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Dude, that was 3000 years ago. Get over it!
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It was written by God for all eternity. Just like the part about keeping slaves, fucking your daughters and not eating figs. Gotta follow the rulez.
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Except he changed his mind when Jesus came around.
Oh, wait, that’s not clearly written anywhere.
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It comes from the concept of the “New Covenant”, but there is debate over whether the New Covenant supersedes the old or incorporates and adds to it. (Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah – Jeremiah 31:31)
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Yeah I know. There’s a lot of talk about that. Then there’s the part where Jesus said the old laws are to be preserved down to the last tit and fiddle (such a naughty man).
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Yeah, and the whole Matthew 5:17 thing- (Do not think that I have come to abolish the Laws of the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them)I guess that’s why there are so many Xian denominations, so everybody can have their own position on it.
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“You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’” Mathew 5:38
But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. Mathew 5:39
Thus negating the old law
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Unh… Isn’t this pretty much the same policy we have for dangerous animals? Like, if a dog attacks someone, we put the dog down?
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Except that when I put the dog down, I eat the dog.
Waste not want not
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Yeah, except we don’t torture the animal to death.
And why waste the delicious meat?
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Taking into account how tough bulls are, it’d probably take a whole lot of stoning to kill one, probably causing all its meat to be full of bruises and (infected) cuts. Not eating it might not be a bad idea.
Though stoning it to death is still both needlessly sadistic and wasteful.
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Stoning is just pre slaughter tenderizing!
This verse is just more stupid magical thinking anyway.
Prima: This bull has killed a person!
Secunda: If we eat this bull, we will kill people, too!
Prima: Better bury it up to its neck and throw rocks at it, just to be safe.
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Why would you have to bury it up to it’s neck to stone it?
Oooo cause you heard that’s how they do in people.
I get it. You just don’t actually know much other than what you read online.
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No, that’s just how they do it to women.
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Maggie, Well, I suppose you could tie the bull down, but I don’t think it will stand still for a stoning. Do you have any other suggestions?
Nurgen, Sometimes fundie Muslims bury the men to their necks, too. Most of the time they bury the men to their waists.
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You think it would be easier to bury a bull than to just tie it by it’s neck to a tree?
Okay then. If that makes sense to you I really don’t know what to say. I’m not a special education teacher.
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So here we have the clear lesson being to keep your property under control and not allow it to hurt other people.
But let’s pretend we can’t see that and show how smart we are by picking it apart as though the bible is a fucking Ikea manual.
How many times will stupid people act this stupid? It’s THOUSANDS of years old for a reason. People call it the TEACHING for a reason. You don’t piece together faith based on a manual.
I’m not religious and I can see this clearly enough.
Though I do have 2 undergrads and a masters (real ones. Not pretend libtard ones that fakefuck online).
I know you all think you’re clever and that because there might be as many as 5 people on here all cowering around the same ‘I’m afqaid of da Jesus peepo next doow’ but you really are look miraculously fucking stupid right now. Over and over and in defence of your own and your fellow retard’s stupidity too.
Or maybe you just out though trillions of other people and the basis for the world we live in. Cause you read comic books, play videogames, and are bad at sports. That seems plausible, assholes loololololooloolooloololoollloooolooLOllOLOlOl
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It’s a fairly poor lesson on keeping your property under control, the owner doesn’t suffer any penalty besides the value of the bull.
I’m with you on the other point though… I really don’t see the point of picking at this verse.
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Mags, if you have two undergrad degrees and a Masters why do you write like a high school dropout? Did you get someone to write your papers for you or something?
You would think that with all that education you would know that “Though I do have 2 undergrads and a masters” is not actually a sentence.
One would also think that you would have noticed that no one is disagreeing with the bible, just noting that different denominations have different views on what it says. Do we look stupid doing that? Then millions of theologians over the centuries must have been stupid, too – in fact, you’re implying that all of organized religion is stupid because discussing the religious texts and their meanings is the foundation of religion.
Are you really saying that organized religion is stupid? Mags, I didn’t know you were a Deist!
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I write like a high school drop out? lol
Really? Because I made one typo before? And my opinion isn’t aligned with yours? So I can’t possibly be highly educated?
You’re such a fucking loser.
You want to nit pick internet comments for grammar? Never start a sentence with a preposition. This is the crux of just about every post of yours on here.
You can go ahead and try to put words into my mouth (sorry don’t get confused. I’m referring to the typing you reading now) but you’re just looking like even more of a fucking idiot.
No one is disagreeing with the bible? Are you fucking insane. It’s RIGHT ABOVE THIS. You did yourself. You think you need to state ‘I disagree with this because…’ to show your lack of respect for the religious perspective?
