apple’s marketing department?
Funny thing HERE! My vista system will not install Halo 2. No amount of troubleshooting has done anything for it. Whereas, I have a xp system that runs it quite nicely. But my vista machine does not crash either…So maybe Microsoft really is copying Apple. Neither crash and neither run Halo 2. Teeheehee
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XP is the best of breed so far in the x86 stable.
I was almost ready to give the greenlight on implementing Vista in our corp domain. Then I found out MS pretty much hosed any hope of interactive remote help (RDP or VNC, see session 0). That pretty much cut it for me.
If it’s any consolation, my iPhone has locked up three times in two days. My old Razr v3 never locked up, but then again it kind of sucked overall.
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Oh happy day, yet another MAC/PC debate.
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All the OS’s have a lot of problems, the reason Macs run so stable is because the OS maker is also the manufacturer of the computer. The drivers meet the OS’s expectations. I’ve never used a mac and never plan on it, mostly because of price, and the fact I can’t build it, its a hobby to build PC’s. I could also debate Linux is better but only to the advanced user, and if you have a computer that has parts that are Linux driver supported.
This Mac Vs PC shit is dumb, they both have there places. But I do see a lot of Mac Fan boys, it’s ridicules. Linux runs on both,
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The sense I get from most mac users is that subconciously they regret spend so much money on a computer that turned out to not be any better than a PC. So to make themselves feel better, they parrot the marketing claims of Apple in a vain effort to convince themselves they did the “right thing” – everything is “okay”.
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Uh, what? Roughly how many Mac users do you know Alec? I work with both and each has it’s place. Personally I’m tired of both fan boy camps. I administer a Windows domain for work, and I do personal stuff on a Mac. Matter of fact I’m running Vista and OS X on a Macbook. Also, the rainbow logo is so OS9 it’s not even funny.
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It also helps to read more than the first post in a thread. Down at the bottom NAV is brought up (NAV sucks just as much on a Mac as it does on Windows). And the crashes sound a lot like a bad memory issue.
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It may be NAV, but it still makes the mac crash. Why should that not count? macs crash too, which is the whole point.
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My advice to the poor guy who’s Mac was crashing would be to uninstall NAV altogether. Why waste the money and system resources to protect against the one known OSX virus that’s already been patched?
Speaking of crashes, this is an oldie but a goodie:
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Yes, but the term Kernel Panic sounds cooler.
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I have a G4 Power Mac at home. I’ve been running OS X on it for the past three years. Not one single time–NOT ONCE–has the OS ever crashed. I’ve had Word crash a couple of times, and Excel maybe three times, and an iTunes crash once when I improperly unplugged my iPod. And I think Firefox went down a couple times after I installed some weird extension. In each of those times I just restarted the program. No need to reboot the OS. In fact, the only time I reboot is every couple of months when Apple releases some update.
I run a buttload of software on it too (not NAV, which is teh gay), including all kinds of dubious shareware.
Three years, and not a single OS crash. Let’s hear one of you PC dweebs match that. I log in, and about 10 seconds later I’m browsing the web. On my 2 Ghz Windoze PC, after 10 seconds the thing is almost done drawing the Taskbar, and is starting to think about my Desktop icons and starting up all the other shit it needs. It’s a good two minutes before I get around to seeing any web pages. Fuck Windoze.
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Howie, I’m kind of disappointed that I read your entire post and not once was there any sort of sexual joke. Are you feeling okay?
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Actually I have a couple windows boxes that haven’t had an OS crash in years. I do power them down for upgrades and such, or power outages of course. I do have one that gets the blue screen at least once a week, but that’s used for development so it’s generally a glitch I’ve caused. I know previous versions of Windows were crash prone, but XP is quite stable, provided you don’t bugger it up with cheap memory (registry errors), warez, or open ever attachment sent to you in the mail (well duh!). There’s a reason so many people are staying with XP rather than getting vista. It just works.
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Running both, I can say with certainty that my PC crashes an order of magnitude or two more often than my Mac. That doesn’t keep me from running both. But I only use the PC for games and porn. For actual work and other web-browsing, photoshop, email, and so on, I use the Mac.
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My old iMac crashed maybe 3 times in the 6 years I had it. My PC with XP has never crashed and only frozen a few times. I have to use Macs, Windows, and Linux. Mac was for art, Windows is for Visual Studio, and Linux for the robot.
