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Fuck Yo A-1
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here\’s to fat waitresses and old, bitter busboys
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Black is Beautiful
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When he was still, truly, black.
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Black is O.K. So is white ugly, yellow is hot, and brown is just brown. This picture looks like it was taken when his dad was ramming in the butt. Phuck natedog, Phuck Hatedog.
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Back when he was still slightly normal and could have been a good man. This is the Michael Jackson I’m sad to say goodbye to. It’s awful that this man was gone years before he died.
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Apparently he didn’t think it was so beautiful
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I agree that this man died long before the freakshow that he became.
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he sure was better this way, but… beautiful?
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Black is black and beautiful is beautiful. Black is no more beautiful than any other color.
This picture of MJ is black but not beautiful. MJ was better looking when he was younger. Not bad in this picture, but really not beautiful.
I thought he looked better after the first round of plastic surgery. The narrower nose and smaller lower lip especially. He should have stopped there.
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Hey, guess what, you idiots. He’s being facetious… and kinda racist.
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goddam, people
i simply thought it was a good title for the post
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Really?
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When he was still, truly, black.
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Black is O.K. So is white ugly, yellow is hot, and brown is just brown. This picture looks like it was taken when his dad was ramming in the butt. Phuck natedog, Phuck Hatedog.
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Back when he was still slightly normal and could have been a good man. This is the Michael Jackson I’m sad to say goodbye to. It’s awful that this man was gone years before he died.
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Apparently he didn’t think it was so beautiful
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I agree that this man died long before the freakshow that he became.
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he sure was better this way, but… beautiful?
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Black is black and beautiful is beautiful. Black is no more beautiful than any other color.
This picture of MJ is black but not beautiful. MJ was better looking when he was younger. Not bad in this picture, but really not beautiful.
I thought he looked better after the first round of plastic surgery. The narrower nose and smaller lower lip especially. He should have stopped there.
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Hey, guess what, you idiots. He’s being facetious… and kinda racist.
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goddam, people
i simply thought it was a good title for the post
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Really?
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What Michael Jackson would look like without surgery
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If he weren\’t, you know…. dead
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1050082/As-turns-50-Michael-Jackson-really-look-like.html
Tl;dr bullshit story
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Digital age enhancing, I’m sure. The sad thing is, that’s a fairly good-looking guy right there. As opposed to the freakshow he’d turned himself into.
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not just surgery. he also had vitiligo. so his skin would have had an odd pigmentation regardless.
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actually, no one knows whether if his vitiligo was bullshit or not…
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it was cosmetic skin bleaching
the monkey thought that disguising itself with surgery would help it look human
it failed
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looks like oj. and is that such a big improvement..? you decide.
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Digital age enhancing, I’m sure. The sad thing is, that’s a fairly good-looking guy right there. As opposed to the freakshow he’d turned himself into.
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not just surgery. he also had vitiligo. so his skin would have had an odd pigmentation regardless.
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actually, no one knows whether if his vitiligo was bullshit or not…
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it was cosmetic skin bleaching
the monkey thought that disguising itself with surgery would help it look human
it failed
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looks like oj. and is that such a big improvement..? you decide.
Patent filed by Michael Jackson to describe the method of leaning beyond the centre of gravity
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Patent #5,255,452
October 26, 1993
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This is incredible.
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epic, big, WTF????
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nate, you’re the best. I can’t thank you enough for this.
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Please tell me this is a joke, as I do not have the energy or the wherewithall to actively debunk this claim.
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WTF. First the “magicians secrets revealed” now THIS. Stop raping my childhood!!!!!!!!!! lalalala
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Good god, everyone, he wasn’t REALLY able to do this. It’s been disclosed by him and the producers of that vid. Puh-leez.
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This is incredible.
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epic, big, WTF????
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nate, you’re the best. I can’t thank you enough for this.
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Please tell me this is a joke, as I do not have the energy or the wherewithall to actively debunk this claim.
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WTF. First the “magicians secrets revealed” now THIS. Stop raping my childhood!!!!!!!!!! lalalala
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Good god, everyone, he wasn’t REALLY able to do this. It’s been disclosed by him and the producers of that vid. Puh-leez.
McCauley\’s Reaction
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Culkin misses his ex boyfriend micheal
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Culkin misses his ex boyfriend micheal
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Bracing For MJ Zombie Action
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Pedobear is deeply saddened by his loss.
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So this was before they did his makeup?
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man, i don’t know exactly when the thriller video came out, but sure this was a kickass makeup for that time
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Pedobear is deeply saddened by his loss.
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So this was before they did his makeup?
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man, i don’t know exactly when the thriller video came out, but sure this was a kickass makeup for that time
How Do I Spaghetti’d Weenies?
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1. chop weenies
2. insert raw spaghetties
3. ????
4. PROFIT
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Man, you blew my mind.
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That would be quite an interesting tactile experience…
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Toaster showed this to me.
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My six-year-old son will love this.
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…I am strangely intrigued.
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Why.
How does it=profit?
Will there be faragie there?
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will have to try. “The natedog special” I think kids may just put you up there with the Easter bunny
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Haha. I’m in awe.
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Ewww
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@Puulaahi: Agreed. I see nothing even remotely palatable here.
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@nyokki:
No, but admit it, you’re curious.
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@nyokki: Now, I’m not saying it looks yummy, but what’s non palatable about spaghetti and hot dogs? Well, of course, assuming you don’t hate either or both on their own.
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Interesting… but it just screams trailer park. Just my 2 cents.
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Mmmm hot dogs and noodles. Nom. Hot dogs go good with mac n cheese too.
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I love hotdogs and noodles, but obviously you need to put some kind of cheese sauce on them after they’re cooked, right?
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I think step 3 is “cook”. Or not, whatever.
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is this birth of this! onwhoseauthority.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/flying-spaghetti-monster.jpg
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HOW IS THIS DONE?
IT IS CONFUSING.
I’m done.
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@Billy Manic:
it’s done when the noodles are uncooked, and the hotdogs are cut up.
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love the underpants gnomes reference!
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@Billy Manic: First, you boil the noodles with some olive oil in the water while you grill the hot dogs. Then, you place the hot dog in a vice clamp under a drill press. You use the drill press to make the holes, then you cut up the hot dot. Finally, insert the cooked noodles into the holes in the hot dog slices.
Some have said to insert the uncooked noodles into hot dog slices, but the method I have outlined above is the only sure way to ensure that both the hot dog pieces and the noodles are cooked properly.
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@goatsgomoo: Oh, and I forgot one more thing: It is necessary to ensure that the locations of the holes on one slice of hot dog exactly correspond to the locations of the holes on all other slices of hot dog. This is why you drill the holes before slicing the hot dog.
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@goatsgomoo: I’m impressed. Do you have your drillpress rigged specifically for this purpose? I mean, can you turn out pretty good production? How many noodle-dogs/hour? Also, what ensures that the hotdog stays true throughout the entire pass? I’d think a hotdog was too bendy to keep stay straight.
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@goatsgomoo: Also what size/type of bit?
