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I recently saw "Nightmare Before Christmas" in digital 3-D. was pretty intense.. best 3D I've seen since the Terminator thing at Universal Studios. Haven't followed this, tho.. the game is going to be in 3D?
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Putridity => like so? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/3235628088_a533819101.jpg
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damn it. i could never rememeber exactly where that was from when viewing the kitten version. Thank you for killing that braindrill! this: http://www.ihasaflavor.com/lolcats/dangerous-to-go-alone.jpg
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i'm curious as to how to achieve the chemical wash (what it looks like to me) look of those photos
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Sarcasm notation aside, has anyone cruised through this guy's site? Whether or not you can appreciate the back story accompanying his photos.. there's some really good work in there.

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My Pet Fish and Scorpion – Fishy and Mordechai

Posted in Images on November 1st, 2008 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Cute As Hell Animals, MCS Pets

Fishy is (was) a relative of the Snakehead. could walk across land for 8-10 feet, and ended up eating all of my tetras (thanks for the worthless (and wrong)info, Petco)

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   ian356094 (UID# 3738) 1  0
   November 1, 2008 at 12:53 pm

   Awesome scorpion.

   I wish I had a pet, but unfortunately my apartment is too small and my landlord won’t approve.
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   saintflick (UID# 5161) 0  0
   November 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm

   Omg I have a fighting fish called Mordecai. Cool name And pretty scorpian… is it touchable?
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   spaceduck (UID# 4127) 0  0
   November 2, 2008 at 6:16 am

   @ Saintflick
   You first.

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My Beagles and cat – Susan, Gabby and Tweek

Posted in Images on November 1st, 2008 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   copypaiste (UID# 4287) 0  0
   November 1, 2008 at 6:26 pm

   Kitty looks so lonely T.T

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loose women

Posted in Images on October 7th, 2008 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   shipoopie (UID# 4838) 0  0
   October 7, 2008 at 7:03 pm

   And FREE BEER TOMORROW right?
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   annarchy (UID# 2805) 0  0
   October 7, 2008 at 7:34 pm

   That looks like it was taken at a restaurant in Jerome, AZ.
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   mld (UID# 3619) 0  0
   October 7, 2008 at 7:45 pm

   old sign is old
   and weak
   and lame
   and boring…

   next.
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   macol (UID# 3690) 0  0
   October 7, 2008 at 7:46 pm

   

   yeah, i’ve seen this in many a tavern.
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   garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0  0
   October 8, 2008 at 12:25 am

   Oh, I’ve seen it all…too…cool…for…school…fighting…elitist…douchebaggery…impulse…

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Spider Porn

Posted in Images on September 26th, 2008 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Nature, wtf

Any identifications?

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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   September 26, 2008 at 11:02 am

   Kind of looks like a jewel spider, but – I can’t tell from the glare but the abdomen looks too round.

   Where did you see this? I bet I know what family it is and could look it up if I could narrow it down by place.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   September 26, 2008 at 11:05 am

   

   Isn’t that just an especially plump orb weaver? I see those all over near my house.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   September 26, 2008 at 11:12 am

   

   Beautiful specimen, by the way. I love spiders.
   Here’s the orb weaver wiki.
   en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araneidae
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   September 26, 2008 at 11:15 am

   

   Also, it appears that the jewel spiders that Caio mentioned are from the family I linked. I don’t think that’s an Ozzy spider though, as I have seen plenty in Western New York state. Jewel spiders are Australian.
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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   September 26, 2008 at 12:24 pm

   Ah, North American Jewel Spider:

   www.royalalbertamuseum.ca/natural/insects/bugsfaq/jewelspd.htm

   Ausi Jewel Spider:

   australian-insects.com/imguploads/Austracantha%20minax.jpg
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   September 26, 2008 at 12:44 pm

   

   @Caio
   australian-insects.com/…..0minax.jpg
   SWEET FUCKING JESUS! That’s one ugly motherfucker!
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   September 26, 2008 at 12:48 pm

   

   Spiders are scary!!!!
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   September 26, 2008 at 1:03 pm

   

   Thanks, Caio.
   The North American jewel spider link was great. The two spiders shown in the smaller images look like some that I’ve seen around my neighborhood also. In fact, my son & I saw a big plump one like those. It was sitting on a tree, just chillin. My son poked it because he thought it was some kind of a nut stuck to the tree. The spider didn’t seem to mind much, and I went back home to grab my camera.
   s7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/suicydking/Webs%20and%20critters/?action=view&current=P1010090.jpg

   The Ozzy jewel looks amazing. I would love to see one up close!
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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   September 26, 2008 at 1:17 pm

   Yup, that’s it. Nice pic, too, very well aligned.

   Yeah, I love Jewel Spiders. They live all over the outside of my porch so whenever I smoke watch them through the plastic. They have all kinds of yellow/black (and sometimes blue and red) patterns depending on where their hiding places are. Fascinating little things.
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    garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0  0
    September 26, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    My wife found one on the porch the other day and just about shit kittens. Gorgeous looking arachnid and pretty docile. She wanted to kill it but I just let it crawl into my palm and moved it across the street.
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    stolid (UID# 1669) 0  0
    September 26, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Golden Orb Weavers (Banana Spiders) are the best though… HUGE and will eat a Cadillac if it gets stuck in the web..
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    lakiamia (UID# 3454) 0  0
    September 26, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    As much as I HATE spiders and want to see them all die, this site is prety interesting: www.whatsthatbug.com
    Bugman knows his shit and could identify anything with 6 or more legs.
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    oh2ohz (UID# 416) 0  0
    September 26, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    even tho it’s been ID’d, this is in Northern Virginia. My apartment backs up to a huge drainage pond, and we have big sodium lights on the side of the building, so there are TONS of bugs near my deck, which means tons of spiders. We share space peacefully provided they (a) stay outside and (b) don’t make webs across the door. There is nothing worse then going out for a smoke at 3 am and getting snared.

