I'm following you at least until I decide if you will be annoying in my feed or not. :p Twitter's technical help stuff is totally non-existent so I've been stuck with "ersigh". I made an account when twitter was brand new under "outofocus" and then got annoyed with it and the lack of options (like opting out of @ responses and what not) so I deleted it but they hold the user name. Several requests have yielded in responses like "this ticket is complete" but nothing has been done and my questions haven't been answered. sheesh
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I'm following you at least until I decide if you will be annoying in my feed or not. :p Twitter's technical help stuff is totally non-existent so I've been stuck with "ersigh". I made an account when twitter was brand new under "outofocus" and then got annoyed with it and the lack of options (like opting out of @ responses and what not) so I deleted it but they hold the user name. Several requests have yielded in responses like "this ticket is complete" but nothing has been done and my questions haven't been answered. sheesh - Comment on USA Postage Rate Chart
It just keeps getting more and more expensive to send snail mail. *sad* I send out stuff to a list of people on a regular basis... - Comment on bone cast
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Uhm, it's just a bottle with red plastic and a sticker. When I was an infant I chewed on my high chair and my crib so my parents put tabasco sauce thinking it would stop me... newp, it made me chew faster. - Comment on Drowning Man
This picture is funny. She looks like she has PCOS.
Save the whales
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All I see is the hunk…
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Audi and BMW billboards
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When you see it…
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(stating of obvious)
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OH MY GOD! THE COFFEE BEAN!
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What is this, I have never seen this before, how can I recognise something which I have never seen.
Never ever.
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outofocus posted it, so it’s cool. Everyone shut up.
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haha it took me a while to notice.
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I smell…….. repost!!!!!!!
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I know I’ve seen this before, just can’t place where …
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Okay, someone needs to explain this one.
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in the back it says “your move BMW” And this sign says “Checkmate” The juxtopositioning is funny, see?
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I saw it right away. No bricks were shat.
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DAMMIT HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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I’m gonna say fail on the brick shitting but a clever ad nonetheless.
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@TGGeko:
HAHA, I thought something was added to this picture as opposed to the other one. This is a repost.
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I see it!
tiki is getting raped in the back of the Audi.
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And.. Audi wins!
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Awesome. I remember this.
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I’ve never seen it so whatever you fucking whiners
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(stating of obvious)
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OH MY GOD! THE COFFEE BEAN!
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What is this, I have never seen this before, how can I recognise something which I have never seen.
Never ever.
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outofocus posted it, so it’s cool. Everyone shut up.
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haha it took me a while to notice.
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I smell…….. repost!!!!!!!
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I know I’ve seen this before, just can’t place where …
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Okay, someone needs to explain this one.
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in the back it says “your move BMW” And this sign says “Checkmate” The juxtopositioning is funny, see?
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I saw it right away. No bricks were shat.
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DAMMIT HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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I’m gonna say fail on the brick shitting but a clever ad nonetheless.
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@TGGeko:
HAHA, I thought something was added to this picture as opposed to the other one. This is a repost.
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I see it!
tiki is getting raped in the back of the Audi.
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And.. Audi wins!
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Awesome. I remember this.
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I’ve never seen it so whatever you fucking whiners
Best fortune ever
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My friend got this today. I had to share.
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Five finder discount.
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i got that same one
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Mizuki, you are using an old username of Mimizu’s.
Where did you find it?
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A really clever fortune cookie would know whether I had the buffet or not.
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My favorite is still “Help! I’m being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory”
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@Virgule: lol
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Five finder discount.
Is that how you say it? I always thought it was five finger discount.
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Five finder discount.
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i got that same one
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Mizuki, you are using an old username of Mimizu’s.
Where did you find it?
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A really clever fortune cookie would know whether I had the buffet or not.
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My favorite is still “Help! I’m being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory”
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@Virgule: lol
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Five finder discount.
Is that how you say it? I always thought it was five finger discount.
The Universe…
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the approving tshirt
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I snapped this at a football game a few years ago.
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Haha. High quality product made in Germany. Actually, even the smell of it makes me wanna puke.
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20 internets says that you hate the smell because you puked up too much of the ‘meister into a toilet once
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Jager sells like crazy here. I used to order 20-25 cases each of the 750ml and litre per week. Some of the bars had Jager machines because they wet through so much of it and the 1.75 bottles are heavy. I never understood the appeal, especially mixed w/ Red Bull.
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@nyokki: I have a friend from Germany who said that they use jager to settle upset stomachs. The smell of the stuff upsets my stomach so I don’t see how that could possibly work (and natedog, I’ve never had any of it, the smell put me off).
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I love jager. So much. Introduced MANY a folk to it. They love it too. here in london i know a place where you can get a shot for one pound. how much can other folk from abroad get it and how much is it in ppounds! I need to know where toi travel! 
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This stuff tastes like puked up Sambuca, another anise-flavoured booze. It tastes like stomach acid + anise, so my stomach seriously jumped when I tasted it the first time.. And yes, there is a reason for me to not like sambuca and to know how it tastes vomited up.. I did get to vomit 6-8 times in one night because of it so I know what I am talking about….
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Yuck Jager. Cannot stand the stuff. One of the first hard alcohols I ever had. Never liked it.
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Wow what’s going on here. Jägermeister tastes amazingly good! And the little bottles are really cute and handy. At my old school, my friend and I would buy three of those little bottles and mix them with normal orange juice in a plastic bottle and then drink that at school all day. We tried this out just a few times, and since we were both quite the nerdy ones, the teachers didn’t even complain about us for constantly giggling and saying crude things. Good times, I can only recommend it.
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Jagerbombs are awesome but yager by itself tastes terrible.
