what isn’t it?

Comment by TheMustardMan — April 4, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

An oxymoron? Looks kind of like one of these (at the very top)
http://www.hdps.org/htm/2-4-1.htm Colt M16A1, with a bunch of add on bs. Why the 100rd Beta C mag with the inline scopes?

Comment by Error401 — April 4, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

Impractical

Comment by BALLSINYOURJAWS — April 4, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

that is a good gun in rainbow 6 vegas 2

Comment by joeyisapest — April 4, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

a fancy mullet ora mullet for a suicidal kid or perhaps a anvy mullet you know one that can be used in a war.

Comment by acid_monkey1 — April 4, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

It’s an airsoft gun replica of an M4 variant, with three flashlights, and a mega magazine.

Comment by Kaze — April 4, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

Whatever it is, I’m sure it doesn’t fire actual bullets. Probably Airsoft, like Kaze says.

Comment by Sticky — April 4, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

“What is it?”

Full of unnecessary crap?

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — April 4, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

The firearm porn equivalent of Pam Anderson — prior to her PFD removal.

Comment by tripolar — April 4, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

I’m gonna go with Error401 on this one. While it could be an airsoft replica, most airsoft replicas replicate the more common variants of the weapon in question.

So my guess is this is a full auto M16A1 with C mag and brass catcher attachment. The barrel appears to either have been retrofitted with a heavier version, or is silenced.

The inline sights make no sense unless the forward one is for night vision, in which case I’d say one of the flashlights is infrared. Add to that a laser sight, regular flashlight, vertical fore grip and voila!

You have one really overdone stealth night ops enhanced machine sniper rifle… ROFL… Sheesh…

Comment by Phyreblade — April 5, 2008 @ 12:57 am

It’s clearly not airsoft and it’s clearly a civilian M16A2 clone. The rear sight tells us it’s A2 or newer, the fact that the carrying handle is fixed to the upper reciever tells us it’s not an A3 or A4. The long barrel without flash hider and the lack of a bayonet lug tells us it’s a civilian version, probably semi auto. The magnifying scope sitting on the rear part of the bi-level rail looks like an american copy of a Schmidt & Bender scope and in front of it sits an Aimpoint Comp M2 (or ML2) on a cantilever mount. The magazine is a Beta-C 100 round magazine, above that we see a brass catcher bag. Under the rail, around the front carrying handle there is sling mount velcroed on. Under the front handguard there is some sort of vertical grip with a rail under it; either a tri-rail or a straight rail with a tri-rail adapter under it. On that there sits two flashlights I can’t place the exact make of on the left side and under it. On the right side sits some kind of civilan clone of a PAQ4 or other LAM with a flashlight on it also.

Comment by Supernaut — April 5, 2008 @ 3:11 am

My bad, the magnifying scope is a Nikon Omega, I couldn’t be assed to look at the larger view of the image until after I posted.

Comment by Supernaut — April 5, 2008 @ 3:13 am

@ tripolar : PFD removal? Say it isn’t so!

Comment by unknown — April 5, 2008 @ 7:49 am

come on man its gotta be in air soft check out the airsoft bb laying on the floor to the bottom right thats pretty big coinsidince or is it

Comment by jason388 — April 5, 2008 @ 8:02 am

M-16, possibly an AR-15. hard to tell from that angle. But what do I know… I’m an HK man. LOL

Comment by storminator — April 5, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

Isnt it an m4a1?

Comment by AngryGuy — April 5, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

No, my mistake also, not an M4A1, or an M16, the foregrips are wrong, I think Supernaut is right, (besides misidentifying perhaps the only easily identifiable component on the weapon… LOL) Definitely an M16A2 variant, though I would still not so easily rule out the possibility of it being a very well done Airsoft replica…

Comment by Phyreblade — April 5, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

Hey Supernaut, stop whacking off with barrel lube long enuf to realize that you are PATHETIC. No, seriously, you need to get a LIFE. Dude, all the guns in the world will not compensate for your inverted penis. Spend a little less cash on firearms and more on enlargement surgery and you might, I repeat MIGHT get laid. Then again, you could be so damn fugly that a fistfull of fifties in a whorehouse couldn’t get you some. Whatever.