You’re not clever. I’m sure with your stunted intellect you think you’re clever but to the normal people out there with actual intelligence you’re just falling around over and over again like a fucking spastic liberal asshat.
You think historical theologians discussed God and religion with contempt and no education on the subject? Now you’re some great thinker? LOLOLOLOL
You’re just a sad little pussy who is afraid of the world.
That is 100% the factual truth. You’re a scared little pussy afraid of the world.
You and retard deserve each other.
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“I’m sure with your stunted intellect you think you’re clever but to the normal people out there with actual intelligence you’re just falling around over and over again like a fucking spastic liberal asshat.”
Nothing spastic here. Only mature discourse. Calling people fucking idiots and making blanket derogatory statements about peoples (Jews, liberals, homosexuals, etc.) is clearly something only atheist fag loving libtards do. Once a person gets an education, and does some reading and fact checking and hard thinking so that they understand wisdom the “trillions” of theologians who have come before us, they learn the secrets of clever discourse.
And all is right in the world…
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Reading comprehension. Look it up.
Ad hominem. Look it up.
Rhetoric. Look it up.
And lastly: sarcasm is the helmet wearing retarded cousin of wit. Guess what that makes you. <<== rhetorical hence the lack of ?
Trillions of religious followers.
I insulted him because while also making several points you somehow skipped I never restrict myself from calling someone a fag when they deserve to be called a fag.
Coming to your fellow sheeple's aide would be more effective if you weren't also an idiot. You people are like lemmings jumping off the cliff after their friends to save them.
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You misunderstand, Magnus. I’m on your side. Of course you should be able to insult someone who doesn’t agree with you. You’re clever and they aren’t. You nailed it. If you didn’t tell them they are fucking losers, they would never know.
Although I will take umbrage with you repeating the trillions bit. Researchers are thinking that there’s been 100-120 billion people ever. But no one can read everything even those who read more than the fags and the libtards who suckle at the teat of comic books and video games.
Preach on, worldly traveler. You’ve got me on your side.
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Oh I think you have mistaken my words, king of satire who is so smart he …well he couldn’t follow an actual comment thread properly and didn’t respond to the post he’s attempting response to.
Researchers huh? Any names? No? Any validity to their guess work? No? That’s okay. You have sarcasm.
Oh and thank you for giving me permission to have an opinion. How did I manage to blast through your conditioned restrictions to attain such a noble allowance? I don’t necessarily agree that they wouldn’t know they’re losers without being told. I’m pretty sure they can look around in their real lives and see that. They can contest it online and deny it to themselves but really…even you as king of satire can see how sad and desperate they are. The level of stupidity demonstrated by two simpletons seems to be accelerating.
Glad to have you on my side. I’m not sure reality and sense are a side so much as the expectations anyone has of a normal person though.
Oh I didn’t know all comic book readers were gay. That’s an interesting perspective you have on them. I don’t know as I agree but if you want to say that all comic book readers are gay and engage in man on man anal sex and twin tipped dildo scissoring then you are allowed since you can have an opinion (so sayeth my “side”). Video game players too? Wow that seems like you’re labelling an awful big demographic. Up to you though. I guess per the opinion of the other “side” which is nonsense and lies everyone who reads a comic book or plays a video game HAS to be gay. It’s now mandatory?
Wow king of satire you sure play hard. Hard as the dicks you insist pretty much every single guy who reads this suck and every girl who reads this not.
*high five*, king of satire
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You bible-phobic retards do realize that this is how you keep domesticated species domesticated? You eliminate violent and uncontrollable animals from the gene pool!
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Dude, that was 3000 years ago. Get over it!
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It was written by God for all eternity. Just like the part about keeping slaves, fucking your daughters and not eating figs. Gotta follow the rulez.
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Except he changed his mind when Jesus came around.
Oh, wait, that’s not clearly written anywhere.
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It comes from the concept of the “New Covenant”, but there is debate over whether the New Covenant supersedes the old or incorporates and adds to it. (Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah – Jeremiah 31:31)
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Yeah I know. There’s a lot of talk about that. Then there’s the part where Jesus said the old laws are to be preserved down to the last tit and fiddle (such a naughty man).
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Yeah, and the whole Matthew 5:17 thing- (Do not think that I have come to abolish the Laws of the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them)I guess that’s why there are so many Xian denominations, so everybody can have their own position on it.
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“You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’” Mathew 5:38
But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. Mathew 5:39
Thus negating the old law
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Unh… Isn’t this pretty much the same policy we have for dangerous animals? Like, if a dog attacks someone, we put the dog down?
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Except that when I put the dog down, I eat the dog.