My laptop’s DVD drive died though
Damned mechanical failures.
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My PCs don’t crash either, unless I am doing something weird with them (like running a program that was not made to work on xp or linux; whatever os I am running at the time).
I just thought of something… What if Microsoft had Apple’s marketing department?
Funny thing HERE! My vista system will not install Halo 2. No amount of troubleshooting has done anything for it. Whereas, I have a xp system that runs it quite nicely. But my vista machine does not crash either…So maybe Microsoft really is copying Apple. Neither crash and neither run Halo 2. Teeheehee
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XP is the best of breed so far in the x86 stable.
I was almost ready to give the greenlight on implementing Vista in our corp domain. Then I found out MS pretty much hosed any hope of interactive remote help (RDP or VNC, see session 0). That pretty much cut it for me.
If it’s any consolation, my iPhone has locked up three times in two days. My old Razr v3 never locked up, but then again it kind of sucked overall.
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Oh happy day, yet another MAC/PC debate.
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All the OS’s have a lot of problems, the reason Macs run so stable is because the OS maker is also the manufacturer of the computer. The drivers meet the OS’s expectations. I’ve never used a mac and never plan on it, mostly because of price, and the fact I can’t build it, its a hobby to build PC’s. I could also debate Linux is better but only to the advanced user, and if you have a computer that has parts that are Linux driver supported.
This Mac Vs PC shit is dumb, they both have there places. But I do see a lot of Mac Fan boys, it’s ridicules. Linux runs on both,
Hayden Panettiere: She’s legal now!
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She’s 18 today (August 21st, 2007)!
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meh, she was too glossed up with make-up in Heroes to really look great.
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I’ll be in my bunk.
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Rock the cheerleader! Rock her world!
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So what if she’s legal, you’re still the same creepy guys leering over her.
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lol, doesn’t change anything you still wont get any tail.
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I liked her better when she was underage.
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Skeet skeet skeet!
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Meh, I’m getting bored with girls. Need something new. Where is the nearest farm?
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I’m old…I have NO IDEA who this…
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Ren, she’s on a show called heroes.
It’s on the sci fi channel, and probably others.
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meh, she was too glossed up with make-up in Heroes to really look great.
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I’ll be in my bunk.
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Rock the cheerleader! Rock her world!
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So what if she’s legal, you’re still the same creepy guys leering over her.
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lol, doesn’t change anything you still wont get any tail.
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I liked her better when she was underage.
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Skeet skeet skeet!
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Meh, I’m getting bored with girls. Need something new. Where is the nearest farm?
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I’m old…I have NO IDEA who this…
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Ren, she’s on a show called heroes.
It’s on the sci fi channel, and probably others.
BMX XXX
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Am I the only one that remembers this game?
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Nope. I too recall this, along with all the public-outcry BS it generated. And this was all Pre-Hot-Coffee.
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Nothing like polygoned nipples to inspire you to win.
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Oh, I remember it all too well. I was working at Acclaim, on the Turok:Evolution project when this came out. At the time, all the developers knew that this game had no real game to it. BMX XXX was going to define whether you could sell a game on nothing more than “Sex Sells”.
We were all afraid that, if it was successful, they would try the same thing with the other games (just slap some breasts onto every game we were making). Some artists passed around a joke design for the Turok Boobasaur.
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i loved this game still got it too
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Wasn’t it just Matt Hoffman with added pr0n?
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Yep, and when Hoffman didn’t like what they were doing, he took his name off of it. Thus the XXX bit.
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I may be flying solo on this one, but this game kinda stank. But to be perfectly honest, I didn’t really find ANY BMX based game fun, along with surfing or the accursed “wake boarding.” Gimme THPS anyday
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iunno Alpha, Wave Race 64 was pretty good
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TBH I never really liked any BMX/skateboarding game.
The one thing that they didn’t really put together is the fact that 4 pegs are for flatlanding, but there is no gyro, the brake line would basically own you.
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I just bought this on ebay for 7 bucks. I’m hoping to see a nipple.
Seriously, that’s the only reason I bought it, I heard there were strippers. Truth to this ?
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www.tech2.com/media/photogallery/bmx1_450x360.jpg
Outlook is good.
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Nope. I too recall this, along with all the public-outcry BS it generated. And this was all Pre-Hot-Coffee.
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Nothing like polygoned nipples to inspire you to win.