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@dieAntagonista: @The Lawnmower: Yeah I drank it straight up. Probably why I didn’t like it.
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Jagermeister. Liquid self flagelation. Not as nasty as Budweiser, but damn close.
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Haha. High quality product made in Germany. Actually, even the smell of it makes me wanna puke.
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20 internets says that you hate the smell because you puked up too much of the ‘meister into a toilet once
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Jager sells like crazy here. I used to order 20-25 cases each of the 750ml and litre per week. Some of the bars had Jager machines because they wet through so much of it and the 1.75 bottles are heavy. I never understood the appeal, especially mixed w/ Red Bull.
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@nyokki: I have a friend from Germany who said that they use jager to settle upset stomachs. The smell of the stuff upsets my stomach so I don’t see how that could possibly work (and natedog, I’ve never had any of it, the smell put me off).
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I love jager. So much. Introduced MANY a folk to it. They love it too. here in london i know a place where you can get a shot for one pound. how much can other folk from abroad get it and how much is it in ppounds! I need to know where toi travel!
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This stuff tastes like puked up Sambuca, another anise-flavoured booze. It tastes like stomach acid + anise, so my stomach seriously jumped when I tasted it the first time.. And yes, there is a reason for me to not like sambuca and to know how it tastes vomited up.. I did get to vomit 6-8 times in one night because of it so I know what I am talking about….
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Yuck Jager. Cannot stand the stuff. One of the first hard alcohols I ever had. Never liked it.
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Wow what’s going on here. Jägermeister tastes amazingly good! And the little bottles are really cute and handy. At my old school, my friend and I would buy three of those little bottles and mix them with normal orange juice in a plastic bottle and then drink that at school all day. We tried this out just a few times, and since we were both quite the nerdy ones, the teachers didn’t even complain about us for constantly giggling and saying crude things. Good times, I can only recommend it.
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Jagerbombs are awesome but yager by itself tastes terrible.
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@dieAntagonista: @The Lawnmower: Yeah I drank it straight up. Probably why I didn’t like it.
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Jagermeister. Liquid self flagelation. Not as nasty as Budweiser, but damn close.
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Santa is a security guard
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at the Christmas park in San Jose
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Instead of elves he has a taser and CCTV?
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i live in San Jose , i got tons of pics from Christmas in the park. If you live in the Area and don’t know what it is, it’s the best damn Family outing you can ever go to.
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Wow, even Santa ha to get a 2nd job.
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@LeeHarveyOswald: I live in San Jose (obviously, I took the picture) and I can’t say that I’ve really gotten a whole lot out of the Christmas in the Park experience. My son feels similarly.
My favorite part is the glass blower.
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@outofocus: San Jose Has alot to offer, it’s just a cool thing to look at. things are going on pretty much year round www.sjdowntown.com/eve_big.html
try taking him to the Improve and see a comedy even if it’s dirty jokes he’ll remember forever. My dad took me to WWF when i was like 4 and i will remember that forever (23 Yrs now) i was trying to suplex my brother for a month after
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@LeeHarveyOswald: I’ve lived here for awhile and am familiar with what SJ has to offer. It’s nice it has stuff going on but it’s not nearly as full or diverse as other cities.
Last event I went to at the Improv was 21 and up. He likes stand up comedy but he’s not that old yet.
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I lived in San José for a while too, Cinco de Mayo ftw!
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Go Sharks! I live in Santa Cruz. The only Christmas in the Park thing I have done is gone Ice Skating outside. Twas hard and fun.
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@Puulaahi: yeah the ice skating is funny to watch , every minute people just falling lol some people eat it hard and i just can’t help but laugh
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@LeeHarveyOswald: I went to that once and just took pictures of my son and friends ice skating. I’m a roller skater… I fail at ice skates and roller blades.
It’s kewl how different that area looks when the rink isn’t there.
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Instead of elves he has a taser and CCTV?
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i live in San Jose , i got tons of pics from Christmas in the park. If you live in the Area and don’t know what it is, it’s the best damn Family outing you can ever go to.
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Wow, even Santa ha to get a 2nd job.
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@LeeHarveyOswald: I live in San Jose (obviously, I took the picture) and I can’t say that I’ve really gotten a whole lot out of the Christmas in the Park experience. My son feels similarly.
My favorite part is the glass blower.
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@outofocus: San Jose Has alot to offer, it’s just a cool thing to look at. things are going on pretty much year round www.sjdowntown.com/eve_big.html
try taking him to the Improve and see a comedy even if it’s dirty jokes he’ll remember forever. My dad took me to WWF when i was like 4 and i will remember that forever (23 Yrs now) i was trying to suplex my brother for a month after -
@LeeHarveyOswald: I’ve lived here for awhile and am familiar with what SJ has to offer. It’s nice it has stuff going on but it’s not nearly as full or diverse as other cities.
Last event I went to at the Improv was 21 and up. He likes stand up comedy but he’s not that old yet.
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I lived in San José for a while too, Cinco de Mayo ftw!
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Go Sharks! I live in Santa Cruz. The only Christmas in the Park thing I have done is gone Ice Skating outside. Twas hard and fun.
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@Puulaahi: yeah the ice skating is funny to watch , every minute people just falling lol some people eat it hard and i just can’t help but laugh
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@LeeHarveyOswald: I went to that once and just took pictures of my son and friends ice skating. I’m a roller skater… I fail at ice skates and roller blades.
It’s kewl how different that area looks when the rink isn’t there.
Funny moving truck advert
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Expletive expletive heavy furniture.
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or if in rural parts of south east asia, cough on it and give it bird-flu.
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@dub_1211:
No. It will fight back with it’s lead paint.
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Best one of these moving tip things was on a truck in Philadelphia. “Dolly good, hernia bad.”
