natedog — June 2, 2008 @ 8:39 am

the plural of beer is beer, right?

jayarmstrong — June 4, 2008 @ 4:23 am

Actually the plural of beer , is beers

EpicFail — May 1, 2008 @ 6:46 pm

one time when i was younger i smoked some rose petals..made my mouth numb,i was drooling and couldn’t swallow any food

careful :/

Sarcastastic — May 1, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

OH FUCK YEAH…

…she has Oblivion!

imandynan0 — May 1, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

So you… have people hit you with video games in game stores, and eat roses?

Interesting…

whnastraeafls — May 1, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

………….gtfo.

Mack — May 2, 2008 @ 9:33 am

fapfapfap

colin — May 5, 2008 @ 10:03 pm

do you think your attractive? honestly?
and oblivion is always fun.
but as long as your on. its not
the fact that you even own it makes me want to catch my copy on fire knowing that i will always be able to associate the game with you know.
you have officially ruined my life.
thank you.

asphyxxia — June 29, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

I officially DO NOT like oblivion anymore.
You fail.
/puke

schulzbrianr — January 7, 2008 @ 11:16 am

I don’t know what you Clevelanders are thinking, but there’s only one flying whale, and I don’t see a bowl of petunias anywhere. 42.

wontbecivil — January 7, 2008 @ 11:27 am

Cleveland HAS culture?

natakamus — January 7, 2008 @ 12:08 pm

lol at schulzbrianr. SPLAT!

schulzbrianr — January 7, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

Also, I do find this to be creative (I’d say beautiful, but I’m a man, and we don’t say things like “cute”, or “beautiful” except when referring to girls), but, I have a feeling this gets tagged by graffiti artists all the time, and that would piss me off.

jadechimera — January 7, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

The Cuyahoga River Fire was performance art!

Hazard — January 7, 2008 @ 1:38 pm

Do you know who the artist is who painted it? I know Wyland has done a bunch of murals of this kind of bent.

ladyoftheorb — January 7, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

Yes, it was Wyland. And Cleveland has the Rock & Roll hall of fame, people!!! Also, the Great Lakes Brewery. “Burning River” is a flavor of beer.

We don’t have bowls of petunias, but we have bunnies in caves.

vwfreak42 — January 8, 2008 @ 10:31 am

Yay schulzbrianr!

“Oh no, not again.”

I have to say I love Cleveland. Born, raised, and having lived my entire life so far in South Florida, Cleveland really is one of my favorite places… you’ve got the FREE stamp, that great bridge with the angels, and the Jake is just killer!

But its that damned crosswind off the lake and the inability to deal with that much snow that keeps me from moving there.

UBERMATT — December 15, 2007 @ 11:32 am

spiffing… absolutely spiffing!

p.s with bonus hamster butt sniffing

Phyreblade — December 18, 2007 @ 10:41 pm

LAWLZ!

Kolossos — November 12, 2007 @ 4:54 am

Some sci-fi thriller/survival event thing is happen here like super smart sharks are going to attack or something.

Hepathos — November 12, 2007 @ 5:52 am

“I dared to dream… Rapture.“

inkbot — November 12, 2007 @ 5:53 am

hellooooooo tsunami!

Sticky — November 12, 2007 @ 6:00 am

Damn. Hepathos beat me to it.

Stock up on Adam, everybody, and don’t forget your trusty lug wrench.

phyreblade — November 12, 2007 @ 6:41 am

Man, Dubai has some of the most awesome megastructures I have ever seen…

Of course now I’m just waiting for the aliens from “The Abyss” to pop up and say we are illegally encroaching on their real estate…

Hepathos — November 12, 2007 @ 9:15 am

@phyreblade: By the look of the building, they desinged it…

nilbog — November 12, 2007 @ 10:53 am

Would you kindly send up some more towels?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — November 12, 2007 @ 11:12 am

You sure can build a lot when you horde all the money and doom 90% of the population to poverty and near starvation!

You can get a lot of cool shit done when you stop being so girly about the whole human life/no slavery thing.

Come to Dubai. We’ll fuck our own mothers if it means we can make a buck.

Dreth — November 12, 2007 @ 12:24 pm

I sense Captain Murphy is going to blow it up a few dozen times before he finds his happy cake oven.

knogoodidleft — November 12, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

you could not pay me to stay there

Caio — November 12, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

Dubai is fuckin smart. When the United Arab Emirates run out of oil, Dubai will still be one of the major tourist destinations out there. Next to Jerusalem probably the biggest one in the middle east.

When Saudi Arabia runs out of oil, it’s going to turn into the biggest Jihad training camp ever, because they spend unrealistic amounts of money on desalinization plants and pumping that water to gigantic cities in the middle of the fucking peninsula.

Dubai is the busy ant, and Saudi Arabia is the lazy cricket.

deuce — November 12, 2007 @ 6:53 pm

That building looks like a cock and balls. Coincidence?

LukeV1-5 — November 12, 2007 @ 7:08 pm

Do I detect a hint of trees? at the bottom?

phyreblade — November 12, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

LOL
@Hepathos: Let’s hope they don’t decide they want it back at some point in the future…

@Caio: Good point. Dubai is busy making a name for itself erecting all of these rich tourist attractions. Now I think we are actually more likely to begin the switch to alternative fuels before they actually run out of oil, but either way they are setting themselves up with a great alternate income stream…

@LukeV1-5: Yeah. Sea palm trees. Wow. These guys are goooood… ROFL

GlowMonkay — November 13, 2007 @ 2:35 am

dude… wtf? why?

also, Tsunami’s, wtf? No…. Fails.

