dieAntagonista — November 21, 2008 @ 7:26 am

Holy shit. That’s disgusting. I suppose it’s a real comic of some kind? Too bad I didn’t know about it before The Onion pwned it. Vegetables ftw.

Recondomoe — November 21, 2008 @ 8:05 am

Mort, pull that bitch back up! Sweet baby Jesus.

Vent — November 21, 2008 @ 9:43 am

that’s hilarious. looks real.

natedog — November 21, 2008 @ 10:50 am

MUST HAVE THAT RING

NotJesus — November 21, 2008 @ 10:59 am

@dieAntagonista: Dude, that shit’s been around since before Obama was born. About as funny as Archie and Jughead

elzarcothepale — November 21, 2008 @ 11:06 am

@dieAntagonista:
it was printed on wrappers of bazooka gum

Dreth — November 21, 2008 @ 11:31 am

Now if only all bubble gums were this cool.

natedog — November 16, 2008 @ 2:34 am

They call it English for a reason, nigra

AliceH — November 16, 2008 @ 2:37 am

…but incorrect capitalization.

dieAntagonista — November 16, 2008 @ 3:12 am

Motherfucking grammar in yo face. That’s my homeboy alright.

nyokki — November 16, 2008 @ 3:59 am

Aight? Aight.

hvymetal86 — November 16, 2008 @ 4:35 am

The white house, soon to be featuring piss poor foreign policy. aka placation!

BowToMe — November 16, 2008 @ 4:38 am

They might technically be complete sentences, but it will continue to be empty rhetoric. I am going to miss the Texas twang …

dtepes — November 16, 2008 @ 9:23 am

Thanks a lot guys, now I can’t stop imagining Obama going “English motherfucker, do you speak it?” to Dubbya.

LukeV1-5 — November 16, 2008 @ 9:57 am

He got this, yo.

Recondomoe — November 16, 2008 @ 10:20 am

He be speakin’ ebonics to all his catholic bitches!

Svartmetall — November 16, 2008 @ 10:37 am

@ dtepes

LOL, nice one

SuperAmmo — November 16, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

@dtepes: I lol’d.
For a good minute.

Robert — November 16, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

meh …
just one more black couple in public housing

Twee — November 16, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

This poster doesn’t feature a complete sentence, for what it’s worth.

Puulaahi — November 16, 2008 @ 8:44 pm

Bye Bye Bushisms

Recondomoe — November 16, 2008 @ 8:54 pm

@Robert-excellent-touche

kuTTer — November 18, 2008 @ 8:36 am

LMFAO! win!

Phyreblade — November 19, 2008 @ 7:16 am

Whut? no moar lolcats in teh wite haus?

dieAntagonista — November 2, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

Sexy. Especially those shoes.

dieAntagonista — November 2, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

Ow. I’ve noticed just now.. House? Boo.

Kero — November 2, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

Who? I’m canadian and i have no idea who this is.
also i have that 8-bit tie in blue

Excelsior — November 2, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

Who crowns these kings?

SKILLERWHALE — November 2, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

Thats a wannabeMurakami “DOB” character… google it.

SumoSnipe — November 2, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

reminds me of the alien ship in “Heavy Metal”….

sylvanish — November 3, 2008 @ 12:55 am

He’s pretty good, but I wouldn’t call him King. Maybe Duke or Marquis. It’s been a while since I’ve seen/heard him tho. But it’s also hard to judge honestly these sort of artists, cause I’m usually under the influence of a lot of mdma at them shows and in mad hell of love with everything.

