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Edward.

Posted in Images on August 15th, 2009 by Mythstae | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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bigeyedeer.wordpress.com/2008/07/15/this-cartoon-wrote-a-sweary-word-on-your-toilet-wall/

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   casemods (UID# 667) 1  0
   August 15, 2009 at 2:33 am

   

   This is a great idea. Although it’s not at all art, it’s just plain vandalism.
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     the_royal_we (UID# 12248) 0  0
     August 15, 2009 at 2:49 am

     Much like art, your comment is very much subjective.

     +1 either way I look at it. I like vandalism.
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   belbo (UID# 3882) 0  0
   August 15, 2009 at 10:17 am

   Art isn’t as subjective as you might think. For example, the guy who paints Obama on a unicorn is a pure garbage peddler, and DaVinci pwns.
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     the_royal_we (UID# 12248) 0  0
     August 15, 2009 at 2:17 pm

     And for you to call someone else’s creation garbage, deemed genius or not is beyond the realm of closed mindedness and ignorance.

     not only are you SUBJECTING this ideal to your own personal opinion, you are re-enforcing that fact with bullshit comparisons.

     both have different motives, therefore the circumstances behind why either is done is relative, therefore, you know less than the nothing you obviously know. for you to say you “know art” is an impossibility.
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       pp436 (UID# 11134) 0  0
       August 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm

       I’m fairly certain that science has ascertained both “Obama Unicorn Jockey” and “Your Reply” to possess the same artistic value as purée’d toxic squirrel crap.

       for you to say you “know art” is an impossibility.

       How postmodern of you.
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   twee (UID# 5301) 0  0
   August 15, 2009 at 11:26 am

   You’re confusing the category “art”, into which both the unicorn Obama guy and DaVinci fall, with its subset “good art”, which only contains DaVinci.

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Cookies!

Posted in Images on June 6th, 2009 by Mythstae | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Food, Sexy

Cookies! And also boobs. At the request of Tiki God.

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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   June 6, 2009 at 10:54 am

   

   my god I am in the mood for both of these.
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     monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
     June 6, 2009 at 11:02 am

     

     hell yea son
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   jamestuskgeorge (UID# 2787) 0  0
   June 6, 2009 at 11:01 am

   Crickey, those look tasty! And the cookies look good too!
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   aarpie (UID# 4072) 0  0
   June 6, 2009 at 12:07 pm

   … too much clothes on the boobs. Other than that, this pic is perfection.
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   terwilligher (UID# 3649) 0  0
   June 6, 2009 at 12:15 pm

   those are great boobs.
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     mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
     June 6, 2009 at 1:12 pm

     Well, thank you! That’s a boost to the self-esteem, there.
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       natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
       June 6, 2009 at 1:58 pm

       

       Hey kid, as those puffy ass cookies look oh so soft and chewy, you are invited to click the “forum” link at the top of the page. Then you want to look for a thread titled “I love to cook”. Then you need to post moar pics of your delicious cakes on that thread.

       I think your real name is Misty and that you are from the southern USA. I have also made a 2nd order mentat projection which allows me to have great faith in your culinary skilletz. So please use your powers to show the internets how large my brainpenis is.

       Also, aarpie is infinitly correct in his conclusion. Your feminine trickery will fool no one in this here confinedspace, and as such, you can also use your postings in the above described thread to display your seemingly impressive mammaries in a moar proper manner.
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         darkdsurion (UID# 8329) 0  0
         June 10, 2009 at 12:34 am

         You should know you need more data than the internets are willing to divulge in order to make an accurate mentat projection. Still, I applaud your attempt, even if it did fail.
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       dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
       June 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm

       

       And I second everything natedog said.

       “to display your seemingly impressive mammaries in a moar proper manner.”

       natedog you witty motherfucker.
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       natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
       June 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm

       

       actually, the moar i look at those cookies, the moar i want the recipe

       PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU DID IT
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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
   June 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm

   

   i think we should replace the word boobs with tits. it sound much more better imo
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   boog5150 (UID# 4404) 0  0
   June 6, 2009 at 1:25 pm

   Got Milk? MA MA!!!! NOMNOMNOM
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   deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
   June 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm

   Those cookies look quite nommable.
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   borongas (UID# 1762) 1  0
   June 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm

   BOOBS FAIL
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   kisama (UID# 991) 0  0
   June 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm

