Recent Comments from Metraton

Comment on Motorola Xoom vs. Apple iPad
Everthing not from apple is better than anything from apple.
Comment on Latest battle station pics
WOW. You have a computer AND a chair? That's really impressive...NOT.
Comment on My Snowmachine
Poor thing. I hate to see it freezing like that.
Comment on awesome shroom lamp
I never thought I'd say it but this is actually pretty awesome. Not the price part of course.
Comment on I don't remember what bathroom this is
You had to go on and say it didn't you. Now I'm sad too :(

---

Troll God

Posted in Images on February 20th, 2011 by Metraton | Report This Post | Add to favorites

And his minion Jesus

6 Comments

Show Comments

Hide Comments

Leave a comment ?

6 Responses to Troll God

1. 

   ian356094 (UID# 3738) 2  0
   February 20, 2011 at 10:03 am

   God = the ultimate troll
2. 

   cashmods (UID# 17107) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   February 20, 2011 at 2:28 pm

   

   I am disappointed in myself for even considering santa or jesus really exist.

   I am even more disappointed in the human race for brainwashing everyone into thinking the same thing.
   • 

     anadin (UID# 110477) 0  0
     February 23, 2011 at 6:11 am

     

     I’m so relieved to hear you haven’t evolved spiritually Mr Mods. I’d hate to have to put up with you in Zion lol.
3. 

   korinthian (UID# 3174) 0  0
   February 20, 2011 at 3:33 pm

   Crybaby Jesus has only got something in his eye.
4. 

   barcrest (UID# 3907) 0  0
   February 21, 2011 at 8:08 am

   These are very well done, reminds of that Pen & Teller show “BULLSHIT”.
5. 

   (UID# ) 0  0
   August 19, 2011 at 6:59 am

   Glad to see more people see crap as crap.

Hide Comments | Add your comment

Hurrr

Posted in Images on February 13th, 2011 by Metraton | Report This Post | Add to favorites

No Comments

Show Comments

Hide Comments Hide Comments | Add your comment

poke a mon

Posted in Images on February 13th, 2011 by Metraton | Report This Post | Add to favorites

One Comment

Show Comments

Hide Comments

Leave a comment ?

One Response to poke a mon

1. 

   cy85 (UID# 10671) 0  0
   February 14, 2011 at 3:06 am

   

   “Bitch be trippin’ balls!” was a long-running shout out joke among my college friends.

Hide Comments | Add your comment

In Soviet Russia…

Posted in Images on October 20th, 2009 by Metraton | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Food, wtf, X-Mas, xmas

10 Comments

Show Comments

Hide Comments

Leave a comment ?

10 Responses to In Soviet Russia…

1. 

   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   October 19, 2009 at 9:38 am

   

   This is pretty fukken awesome
   • 

     rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
     October 19, 2009 at 4:59 pm

     

     Yeah, pretty much.
2. 

   themustardman (UID# 2045) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 10:36 pm

   I approve.
3. 

   (UID# ) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 11:12 pm

   The first pic is genuinely terrifying to me.
4. 

   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   October 21, 2009 at 12:34 am

   

   First one is a repost, but all are awesome.
5. 

   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   October 21, 2009 at 2:08 am

   

   So where did this joke start exactly ?
   • 

     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     October 22, 2009 at 12:26 am

     

     Maybe?
     knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-soviet-russia
6. 

   wookie_x (UID# 962) 0  0
   October 21, 2009 at 6:03 am

   These pics are filled with the awesome! Fucking brilliant!
7. 

   phyreblade (UID# 5939) 0  0
   October 21, 2009 at 11:04 am

   

   OK so here’s what i don’t get. In soviet Russia, the Presents open you… Only to get another present? So do presents wrap each other up in people and give themselves to on another as gifts?
8. 

   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   October 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm

   

   “people”

Hide Comments | Add your comment

Sweet Mary

Posted in Images on October 20th, 2009 by Metraton | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: 420, Wallpaper

Legalize it.

17 Comments

Show Comments

Hide Comments

Leave a comment ?

17 Responses to Sweet Mary

1. 

   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   October 19, 2009 at 9:39 am

   

   do-on’t criticize it
2. 

   billymanic (UID# 778) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 10:19 pm

   

   inb4 insults on the internets.
3. 

   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 10:26 pm

   

   I havent’ gotten high in ages.