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@monkeybird02: Well, personally, I put half-tubes on either side of the vice to completely surround the hot dog. The size of the bit depends on which pasta (I sometimes use angel hair, occasionally I’ll use penne). I use the same bits I use for drilling into iron, so I can get more iron in my diet, because my doctor said I suffered from iron deficiency.
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@goatsgomoo: Win.
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@tiki god: cheese sauce would rock on this.
i was thinking moar red sauce, but i like your idea too
i boil my hotdogs, so boiling the 2 at the same time saves time
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@goatsgomoo: second that win.
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i made this.
i made this with cheese sauce.
it was FUCKING AMAZING.
the texture is divine, the way the spaghetti is more raw in the middle of the hot dogs
and the cheese sauce was win.
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@goatsgomoo gets some internets for this.
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maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/258845.html
maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/253672.html
maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/257988.html
maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/254340.html
maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/258060.html
sources I guess… unless this picture is made by the one who posted it. But here is more inspiration for those who need it.
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@flyingcat88:
EW, that first one doesn’t look appealing. why do none of those have sauce?
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sauce would just mess up the pictures i guess. like a drowned flying spaghetti monster or something… if i make it, i’ll make it with sauce… but i had an idea, how about doing this to other things than sausage?? vegetables?
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Oh god… must make.. now! That looks like a delicious treat for your mouth.
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Man, you blew my mind.
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That would be quite an interesting tactile experience…
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Toaster showed this to me.
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My six-year-old son will love this.
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…I am strangely intrigued.
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Why.
How does it=profit?
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will have to try. “The natedog special” I think kids may just put you up there with the Easter bunny
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Haha. I’m in awe.
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Ewww
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@Puulaahi: Agreed. I see nothing even remotely palatable here.
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@nyokki: Now, I’m not saying it looks yummy, but what’s non palatable about spaghetti and hot dogs? Well, of course, assuming you don’t hate either or both on their own.
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Interesting… but it just screams trailer park. Just my 2 cents.
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Mmmm hot dogs and noodles. Nom. Hot dogs go good with mac n cheese too.
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I love hotdogs and noodles, but obviously you need to put some kind of cheese sauce on them after they’re cooked, right?
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I think step 3 is “cook”. Or not, whatever.
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is this birth of this! onwhoseauthority.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/flying-spaghetti-monster.jpg
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HOW IS THIS DONE?
IT IS CONFUSING.
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it’s done when the noodles are uncooked, and the hotdogs are cut up. -
love the underpants gnomes reference!
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@Billy Manic: First, you boil the noodles with some olive oil in the water while you grill the hot dogs. Then, you place the hot dog in a vice clamp under a drill press. You use the drill press to make the holes, then you cut up the hot dot. Finally, insert the cooked noodles into the holes in the hot dog slices.
Some have said to insert the uncooked noodles into hot dog slices, but the method I have outlined above is the only sure way to ensure that both the hot dog pieces and the noodles are cooked properly. -
@goatsgomoo: Oh, and I forgot one more thing: It is necessary to ensure that the locations of the holes on one slice of hot dog exactly correspond to the locations of the holes on all other slices of hot dog. This is why you drill the holes before slicing the hot dog.
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@goatsgomoo: I’m impressed. Do you have your drillpress rigged specifically for this purpose? I mean, can you turn out pretty good production? How many noodle-dogs/hour? Also, what ensures that the hotdog stays true throughout the entire pass? I’d think a hotdog was too bendy to keep stay straight.
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@goatsgomoo: Also what size/type of bit?
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@monkeybird02: Well, personally, I put half-tubes on either side of the vice to completely surround the hot dog. The size of the bit depends on which pasta (I sometimes use angel hair, occasionally I’ll use penne). I use the same bits I use for drilling into iron, so I can get more iron in my diet, because my doctor said I suffered from iron deficiency.
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@goatsgomoo: Win.
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@tiki god: cheese sauce would rock on this.
i was thinking moar red sauce, but i like your idea too
i boil my hotdogs, so boiling the 2 at the same time saves time
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@goatsgomoo: second that win.
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i made this.
i made this with cheese sauce.
it was FUCKING AMAZING.
the texture is divine, the way the spaghetti is more raw in the middle of the hot dogsand the cheese sauce was win.
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@goatsgomoo gets some internets for this.
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maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/258845.html
maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/253672.html
maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/257988.html
maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/254340.html
maraz-m-moroz.livejournal.com/258060.html
sources I guess… unless this picture is made by the one who posted it. But here is more inspiration for those who need it.
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@flyingcat88:
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sauce would just mess up the pictures i guess. like a drowned flying spaghetti monster or something… if i make it, i’ll make it with sauce… but i had an idea, how about doing this to other things than sausage?? vegetables?
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Oh god… must make.. now! That looks like a delicious treat for your mouth.
Violets are Red, Roses are Blue…
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Ahh… i see what you did there… Clever, clever in deed! You have managed to achieve the often disappointing objective of being smart and humorous. Congratulations Mr. Dog… or is it Sir Nate?
I proudly present to you 1000 internets for your accomplishment. Enjoy them.
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i was acctually hoping people would take the title and run with it and make silly little poems and shit
i guess not
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Well fuck you and your dreams, natedog.
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Ahh… i see what you did there… Clever, clever in deed! You have managed to achieve the often disappointing objective of being smart and humorous. Congratulations Mr. Dog… or is it Sir Nate?
I proudly present to you 1000 internets for your accomplishment. Enjoy them.
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i was acctually hoping people would take the title and run with it and make silly little poems and shit
i guess not
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Well fuck you and your dreams, natedog.
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
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The first blue one is gorgeous. I like fishes. Now stop eating them.
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Nice one nate!
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What is Dr.Seuss.
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Monster fish is fucking awesome.
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@dieAntagonista: Only if you start referring to them as ‘sea kittens’.
By the way, I have an awesome pair of ‘One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish’ boxer shorts.
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@suicydking: Sea kittens? Never. All right then you will have to deal with most unpleasant consequences.
“‘One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish’ boxer shorts”
… can I see?
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if fish suddenly stopped being eaten, then life as we know it would end in a matter of months if not weeks
it’d be ok if humans stopped eating fish, but what if animals stopped eating fish?
what if FISH stopped eating fish?
the oceans would die, and i am sure that would have some awful effect in several key areas of the planet’s biological balance.
tartar sauce and lemons, anyone?
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Guys, guys, I’m just kidding. Fishes are the last animals I have a problem getting eaten with.
I don’t know if that last sentence is correct, but it sure does sound good.
So what about those boxer shorts then.
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@natedog:
And how does this prove its cool for you to eat sea kittens?
@dieAntagonista:
It sounds like you will get eaten with the first.
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@RSIxidor:
Haha oh yeah, you’re right.
Fishes are the last animals I have a problem with getting eaten.
Now maybe.
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I said first, but I meant to say fish, yet if you’re smart it still makes sense.
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@RSIxidor: i wasnt trying to prove it was cool to eat fish, i was saying if everyone stopped eating them we’d have a prollem
also, i ruined some fish last night when i was cooking. fish is soooo hard sometimes
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The first blue one is gorgeous. I like fishes. Now stop eating them.
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Nice one nate!
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What is Dr.Seuss.
