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Shot by nail gun 34 times
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Now that\’s revenge!
Source: au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5519929/man-shot-34-times-head-nail-gun/
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Wow wtf. One bullet will no longer suffice these days?
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Ha bitch, you got fucked up.
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Back of the head. Execution style. This is only pardonable if he was a zombie.
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James Bond did it with one.
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Did the extra 33 nails make him more dead?
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also, why can’t I see the comments from the front page any more?
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@TGGeko:
I’m posting about that right now
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Humanity is so fucked up.
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well guys i told him to stop looking at me….
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@ColombianMonkey: He was looking at you while you were behind him?
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Did you shoot the eyes in the back of his head?
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it’s pretty easy to get a man on his knees and hands.
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What is Casemods xray doing on the main site instead of the forums pages?
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Don’t get the comment about revenge.
Didn’t say it was revenge.
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@ian356094: Indeed.
How could lolcat have known it was for revenge?
Unless…
It has his or her own revenge?
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Have you guys considered this may have been a accident with a malfunctioning nail gun? I know I’ve heard of it happening more than once.
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Some people on this site have wet dreams about doing this to me.
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@dieAntagonista: With narcissistic egoism like yours, I don’t blame them.
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@Tetsuo137: So it’s narcissistic of me to assume that people dream of killing me with a nail gun? Yeah.. uh, you do have a point. Not.
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@dieAntagonista: Yea actually, you’re right. It’s not narcissistic, I would say it is more egotistic of you to assume that some people on this site have wet dreams about doing this to you.
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@dieAntagonista: …because ya know, the nail gun doesn’t even need to be involved and I have still wet dreams about you. haha.
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“No mor nairs prease!”
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@Tetsuo137: Wait, you mean you have wet dreams about me where you kill me in some other way without a nail gun? Aw, how thoughtful. Yeah, I’m working on my egotism, what I said is still true though.
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@dieAntagonista: You would be surprised at how thoughtful I can be.
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YOU NEED TO BE SHOT WITH A NAILGUN 3x
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@RSIxidor: He was found 12 days later weighted down in water. I’m fairly certain it was murder…most foul.
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@dieAntagonista: Well not quite the nailing I had in mind for you. But my cellar is almost finished.
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@nyokki: So you saying it was the mallard mafia what whacked this guy?
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@SumoSnipe: BAHAHAHA. You’re killing me.
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@SumoSnipe: Never trust a duck during rabbit season.
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This used to happen to me all the time in the original Team Fortress…
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This is nuts. I keep getting e-mails saying there’s a new reply on this.
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There are LOL
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32 Responses to Shot by nail gun 34 times
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Wow wtf. One bullet will no longer suffice these days?
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Ha bitch, you got fucked up.
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Back of the head. Execution style. This is only pardonable if he was a zombie.
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James Bond did it with one.
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Did the extra 33 nails make him more dead?
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also, why can’t I see the comments from the front page any more?
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@TGGeko:
I’m posting about that right now -
Humanity is so fucked up.
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well guys i told him to stop looking at me….
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@ColombianMonkey: He was looking at you while you were behind him?
or
Did you shoot the eyes in the back of his head? -
it’s pretty easy to get a man on his knees and hands.
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What is Casemods xray doing on the main site instead of the forums pages?
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Don’t get the comment about revenge.
Didn’t say it was revenge.
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@ian356094: Indeed.
How could lolcat have known it was for revenge?
Unless…
It has his or her own revenge?
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Have you guys considered this may have been a accident with a malfunctioning nail gun? I know I’ve heard of it happening more than once.
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Some people on this site have wet dreams about doing this to me.
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@dieAntagonista: With narcissistic egoism like yours, I don’t blame them.
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@Tetsuo137: So it’s narcissistic of me to assume that people dream of killing me with a nail gun? Yeah.. uh, you do have a point. Not.
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@dieAntagonista: Yea actually, you’re right. It’s not narcissistic, I would say it is more egotistic of you to assume that some people on this site have wet dreams about doing this to you.
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@dieAntagonista: …because ya know, the nail gun doesn’t even need to be involved and I have still wet dreams about you. haha.
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“No mor nairs prease!”
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@Tetsuo137: Wait, you mean you have wet dreams about me where you kill me in some other way without a nail gun? Aw, how thoughtful. Yeah, I’m working on my egotism, what I said is still true though.
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@dieAntagonista: You would be surprised at how thoughtful I can be.
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YOU NEED TO BE SHOT WITH A NAILGUN 3x
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@RSIxidor: He was found 12 days later weighted down in water. I’m fairly certain it was murder…most foul.
