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Wonder if they could make a homeless shelter made out of snow and ice... - Comment on silkworm
@vaxeh: I got tricked into eating one of those when I did a TDY in Suwon, South Korea. Needless to say I had to buy a bottle of Aquarius to kill the taste. - Comment on One Nation Under God?
Interest groups is a term that comes to mind. Though not forced, the Judeo-Christian ideology has a reigning status which is highly influential in politics and more than often bumps shoulders with the Separation of Church and State rule.
Hidden Necktie Camera For Corporate Spying
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Pretty sure it\’s been around for a while…
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Booker T. Washington
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Probably the best leader of the African American community ever.
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5 time?
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W.E.B. Duboise ain’t got shit on him!
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That’s right.
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This man was a genius and a great American.
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The original Bill Cosby message.
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looks like Governor Paterson
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BTW, those are his initials
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@Insanely Rational: i c wat u did thar
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How can you tell he’s black in this picture?
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@BowToMe: Frederick Douglass FTW
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@colonel-yum-yum: @greenie:
“reSPECT”
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@conan776: Don’t you mean FAWB, those are his initials …
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he looks like a gorilla
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@conan776: Frederick Douglass > Booker T. Washington. WEB DuBois shot down nearly every attempt by blacks to gain an social and economic independence from white America. I believe the plight of black people now can be traced to his lack of leadership in those areas. Not to mention this individual was an ardent socialist and communist in his later years. I don’t discount his works, if only people would learn to separate the NAACP from his true nature.
I tend to follow the Marcus Garvey philosophy on blacks in America: we must become an economic power in order to have equal social footing.
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5 time?
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W.E.B. Duboise ain’t got shit on him!
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That’s right.
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This man was a genius and a great American.
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The original Bill Cosby message.
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looks like Governor Paterson
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BTW, those are his initials
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@Insanely Rational: i c wat u did thar
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How can you tell he’s black in this picture?
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@BowToMe: Frederick Douglass FTW
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@conan776: Don’t you mean FAWB, those are his initials …
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he looks like a gorilla
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@conan776: Frederick Douglass > Booker T. Washington. WEB DuBois shot down nearly every attempt by blacks to gain an social and economic independence from white America. I believe the plight of black people now can be traced to his lack of leadership in those areas. Not to mention this individual was an ardent socialist and communist in his later years. I don’t discount his works, if only people would learn to separate the NAACP from his true nature.
I tend to follow the Marcus Garvey philosophy on blacks in America: we must become an economic power in order to have equal social footing.
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peanut butter wordfilters to nigÂgÂer
Tokyo Sunrise
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One of the best.
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Yes please.
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oh how I love the look of that city.
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…until you realize you’re in a densely populated place w/ more pollution than California.
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Yes please.
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oh how I love the look of that city.
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…until you realize you’re in a densely populated place w/ more pollution than California.
How to Be a Serial Killer
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Sounds like a promising career field to me. I should go AWOL and make a grand spectacle of myself before I get thrown under the jail…
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where do i sign up?
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Well, first of all I don’t use an ax, er… I wouldn’t use an ax.
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I can chock a person with my cell phone.
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Best weapon, arbitrarily set time bombs, especially with excessively lengthy fuses. They’ll never find the pattern!
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Well if you start at some high level business executive retreat and take out all the guests, hell they might build monuments to you.
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chock? i dunno what that it is, but it sounds cool! like kool-aid for adults!
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is this movie out anywhere? cause i couldnt find a place to download or buy, or a realease date
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where do i sign up?
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Well, first of all I don’t use an ax, er… I wouldn’t use an ax.
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I can chock a person with my cell phone.
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Best weapon, arbitrarily set time bombs, especially with excessively lengthy fuses. They’ll never find the pattern!
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Well if you start at some high level business executive retreat and take out all the guests, hell they might build monuments to you.
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@nobody knows
chock? i dunno what that it is, but it sounds cool! like kool-aid for adults!
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is this movie out anywhere? cause i couldnt find a place to download or buy, or a realease date
False Advertising
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Can\’t say that I didn\’t see this coming…
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i love tiny titties
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What’s with the watching TV? Got that far, a fuck is a fuck. May as well go for it anyway.
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hahahaha
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Ha. Talk about a left turn onto Unexpected Street.
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And hey, you got fruit. Kinky sexxing time!
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they should blend that into a smoothie, smear it all over themselves, tie the guy the bed, and blindfold the girl, and get funky
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They had sex then ate each others fruit. There is another meaning in there. lol
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Dude, with legs like these, why does she even need dem apples?
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Ladies can get by with hardly anything in the tits/booty department. If a guy aint got length to show, he aint got nothing!
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When i dance with a girl i like, i get a chubby and rub it all over her. Grind that shit! then i know she wants to go home and fuck! Never fails.
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i love tiny titties
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What’s with the watching TV? Got that far, a fuck is a fuck. May as well go for it anyway.
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hahahaha
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Ha. Talk about a left turn onto Unexpected Street.
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And hey, you got fruit. Kinky sexxing time!
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they should blend that into a smoothie, smear it all over themselves, tie the guy the bed, and blindfold the girl, and get funky
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They had sex then ate each others fruit. There is another meaning in there. lol
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Dude, with legs like these, why does she even need dem apples?
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Ladies can get by with hardly anything in the tits/booty department. If a guy aint got length to show, he aint got nothing!
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When i dance with a girl i like, i get a chubby and rub it all over her. Grind that shit! then i know she wants to go home and fuck! Never fails.
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Breakfast in France
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Sounds about right…
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Breakfast of ex-Champions!
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They forgot “daily does of MCS”.
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where is pastries?
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Oh fuck yeah! I’m there.
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What about Snails and Frogs?!?!? Cheese eating surrender monkeys~
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It’s just missing dried sausage.
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ITT:
Grandpa’s stereotypes FTW.
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Sorry, I’m cranky this morning. Last night was a micro-brew fest, and all the pot smoking and coffee in the world isn’t curing it. That, and I would kill for a real French breakfast. Best breakfast I’ve ever had in my life.
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@ColombianMonkey: This.
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Breakfast of ex-Champions!
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They forgot “daily does of MCS”.
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where is pastries?
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Oh fuck yeah! I’m there.
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What about Snails and Frogs?!?!? Cheese eating surrender monkeys~
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It’s just missing dried sausage.
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Sorry, I’m cranky this morning. Last night was a micro-brew fest, and all the pot smoking and coffee in the world isn’t curing it. That, and I would kill for a real French breakfast. Best breakfast I’ve ever had in my life.
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@ColombianMonkey: This.
Poopy Time: Children\’s Poop Shaping Tools
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Paraphilia much?
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there is no fucking way this can be real
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I’ve seen that baby numerous times on other baby advertisements. I call funny shoop.
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@Macol: That would be hilarious if it were, though. Possibly the funniest thing ever.
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It’s definitely a shoop. Look at that retarded logo…. Still, Fucking Funny.
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@Macol: Of course it’s not. Plus, the things obviously wouldn’t “work”.
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IT’S ABOUT TO GET POOPY!
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cool-aid for grownups?
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Ooooh, so it goes up the ass, then the poop comes out in awesome shapes like play doh?
FUCK YEAH
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I’ll take it!
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@AKircher:
OMFGLMAOGGWIN
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If you get the expansion pack, you actually can shit bricks.
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@Svartmetall: lmao
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@Svartmetall:
Well played good sir.
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Time to potty dance!
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there is no fucking way this can be real
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I’ve seen that baby numerous times on other baby advertisements. I call funny shoop.
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@Macol: That would be hilarious if it were, though. Possibly the funniest thing ever.
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It’s definitely a shoop. Look at that retarded logo…. Still, Fucking Funny.
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@Macol: Of course it’s not. Plus, the things obviously wouldn’t “work”.
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IT’S ABOUT TO GET POOPY!
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cool-aid for grownups?
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Ooooh, so it goes up the ass, then the poop comes out in awesome shapes like play doh?
FUCK YEAH
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I’ll take it!
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OMFGLMAOGGWIN -
If you get the expansion pack, you actually can shit bricks.
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@Svartmetall: lmao
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Time to potty dance!
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Bloodhounds Hunt Down Economy Crooks
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I found exactly what kind of music to play for this pic:
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I think we should string up Phil Gramm, Jim Leach, and Tom Bliley by their own entrails from a tree on a hot summer day and let the buzzards pick their bones. And throw Billy Clinton and Alan Greenspan up there too for good measure for being such fucking morons to go along with the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act.
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Now we’re talking: duece, you’ve actually gone beyond the surface stories spewed on the media and mentioned that little-known bullshit act. You know your economics…and method(s) of torture.
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@deuce:
What? you call thay torture, how about burning their
money in their faces? Letting them live out in the streets takind a shit on thier food, i mean
get crative.
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Personally… im just concerned with Chenney. I still want to know what exactly he’s worth. I bet you he is a majority holder in AIG. lol. Not to mention the money that has been siphoned through “Military Contractors” also probobly belonging to chenney.
Just sayin.
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@nobody knows: Yeah, but I was going for the visual. The problem with our current system is that even if anyone DOES come to justice, no one ever gets to see it. How can it be a deterrent if no one really sees it?
Now, having a horde of violent sexual predators crucify some greedy banker CEO upside down over a fire ant hill on live TV might just cut down a bit on these white collar crimes.
