Inside *a* SIRT car

Comment by Tardex — July 25, 2008 @ 1:36 am

I always do that. I guess it’s because when you say it as an acronym (which it obviously is)it starts a vowel sound.

Comment by nyokki — July 25, 2008 @ 3:28 am

Damn, those people back then had style

Comment by diabeetus — July 25, 2008 @ 4:13 am

Oooh 1970’s..Ancient american history

Comment by zipfer — July 25, 2008 @ 8:25 am

on the right…. is that Betty, from Kung Pow, as a child? Is this the evil he raged before his time? He was a Wheaties baby?

Comment by infusino92 — July 24, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

Hey Ma, look!
I’m a ventriloquist

Comment by jediadept — July 24, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

Those foreheads are… really big.

Comment by outofocus — July 25, 2008 @ 12:02 am

easy for you to say, you don’t have a hand up your tuccus

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 25, 2008 @ 12:18 am

Fiveheads ahoy.

Comment by Sticky — July 25, 2008 @ 12:47 am

Asian Child: 1
Pissed Off Asian Midget: -2

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — July 25, 2008 @ 2:10 am

its funny cause im listening to the song “the creeps” by social distortion as i read that

Comment by burnmasterarson — July 25, 2008 @ 2:12 am

Is it just me or do these girls look like they’ve got phong shading?

Comment by Lord Cocksworth — July 25, 2008 @ 4:18 am

It’s a great ad. I always choose my cereal based on its’ ability to aid in fisting.

Nothing like properly targeting your consumer groups.

Comment by garbledxmission — July 25, 2008 @ 11:25 am

I can’t wait until we land on Mars. I’ve already bought the astronaut ice cream!

Comment by Camiam321 — July 24, 2008 @ 8:21 pm

this is not a Martian robot. it is actually a Terran robot, because it was built on and sent from Earth. if Mars sent a rover here, that would be a martian robot.

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

@Natedog, but we sent the robot to mars, and the robot isn’t native to mars. so doesnt that make it a martian to Mars?

Comment by infusino92 — July 24, 2008 @ 10:24 pm

In before ILLUMINATI comes in here and starts blathering about templars and stonemasons.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — July 24, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

If you wait around 2.5 billion years, this will happen to our galaxy when the Andromeda galaxy crashes into us. Crazy women drivers.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

Who needs God when you have SCIENCE!!! (?)

Comment by Camiam321 — July 24, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

Religious people who are scientists or who trust scientists?

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 8:04 pm

I was just being silly. I’m not the atheistic type who thinks every person who believes in God is a sap. For me, Science has provided more answers.

Comment by Camiam321 — July 24, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

Galaxy rule 34

Comment by TGGeko — July 24, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

awesome

the creator’s handiwork

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

why not have it all?

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 24, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

That is one ugly son of a bitch…

did i mean the negro or the white man? :O you will never know!

Comment by Khaft — July 24, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

Clymer ‘08!

Comment by TrikYodz — July 24, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

black men voting are not as scary as women voting

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 5:50 pm

@natedog ” I voted for him because he was the nicest one”

Comment by GorillaMunch — July 24, 2008 @ 6:02 pm

The 19th century was like bizarro politics: when the Democrats were white supremacists and the Republicans were in favor of stronger federal government.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

I’m sure they’d say the same about circa 2000 politics.

“A Small-Fed Texas Conservative Rebublican Governor was elected President?!”

Comment by MacheteJak — July 24, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

I decide who I’m going to vote for by whether or not I’d have sex w/ him, so far it’s been all hims and I haven’t voted since 1960. heheh

Comment by nyokki — July 24, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

nowadays Republicrats and Demoblicans are all for a stronger federal government

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

lawd, and Pennsylvania is about to vote for Obama this election season.

Comment by diabeetus — July 25, 2008 @ 12:31 am

O_O

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk — July 24, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

worst. galaxy. ever

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

“only 12 million light-years away”
yeah, that’s barely farther than a trip to the drugstore.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 2:56 pm

*reads quote*

. . .

What?

Comment by MacheteJak — July 24, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

Reboot, as far as neighboring galaxies go, 12 million light years IS pretty close. Our closest neighbor is 2.7 million light years away.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — July 24, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

@MikeBabaguh
um, I was being facetious; trying to funny. I guess I should stop.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

2.7? When I was a kid I’d do that every morning in the snow

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

in the snow? I’d have to walk that, up hill , both ways ! In my father’s boots.

Comment by GorillaMunch — July 24, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

Oh, never mind.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — July 24, 2008 @ 6:46 pm

Too many big words in the quote for my little brain to process. But the picture is very nice!