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@dieAntagonista: Well not quite the nailing I had in mind for you. But my cellar is almost finished.
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@nyokki: So you saying it was the mallard mafia what whacked this guy?
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@SumoSnipe: BAHAHAHA. You’re killing me.
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@SumoSnipe: Never trust a duck during rabbit season.
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This used to happen to me all the time in the original Team Fortress…
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This is nuts. I keep getting e-mails saying there’s a new reply on this.
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There are LOL
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Pet cosplay
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Source: www.combustao.org/2009/04/pet-cosplay-rio-de-janeiro/
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Why did they nail a cheese to that poor weiner dog’s back?
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Funny, I imagined the pics were from here NSFW. Then I saw it was pets in cosplay, not women cosplaying as pets.
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This is so fucking cruel and just plain stupid. That daschhund looks morbidly obese, if breeding them to have long, inappropriate, weak spines wasn’t bad enough. And boxers can hardly breath anyway cause of the way they’re bred, and then someone puts a mask on it… jeez.
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I whole-heartedly dis-approve.
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Animal people are evil.
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This cosplay event is promoted by a ONG that helps street animals. These costumes are their way to promote abandoned dogs for adoption.
Many of these “tortured” cosplayers end up with a family. Not to mention the entrance ticket are funds and resources to this ONG.
The daschhound is one of the street dogs they put up for adoption. Other dogs are from visitors.
So, I don’t think it’s “plain stupid and cruel”.
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@Cocozin: I take back my previous comment.
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7 Responses to Pet cosplay
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Why did they nail a cheese to that poor weiner dog’s back?
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Funny, I imagined the pics were from here NSFW. Then I saw it was pets in cosplay, not women cosplaying as pets.
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This is so fucking cruel and just plain stupid. That daschhund looks morbidly obese, if breeding them to have long, inappropriate, weak spines wasn’t bad enough. And boxers can hardly breath anyway cause of the way they’re bred, and then someone puts a mask on it… jeez.
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I whole-heartedly dis-approve.
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Animal people are evil.
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This cosplay event is promoted by a ONG that helps street animals. These costumes are their way to promote abandoned dogs for adoption.
Many of these “tortured” cosplayers end up with a family. Not to mention the entrance ticket are funds and resources to this ONG.The daschhound is one of the street dogs they put up for adoption. Other dogs are from visitors.
So, I don’t think it’s “plain stupid and cruel”.
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@Cocozin: I take back my previous comment.
Nintendo DS Cover
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For when you get lonely…
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*motorboat*
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loved this when I saw it on geekologie
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Cuz a DS never GTFO
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*motorboat*
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loved this when I saw it on geekologie
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Cuz a DS never GTFO
I want to kiss you!
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Get any closer buddy and I\’ll nail you one on the nose
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But, but, ah, man . . .
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I could use a good kiss.
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I’d let her.
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“I want to fuck yoi”
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She always keeps one half of her face covered – and for good reason.
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This gives me teh lonely 
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@joodles: Drink lots of beer, then go make fun of casemods. Other people do it and it seems to work out fine for them. It’s only a temporary fix though so you’ll have to repeat it very often.
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@Drunkin: dude…dude…dude… what are you doing man, what are you doing. you know you talking to a lady here?
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ma’am, drink lots of whiskey& rum, then go make fun of casemods.
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@joodles:
[creepy internet stalker on]Come stay with me. I’ll keep you company.[/creepy internet stalker deactivated]
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@ColombianMonkey: Well FFS man. How the hell am I supposed to know? I think I need symbols or pictures next to names to tell.
@joodles: Easily fixable problem you have there. As for the lonely part, join the club?
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@Drunkin: Naw, I ain’t gonna start the drinkin’! I’m better off without it.
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@joodles: True that. It’s a shame I’m a sucker for peer pressure.
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@numb7rs: And I’m Irish, it’s been done.
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I think joodles is magnificent at everything she does. With or without distilled sugar.
@lolcat: The picture you linked was edited very very badly. The picture on here is like 100 times better.
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@joodles: Haha, and I thought that was just a stereotype.
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@dieAntagonista: Aw, thanks dieA! I figured I’m as much a bad-ass bitch without the alkohol.
@numb7rs: It’s so true, people really do drink way too much here. They do in the States too, I would imagine.
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@joodles: I wouldn’t know, what with living just south of London and all. Though I work in my Students’ Union club, so I’ve seen enough drunks to know there’s a problem.