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This is a nice little circle jerk of people celebrating how their side is always right, and all the evils of the world are from the other side.
Makes me glad we don’t have larger problems to face in the world than bickering over who’s always 100% to blame for the minor inconsistencies of our otherwise very easy and privileged lives as Americans.
Just don’t make deuce eat the cookie again. I think he’s done it enough times.
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I think we should throw money at it until it starts working!
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We are in a recession. QUICK, everyone act surprised!
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@Paul_Is_Drunk: Sure Paul, go drink some more.
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BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS!
BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS!
BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS!
BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS!
BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS!
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Somewhere between prayer and revolution
Between Jesus and Huey P. Newton
That’s where you find Jonny 5 shoot shootin
Water guns at the audience while ya scootin’
Your gluteous max due to the fact that I’m tootin’
On the horn gonna warn you that I’m rootin’
For the other team in the culture wars
So I stab the beast belly while the vulture roars
YO JOE!
Let it blow with convulsive force
Til walls fall off their false supports
Til Jericho’s aircraft carriers alter course
And all brave young Americans are called ashore
Cause we’ve already lost the war they keep wagin
Splattering the streets in battles that keep ragin
Bloodyin each page of the story that we’re studying
Each day the same
just the names keep changin
Saying the same things over again
Repeatin the same slogans we don’t know where we’ve been
We’ve been all over the globe on our government’s funds
Leavin man woman and child dead bloody and numb
saying the same things over again
Repeatin the same slogans we don’t know where we’ve been
We’ve been overthrowing leaders with legitimate views
Democratically elected but we didn’t approve
How many times can the line divide
How many wars to uphold some pride
Fears uncontrolled just swoll the tide
Of blood in the streets while the people die
Im’a keep on tryin
Long as suffering’s multiplyin, and why not
Souls get tossed and left out to rot
My backs broad enough to help left your cross
As long as you help with mine
The process of healing will take some time
You see the pain on your face is the same as mine
Not a game or a race but the stake is high
We maintain our mistakes for the sake of sides
As long as it takes I’ll say it one more time
As long as it takes I’ll say it one more time
As long as it takes I’ll say it one more time
We need money for healthcare and public welfare
Free Mumia and Leonard peltier
Human needs, not corporate greed
Drop the debt and legalize weed
We say ‘yes’ to grassroots organization
‘No’ to neoliberal globalization
Bring the troops back to the USA
And shut down guantanamo Bay
Who let’em overthrow Jacobo Arbenz?
Who let’em overthrow Mohammad Mosaddeq?
Who let’em assassinate Salvador Allende?
I didn’t let them but they did it anyway
Who let’em overthrow Kwame Nkrumah?
Who let’em overthrow Aristide?
Who let’em assassinate Oscar Romero?
I didn’t let’em but they did indeed!
So don’t let them assassinate Hugo Chavez
Don’t let them assassinate Evo Morales
And bring back Martin, Malcolm, Medgar,
Hampton, Goodman, Schwerner, CHENEY
saying the same thing over again…
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Rising to the top of the World Power Billboard with a bullet is China; look out U.S.A.
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I think we should string up Phil Gramm, Jim Leach, and Tom Bliley by their own entrails from a tree on a hot summer day and let the buzzards pick their bones. And throw Billy Clinton and Alan Greenspan up there too for good measure for being such fucking morons to go along with the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act.
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Now we’re talking: duece, you’ve actually gone beyond the surface stories spewed on the media and mentioned that little-known bullshit act. You know your economics…and method(s) of torture.
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@deuce:
What? you call thay torture, how about burning their
money in their faces? Letting them live out in the streets takind a shit on thier food, i mean
get crative. -
Personally… im just concerned with Chenney. I still want to know what exactly he’s worth. I bet you he is a majority holder in AIG. lol. Not to mention the money that has been siphoned through “Military Contractors” also probobly belonging to chenney.
Just sayin.
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@nobody knows: Yeah, but I was going for the visual. The problem with our current system is that even if anyone DOES come to justice, no one ever gets to see it. How can it be a deterrent if no one really sees it?
Now, having a horde of violent sexual predators crucify some greedy banker CEO upside down over a fire ant hill on live TV might just cut down a bit on these white collar crimes.
-
This is a nice little circle jerk of people celebrating how their side is always right, and all the evils of the world are from the other side.
Makes me glad we don’t have larger problems to face in the world than bickering over who’s always 100% to blame for the minor inconsistencies of our otherwise very easy and privileged lives as Americans.
Just don’t make deuce eat the cookie again. I think he’s done it enough times.
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I think we should throw money at it until it starts working!
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We are in a recession. QUICK, everyone act surprised!
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@Paul_Is_Drunk: Sure Paul, go drink some more.
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BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS!
BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS!
BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS!
BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS!
BUSH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL MESS! -
Somewhere between prayer and revolution
Between Jesus and Huey P. Newton
That’s where you find Jonny 5 shoot shootin
Water guns at the audience while ya scootin’
Your gluteous max due to the fact that I’m tootin’
On the horn gonna warn you that I’m rootin’
For the other team in the culture wars
So I stab the beast belly while the vulture roarsYO JOE!
Let it blow with convulsive force
Til walls fall off their false supports
Til Jericho’s aircraft carriers alter course
And all brave young Americans are called ashoreCause we’ve already lost the war they keep wagin
Splattering the streets in battles that keep ragin
Bloodyin each page of the story that we’re studying
Each day the same
just the names keep changinSaying the same things over again
Repeatin the same slogans we don’t know where we’ve been
We’ve been all over the globe on our government’s funds
Leavin man woman and child dead bloody and numbsaying the same things over again
Repeatin the same slogans we don’t know where we’ve been
We’ve been overthrowing leaders with legitimate views
Democratically elected but we didn’t approveHow many times can the line divide
How many wars to uphold some pride
Fears uncontrolled just swoll the tide
Of blood in the streets while the people die
Im’a keep on tryin
Long as suffering’s multiplyin, and why not
Souls get tossed and left out to rot
My backs broad enough to help left your crossAs long as you help with mine
The process of healing will take some time
You see the pain on your face is the same as mine
Not a game or a race but the stake is high
We maintain our mistakes for the sake of sides
As long as it takes I’ll say it one more time
As long as it takes I’ll say it one more time
As long as it takes I’ll say it one more timeWe need money for healthcare and public welfare
Free Mumia and Leonard peltier
Human needs, not corporate greed
Drop the debt and legalize weedWe say ‘yes’ to grassroots organization
‘No’ to neoliberal globalization
Bring the troops back to the USA
And shut down guantanamo BayWho let’em overthrow Jacobo Arbenz?
Who let’em overthrow Mohammad Mosaddeq?
Who let’em assassinate Salvador Allende?
I didn’t let them but they did it anyway
Who let’em overthrow Kwame Nkrumah?
Who let’em overthrow Aristide?
Who let’em assassinate Oscar Romero?
I didn’t let’em but they did indeed!So don’t let them assassinate Hugo Chavez
Don’t let them assassinate Evo Morales
And bring back Martin, Malcolm, Medgar,
Hampton, Goodman, Schwerner, CHENEYsaying the same thing over again…
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Rising to the top of the World Power Billboard with a bullet is China; look out U.S.A.
Women’s Rating System
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In before the Repost Police.
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this is enjoyable but if we want to build a rating system we need to write a book.
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This looks like a good objective way of analysis… I’d add ‘ability to cook’ to personality though, and ‘legs’ and ‘piercings/tattoos’ to looks.
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my girl got a 70%. not bad methinks.
but, I was being a bit too strict.
Any chicks wanna do this on themselves? Would like to know how well the girls rate themselves?
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I wish there was an iPhone app of this, would be very handy.
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Where’s the one for us ladies to fill out for our men?
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@Hazard: In the kitchen.
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@Puulaahi: *applause*
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@rompSku: Be sure to show it to her and see what she thinks.
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This rating system is flawed. How can titties and ass be worth less than crap like intelligence and sense of humor?
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@RedneckPanther:
Yeah, boobs vs. ‘feistiness’…
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I decided to rate Joodles, she got 100% out of 100%. Women from Lemerick always seem to get that.
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I like how it’s open to interpretation. I happen to like intelligence, so I can count that as ‘high = smart,’ but if you prefer dumb, you could count it as ‘high = …uh, easily entertained.’
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I just realised… a girl with no legs could get 100% on this thing. What she lost under ‘walk’ is made up in the extra credit section of ‘sex’.
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@RedneckPanther: Don’t tell that to Sam if you guys are still together… She’ll go circus on your ass! 
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this is enjoyable but if we want to build a rating system we need to write a book.
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This looks like a good objective way of analysis… I’d add ‘ability to cook’ to personality though, and ‘legs’ and ‘piercings/tattoos’ to looks.
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my girl got a 70%. not bad methinks.
but, I was being a bit too strict.Any chicks wanna do this on themselves? Would like to know how well the girls rate themselves?
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I wish there was an iPhone app of this, would be very handy.
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Where’s the one for us ladies to fill out for our men?
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@Hazard: In the kitchen.
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@Puulaahi: *applause*
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@rompSku: Be sure to show it to her and see what she thinks.
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This rating system is flawed. How can titties and ass be worth less than crap like intelligence and sense of humor?
