Over 7′ tall…….

Comment by suicydking — May 28, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

Waist seems a little skinny, but cool stuff.

Comment by jasonp — May 28, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

Its Lorena Bobbitt!

Comment by rebelyell2006 — May 2, 2008 @ 8:51 am

That is some weird art. Although I think I’ve seen some of this before. Does he do work for Time or Newsweek?

Comment by Lord_Gorlock — May 2, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

Yes, everyone has probably seen some of his work somewhere or other at or point. I think he has done work for several major publications…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 2, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

AWESOME

Comment by jose_lucca — May 2, 2008 @ 8:04 am

Wow. That is just awsome.

Comment by bright green — May 2, 2008 @ 8:54 am

Looks like Julian Beever’s work.

Comment by Billy Manic — May 2, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

This artists name is Kurt Wenner…
More sauce: http://www.kurtwenner.com/

Comment by Phyreblade — May 2, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

Sweet, MCS has a lizard member.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 1, 2008 @ 9:13 am

wow, Evolution has been proven!!

oh, wait. that’s a shoop.

Comment by natedog — May 1, 2008 @ 9:19 am

I can tell by the pixels.

Comment by SSJ3Mewtwo — May 1, 2008 @ 11:20 am

And you have all seen many shoops in your time right?

Comment by Phyreblade — May 1, 2008 @ 4:26 pm

I want to get the model Games Workshop makes for this guy and paint it up real nice like.

Comment by morbo — April 18, 2008 @ 10:12 am

Pleased to have no idea what this is from.

Comment by tripolar — April 18, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

And that is why you phail…

Comment by Phyreblade — April 19, 2008 @ 2:46 am

Sweet… When I was little, whenever my dad would read this part to me, I’d get scared shitless…

Comment by purple banana — April 19, 2008 @ 11:26 am

US Constitution
“ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS IN GOLD
PAYABLE TO THE BEARER ON DEMAND AS AUTHORIZED BY LAW”

you know, gold closed at $901 dollars/oz today. That’ll get you 111 ounces/9 pounds of gold for your paper money, if it is backed by gold.

(note: gold is traded in troy ounces)

in Feb 1998 (ten years ago), an ounce of gold cost $300, and you could get 333 oz/28 pounds of it for your $100,000 bill (if it were based on gold).

in 1932, gold cost $20 an ounce. you could get 5,000 ounces or 417 pounds of gold for your $100,000 bill.

in 1933, the US went off the gold standard.

today, $1US is worth 2.22% what it was in relation to gold in 1932.

simple Mentat projection: your 2008 $100,000 bill is worth $2,220 in 1932 money.

Comment by natedog — February 16, 2008 @ 3:17 am

That “US Constitution” up there is not supposed to be there. D’oh!

Comment by natedog — February 16, 2008 @ 3:18 am

money isn’t backed by gold anymore though right?

Comment by jakanapapa — February 16, 2008 @ 3:37 am

Ummm… No?

Comment by Phyreblade — February 16, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

@jakanapapa
WTF??? Us currency backed in gold?
Thats brilliant!
Welcome to the 21st century, man, US currency is backed in faith and debt.
It is one of the single greatest con jobs in the history of the world.

Comment by ack — February 16, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

The US dollar is backed by the power of Imaginaaatioooon, Imaginaayaaayatiooon . . .

Comment by RSIxidor — February 16, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

These bills were never publicly circulated (bank to bank only)… and they are, in fact, not legal to own anymore. The US government recalled all bills over $100 back in the 1970s due to counterfeiting concerns.

If you watch old reruns of Let’s Make a Deal on GSN, though, you can see them give away $500 and $1000 bills fairly often, but those were from the late 1960s/early 70s.

Comment by deuce — February 18, 2008 @ 11:58 am

Um dudes, fiat currency is only floated carefully within a range. Once in a while a country like China or Bosnia can get away with messing with that shit, but the US never could, for a lot of reasons that would make to long a post. But trust me, you woudn’t want currency backed specifically by anything which can be hoarded or suddenly appear in great quantity, unless you’re the type of person who’d put their life savings on a roulette wheel.
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Anyway, I heard they only made ten of these when terrorists threatened to send a nuclear warhead into the molten core of the earth.

Comment by Caio — February 18, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

No Hitler ‘tache? Thoroughly disappointing.

Comment by numb7rs — February 15, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

I said the same thing…

Comment by gamenac — February 16, 2008 @ 12:13 am

Hitler mustache never even occurred to me- I was too busy looking for the super-long Chinese mustache…

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Comment by Sikras — February 16, 2008 @ 12:26 am

You mean the Fu Manchu?

Comment by evil_penguin_17 — February 16, 2008 @ 11:45 am

aren’t the hilter ’stache and the chaplin ’stache the same thing?

Comment by reboot — February 16, 2008 @ 11:49 am

Naw, the chaplin ’stache is a little shorter and wider… But they are pretty close…

Comment by Phyreblade — February 16, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

No matter what ’stache you give him, he’s still going to be just as gay.

Comment by AlecDalek — February 16, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

Ya know, personally, I find Obama more sexually attractive than Hillary.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — February 15, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

Actually I find Hillary downright frightening…

Comment by Phyreblade — February 16, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

I think the part that’s the most frightening about Hillary is she seems to be way more interested just in getting the job and keeping up with Bill and being the first female (well mostly) president, than actually wanting to make a difference.
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With Obama I get the opposite vibe. It’s not about being the first Black president, he actually wants to fix the country, and I respect that. Same with Ron Paul.
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We all know Ron Paul won’t get the nomination (because of how the system works), but wouldn’t it be awesome is Obama chose him as a running mate?

Comment by AlecDalek — February 16, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

ron paul would be awesome if you don’t like clean air or water. libertarianism is great on social issues, but corporations need to be regulated. i’d never invite a corporation to my pool party, it would pee in the pool and give everyone cancer as a door prize.

Comment by redxblack — February 17, 2008 @ 2:03 am

More like a paintball player. I do like the load bearing braces on his legs.

Comment by pvera — December 13, 2007 @ 11:30 am

I love his little girly gun

Comment by Hepathos — December 13, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

The production model is going to be green with a yellow faceplate.

Comment by reboot — December 13, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

COBRAAA!

Comment by Peaches LaRue — December 13, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

The braces on his legs remind me of a certain Forrest Gump.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — December 13, 2007 @ 4:35 pm

@Hepathos

Most of the gun is under his arm. Perfect for close quarter engagements!

Comment by tiki god — December 13, 2007 @ 9:28 pm

LOL
@pvera
I guess your knees could buckle under the weight of all those paint balls…

Comment by Phyreblade — December 13, 2007 @ 11:03 pm