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Monster fish is fucking awesome.
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@dieAntagonista: Only if you start referring to them as ‘sea kittens’.
By the way, I have an awesome pair of ‘One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish’ boxer shorts.
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@suicydking: Sea kittens? Never. All right then you will have to deal with most unpleasant consequences.
“‘One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish’ boxer shorts”
… can I see?
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if fish suddenly stopped being eaten, then life as we know it would end in a matter of months if not weeks
it’d be ok if humans stopped eating fish, but what if animals stopped eating fish?
what if FISH stopped eating fish?
the oceans would die, and i am sure that would have some awful effect in several key areas of the planet’s biological balance.
tartar sauce and lemons, anyone?
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Guys, guys, I’m just kidding. Fishes are the last animals I have a problem getting eaten with.
I don’t know if that last sentence is correct, but it sure does sound good.
So what about those boxer shorts then.
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And how does this prove its cool for you to eat sea kittens?@dieAntagonista:
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Haha oh yeah, you’re right.Fishes are the last animals I have a problem with getting eaten.
Now maybe.
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I said first, but I meant to say fish, yet if you’re smart it still makes sense.
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@RSIxidor: i wasnt trying to prove it was cool to eat fish, i was saying if everyone stopped eating them we’d have a prollem
also, i ruined some fish last night when i was cooking. fish is soooo hard sometimes
Nyokki\’s Afro
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played it on the PSP this weekend, and everytime they talk about nyokki or her afro, i can\’t help but rofl on the inside
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So it’s official. Nyokki needs to grow an afro.
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LOL
If I don’t blow-dry my hair. As it gets longer it also gets curlier, which means it’s wide as it is long. 
I’ll try for a picture the next time I let it dry naturally.
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So it’s official. Nyokki needs to grow an afro.
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LOL
If I don’t blow-dry my hair. As it gets longer it also gets curlier, which means it’s wide as it is long. I’ll try for a picture the next time I let it dry naturally.
Practical Boob Reconnaissance
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Today I went to go buy an appliance.
When I went back to sign the papers,
BAM!! titties everwhar.
It was clearly ninja-photography tiem.
PROTIP: if you turn your phone on silent, people won\’t hear your shutter
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Way to go, natedog. I am now looking forward to coming home to the states this summer…
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natedog, natedog, natedog…. You wished you was single for a 2 days…
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lol ninja photography win.
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Nom.
I suddenly feel like some cola.
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@Paul Kersey: how the fuck you posted before mE! i swear i had first :\
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If this was shown on theme day it would have destroyed all the other submissions.
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Lol, I’ve got an 8MP digital camera about the size of my fist I can keep hidden. Ninja Photography with that thing is much better. You can get a bit of distance between you and the woman.
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@JWebster: Standing a good distance away from somebody and taking pictures with a 8MP camera is not nearly as ninja as sitting across a desk from a person and taking pictures of their cleavage without them knowing. Don’t fool yourself.
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@ColombianMonkey:
I didn’t say it was good, just that I have one. It was all that was available at the place of purchase and I had no wish to put forth further effort to acquire a soda of better taste, so I settled for the sub-par. I drank just to the top of the label, and now it waits in my fridge for a day when I will once again wish to not put forth effort to acquire a better beverage which will probably be today or possibly tomorrow.
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@FlyingMantisShrimp: True, I am not saying whomever posted this (sorry, to lazy to scroll up and look.) Doesn’t have less skill.
I’m just saying it’s ninja cause it’s not a phone. It’s a bit harder to conceal.
Side not, sense I guess no one has said it. Om Nom Nom Nom.
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@ColumbianMonkey:
Click on my name to see why my comment was foyst…
@natedog: Your tardiness on PBR is waived, unlike that other guy with his Hellboy crap…
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This is something I would give a friend a high five for, yet strikes me as borderline creepy when someone I don’t know does it.
I guess I’m just a hypocrite.
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Nice job nate. What did you buy?
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I think the big question is, what kind of appliance do you have to sign paperwork for? A Toyota Camry?
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Creepy, no matter who does it.
Awesome, no matter how creepy it is.
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Little bit creepy.
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Coke and Pepsi on the same desk, you’re lucky those tits didn’t implode
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Zounds! What mounds! Totally and completely nommable.
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I can’t stop seeing the fat guy pulling up his pants in that Pepsi logo.
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whatever she’s selling, i’ll buy.
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Please go buy more appliances, asap.
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He was buying a chest freezer.
For all his whore carcasses.
But also
chest
heh
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Don’t kid yourself; she totally knew that you were taking the pictures. They all do.
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Perrrrrrrrrrrvert!
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Cool-aid for grownups?
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fap. fap. fap.
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I expected this to be a casemods post and then I see it’s natedog. Now I am all disappointing.
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dude how much times does everyone has to say. casey likes big packages not slim/curved.
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@Paul Kersey: are you teh one in the timberland shirt? or the one holding the knife?
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My shutter sound is always off.
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@Puulaahi:
Yes, you are dissapointing.
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@RSIxidor: You’re just mad cus the Stars suck and my team is #1.
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@RSIxidor: And I know.
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@ColombianMonkey: no way, my wife is enough woman to deal with. house puss FTW!!
@ColombianMonkey: i took it AND submitted it on theme day. but oh well
@Paul_Is_Drunk: it’s not creepy because she had so much tit hanging out. she’s totally asking for it.
@nyokki: my 30 year old gas range went out, so i had to go get a new one. i also purchased a dryer
@Bodero: i financed them, so there was paperwork
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SHE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID
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@ColumbianMonkey:
The one w/ the Timberland shirt.
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This was on 4chan a while ago, by the way. As to whether or not it was natedog who posted it, I cannot say. The whole thing is copypasta, though.
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@Lavapants: yeah, i posted it on 4chan on the 1st after i took them and they didnt make it to PBR day
there are about 4 moar images in the set, but these were the best ones.
in that thread, people were all about the pepsi can and the coke can battling to the death
one of the photos has my arm in it, so i may post it later to confirm that it was me.
or i can post the stove i bought or maybe i will just have to go take another pic of this chick with some sort of timestamp?
IT WAS ME, I TELL YOU!
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u know why she keeps biting her lips in these pics?
Cause she knows i’ll be fucking here in the foreseeable future.
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Way to go, natedog. I am now looking forward to coming home to the states this summer…
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natedog, natedog, natedog…. You wished you was single for a 2 days…
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lol ninja photography win.
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@Paul Kersey: how the fuck you posted before mE! i swear i had first :\
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Lol, I’ve got an 8MP digital camera about the size of my fist I can keep hidden. Ninja Photography with that thing is much better. You can get a bit of distance between you and the woman.
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@JWebster: Standing a good distance away from somebody and taking pictures with a 8MP camera is not nearly as ninja as sitting across a desk from a person and taking pictures of their cleavage without them knowing. Don’t fool yourself.
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@ColombianMonkey:
I didn’t say it was good, just that I have one. It was all that was available at the place of purchase and I had no wish to put forth further effort to acquire a soda of better taste, so I settled for the sub-par. I drank just to the top of the label, and now it waits in my fridge for a day when I will once again wish to not put forth effort to acquire a better beverage which will probably be today or possibly tomorrow. -
@FlyingMantisShrimp: True, I am not saying whomever posted this (sorry, to lazy to scroll up and look.) Doesn’t have less skill.
