About Alexis Rose

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My family is from Alton, IL, where Robert Wadlow is from. Grandpa used to see him walking to school and he would have to rest every so often since he would get tired so quickly.
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It was a big latex piece that glued to my face, took a lot of scrubbing to get all of that off.
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"He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer...He's also a fantastic swimmer...he's handsome, trim and no one slimmer, and he will never need a zimmer!"
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Some of those Woody dolls seem to be pretty creepy...
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I have a friend whose dog would walk around with a knife it got out of the dishwasher if you didn't watch her close enough...kinda makes me think of her.

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Zombies!

Posted in Images on November 3rd, 2011 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Halloween, Zombies

The first photo is my zombie makeup from the Zombie Walk we hosted for the Lions Club here (I’m the president of the local club) the 29th and the second one was taken by a friend of me and my husband when we were standing around after the walk.

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   audsmaud (UID# 11231) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   November 3, 2011 at 7:23 pm

   

   For a minute I wondered why you had bacon wrapped around your eyes.
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     kikigoddess2 (UID# 15200) 0  0
     November 4, 2011 at 10:48 am

     

     Mmmmmmmm…….. baaaacon
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   lister_girl2004 (UID# 258) 1  0
   November 3, 2011 at 8:06 pm

   It was a big latex piece that glued to my face, took a lot of scrubbing to get all of that off.
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     magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 3  6
     November 3, 2011 at 10:13 pm

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     How big was the latex you used to make your chins?
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       audsmaud (UID# 11231) 0  0
       November 4, 2011 at 3:52 am

       

       Magnus, you’re a dickwad.<3
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       ghengiscon (UID# 8789) 0  0
       November 5, 2011 at 2:49 am

       That’s some funny shit
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   aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 1  0
   November 4, 2011 at 12:30 am

   

   For real? Come on. Have you ever watched a zombie movie? Ever? Even once?

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Tom Six-The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) teaser

Posted in Images on October 3rd, 2010 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Supposed to be worse than the first one…I thought the first one was gonna be so much worse. It was weird and creepy, but not nearly as bad as I thought anyway

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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   October 5, 2010 at 8:26 pm

   Probably the biggest loser ever.

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My artwork- “Love is in the Cards”

Posted in Images on March 1st, 2010 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites

A charcoal and pastel piece I did for a drawing class, have had a few offers to buy it, just can’t bring myself to sell it for what they are offering…

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   dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 12:06 am

   Maybe you should paint some more and sell those other ones. That way you still make a profit plus you keep the original.
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   tattoodles (UID# 1482) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 12:46 am

   Is this based on that Photoshopped image? Looks just like this, but with real cards and the A Photoshopped to look like a V.
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     pants (UID# 2794) 0  0
     March 2, 2010 at 12:55 am

     

     dick move brotherski
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     lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
     March 2, 2010 at 8:55 am

     lolololol
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   dorix (UID# 657) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 12:46 am

   Ah, it’s the elusive Lambda of Hearts and Zero of Clubs. Nice!
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   pants (UID# 2794) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 12:54 am

   

   why does the zero of clubs only like a quarter of a card?
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     dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
     March 2, 2010 at 12:57 am

     I think it’s supposed to have an interior design, like a letter’s instead of a number’s.
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     macio (UID# 2481) 0  0
     March 2, 2010 at 8:13 am

     It’s a picture of the zero of clubs. Looks like a jack but a bigger loser…
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   kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 3:19 am

   

   Very interesting piece.
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   barcrest (UID# 3907) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 4:44 am

   Why is the number 3 much bigger than the other letters?
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   hvymetal86 (UID# 2348) 0  0
   March 2, 2010 at 5:01 am

   What were they offering and how big is it?
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     lister_girl2004 (UID# 258) 0  0
     March 2, 2010 at 11:40 am

     its an 11×14, they were offering $25-$30, around here art doesn’t sell well. I’m trying to get better scans of it and maybe sell prints on DeviantArt
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       natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
       March 2, 2010 at 12:56 pm

       

       i think you should repaint it and clean it up a little
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   punkgawd (UID# 6997) 0  0
   March 3, 2010 at 11:18 am

   Hmmm… Seems like a friend of mine sent me this and said it was hers. Hope this is you posting this and not someone ripping this off and taking the credit for it.
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   punkgawd (UID# 6997) 0  0
   March 3, 2010 at 12:21 pm

   Okay, okay. I’m a douche. This is posted by my friend. Loved it when she text it to me and still love it. Me thinks it might make a good wallpaper for my comp.

