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That isn't fog in the background, it's fumes from Clark Gable's famous bad breath.
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this reboot should've gone with a more traditional look (i.e. bigger boobs)
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That stud looks like one of those buttons that holds down the upholstery on a couch.
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it's good R2D2 takes up the back seat because no woman would ever get into that car, back seat or front.
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The worst part about all this is that his dingy wingy is still that teeny.

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Bert & Ernie Cosplay

Posted in Images on September 29th, 2012 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Bert & Ernie at Dragon*Con…

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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  0
   September 29, 2012 at 2:35 pm

   Jesus fucking Christ that’s terrifying
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   outlanderssc (UID# 17653) 3  0
   September 29, 2012 at 2:41 pm

   

   Hell, they’re only 43! Either Muppets age fast or they’ve been doing lots of drugs behind the scenes
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   aquaman43 (UID# 85320) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  0
   September 29, 2012 at 3:20 pm

   

   Nightmare on Sesame Street.
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   tiger-boy (UID# 6707) 1  0
   September 29, 2012 at 5:04 pm

   Dear God! Sesame Street is turning real! KILL THE WITH FIRE!!!
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   goldfinger (UID# 1999) 0  0
   October 5, 2012 at 8:51 pm

   This is creeping me out. Big time! Fucking hell, if these two moved in next door I’d move out of town.

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it takes skill

Posted in Images on April 29th, 2012 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor

to handle it properly

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   natedog (UID# 1905) 2  0
   April 29, 2012 at 2:23 pm

   
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   pepsimin (UID# 8269) 0  0
   April 29, 2012 at 9:28 pm

   What the fuck are you on about? My pee DOES shoot out like a laser beam, and it’s fucking awesome.
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     magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 2  0
     May 1, 2012 at 9:18 am

     Mine too.

     You motherfuckers need your prostates checked. I volunteer Demon.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 2  0
   April 29, 2012 at 10:08 pm

   

   My pee comes out in three different directions.
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     aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 2  0
     April 29, 2012 at 10:53 pm

     

     That’s cause your cocks a vagina.

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spider that eats snakes

Posted in Images on April 29th, 2012 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Nature, wtf

Demon posted a snake eating some random animal, so I give you a big ass spider that eats snakes!

www.geekologie.com/2012/04/oh-you-know-just-a-giant-spider-eating-a.php

points to

www.cairns.com.au/article/2012/04/19/215081_local-news.html

choice quote:

“You could see the spider just chewing into it and the part which the spider was eating had gone all black and the insides were bubbling.”

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   nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  1
   April 29, 2012 at 12:41 pm

   

   what have you done?
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   sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 1  1
   April 29, 2012 at 12:45 pm

   And the person taking the pic and making the statement black and bubbling’ put his hand near it?
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  1
     April 29, 2012 at 10:09 pm

     

     seriously, why would you put your hand near two of the devil’s most potent tools?
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 2  0
   April 29, 2012 at 5:06 pm

   

   THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
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   sutenvulf (UID# 2629) 3  0
   April 29, 2012 at 6:20 pm

   FOR THE DARK GODS!

   *squish

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Swimming Pools of Glass

Posted in Images on April 29th, 2012 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Would you live in a 30-story condo building where the balconies included swimming pools made of glass?

What if the building were in India?

(www.geekologie.com/2012/04/no-diving-board-highrise-with-glass-pool.php points to www.jameslawcybertecture.com/?section=ProjectDetails&project_id=193)

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   http://emailtoid.net/i/174c1f20/a3812fcf/ (UID# 7280) 1  0
   April 29, 2012 at 12:26 pm

   nice, now try the high dive.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 1  0
   April 29, 2012 at 2:25 pm

   

   yes i would live here. and if that part of india sucked, i would just stay in my condo
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   (UID# ) 1  0
   April 30, 2012 at 12:38 pm

   “..part of india sucked”? That implies there’s areas of India that don’t suck.
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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
   April 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm

   Link to this pic next time you hear someone complain about how all skyscrapers are phallic.
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   May 1, 2012 at 9:23 am

   1. wind
   2. wave
   3. WHOOAOAOOAOOAOOAOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
   4. splat

   So no. This falls under: just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

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Do all Gingers dream of things like this?

Posted in Images on April 10th, 2012 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   (UID# ) 1  1
   April 10, 2012 at 7:19 pm

   Do not presume to hold ground against me mortal.
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   malcovemagnesia (UID# 2270) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  0
   April 10, 2012 at 7:30 pm

   1)

   Booo. I forgot the punchline to this submission, which I’ve put here:

   imgur.com/4WWdO

   2)

   I submitted this only yesterday. Used to be that submissions would take a month or two to actually get posted. It really may just be that Tiki is down to only Pony posts!
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     hochunk (UID# 5604) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
     April 10, 2012 at 8:23 pm

     NOW it’s funny. Good save.
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 1  0
     April 11, 2012 at 4:51 am

     

     Yeah i wasnt kidding when i said the queue was low, we were within hours of not having a new post…
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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   April 11, 2012 at 1:34 pm

   man that’s an angry lookin kiss

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Hey Vegetarians

Posted in Images on April 3rd, 2012 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I found a t-shirt with this fine slogan at Zazzle, but can’t find this particular stunning design anywhere (perfect for annoying my Left Coast granola friends).