Comment by Annarchy — July 24, 2008 @ 6:52 pm

Put simply: the star, gases and other objects are swirling around the black hole like water going down the drain. This is called an accretion disk, because scientists don’t like to make toilet analogies in their papers. As all that swirling stuff starts going faster and gets compressed, it gives off x-rays, which we can detect. Just to be clear: the x-rays are given off when the swirling matter is close to, but not inside, the event horizon. So while we can’t actually detect the black hole itself, there’s some stuff that acts like it might be near the black hole.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 7:05 pm

nyokki, is this your flickr account your raiding? did you take those pictures from outerspace?

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 23, 2008 @ 8:06 pm

SO Cute! I want them all!

Comment by Sharwnthla — July 23, 2008 @ 8:09 pm

No, not mine. It’s a cousin of my oldest son’s soon-to-be-wife-I-hope.

Comment by nyokki — July 23, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

DO IT FAGGOT

Comment by natedog — July 23, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

I want the green and black one in the center three rows back.

Comment by Marrock — July 23, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

They all look like theyre looking right at me o_o

Comment by Pants — July 23, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

aren’t these sugar skulls?

apparently the color combinations are supposed to mean things, like black and green (the one Marrock likes) is a way of showing respect for your elders. or something. i’m too tired to wiki.

Comment by silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 12:28 am

I can’t decide if a skull should look so festive. I generally like my skulls dark and bleak, these guys look way to cheery…except for the orange one a few rows back on the right, he looks like he’s about to scream, I like him.

Comment by DasMaus — July 24, 2008 @ 11:25 am

the color combinations does not mean anything, the folclor of painting the skull is just to celebrate death in a funny way

Comment by skaarax — July 24, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

those two in the dark were too hard to catch right?

Comment by Betsy — July 23, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

It is called Marken because Paard means Horse?

What?

Comment by LukeV1-5 — July 23, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

So, it takes 8 seconds to go 360 degrees? (assuming it’s a rotating light). Or is it an arc light (electric) that arcs for 6 seconds, then shuts off for 2?

Comment by Error401 — July 23, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

Sorry, full name is Paard van Marken Lighthouse.

Comment by nyokki — July 23, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

Damn, looks like Rodan comming in for the kill from the left.

Comment by Trash — July 24, 2008 @ 1:22 am

Mecca, right?

Comment by Mr.Bungle — July 23, 2008 @ 2:06 pm

I wonder why Cheer, Tide, or Downy does not sponsor this event…

Comment by ack — July 23, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

It’s the Kaba at Meca where people walk around this monolithic black cuboid as a representation of zodiacal precession. The World Trade Center plaza was modelled after this location. The black monolithic structure from Stanley Kubrick’s 2001 Space Odyessy was also modelled after this. The cube is an occult symbol throughout time. See Jake Kotze for more information.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rb8n2hTToo

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 23, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

If it wasn’t Illuminati posting that video I would have thought it was satire. Stupid as hell. Please, Illumaniti, stop spreading this conspiracy bullshit. You’re a nutcase.

Comment by Exacerbate — July 23, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

The black monolithic structure from Stanley Kubrick’s 2001 Space Odyessy was also modelled after this.

No, the monolith was not a cube. It was a 1 x 4 x 9 rectangular solid whose dimensions were ratios of the first three numbers (1,2,3) squared.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.....Odyssey%29

Comment by warren — July 23, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

Nuke it.

Comment by diabeetus — July 23, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

@ warren , conceputally related, semantics fellow, congruency vs. similarity

@Exacerbate, that’s not conspiracy b.s.
It’s very real, that’s synchronicity studies referred to as synchromysticism, not to say that conspiracy b.s. “belief systems” are not valid or real. nice link though, but just becuase you’ve got a piece to the puzzle doesn’t mean mine doesn’t fit in a way. I’m sure you’re not the ultimate definer of reality, that’s God’s job. So why don’t you lay off a bit, ok.

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 23, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

and in NYC we have another black cuboid monolith, the Millenium Hilton

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 23, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

I can see the glint of your tinfoil hat across the interweb tubes.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — July 23, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

the tin foil actually increases the satellite brainwave radio sent to our frankenstein controls

You’re actually referring to Francis Dec http://www.ubu.com/sound/dec.html

Synchronicity is a force, mostly unseen unless you know what you are looking for and then whamo, you get hit with a ton of it. The understanding of synchronicity is contributed to Carl Jung’s studies in psychology. Sychromysticism is a new science in development by amazing researchers.

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 23, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

It is conspiracy bullshit. I’ll make up a conspiracy theory right now that sounds legitimate.