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@dub_1211: i totally lol’d
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@reptilecobra13: “Never pack dog and cat in the same box.”
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Expletive expletive heavy furniture.
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or if in rural parts of south east asia, cough on it and give it bird-flu.
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Best one of these moving tip things was on a truck in Philadelphia. “Dolly good, hernia bad.”
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@dub_1211: i totally lol’d
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@reptilecobra13: “Never pack dog and cat in the same box.”
Chili\’s curbside pickup
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Sorry but.. I love Chilis.
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…or if you’re in Canada, “the place with the $20 fajitas”.
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I was just at chilis yesterday and saw this. I got a good lol’ing there too.
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ok im kinda mad and confused now. a friend of mine posted this same pic about a year ago and it didn’t get posted.
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@takasato: This is not something worth being mad or confused over.
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Sorry but.. I love Chilis.
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…or if you’re in Canada, “the place with the $20 fajitas”.
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I was just at chilis yesterday and saw this. I got a good lol’ing there too.
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ok im kinda mad and confused now. a friend of mine posted this same pic about a year ago and it didn’t get posted.
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@takasato: This is not something worth being mad or confused over.
Queen of Soul Food
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I didn\’t try it.
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STEREOTYPE THREAD GO!
ALL ASIANS ARE BAD DRIVERS. ALL BLACKS LIKE WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE SLOW RUNNERS AND IRRESPONSIBLY USE BAILOUT MONEY.
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actually all asian WOMEN are bad drivers
you’ve never seen tokyo drift have you?
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This product line is awesome. I use the breading, and use the rub spices to make meat marinades. I made some collard greens with bacon, caramelized onion, and their hot sauce to go with some blackened fish. It was totally om nom-ish.
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I love the tag line: “It’ll make the Colonel cry.”
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@Mootea: So what you are trying to say is that Japanese males are the exception.
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@outofocus:
Actually, even just males IN Tokyo, which is a very small and specific subset of Asian drivers in general.
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Please make the Colonel cry. I hate that chicken fried fucker.
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@Mootea: too much movies?
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Great food if you ever get a chance to go.
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@Mootea:
Your using a movie as a source of factual information. Bad idea.
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The picture of the ugly ugly woman on the front makes me cry. Don’t point that thing at me!
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STEREOTYPE THREAD GO!
ALL ASIANS ARE BAD DRIVERS. ALL BLACKS LIKE WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE SLOW RUNNERS AND IRRESPONSIBLY USE BAILOUT MONEY.
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actually all asian WOMEN are bad drivers
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This product line is awesome. I use the breading, and use the rub spices to make meat marinades. I made some collard greens with bacon, caramelized onion, and their hot sauce to go with some blackened fish. It was totally om nom-ish.
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I love the tag line: “It’ll make the Colonel cry.”
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@Mootea: So what you are trying to say is that Japanese males are the exception.
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Actually, even just males IN Tokyo, which is a very small and specific subset of Asian drivers in general. -
Please make the Colonel cry. I hate that chicken fried fucker.
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@Mootea: too much movies?
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Great food if you ever get a chance to go.
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The picture of the ugly ugly woman on the front makes me cry. Don’t point that thing at me!
Ru Paul\’s Body
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DO NOT WANT!!!
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I don’t know which is scarier:
The fact that this picture exists or that it would be posted *twice*.
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Black women look weird with blond hair…
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April Fools my ass, this image is just fucking freaky… make it go away!
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@hvymetal86: The whole point is that Ru Paul is NOT a woman.
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@outofocus: My point still stands, just needs modifying. Black people look weird with blond hair.
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Tiki, now I see why you wanted “that kind” of porn.
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@outofocus:
Damn… you stole my post… you will rue the day!
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@ack: No way. I didn’t steal it. We’re just so awesome that we think alike. We dominated MCS with Ru Paul!
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@hvymetal86: I’ve seen black people who have pulled a true blonde off pretty well. No one looks good with barbie hair.
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What do you mean not a woman … not even my sister looks this good. Hell, half the women in this state don’t look this good.
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DO NOT WANT!!!
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I don’t know which is scarier:
The fact that this picture exists or that it would be posted *twice*. -
Black women look weird with blond hair…
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April Fools my ass, this image is just fucking freaky… make it go away!
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@hvymetal86: The whole point is that Ru Paul is NOT a woman.
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@outofocus: My point still stands, just needs modifying. Black people look weird with blond hair.
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Tiki, now I see why you wanted “that kind” of porn.
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@outofocus:
Damn… you stole my post… you will rue the day! -
@ack: No way. I didn’t steal it. We’re just so awesome that we think alike. We dominated MCS with Ru Paul!
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@hvymetal86: I’ve seen black people who have pulled a true blonde off pretty well. No one looks good with barbie hair.
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What do you mean not a woman … not even my sister looks this good. Hell, half the women in this state don’t look this good.
made with Real Peanut Butter
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Peanut Butter Soap
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20781901
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This actually sounds pretty good, smell like peanut butter all day
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I enjoy coconut soap.
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I prefer non-smelling soaps (like Cetaphil). I’m not sure how people are able to enjoy scented stuff as I can smell that, the chemicals and the person… it’s so rare people use products that mesh with their scent instead of complicating it.
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This actually sounds pretty good, smell like peanut butter all day
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I enjoy coconut soap.
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I prefer non-smelling soaps (like Cetaphil). I’m not sure how people are able to enjoy scented stuff as I can smell that, the chemicals and the person… it’s so rare people use products that mesh with their scent instead of complicating it.
Double Ride
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Srs skills are srs, but I have no idea what’s going on in this.
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there is something incredibly disturbing about this picture.. I just.. don’t know what it is.
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This pic is sweet, love the green text on the face-monitor.