Puulaahi — November 3, 2008 @ 2:59 am

Canadians stole Mickey Mouse and painted him red. You Bastards!!

jakanapapa — November 3, 2008 @ 3:41 am

I like his stuff, check out faxing berlin

AlecDalek — November 3, 2008 @ 1:52 pm

Why he rules:

Deadmau5 angered many DJs following his comments suggesting they’re merely middlemen who shouldn’t get the recognition they do. He said “It puts me to fucking sleep to be quite honest, I don’t really see the technical merit in playing two songs at the same speed together and it bores me to fucking tears and hopefully with all due respect to the DJ type that will fucking go the way of the dinosaur id like them to dis-a-fucking-pear.” Joel continued, “its so middle man,they’re like fucking lawyers. You need them, but they’re fucking ****s. God bless them they’re my number one customer right so I’m not gonna go diss every fucking DJ. But to say you become this massive up on a podium performer by playing other peoples productions at the same speed as someone else’s productions and fading between the two of them, I don’t get it.”

Loadedpotato — November 3, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

Looks like he’s wearing the red 8-bit tie from Thinkgeek.com in the first pic

http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/hats-ties/9352/

Corman — October 26, 2008 @ 11:22 am

As a fervant atheist, I approve.

Bakudai — October 26, 2008 @ 11:43 am

As a hamburger in a toaster, I also approve.

elzarcothepale — October 26, 2008 @ 11:59 am

As a pickle in a quesadilla maker, I continue this trend of approval

Jesus Christ — October 26, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

As God on Earth, I approve.

MonkeyHitman — October 26, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

as a guy who is in a rastafarian religion i totally aprove

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

The people in the comic all look terribly ill.

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

As a thoughtful person, who knows people do stupid irrational things regardless of them being religious or not, I do not approve.

What a pile of bullshit.

Tyger42 — October 26, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

@dieAntagonista: The point is, they’re not blaming God for it or asking God to fix it. :p
In before ( or possibly slightly after ) the over-sensitive Christians with a persecution complex.

RSIxidor — October 26, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

As a terribly ill comic individual who’s not actually ill but appears so, I approve of your approvals, but do not actually approve of that which you have approved.

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

I approve of your approval of their approval but do no approve of anyone who approves extending this chain of approvals any further, unless they approve of a proof proving the nutritional benefits of prunes.

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

Shit. ^no = not

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

@Tyger42: See, poor assumptions. Because I’m not a Christian.
And I know what the point is, it just so happens that I think it’s a really bad point.
People always find a reason to feel as though they’re not responsible for their own problems, atheist or not.

Elepski — October 26, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

I’m in Boca Raton right now… it’s down off of Yamato Rd…. It’s Very nice… beach access too..

AlecDalek — October 26, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

@dieAntagonista: Yes, it’s called externalizing your problems. Like the small group of women who want to outlaw porn because they can’t find a husband. They don’t want to admit they’re the source of their problems. And I’m sure some of them are christian and some are Athiests.

AlecDalek — October 26, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

I by the way, am not an Atheist. I just hate christians. Well, just the ones that don’t act Christ-like.

Tyger42 — October 26, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

@dieAntagonista: See the word “possibly”. Look it up in dictionary. Take your snark about “assumptions” and shove it up your ass now that you’re educated on your own mistake.
And, yes, atheists find reasons to pass off accountability. But at least their reason isn’t a scary invisible man in the clouds. It seems religious types are MORE prone than most to scapegoating, but I acknowledge that it certainly isn’t exclusive to them by a long shot.

LukeV1-5 — October 26, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

In before people being self righteous.

Shit, sorry, why am I always late for everything, gorramit.

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 26, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

As an atheist and former devout Catholic (gotta brainwash them while they’re young!) I really like the third panel. The idea that you have to fear repercussions from something external to not do something bad says a lot about a person. Especially the idea that even the law isn’t enough.

Still, even atheists will find excuses to go to war or to not lose weight. Probably less often by a small margin, but still…

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

@AlecDalek:
Yeah or fat people blaming it on genetics.

@Tyger42:

Gee, relax bro. I think you’re the over-sensitive one here. Now if the reason for people doing dumb stuff is an invisible sky daddy or something else is pretty irrelevant. Dumb is dumb.
There are enough logical and good reasons why atheists are better in certain aspects than theists. Only this one is mostly used by idiotic atheists, sorry.