   I kinda miss it, it’s different than being drunk
   • 

     demon (UID# 2630) 1  0
     October 21, 2009 at 12:36 am

     

     If different means WAY BETTER, yup.
     • 

       nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
       October 21, 2009 at 10:55 pm

       

       Not for me.
4. 

   purple-banana (UID# 655) 1  0
   October 20, 2009 at 10:26 pm

   It’s actually really good as an herb (if you will) in Italian dishes; most people think pot brownies, but the taste of pot goes MUCH better with Italian. I love me some special meatballs
5. 

   razirfyre (UID# 14255) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 10:37 pm

   Hell yes. I’m high as I type this.
6. 

   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 11:53 pm

   

   I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, And then I smoke two more.
7. 

   thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 1  0
   October 21, 2009 at 1:12 am

   

   1. Marijuana Use Is Not Associated With a Rise in Incidences of Schizophrenia

   2. Marijuana Smoke Doesn’t Damage the Lungs Like Tobacco

   3. Cannabis Use Potentially Protects, Rather Than Harms, the Brain

   4. Marijuana Is a Terminus, Not a ‘Gateway,’ to Hard Drug Use

   5. Government’s Anti-Pot Ads Encourage, Rather Than Discourage, Marijuana Use

   www.alternet.org/media/142815
   FUCKING LEGALIZE IT.
   • 

     kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0
     October 21, 2009 at 3:30 am

     5. Governments encourage for 2 reasons – one because its good for the economy to arrest a pothead and drag them through court and give them fines to pay, and two its easier for politicians to talk bullshit to a bunch of stoneers who will just follow like sheep
     • 

       nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
       October 21, 2009 at 10:59 pm

       

       Except now, they’re thinking they can make money by regulating and taxing it. So a really bad economy may end up being the impetus for marijuana reform. I think I read, in this past week, that Obama has said that the Feds will not go after people in States, where medical marijuana is legal and have an rx. It’s a start.
       • 

         kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0
         October 22, 2009 at 1:00 am

         still, the fact remains that stoners are easier for politicians to lie to.
         crap, they’re easier for anyone to lie to, i know, all the stoners ive met actually believe me when i tell them bullshit
8. 

   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   October 21, 2009 at 2:00 am

   

   A friend of mine told me that I should smoke Marijuana to kill my insomnia. I should really give it a try.
   • 

     killing_loneliness_58 (UID# 5505) 0  0
     October 21, 2009 at 4:26 am

     you’ll sleep like a baby
     no lie
9. 

   killing_loneliness_58 (UID# 5505) 1  0
   October 21, 2009 at 4:29 am

   makes me think of prohibition, cept pot was never really legal
   people dont see any harm in it, ya if you do anything way to much something bad is bound to happen but thats no reason to make it illegal hell everything would have to be illegal
   people are gonna toke it up whether its legal or not
   so just legalize it and save kids asses from prison rape
10. 

    lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  1
    October 21, 2009 at 7:55 am

    SHUT THE FUCK UP

    I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WEED
11. 

    phyreblade (UID# 5939) 0  0
    October 21, 2009 at 11:01 am

    

    Seriously Awesome…

Hide Comments | Add your comment

The Great War.

Posted in Images on October 20th, 2009 by Metraton | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Politics, Wallpaper, wtf

17 Comments

Show Comments

Hide Comments

Leave a comment ?

17 Responses to The Great War.

1. 

   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   October 19, 2009 at 9:40 am

   

   this is kick ass

   and the floppy cocks in the netherlands made me lol
   • 

     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     October 20, 2009 at 9:46 pm

     

     I lol’d pretty hard at that too.
     • 

       brushaway (UID# 430) 0  0
       October 21, 2009 at 2:54 am

       huh. i seem to have forgotten where the netherlands are, could one of you two point it out.
   • 

     dekay46 (UID# 2116) 0  0
     October 21, 2009 at 8:17 am

     That’s actually Scandinavia. The Netherlands is the little girl west of Germany.
2. 

   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 9:59 am

   

   This is so gorgeous and clever. Aside from my regular map, this is the only poster I would love to have on my bedroom wall.