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That’s one massive yellow penor!
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Freud would write books about this image.
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My first thought is, “That’s a licker, and this will end badly.”
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@monkeybird02: WTF
@colonel-yum-yum: lol me too!
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What is this the new Pyramid Head? New pyramid, same rape.
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Wait.Where`s his pooper scooper?
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Sucks to be him if that lizard thing decides to go running off after a squirrel or something.
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Strange, to be sure.
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Anyone else thinking FLCL?
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@BourbonDingo: Yeah it does have that FLCL feel to it…
That said,
Wat?
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Srs skills are srs, but I have no idea what’s going on in this.
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there is something incredibly disturbing about this picture.. I just.. don’t know what it is.
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This pic is sweet, love the green text on the face-monitor.
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That’s one massive yellow penor!
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Freud would write books about this image.
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What is this the new Pyramid Head? New pyramid, same rape.
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Wait.Where`s his pooper scooper?
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Sucks to be him if that lizard thing decides to go running off after a squirrel or something.
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Strange, to be sure.
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Anyone else thinking FLCL?
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@BourbonDingo: Yeah it does have that FLCL feel to it…
That said,Wat?
He-Man and She-Ra
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As a child I wondered why her name wasn\’t “She-Woman” and assumed the “Ra” was some sort of implication that she was a cheerleader which made me dislike She-Ra.
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I follow this guy on deviantart. He has some great images on there. Don’t know where he gets the time to do it all.
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She-Woman sounds too amazonian or savage…She-Ra works perfectly because it incorporates the image of the Sun in her name, suggesting she is a child of the sun.
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I’m so upset they didn’t get to do Hordak in the new He-Man series.
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And yet, He-Man still looks gay.
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Holy fuck….just had a nerd expossive idea…..wait for it…..He-Man MMO!!!
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@llamamanzero:
My first task would be to create a dentist character named Mo-Lar.
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@penguin_lady: I’d hit it.
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dont remember Skeletor having a sword
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Ya know, I’ve always had a thing for Evilyn… The bad girls… r poyson…
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he’s got the same style as stepjan seijic from witchblade…which I never knew anybody else can replicate
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I follow this guy on deviantart. He has some great images on there. Don’t know where he gets the time to do it all.
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She-Woman sounds too amazonian or savage…She-Ra works perfectly because it incorporates the image of the Sun in her name, suggesting she is a child of the sun.
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I’m so upset they didn’t get to do Hordak in the new He-Man series.
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And yet, He-Man still looks gay.
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Holy fuck….just had a nerd expossive idea…..wait for it…..He-Man MMO!!!
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@penguin_lady: I’d hit it.
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dont remember Skeletor having a sword
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Ya know, I’ve always had a thing for Evilyn… The bad girls… r poyson…
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he’s got the same style as stepjan seijic from witchblade…which I never knew anybody else can replicate
That\’s where the money goes
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clayenos.com/portfolio/more/index.html – From his “night” series
This guy is an amazing photographer.
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And so began the war between the strippers and the televangelists…
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she isn’t that good. i see no $100 bills.
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You know… ive never been to a strip club… I feel like every man should be to a strip club at least once.
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I’ve been to a strip club. Unfortunately it was a dirty nasty one. Not a high class one.
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The only time I went to a strip club was when my g/f took me. And yes, they were female strippers, not men. And also yes, my g/f is fucking awesome.
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I’ve never been either but I’ve been given lap dances by friends who were strippers. It was entertaining but didn’t do a whole lot for me… it’s just not how the sex center in my brain works. I just see the human form in motion and I think, “I want to take pictures” which isn’t really tolerated in most clubs worth going to.
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@outofocus: why torture something in front of my face if i cannot have fun on it. that why i stay away from strip clubs. One thing with me, if i cannot have it at that moment and you’re(general) showing me, just don’t. in example webcam shows etc.
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that looks like a dude’s ass
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Heard of this guy through watchmen. He was the stills photographer for the movie.
He owns his own organic coffee company and most of the profits go the charity.
He also released a book of watchmen portraits for no profit.
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@outofocus: I really dont think I would enjoy it. I have a feeling ill have some situation like you. For me its not pictures, I bet id try to start speaking philosophy with someone with such a different path of life from I.
However, Strip Club falls in the part of my mind of things you should at least do once, such as drinking when youre 21, stopping at a casino when youre old enough, etc etc. I dont know… im quite weird.
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Make sure you thank your dancers, fellas! And remember, nothing says thank you like dollars in the g-string!
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Who tips a $10?
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I’ve been to a few strip clubs. 1st time to make a phone call. I broke down and the “Black Garter” was the only place w/ a pay phone (waaaaaay before cell phones). That place was a dump and the girls were nasty. When our friend was deploying to Iraq, we all took him to a nice(r) strip club. The women were drop dead gorgeous and really enticing. My first ever lap dance. We’ve repeated that 2 times when he redeployed then re-redeployed at all different clubs, some pretty nice, some not so much. I think that’s it. Hubby’s been to a few more. He says they’re kinda fun for an hour or so, but not to spend a whole evening there. I really wish our friends would stop getting divorces. We’re the only ones left still together.
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This guy has a pretty badass portrait book of “The Watchmen” film characters. Check it out www.clayenos.com/adstears/index.html
Great photography.
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Yeah I wasn’t too stoked on that strip club. I wasn’t really turned on. Was gross I didn’t want a lap dance too. In a nicer joint I probably would get one. Still it’s just awkward. I cant get into the fantasy sex state of mind at a strip club. Definitely would be sexy if a gf did it though.
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No, that is not where the money goes. It goes into my wallet. And then into a huge safe I have hidden in an under ground bunker in the depths of my cave… It’s much safer that way…
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@camusapprentice: Hmm, I’m not sure that doing what is considered the “norm” makes you weird.