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@RedneckPanther:
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I decided to rate Joodles, she got 100% out of 100%. Women from Lemerick always seem to get that.
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I like how it’s open to interpretation. I happen to like intelligence, so I can count that as ‘high = smart,’ but if you prefer dumb, you could count it as ‘high = …uh, easily entertained.’
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I just realised… a girl with no legs could get 100% on this thing. What she lost under ‘walk’ is made up in the extra credit section of ‘sex’.
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@RedneckPanther: Don’t tell that to Sam if you guys are still together… She’ll go circus on your ass!
Beirut
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Damn good band. Check em\’ out.
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Listening to them right now. I must say it’s quite good. Worth a listen.
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One of the best bands around. Zach Condon is amazing (and quite handsome as well).
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At first, I thought it wasa picture of how they roll in Beirut, with like skinny jeans and accordians and shit.
And then I realised I’m old-er and my finger is no longer on the pulse of today’s youth movement 
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omg they look like crap. But I’ve already listened to their music. good stuff
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I jus’ don’t like his voice.
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i thought it was AKA BEER PONG
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The only song I’ve really heard was Postcards from Italy, and that was a year or two ago. I should give them another listen.
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Timeless music. And he looks like my Polish friend Dominik.
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way better than flyleaf!
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Get that boy a sammich.
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holycrap, i didn’t know their frontman was so young.
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Looks like some of the gigs I had in high school.
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@gregsauce: haha yeah DEFINITELY better than Flyleaf =P
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I like the song “elephant gun” by them.
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..Used to be. Flying Club Cup is among my top 10 favorite albums of all time. Their latest offering is a bit crap and a letdown.
One of the best shows I’ve ever been to, though.
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Listening to them right now. I must say it’s quite good. Worth a listen.
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One of the best bands around. Zach Condon is amazing (and quite handsome as well).
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At first, I thought it wasa picture of how they roll in Beirut, with like skinny jeans and accordians and shit.
And then I realised I’m old-er and my finger is no longer on the pulse of today’s youth movement
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omg they look like crap. But I’ve already listened to their music. good stuff
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I jus’ don’t like his voice.
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i thought it was AKA BEER PONG
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The only song I’ve really heard was Postcards from Italy, and that was a year or two ago. I should give them another listen.
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Timeless music. And he looks like my Polish friend Dominik.
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way better than flyleaf!
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Get that boy a sammich.
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holycrap, i didn’t know their frontman was so young.
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Looks like some of the gigs I had in high school.
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@gregsauce: haha yeah DEFINITELY better than Flyleaf =P
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I like the song “elephant gun” by them.
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..Used to be. Flying Club Cup is among my top 10 favorite albums of all time. Their latest offering is a bit crap and a letdown.
One of the best shows I’ve ever been to, though.
Firefox vs. Opera vs. Internet Explorer
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Another funny comparison…
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Does Firefox(with extensions) have combat vehicle armor? Cus combat vehicular armor would be really nice in combat situations.
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accurate
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repost. why would I approve a repost?
UGH, ALCOHOL.
ALSO: digg this!
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The first time I saw this I laughed my ass off when I saw internet explorer
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wow, this post has freaky timing, this morning I decided I wanted to try something different than fire fox, so I downloaded both opera and chrome just cause I haven’t tried them before and just a few hours later you post this. also where is the chrome at? I see ford focus for chrome, small and light weight.
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Chrome is like a little child, slow, clumsy and annoying… but he’s cute.
The truth is, opera is the best, but I prefer Firefox, I likes me addons.
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@Lamb:
I am not sure I agree with your chrome comparison I think Firefox is better but chrome has alot of good quality’s, and also what is so great about opera? it just doesn’t seem special to me, maybe i’m missing something.
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It’s fast, safe and very user friendly.
Chrome is good in the new stuff it introduces but kind of hits a bump at some old stuff:
1. It crashes if too many tabs are open (firefox slow your computer a hell of a lot and opera just stags a bit)
2. There isn’t any one button to delete my download history, I hate to have one and I want it gone fast (firefox and opera have this button)
3. It’s not as safe as they say it is. None are, but chrome is a bit weaker than both firefox and opera.
there was something else but I can’t remember right now… and probably won’t because I uninstalled it. waiting for a new version.
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@Lamb:
I dont know where you get your info
1. I just opened 15 tabs without a single problem, no crash and no slowdown at all.
2. yes there is, it took me 5 sec to find, just hit “customize and control Google chrome” and “clear browser data.
and 3.i.gizmodo.com/5177067/chrome-is-the-last-browser-standing-at-pwn2own-hacking-competition
so everything you said was wrong.
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@Jicty: Don’t get all personal… I’m talking out of experience… I’m not talking about 15 tabs, but more in the area of 60 or more (I might be ill).
5 seconds is more than less than one, thank you.
I don’t really care what it one, I got a virus through chrome and didn’t through firefox or opera, same sites.
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Internet Explorer’s full of WIN.
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@Lamb:
I am sorry about what I said at the end of my comment, it made me sound like a dick but also, I just opened 112 tabs in chrome with out and slowdown at all. and clearing browser data takes the exact same amount of mouse clicks as Firefox. as for the virus there are a million and one reasons why you could have gotten with chrome and not with other browsers, there are alot of viruses you can get in one browser and not another or it could have just been between security updates.
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No Safari?
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@Jicty: A bit like a dick, yeah… but no harm done. No, it doesn’t slow down, it crashes.. maybe it just doesn’t like my system, I don’t know…
It might not be as bad as I make it seem, but I still prefer firefox over them all. As I said before, addons!
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@Jicty: The only time I ever have a problem with tabbing is when I search for new music.
If you really want to test the validity of M[C]S user conjecture, open any myspace music page and load up, then open seventy-four bands they link to. Save all tabs as HTML links in a new folder (depending on which program you use, you may need to favorite them all in a subfolder, not sure.) highlight all and use Open With to open them in the different programs. With me, Opera stops speaking to me and goes catatonic, chrome runs away and the window crashes, IE locks my whole system at the speed of smell until I force-crash it with Task Manager and Firefox, it’s sure as shit not going anywhere but, bless it’s heart, at least it’s still trying.
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Aha, nice. I missed nobody knows’ clusterjudge while I was typing that.
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ROFLMAO…
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Does Firefox(with extensions) have combat vehicle armor? Cus combat vehicular armor would be really nice in combat situations.
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accurate
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repost. why would I approve a repost?
UGH, ALCOHOL.
ALSO: digg this!
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The first time I saw this I laughed my ass off when I saw internet explorer
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wow, this post has freaky timing, this morning I decided I wanted to try something different than fire fox, so I downloaded both opera and chrome just cause I haven’t tried them before and just a few hours later you post this. also where is the chrome at? I see ford focus for chrome, small and light weight.
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Chrome is like a little child, slow, clumsy and annoying… but he’s cute.
The truth is, opera is the best, but I prefer Firefox, I likes me addons.
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@Lamb:
I am not sure I agree with your chrome comparison I think Firefox is better but chrome has alot of good quality’s, and also what is so great about opera? it just doesn’t seem special to me, maybe i’m missing something. -
It’s fast, safe and very user friendly.
Chrome is good in the new stuff it introduces but kind of hits a bump at some old stuff:
1. It crashes if too many tabs are open (firefox slow your computer a hell of a lot and opera just stags a bit)
2. There isn’t any one button to delete my download history, I hate to have one and I want it gone fast (firefox and opera have this button)
3. It’s not as safe as they say it is. None are, but chrome is a bit weaker than both firefox and opera.there was something else but I can’t remember right now… and probably won’t because I uninstalled it. waiting for a new version.
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@Lamb:
I dont know where you get your info
1. I just opened 15 tabs without a single problem, no crash and no slowdown at all.
2. yes there is, it took me 5 sec to find, just hit “customize and control Google chrome” and “clear browser data.
and 3.i.gizmodo.com/5177067/chrome-is-the-last-browser-standing-at-pwn2own-hacking-competition
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@Jicty: Don’t get all personal… I’m talking out of experience… I’m not talking about 15 tabs, but more in the area of 60 or more (I might be ill).
5 seconds is more than less than one, thank you.
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Internet Explorer’s full of WIN.
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@Lamb:
I am sorry about what I said at the end of my comment, it made me sound like a dick but also, I just opened 112 tabs in chrome with out and slowdown at all. and clearing browser data takes the exact same amount of mouse clicks as Firefox. as for the virus there are a million and one reasons why you could have gotten with chrome and not with other browsers, there are alot of viruses you can get in one browser and not another or it could have just been between security updates. -
No Safari?
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@Jicty: A bit like a dick, yeah… but no harm done. No, it doesn’t slow down, it crashes.. maybe it just doesn’t like my system, I don’t know…
It might not be as bad as I make it seem, but I still prefer firefox over them all. As I said before, addons! -
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@Jicty: The only time I ever have a problem with tabbing is when I search for new music.
If you really want to test the validity of M[C]S user conjecture, open any myspace music page and load up, then open seventy-four bands they link to. Save all tabs as HTML links in a new folder (depending on which program you use, you may need to favorite them all in a subfolder, not sure.) highlight all and use Open With to open them in the different programs. With me, Opera stops speaking to me and goes catatonic, chrome runs away and the window crashes, IE locks my whole system at the speed of smell until I force-crash it with Task Manager and Firefox, it’s sure as shit not going anywhere but, bless it’s heart, at least it’s still trying.
