copypaiste — November 2, 2008 @ 12:44 am

Laziness and comfortz for teh win! :3

Nimbo — September 25, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

They are called “ein mass”, or one liter of beer.

Puulaahi — September 25, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BEER!

deuce — September 25, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

Fortunately the beer served like that is fairly low in alcohol content… otherwise sclerosis treatment would be Germany’s national pastime.

Paul_Is_Drunk — September 25, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

Ich habe immer nur einfach Großbier gesagt, aber ich fahre auch nie nach Bayern. Es ist das Texas von Deutschland. Groß, arrogant, und komische Kleidung.

Viva la Baden-Württemberg!

Elepski — September 25, 2008 @ 1:33 pm

@deuce: I agree good beer is about the flavor… not how fast you get hammered…

@mndlssequation:

So was there hearty breasted girls?…. it seems to be required part… one that I fully support

http://i180.photobucket.com/al.....erfest.jpg

http://www.jaunted.com/files/a.....rgurls.jpg

Puulaahi — September 25, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

@Elepski

The second link, third to the right.I’ll take her!

doombuddy — September 25, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

That’s woman beer… the REAL Oktoberfest beer is down in Bavaria, go to Munich (or München) the women bring out 10 1L glasses at a time (10.5 lbs of beer in each hand)

ack — September 25, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

Damn. I have some work to do here.

Maß or maßkrug is correct. Mass is acceptable if pronounced correctly. The 1 liter is correct.

Completely wrong on the alcohol content. Festbier is not weak, although it drinks like it is weak. E.g. Weihenstephaner festbier (the beer your likely to drink at Octoberfest) is almost 6% ABV. Same goes for Spaten Fetsbier.

Bayern ist total Geil. Baden-Württemberg is nicht so Schleccht, aber es war besser als Königsreich Württemberg (furchtlos und treu!). Stuttgart is auch Geil, aber es ist kein München. (as a side note - Bavaria has the best education in all of Germany - unlike Texas)

Womans beer??? Hacker-Pschorr is one of the better beers in München. The brewery was founded before Columbus was born, let alone discovered America. Hacker-Pschorr Festbier is typically 5.8% ABV. Definitely not woman beer. Unless you mean Bavarian woman beer. But that is a woman who could kick your ass. They look cute in a Dirndl.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.....rr_Brewery

Tscau…

Elepski — September 25, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

@Puulaahi

Damn skippy!

Spassmeister — September 25, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

Prost!

natedog — September 26, 2008 @ 12:55 am

they could at least give you a full beer

that bartender gives shitty head

24601 — September 26, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

Nah nate, that’s just the way it’s done on the continent; they give about a quarter’s worth of head.
Crazy, I know. Here in England, I’d be shot if I did that in my job.
The demarcation line (ie. where it says ‘1 litre’) is a lot lower on the glasses to accommodate. And their beer is fucking nice.

MrDooves — August 16, 2008 @ 11:21 am

Maybe not so far off. Every time I leave the autoshop, I feel a bit raped too.

Dreth — August 15, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

I find messy gross looking foods more attractive. I’d feel compelled to eat this at the spot rather than some high-n-mighty expensive plate.

Max — August 15, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

I would eat the shit out of that.

Figuratively of course.

Marrock — August 15, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

If it smells good, eat it.

njch412 — August 15, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

OMNOMNOMNOM

nyokki — August 15, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

So this a baked potato w/ chicken, mushrooms, onions and dill sauce? If so, minus the dill sauce I’d definitely go for it. Messy can taste sooooooo good.

one — August 14, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

OLD.

Elepski — August 14, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

Still Epic

Caio — August 14, 2008 @ 8:34 pm

oh, man, someone doesn’t know how to make demotivators. I guess they were too busy contemplating the filthy proletariat while swimming around an a giant safe full of liquid currency to learn that valuable life skill.

redxblack — August 15, 2008 @ 12:36 am

dick move. service would have to be really fucking bad to not tip at all.

gx5000 — August 15, 2008 @ 9:35 am

I agree totally..

But what kind of winners use a Visa for a fifteen-dollar tab?!
oH YEAH, all sorts of Win in that pic.

natedog — August 15, 2008 @ 9:58 am

i spent over a decade as a server in about 45 restaurants… i can wait table around anyone’s sorry ass and i havent done it in years, motherfuckers!

and if i get shitty service, you get no tip. sorry.

i tip good if the service is even mediocre. i can handle a run of the mill server; or even sub-par service… but if you just suck, you get NOTHING.

except a big FUCK YOU

TaiyedMan — August 15, 2008 @ 11:11 am

The US is the only place that tips just about everything that someone else does. Look at every other place in the world - they tip only in restaurants, and there its small. I drove a group of 3 hitchikers from Europe - Two from Spain and one form Germany - And they all said the same thing. On a 20 euro meal, if the service was really good, they’d tim 2 euros. Decent service, .5 to 1. and crappy service, not at all. They dont tip people who wash their car, they dont tip people who they get their coffee from, they dont tip people in hotels, etc. Here, its more of an obligation to tip. Thats fucked up, IMO.

chris_hates_freedom — August 15, 2008 @ 12:46 pm

In the US, you tip because the waiters get paid sub-minimum wage which is supplemented by tips.