I didn’t drink when I turned 21 or go to a Casino when it became legal for me… I just don’t really get going out and doing stuff just because it’s legal when it’s stuff I’m not really interested in.
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And so began the war between the strippers and the televangelists…
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she isn’t that good. i see no $100 bills.
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You know… ive never been to a strip club… I feel like every man should be to a strip club at least once.
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I’ve been to a strip club. Unfortunately it was a dirty nasty one. Not a high class one.
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The only time I went to a strip club was when my g/f took me. And yes, they were female strippers, not men. And also yes, my g/f is fucking awesome.
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I’ve never been either but I’ve been given lap dances by friends who were strippers. It was entertaining but didn’t do a whole lot for me… it’s just not how the sex center in my brain works. I just see the human form in motion and I think, “I want to take pictures” which isn’t really tolerated in most clubs worth going to.
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@outofocus: why torture something in front of my face if i cannot have fun on it. that why i stay away from strip clubs. One thing with me, if i cannot have it at that moment and you’re(general) showing me, just don’t. in example webcam shows etc.
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that looks like a dude’s ass
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Heard of this guy through watchmen. He was the stills photographer for the movie.
He owns his own organic coffee company and most of the profits go the charity.
He also released a book of watchmen portraits for no profit.
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@outofocus: I really dont think I would enjoy it. I have a feeling ill have some situation like you. For me its not pictures, I bet id try to start speaking philosophy with someone with such a different path of life from I.
However, Strip Club falls in the part of my mind of things you should at least do once, such as drinking when youre 21, stopping at a casino when youre old enough, etc etc. I dont know… im quite weird.
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Make sure you thank your dancers, fellas! And remember, nothing says thank you like dollars in the g-string!
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Who tips a $10?
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I’ve been to a few strip clubs. 1st time to make a phone call. I broke down and the “Black Garter” was the only place w/ a pay phone (waaaaaay before cell phones). That place was a dump and the girls were nasty. When our friend was deploying to Iraq, we all took him to a nice(r) strip club. The women were drop dead gorgeous and really enticing. My first ever lap dance. We’ve repeated that 2 times when he redeployed then re-redeployed at all different clubs, some pretty nice, some not so much. I think that’s it. Hubby’s been to a few more. He says they’re kinda fun for an hour or so, but not to spend a whole evening there. I really wish our friends would stop getting divorces. We’re the only ones left still together.
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This guy has a pretty badass portrait book of “The Watchmen” film characters. Check it out www.clayenos.com/adstears/index.html
Great photography.
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Yeah I wasn’t too stoked on that strip club. I wasn’t really turned on. Was gross I didn’t want a lap dance too. In a nicer joint I probably would get one. Still it’s just awkward. I cant get into the fantasy sex state of mind at a strip club. Definitely would be sexy if a gf did it though.
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No, that is not where the money goes. It goes into my wallet. And then into a huge safe I have hidden in an under ground bunker in the depths of my cave… It’s much safer that way…
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@camusapprentice: Hmm, I’m not sure that doing what is considered the “norm” makes you weird.
I didn’t drink when I turned 21 or go to a Casino when it became legal for me… I just don’t really get going out and doing stuff just because it’s legal when it’s stuff I’m not really interested in.
Frozen pipes + Vacation = Doh
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The best thing that ever happened?
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vw rabbit cabrio . . . luxurious? i tink not
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laughing at people who dont buy the “good” insurance when i tell them that water damage to vehicles isnt covered under the “shit” insurance…. PRICELESS
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@Philmoney: I was thinking the exact same thing Philmoney.
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Old post is older than dirt..
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Water damage? The outside is frozen. I’ve had my car iced over during a storm, and the inside was fine.
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@phantasm: Iced over isn’t quite the same as this situation.
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Who has water pipes in their garage?
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@nyokki:
Houses in the country.
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@Philmoney: Was thinking the same thing except I couldn’t guess the exact model. Not to mention the jeep cherokee? And porsche really isn’t a luxury car anymore, well, never was really. It’s a sports car. Bentley is a luxury car. Mercedes is a luxury car. BMW is slight luxury and slight sports car. My mustang is a muscle/sports car, not luxury whatsoever (well not in todays standards, but it’s 20 years old) @outofocus: Then what is the situation?
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when i lived i Alaska as a kid- we’d use pressure water fire extinguishers and freeze a car into a block of ice. you had to wait for it to hit 35F+ before you could even think about opening the doors…
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At least they have AAA.
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saw this in an email a while back.
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These are not *luxury* cars… :/
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The best thing that ever happened?
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vw rabbit cabrio . . . luxurious? i tink not
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laughing at people who dont buy the “good” insurance when i tell them that water damage to vehicles isnt covered under the “shit” insurance…. PRICELESS
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@Philmoney: I was thinking the exact same thing Philmoney.
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Old post is older than dirt..
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Water damage? The outside is frozen. I’ve had my car iced over during a storm, and the inside was fine.
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@phantasm: Iced over isn’t quite the same as this situation.
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Who has water pipes in their garage?
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@Philmoney: Was thinking the same thing except I couldn’t guess the exact model. Not to mention the jeep cherokee? And porsche really isn’t a luxury car anymore, well, never was really. It’s a sports car. Bentley is a luxury car. Mercedes is a luxury car. BMW is slight luxury and slight sports car. My mustang is a muscle/sports car, not luxury whatsoever (well not in todays standards, but it’s 20 years old) @outofocus: Then what is the situation?
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when i lived i Alaska as a kid- we’d use pressure water fire extinguishers and freeze a car into a block of ice. you had to wait for it to hit 35F+ before you could even think about opening the doors…
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At least they have AAA.