I’m just saying it’s ninja cause it’s not a phone. It’s a bit harder to conceal.
Side not, sense I guess no one has said it. Om Nom Nom Nom.
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@ColumbianMonkey:
Click on my name to see why my comment was foyst…
@natedog: Your tardiness on PBR is waived, unlike that other guy with his Hellboy crap…
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This is something I would give a friend a high five for, yet strikes me as borderline creepy when someone I don’t know does it.
I guess I’m just a hypocrite.
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Nice job nate. What did you buy?
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I think the big question is, what kind of appliance do you have to sign paperwork for? A Toyota Camry?
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Little bit creepy.
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Coke and Pepsi on the same desk, you’re lucky those tits didn’t implode
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Zounds! What mounds! Totally and completely nommable.
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I can’t stop seeing the fat guy pulling up his pants in that Pepsi logo.
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whatever she’s selling, i’ll buy.
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Please go buy more appliances, asap.
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He was buying a chest freezer.
For all his whore carcasses.
But also
chest
heh
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Don’t kid yourself; she totally knew that you were taking the pictures. They all do.
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Perrrrrrrrrrrvert!
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Cool-aid for grownups?
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fap. fap. fap.
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I expected this to be a casemods post and then I see it’s natedog. Now I am all disappointing.
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dude how much times does everyone has to say. casey likes big packages not slim/curved.
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@Paul Kersey: are you teh one in the timberland shirt? or the one holding the knife?
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My shutter sound is always off.
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@RSIxidor: You’re just mad cus the Stars suck and my team is #1.
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@RSIxidor: And I know.
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@ColombianMonkey: no way, my wife is enough woman to deal with. house puss FTW!!
@ColombianMonkey: i took it AND submitted it on theme day. but oh well
@Paul_Is_Drunk: it’s not creepy because she had so much tit hanging out. she’s totally asking for it.
@nyokki: my 30 year old gas range went out, so i had to go get a new one. i also purchased a dryer
@Bodero: i financed them, so there was paperwork
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SHE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID
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@ColumbianMonkey:
The one w/ the Timberland shirt.
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This was on 4chan a while ago, by the way. As to whether or not it was natedog who posted it, I cannot say. The whole thing is copypasta, though.
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@Lavapants: yeah, i posted it on 4chan on the 1st after i took them and they didnt make it to PBR day
there are about 4 moar images in the set, but these were the best ones.
in that thread, people were all about the pepsi can and the coke can battling to the death
one of the photos has my arm in it, so i may post it later to confirm that it was me.
or i can post the stove i bought or maybe i will just have to go take another pic of this chick with some sort of timestamp?
IT WAS ME, I TELL YOU!
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u know why she keeps biting her lips in these pics?
Cause she knows i’ll be fucking here in the foreseeable future.
Running/PedoBear
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Pedobear is sometimes known as Running Bear
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That’s funny as shit
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Run Pedo Run
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that kid is totally grabbing his junk. wtf
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He’s a little perv.
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That’s funny as shit
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Run Pedo Run
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that kid is totally grabbing his junk. wtf
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He’s a little perv.
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Really Popular Blacks
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Pools closed
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Thanks for not disappointing me today, nate.
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I’m sorry but I like ‘em both, I really do. And until Obama invades some country because he ran out of fried chicken, I won’t stop liking him.
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Obama is half black and half white.
MLK wasn’t a mix.
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MLK was an African-American, a member of a group of people with a shared heritage of suffering under, and overcoming, slavery and Jim Crow. MLK did meaningful things in his life, and was an inspiring leader and strong Christian.
Obama has dark skin because his father was a black man from Africa and his mother was a white woman from Kansas. People sometimes mistake him for being an African-American, when he is just a dark-skinned man.
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Did I miss the official memo about how racially pure you must be to be considered “real” black?
Please let me know what % black is considered “real African-American”. It’s very important to know whether Obama is “too black” or he’s a halfbreed mutt.
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are you people serious?
MLK had a white granny
also, there is definitly a connection between the powah of Dr. King and Obama becoming the antichrist.
i was trying to go all artistic on you bitches by having MLK wave to obama
but maybe i should have just gone with Flava Flav and Dave Chapelle
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As far as I know, it isn’t about percentages of blood or whatnot, it is about heritage, about the shared cultural experiences of the past. Obama does not have this shared cultural experience, therefore he is just a dark-skinned man.
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caption:
“Hey Martin!”
“Oh hey there Barak, didn’t see ya there.”
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And that matters to whom? Look, if Obama wasn’t the man he is, if he were just some ordinary man walking down the street, the average American wouldn’t just see “a dark skinned man”. They would see an African American.
Obama can still matter to African Americans, even if he isn’t actually %100 black. Besides, do you know how rare %100 black people are in America? I’m too lazy to look it up right now, but it’s a real small percentage. The majority of people is mixed, and I mean all races. The way it should be.
And with all due respect, Obama might not be everything that he promised he would be, but he is undoubtedly an inspiring leader.
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I’m not sure how Obama could miss out on “the African American cultural experience”. He grew up in America. He has dark skin. His Dad is *actually* from Africa, so he has a more literal claim on the “African American” category than most blacks I know. As if that even matters.
and don’t even get me started on the racist implications of basically saying “He’s not black, he’s just a regular dude.”
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yes guys shut up Professor Cramulus is a motherfucking badass professor –>
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@Professor Cramulus,
Yes, his father is from Africa, but the label “African-American” is, as I stated earlier, a label for people who were affected directly or indirectly by slavery and Jim Crow. It is a cultural experience, not something that can be tested by genetics. And he grew up in Indonesia and Hawaii after the Civil Rights Act. Not in the South. He ran into a few white and black racist fucks there, but you will find them anywhere.
“racist implications of basically saying “He’s not black, he’s just a regular dude.—
If you want to judge people and categorize them by skin, go ahead. It doesn’t matter, because we are all humans, and skin color in reality is just like hair color — completely superficial. Of course many people won’t accept that fact. And by the way, Obama isn’t a “regular dude.” He’s a career politician. Nothing regular or good about that.
And why is MCS throwing 500 errors every few minutes?
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Ohhhh — sorry! I didn’t realize that he would have gotten his REAL African American heritage during the four years he spent in Indonesia. I also thought Hawaii was part of the United States. My bad!
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How can you guys like Obama?… He’s a politician…
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2. That’s about all of them.
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we all descended from the same pond of scum. we are ALL mutts.
damn- it’s going to take an alien invation to convince people that people are just fucking HUMAN BEINGS!
(conversation after invasion:)
“hey- are you HUMAN?”
“yeah- 100%”
“cool.”
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Pools closed
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Thanks for not disappointing me today, nate.
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I’m sorry but I like ‘em both, I really do. And until Obama invades some country because he ran out of fried chicken, I won’t stop liking him.
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Obama is half black and half white.
MLK wasn’t a mix.
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MLK was an African-American, a member of a group of people with a shared heritage of suffering under, and overcoming, slavery and Jim Crow. MLK did meaningful things in his life, and was an inspiring leader and strong Christian.