I dont really understand the appeal… Sure its underwater… but whats it got that other structures dont?

Also, can you say Bioshock?

phyreblade — November 13, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

@GlowMonkay
“I dont really understand the appeal… Sure its underwater… but whats it got that other structures dont?”

Err… I think you’re missing the point. That question is like saying:

“OK. So thats a Dodge Hennessey Venom 1000? Sure it’s has 1000 HP, but whats it got that other cars don’t?”

phyreblade — November 9, 2007 @ 10:50 pm

Niiice… Specially like the little green led. nice touch…

fab — October 31, 2007 @ 11:16 pm

my eyes…. x__x

WTFBURGERZ — October 31, 2007 @ 11:20 pm

Bull-fucking-shit that’s sexy.

miss_guinness — October 31, 2007 @ 11:26 pm

Cutie!

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — November 1, 2007 @ 12:02 am

Abra cadabra…your erection is gone!

ohmybob — November 1, 2007 @ 12:34 am

She’s not that bad. As long as she keeps those clothes on.

Lisa — November 1, 2007 @ 2:29 am

I would say I can hear the strings on the corset screaming, but it doesn’t look like it’s able to be pulled tight.

Wally — November 1, 2007 @ 2:43 am

ahhh… AHHHH!!! ARRGHHGHGGHGHGHG OH GOD!! *tears eyes out*

… guess where her broom is?

THATS RIGHT, SHE ATE IT!! lol.

numb7rs — November 1, 2007 @ 3:48 am

Is that a companion cube in the background?

Why did you leave me?

windrider — November 1, 2007 @ 6:22 am

Overweight witch, more like.

ladyoftheorb — November 1, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

Okay, I expected the fat jokes, because you may have noticed through some of my other comments that fat chicks rock.

Why the hell would she eat a broom?

oh2ohz — November 1, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

Because she’s hungry.

ladyoftheorb — November 1, 2007 @ 12:36 pm

I don’t get it.

Kerry — November 1, 2007 @ 12:59 pm

I bet she gives great head….cause she’s hungry.

amiright, fellas?

schulzbrianr — November 1, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

That’s your grenade to jump on, I don’t like the thought of her teeth near my genitals if she is hungry.

ladyoftheorb — November 1, 2007 @ 1:10 pm

Well, I DO give great head.

Kerry — November 1, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

@ladyoftheorb,

You make Kerry go fapfapfap…

@shulzbrianr,

You make Kerry go teeheehee…

ladyoftheorb — November 1, 2007 @ 1:39 pm

Good to know I make you fap while simultaneously calling me fat.

Kerry — November 1, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

ladyoftheorb, I like larger women, they are WAY more fun.

ladyoftheorb — November 1, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

They really are.

Also, they have DDD boobs.

Kerry — November 1, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

YES!!! DDDs RULE!!!

phyreblade — November 1, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

Not all fat chicks rock. You, however, should start a band.

bajizzle — November 3, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

funny that, i wasn’t aware that DDD’s existed…

ladyoftheorb — November 4, 2007 @ 12:14 am

They do. I could prove it.

bajizzle — November 4, 2007 @ 11:46 pm

I’d think that the DDD is actually an E-cup (at least it is over here), but I invite you to prove me wrong, if you can. Perhaps i’m just ignorant? Besides, I’m sure the boys would love for you to post such proof.

phyreblade — November 4, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

Actually that is an excellent idea. I’m all about objective, measurable and repeatable proofs. You know. In the name of science. New physiological frontiers and all that. Seriously.

Lisa — November 5, 2007 @ 1:38 am

DD is the same as an E cup. That’s what I wear.
DDD is an F cup.

bajizzle — November 5, 2007 @ 11:35 pm

Ah, i get it - in Aus, after the DD comes the E cup.
In the US, it’s DD then DDD.
However, the cup sizes between the 2 countries don’t match up sooo…. the US’s DD is the same size as our E, and their DDD is our F?
I like how the girls that post here have decided to let everyone know what size their boobs are too… for science of course.

phyreblade — November 6, 2007 @ 5:56 am

YAY FOR SCIENCE!! LOL

Kero — October 27, 2007 @ 1:15 am

I saw it last year when it was out and it was awesome. if you love nightmare you’ll love it. i’m going again on haloween ^_^

ladyoftheorb — October 27, 2007 @ 1:22 am

I’m supposed to go on Sunday, I was hoping it won’t ruin the movie for me. I’m also taking some people who haven’t seen it before.
I <3 Danny Elfman.

shiroinohi — October 27, 2007 @ 8:39 am

It’s pretty much the same as the regular version, only they jack up the price to ten bucks a ticket to cover the damn 3D glasses. However, it is totally worth it to see NMBC on the big screen instead of my tiny one.

Hazard — October 27, 2007 @ 2:03 pm

The idea is so retarded, since the clay animated version was done to kick the ass of all the other clay animators. When you do the same thing in 3D, it loses the that.

Disney fails for rehashing :{

Hepathos — October 27, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

I don’t get it. Is this CGI, or the old footage remolded to look 3D?

silverflux — November 13, 2007 @ 7:12 pm

it gave me a headache.