Comment by garbledxmission — April 6, 2008 @ 12:41 am

Sheesh garbledx, why don’t you tell us how you really feel. I don’t think your last post was clear enough on that point…

Comment by Phyreblade — April 6, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

uhm…all debates aside, this is clearly an airsoft rifle on steroids. As someone pointed out previously, there is a day-glo yellow BB in the bottom right hand corner of pic. Plus look at how cheap and PLASTIC the attachments look…specially the wanna be PEQ and assortment of flashlights. Seen all these components on sale on ebay.

Comment by jose_lucca — May 1, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

talk about unnessicarly kitted out. I count 3 conventional flashlights and an IR, what is the point of that, all the functionality of the weapon has been removed. How much does that weigh?

Comment by Teutonic Logic — May 19, 2008 @ 9:47 am

She makes that SAW look huge.

Comment by Error401 — April 4, 2008 @ 9:03 am

Please tell me she’s on our side.

Comment by AlecDalek — April 4, 2008 @ 9:28 am

How the fuck does she lift it with just ONE hand?

Comment by w0x — April 4, 2008 @ 10:13 am

and the way she’s holding it? must be either photoshoppery, or some fish line.

Comment by tiki god — April 4, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

SAW

any LMG could be a saw you faggot.

lol M60’s

Comment by mastershake4071 — April 4, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

If you wanna pick gnat shit outa pepper, it an M249, bitch.

Oh, here’s the factory page:
http://www.fnmfg.com/products/m249fam/M249saw.htm

Comment by Error401 — April 4, 2008 @ 12:28 pm

Mk.48, Also.. Why no Box Mag? Just for Extra Sexxiness?

Comment by JoeCrow — April 4, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

Gotta hate them there faggots whut don’t know whut gun is whut. Now i gots to go whack off while whatchin that there dancin wit the starz!

The best part is Mr. I Compensate for my Lack of a Penis with Gunzzzzz didn’t even know what type it was.

Nice pwn Error.

Comment by garbledxmission — April 4, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

You’ll also notice she has the butt resting on her hip bone, which if she continues to pose like this is going to hurt like a bitch.

Comment by Magnus369 — April 4, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

@garbled
I’d have given him partial credit if he’d have said M240, at least that one’s from the same manufacturer.

Oh, and Shake, the M240 replaced the lol M60.

Comment by Error401 — April 4, 2008 @ 6:53 pm

Yes, that’s an M249, minus a pork chop (ammo holder)…usually used on gun trucks (Armored Up Humvees)…very effective in gaining fire superiority when engaging the enemy. I prefer the 50 cal, though.

Comment by Keeping It Real — April 4, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

trickery, wizardry with a photoshops

Comment by Snow — April 4, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

also you all missed the point HOT GIRL IN PHOTO WTF GUYS?

Comment by Snow — April 4, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

Srsly…

Comment by Phyreblade — April 5, 2008 @ 1:25 am

@Snow
I’m not into elves.

Comment by Error401 — April 7, 2008 @ 7:47 am

LET’S ROCK!!

Comment by Gunface01 — March 31, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

OH U

Comment by TheMustardMan — March 31, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

I’m On A Highway To Hell

Comment by mex_hustler — March 31, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

Heaven for the climate; Hell for the company.

Comment by reboot — March 31, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

Paved with good intentions no doubt

Comment by tiki god — March 31, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

Reboot Wins.

Comment by JoeCrow — March 31, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

Isn’t that Oscar Wilde, reboot?

Comment by AlecDalek — March 31, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

lol WUT?

Comment by natedog — March 31, 2008 @ 8:00 am

Hummm, love the backround…
The Scorpion, not so much……

Comment by gx5000 — April 1, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

- <— your penis must be this big if you want to apply to buy one

Comment by maxcw — February 15, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

What a waste.