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@numb7rs: Sorry, I assume everyone else is American here! It’s a huge problem in the UK too, isn’t it?
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@joodles: That’s ok, it’s a fair assumption to make. I can’t understand people that get to a state where they physically can’t walk. I’ve lost count of the number of people I’ve seen passed out on a Friday night. Sure, a few drinks can make a night out more enjoyable, but ending up being dragged home unconscious? Doesn’t seem fun to me.
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@numb7rs:
I’ve gotten there, but never with the intention of leaving the place I’m drinking, so no reason to be dragged home. Well, at least not till the next morning.
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good lord thats hot.
@joodles: so you’re saying your available…? whoops the restraining order, i forgot. i understand, your in ireland and i’m in michigan. thats like 70 miles or 397 hectograms. and i’m not ready for a long distance relati… i smell bacon
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@z4lis: www.flickr.com/photos/digitalpsam/3410635325/in/set-72157615584574720/ Yeah I’m going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there.
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24 Responses to I want to kiss you!
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But, but, ah, man . . .
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I could use a good kiss.
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I’d let her.
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“I want to fuck yoi”
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She always keeps one half of her face covered – and for good reason.
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This gives me teh lonely
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@joodles: Drink lots of beer, then go make fun of casemods. Other people do it and it seems to work out fine for them. It’s only a temporary fix though so you’ll have to repeat it very often.
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@Drunkin: dude…dude…dude… what are you doing man, what are you doing. you know you talking to a lady here?
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ma’am, drink lots of whiskey& rum, then go make fun of casemods. -
@joodles:
[creepy internet stalker on]Come stay with me. I’ll keep you company.[/creepy internet stalker deactivated] -
@ColombianMonkey: Well FFS man. How the hell am I supposed to know? I think I need symbols or pictures next to names to tell.
@joodles: Easily fixable problem you have there. As for the lonely part, join the club?
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@Drunkin: Naw, I ain’t gonna start the drinkin’! I’m better off without it.
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@joodles: True that. It’s a shame I’m a sucker for peer pressure.
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@numb7rs: And I’m Irish, it’s been done.
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I think joodles is magnificent at everything she does. With or without distilled sugar.
@lolcat: The picture you linked was edited very very badly. The picture on here is like 100 times better.
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@joodles: Haha, and I thought that was just a stereotype.
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@dieAntagonista: Aw, thanks dieA! I figured I’m as much a bad-ass bitch without the alkohol.
@numb7rs: It’s so true, people really do drink way too much here. They do in the States too, I would imagine. -
@joodles: I wouldn’t know, what with living just south of London and all. Though I work in my Students’ Union club, so I’ve seen enough drunks to know there’s a problem.
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@numb7rs: Sorry, I assume everyone else is American here! It’s a huge problem in the UK too, isn’t it?
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@joodles: That’s ok, it’s a fair assumption to make. I can’t understand people that get to a state where they physically can’t walk. I’ve lost count of the number of people I’ve seen passed out on a Friday night. Sure, a few drinks can make a night out more enjoyable, but ending up being dragged home unconscious? Doesn’t seem fun to me.
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@numb7rs:
I’ve gotten there, but never with the intention of leaving the place I’m drinking, so no reason to be dragged home. Well, at least not till the next morning. -
good lord thats hot.
@joodles: so you’re saying your available…? whoops the restraining order, i forgot. i understand, your in ireland and i’m in michigan. thats like 70 miles or 397 hectograms. and i’m not ready for a long distance relati… i smell bacon
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@z4lis: www.flickr.com/photos/digitalpsam/3410635325/in/set-72157615584574720/ Yeah I’m going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there.
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June 24, 2009 at 9:07 pm
that cat looks exactly like my cat, he’s trying to remember what happened five minutes ago.
June 24, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Cool looking cat, he doesn’t look like a pussy, no pun intended
June 24, 2009 at 9:25 pm
This cat will destroy you and devour your soul.
June 24, 2009 at 9:51 pm
But not before slowly killing your family in front of you.
June 24, 2009 at 9:50 pm
“Give me the Cheezburger, foolish human, or your life is forfeit!”
June 24, 2009 at 9:53 pm
lolcat isn’t very lol-like.
June 24, 2009 at 9:54 pm
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June 24, 2009 at 11:51 pm
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June 25, 2009 at 12:52 am
NO KITTY! BAD KITTY! THAT’S MY POT PIE KITTY!
June 25, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Kitty looks into your soul…
And finds you lacking…
Your elimination will be swift, and your passing will go unnoticed..
That is the Kitty’s way.