josie — April 18, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

Drown that thing quick!

maxcw — April 18, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

shes just a little kid with a mouth full of bread. Leave her alone damnit. I SAID LEAVE HER ALONE DAMNIT!!!

/is feeling defensive
//is not photogenic
///has 6 nephews and 5 nieces

tiki god — April 19, 2008 @ 2:04 am

I’d say she’s in the middle of a good sized sneeze.

zondron — May 4, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

little cute dwarf

El_Chupachichis — April 4, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

Ok, as vapid, annoying, and plastic as she is, Paris is still a human being who doesn’t hide behind an animal costume.

I don’t care who’s in the animal costume, I’d still choose Paris over a costumed freak. Furries need to DIAF.

/plus she’s what, a billionaire?
//that’s got to be worth some side booty
///Not Nicole Richie, blech

Shanghai_Factor — April 4, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

DO

NOT

WANT

If Paris Hilton showed up at my door right now and wanted to fuck, I’d tell her to fuck right off, and slam the door in her face.

Yes, I actually would.

If she walked up and said here’s a check for $_______, I’d take it, then walk past her to my car to go deposit it at the bank. That’s the only way she wouldn’t get the door slammed in her face, but I still wouldn’t want anything to do with her after I got the check. She would not get invited inside, and I would not remain outside.

Brevity Truta — April 5, 2008 @ 3:02 am

For someone who’s shown every nook and cranny of her body off, she’s sure intruiging, in a “look past her right shoulder to see if she’s the portal to another dimension” kind of way.

She reminds me a bit of Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust days. But way less cool.

pedantic — April 5, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

@Shanghai_Factor

I call bullshit. Unless you’ve got teh queerz, you would have sex with her if she knocked on your door and asked for it.

RichardAtHome — April 5, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

My wildest animal fantasies involving a elephant, a gorilla, and Paris Hilton?

Elephant tap dancing on Paris Hilton in a tutu while the gorilla plays ‘Oh Susannah’ on a ukulele?

That’s pretty wild…