Comment by wookie_x — February 15, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

proud to be an american

Comment by jakanapapa — February 16, 2008 @ 3:37 am

Lies.

Comment by JoeCrow — February 16, 2008 @ 10:19 am

lame. I saw a tv show with a teenage girl who drove one of these to high-school… I have never wanted to punch someone in the face so badly.

Comment by st_judas — February 16, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

Damn. My penis is pretty small, but not THAT small.

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — February 16, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

Technically speaking, when you have no teeth, you must be very familiar with, and probably quite proficient with…
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Comment by ack — February 15, 2008 @ 5:28 am

Dad was right, Only brush the teeth you want to keep.

Comment by benny — February 19, 2008 @ 1:26 am

Let me be the first to say: Om nom nom nom!

Comment by nubbin00 — February 15, 2008 @ 4:18 am

om nom no….DAMN IT

Comment by w0x — February 15, 2008 @ 4:50 am

Your both complete bastards…

Now I cannot decide if it is morally wrong to be the third to om nom nom…

Is there a rule for this??

Comment by ack — February 15, 2008 @ 5:25 am

Big breasts are life’s easy button. That being said… om nom nom nom nom nom nom!

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk — February 15, 2008 @ 7:38 am

Breasts? What breasts? She’s only got man-boobs.

Comment by AlecDalek — February 15, 2008 @ 8:50 am

I have met the twins indeed…

Comment by CaptainBobo — February 15, 2008 @ 10:54 am

AlecDalek, I completely agree. Girl boobs are smaller so they don’t get in the way when the other girl’s boobs are pressing against her own. MAN boobs, though, are designed to act as a pillow as needed, as well as being large enough to sound like a motorboat instead of a lawn mower when the time comes that you have the urge to motorboat her boobs.

Thanks for pointing that out!

Comment by Guswut — February 15, 2008 @ 11:39 am

yes, i met the twins. i left you a necklace for Valentines Day with them.

Comment by natedog — February 15, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

DAMN.

Comment by Gunface01 — February 15, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

The Twins are nice…
I’m more of a “Landing Strip” fan thought…
Tower Control ? Tower Control ?
Landing Instuctions please !

Comment by gx5000 — February 15, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

Boy, I must be United Airlines Flight 175 because I’m about to ram my fuselage into her twins!

Comment by L_Tetris_Block — February 15, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

oh… my.

Comment by justsai — February 15, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

is it too late to om nom nom?

Comment by el_metal — February 16, 2008 @ 3:36 am

It’s never too late to nom… Especially when twins as sweet as these are in attendance…

Comment by Phyreblade — February 16, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

I wish I had met them.

Comment by PrometheusUnbound — February 16, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

i wonder if they’re identical, or fraternal? theres only one way to find out…

Comment by alexonfire — February 17, 2008 @ 2:46 am

I’m sorry, we haven’t met…

Comment by oldurcu — February 18, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

Girls who wear ‘I’m a slut” shirts have a strong tendency to be either cunts or breezy idiots. If a guy went around wearing a t-shirt saying “I have a huge dick” there would be a pretty good chance he’s overcompensating. Likewise, a girl wearing one of these is probably trying to back up her complete lack of personality.

Comment by Caio — February 18, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

Oh, I forgot this was the internet. What I meant to say from behind the veil of anonymity was: Hump er and dump er.

Comment by Caio — February 18, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

Looks cool. But my penis isn’t small enough to own one.

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — February 15, 2008 @ 8:26 am

Lies.

Comment by JoeCrow — February 15, 2008 @ 9:16 am

Oh cool its a UAV (Urban Assault Vehicle)

Comment by Jindian — February 15, 2008 @ 10:12 am

This is why Ford is going down the toilet. They’re still offering crap like this while Toyota offers what people need and will buy- cheap, long lasting cars with good gas mileage.

Comment by freeky_geek — February 15, 2008 @ 10:57 am

I agree. This truck is obnoxious.