    I’ve got a few more spider shots at the end of this set: flickr.com/photos/silveroh2ohz/sets/72157604000081706/

    Using a Canon G9.. best non-DSLR I’ve ever seen.
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    caio (UID# 104) 0  0
    March 13, 2010 at 9:57 am

    God this thread makes me so homesick I want to die.

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Goatse essay

Posted in Images on October 16th, 2007 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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I’m trying to write a paper right now.. wonder how he did it.

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   egnilk66 (UID# 573) 0  0
   October 16, 2007 at 2:21 pm

   

   I can just imagine how the teacher felt when he/she went home and looked up “goatse”.

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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   ben1605 (UID# 581) 0  0
   October 16, 2007 at 2:24 pm

   That is genius. I may do this if my teacher starts being an ass.
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   necrocardium (UID# 1245) 0  0
   October 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm

   It backfires. I made a descriptive essay on herpes and i got an A. I also added a quote from someone that said “it sounded like rice krispies” lol.
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   faye_manned (UID# 1447) 0  0
   October 22, 2007 at 3:38 am

   I say “Epic win”!!! Good grade, plus he goatse’d a teacher!
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   sir-rat-2 (UID# 16609) 0  0
   January 15, 2012 at 9:00 am

   

   Too bad they didn’t actually include the essay. I’m curious how they could get an A without letting someone know that they didn’t want to see that.

   I’m also curious how they would follow that. Two Girls, One Cup: Cruel Joke or Poor Party Planning.

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Is this Spartaaa?

Posted in Images on August 10th, 2007 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Animated Image, Humor, Movies, wtf

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   neuromancer (UID# 265) 0  0
   August 10, 2007 at 10:52 am

   I’m cleaning coke off my screen at the moment.
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   leprechaunman67 (UID# 891) 0  0
   August 10, 2007 at 12:28 pm

   @Neuromancer:
   Well that will teach you not to do drugs and look at funny pictures… I hate that when you’re just about to take a good snort of coke and you can’t help but laugh. It makes an awful mess…
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   casemods (UID# 667) 0  0
   August 10, 2007 at 8:44 pm

   

   Not to mention wasting a perfectly good line.

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Conan the Raver.

Posted in Images on August 10th, 2007 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Personally, I’d need to change my pants afterwords.

Posted in Images on June 29th, 2007 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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[rally car off the ground]

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   sticky (UID# 463) 0  0
   June 29, 2007 at 9:49 pm

   

   The literal meaning of off-roading?

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Oops.

Posted in Images on June 29th, 2007 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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[rally car on one wheel in snow]

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   necron99 (UID# 332) 0  0
   June 29, 2007 at 12:15 pm

   It’s called SUPERDRIFTING!!
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   oh2ohz (UID# 416) 0  0
   June 29, 2007 at 12:19 pm

   While I’m sure that shortly it will be one, or no wheels on the ground, he’s still hanging on with two. I just read an article on Autoweek saying that the WRC was thinking about changing rally cars to non-turbo, RWD cars. WTF? Luckily, they all realized what a dumb idea that was.
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   admdraconis (UID# 720) 0  0
   June 29, 2007 at 1:15 pm

   Thank YOU WRC for making the right decision. At least someone is thinking in this world. YAY! We have hope yet. Now if we can only get the American Car Manufacturers to realize what prowess the rest of the world has in the automobile industry.

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File under “Things that gross me out”

Posted in Images on June 29th, 2007 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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When babies, these ‘hoppers are cannibalistic. With fervor.

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   vwfreak42 (UID# 267) 0  0
   June 29, 2007 at 12:58 pm

   I hate giant grasshoppers. Hate them hate them hate them. I knew a woman once that kept them as pets… I had to leave her house pronto. Retch…

   (South Floridian here as well.)
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   oh2ohz (UID# 416) 0  0
   June 29, 2007 at 1:01 pm

   We saw these as babies one year at Wooten’s Alligator farm in the ‘Glades. Little black things with a yellow or orange stripe down the back.. and they were EVERYWHERE.. swarmlike, if you will. Eating each other with reckless abandon. We went back the next summber, and they had become these things. Ex-Port Charlotte’r, myself.
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   casemods (UID# 667) 0  0
   July 21, 2007 at 2:10 am

   

   Never seen an orange one. pretty cool. why would you be afraid of them? Bees, on the other hand, I can understand.

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Good dog. sleep now.

Posted in Images on June 28th, 2007 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Orchid wallpaperz.

Posted in Images on June 28th, 2007 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   vwfreak42 (UID# 267) 0  0
   June 28, 2007 at 10:38 am

   Isn’t this a passion flower? Not an orchid?
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   batshit (UID# 333) 0  0
   June 28, 2007 at 11:07 am

   definitely passion flower
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   oh2ohz (UID# 416) 0  0
   June 28, 2007 at 11:32 am

   My bad. I was at Marie Selby Botanical Gardens for a massive orchid showcase, and this picture was in the same folder. Still pretty.

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You Bring Nothing To The Table

Posted in Images on June 6th, 2007 by oh2ohz | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   maxcw (UID# 9) 0  0
   June 6, 2007 at 2:20 pm

   he brought something, its just invisible DUH!
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   dorix (UID# 657) 0  0
   February 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm

   Invisible broccoli.

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