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Late submission sucks!

Posted in Images on November 1st, 2012 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: MCS Faces

1. Shits and giggles
2. friend tried a lightning technique in her bathroom
3.Chilling like a boss in Johannisberg, Geisenheim, Germany

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   November 1, 2012 at 7:22 pm

   

   The suit one is too cool. Also once again, read or at least watch “Karakter”! You look just like the main guy in the film. Also also it’s Dutch, and cool. Seriously.
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     monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 1  0
     November 2, 2012 at 12:31 am

     

     downloading
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       dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
       November 2, 2012 at 12:39 am

       

       SWEET
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   spuggemhate (UID# 18468) 1  0
   November 1, 2012 at 10:05 pm

   

   another hansome man
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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
   November 2, 2012 at 12:30 am

   

   oh looks like the description is mixed up with the picture line up :\
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   stolid (UID# 1669) 0  0
   November 2, 2012 at 1:31 am

   Neckbeard… well that explains a lot.
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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
   November 2, 2012 at 1:57 am

   Oh gawd…if only an anti-Yankees cap like that were actually on the market.
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   rotatebilly (UID# 175812) 0  0
   November 3, 2012 at 1:37 am

   

   Wow, you look nothing like I expected

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Classy Drinking

Posted in Images on August 24th, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Sauce -> Agzed (UID# 2298)

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   dreth (UID# 983) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 3  8
   August 24, 2011 at 6:41 pm

   Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

   Sounds more like an uptight asshole trying to ruin drinking for everyone.

   I bet this fucktard is a metrosexual too.
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   crewmanguy (UID# 47015) 3  0
   August 24, 2011 at 9:35 pm

   

   60% of the time this works every time.
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   maxwell-edison (UID# 12089) 0  0
   August 25, 2011 at 2:01 am

   That’s for Scotch. You still have to say “damn” after vodka.
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   cy85 (UID# 10671) 0  0
   August 25, 2011 at 9:24 am

   

   /crosses “learn to drink scotch properly” off The List.

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Pregnant

Posted in Images on August 20th, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

because of a 3D porno….lol

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   aquaman43 (UID# 85320) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 16  0
   August 20, 2011 at 8:01 pm

   

   I believe her. I saw Thor in 3D and now I’m a God.
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   (UID# ) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   August 20, 2011 at 9:18 pm

   What scares me is that her husband believes her and is military with a GUN!
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   (UID# ) 2  0
   August 20, 2011 at 9:23 pm

   No, he just realizes that it’s cheaper to keeper these days. Shame, humiliation… we can live through that. But fuck with my livelihood (cash) and somebody’s gotta die. He can’t get away with killing her so soon.
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   (UID# ) 2  0
   August 20, 2011 at 10:26 pm

   if someone was prone to prejudice about America, this would be gold.
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 2  1
   August 20, 2011 at 11:25 pm

   The text isn’t even from the page there. Its all cut out and the pic could be anything. Obviously this is bullshit but what’s really amazing is 4 posts in people are still assuming its real.

   www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/crankyankers/characters/cy_specialed_m4.jpg

   That’s who thinks this is a real story.
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     jonthedoc (UID# 2085) 1  0
     August 21, 2011 at 1:01 am

     It’s pretty easy to believe people would be that stupid. I’m 50/50 on it myself.
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     monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 2  0
     August 21, 2011 at 2:00 am

     

     Calm down Maggie, it’s just for amusement . I can hear you slamming the keyboard from holland.
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   dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   August 21, 2011 at 5:03 am

   Something about the original text being white outed and replaced makes me think this is fake.
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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 2  0
   August 21, 2011 at 12:50 pm

   Hey, younguns: this is what cut & paste looked like before the internet!

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In Search of …….