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk:

I agree. I went to a private catholic school, and every time someone would tell me, “you don’t want to go to hell, do you?” I wanted to eat their brains.
Such dishonesty, it’s disgusting.

AlecDalek — October 26, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

To me, it doesn’t matter if you’re christian, muslim, or atheist, you’re like a referee that only counts the goals of one team. In my experience, if you truly keep yourself open to all possibilities, you find that none of them make complete sense. They all sorta just cancel each other out. So I just believe in whatever I can’t disprove. And I try hard to disprove everything.

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

@AlecDalek:
Summed up very nicely. I agree.

storminator — October 26, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

zeitgeist.

purple banana — October 26, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

Geeze, some people are getting waaay too butthurt over this…

Great comic… Alec- soo true about that kind of dishonesty, as a former Catholic schoolgirl myself… I hated the place I went to, but I do know several very nice Catholics.

elzarcothepale — October 26, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

this really could have been a great “random item in a misplaced setting, I approve” thread, but people who think their silly opinions on silly stuff that has no bearing on reality ruined it. Good show on the approval chain however- I. . .appreciated it?

NoOneInParticular — October 26, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

All the panels have the atheist saying the wrong thing. For example, in the third panel he’s REALLY saying: “See, this land has resources that would make my life better, and since this is the only life there is, we’d better exterminate the inhabitants so that my life is slightly better.”

Just because you don’t believe in god doesn’t automatically make you a better person.

Phyreblade — October 26, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

Meh. Theist, Agnostic, Atheist, same difference. One blames a deity/deities, the next doesn’t who to blame, and the others just blame everyone else…

zaqsaw — October 26, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

Religion arguments : to long, didn’t read.

awfulintentions — October 26, 2008 @ 8:24 pm

As an awful bitch, I approve, too.

Christianity = Bullshit.

The world existed long before Judaism, the founding branch of what would become Christianity and Islam.

That’s proof enough that the religion and it’s respective parts are BULLSHIT. Seriously, one’s gotta love that homosexuality has existed longer then the religions that hate it.

Doctor Thompson — October 26, 2008 @ 8:28 pm

As the last poster, I approve of the comic, but disapprove of the generalizations it makes.

AlecDalek — October 27, 2008 @ 7:54 am

@NoOneInParticular: Just because you believe in God, it doesn’t automatically make you a better person.

AlecDalek — October 27, 2008 @ 7:58 am

@awfulintentions: That’s quite profound. I’m sure there are millions of gay people that lived and died before anyone decided Jesus (or any other religious figure) hates them.

mintymadness — October 27, 2008 @ 9:33 am

Anyone who is so against Christianity (or really, any other “religion”) that they fight to prove their opinion of it’s being “bullshit,” are no better than the biggest, bible-thumping, sunday morning baptist preacher that they are so strongly against.

Atheists - The biggest group of hypocrites on the planet. A “religion” based on hating organized….religion…
If you all look at this comic, and truly believe that every christian is like this, then you are more shallow minded and naieve than I gave you credit for.

Jesus Christ — October 25, 2008 @ 7:01 am

Two thumbs the fuck up for this one.

mld — October 25, 2008 @ 8:47 am

In a more perfect world, I would be able to have that on display in my classroom during parent conferences.

Well, I can now.. But in a more perfect world, I would be able to have that on display in my classroom during parent conferences AND keep my job.

suicydking — October 25, 2008 @ 10:40 am

Too late…

mld — October 25, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

Edit to “Just because you can have kids, does not mean you should have had them”

or “Just because you can have kids, does not mean you should again”

I’d have to edit out the big word or some of them might think I mean the part of the grocery they walk past to get to booze, pre-packaged kid food, and lottery tickets.

flood123 — October 25, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

Ever seen the movie Idiocracy? This explains what will happen if all the dumb fucks of the world keep breeding at the rate they are. I am just sayin.

outofocus — October 25, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

@flood123: While it’s fun to think that, it’s not true.