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Aha, nice. I missed nobody knows’ clusterjudge while I was typing that.
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ROFLMAO…
Scientist makes clone of himself
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Robot maker Zou Renti (he\’s the one on the left) unveils his latest work – a replica of himself. Mr Zou, from Xi\’an in western China, has made more than 400 lifelike robots.
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just don’t replicate nerd and goth chick below please
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Gnarly. Now he can go fuck himself.
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@HoChunk: my god i was laughing for 2 minutes lol haha…
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I honestly can`t tell the difference.
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Noonien Soong’s great great great great great grandfather.
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Now he can read his classics while the robot fucks the old lady so she can fuck up.
I see no downside.
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@LukeV1-5:
Me either. All look same.
I wonder if he gave his robot a little dick too?
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He made the robot younger looking. Ah, vanity, thy name is Zou Renti.
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They look and feel Human.
Some are programmed to think they are Human.
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Look like his robot is just called “Photo Shop”
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IF THIS IS REAL I VOTE TO MAKE COPIES OF ANGELINA JOLIE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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@marcs: China and Japan don’t need photo shop
www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2006/10/robot-clone.jpg
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The robot is the one with down syndrome right?
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@HoChunk: LOL omg , i laughed so much
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@HoChunk:
If it hasn’t been said enough, that was funny.
@DeFlandres:
I for one welcome our new robot overlords
@ColombianMonkey:
Agreed, and several others to boot.
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SO LMD’s are no longer confined to marvel comics?
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It looks like he needs to channel his creativeness in a more productive direction.
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What, are the Chinese getting tired of shitting out billions of kids, they’re going to take a break and just make robots now?
Great.
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I’m Pretty sure Hiroshi Ishiguro already did this a while back…
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@rattybad: They usually go for males, since the Chinese government has an active birth control program. So now you have a country full of dicks.
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@RSIxidor: Am gonna run windows 7 64x 8gb ram ati 2875 X2, SSD 500GB, 4,3 Quad 2 Octo-mom.
wut you gonna run yours on?
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@ColombianMonkey:
Interesting choice… Personally, I would go for a Salma Hayek running a Quad processor Intel M/B with 4 Xeon quad core L7345 Procs, 32GB of Corsair DDR3-2000, and a set of Nvidia Quadro FX vidcards in Quad SLI configuration, 4Tb of high speed SSD HD storage, running Windows7. Heck maybe even a beefed up rewrite of W2K. Who knows.
But that way she can actually invent new sammiches to make me…
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@Phyreblade: dude your quadro costing already 10k. but i know that config. well you enjoy that. while i come with the new 128x (no joke) OS. make your rich pc. look like a beatdown mac.
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Although the robot looks phenomenal. Dont be fooled. That thing does shit all. In motion it doesnt look human. Just when its still. You know, like a wax work? Equally as impressive, in fact, more so.
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It only turns its head (very clunky way), blinks occasionally and opens/closes its mouth.
The female robot did a lot more (in terms of moving fingers, hands, arms, waist and vague facial gestures).
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@ColombianMonkey: Hey, I’m bulding Salma Hayek here… If you can build Salma Hayej for anything less than 50k, I’d like to see you do it. 
@parasitegod:
Yeah, the female ones were much more impressive. Actually the technology for a wide variety of differn’t robotic abilities are being researched separately by lots of other scientists and colleges… I’m just waiting for them to all reach prime time so I can put them all together and have a robot that makes me the perfect sammich every time. 
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just don’t replicate nerd and goth chick below please
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Gnarly. Now he can go fuck himself.
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@HoChunk: my god i was laughing for 2 minutes lol haha…
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I honestly can`t tell the difference.
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Noonien Soong’s great great great great great grandfather.
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Now he can read his classics while the robot fucks the old lady so she can fuck up.
I see no downside.
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@LukeV1-5:
Me either. All look same.I wonder if he gave his robot a little dick too?
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He made the robot younger looking. Ah, vanity, thy name is Zou Renti.
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Look like his robot is just called “Photo Shop”
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IF THIS IS REAL I VOTE TO MAKE COPIES OF ANGELINA JOLIE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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@marcs: China and Japan don’t need photo shop
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The robot is the one with down syndrome right?
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@HoChunk: LOL omg , i laughed so much
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@HoChunk:
If it hasn’t been said enough, that was funny.@DeFlandres:
I for one welcome our new robot overlords@ColombianMonkey:
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SO LMD’s are no longer confined to marvel comics?
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It looks like he needs to channel his creativeness in a more productive direction.
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What, are the Chinese getting tired of shitting out billions of kids, they’re going to take a break and just make robots now?
Great.
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I’m Pretty sure Hiroshi Ishiguro already did this a while back…
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@rattybad: They usually go for males, since the Chinese government has an active birth control program. So now you have a country full of dicks.
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@RSIxidor: Am gonna run windows 7 64x 8gb ram ati 2875 X2, SSD 500GB, 4,3 Quad 2 Octo-mom.
wut you gonna run yours on?
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@ColombianMonkey:
Interesting choice… Personally, I would go for a Salma Hayek running a Quad processor Intel M/B with 4 Xeon quad core L7345 Procs, 32GB of Corsair DDR3-2000, and a set of Nvidia Quadro FX vidcards in Quad SLI configuration, 4Tb of high speed SSD HD storage, running Windows7. Heck maybe even a beefed up rewrite of W2K. Who knows.But that way she can actually invent new sammiches to make me…
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@Phyreblade: dude your quadro costing already 10k. but i know that config. well you enjoy that. while i come with the new 128x (no joke) OS. make your rich pc. look like a beatdown mac.
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Although the robot looks phenomenal. Dont be fooled. That thing does shit all. In motion it doesnt look human. Just when its still. You know, like a wax work? Equally as impressive, in fact, more so.
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It only turns its head (very clunky way), blinks occasionally and opens/closes its mouth.
The female robot did a lot more (in terms of moving fingers, hands, arms, waist and vague facial gestures).
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@ColombianMonkey: Hey, I’m bulding Salma Hayek here… If you can build Salma Hayej for anything less than 50k, I’d like to see you do it.
@parasitegod:
Yeah, the female ones were much more impressive. Actually the technology for a wide variety of differn’t robotic abilities are being researched separately by lots of other scientists and colleges… I’m just waiting for them to all reach prime time so I can put them all together and have a robot that makes me the perfect sammich every time.
Wattstax
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The Wattstax Music Festival was held at the Los Angeles Coliseum on August 20, 1972. Often referred to as “the Afro-American answer to Woodstock”. Very good documentary.
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Images are cool and all, but when did this become www.MyBlacksploitationSpace.com?
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@oh2ohz:
When Obama got elected.
And admit it, that was a damn good explanation.
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i dnoo whats going on here but that guy at the bottom no not that one the guy over one yeah him he looks scared shitless. like some seriously baddass motherfucker just walked iknto his house and he’s like “holy shit I can’t believe that seriously basdass motherfuckinger just walked into my house!”
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wattstax? good question?
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@GridBurn: Lego stax.
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@AgZed: That’s Richard Pryor.
My parents had pics of this concert. It was a huge deal after the Watts riots in 1965. Much of what had been destroyed in Watts had not been rebuilt. They were just starting the rebuilding of Watts when the 1971 San Fernando Earthquake hit and diverted resources away. Again, there was the threat of rioting. This concert was a way to placate that civil unrest.
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Oh yeah, the guy with his arms outstretched? That’s Issac Hayes – Chef from Southpark.
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IMO the best part about this filmed documentary was the performance of “Son of Shaft” by the Bar-Kays.
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@oh2ohz:
When Obama got elected.
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i dnoo whats going on here but that guy at the bottom no not that one the guy over one yeah him he looks scared shitless. like some seriously baddass motherfucker just walked iknto his house and he’s like “holy shit I can’t believe that seriously basdass motherfuckinger just walked into my house!”
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wattstax? good question?
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@GridBurn: Lego stax.
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@AgZed: That’s Richard Pryor.
My parents had pics of this concert. It was a huge deal after the Watts riots in 1965. Much of what had been destroyed in Watts had not been rebuilt. They were just starting the rebuilding of Watts when the 1971 San Fernando Earthquake hit and diverted resources away. Again, there was the threat of rioting. This concert was a way to placate that civil unrest.
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Oh yeah, the guy with his arms outstretched? That’s Issac Hayes – Chef from Southpark.
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IMO the best part about this filmed documentary was the performance of “Son of Shaft” by the Bar-Kays.
Uptown Saturday Night
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Bill Cosby and Sidney Poiter star in this 70s comedy which would eventually be made into a trilogy, the followup films being “Let\’s Do It Again” and “A Piece of the Action”.
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Bill Cosby? Did the movie have a a sponsorship from Jello?
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@Sticky:
Pardon me, that should be “have a sponsorship from Jello?”.
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Harry Belafonte did movies? I thought he just covered Nina & Frederick songs and banged white chicks. (+1000 internets to anyone who knows who Nina & Frederick are WITHOUT FUCKING GOOGLING THEM)
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fcuk man what the fuck? are they cartoons or all they real? I CAN”T FUCKING tell! also bill cosby used to be a baddass motherfucker that’d make yhou be like “holy shit I can’t believe that basddass motherfucking just walked into my house!” if he walked into your howuse. he was like fucking bill nye or something. no i mean bob saget. always mix those two up coz they got the same naeme.