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Oh, I remember it all too well. I was working at Acclaim, on the Turok:Evolution project when this came out. At the time, all the developers knew that this game had no real game to it. BMX XXX was going to define whether you could sell a game on nothing more than “Sex Sells”.
We were all afraid that, if it was successful, they would try the same thing with the other games (just slap some breasts onto every game we were making). Some artists passed around a joke design for the Turok Boobasaur. -
i loved this game still got it too
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Wasn’t it just Matt Hoffman with added pr0n?
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Yep, and when Hoffman didn’t like what they were doing, he took his name off of it. Thus the XXX bit.
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I may be flying solo on this one, but this game kinda stank. But to be perfectly honest, I didn’t really find ANY BMX based game fun, along with surfing or the accursed “wake boarding.” Gimme THPS anyday
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iunno Alpha, Wave Race 64 was pretty good
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TBH I never really liked any BMX/skateboarding game.
The one thing that they didn’t really put together is the fact that 4 pegs are for flatlanding, but there is no gyro, the brake line would basically own you.
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I just bought this on ebay for 7 bucks. I’m hoping to see a nipple.
Seriously, that’s the only reason I bought it, I heard there were strippers. Truth to this ?
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www.tech2.com/media/photogallery/bmx1_450x360.jpg
Outlook is good.
Charlie Brown – All Grow’d up
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[weapon brown]
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That doesnt make sense for so many reasons.
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Fucking Charlie Brown as a cyborg robot killer makes sense on multiple levels
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yep, what he said..
BOW DOWN BEFORE THY GREAT ONE!@
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Is he wearing a chastity belt?
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LOL!
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Next time, Kite-Eating Tree… next time…
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I guess this is the end of Lucy pulling up that football at the last second.
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That doesnt make sense for so many reasons.
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Fucking Charlie Brown as a cyborg robot killer makes sense on multiple levels
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yep, what he said..
BOW DOWN BEFORE THY GREAT ONE!@
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Is he wearing a chastity belt?
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LOL!
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Next time, Kite-Eating Tree… next time…
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I guess this is the end of Lucy pulling up that football at the last second.
Chocolate Pudding Cup – Dip your balls in it!
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^needs moar jello puddin’
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No, but that computer is funny.
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it’s a ref to an old mtv sketch show called the state Spac Demon ya n00b, and a good ref too.
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the state was an awesome show, most of these youngsters just werent still in diapers
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i hope i didnt just say “werent still” damn i did
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^needs moar jello puddin’
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No, but that computer is funny.
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it’s a ref to an old mtv sketch show called the state Spac Demon ya n00b, and a good ref too.
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the state was an awesome show, most of these youngsters just werent still in diapers
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i hope i didnt just say “werent still” damn i did
Gobots!
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All you hear about now-a-days is Transformers. Have we forgotten those brave Gobots?
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absolutely not.
Still have my GoBots camera
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I managed to keep most of my Gobots and Transformers. Found them stashed in a box in my mother crawlspace when she sold her house a couple years ago. I sold most of them on eBay for quite a bit of money. But unfortunately there’s not as much demand for Gobots. The Gobot Puzzler is valuable though.
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Shut the fuck up, GoBot!
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Man, I want me a Go-Bots movie now. Only I remember watching the Go-Bots movie a while back and crying because of how terrible it was.
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in comparison, the Gobot toys were terribly made next to the Transformers toys.
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But I still loved the cartoon.
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I managed to keep most of my Gobots and Transformers. Found them stashed in a box in my mother crawlspace when she sold her house a couple years ago. I sold most of them on eBay for quite a bit of money. But unfortunately there’s not as much demand for Gobots. The Gobot Puzzler is valuable though.
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Shut the fuck up, GoBot!
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Man, I want me a Go-Bots movie now. Only I remember watching the Go-Bots movie a while back and crying because of how terrible it was.
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in comparison, the Gobot toys were terribly made next to the Transformers toys.
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But I still loved the cartoon.
There’s never enough outlets!
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[stereo receiver]
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that’s nothing compared to the input/output boxes that any major recording studio has.
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I suppose if you want to have a block party and take the term literally, this would be the way to go.
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No DVI input/output?
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Want!
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that’s nothing compared to the input/output boxes that any major recording studio has.
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I suppose if you want to have a block party and take the term literally, this would be the way to go.