Waste not want not
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Yeah, except we don’t torture the animal to death.
And why waste the delicious meat?
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Taking into account how tough bulls are, it’d probably take a whole lot of stoning to kill one, probably causing all its meat to be full of bruises and (infected) cuts. Not eating it might not be a bad idea.
Though stoning it to death is still both needlessly sadistic and wasteful.
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Stoning is just pre slaughter tenderizing!
This verse is just more stupid magical thinking anyway.
Prima: This bull has killed a person!
Secunda: If we eat this bull, we will kill people, too!
Prima: Better bury it up to its neck and throw rocks at it, just to be safe.-
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Why would you have to bury it up to it’s neck to stone it?
Oooo cause you heard that’s how they do in people.
I get it. You just don’t actually know much other than what you read online.
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No, that’s just how they do it to women.
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Maggie, Well, I suppose you could tie the bull down, but I don’t think it will stand still for a stoning. Do you have any other suggestions?
Nurgen, Sometimes fundie Muslims bury the men to their necks, too. Most of the time they bury the men to their waists.
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You think it would be easier to bury a bull than to just tie it by it’s neck to a tree?
Okay then. If that makes sense to you I really don’t know what to say. I’m not a special education teacher.
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So here we have the clear lesson being to keep your property under control and not allow it to hurt other people.
But let’s pretend we can’t see that and show how smart we are by picking it apart as though the bible is a fucking Ikea manual.
How many times will stupid people act this stupid? It’s THOUSANDS of years old for a reason. People call it the TEACHING for a reason. You don’t piece together faith based on a manual.
I’m not religious and I can see this clearly enough.
Though I do have 2 undergrads and a masters (real ones. Not pretend libtard ones that fakefuck online).
I know you all think you’re clever and that because there might be as many as 5 people on here all cowering around the same ‘I’m afqaid of da Jesus peepo next doow’ but you really are look miraculously fucking stupid right now. Over and over and in defence of your own and your fellow retard’s stupidity too.
Or maybe you just out though trillions of other people and the basis for the world we live in. Cause you read comic books, play videogames, and are bad at sports. That seems plausible, assholes loololololooloolooloololoollloooolooLOllOLOlOl
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It’s a fairly poor lesson on keeping your property under control, the owner doesn’t suffer any penalty besides the value of the bull.
I’m with you on the other point though… I really don’t see the point of picking at this verse.
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Mags, if you have two undergrad degrees and a Masters why do you write like a high school dropout? Did you get someone to write your papers for you or something?
You would think that with all that education you would know that “Though I do have 2 undergrads and a masters” is not actually a sentence.
One would also think that you would have noticed that no one is disagreeing with the bible, just noting that different denominations have different views on what it says. Do we look stupid doing that? Then millions of theologians over the centuries must have been stupid, too – in fact, you’re implying that all of organized religion is stupid because discussing the religious texts and their meanings is the foundation of religion.
Are you really saying that organized religion is stupid? Mags, I didn’t know you were a Deist!
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I write like a high school drop out? lol
Really? Because I made one typo before? And my opinion isn’t aligned with yours? So I can’t possibly be highly educated?
You’re such a fucking loser.
You want to nit pick internet comments for grammar? Never start a sentence with a preposition. This is the crux of just about every post of yours on here.
You can go ahead and try to put words into my mouth (sorry don’t get confused. I’m referring to the typing you reading now) but you’re just looking like even more of a fucking idiot.
No one is disagreeing with the bible? Are you fucking insane. It’s RIGHT ABOVE THIS. You did yourself. You think you need to state ‘I disagree with this because…’ to show your lack of respect for the religious perspective?
You’re not clever. I’m sure with your stunted intellect you think you’re clever but to the normal people out there with actual intelligence you’re just falling around over and over again like a fucking spastic liberal asshat.
You think historical theologians discussed God and religion with contempt and no education on the subject? Now you’re some great thinker? LOLOLOLOL
You’re just a sad little pussy who is afraid of the world.
That is 100% the factual truth. You’re a scared little pussy afraid of the world.
You and retard deserve each other.
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“I’m sure with your stunted intellect you think you’re clever but to the normal people out there with actual intelligence you’re just falling around over and over again like a fucking spastic liberal asshat.”
Nothing spastic here. Only mature discourse. Calling people fucking idiots and making blanket derogatory statements about peoples (Jews, liberals, homosexuals, etc.) is clearly something only atheist fag loving libtards do. Once a person gets an education, and does some reading and fact checking and hard thinking so that they understand wisdom the “trillions” of theologians who have come before us, they learn the secrets of clever discourse.
And all is right in the world…
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Reading comprehension. Look it up.
Ad hominem. Look it up.