Obama has dark skin because his father was a black man from Africa and his mother was a white woman from Kansas. People sometimes mistake him for being an African-American, when he is just a dark-skinned man.
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Did I miss the official memo about how racially pure you must be to be considered “real” black?
Please let me know what % black is considered “real African-American”. It’s very important to know whether Obama is “too black” or he’s a halfbreed mutt.
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are you people serious?
MLK had a white granny
also, there is definitly a connection between the powah of Dr. King and Obama becoming the antichrist.
i was trying to go all artistic on you bitches by having MLK wave to obama
but maybe i should have just gone with Flava Flav and Dave Chapelle
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As far as I know, it isn’t about percentages of blood or whatnot, it is about heritage, about the shared cultural experiences of the past. Obama does not have this shared cultural experience, therefore he is just a dark-skinned man.
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caption:
“Hey Martin!”
“Oh hey there Barak, didn’t see ya there.”
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And that matters to whom? Look, if Obama wasn’t the man he is, if he were just some ordinary man walking down the street, the average American wouldn’t just see “a dark skinned man”. They would see an African American.
Obama can still matter to African Americans, even if he isn’t actually %100 black. Besides, do you know how rare %100 black people are in America? I’m too lazy to look it up right now, but it’s a real small percentage. The majority of people is mixed, and I mean all races. The way it should be.And with all due respect, Obama might not be everything that he promised he would be, but he is undoubtedly an inspiring leader.
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I’m not sure how Obama could miss out on “the African American cultural experience”. He grew up in America. He has dark skin. His Dad is *actually* from Africa, so he has a more literal claim on the “African American” category than most blacks I know. As if that even matters.
and don’t even get me started on the racist implications of basically saying “He’s not black, he’s just a regular dude.”
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yes guys shut up Professor Cramulus is a motherfucking badass professor –>
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@Professor Cramulus,
Yes, his father is from Africa, but the label “African-American” is, as I stated earlier, a label for people who were affected directly or indirectly by slavery and Jim Crow. It is a cultural experience, not something that can be tested by genetics. And he grew up in Indonesia and Hawaii after the Civil Rights Act. Not in the South. He ran into a few white and black racist fucks there, but you will find them anywhere.“racist implications of basically saying “He’s not black, he’s just a regular dude.—
If you want to judge people and categorize them by skin, go ahead. It doesn’t matter, because we are all humans, and skin color in reality is just like hair color — completely superficial. Of course many people won’t accept that fact. And by the way, Obama isn’t a “regular dude.” He’s a career politician. Nothing regular or good about that.
And why is MCS throwing 500 errors every few minutes?
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Ohhhh — sorry! I didn’t realize that he would have gotten his REAL African American heritage during the four years he spent in Indonesia. I also thought Hawaii was part of the United States. My bad!
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How can you guys like Obama?… He’s a politician…
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2. That’s about all of them.
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we all descended from the same pond of scum. we are ALL mutts.
damn- it’s going to take an alien invation to convince people that people are just fucking HUMAN BEINGS!
(conversation after invasion:)
“hey- are you HUMAN?”
“yeah- 100%”
“cool.”
Red Paint Balls
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These are my favorite candy…
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man i love paint ball wars. every time i have them end up using 3000 paint balls myself lol.
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who was the first guy to say,
“you know what would be awesome? just here me out on this, okay? we take a bunch of these little plastic things, right? and fill them with paint, you following me? then we shoot them at eachother with guns!”
then his buddy was like,
“but how do we shoot them out of the gun?”
then the first guy was all like,
“CO2!!!!!!!!!!”
and there was CO2, and it was good.
prolly were drunk…
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These are my favorite candy…
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man i love paint ball wars. every time i have them end up using 3000 paint balls myself lol.
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who was the first guy to say,
“you know what would be awesome? just here me out on this, okay? we take a bunch of these little plastic things, right? and fill them with paint, you following me? then we shoot them at eachother with guns!”
then his buddy was like,
“but how do we shoot them out of the gun?”
then the first guy was all like,
“CO2!!!!!!!!!!”
and there was CO2, and it was good.prolly were drunk…
My Head Just Assploded
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ZOMG MY EYES!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
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The darkness is coming for me!
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joeseph and the technicolor butthole.
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THIS IS WHAT THE LHC ACTUALLY BELIEVES
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psychodelic colonoscopy?
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@dub: I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
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it’s even worse when you scroll your mouse wheel up and down real fast.
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Noooo! It’s controlling my mind…!!
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The darkness is coming for me!
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joeseph and the technicolor butthole.
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THIS IS WHAT THE LHC ACTUALLY BELIEVES
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psychodelic colonoscopy?
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@dub: I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
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it’s even worse when you scroll your mouse wheel up and down real fast.
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Noooo! It’s controlling my mind…!!
WIRES
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I’m going with $880 dollars a foot
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Perhaps on the upside of $350 not quite my original estimate I know it’s expensive though.
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pshh old cables …
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screw wiring that up
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the main cable for the Gay and Lesbian Telephone Network (GLTN), a division of AT&T
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It’s better than the alternative of running all the necessary cables than wiring it up.
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is dat some internets?
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Cut the red one!
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Diameter of this bundle?
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BEHOLD! it brings teh internet!
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No, silly that’s not teh internets. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes.
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@FullofStars: dammit you beat me to it
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In case you hadn’t noticed, that is, in fact, a series of tubes.
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@LukeV1-5:
Define “tubes”
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How are you supposed to tell between all the same colour wires? Or are all the green ones slightly different shades?
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run current through a series with a light kit on the other, or there are even “sniffers” that’s the best method connect the tone generator to a lead and sniff for the other end. (follow the noise when it’s super loud and constant you’ve found it)
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Indeed. Tubes. Lot of them. Tubes made of copper, but still tubes nonetheless…
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No they’re solid copper. You don’t get a tube until you can crank up the frequency for a skin effect, then a waveguide-like tube….. I want teh internets in ONE TUBE!!!
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@FullofStars: OH, come on. The vast majority of current flow is in the periphery of the cable, not the center… That’s your tube right thar… There’s just no pleasing anyone these days…
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its a series of small rubber tubes with copper (and possibly other metals) going through them.
also, to hook up:
1) cut end of wires that you want to wire this mass of wires to.
2) put 2 ends together.
3) twist until everything works.
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More efficient to put on end near your ear, the other near your mouth, listen to the data coming through and shout it down the wire.
Because that is how wires work.
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I’m going with $880 dollars a foot
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Perhaps on the upside of $350 not quite my original estimate I know it’s expensive though.
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pshh old cables …
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screw wiring that up
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the main cable for the Gay and Lesbian Telephone Network (GLTN), a division of AT&T
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It’s better than the alternative of running all the necessary cables than wiring it up.
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is dat some internets?
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Cut the red one!
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Diameter of this bundle?
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BEHOLD! it brings teh internet!
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No, silly that’s not teh internets. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes.
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@FullofStars: dammit you beat me to it
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In case you hadn’t noticed, that is, in fact, a series of tubes.