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!Angry!

Posted in Images on February 17th, 2010 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Dark Humor, wtf

Have you ever been so pissed off that you started swinging a cactus?

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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   February 2, 2010 at 9:34 pm

   

   yes, yes i have
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   lhamilt2 (UID# 5952) 0  0
   February 17, 2010 at 1:50 pm

   HAHAHAHA!!!! this shall be classified as a great “WTF” moment!!
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   belbo (UID# 3882) 0  0
   February 17, 2010 at 1:52 pm

   once, I threw a prickly pear
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   mikoyangurevich15 (UID# 4228) 0  0
   February 17, 2010 at 1:56 pm

   We have so much to learn from third world cultures.
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     adrian (UID# 1075) 0  0
     February 17, 2010 at 5:29 pm

     I agree. They are so much more advanced in their anger management techniques!
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   thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0
   February 17, 2010 at 1:57 pm

   

   damn, i was going to post this picture
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
     February 17, 2010 at 2:40 pm

     

     no you weren’t.
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       thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0
       February 17, 2010 at 3:19 pm

       

       WAS TOO WAS TOO!
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         tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
         February 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm

         

         you know how I know? cause this image was actually posted like a month ago
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           magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
           February 17, 2010 at 8:09 pm

           no it wasn’t
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   dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0
   February 17, 2010 at 9:34 pm

   He’s not pissed, he’s just directing traffic away from the fiery accident.
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   evilpenguin556 (UID# 14893) 0  0
   February 17, 2010 at 9:52 pm

   On a different note, invisible surfboard.
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   barcrest (UID# 3907) 0  0
   February 18, 2010 at 6:31 am

   LOL Invisible surfboard

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Bronson brings home a friend

Posted in Images on February 1st, 2010 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Source: news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1000855/curious-dog-carries-snake-to-owners

A curious dog stunned its owners in Victoria by finding a large copperhead snake and carrying it to them on its snout.

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   alphgeek (UID# 7648) 0  0
   February 1, 2010 at 5:00 am

   Hmmm lucky it was just a copperhead and not something REALLY dangerous!
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     mrpsychic (UID# 276) 0  0
     February 1, 2010 at 4:08 pm

     True, but copperheads are still venomous. The dog was bitten and had to be taken in for observation.
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   lister_girl2004 (UID# 258) 0  0
   February 1, 2010 at 7:06 am

   Its better than finding a pigmy rattler in the house, or two rather. We did *shudders* Killing a snake with a blunt steak knife isn’t easy.
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     sticky (UID# 463) 0  0
     February 1, 2010 at 10:05 am

     

     My grandpa killed a water moccasin with a .25 caliber pistol.
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       rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
       February 1, 2010 at 10:04 pm

       

       What color egg did she get?
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   thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0
   February 1, 2010 at 12:22 pm

   

   ohhh. poor mr snake.
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   driver01z (UID# 4754) 0  0
   February 1, 2010 at 4:50 pm

   

   D’awwwwwwwwwwwwww doggie was jus trying to bring sum dinner
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   (UID# ) 1  0
   March 26, 2012 at 8:37 pm

   call me a liar but last summer i killed a cottonmouth using only my hands. i would have left it alone but it was in the water at a local swimming hole.

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Space Quest <3

Posted in Images on October 12th, 2009 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Space Quest, one of my favorite game series ever. Space Quest 6 (where the second photo is from) is probably my favorite. Space Quest 0 is a fan created game that is also very good.

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   fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0
   October 12, 2009 at 11:58 pm

   

   Best game series ever.

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Repo! The Genetic Opera

Posted in Images on February 7th, 2009 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Movies, wtf

I had to see it, bought it, strange movie but a great movie.

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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  1
   February 7, 2009 at 2:23 am

   just wanna say that i was the first to put a repo thing up.
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   outofocus (UID# 3862) 0  0
   February 7, 2009 at 2:27 am

   Is that Giles from Buffy.
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   brisingre (UID# 3327) 0  0
   February 7, 2009 at 2:32 am

   Yes. It is.
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   outofocus (UID# 3862) 0  0
   February 7, 2009 at 2:45 am

   @brisingre: awesome!

   (i forgot the ? up there… iblamethebeer)
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   dekay46 (UID# 2116) 0  0
   February 7, 2009 at 2:52 am

   BLU RAY. WATCH THIS. NOW.
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   kero (UID# 64) 0  0
   February 7, 2009 at 3:30 am

   

   A little glass vial?
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   dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
   February 7, 2009 at 8:28 am

   Kinda looks like a porno.