Rhetoric. Look it up.
And lastly: sarcasm is the helmet wearing retarded cousin of wit. Guess what that makes you. <<== rhetorical hence the lack of ?
Trillions of religious followers.
I insulted him because while also making several points you somehow skipped I never restrict myself from calling someone a fag when they deserve to be called a fag.
Coming to your fellow sheeple's aide would be more effective if you weren't also an idiot. You people are like lemmings jumping off the cliff after their friends to save them.
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You misunderstand, Magnus. I’m on your side. Of course you should be able to insult someone who doesn’t agree with you. You’re clever and they aren’t. You nailed it. If you didn’t tell them they are fucking losers, they would never know.
Although I will take umbrage with you repeating the trillions bit. Researchers are thinking that there’s been 100-120 billion people ever. But no one can read everything even those who read more than the fags and the libtards who suckle at the teat of comic books and video games.
Preach on, worldly traveler. You’ve got me on your side.
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Oh I think you have mistaken my words, king of satire who is so smart he …well he couldn’t follow an actual comment thread properly and didn’t respond to the post he’s attempting response to.
Researchers huh? Any names? No? Any validity to their guess work? No? That’s okay. You have sarcasm.
Oh and thank you for giving me permission to have an opinion. How did I manage to blast through your conditioned restrictions to attain such a noble allowance? I don’t necessarily agree that they wouldn’t know they’re losers without being told. I’m pretty sure they can look around in their real lives and see that. They can contest it online and deny it to themselves but really…even you as king of satire can see how sad and desperate they are. The level of stupidity demonstrated by two simpletons seems to be accelerating.
Glad to have you on my side. I’m not sure reality and sense are a side so much as the expectations anyone has of a normal person though.
Oh I didn’t know all comic book readers were gay. That’s an interesting perspective you have on them. I don’t know as I agree but if you want to say that all comic book readers are gay and engage in man on man anal sex and twin tipped dildo scissoring then you are allowed since you can have an opinion (so sayeth my “side”). Video game players too? Wow that seems like you’re labelling an awful big demographic. Up to you though. I guess per the opinion of the other “side” which is nonsense and lies everyone who reads a comic book or plays a video game HAS to be gay. It’s now mandatory?
Wow king of satire you sure play hard. Hard as the dicks you insist pretty much every single guy who reads this suck and every girl who reads this not.
*high five*, king of satire
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You bible-phobic retards do realize that this is how you keep domesticated species domesticated? You eliminate violent and uncontrollable animals from the gene pool!
Two toasters and an Angel
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I would like to be a part of the sandwich that comes out of this.
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Either a photoshop noob, or really bad lighting\angle.
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Don’t be too quick to call shop, it’s from a Interview magazine shoot: www.interviewmagazine.com/fashion/the-girls-of-battlestar-galactica/#slideshow_791.1
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dictionary.reference.com/browse/or
There, I link it for ya.
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I’m aware of Google. Had my first Gmail account back when they were invitation only (25\50 per user IIRC, but it was possible to create an “infinite loop”, because each new account had the same amount of invitations). Good times, good times.
I knew about their search engine some years before that. But I admit, I was using mostly AltaVista.
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I have no idea what the two of you are bickering about. So stop it, you fags.
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I would like to be a part of the sandwich that comes out of this.
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Either a photoshop noob, or really bad lighting\angle.
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Don’t be too quick to call shop, it’s from a Interview magazine shoot: www.interviewmagazine.com/fashion/the-girls-of-battlestar-galactica/#slideshow_791.1
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dictionary.reference.com/browse/or
There, I link it for ya.-
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I’m aware of Google. Had my first Gmail account back when they were invitation only (25\50 per user IIRC, but it was possible to create an “infinite loop”, because each new account had the same amount of invitations). Good times, good times.
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I have no idea what the two of you are bickering about. So stop it, you fags.
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You apes wanna live forever?
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This movie is one of my guilty pleasures. I love the way it’s built as a propaganda film.
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Don’t feel guilty about it, this movie is fucking awesome!
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look up the book, you’ll understand it then…mind you most of the Fascist society part never made it in the movies…
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I probably should read it, shouldn’t I?
I’ll put it on my list.
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Probably because all insinuations that it was Fascist because of the required militarism of the plot were dismissed by anyone with a brain and no bias. You know what with the whole electoral process being right in the book and all.
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Michael Ironside is one of those under-appreciated B-list actors whom I revere.
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Everyone should revere him, he’s fucking awesome!
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Apparently in person he’s a giant asshole.
I was disappoint too. He worked on something some people I hung out with were working on and they did a pretty good imitation of him barking at people and acting very entitled. For an actor to call someone else a brat…well I have a feeling they weren’t bullshitting me. 