AlecDalek — October 25, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

@outofocus: It’s not far off. The majority of breeders are dumb fat fucks.

awfulintentions — October 25, 2008 @ 6:01 pm

Agreed, Agreed, Agreed.

Breeders suck. Walk around in Wal-Mart at any time, and you’ll agree.

Special Kail — October 19, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha i lold

Caio — October 19, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

In before shitstorm.

Thrella — October 19, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

Explosive Diarrhea

KyrusRose — October 19, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

eww and comments and pic.

Good to see someone with bigger teeth then Hillary.

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 19, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

@Caio

You know, I can never be sure which will start a shitstorm and which will not. I’m leaning on the side of this one not, for some reason.

RSIxidor — October 19, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

Yeah, this is just funny no matter who looks at it.

deuce — October 19, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

I’d be better as “I’m in ur election, alienating ur moderates”

gor — October 19, 2008 @ 6:25 pm

She’s bangable.

Caio — October 19, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

@RSIxidor: @Paul_Is_Drunk: I think you two are underestimating the ability of certain people here to take every political image, no matter how silly, as a deeply personal insult.

I say shitstorm before it reaches page three.

WistfulD — October 19, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

eh, angry trolls probably, but not shit storm. who has the energy to go ape over a lolcats reference?

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 19, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

@WisitfulD
I’m more angry that people believe lolcats are the originator of cats with funny captions. If I hear anyone say they invented Caturday too, I’ll… I’ll… be mildly annoyed for at least 3 minutes, and totally inconsolable for the first 2… unless cake was involved.

RP — October 19, 2008 @ 7:12 pm

all the words are spelled wrong.

Special Kail — October 19, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

To dust off an old chestnut, “This is a total shop. See, she’s not in the kitchen.”

Puulaahi — October 19, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

If our votes are Moose burgers, she is going to be one anorexic bitch.

theclam — October 19, 2008 @ 7:25 pm

Well now. .that was fuckin’ stupid. . .

flex — October 19, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

I’m in j00r ballot. Starting an uprising. Moving all our moderates a little further left.

njch412 — October 19, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

@kyrusrose

OMG HER TEETH ARE WHITE AND STRAIGHT!!!! FLAMMMMMEEEEEE HERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

She was funny on SNL.

nyokki — October 19, 2008 @ 10:47 pm

@njch412: She wasn’t being funny. She was just being and that is funny.

AlecDalek — October 19, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

She’s so bad at what she does, she’s not only killing support for McCain, she’s making some people want to Un-register to vote.

Puulaahi — October 19, 2008 @ 11:38 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20bL0VbVCaA

AbNo — October 20, 2008 @ 2:59 am

*generic “eat my penis” joke*

cafnbeat — October 1, 2008 @ 12:09 am

Touche salesman.

cafnbeat — October 1, 2008 @ 12:12 am

Oh yeah. First and Second. I’m the man now dog.

Puulaahi — October 1, 2008 @ 1:24 am

Well cry about it.

garbledxmission — September 3, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

I too have pleasures. One of which is food.
The residue of food is shit.
Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and took a massive colon blow on your head and clothes without your consent? Even if you were German?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 3, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

There’s almost as much money to be made in government grants for being anti smoking as there is in manufacturing cigarettes now.

Kind of like there’s money to be had in alternative fuels.

The lesson is if you can’t beat them or join them just demonize them to the cry baby public and then convince said cry baby public to buy your equally bullshit alternative.

Don’t smoke. Watch our ads instead. We’re freedom fighters in BMWs.

Don’t drive BMWs yourself though they’re bad. Drive this hybrid instead. I know they’re great because they run on the batteries I have substantial money invested in.

Do your part. Give me money.

garbledxmission — September 3, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

so, what you’re saying is…that the cake is a lie?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 3, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

That’s too weird. I just told gudis in another thread to go get is some cake while he reads up on what a socialist is.