   These boobs intrigue me. Will there be a further demonstration? Perhaps with more sweetened delights?
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    dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
    June 6, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    

    That’s hot. I don’t like cookies, but boobies are fiiiine.
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      natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
      June 6, 2009 at 3:06 pm

      

      you dont liek cookies, yet you claim not to be a nazi.

      nazis hate cookies. it’s a fact.

      hee hee hee
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        dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
        June 6, 2009 at 3:27 pm

        

        I’m a Nazi only when doing your mom. She has a thing for leather and abrupt hand movements.
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        natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
        June 7, 2009 at 1:32 am

        

        she does like leather
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    lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
    June 6, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    What the hell are the chips made of?

    IT’S DRIVING ME MAD.
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      sticky (UID# 463) 0  0
      June 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm

      

      JUNGLE LOVE, IT’S DRIVIN’ ME MAD! IT’S MAKING ME CRAZY
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    nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
    June 6, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    

    July theme day? I’d do it.
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    mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
    June 6, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Jesus. Where the hell to begin?
    First off, natedog; fuck you. SOUTHERN US? Hell. Motherfucking. NO. I am from WASHINGTON STATE, bitch. Secondly, my name isn’t Misty, it’s Melanie. Thirdly, the only person who gets to see my mammary glands sans a clothing layer is my husband. And like, girls, in the locker room or whatever. They don’t count.
    Fourthly, the chips are: miniature sized Reeses peanut butter cups. Like, they’re the size of a fingernail. Except like, eh, say, 3/5 of those cookies. Which are made with milk chocolate/caramel swirl chips. Om nom nom.
    Lastly, just a damn second. I’ll post the recipe in its own post, to be displayed in all its glory.
    As a small note, these were made with dark brown sugar, despite that usually you would use light brown sugar. STICK IT TO THE MAN!
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      natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
      June 7, 2009 at 1:50 am

      

      you just hang on one second there, mammary misty.
      (i mean, really. who names their kid melanie?)

      first of all, those milk chocolate/caramel swirl chips are all that stand between you and total destruction. because of the total awesomeness of your choice in cookie chips, i will allow you to continue in this dimensional node. if i so chose, i could gather your essence and seal it away in a 32 ounce mason jar for assimilation and cloning. but you seem to be a sparkplug, and i respect that.

      and a bitch that knows her way around a kitchen is a valuable (and respectable) commodity. as your husband had the foresight to gobble you up, i can only assume he is on the level. as such, i will defer to him as to how you should be punished for sassing me like that. i mean, you can’t just get all uppity liek that and get away with it.

      also, you didn’t make a new thread for your recipe (which i have stolen for my own and will be implementing such awesome cookies into my plan for world domination), you posted it here. which is actually pretty awesome, because the pictures of the finished product are handy for cooking AND for fapping.

      anyways, you really need to post in that “i love to cook” thread, because you would make it so much better.

      so, here’s what you do. let your hubby read this thread, and then convince him to help you. that way you don’t get in trouble, and you also get to satisfy that attention whore jones that all women get. and dont give me shit about blah blah blah, i’m not an attention whore.

      i know you are for 2 reasons:

      1. you are a woman
      2. you posted yer teats on an internets forum board

      however, none of this invalidates my own craving for internets attentions. i’m glad you told me to fuck off. if you had any forum posts, i would give you some internets

      now make me a sammich
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        mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
        June 7, 2009 at 7:40 am

        Who names their kid Melanie? Protip: My parents.
        Spatting over the internet is quite fun, I must say.
        See also: fuck off. ;P
        And/or: How about I make you a KNUCKLE sandwich? (It’s a terrible line, but it HAD to be used.)
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    mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
    June 6, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

    3 cups flour
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 tsp. salt
    1/2 cup margarine
    1/2 cup shortening
    3/4 cup sugar
    3/4 brown sugar
    1 tsp. vanilla (I used 1 Tablespoon instead.)
    2 large eggs
    1 package chocolate chips

    Combine flour, baking soda, and salt in large bowl. Mix it around so you don’t have a salt-pocket hiding in a cookie!

    Melt butter and margarine, and combine with the sugars, vanilla, and eggs in medium bowl. Stir until a fairly smooth, uniform texture.

    Pour the liquids into the flour mixture, and fold ingredients together until all flour has been worked into the dough.