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i can’t tell which racist caricature is supposed to be Bill Cosby and which is supposed to be Harry Belafonte.
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@terwilligher:
Bill Cosby has the beard and Harry Belafonte has the gun.
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lets do it again (sequel to this) rocked
Bootney-Lee Farnsworth sucka!!!
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Bill Cosby? Did the movie have a a sponsorship from Jello?
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@Sticky:
Pardon me, that should be “have a sponsorship from Jello?”. -
Harry Belafonte did movies? I thought he just covered Nina & Frederick songs and banged white chicks. (+1000 internets to anyone who knows who Nina & Frederick are WITHOUT FUCKING GOOGLING THEM)
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fcuk man what the fuck? are they cartoons or all they real? I CAN”T FUCKING tell! also bill cosby used to be a baddass motherfucker that’d make yhou be like “holy shit I can’t believe that basddass motherfucking just walked into my house!” if he walked into your howuse. he was like fucking bill nye or something. no i mean bob saget. always mix those two up coz they got the same naeme.
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i can’t tell which racist caricature is supposed to be Bill Cosby and which is supposed to be Harry Belafonte.
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@terwilligher:
Bill Cosby has the beard and Harry Belafonte has the gun.
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lets do it again (sequel to this) rocked
Bootney-Lee Farnsworth sucka!!!
They Call Me Mr. Tibbs!
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One of the few non-blaxploitation movies during the 70s. Derived from the movie “In the Heat of the Night”.
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Ole Sidney kicked some major ass in Lilies of the Field. Love that flick
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(In Chef’s voice) Sidney Poitier?
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I would hit 70s Poitier so hard and all week. That is a sexy dude.
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i thought mr tibbs was that fucking hamster. you remember the one with the thing and he well fuck he was a hamster and what the else do you need to konw? Or maybe that was a hamberger……..
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Poitier is tits.
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This film is total blaxploitation.
In the Heat of the Night is a masterpiece; this film shits on its grave.
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@Ashley:
I disagree, but you are correct about it being inferior to In the Heat of the Night.
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Ole Sidney kicked some major ass in Lilies of the Field. Love that flick
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(In Chef’s voice) Sidney Poitier?
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I would hit 70s Poitier so hard and all week. That is a sexy dude.
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i thought mr tibbs was that fucking hamster. you remember the one with the thing and he well fuck he was a hamster and what the else do you need to konw? Or maybe that was a hamberger……..
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Poitier is tits.
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This film is total blaxploitation.
In the Heat of the Night is a masterpiece; this film shits on its grave.
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@Ashley:
I disagree, but you are correct about it being inferior to In the Heat of the Night.
Death Wish Movie Series
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Damn good collection, IMO
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Why is the first one in spanish?
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Charles Bronson – Insane Murder anyone?
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The original is a favorite movie of mine. I really liked one of the sequels, but not enough to remember which one. I’d guess 2nd, maybe 3rd.
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My folks killed these for me. They watched them everytime they were on TV.
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@Drewlicious: That’s french, in spanish is called “el justiciero de la ciudad” – “the city avenger”
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I’m rooting for another one to be made. Death wish: on his death bed. Hell be in his death bed, moving around the city in a rocket powered bed that has a gattling gun mounted to it.
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and another one when hes a zombie, dead wish
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@GorillaMunch: Rofl… How about “Death Wish 7: Avenging Zombie…”
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so many actors got their start raping and murdering Charles Bronson’s wife. Its beautiful.
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man I saw the first one and then the second one and then the thrid one and then the fifth one and i was like shit dude why you keep getting married? motherfuckers just keep on killing the bitch. just fucking stop it man i mean how does he even have that conversatoins? “well I got married and fuckers killed my wife so I killed all them and then got married again and some other fuckers killed my wife so I killed all them and got marrieda gain and then some other fuckers kiled my wife so I killed them all and then I got married again and some OTHER fuckers killed my wife so I killed them all and what you doing later?”
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“This ain’t ovah..”
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I’m not sure if you guys know, but Charles Bronson died of pneumonia (sp?) back in 2003 at the age of 81. His ass-kickery will be missed…
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Why is the first one in spanish?
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Charles Bronson – Insane Murder anyone?
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The original is a favorite movie of mine. I really liked one of the sequels, but not enough to remember which one. I’d guess 2nd, maybe 3rd.
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My folks killed these for me. They watched them everytime they were on TV.
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@Drewlicious: That’s french, in spanish is called “el justiciero de la ciudad” – “the city avenger”
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I’m rooting for another one to be made. Death wish: on his death bed. Hell be in his death bed, moving around the city in a rocket powered bed that has a gattling gun mounted to it.
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and another one when hes a zombie, dead wish
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@GorillaMunch: Rofl… How about “Death Wish 7: Avenging Zombie…”
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so many actors got their start raping and murdering Charles Bronson’s wife. Its beautiful.
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man I saw the first one and then the second one and then the thrid one and then the fifth one and i was like shit dude why you keep getting married? motherfuckers just keep on killing the bitch. just fucking stop it man i mean how does he even have that conversatoins? “well I got married and fuckers killed my wife so I killed all them and then got married again and some other fuckers killed my wife so I killed all them and got marrieda gain and then some other fuckers kiled my wife so I killed them all and then I got married again and some OTHER fuckers killed my wife so I killed them all and what you doing later?”
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“This ain’t ovah..”
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I’m not sure if you guys know, but Charles Bronson died of pneumonia (sp?) back in 2003 at the age of 81. His ass-kickery will be missed…
Cage
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Damn great emcee/lyricist. Debuted in 93′ on Pete Nice’s solo album. Started out rapping horrorcore, but totally changed his style in 2005 with his Def Jux debut, Hell’s Winter. I can’t wait for his new album, Depart From Me.
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Learn how to use / and \ you fucking idiot
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and wtf is horrorcore? it sounds lame-core.
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Everybody in the house say DEF JUX! Definitive Jux.
^For the internet-badasses, horrorcore is basically hip-hop / rap dealing with pretty dark issues rather than just talking shit about bitches and bling.
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@flex: Is necro horrorcore?
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YAKBALLZ ALLDAY SON…… Cage is too emo…
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cant decide who is more of a douche: the homo in the pic or the poster.
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@SteamUser: I guess Necro is horrorcore. Eminem’s even been described as horrorcore, I guess because of his old stuff where he talked about death and kidnapping his wife etc.
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Dude relax. In case you didn’t notice, when you submit a picture and you add text and it has apostrophes in it – because of some weird HTML bullshit, it adds a backslash before every apostrophe.
Ask Tiki if you don’t believe me.
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@SteamUserNotSet:
Agreed. “/” is not a hard concept.
@kuTTer:
Totally agreed. If a douchebag event happens and another douchebag doesn’t post something about it – did the douchebag event really happen? Does “douchery” always require 2?
@…the rest of you…
What the hell is horrorcore?? As defined, it is rap about “dark issues”? How cute. Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call it Emo-rap?
How about we compromise. Hey – Douche-core is not taken! Neither is Douche-Hop or Douche-Rap!
I say we vote for one of these three while Snarky is busy wiki-ing basic punctuation.
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@dieAntagonista: It’s actually probably php, not html.
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@ack:
What don’t you understand about “when you submit a picture and you add text and it has apostrophes in it – because of some weird HTML PHP bullshit, it adds a backslash before every apostrophe.”?
Emo-rap? Really? Well I could go on here about how you have no idea what you’re talking about, and that you’re the one who should be wiki-ing certain basic definitions, and that you’re brainwashed by MTV & co since you use terms like emo, but instead I’m just going to say, fuck you.
@dekay46:
Yeah, sorry my bad.
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I hear you. So what were you going to say. You were going to tell me how I’m an aggressive, pretentious fucking asshole, right.
Yeah it didn’t happen over night either. It wasn’t easy, let me tell you.
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@dieAntagonista:
Missed the bit about the back slashes… sorry there.
Haven’t watched MTV since about 1990 when it lost it’s last remaining shred of coolness.
As for the rest… sure, fuck me. I took your advice, however, and I check-out wiki. Not only is this the same crap I thought it was, it includes some older, steamier crap that did not normally associate with the genre.
Horrorcore (beside being a really fucking lame name) is poser death-rap. Slapped together to have that “evil sound”. Real popular with the suburban white boys to shock each other and mom with. Yawn.
My vote goes to douche-rap. Much better name.
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@ack:
So now you think you know what you’re talking about. You know nothing about these rappers, yet you think you already know what it’s all about because of some definition. I bet you 10 of your prejudices, that these people have written more meaningful poems than any of your favourite artists. Yeah that’s right. They’re poets. Anything else is a lie.
If you don’t like to listen to this kind of music, that’s fine. Everyone has different taste. But to judge their writing skills based on nothing but laughable prejudice is outrageously stupid.
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@dieAntagonista:
Which rappers? Douche-core or Def Jux? I don’t know shit about Def Jux. Horrocore… yeah. I know enough to be glad that it is dead.
Silly DieA, meaningful is in the eye of the poser. Hey, what’s up with you today. Do you have exams coming up or something?
BTW – rap is not poetry. It is rap. Poetry never stole a beat and looped it.