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No DVI input/output?
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Want!
Sandwich Porn – Montreal Smoked Meat!
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My wife ordered this and ended up taking most of it home with her. She just wanted a sandwich, but this could have fed Rush Limbaugh! (well post-drug bust anyway).
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1) no one believes you’re old enough or attractive enough (physically or mentally) to have a wife, give it up already.
2) Oh lawd, is dat sum Rush Limbaugh humor? from at least 100 years ago? when it still wasn’t even remotely funny?
Sure, he’s a fat pathetic looser, like you, but where’s the humor in that?
Now if you had said “My boyfriend tried to eat this whole sandwich but his raging hard on for it kept getting in his way, despite his immense gut. So we took it home where he was able to finish it after I sucked him flaccid,” That might have been funny. Or just really sad for all its accuracy, either way it would have been better than the comment you attached to this worthless pic.
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You claim my humor is really old, yet you are also asserting that I’m really young. Which is it, make up your mind?
And you call me a loser, yet rather than saying anything intelligent, you resort to name calling and calling me gay, AGAIN.
Get a life, kid. There’s got to be better things for you to do than sitting around and waiting for me to type something so you can spend half an hour dissecting everything I say and lobing childish insults at me.
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phj200, when are you going to ge the hint? No one here likes you. Time to move on. Cut your losses.
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I’m staying. I find 14 year olds with big mouths very entertaining.
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How much did that cost? That could feed me and my hoosband for weeks, I tell thee! WEEKS.
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ARISE CTHULHU!
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That’s no sandwich.
It’s a MANWICH.
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“I’m staying. I find 14 year olds with big mouths very entertaining.”
Oh man PJ…the haters are going to totally run with this comment…
Maybe Tiki should take back over the site to put an end to this lame ass comment war.
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Tiki should take back over the site, in the sense that people should be restricted from posting images that are lame. A sandwich?? WTF is up with that?
If someone keeps getting low ratings on the images they post, then they shouldn’t be allowed to post. It’s that simple. Otherwise the S/N ratio is going in the crapper. It’s starting to already.
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Images only go live if Tiki approves them. How exactly has he lost control?
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I also might add, that ratings might be compromised. They were quick accused me of having multiple accounts (if I did, I’m sure my posts would have higher ratings). So it’s not like they’re unfamiliar with the concept. Pot, kettle, you know the rest.
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Tiki isn’t the only person who approves pics. There are i think 3 or 4 other admins that can do so. They don’t post or comment on any posts though so they don’t really know whats going on as they don’t pay attention to the comments.
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when i read posts from pjh3000 it brngs to mind this pic….
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That makes a lot of sense. Tiki queues up images months ahead of time to account for drinking binges; I was wondering how he made time to approve images within a few hours.
Also how do multiple submissions of sandwich porn gets approved? The first time was funny, but now its like a six year old who keeps telling the same joke.
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1.) I like sandwiches.
2.) It’s just me approving images.
3.) Ratings are a bit fucked up cause of the wp-cache plugin. Sorry.
4.) Images approved all happen while I’m at work and I have a couple extra minutes to throw down.
5.) uh…that’s it?
6.) Advertise on my site
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Imagine all of the porn that would be posted if you didn’t pre sreen all of the images…
that may not be such a bad idea..
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Thank Cthulhu I don’t know who the Limabauugah person is…
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Internet flame war bandwagons always work out pretty well in the sense that the adults who form the faceless, largely anonymous internet possy inevitably come out looking more mature than the very very young person they persistently harass using, largely, the safety of numbers.
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19 Responses to Sandwich Porn – Montreal Smoked Meat!
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1) no one believes you’re old enough or attractive enough (physically or mentally) to have a wife, give it up already.
2) Oh lawd, is dat sum Rush Limbaugh humor? from at least 100 years ago? when it still wasn’t even remotely funny?
Sure, he’s a fat pathetic looser, like you, but where’s the humor in that?
Now if you had said “My boyfriend tried to eat this whole sandwich but his raging hard on for it kept getting in his way, despite his immense gut. So we took it home where he was able to finish it after I sucked him flaccid,” That might have been funny. Or just really sad for all its accuracy, either way it would have been better than the comment you attached to this worthless pic.
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You claim my humor is really old, yet you are also asserting that I’m really young. Which is it, make up your mind?