   But who is the guy sitting in Denmark supposed to be? I hope it’s nobody I should know, I mean is it anyone specific or a typical policeman/ general from around then. He’s also really adorable, can I keep him.
   • 

     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     October 20, 2009 at 9:48 pm

     

     No clue, but I also like Holland’s wooden clog girl and Russia’s wolf is fricking cool too.
     • 

       doc-shadow (UID# 4152) 0  0
       October 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm

       Nyokki… You mean the Russian bear right?

       As far as the guy on Denmark. It also seems like I should be able to spot it as something more significant, but all i get from it is the typical policeman sitting by staying neutral as the war rages on.
       • 

         nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
         October 21, 2009 at 12:34 am

         

         Derp.
3. 

   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 8:36 pm

   LEVIATHAN

   AWWW SHIT YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
4. 

   marrock (UID# 3993) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 9:09 pm

   “Do you oil your war machines.. or feed them?”
5. 

   numb7rs (UID# 239) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 10:06 pm

   

   Ireland appears to be a crocodile shaving its legs.

   wtf.
6. 

   grammarrobot (UID# 3099) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 10:52 pm

   Awrk! And me! Portugal Parrot! I wasn’t thought through as much as the others! Wraak!
   • 

     grammarrobot (UID# 3099) 0  0
     October 20, 2009 at 10:58 pm

     ^EVERYONE IGNORE THIS ONE
7. 

   grammarrobot (UID# 3099) 0  0
   October 20, 2009 at 10:52 pm

   “Awrk! And me! Portugal Parrot! I wasn’t thought through as much as the others! Wraak!”
8. 

   traptin85 (UID# 3559) 0  0
   October 21, 2009 at 7:29 am

   fucking epic. this is going on my Christmas wishlist!
9. 

   copypaiste (UID# 4287) 0  0
   October 21, 2009 at 1:14 pm

   I’d like to eat some Algeria. Yumm :3
10. 

    dragunov (UID# 7888) 0  0
    October 22, 2009 at 5:47 am

    Hah, Portgual’s a parakeet? I’m from there and I have no idea what that means xD

Hide Comments | Add your comment

For a carfull of crap

Posted in Images on September 22nd, 2009 by Metraton | Report This Post | Add to favorites

4 Comments

Show Comments

Hide Comments

Leave a comment ?

4 Responses to For a carfull of crap

1. 

   keeping-it-real (UID# 2980) 0  0
   September 22, 2009 at 5:00 am

   *sigh*, more memories of Japan thrown in my face…
   • 

     cashmods (UID# 17107) 0  0
     March 14, 2011 at 7:57 pm

     

     What’s so good about Japan?

     And what happened when you went there?
2. 

   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   September 22, 2009 at 11:23 am

   

   At least it’s not fast food wrappers.
3. 

   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   September 22, 2009 at 3:12 pm

   

   at least it’s not glued to the exterior of the car.

Hide Comments | Add your comment

Japlish

Posted in Images on September 19th, 2009 by Metraton | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Up to this day I have no idea what I was supposed to do.

5 Comments

Show Comments

Hide Comments

Leave a comment ?

5 Responses to Japlish

1. 

   dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
   September 19, 2009 at 1:05 pm

   That’s a genuine IRL mindfuck.
2. 

   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   September 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm

   

   lol wut?
3. 

   casemods (UID# 667) 0  0
   September 19, 2009 at 7:05 pm

   

   Very poor translation.
4. 

   smitha22 (UID# 4332) 0  0
   September 20, 2009 at 2:46 am

   “It puts the lotion on…”
5. 

   phyreblade (UID# 5939) 0  0
   September 21, 2009 at 1:15 am

   

   Aktualy, I think it’s OK so long as you don’t accidentally it…

Hide Comments | Add your comment

Big Red Raw

Posted in Images on May 1st, 2009 by Metraton | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: red

It\’s raw steak flavored.

4 Comments

Show Comments

Hide Comments

Leave a comment ?

4 Responses to Big Red Raw

1. 

   deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
   May 1, 2009 at 5:36 pm

   The precursor to Big Pink, the ham-flavored gum?
2. 

   sykotik (UID# 658) 0  0
   May 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm

   That would be the best gum ever. Seriously. When I go to a steak house, my instructions are specific, sear it for about a minute, maybe two, on either side, and bring it out.

   I like it bleeding and wriggling.
3. 

   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   May 1, 2009 at 6:33 pm

   

   Ewww.
4. 

   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
   May 1, 2009 at 7:29 pm

   

   @sykotik: lolwut?

Hide Comments | Add your comment