Burger King is communist.
http://www.mycampusdining.com/.....20King.jpg
Normal logo? Pssh….
Now take the Burger King logo, mirror it horizontally, and rotate it 45 degrees to the left.
Your burger king logo should look like this.
http://willhostforfood.com/files2/6026430/OMFG.bmp
Looks an awful lot like the sickle in the hammer and sickle.
http://www.tbray.org/ongoing/W....._clean.png

I just made that up entirely. It’s bullshit though. You connect two things that are purely coincidental that have nothing to do with each other.

Comment by Exacerbate — July 23, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

Synchronicity is truly a force to be reckoned with.

Comment by reboot — July 23, 2008 @ 4:19 pm

i, for one, am NEVAR eating at Burger King again.

THOSE COMMIE MOTHERFUCKERS

Comment by natedog — July 23, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

“Sychromysticism is a new science in development by amazing researchers.”
Also: there are no researchers, everything has already been discovered by the illuminati and they just hand down knowledge when they see fit.

Comment by reboot — July 23, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

Religion must be accepted as a source of energy. It can be directed for our purposes, but only within limits that experience reveals.

- Teaching of the Missionaria Protectiva

Comment by natedog — July 23, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

nice point reboot

exacerbate, trust in your intuition, let go of your restraints. I know your on to something.

http://dedroidify.blogspot.com/

Ideas are Toys. The Search for Truth is a Game.
Believe Nothing. Question Everything.

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 23, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

HOLY SMOKES BATMAN!

TURKISH IN MY CONFINED SPACE?

Comment by no ghost just a shell. — July 23, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

Those guys are gonna be sorry when Megatron comes looking for that cube.

Comment by gravmark — July 23, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

@gravmark

hahaha lmao

Comment by outofocus — July 23, 2008 @ 5:01 pm

You guys really need to learn how to not feed this troll.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — July 23, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

This isn’t even a troll… it’s a diseased garden gnome who was placed too close to the mushrooms in the cow pasture.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — July 23, 2008 @ 5:15 pm

@Nate:

haha, that kind of made my day.

Comment by RSIxidor — July 23, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

Derka derka jihad fatwā!

Comment by AlecDalek — July 23, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

he Kaaba is a large masonry structure roughly the shape of a cube. It is made of granite from the hills near Mecca, and stands upon a 25 cm (10 in) marble base, which projects outwards about 30 cm (1 foot).[2] Approximations for the structural dimensions are: 13.10 m (42.98 ft) high, with sides measuring 11.03 m (36.19 ft) by 12.62 m (41.40 ft).[3][4] The four corners of the Kaaba roughly face the four points of the compass.[2] In the eastern corner of the Kaaba is the Ruknu l-Aswad “Black Stone” or al-Ħajaru l-Aswad, generally thought to be a meteorite remnant; at the northern corner is the Ruknu l-ˤĪrāqī “The Iraqi corner”, at the western lies Ruknu sh-Shāmī “the Levantine corner” and at the southern Ruknu l-Yamanī “the Yemeni corner”.[2][4]
-he Black Stone is a significant feature of the Kaaba, believed by Muslims to date back to the time of Adam and Eve.[7] Located on the eastern corner of the Kaaba, it is about 30 cm (12 inches) in diameter and surrounded by a silver frame. Hajj pilgrims often attempt to kiss the Stone as Muhammad once did.[8] Because of the large crowds, this is not always possible, and so as pilgrims walk around the Kaaba, they are to point to the Stone on each circuit.[9]

Tradition has it that the Black Stone was white when it came to Earth, subsequently turning black under the burden of humanity’s sins.[10]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaaba

Comment by jpcarterisme — July 23, 2008 @ 7:04 pm

@gravmark that was amazing. Well done.

Comment by Namelis1 — July 23, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

@chris_hates_freedom
In the words of Terrance Mckenna, mushrooms are the only solution for a massive awakening and atonement with nature. thank heavens for finding the mushroom pasture.

@ gravmark - you’re so right, just imagine
Steve Willner of Labyrinth of the Psychonaut
The Tesseract, Transformers, and The Cosmic Christ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfDIVJXkfCU

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 23, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

Why did you write that in Turkish?

Comment by Caio — July 23, 2008 @ 7:40 pm

I don’t know chris, I’d argue that this particular troll has been quite successful.

Comment by Lord Cocksworth — July 23, 2008 @ 9:27 pm

Indeed. I came, I saw, I Lawled…

Comment by Phyreblade — July 23, 2008 @ 10:28 pm

“Religion is the opiate of the masses.”That statement is the only thing Karl Marx ever got right.

Comment by mikoyangurevich15 — July 23, 2008 @ 11:39 pm

Morphine is the opiate of the masses.

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 1:41 am

The Monolith! We destroy that and this is over! CHARGE!

Comment by Hepathos — July 24, 2008 @ 5:05 pm