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@LukeV1-5:
Define “tubes” -
How are you supposed to tell between all the same colour wires? Or are all the green ones slightly different shades?
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run current through a series with a light kit on the other, or there are even “sniffers” that’s the best method connect the tone generator to a lead and sniff for the other end. (follow the noise when it’s super loud and constant you’ve found it)
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Indeed. Tubes. Lot of them. Tubes made of copper, but still tubes nonetheless…
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No they’re solid copper. You don’t get a tube until you can crank up the frequency for a skin effect, then a waveguide-like tube….. I want teh internets in ONE TUBE!!!
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@FullofStars: OH, come on. The vast majority of current flow is in the periphery of the cable, not the center… That’s your tube right thar… There’s just no pleasing anyone these days…
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its a series of small rubber tubes with copper (and possibly other metals) going through them.
also, to hook up:
1) cut end of wires that you want to wire this mass of wires to.
2) put 2 ends together.
3) twist until everything works. -
More efficient to put on end near your ear, the other near your mouth, listen to the data coming through and shout it down the wire.
Because that is how wires work.
Obacca
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Wookie you can believe in!
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HAIR YOU CAN BELIEVE IN
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The original is still for sale. $300 and it’s yours.
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_1&listing_id=17279667
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dude!
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He looks like the Sasquatch from Pick of Destiny.
Now I wanna be a sasquatch, too.
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Awesomesauce
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Rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar Rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaar rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Translation: Yes We rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
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’cause Obama will rip your arms out of their sockets if he loses…
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@Phyreblade: Well that explains why no one will play chess w/ him.
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Oh for fucks sake. Yeah he won the election, yeah most people like him, whatever. But all this blind adoring, worshiping and making him out to be some sort of god is fucking ricuntulous and is pissing me the FUCK off.
And yes, “ricuntulous” is a word, I made it up. Makes sense to me.
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@hvymetal86: and that childish, misplaced rant was the only way you could think to use it?
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@hvymetal86:
lol tsk, tsk, tsk… a little touchy are we?
HUMOR! DO YOU HAS IT?!?
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You know the kind of tired you get when someone won’t stop making corny jokes that suck? And they do it everyday forever. That’s how the Obama related humor is for me now. Its just be played out like a dirty whore for too long now.
Clearly I has a sense of humor as evidenced all over the rest this website…
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I prefer chewbama
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@hvymetal86: You are right. Not nearly as fun as the endless tirade of jokes that spewed forward for eight years when captain retard was president. At least thse aren’t exaggerated poor us jokes. they are exaggerated Yay GO AMERICA! Jokes.
the idea is that they be overdone.
I wish we had internet humour of our prime ministers in australia. But no… They aren’t interesting enough.
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@RoarI’mAZombie: well, his whole name is Obacca Chewbama
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Wookie you can believe in!
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HAIR YOU CAN BELIEVE IN
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The original is still for sale. $300 and it’s yours.
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_1&listing_id=17279667 -
dude!
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He looks like the Sasquatch from Pick of Destiny.
Now I wanna be a sasquatch, too.
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Awesomesauce
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Rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar Rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaar rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Translation: Yes We rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
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’cause Obama will rip your arms out of their sockets if he loses…
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@Phyreblade: Well that explains why no one will play chess w/ him.
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Oh for fucks sake. Yeah he won the election, yeah most people like him, whatever. But all this blind adoring, worshiping and making him out to be some sort of god is fucking ricuntulous and is pissing me the FUCK off.
And yes, “ricuntulous” is a word, I made it up. Makes sense to me.
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@hvymetal86: and that childish, misplaced rant was the only way you could think to use it?
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@hvymetal86:
lol tsk, tsk, tsk… a little touchy are we?HUMOR! DO YOU HAS IT?!?
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You know the kind of tired you get when someone won’t stop making corny jokes that suck? And they do it everyday forever. That’s how the Obama related humor is for me now. Its just be played out like a dirty whore for too long now.
Clearly I has a sense of humor as evidenced all over the rest this website…
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I prefer chewbama
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@hvymetal86: You are right. Not nearly as fun as the endless tirade of jokes that spewed forward for eight years when captain retard was president. At least thse aren’t exaggerated poor us jokes. they are exaggerated Yay GO AMERICA! Jokes.
the idea is that they be overdone.
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@RoarI’mAZombie: well, his whole name is Obacca Chewbama
Heavy Metal Band Name Chart
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lol @ Mexican Santa
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Leaky Stigmatta is a sick name too.
Woot METAL! \m/
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Revelations mentions Mexican Santas?
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Ah, I didn’t see that Mexican Santas was already mentioned. Damn.
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I can`t WAIT for the Corncob Rape/Anal Apocalypse double bill.
That being said, this is purty kewl.
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Mexican Santa… Curious.
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Why is Deth a “badass misspelling,” but Lawnmower Deth a “pointless misspelling”?
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@rattybad: Especially considering that Lawnmower Deth is such an interesting way to die.
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@nyokki: keep trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
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… Raw Hide!!!
most of my favorite bands are on here…. (seriously)
trollin’ trollin’ trollin’…..
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UMLAUTS.
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There are so many bands still missing. Like Meshuggah, Chimaira, Arch Enemy, and Devildriver to name a few. List is not complete.
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And shit like Wolfmother shouldn’t even be there, it’s not metal.
/elitist
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@dieAntagonista:
Umlauts are the work of SATAN! Or SÄTÄN, as the case may be.
Wait a sec… when did Queensryche get an umlaut-Y?? Now that is just crazy-cool. Time to bust out my copy of Mindcrime…
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@ack:
SÄTÄN?! More like GÖD! Heavenly umlauts are where it’s at, and you know it.
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I just leaned that Queens of the Stone age is Heavy Metal.
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How the fuck is pantera forign?! They’re from Texas!! Queens of the sotne age is hardly heavy metal, and where the hell is canibal corpse?
@Systemdown83: omg I love meshuggah, saw them a few years, well over a decade ago with slayer. wait a minute….is slayer even up there!?!
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@Drunkin:
The band’s not foreign, but the word is actually a real world in Italian and Portuguese.
Suicidal Tendencies is not really metal, I’m not sure what they are, but they don’t quite qualify as metal to me.
Also on this list and not metal (that I know):
Korn
Drowning Pool
Queens of the Stone Age
Also, there are many that will argue that the following are no longer really metal:
Metallica
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@RSIxidor: right, I misenterpreted. I believe pantera is panther in spainglish as well.
Metallica is not metal, I agree.
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GAH. the Cult, and no Warlock? Bad poster is bad….
although I did give a giggle at the name “Mexican Santa”
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What the hell? Where is Marilyn Manson!?
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@multi_masked: I hardly call Manson metal. The one band I was wondering about was Rammstein, they’re missing, and German, and a real word.
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Ragnarok is Viking, not Biblical.
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@multi_masked:
Where’s your common sense?
And yes, Pantera means panther in Spanish.
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lol, Cradle of Filth in [adolescent poetry/ pleas for help] makes them sound emo
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WTF!!!!!! DUDE!!!! they forgot Avenged Sevenfold!!! thats biblical!!! AAGGGHH!!!!
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@Crazy5hadow:
Nope, I think they’d be classified under Adolescent Poetry also.