   And last picture, girl on the right, looks like a Paris Hilton blended with a cheap Morticia costume.
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   enoonmai (UID# 3361) 0  0
   February 7, 2009 at 8:57 am

   entertaining, but far from great.
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   sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 0  0
   February 7, 2009 at 10:31 am

   @Dreth: thats because it is paris hilton. She doesn’t get a pipe rammed through her head(only reason to see the new House of wax…)but does have her face fall off….
   @Kero: that goes in a gun, like a battery…
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    molossus (UID# 6636) 0  0
    February 7, 2009 at 10:35 am

    I didnt know they had released it!
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    piccochan (UID# 5282) 0  0
    February 7, 2009 at 11:33 am

    I was lucky enough to see this in Atlanta on the first road tour. Something about the energy in the theater made the film even more amazing to watch. Plus, meeting Zdunich (one of the writers, and the actor who plays Graverobber) and getting his and Bousman’s autographs was pretty neat. I would recommend it to anyone who loves gore and camp!
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    kero (UID# 64) 0  0
    February 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    

    @piccochan:
    I met him too. He has a GIANT head. GIANT!
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    kishi (UID# 3562) 0  0
    February 8, 2009 at 1:33 am

    

    @piccochan: I saw the tour in Phoenix, and, yeah, it’s definitely a movie that should be seen in a large group. I really enjoyed it.
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    hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
    February 8, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Paul Sorvino FTW.
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    putridity (UID# 5587) 0  0
    February 8, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Giles from buffy. His name is Anthony Stuart-Head.

    His surname sounds like a juvinile insult.

    Also this movie is awesome. Me and my housemates have been following it’s progress for years.
    the only thing I didn’t like was paris hilton’s underacting. She plays the part well but there are some scenes where you can tell she couldn’t be bothered.
    anyone agree with me
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    putridity (UID# 5587) 0  0
    February 8, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    ?
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    casemods (UID# 667) 0  0
    February 9, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    

    A friend on xfire claims to be in this. her name is razordoll or something
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    putridity (UID# 5587) 0  0
    February 9, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    @casemods: Razordoll? What were her parents thinking?
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    trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
    February 11, 2009 at 11:33 am

    @Kero: @SumoSnipe:\
    thats pressed somewhere against your anatomy.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    December 22, 2010 at 1:49 am

    This movie is prejudice against the non retarded.

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Playing House

Posted in Images on October 17th, 2008 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Politics

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MCS Profiles In Courage – Alexis Rose

Posted in Images on May 1st, 2008 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: MCS Faces

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   foxhollow6712 (UID# 2138) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 2:10 pm

   ……….por que?
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   mikebabaguh (UID# 2366) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 2:33 pm

   OH GOD NO
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   bright-green (UID# 3009) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 2:47 pm

   -Place mean soul breaking comment here-
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 3:24 pm

   

   trap?
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 4:01 pm

   hey alexis
   remember the comments that no one found you appealing?
   I DO!
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   mrpsychic (UID# 276) 1  0
   May 1, 2008 at 9:38 pm

   I’d fuck her, I’d fuck her all night long.
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   keytakenwithtongs (UID# 2198) 0  0
   May 2, 2008 at 12:38 am

   traps are not this obvious, natedog.
   it would not be a trap if you could tell so fast duhhhhhhhhhh
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   lister_girl2004 (UID# 258) 0  0
   May 3, 2008 at 2:57 am

   Thanks for the votes of confidence
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     chenoan (UID# 14265) 0  0
     November 13, 2009 at 7:30 am

     sweetheart, don’t post photos that are only gonna screw you over, the pose and up skirt is over the top.
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   dirtyghettok (UID# 179417) 1  0
   October 21, 2012 at 1:42 am

   

   Beau, you gorgeous, these lonely boys are just hating on what they wish they had. Besides there holding there pillow floating on nothing but hopes and dreams… Hit me up if you’d like to talk. This isn’t a joke by da by..

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Trinity Cosplayer

Posted in Images on July 3rd, 2007 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Fantasy - Science Fiction, Movies, wtf

On a little note, that is ME! That was a few years ago (Halloween 2004) and I was working for the United Way as a tour guide through the Haunted Houses set up all over Westminster College campus. And yes, I’m wearing a corset under my costume, got quite a few looks from the frat boys. Wasn’t bad for a costume made for under $15, I had most of the stuff already

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   kero (UID# 64) 0  0
   July 3, 2007 at 6:09 pm

   

   so.. pale…
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   jeros (UID# 127) 0  0
   July 4, 2007 at 10:35 am

   I’m going to be nice and just ask, why would you do this to yourself? you’ve seen the type of people who post here, and there are some who are nice to a fault, but a lot of them came from /b/, and don’t even know what nice feels like. Hell, most of them are still coping with their high school bullies, and will therefore lash out at anyone they can.

