dorix — October 10, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

I’ll bet that Need For Beef pizza will look the same coming out as it did going in.

endlesstirade — October 10, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

hmm…germany ftw?

FlyingMantisShrimp — October 10, 2008 @ 2:11 pm

This has to be some of the ugliest looking food I have ever seen.

endlesstirade — October 10, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

awww, c’mon, who doesn’t love corn all over pizza? it’s the most natural thing in the world.

Dreth — October 10, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

Is the meat Need for Beef chopped in little bits or is it me just seeing corn and jalapeños, and no “beef”?

dorix — October 10, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

It’s ground beef. It’s the brown shit in between the yellow, green, red and white shit.

Marrock — October 10, 2008 @ 5:28 pm

What, no marshmallows and pineapple?

bright green — October 10, 2008 @ 6:47 pm

This is what they fort for in the war.

They only wanted to share with Europe.

Ukwarlock — October 10, 2008 @ 8:38 pm

Fort for? What have their fortifications got to do with fast food?

nyokki — October 10, 2008 @ 9:49 pm

It is difficult to photograph (or film) food and have it look good. You have to “color” the food and use lighting so it comes out right, similar to what supermarkets do in their meat section. Otherwise you end up w/ menus where the food looks less than palatable.

asdf — October 10, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

first. also marked options don’t talk

FlappyCunt — October 10, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

Ctrl+T New Tab, for Tiki.

Shmaughn — October 10, 2008 @ 1:53 pm

Hilarious win.

mintymadness — October 10, 2008 @ 5:01 pm

Dumb. NEXT.

macol — October 10, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

There’s no time! Use the help menu! Index! Index!

Special Kail — October 10, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

i lol’d

Tyger42 — October 11, 2008 @ 8:22 am

Another one someone needs to be shot for. :p

pedantic — October 11, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

WIN

Phyreblade — October 11, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

What is sad as that it took me a full second to comprehend why this pic was supposed to be lolwurthy…

Zen — August 6, 2008 @ 12:04 am

tell it to quit looking at me…

nyokki — August 6, 2008 @ 12:07 am

I’ve always liked mosaics.

Tattooed-Geek — August 6, 2008 @ 12:18 am

Shouldn’t this be behind a cut?

GorillaMunch — August 6, 2008 @ 12:27 am

reminds me of a mass grave… a hot one !

Dyna-Mole — August 6, 2008 @ 12:30 am

look at that guy with the boner! i thought is was a mass grave at first too. i’m also pretty sure i see some felatio.

natedog — August 6, 2008 @ 12:53 am

that eye is angry

this also looks like a big pile of fish

TrikYodz — August 6, 2008 @ 1:31 am

fap fap fap fap

Pants — August 6, 2008 @ 5:39 am

i see no boners

which is hard to beleive haha

i cant tell if its hawt or ghey

TrikYodz — August 6, 2008 @ 6:00 am

^or kinda kewl^

hellb0y666 — August 6, 2008 @ 6:43 am

“hey, take that dirty hands out of my butt!!”

hellb0y666 — August 6, 2008 @ 6:45 am

“Who farted??”, the reason the eye looks so sad!

Drewlicious — August 6, 2008 @ 9:36 am

Looks like black people are good for something

Ravenstein — August 6, 2008 @ 1:28 pm

I was going to make some rant about some numbnuts posting some WW2 sympathy BS, but after reading the comments here I actually looked at the pic properly, and I have 2 active things to say:

* If you are going to make modern art andcall it “humans’ make sure all your models are actualy human

* god bless any modern art that only uses fappable women

parasitegod — August 6, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

Ahahaha. Look at the ‘reflection’ in the eye. It just looks lol.

“HALP!”

pedantic — July 26, 2008 @ 3:20 pm

If it’s shopped: Ghey.
If it’s real: Ghey.

LukeV1-5 — July 26, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

It’s not shopped. All Innocent Smoothie cartons have this kind of stuff on them.

outofocus — July 26, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

Better than a bible reference

Marrock — July 26, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

Sorta like the inside of a Snapple cap.

AgZed — July 26, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

Do they sell this in North America? I used to re-mortgage my house in Dublin every few weeks to be able to buy a couple cartons of the sweet sweet yumminess, but since I moved to the other side of the pond, I haven’t been able to find any.

storminator — July 29, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

LOL

Exacerbate — July 26, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

If you’re going to off yourself then don’t do something stupid like that. All you’re going to do is drown which is a horrible way to die. So a word of advice, if you’re going to off yourself just blow out your brains and if you’re willing to torture like in the picture here, make it as messy as possible. I do have to give this guy creativity points though.

pedantic — July 26, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

@Exacerbate

I see what you’re saying, but how the hell can a fish blow it’s brains out?

outofocus — July 26, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

@Exacerbate

As fun as it might be to see my mom’s face when she walks into the room and sees the mess I made, since I can’t be there to see it… I think I’d find some other way to off myself… like living a really long time.

Stolid — July 26, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

Aspixiation (not the same as an ass fixation) is supposedly one of the most humane and peaceful ways to go…

Stolid — July 26, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

^Asphyxiation

dtepes — July 26, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

Autoerotic asphyxiation, that’s the way to go!

natedog — July 27, 2008 @ 1:56 am

i almost drown’d twice before i was 11

colonel-yum-yum — July 28, 2008 @ 5:07 am

“Autoerotic asphyxiation”? People like that want stringing up!

nyokki — July 28, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

I didn’t even think suicide when I looked at this pic. I thought it was 2 beings trying to be together; though obviously they would die if they succeeded. but I didn’t think that suicide was the main point.

glam_bastard — August 17, 2008 @ 3:32 am

I saw this picture a few years ago… and it really is about suicide… idk WHY it was given an assinine name like ’soul mates’.

Billy Manic — July 2, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

The guard on the left strongly reminds me of Pedobear.

MrPsychic — July 2, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

About time Pedobear got a job. He’s gotta pay for all sorts of lawyers, anyway.

Seth_Dracovitch — July 2, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

With how paranoid America is right now thx to 9/11 and Bush’s idiocy? I honestly would NOT be surprised if this was real.

AliceH — July 3, 2008 @ 12:46 am

This might be the original source:
http://translate.google.com/tr.....n%26sa%3DG

Billy Manic — July 3, 2008 @ 1:34 am

“And here, inspired by so much love and good sense, a false cover children’s book”
Straight from the link.

warren — July 3, 2008 @ 11:28 am

The image source is watermarked right into the graphic; scrolling down at the referenced site, you can find it at this permalink:

http://mojito.over-blog.net/article-20125009.html

Ben1605 — July 3, 2008 @ 11:44 am

AliceH already posted a translated version of that warren.

jukaswo — July 18, 2008 @ 12:23 pm

Fake? Uh, ya think?
(Of course it’s fake! It’s a joke.)