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Leaky Stigmatta is a sick name too.
Woot METAL! \m/
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Revelations mentions Mexican Santas?
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Ah, I didn’t see that Mexican Santas was already mentioned. Damn.
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I can`t WAIT for the Corncob Rape/Anal Apocalypse double bill.
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Mexican Santa… Curious.
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Why is Deth a “badass misspelling,” but Lawnmower Deth a “pointless misspelling”?
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@rattybad: Especially considering that Lawnmower Deth is such an interesting way to die.
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@nyokki: keep trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
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… Raw Hide!!!
most of my favorite bands are on here…. (seriously)
trollin’ trollin’ trollin’…..
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UMLAUTS.
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There are so many bands still missing. Like Meshuggah, Chimaira, Arch Enemy, and Devildriver to name a few. List is not complete.
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And shit like Wolfmother shouldn’t even be there, it’s not metal.
/elitist
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@dieAntagonista:
Umlauts are the work of SATAN! Or SÄTÄN, as the case may be.Wait a sec… when did Queensryche get an umlaut-Y?? Now that is just crazy-cool. Time to bust out my copy of Mindcrime…
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@ack:
SÄTÄN?! More like GÖD! Heavenly umlauts are where it’s at, and you know it.
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I just leaned that Queens of the Stone age is Heavy Metal.
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How the fuck is pantera forign?! They’re from Texas!! Queens of the sotne age is hardly heavy metal, and where the hell is canibal corpse?
@Systemdown83: omg I love meshuggah, saw them a few years, well over a decade ago with slayer. wait a minute….is slayer even up there!?!
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@Drunkin:
The band’s not foreign, but the word is actually a real world in Italian and Portuguese.
Suicidal Tendencies is not really metal, I’m not sure what they are, but they don’t quite qualify as metal to me.
Also on this list and not metal (that I know):
Korn
Drowning Pool
Queens of the Stone AgeAlso, there are many that will argue that the following are no longer really metal:
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@RSIxidor: right, I misenterpreted. I believe pantera is panther in spainglish as well.
Metallica is not metal, I agree.
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GAH. the Cult, and no Warlock? Bad poster is bad….
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What the hell? Where is Marilyn Manson!?
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@multi_masked: I hardly call Manson metal. The one band I was wondering about was Rammstein, they’re missing, and German, and a real word.
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Ragnarok is Viking, not Biblical.
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@multi_masked:
Where’s your common sense?And yes, Pantera means panther in Spanish.
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lol, Cradle of Filth in [adolescent poetry/ pleas for help] makes them sound emo
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WTF!!!!!! DUDE!!!! they forgot Avenged Sevenfold!!! thats biblical!!! AAGGGHH!!!!
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@Crazy5hadow:
Nope, I think they’d be classified under Adolescent Poetry also.
AirForce Web Posting Response Assessment V.2
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LOL @ \’ragers\’
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Ragers? Oh hey they’re talking about me.
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@dieAntagonista: You don’t know the definition of raging child.
I called the number and the voicemail said “airforce public affairs agency”
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@casemods: Stop calling me child. ONLY CAIO IS ALLOWED TO CALL ME CHILD.
I have a job. And I go to school. You’re more of a child than I.
And you wanna tell me what rage is? BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER.
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@dieAntagonista: See, nothing. Nothing at all. I’m not stuck hearing your voice or seeing you tea bag my corpse. It’s just text. That’s all. As the guy on super smash brothers said “FAILURE”
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@casemods: Ah see, like many wise men have said, the mistake is not with me, it’s with you.
Obviously you lack proper imagination, because I’ve clearly slapped you across the face numerous times.
My hand hurts already, and your cheeks are as red as a monkey’s butt. I can smell your frustration or what just may be a really cheap perfume. Either way it’s satisfying to me so you do whatever makes you feel like your balls are bigger than they really are.
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@dieAntagonista: Sorry, I’m not into that gay RPG/roleplaying stuff.
I prefer real life.
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@casemods: Hey you’re the one playing games not me. It’s not RPG, I was trying to stimulate your grey brain but apparently only too much sun can do that.
If you prefer real life then how about getting a job and moving out of your parents’ house for a change.
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@dieAntagonista: I said real life, not mission impossible
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Can we fight about the content of the post instead?
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I smell fake.
First of all, the email address would be [base or us].af.mil, NOT Gmail.
Second, the terminology is off, unless they changed it since I got out in 2004. (doubtful)
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@AbNo: I called the number and it’s a voicemail box of metro or something similar. So it’s probably fake.
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Way to go the extra mile, Case.
That reminds me, why wouldn’t that has a DSN number, instead of a full phone number, anyway….
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make of this what you will
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Air Force Blue Tube, AFBlueTube, is a channel for everything Air Force. Hosted by the Air Force Public Affairs Agency, it contains news and information from the US Air Force. It is also a place for Airmen to share their videos and stories. We’re looking for all types of material, from funny, to poignant, and everything in between.
Check out our blog at www.airforcelive.blogspot.com
Look us up on FaceBook: Hap Arnold.
Check us out in 2nd Life at Huffman Prairie.
Check us out on iReport, SAF PA.
Official presence of the US Air Force known as AFBluetube, AF Blue Tube or Air Force Blue Tube.
City: Arlington, VA
Hometown: Pentagon
Country: United States
Occupation: US AIR FORCE, USAF
Interests and Hobbies: Defending the United States in Air Space and Cyberspace.
Music: US Air Force band: www.usafband.af.mil
Website: www.af.mil
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TL:DR nate….
I think it’s real. Gmail is free, functional email and having a metro phone with unlimited everything for $40 a month would be very cost effective.
They are just a 9-5 public affairs whatever…and that’s probably why they have a cell phone, because they need to be mobile.
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@casemods:
“Gmail is free,”
And an email account on a DoD server costs just as much as Gmail.
“metro phone with unlimited everything for $40 a month would be very cost effective.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_Switched_Network
You can add cell phones to this.
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Ragers? Oh hey they’re talking about me.
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@dieAntagonista: You don’t know the definition of raging child.
I called the number and the voicemail said “airforce public affairs agency”
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@casemods: Stop calling me child. ONLY CAIO IS ALLOWED TO CALL ME CHILD.
I have a job. And I go to school. You’re more of a child than I.
And you wanna tell me what rage is? BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER.
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@dieAntagonista: See, nothing. Nothing at all. I’m not stuck hearing your voice or seeing you tea bag my corpse. It’s just text. That’s all. As the guy on super smash brothers said “FAILURE”
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@casemods: Ah see, like many wise men have said, the mistake is not with me, it’s with you.
Obviously you lack proper imagination, because I’ve clearly slapped you across the face numerous times.My hand hurts already, and your cheeks are as red as a monkey’s butt. I can smell your frustration or what just may be a really cheap perfume. Either way it’s satisfying to me so you do whatever makes you feel like your balls are bigger than they really are.
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@dieAntagonista: Sorry, I’m not into that gay RPG/roleplaying stuff.
I prefer real life.
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@casemods: Hey you’re the one playing games not me. It’s not RPG, I was trying to stimulate your grey brain but apparently only too much sun can do that.