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Wrong account again! Sheesh, don’t make it so obvious.
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Now the resident retard isn’t even making sense.
YOU’RE ON THE INTERNET AGAIN REEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAARRRRRRD
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Caps won’t hide what’s obvious.
Getting sloppy in your old age?
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You’re not even able to make sense here.
This is sad.
I’ll assume your drunk.
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“Brat” might be the nicest thing that any associate of Maggie’s ever getting called.
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I think you meant gets called.
And it’s true. But all those people wouldn’t cross the street to piss on someone like you if you were on fire so while they may be brats sometimes and forget that not everyone gets paid so damned well they’re still so far above people like you calling you insects would be giving you too much credit.
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^And this is why you will never be qualified to correct anybody’s English.
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Read your post again:
““Brat” might be the nicest thing that any associate of Maggie’s ever getting called.”
If you didn’t mean gets called then you fucked up somewhere, half wit.
I’m pretty sure having a masters degree with part of my undergrad being in motherfucking English enables me to critique simpleton fucks like you.
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Master of Bullshit? 
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When I was a wee lad, fresh on the Internet, one of the first lessons I learned was this: if you’re resorting to pointing out mistakes in grammar you’re probably losing the argument.
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Another tidbit of retard wisdom?
That makes a lot of sense too. Someone must be losing an argument if they point out you’re fucking too stupid to even master the 1 language you know.
You fucking retard.
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Wow, you didn’t even pick up that much? How old *were* you when you first logged on?
Oh, and you only know one language? How sad.
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Maglet, everybody here knows that you never graduated high school.
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Everyone here knows you failed out of the 2nd grade and are full of shit.
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Watch the “Tales of the Roughnecks” animated series. Much closer to the book than any of the movies.
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And it’s fucking fantastic regardless of it’s similarities to the novel which I also have not yet read.
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novel = great
movie = cgi splatter-fest
only thing in common is the name
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WHY AREN’T YOU TALKING ABOUT THE ANIMATED SERIES NOW
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This movie is one of my guilty pleasures. I love the way it’s built as a propaganda film.
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Don’t feel guilty about it, this movie is fucking awesome!
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look up the book, you’ll understand it then…mind you most of the Fascist society part never made it in the movies…
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I probably should read it, shouldn’t I?
I’ll put it on my list.
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Probably because all insinuations that it was Fascist because of the required militarism of the plot were dismissed by anyone with a brain and no bias. You know what with the whole electoral process being right in the book and all.
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Michael Ironside is one of those under-appreciated B-list actors whom I revere.
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Everyone should revere him, he’s fucking awesome!
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Apparently in person he’s a giant asshole.
I was disappoint too. He worked on something some people I hung out with were working on and they did a pretty good imitation of him barking at people and acting very entitled. For an actor to call someone else a brat…well I have a feeling they weren’t bullshitting me.
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Wrong account again! Sheesh, don’t make it so obvious.
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Now the resident retard isn’t even making sense.
YOU’RE ON THE INTERNET AGAIN REEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAARRRRRRD
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Caps won’t hide what’s obvious.
Getting sloppy in your old age?
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You’re not even able to make sense here.
This is sad.
I’ll assume your drunk.
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“Brat” might be the nicest thing that any associate of Maggie’s ever getting called.
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I think you meant gets called.
And it’s true. But all those people wouldn’t cross the street to piss on someone like you if you were on fire so while they may be brats sometimes and forget that not everyone gets paid so damned well they’re still so far above people like you calling you insects would be giving you too much credit.
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^And this is why you will never be qualified to correct anybody’s English.
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Read your post again:
““Brat” might be the nicest thing that any associate of Maggie’s ever getting called.”
If you didn’t mean gets called then you fucked up somewhere, half wit.
I’m pretty sure having a masters degree with part of my undergrad being in motherfucking English enables me to critique simpleton fucks like you.
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Master of Bullshit?
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When I was a wee lad, fresh on the Internet, one of the first lessons I learned was this: if you’re resorting to pointing out mistakes in grammar you’re probably losing the argument.
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Another tidbit of retard wisdom?
That makes a lot of sense too. Someone must be losing an argument if they point out you’re fucking too stupid to even master the 1 language you know.
You fucking retard.
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Wow, you didn’t even pick up that much? How old *were* you when you first logged on?
Oh, and you only know one language? How sad.
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Maglet, everybody here knows that you never graduated high school.
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Everyone here knows you failed out of the 2nd grade and are full of shit.
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Watch the “Tales of the Roughnecks” animated series. Much closer to the book than any of the movies.
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And it’s fucking fantastic regardless of it’s similarities to the novel which I also have not yet read.