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   (UID# ) 1  1
   April 3, 2012 at 11:46 pm

   then all the meat-eaters poop out you.

   Does a bear shit in the woods?… yeah, you.
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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
   April 5, 2012 at 4:01 pm

   “We are all made of poop.”
   ~Carl Sagan

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Kong “Kardashian” & her dad

Posted in Images on February 2nd, 2012 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Now I see where the sexiness comes from.

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You Don’t Say?

Posted in Images on December 14th, 2011 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   dooood (UID# 8810) 0  0
   December 15, 2011 at 5:05 am

   Of course, if it didn’t say that the ingredients of a bag of carrots was indeed carrots, they wouldn’t be able to legally sell them in the country they were produced in, if I’m not mistaken. Kinda would defeat the purpose of packaging them for sale if they didn’t follow the rules set out to be able to sell them, no?

   Oh well, I guess somebody found it amusing enough to take the time to put together the image.

   Whatevs.
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   December 15, 2011 at 10:13 am

   

   Things like this annoy me. How screwed are we as a species when you need to have “Warning: Contains nuts” on a pack of peanuts so that someone with an allergy doesn’t get to sue you for not warning them?
   “May irritate eyes.” on a can of pepper spray
   “Do not use orally.” on a toilet brush

   I think if someone is dumb enough to use the most basic products in the wrong way, let them. It’s not like they will be smart enough to think to read the label before they decide to use their electric blanket as a bath mat or put Christmas lights in their fish bowl.

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Denver Slut Walk

Posted in Images on September 19th, 2011 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

from

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   egnilk66 (UID# 573) 0  0
   September 19, 2011 at 3:07 pm

   

   Slut who has had open heart surgery.
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
     September 19, 2011 at 7:23 pm

     

     shit, you’re right. they took out her heart!
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   dr-house (UID# 15314) 0  0
   September 19, 2011 at 8:26 pm

   

   That’s why she smile.

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the internet may now be shut off

Posted in Images on September 6th, 2011 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

We don’t always reblog photos, but when we do they usually involve men with great TV voices

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   (UID# ) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1  4
   September 6, 2011 at 6:32 am

   Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

   I don’t get it

   who the fuck are they?
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     kikigoddess2 (UID# 15200) 3  0
     September 6, 2011 at 6:43 am

     

     yeah, whatever anon.
     i want to know more about the man in the mirror who appears to be wearing a bra.
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   dtepes (UID# 3521) 3  0
   September 6, 2011 at 2:02 pm

   Look at me, now look at him, now look at your panties… they’re wet.
   Look at me, now look at him, now look… you’re not wearing panties.
   Look at me, now look at him, now look at your stomach… you’re pregnant.
   Look at me, now look at him, now look at the most interesting and best smelling baby in the world.
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     monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
     September 6, 2011 at 3:18 pm

     

     +1 for potential. so close yet so far

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Ron Swanson’s Pyramid of Greatness

Posted in Images on August 31st, 2011 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Should I get into watching the TV show?

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   (UID# ) 2  0
   August 31, 2011 at 6:21 am

   Yes. Yes you should.

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my beard is a moose, your argument is invalid

Posted in Images on May 20th, 2011 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

This dude won the World Beard Championship again this year. Dammit, I wish my woman would let me grow a beard.

www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

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   adrian (UID# 1075) 1  0
   May 20, 2011 at 10:59 pm

   That’s not a beard, that’s a monster!
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 2  0
   May 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm

   

   That’s not a moose, that’s a caribou!
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   outlanderssc (UID# 17653) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   May 20, 2011 at 11:48 pm

   

   If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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   demon (UID# 2630) 0  0
   May 21, 2011 at 6:43 am

   

   my moose has a beard
   A bull moose has a little beard that hangs down what is it called?
   wiki.answers.com/Q/A_bull_moose_has_a_little_beard_that_hangs_downwhat_is_it_called
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   mikebabaguh (UID# 2366) 1  0
   May 22, 2011 at 5:24 am

   Your woman doesn’t need to give you permission to grow a beard. Nature demands you grow one, because you are a man.

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Modern Snarf

Posted in Images on February 12th, 2011 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Thundercats Nerds, hooo! Introducing the updated Snarf.

Apparently he doesn’t say anything other than “Snarf”. Original image came from and no, I don’t collect toys (unlike Casemods).

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   malcovemagnesia (UID# 2270) 0  0
   February 3, 2011 at 3:23 pm

   The article I had attempted to include to was collider.com/new-thundercats-toys-snarf/73816/ (the submission form ate up my link; yay PHP!)

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Pole Dance

Posted in Images on January 24th, 2011 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Alice wants to see the White Queen.

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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 1  1
   January 24, 2011 at 3:14 am

   

   i cannot believe nobody commented, this is awesome

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let me take a closer look oh no WTF

Posted in Images on August 22nd, 2010 by MalcoveMagnesia | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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pretty cool, huh?