If you prefer real life then how about getting a job and moving out of your parents’ house for a change.
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@dieAntagonista: I said real life, not mission impossible
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Can we fight about the content of the post instead?
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I smell fake.
First of all, the email address would be [base or us].af.mil, NOT Gmail.
Second, the terminology is off, unless they changed it since I got out in 2004. (doubtful)
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@AbNo: I called the number and it’s a voicemail box of metro or something similar. So it’s probably fake.
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Way to go the extra mile, Case.
That reminds me, why wouldn’t that has a DSN number, instead of a full phone number, anyway….
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make of this what you will
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Air Force Blue Tube, AFBlueTube, is a channel for everything Air Force. Hosted by the Air Force Public Affairs Agency, it contains news and information from the US Air Force. It is also a place for Airmen to share their videos and stories. We’re looking for all types of material, from funny, to poignant, and everything in between.
Check out our blog at www.airforcelive.blogspot.com
Look us up on FaceBook: Hap Arnold.
Check us out in 2nd Life at Huffman Prairie.
Check us out on iReport, SAF PA.
Official presence of the US Air Force known as AFBluetube, AF Blue Tube or Air Force Blue Tube.
City: Arlington, VA
Hometown: Pentagon
Country: United States
Occupation: US AIR FORCE, USAF
Interests and Hobbies: Defending the United States in Air Space and Cyberspace.
Music: US Air Force band: www.usafband.af.mil
Website: www.af.mil -
TL:DR nate….
I think it’s real. Gmail is free, functional email and having a metro phone with unlimited everything for $40 a month would be very cost effective.
They are just a 9-5 public affairs whatever…and that’s probably why they have a cell phone, because they need to be mobile.
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@casemods:
“Gmail is free,”
And an email account on a DoD server costs just as much as Gmail.
“metro phone with unlimited everything for $40 a month would be very cost effective.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_Switched_Network
You can add cell phones to this.
cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers
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cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers
they are the guardians, key holders, and gatekeepers of the spirit realm
and the truths and experiences of existence that yet wait beyond my ken
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what a silly load of crap. and wtf does my ken mean?
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Haha, silly kitty! Go back to making me laugh with your horrible grammar and your ironic pictures.
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My cat meows at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. I would be terrified if he has any eternal or spiritual responisbility and would like to file a complaint.
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My cat is the guardian of the microwave.
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@tiki god: No i’m not being serious. I know what it means.
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What’s that, Cleo? The higher powers have prophesied that I will give you a treat? Even though you had one five minutes ago?
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My cat walked across my keyboard, used spellcheck, and typed the word ‘terrier.’ I dont know whether to be shocked that my cat can use spellcheck, or just LOL at the irony of it.
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@sylvanish: dude, this is a quote of yours taken directly from the dream thread in the forums.
it reeked of asshattery and awesome, so i motivated it
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@dieAntagonista: Are you familiar with HP Lovecraft’s dream writing? Esp. regarding cats… At least for me, in my dreams, cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers and whether Cheshire, Pitch, or Albino… they are the guardians, key holders, and gatekeepers of the spirit realm and the truths and experiences of existence that yet wait beyond my ken. Also, quasi-obviously, they have a warrior role, and a para-military culture.
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As cool as cats are, this fails for its lame attempt at motivational posterism.
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@natedog: jeeez, I KNOW! I was trying to be, I dunno, I was playing along and laughing at myself. I’m thanking you again for enshrining my asshattery
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this picture reminds me a lot of Robert A. Heinlein. He had a very high respect for cats and wrote quite a few stories where a cat played at least a minor role and a huge part in some, i.e. ‘the cat who walked through walls’.. my favorite author by the way 
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…And yet, allz dey wantz is cheezburger.
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@natedog: That’s interesting. I’ve only had two types of cat dreams.
When I was small my first reoccurring nightmare were of these cats with wings that were attacking people. When they scratched you, you turned into one.
Last month I had a tsunami dream. My cats were babies again and I had them in a box. They kept falling out of the box. I was trying to protect my son and keep the cats safe. It was rather annoying.
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@natedog: wait, are you telling me to re-read it or are you saying that you are laughing because you re-read it?
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what a silly load of crap. and wtf does my ken mean?
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Haha, silly kitty! Go back to making me laugh with your horrible grammar and your ironic pictures.
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My cat meows at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. I would be terrified if he has any eternal or spiritual responisbility and would like to file a complaint.
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My cat is the guardian of the microwave.
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@tiki god: No i’m not being serious. I know what it means.
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What’s that, Cleo? The higher powers have prophesied that I will give you a treat? Even though you had one five minutes ago?
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My cat walked across my keyboard, used spellcheck, and typed the word ‘terrier.’ I dont know whether to be shocked that my cat can use spellcheck, or just LOL at the irony of it.
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@sylvanish: dude, this is a quote of yours taken directly from the dream thread in the forums.
it reeked of asshattery and awesome, so i motivated it
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@dieAntagonista: Are you familiar with HP Lovecraft’s dream writing? Esp. regarding cats… At least for me, in my dreams, cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers and whether Cheshire, Pitch, or Albino… they are the guardians, key holders, and gatekeepers of the spirit realm and the truths and experiences of existence that yet wait beyond my ken. Also, quasi-obviously, they have a warrior role, and a para-military culture.
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As cool as cats are, this fails for its lame attempt at motivational posterism.
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@natedog: jeeez, I KNOW! I was trying to be, I dunno, I was playing along and laughing at myself. I’m thanking you again for enshrining my asshattery
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this picture reminds me a lot of Robert A. Heinlein. He had a very high respect for cats and wrote quite a few stories where a cat played at least a minor role and a huge part in some, i.e. ‘the cat who walked through walls’.. my favorite author by the way
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…And yet, allz dey wantz is cheezburger.
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@natedog: That’s interesting. I’ve only had two types of cat dreams.
When I was small my first reoccurring nightmare were of these cats with wings that were attacking people. When they scratched you, you turned into one.
Last month I had a tsunami dream. My cats were babies again and I had them in a box. They kept falling out of the box. I was trying to protect my son and keep the cats safe. It was rather annoying.
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@natedog: wait, are you telling me to re-read it or are you saying that you are laughing because you re-read it?
June 29, 2009 at 8:13 am
this was submitted 29 days ago
and yes, i still work there
June 29, 2009 at 9:25 am
i believe what we’re meant to read is “you”, not “yo”. i do, however, empathize with the restaurant situation, so all is forgiven . . . this time.
June 29, 2009 at 10:29 am
no, dude.
it’s ‘yo’ as in ‘your’
as in Fuck Yo Couch, nigga
June 29, 2009 at 10:52 am
Where in europe (Switzerland) Can I get That sauce?
GOT TO HAVE IT. If anyone can send it over; I’d pay quite a bit for it…
June 29, 2009 at 11:24 am
is this at islands?
June 29, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Ah, the A-1 scandal continues…
June 29, 2009 at 8:23 pm
And how exactly is this funny?
June 29, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Clearly, you’re out of the loop. Lurk Moar!
June 29, 2009 at 9:27 pm
bitches! show charlie murphy yo titties!