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saw this in an email a while back.
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These are not *luxury* cars… :/
Second best use for duct tape
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so, what’s the first best use?
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Duct tape angel
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and i also think thisis a type of porn… if not.. IT IS NOW!!!1
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@riverdaledragon: No, it’s always been.
The duct tape bikini is a painful legend.
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Han Solo was not the first trophy in Jabba’s hideout…
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@loserwannabe: Fixing stuff, of course.
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@loserwannabe: Ding Repair.
Dang it! Outofocus beat me too it. Go to bed!
Just watched Eyes Wide Shut… Perfect movie.
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I have to stop looking at this picture. It’s giving me so many ideas. ….oh god im so lonely.
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that’s how astronauts slept in space before color film was invented.
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@GorillaMunch: your not the only one.
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Sure, the girl is smiling and laughing now, but you just know that in an hour or so she’ll be saying, “OK, guys. Not funny any more. Take me down… please?”
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reminds me of that scene in Silence of the lambs…
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I wonder if anyone got really, really drunk, stumbled in there and mistook her for an angel?
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actually, her hands are free, so she could get herself down. Must fix that in the 2.0
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I was thinking the same thing TGGeko. I also think that she should be pantsless, and her legs should be spread. and I should be there having my way with her. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@Puulaahi: Ewww. Tom Cruise. No thank you!
My parents will vouch for me that I’ve disliked Tom Cruise since I first saw him in Top Gun. It’s just, the rest of the world is finally figuring it out.
The two most common usages of duct tape in my household when I was younger were motorcycle repair and make shift drum rings. My toms were really ringy so a few strips of duct tape to the bottom heads helped tons.
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I would have thought the first use is a necessary part of any murder kit. It’s all in the planning people.
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@Paul_Is_Drunk: lol do show me.. lol LINK me buddy
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heh. looks like my niece isn’t the only one to use this babysitting technique,
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that tape is going to fuck up the paint on that wall.
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all that tape and you didnt tape her fucking mouth shut??!!
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@loserwannabe: putting it over her mouth
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@riverdaledragon: I think the official term is: “Rule 34″
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so, what’s the first best use?
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Duct tape angel
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and i also think thisis a type of porn… if not.. IT IS NOW!!!1
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@riverdaledragon: No, it’s always been.
The duct tape bikini is a painful legend.
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Han Solo was not the first trophy in Jabba’s hideout…
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@loserwannabe: Fixing stuff, of course.
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@loserwannabe: Ding Repair.
Dang it! Outofocus beat me too it. Go to bed!
Just watched Eyes Wide Shut… Perfect movie.
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I have to stop looking at this picture. It’s giving me so many ideas. ….oh god im so lonely.
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that’s how astronauts slept in space before color film was invented.
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@GorillaMunch: your not the only one.
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Sure, the girl is smiling and laughing now, but you just know that in an hour or so she’ll be saying, “OK, guys. Not funny any more. Take me down… please?”
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reminds me of that scene in Silence of the lambs…
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I wonder if anyone got really, really drunk, stumbled in there and mistook her for an angel?
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actually, her hands are free, so she could get herself down. Must fix that in the 2.0
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I was thinking the same thing TGGeko. I also think that she should be pantsless, and her legs should be spread. and I should be there having my way with her. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@Puulaahi: Ewww. Tom Cruise. No thank you!
My parents will vouch for me that I’ve disliked Tom Cruise since I first saw him in Top Gun. It’s just, the rest of the world is finally figuring it out.
The two most common usages of duct tape in my household when I was younger were motorcycle repair and make shift drum rings. My toms were really ringy so a few strips of duct tape to the bottom heads helped tons.
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I would have thought the first use is a necessary part of any murder kit. It’s all in the planning people.
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@Paul_Is_Drunk: lol do show me.. lol LINK me buddy
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heh. looks like my niece isn’t the only one to use this babysitting technique,
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that tape is going to fuck up the paint on that wall.
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all that tape and you didnt tape her fucking mouth shut??!!
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@loserwannabe: putting it over her mouth
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@riverdaledragon: I think the official term is: “Rule 34″
Harddrive Ads
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Damn, I paid $1895 For my 10 Mb external Storage unit ]=
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My father-in-law apparently never throws anything out. While this makes it a pain in the ass to help him pack to move, it does lead to some hilarity, like reading computer magazines from 1983. It’s awesome.
Until my wife realizes I’m reading 26 year old magazines instead of packing.
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@Kishi
That’s when you tell her go make you a sandwich. No crusts.
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I got my first hard drive (previous system was dual floppy) in 1991. It was 2 megs and seemed like way more space than I could possibly ever fill… at least until I discovered wav files.
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I would make my woman read the magazine out loud to me she mskes said sandwich…sans crust
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I make my sandwich read wav files out loud to me, while the magazine makes me a woman, non-crusty.
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@ outofocus: it seems insane now, doesn’t it? I had a reflective moment the other day when I bought a 4 gig micro card for my phone for $10. damn, 4 gig… in this little tiny thing. thank god for alien technology.
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Dammit! *meant for @Rhamnousia: &@dorix: –sorry, Vent.
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damn. if only the auto industry could could advance like this. we would be paying 2 grand for a car that could get 200 miles to the gallon or 1000 miles per charge….but no the latest advance is cupholders…………
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I was at Circuit City yesterday and they had a 1TB external hard drive for $197.
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@nyokki: Yeah, they’re getting dirt cheap now… I saw a 1Tb external USB drive online for $100…
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@SumoSnipe:
And they can’t even make one that will hold all the different drinks I want to put in them. Stupid fuckers.