Comment by KerryII — February 15, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

but wait, guys. we totally own iraq now, so no oil worries for us!

giddy up!

fuck.

Ford should have stuck to Hemp.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCw1icLm_tQ

Comment by natedog — February 15, 2008 @ 12:56 pm

I guess it can’t make up it’s mind on whether it’s a MAC truck or a Van…

Comment by Phyreblade — February 15, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

Many effeminate car companies were to afraid to go there, but Ford went there. Now when I cruise the malls in my Southwest American hometown, I can pick up transvestite hookers with style and confidence.

Comment by Carbon Copy — February 16, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

This is AWESOME. Where can I buy one?

Comment by Saphykitten — February 12, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

I was like, “what the fuck, that won’t work!” then realized that was the point.

Comment by RSIxidor — February 12, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

It would work if the shackle is completely removable (but then it’ll inevitably get lost). But it’s easily countered by a small enough USB extension cable.

Comment by dorix — February 12, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

http://www.cnet.com.au/desktop.....467,00.htm

Comment by dorix — February 12, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

Or for those who are really serious: ironkey.com

The thing trashes the data after 10 failed password attempts. Also the memory is sealed in epoxy to thwart physical attack. Probably about as secure as a USB key can get.

Comment by Batman93 — February 12, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

Just in case, you know, the government comes looking for your porn stash or something. The lengths men will go to protect porn, amazing.
~
Little known fact: The whole Apollo program was all just an excuse for Neil Armstrong to hide his porn stash.

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk — February 12, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

You could get around that easily by cannibalizing a USB extension cord and connecting the right wires to the right contacts.

Comment by AlecDalek — February 12, 2008 @ 5:50 pm

…or maybe just 4 small wires…

Comment by AlecDalek — February 12, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

It would work perfectly fine with a USB extension cord, or if you have a USB port on the corner of your computer, like on certain laptops.

Comment by CfiziksH — February 17, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

I can’t help but shake the feeling those comments were added with Photoshop.

Comment by Sticky — January 29, 2008 @ 11:02 am

SEE! this is what I’ve always told my history profs. Bastards never believed me. You keep fightin on Jimmy, fightin Hitler in the sky!

Comment by maxcw — January 29, 2008 @ 11:25 am

Fucking pokemon is not history.

Comment by Error401 — January 29, 2008 @ 11:28 am

This has to be the most funny thing I have ever read, ever, in my entire life.

Comment by Saphykitten — January 29, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

Funny, but still not as amazing as this:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — January 29, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

Something tells me this kid will grow up to be a creationist.

Comment by Luminary — January 29, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

“oh god no”

class

Comment by Excelsior — January 29, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

I love this and the “el nino” one. We need more creative children in our society.

Comment by T G Geko — January 29, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

Fake. On a standard double-spaced page using Times New Roman at 12pt, written in MLA format—as this one is, minus the header and the date’s in the wrong place—you can write 16-18 lines after the title line. This one has 25 lines after the title, so whoever Photoshopped this was lacking some details. Also, what printer would print a page with left-hand margins like that, especially in 1999? And most high school teachers don’t write like they’re 10 years old, and the trend is to avoid red ink.

Comment by rattybad — January 29, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

If you ask me that whole red ink think is BS. As far as I read, they avoid red b/c it causes distress or anguish or something like that. But isn’t that the point? to draw the student’s attention and get him to pay attention? or should teachers use green, a calm and relaxing color and have them think corrections should be ignored and not improved?

Comment by T G Geko — January 29, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

This is awesome.

Comment by LordSethD — January 29, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

ROFLMAO!!!! LAWLZORZ GALORE!!

Comment by Phyreblade — January 29, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

loller
…
My Japanese teachers would always circle the correct answers in red ink, and cross out the wrong answers in green. It fucked my head up pretty bad and I’m pretty sure the attentiveness and anguish required to look at a corrected test/essay is what gives Japan its leading economic edge.

Comment by Caio — January 30, 2008 @ 4:03 pm