   You just opened yourself up to a world of ridicule, hope you’ve got a nice tough ego.

   On the one hand, me pointing all this out may actually serve to prevent the insecure little kids from attacking you. On the other hand they’re all /b/tards and little, if anything, deters them from a kill.
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   t-durden (UID# 321) 0  0
   July 4, 2007 at 1:41 pm

   To show Jeros has some validity, and only for that reason…….
   DO NOT WANT!
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   lister_girl2004 (UID# 258) 0  0
   July 5, 2007 at 12:42 am

   I laugh at myself for this picture, if I was worried about what was going to be said I wouldn’t have posted it.
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   reboot (UID# 436) 0  0
   July 5, 2007 at 1:44 am

   

   I don’t think you should worry about what’s said as much as what goes unsaid,i.e.
   *fap*fap*fap*
   BTW, which Westminster College are you refering to?
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   lister_girl2004 (UID# 258) 0  0
   July 5, 2007 at 4:37 pm

   I went to Westminster College in Fulton, Missouri. The same place where Sir Winston Churchill gave his Iron Curtain Address I went there my first year of college before I transferred home.
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   dreth (UID# 983) 0  1
   September 9, 2008 at 6:40 pm

   I don’t think Triny had a see-through babydoll. Or saggy tits.

   I love those towels though.

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The things we buy

Posted in Images on July 3rd, 2007 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, wtf

Poop!

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   redlolita (UID# 340) 0  0
   July 3, 2007 at 12:10 pm

   one of the only ways? there are others?
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   redlolita (UID# 340) 0  0
   July 3, 2007 at 12:11 pm

   on second thought, don’t really want to know.
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   July 3, 2007 at 12:21 pm

   Gunpoint?
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   evildon (UID# 270) 0  0
   July 3, 2007 at 12:34 pm

   It is good to leave in other peoples attics. Fish are too. Remember that the next time you help a “friend” move. MUHAHAHA
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   tony (UID# 373) 0  0
   July 3, 2007 at 2:07 pm

   I hate “toothpaste for dinner”. This guy isn’t very clever, is obviously not a good artist, but still has enough retarded fans to make it out there. Support good art and humor, not this shit.
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   purple-banana (UID# 655) 0  0
   July 5, 2007 at 9:04 pm

   Art and humor is relevant, Tony- I’ve got my MA in Art History with concentration in Renaissance-era oil paintings and sculpture.

   I love Toothpaste For Dinner and South Park.
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   reboot (UID# 436) 0  0
   July 5, 2007 at 10:09 pm

   

   purple banana is correct: art and humor is relevant. Toothpaste for Dinner lacks both. Where is Bill Watterson when we need him most??

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Buckethead

Posted in Images on July 2nd, 2007 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: wtf

Born in a coop and raised in a cage…Everyone should know Buckethead

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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   July 2, 2007 at 1:26 pm

   Fuck that, my bucket has always been far superior to the KFC one.
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   neuromancer (UID# 265) 0  0
   July 2, 2007 at 1:35 pm

   I will steal that bucket, and make Mr. Walrus happy again!
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   beep-beep-2-2 (UID# 280) 0  0
   July 2, 2007 at 5:47 pm

   

   When my brother was 4 years old or something, he wore a Happy Meal Halloween bucket on his head for about a year. I do not know why my parents tolerated it, but they did.
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   aak15 (UID# 306) 0  0
   July 2, 2007 at 10:09 pm

   yes! best guitar player eva!

   next to slash

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Warning U.S. Marines!

Posted in Images on July 1st, 2007 by Alexis Rose | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, Military

Warning: US Marines

Do not feed.

Avoid eye contact.

Do not provoke.

No prolonged stopping.

No flash photography.

No French reporters.

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   javboy (UID# 310) 0  0
   July 1, 2007 at 10:43 am

   lol sounds right
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   sticky (UID# 463) 0  0
   July 1, 2007 at 2:01 pm

   

   “I’d like to interview some Marines!”

   “Hello, I work for–”

   “Whaddya want, you pansy press boy?!”
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   lister_girl2004 (UID# 258) 0  0
   July 2, 2007 at 1:42 am

   Trust me, my boyfriend is a Marine, its appropreate.

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