And you call me a loser, yet rather than saying anything intelligent, you resort to name calling and calling me gay, AGAIN.
Get a life, kid. There’s got to be better things for you to do than sitting around and waiting for me to type something so you can spend half an hour dissecting everything I say and lobing childish insults at me.
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phj200, when are you going to ge the hint? No one here likes you. Time to move on. Cut your losses.
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I’m staying. I find 14 year olds with big mouths very entertaining.
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How much did that cost? That could feed me and my hoosband for weeks, I tell thee! WEEKS.
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ARISE CTHULHU!
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That’s no sandwich.
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“I’m staying. I find 14 year olds with big mouths very entertaining.”
Oh man PJ…the haters are going to totally run with this comment…
Maybe Tiki should take back over the site to put an end to this lame ass comment war.
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Tiki should take back over the site, in the sense that people should be restricted from posting images that are lame. A sandwich?? WTF is up with that?
If someone keeps getting low ratings on the images they post, then they shouldn’t be allowed to post. It’s that simple. Otherwise the S/N ratio is going in the crapper. It’s starting to already. -
Images only go live if Tiki approves them. How exactly has he lost control?
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I also might add, that ratings might be compromised. They were quick accused me of having multiple accounts (if I did, I’m sure my posts would have higher ratings). So it’s not like they’re unfamiliar with the concept. Pot, kettle, you know the rest.
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Tiki isn’t the only person who approves pics. There are i think 3 or 4 other admins that can do so. They don’t post or comment on any posts though so they don’t really know whats going on as they don’t pay attention to the comments.
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when i read posts from pjh3000 it brngs to mind this pic….
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That makes a lot of sense. Tiki queues up images months ahead of time to account for drinking binges; I was wondering how he made time to approve images within a few hours.
Also how do multiple submissions of sandwich porn gets approved? The first time was funny, but now its like a six year old who keeps telling the same joke. -
1.) I like sandwiches.
2.) It’s just me approving images.
3.) Ratings are a bit fucked up cause of the wp-cache plugin. Sorry.
4.) Images approved all happen while I’m at work and I have a couple extra minutes to throw down.
5.) uh…that’s it?
6.) Advertise on my site -
Imagine all of the porn that would be posted if you didn’t pre sreen all of the images…
that may not be such a bad idea..
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Thank Cthulhu I don’t know who the Limabauugah person is…
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Internet flame war bandwagons always work out pretty well in the sense that the adults who form the faceless, largely anonymous internet possy inevitably come out looking more mature than the very very young person they persistently harass using, largely, the safety of numbers.
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Evil is an art form.
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oh look animal cruelty
this is very amusing, the layers and layers of funny just made me laugh for hours on end
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At first I asked myself, “Why is there a cat in ground? Shouldn’t that be a prairie dog or something?”
And then I noticed the shovel.
But seriously, it takes a lot more timing to run over a prairie dog. Deliciously evil timing.
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Sure it is.
However, this is the tool of a true artist: www.gardening-supply.co.uk/products/atco_royale_20e.htm
That boy is just amateur.
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do you frequent gardening-supply.co.uk a lot?
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Good evil takes time.
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This is obviously shopped. No real cat would let you bury it and then actually STAY there.
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“This is obviously shopped. No real cat would let you bury it and then actually STAY there.”
What the hell are you talking about? It’s a drawn image not a photo.
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@Athos
It’s called Sarcasim. It’s obvious they noticed it was drawn, which makes their comment funny, sorta. Well, it made me smirk at least.
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oh look animal cruelty
this is very amusing, the layers and layers of funny just made me laugh for hours on end -
At first I asked myself, “Why is there a cat in ground? Shouldn’t that be a prairie dog or something?”
And then I noticed the shovel.But seriously, it takes a lot more timing to run over a prairie dog. Deliciously evil timing.
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Sure it is.
However, this is the tool of a true artist: www.gardening-supply.co.uk/products/atco_royale_20e.htm
That boy is just amateur.
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do you frequent gardening-supply.co.uk a lot?
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Good evil takes time.
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This is obviously shopped. No real cat would let you bury it and then actually STAY there.
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“This is obviously shopped. No real cat would let you bury it and then actually STAY there.”
What the hell are you talking about? It’s a drawn image not a photo.
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@Athos
It’s called Sarcasim. It’s obvious they noticed it was drawn, which makes their comment funny, sorta. Well, it made me smirk at least.