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WHY AREN’T YOU TALKING ABOUT THE ANIMATED SERIES NOW
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Medusa
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My dick just turned to stone.
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You meant this one:
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THE WHOLE DAMN STRIP
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA
HAIR BAD DAY YOU.
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I’m gettin’ hard just looking at her…
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Wasn’t Medusa supposed to be So ugly she turned people to stone? That chick is hot, if you ignore the snakes. Hell, even with the snakes.
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actually…she was so hot a couple of goddesses got pissed at her and turned her and her sisters into half-snakes…but since that wasn’t enough (Zeus was turning into swans/bulls/etc. and still getting laid) they added a curse that turns anyone they lock eyes with to stone.
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she changes face in the process of turning them to stone into a ugly creature.
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Say no to generically engineered hair products.
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My dick just turned to stone.
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I’m gettin’ hard just looking at her…
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Wasn’t Medusa supposed to be So ugly she turned people to stone? That chick is hot, if you ignore the snakes. Hell, even with the snakes.
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actually…she was so hot a couple of goddesses got pissed at her and turned her and her sisters into half-snakes…but since that wasn’t enough (Zeus was turning into swans/bulls/etc. and still getting laid) they added a curse that turns anyone they lock eyes with to stone.
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she changes face in the process of turning them to stone into a ugly creature.
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The New ED-209
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From the new Robocop movie coming in 2013
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Looks very Michael Bay doesn’t it?
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WOW. Awesome.
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Only a set of stairs can stop it.
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Looks like shit. My hopes are a little less than they were.
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Total and utter crap. Old version was far far better, A gun in it’s mouth?! Gimme a break…
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It had a mouth?
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I’d have to see it from other angles, but the redesign on the main body seems to have removed any ‘personality’ that the original design had. It didn’t have a ‘mouth’ so much as an inlaid radiator that gave the impression of a frowning maw. The old design had a lot of thought put into it, not only mechanically but as a character. ED-209 was supposed to be dangerous but over designed and comically flawed, hence the stair scene. This one just looks like someone drew a kill-bot over the old silhouette without giving much thought to it’s use in the film, which hopefully says more about how little ED-209 is involved in this new film as anything like a character, and less about how rushed and ill conceived this retelling may be.
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Looks very Michael Bay doesn’t it?
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WOW. Awesome.
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Only a set of stairs can stop it.
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Looks like shit. My hopes are a little less than they were.
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Total and utter crap. Old version was far far better, A gun in it’s mouth?! Gimme a break…
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It had a mouth?
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I’d have to see it from other angles, but the redesign on the main body seems to have removed any ‘personality’ that the original design had. It didn’t have a ‘mouth’ so much as an inlaid radiator that gave the impression of a frowning maw. The old design had a lot of thought put into it, not only mechanically but as a character. ED-209 was supposed to be dangerous but over designed and comically flawed, hence the stair scene. This one just looks like someone drew a kill-bot over the old silhouette without giving much thought to it’s use in the film, which hopefully says more about how little ED-209 is involved in this new film as anything like a character, and less about how rushed and ill conceived this retelling may be.
Fantasy Women
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Some excellent airbrush art
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How can you get these confused?
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GODDAMN NIGGERS AND THEIR BAD ENGLISH.
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“All black people are bilingual”
~Dave Chappelle
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It’s not just African-Americans that use this word improperly. Pretty much anyone not of European descent and quite a few of those as well cannot properly grasp how these consonants fit together. It is in insanely common, yet still very frustrating.
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Axe me a question and I will cut you.
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That particular axe is not for a tree, it is at best a hand axe or hatchet.
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Pretty sure that “hatchet” sounds nothing like “ask” and not one damn person in the world gets them confused.
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To most people an axe and a hatchet are the same thing.
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to most people ask and axe are the same thing!
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GODDAMN NIGGERS AND THEIR BAD ENGLISH.
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It’s not just African-Americans that use this word improperly. Pretty much anyone not of European descent and quite a few of those as well cannot properly grasp how these consonants fit together. It is in insanely common, yet still very frustrating.
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Axe me a question and I will cut you.
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That particular axe is not for a tree, it is at best a hand axe or hatchet.
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Pretty sure that “hatchet” sounds nothing like “ask” and not one damn person in the world gets them confused.
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To most people an axe and a hatchet are the same thing.
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to most people ask and axe are the same thing!
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This Chick’s got a funny head
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a little bit like the darth vader mask.
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Feminism has come a long way.
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a little bit like the darth vader mask.
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Feminism has come a long way.
Magnus the internet troll
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holy shit dude grow up.
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Yes, I think that’s exactly what he’s saying to you. Glad you got the message.