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Damn, I paid $1895 For my 10 Mb external Storage unit ]=
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My father-in-law apparently never throws anything out. While this makes it a pain in the ass to help him pack to move, it does lead to some hilarity, like reading computer magazines from 1983. It’s awesome.
Until my wife realizes I’m reading 26 year old magazines instead of packing.
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@Kishi
That’s when you tell her go make you a sandwich. No crusts.
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I got my first hard drive (previous system was dual floppy) in 1991. It was 2 megs and seemed like way more space than I could possibly ever fill… at least until I discovered wav files.
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I would make my woman read the magazine out loud to me she mskes said sandwich…sans crust
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I make my sandwich read wav files out loud to me, while the magazine makes me a woman, non-crusty.
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@ outofocus: it seems insane now, doesn’t it? I had a reflective moment the other day when I bought a 4 gig micro card for my phone for $10. damn, 4 gig… in this little tiny thing. thank god for alien technology.
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Dammit! *meant for @Rhamnousia: &@dorix: –sorry, Vent.
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damn. if only the auto industry could could advance like this. we would be paying 2 grand for a car that could get 200 miles to the gallon or 1000 miles per charge….but no the latest advance is cupholders…………
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I was at Circuit City yesterday and they had a 1TB external hard drive for $197.
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@nyokki: Yeah, they’re getting dirt cheap now… I saw a 1Tb external USB drive online for $100…
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@SumoSnipe:
And they can’t even make one that will hold all the different drinks I want to put in them. Stupid fuckers.
Sandcastle hating baby
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i declare this from start. this is not a repost. this is a classic post.
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I hate sandcastles too… I also hate babies
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i hate baby sandcastles
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That baby will fuck you up. He almost looks like the Donald Trump baby.
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“I will have my vengeance, you castle-y son of a bitch”.
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@natedog:
I hate sandcastle babies.
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@Sticky: I sandcastle
hate babies
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I castle sand babies hate.
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sandbaby castles hate i.
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Babies sand I hate castle
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I baby sand castlie hate.
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I think that baby is related to this guy: www.imdb.com/media/rm4093677568/nm0234928
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All babies are related to Aaron Douglas. But this one especially, you’re right.
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@dieAntagonista: Yeah I prefer adult sand castles personally. More fun, less tantrums.
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Dat behbeh in teh black gi bout to mess you up yo…
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I hate it when boobs feel like sand!
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HA! That kid’s face is priceless.
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i declare this from start. this is not a repost. this is a classic post.
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I hate sandcastles too… I also hate babies
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i hate baby sandcastles
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That baby will fuck you up. He almost looks like the Donald Trump baby.
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“I will have my vengeance, you castle-y son of a bitch”.
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I castle sand babies hate.
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sandbaby castles hate i.
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Babies sand I hate castle
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I baby sand castlie hate.
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I think that baby is related to this guy: www.imdb.com/media/rm4093677568/nm0234928
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All babies are related to Aaron Douglas. But this one especially, you’re right.
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@dieAntagonista: Yeah I prefer adult sand castles personally. More fun, less tantrums.
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Dat behbeh in teh black gi bout to mess you up yo…
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I hate it when boobs feel like sand!
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HA! That kid’s face is priceless.
Mission One – Electric Motorcycle
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They say that it will race in the Isle of Man.
The technology is exciting but the bike is hideous.
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Appeared on Tuvie Design days before this.
KEEP WITH THE TIMES YO’
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They had a drag racing motorcycle on tv a while back, I forget what show.
I love the enclosed, square, smooth, almost stealth bomber look of it.
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I’ll bet it burns real pretty…
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first noiseless motorcycle, hmm i’m doubting.
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Badass.
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@ColombianMonkey:
the last thing I want to be on a motorcycle is silent.
I used to drive a big old loud beast, and still had trouble with people not noticing me. wtf
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Drivers need to see us more than we need them to hear us. As outofocus pointed out, mufflers point behind us and my biggest problem was cars shifting in to my lane. Hubby was broadsided by a driver while sitting at a red light. Threw him 3 lanes over and under an oncoming bus. That was worth a few months in hospital and physical therapy and now he mostly walks properly. He has always used glass packs rather than mufflers, so he certainly wasn’t running silent.
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Sierpinski gaskets are not good aesthetic design choices. Put a regular grill on the sides, make it look at least a little more muscle-y.
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Dude that whole bike is a bad design choice. I love electric motors considering they beat the piston engine into a bloody pulp on take off. I mean seriously, why do all electric cars look like shit? It looks like Chris Bangle took some acid and outsourced his designs to some shitty second rate art school.
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Has awesome performance, but LOOKS FUCKING HIDEOUS!!! DO NOT WANT!
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just looks really uncomfortable anyway, wont be able to see much from those wing mirrors either. not to mention the disturbing lack of pedals, I only see a peg. Hopefully this is just a shitty prototype….
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Ugh… this is the soyburger of bikes. My stomach churns at the mere idea of a noiseless, electric bike.
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gayest motorcycle ever.
looks like it would feel like you’re riding an electric weedeater
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@thelotuseater725: Blame the Gernsback Continuum. It’s still with us, making us pick bad things for concept cars.
I don’t think it’s only electric cars. I think it’s all ‘concept’ cars. It’s just, sadly, most electrics are still on the drawing board. 
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KTM an austrian motorcycle producer has also presented their first zero emission bike, it is a dirtbike an will come in 2012. probably this is the future, although I don’t think it will be soon. but for dirt bikes it would be cool because in europe it almoust imposible to drive in the open nature it is forbiten everywherer, mostly because of noise and emissions. but this one IS hideous
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Appeared on Tuvie Design days before this.
KEEP WITH THE TIMES YO’
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They had a drag racing motorcycle on tv a while back, I forget what show.