That said, if they don’t do their job, they shouldn’t expect a tip.

Furthermore, did you know that not tipping actually takes a small amount of money AWAY from the waiter, as they have to claim a percentage of their sales as tip income - which then gets taxed?

semi-related - the delivery fee from papa john’s, it turns out, does NOT go to the delivery driver. You still have to tip. How lame is that?

inkbot — May 21, 2008 @ 3:17 am

It starts out as a sticker, which blocks the sunlight from getting to the apple in certain areas.
The rest ripens, the covered bits don’t.

Kero — May 21, 2008 @ 9:19 am

It’s not that it doesnt ripen, its that the pigments don’t do their job. Just like white asparagus, it’s grown in a dark room.

p.s. mmm mocha frappachino.

mndlssequation — May 21, 2008 @ 10:28 am

White asperagus is not grown in a dark room. I live in a place where it is in season right now and they grow it in the ground. It is called Spargel in Germany and it is delicious. MMMMM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spargel

Nimbo — May 20, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

Beware the lazy cats Gom Gabbar

MeisterSk8 — May 21, 2008 @ 9:02 am

He has got some serious chiller-instinct

keytakenwithtongs — May 19, 2008 @ 1:50 am

i saw it a long time ago. it was semi-fucked up from what i remember.

pedantic — May 19, 2008 @ 2:00 am

Yeah I saw it a while ago too. I remember it being pretty fucked up as well.

mndlssequation — May 19, 2008 @ 5:03 am

Yea it was fucked up but I liked it. But then againI am pretty odd myself.

xco — May 19, 2008 @ 5:42 am

Todd Solondz is great. If you liked this, also watch Happiness

yumeo — May 19, 2008 @ 7:43 am

Her name was dawn… and the better scene, the end into bus… ^^

beep beep — May 19, 2008 @ 10:54 am

This movie was really uncomfortable to watch; at least, for me it was. I had to stop about half-way through.

ctrl.z — May 19, 2008 @ 11:57 am

If welcome to the dollhouse made you feel uncomfortable, avoid Happiness and Palindromes by Solondz. Both of those were pretty disturbing too.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 19, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

This movie sucked balls and Todd Solondz is a loser. That chick on the poster there is annoying as hell and for a while was convinced she was going to be a superstar sexpot. She’s ugly as a pig’s asshole and twice as hard on the ears. If she got hit by a truck I’d give the driver a thank you card with money in it.

pedantic — May 19, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

@mAgnUS

Quit beating around the bush. How did you really feel about the movie?

dogsurfer — May 20, 2008 @ 1:06 am

lol@pedantic

AgZed — May 13, 2008 @ 12:39 am

I am suddenly quite tempted to experiment with a little… interspecies erotica? As are those two little old ladies in blue, apparently.

lostspyder — May 13, 2008 @ 1:10 am

Everyone made fun of me when I bought that bee suit…. but now…!

AlecDalek — May 13, 2008 @ 8:19 am

Damn hippies!

AlecDalek — May 13, 2008 @ 8:20 am

The woman on the left has a nice ass, but you just know that the only person that gets to play with it is the woman on the right.

tiki god — May 13, 2008 @ 9:40 am

I’d love to see more pictures of this event.

Tony — May 13, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

They’re like flower furries, or something. I’m don’t know if I should hate them or not.

Snow — May 12, 2008 @ 4:07 am

KILL IT WITH FIRE

thelotuseater725 — May 12, 2008 @ 5:26 am

Laptop? More like Failtop, amirite?

natedog — May 12, 2008 @ 8:26 am

this makes me sneeze

mndlssequation — May 12, 2008 @ 9:34 am

No this is total win.

Phyreblade — May 12, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

Just kill me now… Death before HK laptop, heck death before HK anything… Kill it with FIRE, NAPALM, 1000 Pound Bombs, The Harpoons, MAN THEM… HECK, LETS JUST NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!! IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!!!

michaelv13 — May 12, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

rule 34 anyone?

hvymetal86 — May 31, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

Awwww, now why did someone have to go and resurrect this furry POS?