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   hufnmouth (UID# 3256) 0  0
   August 8, 2010 at 10:01 am

   

   What kind of f’d up environment would evolve something like that?
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   August 8, 2010 at 1:23 pm

   

   is it alive? is it real? what the fuck is going on here?

   if you didnt impale it with that bowie knife, i hope you are the first to die
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   waltherkid (UID# 2507) 0  0
   August 10, 2010 at 4:16 pm

   

   seriously some type of tarantula with a hieroglyph for an ass? that thing is ugly, freaky, possibly satanic, capital WTF. I can just see it, so dude thinking “Oh look! An old coin! *reaches for it* HUZZAH!!! I’M AN EFFIN SPIDER BIOTCH!!! Instant cardiac arrest. I wouldn’t get near that thing with anything less than a 12-gauge.
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     azmodeus52 (UID# 4544) 0  0
     August 22, 2010 at 3:34 am

     epic reply
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     titanzero (UID# 1145) 0  0
     August 22, 2010 at 7:04 pm

     “I wouldn’t get near that thing with anything less than a 12-gauge.”

     Real front line material!
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   demon (UID# 2630) 0  0
   August 15, 2010 at 1:40 am

   

   MalcoveMagnesia you go to hell.
   You go to hell and you die.
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     mineme (UID# 6693) 0  0
     August 23, 2010 at 2:17 am

     agreed.

     *hisses and fritzes at the spider killing a*hole*
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     August 26, 2010 at 12:05 am

     

     Dude! You’re wussing out. We fear nothing and are impossible to be disgusted by ANYTHING!
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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   August 15, 2010 at 4:52 am

   

   I think someone cut the spider’s ass off, attached the coin and then buried it. OR, they attached the coin, used it as a fancy spider stamp to leave their personal seal on documents, scare unsuspecting redhead secretaries and scratch their backs with it, then buried it because it went bad.
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   j_bryon (UID# 112) 0  0
   August 19, 2010 at 1:30 pm

   

   That’s just great! It’s going to be nightmares for sure tonight.
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   mcavity (UID# 39910) 0  0
   August 22, 2010 at 3:08 am

   

   its a type of trap door spider.
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   apophis2000 (UID# 11510) 0  0
   August 22, 2010 at 3:23 am

   From what I’ve found, the spider is a Cyclocosmia, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclocosmia
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   dyna-mole (UID# 3992) 0  0
   August 22, 2010 at 3:51 am

   the mayans were right
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    reppy (UID# 23267) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 3:54 am

    

    I wasn’t sure if it was real. But WOW!

    media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/0h/rk/widi/320744/normal_713150040.jpg
    www.eteignezvotreordinateur.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cyclocosmia-ricketti.jpg
    bugguide.net/images/cache/XKAK5K1KKKY02QHS1Q30AQJ0NQBK7KTKKKO0VQZSMKRSGKOKKKOK5KRSWQVKAQC0AQD0BQAK7KTKGK9KQKNKLKPKZK.jpg
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    morlakis (UID# 4983) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 5:00 am

    THAT! my friends, is what’s known as nightmare fuel
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    andre666 (UID# 3479) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 6:13 am

    motherfucker. at first i thought someone had cut that spiders ass and that hardcore bitch didn’t die. its a trapdoor spider. FUCK
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    blowbags (UID# 14150) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 6:37 am

    wacky shit, christ… I thought someone had seen it and etched it in
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    soong (UID# 11302) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 8:13 am

    

    Oh fuck that!

    I thought you found that in the ground by cutting it in half with a back hoe or something. That’s what it’s backside looks like? That thing is a fucking nightmare.
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    theo11 (UID# 3291) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 10:12 am

    I was all like, “Oh someone found an Aztec coin or something” then I was all like, “What is it an acorn?” Then I was all like, “OMFG THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT IF I HAD SEEN THAT SHIT I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PICKED IT UP BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE SOME LEGEND OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE COIN WHY THE FUCK?”
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      lemon-floor-wax (UID# 9750) 0  0
      August 22, 2010 at 10:30 am

      Goddamn human curiosity will fucking kill us all. This is why we should carry flamethrowers.
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    puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 11:21 am

    

    Kill it with fire!!!!!!
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    colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    

    “It is endemic to the United States …. along the Apalachicola River in Florida.”
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    reppy (UID# 23267) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    

    “This is why we should carry flamethrowers.”

    And use them before we try touching anything or picking it up (after its cooled down of course).
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    repairmanjackx (UID# 2215) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Jesus Fucking Christ! I’am biologist and a former archaeologist. If I had found that I would have thought I had found an old Spanish coin not a giant fucking spider. Where the fuck is that thing’s range?
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    fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0
    August 22, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    

    This is just too damn cool. Its gorgeous. Wow.
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      nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
      August 24, 2010 at 2:54 am

      

      Thank you! That is an incredibly beautiful specimen. Evolution is so fucking cool. I wonder why it looks like that. Mating somehow?
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    coupedevil (UID# 40567) 0  0
    August 25, 2010 at 6:10 am

    

    I almost fucking vomited.
    Gross.

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