Anti-MADD
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I am laughing more at the crappy quality of the photoshoppin’ and the horrible content more than….well…anything.
Whoever made this fails on many levels.
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I may be dumb, but I dont understand this
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Apparently drunk drives can only drive cars from the 50′s?
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I am laughing more at the crappy quality of the photoshoppin’ and the horrible content more than….well…anything.
Whoever made this fails on many levels.
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I may be dumb, but I dont understand this
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Apparently drunk drives can only drive cars from the 50′s?
Amiga Workbench 1.3
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This is what we got on the Amiga back when everyone else was stuck with DOS, or monochrome Mac.
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Amiga was surely ahead of their time, now you’ve got to dig up the sexy Workbench 3.x to put Workbench 1.3 to shame. I worked on Video Toasters for years, talk about fun. If Management didn’t bury the company Amiga would still be a major player.
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At my work, I mainly use typewriters.
Sometimes I will use the copy machine, but for the most part it is a IBM Selectric.
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Wow, that typewriter must be at least 40 years old. And I’m sure it still works as well today as it did back then. No need to worry about it “crashing” and losing all your work.
Of course the spell check is not as user friendly.
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oooooo, clock! I remember having lots of fun with clock in Windows 3.1.
I was very, very bored.
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Amiga was surely ahead of their time, now you’ve got to dig up the sexy Workbench 3.x to put Workbench 1.3 to shame. I worked on Video Toasters for years, talk about fun. If Management didn’t bury the company Amiga would still be a major player.
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At my work, I mainly use typewriters.
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Wow, that typewriter must be at least 40 years old. And I’m sure it still works as well today as it did back then. No need to worry about it “crashing” and losing all your work.
Of course the spell check is not as user friendly.
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oooooo, clock! I remember having lots of fun with clock in Windows 3.1.
I was very, very bored.
Davey & Goliath
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The kid on the right looks a lot like Morel Orel.
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This is the show Morel Orel is based on. It was a cheesy christian claymation from I believe the 70′s (at least that’s when it was on for me). It got edgy at times, like when Davey had to look after a black kid that hated white people, but was temporarily blind (so he though Davey was black).
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The kid on the right looks a lot like Morel Orel.
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This is the show Morel Orel is based on. It was a cheesy christian claymation from I believe the 70′s (at least that’s when it was on for me). It got edgy at times, like when Davey had to look after a black kid that hated white people, but was temporarily blind (so he though Davey was black).
Crack whore training
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Jesus sucks at football
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Note the kid laying the sack on jesus.
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Now if they only made one’s I’d be interested in.
Like:
“Tea bag Jesus”
“Hang over Jesus”
“Paranoid Xfiles Jesus”
“4chan Jesus”
“Porno Jesus”
And so on, and so fifth.
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I vould totally buy a big Raptor Jesus action figure with sound and lights!
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I’m trying to figure out what they’re doing. Is Jesus handing the ball off as he’s getting sacked?
Somebody brought up a great question once about these figurines. What would it mean if you weren’t on Jesus’ team? And what if you beat Him?
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is this how catholics view Jesus? As a white dude?
I guess that makes sense
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Now if they only made one’s I’d be interested in.
Like:
“Tea bag Jesus”
“Hang over Jesus”
“Paranoid Xfiles Jesus”
“4chan Jesus”
“Porno Jesus”And so on, and so fifth.
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I vould totally buy a big Raptor Jesus action figure with sound and lights!
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I’m trying to figure out what they’re doing. Is Jesus handing the ball off as he’s getting sacked?
Somebody brought up a great question once about these figurines. What would it mean if you weren’t on Jesus’ team? And what if you beat Him?
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is this how catholics view Jesus? As a white dude?
I guess that makes sense
August 31, 2007 at 11:48 am
Brunettes are way more fun!
August 31, 2007 at 1:12 pm
*Agrees with Dalek*
*Cuz MaiNiaC’s Wife is Brunette*
August 31, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Yeah, but Brunettes are easier to score with because they have less self esteem due to percieved “higher value” of blondes.
(Source: Maddox, PhD of Manliness)
August 31, 2007 at 2:34 pm
The funny thing is, moree girls bacema brunettes theese days, so blondes are rearer to find!
February 13, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Can we get Zooey Deschanel to cosplay this?
February 13, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Her sis Emily.