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No he was being a tool as your kind always seem to want to do.
It just makes you look even more pathetic.
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Did they ever actually explain why Sloth was so hideously deformed?
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No, we will just have to wait for the spin-off movie that explores his humble beginnings.
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Have you auditioned yet?
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I could never do you justice.
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That joke would have worked had you not primed the whole thing by saying the character from that movie Sloth was getting his own spin off.
Please. I know you’re retarded but it’s like 3 steps in. Come on.
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Meh, it was all your variation of your usual “you’re a retard” reply deserves.
I enjoy your other accounts more, this one is getting stale.
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I don’t care about your opinion.
You bullshit is about as effective as Obamacare.
Your jokes suck, you’re a retard, and everything you say seems to hammer that home even more.
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Man, can you get more cliché? Enough now.
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Cliche?
I don’t think you quite understand that world, retard.
Which is not surprising at all.
Why didn’t you just tell me I’m being ironic while you’re at it?
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oops: word
because I know a typo for people like this idiot is the equivalent of him not being able to make a sensible point.
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I think the lose premise is that he got dropped as a baby.
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oop, a thumbs down hey? i guess somebody that got dropped on their head as a baby didnt like my theory.
To go into more detail though near the end of the movie sloths mother starts singing him rock a bye baby to calm him down, then he freaks out when she says down will come baby, cradle and all.
Then she goes on in a panic to say she only dropped him that one time.
Seems like a legit possible premise to me.
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What’s with all the Maggie hate? He’s cute as a button and smells nice.
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You know the saying of a million monkeys writing a Shakespearean play? Navi might be cute, but he’s one of those monkeys, rambling on until he will one day say something meaningful.
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Piss on the liberals hating on you Mags! The funny thing is that they are always talking about tolerance and understanding, which they then apply to communists, socialist, black & muslim radical groups, not to mention every form of sexual deviant group including child molesters, yet if someone expresses an opinion that is conservative, christian, or patriotic, that person gets labeled as a (insert generic group here)ist, or (insert group defined by their sexual orientation here)phobe.
I, as a bible reading, god & wife loving heterosexual white male, agree with most of the things you say. Keep up the good work!
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lol
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I’ll be Frank. I’m blind as to why you hate him.
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Thumbed down on sight. Didn’t even read your comment but it was nice seeing a big red number next to your UID.
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why ain’t anybody likes mangus????
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holy shit dude grow up.
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Yes, I think that’s exactly what he’s saying to you. Glad you got the message.
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No he was being a tool as your kind always seem to want to do.
It just makes you look even more pathetic.
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Did they ever actually explain why Sloth was so hideously deformed?
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Have you auditioned yet?
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I could never do you justice.
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That joke would have worked had you not primed the whole thing by saying the character from that movie Sloth was getting his own spin off.
Please. I know you’re retarded but it’s like 3 steps in. Come on.
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Meh, it was all your variation of your usual “you’re a retard” reply deserves.
I enjoy your other accounts more, this one is getting stale.
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I don’t care about your opinion.
You bullshit is about as effective as Obamacare.
Your jokes suck, you’re a retard, and everything you say seems to hammer that home even more.
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Man, can you get more cliché? Enough now.
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Cliche?
I don’t think you quite understand that world, retard.
Which is not surprising at all.
Why didn’t you just tell me I’m being ironic while you’re at it?
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oops: word
because I know a typo for people like this idiot is the equivalent of him not being able to make a sensible point.
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I think the lose premise is that he got dropped as a baby.
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loose*
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oop, a thumbs down hey? i guess somebody that got dropped on their head as a baby didnt like my theory.
To go into more detail though near the end of the movie sloths mother starts singing him rock a bye baby to calm him down, then he freaks out when she says down will come baby, cradle and all.
Then she goes on in a panic to say she only dropped him that one time.Seems like a legit possible premise to me.
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What’s with all the Maggie hate? He’s cute as a button and smells nice.
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You know the saying of a million monkeys writing a Shakespearean play? Navi might be cute, but he’s one of those monkeys, rambling on until he will one day say something meaningful.
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Piss on the liberals hating on you Mags! The funny thing is that they are always talking about tolerance and understanding, which they then apply to communists, socialist, black & muslim radical groups, not to mention every form of sexual deviant group including child molesters, yet if someone expresses an opinion that is conservative, christian, or patriotic, that person gets labeled as a (insert generic group here)ist, or (insert group defined by their sexual orientation here)phobe.
I, as a bible reading, god & wife loving heterosexual white male, agree with most of the things you say. Keep up the good work!
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lol
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I’ll be Frank. I’m blind as to why you hate him.
