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I'd *only* do it to a dedicated off-road car. It looks sleek, and in theory would be an effective finish, but aside from looks, the idea covers only a handful of specific situations. - Comment on Steampunk Halo helmet
I gotta agree with you guys. This is just. . . bad. =/ Even for a crappy helmet, it deserved better. - Comment on atomic blast
You know the damndest thing? A nuke could actually fix that mess in the gulf. Granted, if the rock isn't nearly as solid, the problem wouldn't just be a few inky birds anymore. - Comment on what's wrong with kids
They must have seen that Manswers episode in which they showed that the anus is better at absorbing the alchohol, leading to an even bigger buzz on the same amount of beer. - Comment on A wasp on my dock.
GAH, KILL IT FUCKING KILL IT
The Darkness
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I am the devil, the Devil I am
And I wait for the coming of
An innocent man
Be he young or be he old
Be his pockets full of gold
Be he happy or rich or wise
Be the ocean as blue as his eyes
I’ll wait for his coming at the midnight hour
I’ll pickle his soul, and turn it sour
For once his innocent heart I see
That innocent man belongs to me
Rolling Thunder
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These bullets are delicious. You MUST have some.
My two dogs: Arphos, and Orannis
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Taken at my cousin’s house minutes before I bought them off of him. I have no idea where the non-shooped version is, but I think the text fits juuust fine. If you’ve seen the pic before, know you know the sauce.
Zombie Pikachu
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“I choose you, Pika-GGRAAAGLBRLARG!!!!”
Reaper of War
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The Grim is tasked to reap the souls of those ready to leave.
This one, is tasked to reap those whose lives were taken by mortal war.
Accretian Badass
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A worthy pic this time. Nothing like “amateur hour” from my last one. . .