    Add the chocolate chips. Make balls of dough by rolling a spoonful of dough between your hands. Space them evenly on the cookie sheet.

    Bake at 350°F 8-12 minutes. (The “sweet spot” for these was 10 minutes, take cookies out and pat them down with a spoon to crush the dome. They should stay moister because of this. and put cookies on a wire rack to cool.)
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      mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
      June 9, 2009 at 2:27 am

      …Whoops! Forgot to mention.
      Replace margarine with butter. Or at least, if you want them to possibly turn out like mine did, replace the margarine with butter. That is all.
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    aarpie (UID# 4072) 0  0
    June 6, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    I HAVE BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED BY NATEDOG!!! I EXIST!!!

    Also: *cuts and pastes recipe* My moth just had an orgasm reading that. And you should ask you hubby. I bet he’d be okay with you sharing your mammories in a none covered fashion *nods sagely* Boobs like those deserve to be on display someplace legendary like… idda know… a museum or something.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIEEEEESSS

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RPB

Posted in Images on April 1st, 2009 by Mythstae | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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For your viewing pleasure: RPB!
My HotKeys Keytar, which is plainly RED, PLASTIC, and BADASS.
And my footie-pajamas. (Also called a blanket sleeper, apparently.) Featuring: ROCKETSHIPS, PLANETS, and BLUE. (Very dark Navy Blue – it almost looks black in this picture. Also some of the planets, and “SPACE” are blue.)

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   mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
   April 1, 2009 at 11:47 pm

   Oh, typos, where would we be without you?
   I apparently can’t spell “HotKeyz”, even when it is printed right in front of me!
   FAIL
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   April 2, 2009 at 12:08 am

   

   Is that a girl?
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   mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
   April 2, 2009 at 12:20 am

   @RSIxidor:
   
   Yes, thanks. That’s me.
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   April 2, 2009 at 12:28 am

   

   I was pretty sure it/you was. And I’m pleased that it is. Now remove the pajamas, because

   I want some one-piece pajamas, but I don’t think they make them in my size. Sad.
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   mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
   April 2, 2009 at 12:56 am

   @RSIxidor:
   Define “your size”… I’m 5’5″, and those pajamas are from the little boys’ section at Target. Size XL. $12.99 a pair, I believe. Also, there are glow-in-the-dark stars on this particular pair.
   But seriously, google for “blanket sleeper adult”… there’s totally results for that.
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   http://colombianmonkey.myopenid.com/ (UID# 10663) 0  0
   April 2, 2009 at 1:22 am

   

   I Can Honestly Saw That Before I Opened This, I Knew From The Bottom Of My Heart RSIxidor Was Going To Ask For Me LoL
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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   April 2, 2009 at 9:01 am

   

   Mythstae you rule.
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   mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
   April 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm

   @dieAntagonista:
   
   Why, thank you, dieAntagonista!
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   April 3, 2009 at 2:10 pm

   

   @ColombianMonkey:
   When did I ask for you?
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    monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
    April 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    

    @RSIxidor: Meaning you are going to ask the question”Is that a girl?” for me.

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Tiki God!

Posted in Images on October 24th, 2008 by Mythstae | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Was looking in the drink menu at Sam’s By The Sea here on Okinawa, had to snap a pic of this for Tiki!
Look, Tiki! Only 700 yen! (735 after tax! )
Shame this isn’t one of the drinks where you got to keep the cup, otherwise I might have ordered one.

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   tardex (UID# 2119) 0  0
   October 24, 2008 at 10:01 pm

   But is it filled with Jack Daniels?
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   seraph (UID# 4155) 0  0
   October 24, 2008 at 10:44 pm

   Rum and oranges, actually.
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   multi_masked (UID# 2246) 0  0
   October 25, 2008 at 2:08 am

   MCS WIN!
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   sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 0  0
   October 26, 2008 at 11:10 pm

   Holy fish and chips! That place is still open? I was there 73 to 76. My dad used to take me there friday nights after the inter-squad softball games. It was all you can eat fish and chips out on the deck, but you had to finish(or make disappear) the fries before you got a new plate. I made a lot of seagulls very fat…..
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   luna (UID# 5041) 0  0
   October 27, 2008 at 10:59 pm

   Yup, Sam’s has to be one of the best places on island. Been here the majority of my life, I should know. Funny enough, my Grandpa has been on this island for so dang long that he knows Sam and his sons. I prefer Sam’s Anchor Inn but thats me. Plus I like the Shisa glass you get to take home when you order that drink. Mmmmmm Teppenyaki…
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   mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
   March 29, 2009 at 8:33 pm

   @Luna: But, but… uggggh. The Shisa drink is one of the WORST ones! It tastes like GRAPEFRUIT!