Posted in Images on April 28th, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   willzone (UID# 4158) 1  0
   April 28, 2011 at 2:02 pm

   i own this book because of David Cross.
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     monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 1  0
     April 28, 2011 at 5:06 pm

     

     how is this book?
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   jediadept (UID# 3758) 0  0
   May 5, 2011 at 5:48 am

   proto-casemods

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Le Repost

Posted in Images on April 28th, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   traptin85 (UID# 3559) 0  0
   April 28, 2011 at 12:12 pm

   I don’t think I’ve ever seen this before
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     dooood (UID# 8810) 1  0
     April 28, 2011 at 2:40 pm

     Oh, you will. Have no doubt of it. You will.
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   dreth (UID# 983) 1  0
   April 28, 2011 at 3:38 pm

   I have another version of this one, when he goes and asks the crowd “What do you think of homosexuals?”

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Mathematical Dance

Posted in Images on April 17th, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, Science!

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Mario Art (Part 3)

Posted in Images on January 22nd, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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Mario Art (Part 2)

Posted in Images on January 21st, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 1  1
   January 15, 2011 at 1:59 am

   

   Oopsie, the first picture is in part 1 already. My mistake!
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     numb7rs (UID# 239) 2  0
     January 15, 2011 at 9:43 am

     

     DW, the last picture makes up for it.
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   pjh3000 (UID# 380) 1  3
   January 17, 2011 at 8:48 am

   

   Mario is gay.
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   hum4nafterall (UID# 17699) 0  0
   January 21, 2011 at 2:24 am

   

   Space Marine Bros.?!

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Hell Diver Troops

Posted in Images on January 21st, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Art by: Theo Stylianides
sttheo.deviantart.com/ for more pictures

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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 1  0
   January 20, 2011 at 12:15 am

   

   BADASS!
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   vincentex2 (UID# 4673) 0  0
   January 21, 2011 at 7:59 am

   Too much useless details, not enough contrast between them; needs to be simpler and more iconic.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   February 25, 2012 at 6:40 pm

   Fuck Vincent.

   This work’s excellent. Top one’s coolest.

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Baby Elephant

Posted in Images on January 20th, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   January 15, 2011 at 1:36 pm

   

   ..has a bigger dick than Casemods i presume?
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     pants (UID# 2794) 0  0
     January 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm

     

     beat me to it goddamn
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 2  0
   January 18, 2011 at 1:20 am

   

   ew, it’s all slimy and melty
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     korinthian (UID# 3174) 1  1
     January 20, 2011 at 5:56 pm

     That’s because it’s inside-out.
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     natedog (UID# 1905) 1  0
     January 20, 2011 at 8:00 pm

     

     imageleech.net/data/media/1/u_jelly.png
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       monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
       January 20, 2011 at 10:15 pm

       

       it’s really not hard to remove watermarks, people.

       www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/03/21/interested-kid-is-interested/

       I have waited 10 months to catch you back -_-’
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         monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 1  0
         January 20, 2011 at 10:17 pm

         

         foreveralone.jpg (thumb up if you agree)
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         natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
         January 20, 2011 at 10:35 pm

         

         lol U mad

         joke’s on you. imageleech put that on there after i uploaded it
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           monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
           January 20, 2011 at 10:43 pm

           

           NO U
           most websites does that automatically… just use good photo hosting service, like photobucket?
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           colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 1  0
           January 21, 2011 at 5:31 am

           

           Careful monkey, or Tiki will go all drunk-fu on your ass!
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   draikyn (UID# 4247) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   January 20, 2011 at 5:24 pm

   holy hell that’s premature. Not even sure if it’s alive
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   numb7rs (UID# 239) 4  1
   January 20, 2011 at 5:25 pm

   

   That’s not a baby, that’s a foetus. What the fuck?
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   iznat (UID# 3385) 3  0
   January 20, 2011 at 6:06 pm

   The umbilical cord is still attached, but it’s really light, which would indicate it’s been cut. But that elephant is WAY too small to be full term. I mean, goddamn, baby elephants are usually about 100kg.