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“Do you have exams coming up or something?”
YES. Fuck you, you motherfucker. Fuck.
Stealing beats and then lopping it? Excuse me, we’re talking about fine rap, not about shitty techno. I don’t see you condemning techno for that.
If you don’t think that rap is poetry, well that just goes to show that MTV has taught you what rap is. Whether you watch it or not, MTV HAS CORRUPTED YOUR MIND. You should feel a little embarrassed.
I could be quoting now some of the masterminds that have written great, magnificent poems, but I’m not sure someone like you knows how to appreciate things like that. Kafka level, you know.
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@dieAntagonista:
Exams suck. You should have taken your week off and gone to Fasching in Köln like I did. It was the mutts nuts! Or you can argue (poorly) with me;)
Now them, what part of I have not watched MTV since 1990 did you miss? I stopped watching it because of Reality TV and Yo MTV Raps. Both suck serious cock.
There is good rap. I can’t deny that. The sickly, frat-boy lookin, white kid in the picture above might even write some. So what. Poetry is poetry, or literature if you will. Rap is rap, and technically music. However, I find the MOST rap lacking in actual music. I like my rap mixed with rock. But that’s me.
All of which is beside the real point: horrorcore is suburban poser music. Defending douce-core will earn you a spot in hell. Maybe even somewhere near my spot. Come over sometime, we could have bad sex.
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Fasching huh. Ugh. Yeah I wish I could have come.
What part of “Whether you watch it or not” did you miss?:p
I wouldn’t say he is sickly frat-boy looking. That’s really mean. But I’m meaner so it’s ok.
Yeah see, you’re contradicting yourself. That is such a typical accusation. “Rap isn’t real music”, but at the same time you say it’s not poetry, but music. So what now. My favourite rapper happens to be a poet as well. He used to rap, then he started writing poems. And now he has a CD out with his poems. But they call it rap. Interesting, don’t you think?
Yea I too like rap mixed with rock. It’s all out there. Saul Williams is one who does stuff like that. And he is also a poet, undoubtedly.
Check it.
I like especially this part:
‘Cause we represent a truth, son, the changes by the hour
And when you open to it, vulnerability is power
And in that shifting form, you’ll find a truth that doesn’t change
And that truth is living proof of the fact that God is strange
Anyhow. I didn’t say anything about horrorcore. In the end it’s all about semantics anyway, and it’s a bit ridiculous. While I’m definitely going to hell, I don’t know about bad sex. I always thought they had angry sex in hell.
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Yeah, stupid people can’t write it down properly. That should be, “that changes by the hour”.
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@dieAntagonista:
Look. I am gonna make it simple for you.
Rap music is music on a technicality.
Take it from me rap music… it’s like having sex with a toothless, filthy, whore with crabs, hairy genital warts, and a pretty good story about a sailor who had sex with the dry socket where she is missing an eye. Technically, she could be a virgin somewhere. Perhaps there is some small, stinking, pus-filled hole on her body where a penis has not been – making it, technically, virgin territory.
That in no way means that I am going to pay an extra $50 to tap her and video tape it for my friends to watch.
Rap is simply not music.
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Rap is simply not REAL music.
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Yeah that’s what people who watch or don’t watch MTV are supposed to think. <3
Your metaphor is nice and everything, but it doesn’t help me much because I don’t know any whores.
But I find it amusing that so many people are so simple minded when it comes to music, that they won’t accept anything that isn’t the way it used to be.
And for some reason, I am convinced that if rap a la 50cent wouldn’t be so big, you would probably recognise rap as music.
Techno isn’t real music because it’s mostly created only with computers. Same goes for all other Electronica. Rock music isn’t real rock anymore because there are bands out there like U2. Pop music can’t be meaningful anymore because of Kate Perry. And nobody produces classical music anymore because Brahms and Beethoven are dead. Yeah right. Thinking in a frame of such a small size is seriously painful. I don’t have the slightest idea how you do it.
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Yeah alright whatever. Whatever it is, it makes my heart beat faster. You can give it any name you want. Because that which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
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@dieAntagonista:
My metaphor would make more sense if I stuttered it over a drum loop for you.
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It is good to be a cunt now and then.
I, unfortunately, do tend to agree with you, so I will have to check out Saul Williams…
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OK. I checked out the link and played Ohm by Saul Williams.
That was painful – and also not music.
Was that fapping noise he was making some kind of beat-box thing? Was that the music part?
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@ack:
I like how you completely ignored the lyrics I have provided you with. What did you think about those? Yeah I never heard Ohm. Every artist has some not so good ones, you snob.
Try this instead: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1llNYAlYrc
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Whoa. I just read what Saul said about his track being used for a Nike commercial. This man is incredibly awesome.
“I received a lot of questions from some about why I would allow my song ‘List of Demands’ to be used in a Nike campaign. Ironically, half of the people now reading this post never heard of me until that commercial aired. That, indeed, was one of my reasons for allowing it. A small circle of poets and conscious do-gooders are not enough to affect the change necessary to shift our planet in peril. We must enlist people from all walks of life, people not accustomed to questioning the norm, people who may simply want to dance uninterrupted without message or slogan. I see no glory in ‘preaching to the converted’. Furthermore, I believe fully in the power of music and have branded my work with it’s own conscientious stamp and stomp of attitude fuelled to steal the show in the face of the nonsensical. Quite simply, it was clear to me that people would not be rushing to the store to buy Nikes after seeing that commercial, but rather rushing to youtube or itunes to hear or download the song. I even imagined those who would be rushing to blogs to question how I could allow this to happen and the subsequent discussion of the ethical treatment of factory workers and how new minds would be informed and enlisted in the struggle for ethical change.” — Saul Williams
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@dieAntagonista:
OK… I did skip the lyrics to play the song.
The Lyrics to Talk to Strangers are pretty good. I will see if I can get it to play later. The YouTube clip… I am undecided. Great refrain, but patchy on the second or third verse. Overall pretty good – for rap, not music.
I can’t help it – rap alone is just not my thing. Give this guy a band with a hard edged guitarist and now your talking.
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Hey Рwhile drunk in K̦ln, I staggered into a techno bar near the Rhein. Awesomely horrible!
Nothing but techno versions of 80′s English songs. It was funny for 2-3 songs, and then I realized that they were serious and it was going to continue all night in this fashion.
Then I realized that my only remaining options were techno or schlager, so I drank a beer in the street with some students and staggered off for a sleep.
Serious – you missed out.
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@dieAntagonista:
But I find it amusing that so many people are so simple minded when it comes to music, that they won’t accept anything that isn’t the way it used to be.
…Well put.
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>I can’t help it – rap alone is just not my thing.
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS ??? COME ON NO MEMO !!!?
@ack: you need to stop listening to whack wannabe rappper who live on a contract *cough* soulja boy*cough*. seriously if you want to hear the best come with me to the west so you can see that the real rap that is separated from the rest.
@dieAntagonista: YOU need to sleep!. not good for your health, not even all the kiwi’s gonna solve your body of not sleeping
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Damn, I post a pic…and the little boys come out..
@StreamUserNotSet: I don’t know what the fuck you were thinking talking shit about the / and \ BS. Change your goddamn tampon already. Are you always this nitpicky?
@ack: why would you even waste your time trashing Cage and hip hop music in general, seeing that you don’t like it? What’s your purpose for all of those comments? I also said that Cage USED to rap horrorcore, NOW he makes progressive music.
I think a lot of you guys need to step away from the computer, take a walk/trip/vacation somewhere and EXPERIENCE LIFE.
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Learn how to use / and \ you fucking idiot
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and wtf is horrorcore? it sounds lame-core.
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Everybody in the house say DEF JUX! Definitive Jux.
^For the internet-badasses, horrorcore is basically hip-hop / rap dealing with pretty dark issues rather than just talking shit about bitches and bling.
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@flex: Is necro horrorcore?
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YAKBALLZ ALLDAY SON…… Cage is too emo…
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cant decide who is more of a douche: the homo in the pic or the poster.
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@SteamUser: I guess Necro is horrorcore. Eminem’s even been described as horrorcore, I guess because of his old stuff where he talked about death and kidnapping his wife etc.
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Dude relax. In case you didn’t notice, when you submit a picture and you add text and it has apostrophes in it – because of some weird HTML bullshit, it adds a backslash before every apostrophe.
Ask Tiki if you don’t believe me.
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@SteamUserNotSet:
Agreed. “/” is not a hard concept.@kuTTer:
Totally agreed. If a douchebag event happens and another douchebag doesn’t post something about it – did the douchebag event really happen? Does “douchery” always require 2?@…the rest of you…
What the hell is horrorcore?? As defined, it is rap about “dark issues”? How cute. Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call it Emo-rap?How about we compromise. Hey – Douche-core is not taken! Neither is Douche-Hop or Douche-Rap!
I say we vote for one of these three while Snarky is busy wiki-ing basic punctuation.
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@dieAntagonista: It’s actually probably php, not html.
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@ack:
What don’t you understand about “when you submit a picture and you add text and it has apostrophes in it – because of some weird HTML PHP bullshit, it adds a backslash before every apostrophe.”?
Emo-rap? Really? Well I could go on here about how you have no idea what you’re talking about, and that you’re the one who should be wiki-ing certain basic definitions, and that you’re brainwashed by MTV & co since you use terms like emo, but instead I’m just going to say, fuck you.