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Firefly/Serenity Cast Wallpapers

Posted in Images on July 28th, 2007 by Mythstae | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Fantasy - Science Fiction, Movies, Sexy, Television

Just a nice set of wallpapers featuring the cast of Firefly/Serenity.

[Edit: this is why there's normally a 1 image per post limit!]

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   mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
   July 28, 2007 at 7:55 am

   Hey, what the crap? What happened to Mal? Zoe? WASH?! I uploaded those, too… what gives?!
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   lord_gorlock (UID# 304) 0  0
   July 28, 2007 at 11:51 am

   Why are they all standing in Frank Lloyd Wright’s Ennis House? More Info
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   lee7 (UID# 274) 0  0
   July 28, 2007 at 12:13 pm

   Sarcasmic Doctor…? umm what?
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   mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
   July 28, 2007 at 9:31 pm

   My guess? Sarcasmic = Sarcastic + Orgasmic. Also, thanks, tiki, for fixing it so there’s the whole set! ^_^
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   July 14, 2011 at 9:15 pm

   Your work is beautiful. But where’s Shepherd Book? Drop me a line when you add him.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   March 4, 2013 at 2:26 pm

   It’s no doubt that the your wedding party.

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Serenity Outtake – Mal Dances

Posted in Images on July 16th, 2007 by Mythstae | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Got this .gif of Mal dancing in the outtakes of Serenity from a friend. It’s too good to not share!

Also, from the same portion of outtakes, he dances with Inara. Why isn’t there a .gif of THAT?!

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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   July 16, 2007 at 10:13 am

   

   I love mal. I actually started to rewatch the series last night, good timing!
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   natakamus (UID# 78) 0  0
   July 16, 2007 at 10:41 am

   Serenity was an awesome movie… can you imagine how amazing the new Star Wars movies would’ve been if Joss Whedon was involved?
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   natakamus (UID# 78) 0  0
   July 16, 2007 at 10:41 am

   Of course Firefly should’ve never been taken off the air.
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   mythstae (UID# 639) 0  0
   July 16, 2007 at 7:42 pm

   Too true, Natakamus. Of course, the same could be said of what they did to poor Washie.

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She-Ra, Rainbow Brite, and Strawberry Shortcake

Posted in Images on June 25th, 2007 by Mythstae | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Comic Books, Sexy, Television, wtf

Was browsing through MCS and saw this and thought people might like the larger version of the picture shown on the “rape your childhood” card. So here it is!

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   natakamus (UID# 78) 0  0
   June 25, 2007 at 10:31 am

   They’re all having fun, but Rainbow Brite is asking for it.

   I’d acquire the whole sum of that picture.
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   June 25, 2007 at 11:11 am

   Damn you Rainbow brite.. Stop affecting my post-childhood mind. o__o
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   neuromancer (UID# 265) 0  0
   June 25, 2007 at 2:07 pm

   I’m not gonna lie… I’m considering fappin to this.
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   June 25, 2007 at 2:12 pm

   Its alright, they’re of legal age.
   They can only stay in your child hood for so long…
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   reboot (UID# 436) 0  0
   June 25, 2007 at 3:50 pm

   

   I don’t know why we need an ‘update’ to She-Ra. She was acceptable fap material in the original form. Strawberry and Rainbow have filled out nicely though.
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   evildon (UID# 270) 0  0
   June 25, 2007 at 4:42 pm

   I just need to say: YOU GUYS ARE SICK! I am going to pour bleach in my ear to try to clean this filth out of my head.
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   September 9, 2007 at 5:47 pm

   No, we’re not.

   We’re the goddamn BATMAN.

   Also, look.

   You see boobs?

   Legal age, man.
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   evildon (UID# 270) 0  0
   September 14, 2007 at 9:06 am

   “No, we’re not.

   We’re the goddamn BATMAN.”

   ROFFLE
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   max (UID# 868) 0  0
   September 17, 2007 at 7:30 pm

   Luke is awarded 10 internets for his greatness

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