The cake is not only a lie…its a psychic force governing our every move.

garbledxmission — September 3, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

That boy needs a lot more than cake if he’s to have any chance of making it in the world.

thelotuseater725 — September 3, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

Man there is a huuuuuuuge difference between second hand smoke and urine. anti-smokers piss me the fuck off. Pompous fags.

RSIxidor — September 3, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

Smokers piss me off. Inconsiderate fags.

You are right, its not the same, but its still bad.

outofocus — September 3, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

I’m an anti-smoker and I’ve never said anything that stupid before.

If someone peed on me, I’d break their nose. I’ve never done that to a smoker for smoking.

mikoyangurevich15 — September 4, 2008 @ 12:39 am

I fell a compulsion to piss on that sign.

AgZed — September 4, 2008 @ 2:13 am

I smoke, but I try to be considerate about it. I never smoke indoors (not a fan of the smell of stale smoke anyway), I stand far enough away from buildings for it not to drift back inside, I always try to stand away from people, and despite being 6ft5in, I always blow my smoke upwards to minimize the odds of someone catching a smoke cloud to the face, but some people are just dicks.

I was waiting for the bus yesterday, but I stood outside the empty bus shelter anyway, because I wanted to have a smoke. The shelter is a good 30 feet long, and I was standing at the far end, furthest from the pole where the bus actually stops. About halfway through my smoke, some perma-cranky, 40-something woman arrives on the far side of the shelter, walks all the way down to my end, sits down, and promptly starts bitching at me to put out my cigarette because the smell was bothering her.

At that point I decided the bounds of courtesy had been crossed, and provided her with a detailed list of suggestions for occupying her time that didn’t involve pestering me. She worldlessly moved to the other side of the shelter, then when the bus showed up she told the driver not to let me on because I’d smoke on the bus. Fortunately the driver was the same one I’ve seen nearly every day for the last two years, so when I told him she was a psycho who’d been harrassing me, he made her get off and wait for the next boss.

Now she’s probably at home telling her cats what inconsiderate assholes smokers are.

dogsurfer — September 4, 2008 @ 3:33 am

@thelotus
Your comment taken literally restates sign. Anti-smokers piss you off. Which in doing so, as a second hand effect, would likely extinguish the smoke.

Caio — September 4, 2008 @ 3:56 am

I’m gonna have to go with Agzed. I’m a pretty heavy smoker, but it’s rude to smoke around people who don’t want to be breathing in smoke.

Yeah, Magnus is right (I’m reluctantly conceding) in saying that the nutjob activists who make retardo TV commercials push it to far.

But that’s a lot different from some restaurant that doesn’t want you to smoke on their porch. You gotta respect that.

Also I’m pretty sure the sign is meant to be funny, not literal.

AlecDalek — September 4, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

Tobacco should remain completely legal, just keep the smoke to yourself.

Bran — May 4, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

this is PUSSY compared to your current collection..

kiltedforbes — May 5, 2008 @ 12:14 am

It looks like the entire bottom shelf and a few on the second shelf. A few nice pieces here and there, a good start. I think though that Bran may be confusing your post with mine, that is unless you have another larger collection we haven’t seen. Oh and the posts you have put up in the past have been some of my all time favorites, rock on.

Bran — May 5, 2008 @ 1:03 am

Yes, yes I did confuse it for yours and I humply apologize.

Bran — May 5, 2008 @ 1:04 am

*humbly

Jaypeezy — May 5, 2008 @ 1:08 am

^^^LOL

Mack — May 5, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

NO MORE PLASTIC CRAP FOR FFS

flintlocke — April 10, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

A conundrum cake.

NumberSix — April 10, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

That cake may be a lie, but it’s a delicious and brilliantly funny lie.

suicydking — April 10, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

A fancypants cake, to be sure. I would rather eat the sammich.

TGGeko — April 10, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

now eat the sammich so you can die faster