I love the enclosed, square, smooth, almost stealth bomber look of it.
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I’ll bet it burns real pretty…
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first noiseless motorcycle, hmm i’m doubting.
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Badass.
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@ColombianMonkey:
the last thing I want to be on a motorcycle is silent.I used to drive a big old loud beast, and still had trouble with people not noticing me. wtf
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Drivers need to see us more than we need them to hear us. As outofocus pointed out, mufflers point behind us and my biggest problem was cars shifting in to my lane. Hubby was broadsided by a driver while sitting at a red light. Threw him 3 lanes over and under an oncoming bus. That was worth a few months in hospital and physical therapy and now he mostly walks properly. He has always used glass packs rather than mufflers, so he certainly wasn’t running silent.
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Sierpinski gaskets are not good aesthetic design choices. Put a regular grill on the sides, make it look at least a little more muscle-y.
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Dude that whole bike is a bad design choice. I love electric motors considering they beat the piston engine into a bloody pulp on take off. I mean seriously, why do all electric cars look like shit? It looks like Chris Bangle took some acid and outsourced his designs to some shitty second rate art school.
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Has awesome performance, but LOOKS FUCKING HIDEOUS!!! DO NOT WANT!
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just looks really uncomfortable anyway, wont be able to see much from those wing mirrors either. not to mention the disturbing lack of pedals, I only see a peg. Hopefully this is just a shitty prototype….
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Ugh… this is the soyburger of bikes. My stomach churns at the mere idea of a noiseless, electric bike.
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gayest motorcycle ever.
looks like it would feel like you’re riding an electric weedeater
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@thelotuseater725: Blame the Gernsback Continuum. It’s still with us, making us pick bad things for concept cars.
I don’t think it’s only electric cars. I think it’s all ‘concept’ cars. It’s just, sadly, most electrics are still on the drawing board.
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KTM an austrian motorcycle producer has also presented their first zero emission bike, it is a dirtbike an will come in 2012. probably this is the future, although I don’t think it will be soon. but for dirt bikes it would be cool because in europe it almoust imposible to drive in the open nature it is forbiten everywherer, mostly because of noise and emissions. but this one IS hideous
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Women Stop Abusing Men!
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win LOL
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What a bizarre and awesome sign.
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Londonettes..
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For me, “whores, stop taking advantage of young men” would be a better choice of words.
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Women ignore me…sigh.
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I will stop doing those things when they stop making it so damn FUN!
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@Puulaahi: Me 2. But more so when they find out I’m just a cute loser.
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Gentlemen, your WAAAmbulance awaits.
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PEOPEL OF TEH WORLDS:
A WOMAN’S MAIN FOCUS AND MOTIVATION IS ATTENTION
WITHHOLD IT AND SHE IS YOURS
THAT IS ALL
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And make me a SAMMICH Biatches!!!
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Seriously. This has to stop. NAO!
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@Phyreblade: You first.
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@nyokki: Moi? Hey, it’s not abuse if they like it… 
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@Phyreblade: You have your answer.
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No, no, keep abusing it.
More…
More…
Ahh, thank you.
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@MrElzebub: Done already? pfft
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@MrElzebub: i let you know we are not “it” we are called men
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@ColombianMonkey: Semantics.
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okay, us then 
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We are Devo.
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I-I owe-owe you
Absolutely nothing
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@nyokki: But… But… But… Wait… dagnabbit!!
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win LOL
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What a bizarre and awesome sign.
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Londonettes..
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For me, “whores, stop taking advantage of young men” would be a better choice of words.
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Women ignore me…sigh.
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I will stop doing those things when they stop making it so damn FUN!
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@Puulaahi: Me 2. But more so when they find out I’m just a cute loser.
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Gentlemen, your WAAAmbulance awaits.
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PEOPEL OF TEH WORLDS:
A WOMAN’S MAIN FOCUS AND MOTIVATION IS ATTENTION
WITHHOLD IT AND SHE IS YOURS
THAT IS ALL
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And make me a SAMMICH Biatches!!!
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Seriously. This has to stop. NAO!
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@Phyreblade: You first.
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@nyokki: Moi? Hey, it’s not abuse if they like it…
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@Phyreblade: You have your answer.
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No, no, keep abusing it.
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@MrElzebub: Done already? pfft
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@MrElzebub: i let you know we are not “it” we are called men
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@ColombianMonkey: Semantics.
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okay, us then
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We are Devo.
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@nyokki: But… But… But… Wait… dagnabbit!!
May 2, 2009 at 6:45 am
Hey they found a ginormous aubergine. Can I have a piece.
May 2, 2009 at 6:52 am
The whale is the blond going in for mr bare chest
May 2, 2009 at 7:29 am
@Nimbo Yeah it looks like shes helping by giving his right butt cheek the support it needs.
May 2, 2009 at 8:20 am
wow, just wow
May 2, 2009 at 8:49 am
Where is Hayden Panettiere? Because there is a whale, I know she is near by.
May 2, 2009 at 11:44 am
@Puulaahi:
Speaking of babes, I’d like to see more whale tail in this picture.
May 2, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Hunk-guy is naked and boning the whale under the water.
May 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I feel pathetic. All I see is the stupid hunky guy, the one that would be the main character in all those pathetic women’s erotic fantasy novels. Bleh!
May 2, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Huh. Huh? Oh..OH! Ooooooh!! Good god I didn’t know those actually existed.
May 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm
And next he’ll be saving the damsel in distress, what a hero!
May 2, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Naked Seaman (hahahah) is the ocean equivalent of Crying Indian.
May 2, 2009 at 7:37 pm
@RSIxidor: I wanna see Haydens whale tail.
May 2, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Oh… good googly. I’ll take two, kthnx.