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Thumbed down on sight. Didn’t even read your comment but it was nice seeing a big red number next to your UID.
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why ain’t anybody likes mangus????
Colonel Deering
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They need to do redo this series for today’s generation, I think it will do great if done right.
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It would be awesome. Maybe instead of a paradise city on a post apocalyptic earth, they could do a utopia that is (at first) unprepared for the threat of the Draconian empire.
I also want to see a part tiger Tigerman.
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Buck Rogers
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I used to have a major crush on her until I saw an interview with her – what a bitch.
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Seriously? Details/links?
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“B-B-B-B-B…. Thanks, Buck!”
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Boogie Boogie Boogie
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Twiki Twiki Twiki
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Tiki Tiki Tiki
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Forget Buck, I want to fuck.
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They need to do redo this series for today’s generation, I think it will do great if done right.
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It would be awesome. Maybe instead of a paradise city on a post apocalyptic earth, they could do a utopia that is (at first) unprepared for the threat of the Draconian empire.
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I used to have a major crush on her until I saw an interview with her – what a bitch.
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Seriously? Details/links?
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“B-B-B-B-B…. Thanks, Buck!”
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Boogie Boogie Boogie
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Twiki Twiki Twiki
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Tiki Tiki Tiki
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Forget Buck, I want to fuck.
Bad Hair Day
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Did Charlie Sheen sneeze on her?
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With his penis? Yep.
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I was going to say “that is powder.” …but Charlie Sheen actually is composed of 90% cocaine…all of his bodily fluids have been replaced with fine white powder.
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winehouse
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Did Charlie Sheen sneeze on her?
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With his penis? Yep.
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I was going to say “that is powder.” …but Charlie Sheen actually is composed of 90% cocaine…all of his bodily fluids have been replaced with fine white powder.
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Tht’s it, I’m moving to Brazil
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Except that in Brazil the best looking girls aren’t
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Enjoy your AIDs.
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Except that in Brazil the best looking girls aren’t
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Enjoy your AIDs.
Jade
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Finish her !
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“Finish in her” fix’d
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“Finish in her” fix’d
Hooty Mc Boob
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Keeley Hazell
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Ommm Nommm Nommm
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Can I join her empire?
Oh, right, probably not the day to ask about that.
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Keeley Hazell
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Ommm Nommm Nommm
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Can I join her empire?
Oh, right, probably not the day to ask about that.
Ludicrous Speed GO!
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Omg…the memories…
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“You went over my helmet?”
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smoke em if ya got em
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What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
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Omg…the memories…
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“You went over my helmet?”
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smoke em if ya got em
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What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
Balls of Granite
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Captain Joseph Kittinger, 102,800 feet (31,300 m), 4min 36 sec freefall, 614 miles per hour (988 km/h), Balls of granite.
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Proof: see that brown metal case under his backside?
That’s not for a back-up chute.
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If given the chance.. fuck yea I would jump.
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Failure for not posting link to the video.
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It was video.
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I bet he has a mustache.
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If given the chance.. fuck yea I would jump.
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Failure for not posting link to the video.
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It was video.
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Tour de Garden
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He’s been doping. I’m sure of it.
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He’s been doping. I’m sure of it.
Samara
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Is there a little issue with the paint around her jawline? Or is this a dude?
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It is a female. I believe that is the official Samara cosplayer. Samara in the game also had a pretty hard jaw.
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She’s not the official cosplayer, she IS Samara, she’s the face model they used for her in game.
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Yep, that’s what I meant though I clearly flummoxed it.
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Its not the jaw itself its that the color around the lower parts looked like it might be hair they painted over, guess its just me lol
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I see what you mean, now. Odd.
I thought maybe you were talking about the ridges the Asari have farther back on her cheeks. Likely they just put it on a bit thick there.
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Looks like this was made by the cake boss.
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they’re all pink on the inside…
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I don’t think they actually have a vagina.
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Is there a little issue with the paint around her jawline? Or is this a dude?
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It is a female. I believe that is the official Samara cosplayer. Samara in the game also had a pretty hard jaw.
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She’s not the official cosplayer, she IS Samara, she’s the face model they used for her in game.
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Yep, that’s what I meant though I clearly flummoxed it.
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Its not the jaw itself its that the color around the lower parts looked like it might be hair they painted over, guess its just me lol
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I see what you mean, now. Odd.
I thought maybe you were talking about the ridges the Asari have farther back on her cheeks. Likely they just put it on a bit thick there.
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Looks like this was made by the cake boss.
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they’re all pink on the inside…
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2012 LZ1
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Hey look, some astronomer counted to potato.
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Hey look, some astronomer counted to potato.
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That’s messed up.