@dekay46:
Yeah, sorry my bad.
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I hear you. So what were you going to say. You were going to tell me how I’m an aggressive, pretentious fucking asshole, right.
Yeah it didn’t happen over night either. It wasn’t easy, let me tell you.
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@dieAntagonista:
Missed the bit about the back slashes… sorry there.Haven’t watched MTV since about 1990 when it lost it’s last remaining shred of coolness.
As for the rest… sure, fuck me. I took your advice, however, and I check-out wiki. Not only is this the same crap I thought it was, it includes some older, steamier crap that did not normally associate with the genre.
Horrorcore (beside being a really fucking lame name) is poser death-rap. Slapped together to have that “evil sound”. Real popular with the suburban white boys to shock each other and mom with. Yawn.
My vote goes to douche-rap. Much better name.
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@ack:
So now you think you know what you’re talking about. You know nothing about these rappers, yet you think you already know what it’s all about because of some definition. I bet you 10 of your prejudices, that these people have written more meaningful poems than any of your favourite artists. Yeah that’s right. They’re poets. Anything else is a lie.
If you don’t like to listen to this kind of music, that’s fine. Everyone has different taste. But to judge their writing skills based on nothing but laughable prejudice is outrageously stupid.
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@dieAntagonista:
Which rappers? Douche-core or Def Jux? I don’t know shit about Def Jux. Horrocore… yeah. I know enough to be glad that it is dead.Silly DieA, meaningful is in the eye of the poser. Hey, what’s up with you today. Do you have exams coming up or something?
BTW – rap is not poetry. It is rap. Poetry never stole a beat and looped it.
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“Do you have exams coming up or something?”
YES. Fuck you, you motherfucker. Fuck.
Stealing beats and then lopping it? Excuse me, we’re talking about fine rap, not about shitty techno. I don’t see you condemning techno for that.
If you don’t think that rap is poetry, well that just goes to show that MTV has taught you what rap is. Whether you watch it or not, MTV HAS CORRUPTED YOUR MIND. You should feel a little embarrassed.
I could be quoting now some of the masterminds that have written great, magnificent poems, but I’m not sure someone like you knows how to appreciate things like that. Kafka level, you know.
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@dieAntagonista:
Exams suck. You should have taken your week off and gone to Fasching in Köln like I did. It was the mutts nuts! Or you can argue (poorly) with me;)Now them, what part of I have not watched MTV since 1990 did you miss? I stopped watching it because of Reality TV and Yo MTV Raps. Both suck serious cock.
There is good rap. I can’t deny that. The sickly, frat-boy lookin, white kid in the picture above might even write some. So what. Poetry is poetry, or literature if you will. Rap is rap, and technically music. However, I find the MOST rap lacking in actual music. I like my rap mixed with rock. But that’s me.
All of which is beside the real point: horrorcore is suburban poser music. Defending douce-core will earn you a spot in hell. Maybe even somewhere near my spot. Come over sometime, we could have bad sex.
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@ack:
Fasching huh. Ugh. Yeah I wish I could have come.
What part of “Whether you watch it or not” did you miss?:p
I wouldn’t say he is sickly frat-boy looking. That’s really mean. But I’m meaner so it’s ok.
Yeah see, you’re contradicting yourself. That is such a typical accusation. “Rap isn’t real music”, but at the same time you say it’s not poetry, but music. So what now. My favourite rapper happens to be a poet as well. He used to rap, then he started writing poems. And now he has a CD out with his poems. But they call it rap. Interesting, don’t you think?
Yea I too like rap mixed with rock. It’s all out there. Saul Williams is one who does stuff like that. And he is also a poet, undoubtedly.
Check it.I like especially this part:
‘Cause we represent a truth, son, the changes by the hour
And when you open to it, vulnerability is power
And in that shifting form, you’ll find a truth that doesn’t change
And that truth is living proof of the fact that God is strangeAnyhow. I didn’t say anything about horrorcore. In the end it’s all about semantics anyway, and it’s a bit ridiculous. While I’m definitely going to hell, I don’t know about bad sex. I always thought they had angry sex in hell.
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Yeah, stupid people can’t write it down properly. That should be, “that changes by the hour”.
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@dieAntagonista:
Look. I am gonna make it simple for you.Rap music is music on a technicality.
Take it from me rap music… it’s like having sex with a toothless, filthy, whore with crabs, hairy genital warts, and a pretty good story about a sailor who had sex with the dry socket where she is missing an eye. Technically, she could be a virgin somewhere. Perhaps there is some small, stinking, pus-filled hole on her body where a penis has not been – making it, technically, virgin territory.
That in no way means that I am going to pay an extra $50 to tap her and video tape it for my friends to watch.
Rap is simply not music.
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Rap is simply not REAL music.
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@ack:
Yeah that’s what people who watch or don’t watch MTV are supposed to think. <3
Your metaphor is nice and everything, but it doesn’t help me much because I don’t know any whores.
But I find it amusing that so many people are so simple minded when it comes to music, that they won’t accept anything that isn’t the way it used to be.
And for some reason, I am convinced that if rap a la 50cent wouldn’t be so big, you would probably recognise rap as music.
Techno isn’t real music because it’s mostly created only with computers. Same goes for all other Electronica. Rock music isn’t real rock anymore because there are bands out there like U2. Pop music can’t be meaningful anymore because of Kate Perry. And nobody produces classical music anymore because Brahms and Beethoven are dead. Yeah right. Thinking in a frame of such a small size is seriously painful. I don’t have the slightest idea how you do it.
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Yeah alright whatever. Whatever it is, it makes my heart beat faster. You can give it any name you want. Because that which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
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@dieAntagonista:
My metaphor would make more sense if I stuttered it over a drum loop for you. -
It is good to be a cunt now and then.
I, unfortunately, do tend to agree with you, so I will have to check out Saul Williams…
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OK. I checked out the link and played Ohm by Saul Williams.
That was painful – and also not music.
Was that fapping noise he was making some kind of beat-box thing? Was that the music part?
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@ack:
I like how you completely ignored the lyrics I have provided you with. What did you think about those? Yeah I never heard Ohm. Every artist has some not so good ones, you snob.
Try this instead: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1llNYAlYrc
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Whoa. I just read what Saul said about his track being used for a Nike commercial. This man is incredibly awesome.
“I received a lot of questions from some about why I would allow my song ‘List of Demands’ to be used in a Nike campaign. Ironically, half of the people now reading this post never heard of me until that commercial aired. That, indeed, was one of my reasons for allowing it. A small circle of poets and conscious do-gooders are not enough to affect the change necessary to shift our planet in peril. We must enlist people from all walks of life, people not accustomed to questioning the norm, people who may simply want to dance uninterrupted without message or slogan. I see no glory in ‘preaching to the converted’. Furthermore, I believe fully in the power of music and have branded my work with it’s own conscientious stamp and stomp of attitude fuelled to steal the show in the face of the nonsensical. Quite simply, it was clear to me that people would not be rushing to the store to buy Nikes after seeing that commercial, but rather rushing to youtube or itunes to hear or download the song. I even imagined those who would be rushing to blogs to question how I could allow this to happen and the subsequent discussion of the ethical treatment of factory workers and how new minds would be informed and enlisted in the struggle for ethical change.” — Saul Williams
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@dieAntagonista:
OK… I did skip the lyrics to play the song.The Lyrics to Talk to Strangers are pretty good. I will see if I can get it to play later. The YouTube clip… I am undecided. Great refrain, but patchy on the second or third verse. Overall pretty good – for rap, not music.
I can’t help it – rap alone is just not my thing. Give this guy a band with a hard edged guitarist and now your talking.
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Hey Рwhile drunk in K̦ln, I staggered into a techno bar near the Rhein. Awesomely horrible!
Nothing but techno versions of 80′s English songs. It was funny for 2-3 songs, and then I realized that they were serious and it was going to continue all night in this fashion.
Then I realized that my only remaining options were techno or schlager, so I drank a beer in the street with some students and staggered off for a sleep.
Serious – you missed out.
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@dieAntagonista:
But I find it amusing that so many people are so simple minded when it comes to music, that they won’t accept anything that isn’t the way it used to be.…Well put.
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>I can’t help it – rap alone is just not my thing.
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS ??? COME ON NO MEMO !!!?
@ack: you need to stop listening to whack wannabe rappper who live on a contract *cough* soulja boy*cough*. seriously if you want to hear the best come with me to the west so you can see that the real rap that is separated from the rest.
@dieAntagonista: YOU need to sleep!. not good for your health, not even all the kiwi’s gonna solve your body of not sleeping
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Damn, I post a pic…and the little boys come out..
@StreamUserNotSet: I don’t know what the fuck you were thinking talking shit about the / and \ BS. Change your goddamn tampon already. Are you always this nitpicky?
@ack: why would you even waste your time trashing Cage and hip hop music in general, seeing that you don’t like it? What’s your purpose for all of those comments? I also said that Cage USED to rap horrorcore, NOW he makes progressive music.
I think a lot of you guys need to step away from the computer, take a walk/trip/vacation somewhere and EXPERIENCE LIFE.
Geek 1.0 and Geek 2.0
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The evolution of the geek.
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Seen this before and I still _hate_ this image. Geeks come in plenty of different types, and we refer to this type as the “douchebag”.