   This is upsetting me ._.
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   crewmanguy (UID# 47015) 0  0
   January 20, 2011 at 10:07 pm

   

   Does anyone know the story behind the photo? Maybe a link to an article somewhere?
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     monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
     January 20, 2011 at 10:13 pm

     

     No clue, I found it….well gee i don’t remember anymore.
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     malcovemagnesia (UID# 2270) 0  0
     January 20, 2011 at 11:51 pm

     Do a Google search on “premature baby elephant”. Looks like the image dates from at least 2009, which predates a successful (and surviving) preemie elephant born at Sydney in March of 2010.

     And that’s all I could find in 5 minutes of searching.

     Somebody else can keep looking.
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   draikyn (UID# 4247) 0  2
   January 21, 2011 at 12:04 am

   Didn’t find the source, but I did stumble onto this hillarious footage:

   www.blingcheese.com/video-109/massage+the+penis+hot+sexy.htm
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     rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
     January 21, 2011 at 7:13 pm

     

     WTF

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Mario Art (Part 1)

Posted in Images on January 20th, 2011 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 2  0
   January 20, 2011 at 7:57 pm

   

   This is such a beautiful set, and here I was thinking I had seen every Mario art piece on the face of the earth already(back when I searched for video game material for theme day). Well done.

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House of The Dead!

Posted in Images on October 19th, 2010 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Pretty awesome don’t you think?

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   azmodeus52 (UID# 4544) 0  0
   October 19, 2010 at 11:07 pm

   Awesome WIN
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   dral (UID# 3365) 1  0
   October 20, 2010 at 7:22 pm

   At least now Kutner can make another appearance after his inglorious removal from the program.

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Cam-whoring at it’s best

Posted in Images on April 1st, 2010 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   April 1, 2010 at 8:30 am

   

   that top picture is pretty fucking fly, bro
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     monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
     April 1, 2010 at 9:25 am

     

     thanks bro
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   aarpie (UID# 4072) 0  0
   April 1, 2010 at 3:32 pm

   This isn’t camwhoring. This is cam pimping.
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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   April 1, 2010 at 3:56 pm

   

   I’m a fan of the bathrobe in the first photo and the hair plus facial hair in the last one.
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   cashmods (UID# 17107) 0  0
   April 1, 2010 at 5:30 pm

   

   The first picture is real ghetto looking, but the last picture is really fashionable.
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     andre666 (UID# 3479) 0  0
     April 1, 2010 at 8:34 pm

     no, NO!! NO CASEMODS!!! His douchery is WAY TOO STRONG!!! DONT DO IT!
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   tardex (UID# 2119) 0  0
   April 1, 2010 at 8:10 pm

   You.

   Are.

   Fucking.

   AWESOME!

   I mean shit, there should be someone that limits the amount of awesome one person can be.
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   egnilk66 (UID# 573) 0  0
   July 26, 2011 at 9:31 pm

   

   Picture 2 = “Bitch, fill this.”

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Nobody Knows Family Traveling

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2010 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   March 20, 2010 at 7:34 pm

   

   Gorgeous.
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   dullmentalracket (UID# 5220) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 11:29 am

   yet creepy
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   nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 11:31 am

   

   We went to see a movie……….a porno movie, as a family.
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   janits (UID# 1799) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 12:35 pm

   the Aristocrats?
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 3:35 pm

   

   Outstanding.
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 7:21 pm

   

   Apparently, NK has been geetin’ himself sum…

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Fat blob petting his dinner

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2010 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   sticky (UID# 463) 0  0
   March 18, 2010 at 2:44 pm

   

   He looks a bit like a (somehow) fatter Ralphie May.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   March 20, 2010 at 7:33 am

   

   get in mah belleh
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   aarpie (UID# 4072) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 11:42 am

   He’s not petting that dog, he’s trying to eat it!
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   gouki4u (UID# 4388) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 3:12 pm

   I saw the picture. Then I saw the post name. Then I lol’d.
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 3:41 pm

   

   Holy fuck.
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   wistfuld (UID# 5057) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 7:08 pm