My personal feeling is that this is the image of a Mac-toting, self-loving idiot, not necessarily a geek.
Le sigh.
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Most can be seen toting their girlfriend replacements (a.k.a. friend isolators, a.k.a. iPhones).
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@placatedmayhem: I agree. Any douche can wear a black tee and jeans and buy the latest gadgets, surfing the web at will and acting like…well, like you said, a douchebag. Geekiness goes deeper than the functions of your watch.
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forgot bluetooth headset (one on each ear none-the-less, for cellphone and PS3, you can never be too well connected)
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Somebody is confused. Geek 1.0 is more nerd than geek.
I resent the fact that the word “Geek” has been mainstreamed.
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lets not forget.. 2.0 gets paid more
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@Elepski: Wrong. All those jobs that were seen as guru positions and paid loads of money back in the day are now hamster in the wheel jobs and are paid buttkiss.
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@rattybad: Indeed. Only way you can assert your geek-hood is by doing things. To take the Jeff Foxworthy approach, if more than a few people call you their “personal tech support”, you might be a certifiable geek. Just one of many possible indicators.
@Elepski and @outofocus: The unfortunate reality is that pay does not always increase with technical ability. Now, compared to everybody he graduated high school with, yeah, he’s probably making a good bit more than the average (my personal experience, anyway).
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@placatedmayhem: A bit more than average doesn’t mean much here in Silicon Valley where the line for low income when it comes to housing ends at $52k/yr.
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Let’s looks at it this way.
Bill Gates is the archetypal geek 1.0.
The second geek has a mac.
Bill Gates is ridiculously wealthy.
Macs are meant for art students and hipsters. Neither of which are usually very wealthy.
Except maybe the hipsters.
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Phail. Geek 2.0 is actually Geek v1.8.45.b.
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BLASPHEMY!!!!
you can only be a true geek if you have a PC!!!!!
I WILL NEVER OWN A MAC!!!!!!
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So basically you are saying linux people aren’t geeks.
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roleplay handbook
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Seen this before and I still _hate_ this image. Geeks come in plenty of different types, and we refer to this type as the “douchebag”.
My personal feeling is that this is the image of a Mac-toting, self-loving idiot, not necessarily a geek.
Le sigh.
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Most can be seen toting their girlfriend replacements (a.k.a. friend isolators, a.k.a. iPhones).
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@placatedmayhem: I agree. Any douche can wear a black tee and jeans and buy the latest gadgets, surfing the web at will and acting like…well, like you said, a douchebag. Geekiness goes deeper than the functions of your watch.
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forgot bluetooth headset (one on each ear none-the-less, for cellphone and PS3, you can never be too well connected)
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Somebody is confused. Geek 1.0 is more nerd than geek.
I resent the fact that the word “Geek” has been mainstreamed.
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lets not forget.. 2.0 gets paid more
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@Elepski: Wrong. All those jobs that were seen as guru positions and paid loads of money back in the day are now hamster in the wheel jobs and are paid buttkiss.
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@rattybad: Indeed. Only way you can assert your geek-hood is by doing things. To take the Jeff Foxworthy approach, if more than a few people call you their “personal tech support”, you might be a certifiable geek. Just one of many possible indicators.
@Elepski and @outofocus: The unfortunate reality is that pay does not always increase with technical ability. Now, compared to everybody he graduated high school with, yeah, he’s probably making a good bit more than the average (my personal experience, anyway).
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@placatedmayhem: A bit more than average doesn’t mean much here in Silicon Valley where the line for low income when it comes to housing ends at $52k/yr.
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Let’s looks at it this way.
Bill Gates is the archetypal geek 1.0.
The second geek has a mac.
Bill Gates is ridiculously wealthy.
Macs are meant for art students and hipsters. Neither of which are usually very wealthy.
Except maybe the hipsters.
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Phail. Geek 2.0 is actually Geek v1.8.45.b.
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BLASPHEMY!!!!
you can only be a true geek if you have a PC!!!!!
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So basically you are saying linux people aren’t geeks.
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Butt Sweets
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Hey, doesn\’t surprise me. They do teh gay out in the Middle East.
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poorly translated idafa structure?
My guess is cigarette shop that meant to translate “butt sweets” into “sweet butts”, still making for a funny homosexual joke. My arabic isn’t very good though and I could be wwaaaayyyyy off on what they meant.
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Har dee har their words look like smiley faeces
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Maybe its supposed to be butt sweats?
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Either way it’s funny
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They have unicorns in there that shit rainbow jello and chocolate bunnies.
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poorly translated idafa structure?
My guess is cigarette shop that meant to translate “butt sweets” into “sweet butts”, still making for a funny homosexual joke. My arabic isn’t very good though and I could be wwaaaayyyyy off on what they meant.
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Har dee har their words look like smiley faeces
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MF DOOM
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One of the best underground/alternative rappers to date. Subject matter consists of a lot of comic book-based themes.
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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HOLY SHIT. I absolutely LOVE MF DOOM! Madvillain. DangerDoom!
Snarky Parker has some dope taste there. And I was so convinced I was the only one on this site.
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@Puulaahi: That’s what I thought too
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@Puulaahi:
probably one of my favorite movies. bitchin’ line.
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@dieAntagonista: Nah, you’re not alone in MF DOOM love.
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don’t forget his love for food.
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Looks like Victor had a rough night.
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Just listened to Madvillain and DangerDoom and liked them. Didn’t care so much for Dead Bent.
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@dieAntagonista: Wow, hot and great taste in “underground” rap. Say you love Jedi Mind Tricks or The Coup and I may lose it.
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Why thank you. Oh come on, Jedi Mind Tricks is like part of the basics, of course I’m a fan. Although I haven’t heard of The Coup. But since you have exceptional taste yourself, I’d say I should check them out.
This site is getting better every day.
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yay for mf doom
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this gets put up, but lux doesn’t?
wah wah wah.
btw,
i’m still waiting for the ghostface/doom collab.
>:/
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this mask thing kinda reminds me of this german rapper ‘sido’..
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Mask reminds me of the villain in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
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doom rulz
me especially likes the king geedorah
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yeah, guest spot by ghostface was nice.. my favorite is still the track MF did with the Herbaliser ¨It Ain´t Nutting¨
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V56emC_bA
Something Wicked This Way Comes (the herbaliser) is a pretty sick album, and everyone (ever) should track down a copy.
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Fancy Clown, Srange Ways, All Caps, so many awesome tracks. And Jedi Mind Tricks owns also.
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
-
HOLY SHIT. I absolutely LOVE MF DOOM! Madvillain. DangerDoom!
Snarky Parker has some dope taste there. And I was so convinced I was the only one on this site.
-
@Puulaahi: That’s what I thought too
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@Puulaahi:
probably one of my favorite movies. bitchin’ line. -
@dieAntagonista: Nah, you’re not alone in MF DOOM love.
-
don’t forget his love for food.
-
Looks like Victor had a rough night.
-
Just listened to Madvillain and DangerDoom and liked them. Didn’t care so much for Dead Bent.
-
@dieAntagonista: Wow, hot and great taste in “underground” rap. Say you love Jedi Mind Tricks or The Coup and I may lose it.
-
Why thank you. Oh come on, Jedi Mind Tricks is like part of the basics, of course I’m a fan. Although I haven’t heard of The Coup. But since you have exceptional taste yourself, I’d say I should check them out.
This site is getting better every day.
-
yay for mf doom
-
this gets put up, but lux doesn’t?
wah wah wah.btw,
i’m still waiting for the ghostface/doom collab.
>:/ -
this mask thing kinda reminds me of this german rapper ‘sido’..
-
Mask reminds me of the villain in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
-
doom rulz
me especially likes the king geedorah -
yeah, guest spot by ghostface was nice.. my favorite is still the track MF did with the Herbaliser ¨It Ain´t Nutting¨
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V56emC_bA
Something Wicked This Way Comes (the herbaliser) is a pretty sick album, and everyone (ever) should track down a copy.
-
Fancy Clown, Srange Ways, All Caps, so many awesome tracks. And Jedi Mind Tricks owns also.
May 4, 2009 at 4:00 am
I…want…that…and things like it
May 4, 2009 at 5:34 am
Casemods, the last time you wore a tie was at your grampa’s funeral, and even then you stole it off of the corpse display.
May 4, 2009 at 8:41 am
iron your shirt dood
May 4, 2009 at 8:52 am
This is why I leave my button-up shirts hanging. They tend to smooth out…
May 4, 2009 at 9:02 am
I don’t see any reason they couldn’t have used a real tie.
May 4, 2009 at 9:39 am
@greytone: because a lot of people who want to run around with a spycam, have no idea how to tie one.
May 4, 2009 at 11:38 am
Polka-dot tie w/ striped shirt? Very daring fashion choice.
May 4, 2009 at 11:39 am
So tell me Star, how do you tie a spycam?
May 4, 2009 at 12:45 pm
how do i shot incriminating evidence
May 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm
@nyokki: I was thinking that it was daring wearing a short sleeved shirt at all with a tie.
May 4, 2009 at 8:10 pm
@twosticks: Ah, you’re right. I was so blinded by the clash of patterns that I didn’t notice it.
May 4, 2009 at 8:55 pm
damn i would never want to spy so bad i would wear that fugly tie. get a good phone and ur set.