   Wow. The furniture makes it seem like this photo was from the 50s. Did we have crazy obese people like this back then?
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   brushaway (UID# 430) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 7:40 pm

   looks like when you get fat enough your spine makes it possible to rotate your upper body 180degrees. oh, and your ankles aswell
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   brushaway (UID# 430) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 7:41 pm

   lol i didnt see the chair

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Destroyer of worlds II

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2010 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   bstaples (UID# 6783) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 11:15 am

   A CHALLENGER APPEARS
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 11:46 am

   Looks like a Shiba Inu.
   They’re actually pretty tough little dogs.
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   nooneinparticular (UID# 3134) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 12:37 pm

   

   It’s Bolt!
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   demon (UID# 2630) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 12:57 pm

   

   Are the Shibas still screaming, Clarice?
   

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Interested kid is interested

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2010 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   March 20, 2010 at 7:32 am

   

   it’s really not hard to remove watermarks, people.
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   monkeybird02 (UID# 4458) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 9:48 am

   He doesn’t know why he likes it, he just knows he likes it.
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   death_to_dude (UID# 6940) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 9:54 am

   He already has good taste in movies!
   My little boy is growing up so fast…*siff*
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   deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 11:47 am

   Judging by the spelling of “Erotiek” I’d guess that’s the Netherlands, in which case he’s probably already seen harder core stuff on the evening news.
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   March 22, 2010 at 8:51 am

   

   Lunch!

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Batcat

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2010 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

lolcat is seriouz business

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   bark (UID# 7097) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 9:59 am

   again? 2nd time this pic been posted or is it the 3rd?
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   terwilligher (UID# 3649) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 10:14 am

   his eyes – they burn me!
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   didyimis (UID# 17458) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 2:34 pm

   

   win
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   think-tank (UID# 15596) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 5:10 pm

   I can haz justice?
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   grammarrobot (UID# 3099) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 5:51 pm

   “I is the hero Gotham deserves.”

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Rapture – what Christians really believe

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2010 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   March 20, 2010 at 7:31 am

   

   i think it’s supposed to happen faster than that
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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 10:14 am

   Sunset at Xavier’s
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   dogsurfer (UID# 2233) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 10:54 am

   Airborne regiment rejects, sung to the tune of “It’s raining Men” by the Weather Girls.
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   bstaples (UID# 6783) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 11:16 am

   Please get it right. No decent Christian worth his salt believes that nonsense.
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     March 21, 2010 at 7:20 pm

     

     So Christians who believe in the Rapture aren’t real Christians? How is a non-Christian supposed to tell the real ones from the fake ones?
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     fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0
     March 21, 2010 at 10:27 pm

     

     Most Xians in the US believe in this, even though it isn’t in the bible.
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   flickerdart (UID# 2110) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 11:39 am

   INVISIBUL TORNADO
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  1
   March 21, 2010 at 11:48 am

   ugh

   More anti bible shit coughed up by people who apparently have no idea what symbolism is even in its most obvious and basic forms.

   Probably made by a high school student.
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     fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0
     March 21, 2010 at 10:35 pm

     

     Sorry Marge. Fundies believe in literalism, including their myth of the rapture, which is a creation of 1700s puritans/pilgrims.
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   gilly (UID# 734) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 7:06 pm

   Why is there a need for christians to defend their faith? Shouldn’t it be smile, turn the other cheek and don’t mind whatever goes wrong in life?
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   sticky (UID# 463) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 7:23 pm

   

   IT’S RAININ’ MEN
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   skat1140 (UID# 9397) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 9:22 pm

   Its gonna be so cool when the rapture hits.
   Ill be able to relax without having to hear
   all the sanctimonious xians warning me
   about the End Times.

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Eye Exam

Posted in Images on March 21st, 2010 by MonkeyHitman | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   death_to_dude (UID# 6940) 0  0
   March 21, 2010 at 9:57 am

   Should I stop too, you know, while Im reading this?

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