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Posted in Images on March 26th, 2011 by Jesus Christ | Report This Post |

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Are always related.

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chenoan (UID# 14265) 1 0
March 25, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Well.
It is Caturday.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 1 0
March 25, 2011 at 11:51 pm

I like the first one.

monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0 0
March 26, 2011 at 5:07 am

4th is full of win! finally after 2 years i see a cat eating a cheezburger!

dooood (UID# 8810) 0 1
March 26, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Well, to be honest, we’re not SURE it has cheez on it.

(Yes, the spelling was intentional.)

kikigoddess2 (UID# 15200) 0 0
March 26, 2011 at 1:36 pm

I am glad to see that you finally bought a few plants.

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How to catch a mouse.

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Or you could be an asshole and kill it with a glue trap, mouse trap, or poisoning, if you were so inclined.

But me? I let the little fuckers go.

inb4 stories of animal abuse at Ross or some shit

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bstaples (UID# 6783) 2 4
March 25, 2011 at 8:38 pm

And then you fill that shit up with scalding hot water because fuck mice

rebelyell2006 (UID# 3264) 0 2
March 25, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Did you know that you can kill a mouse by hitting it over the head with a PVC pipe? They have very fragile bones and spines.

And fuck mice, they spread disease and cause more property damage than termites and those fucking squirrels that ate their way into my attic.

jackster85 (UID# 43950) 1 2
March 25, 2011 at 9:04 pm

Sweet let me release the mouse so that it can get back into my or someoneelse’s house.

Sounds like a plan.

pro_junior (UID# 7620) 1 0
March 25, 2011 at 11:29 pm

“animal abuse at Ross” heh

nyoki (UID# 3444) 1 0
March 25, 2011 at 11:58 pm

Kitty takes care of indoor pest control and puppy deals w/ the outdoor ones.

ian356094 (UID# 3738) 1 0
March 26, 2011 at 1:49 am

You pansies and your problems.

I have to deal with dragons.

monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 3 0
March 26, 2011 at 5:20 am

fucking Asians lol more like a tsunami

aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 0 0
March 26, 2011 at 6:31 am

oh my.

billcar50 (UID# 3453) 0 0
March 26, 2011 at 8:14 am

Indeed.

cy85 (UID# 10671) 0 0
March 26, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Well what the fuck, Aquaman? I don’t see you helping the situation on CNN.

sleepyjoe256 (UID# 4500) 1 0
March 27, 2011 at 1:19 pm

That’s because he can’t do shit on land.

inphosys (UID# 11454) 0 0
March 26, 2011 at 11:47 am

unless you released it across town, it’s back in your house, pissing on your cotton balls

kavendek (UID# 6972) 0 0
March 26, 2011 at 5:09 pm

I caught a mouse at work with an empty cough drop box. That guy could climb walls though and run like a beast, but I got him. Trapping isn’t nearly as fun as the chase.

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My new hat.

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I just got this hat at Ross for twelve dollars (had to bum it off of my dad). I really think it brings out my natural coloring and makes me look very fashionable. What does m[c]s think?

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Are always related.

Then and now.

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figosound (UID# 16176) 2 0
February 2, 2011 at 12:25 pm

i haz a cuteness related seizure – fo’sho!

theo11 (UID# 3291) 0 0
February 2, 2011 at 12:58 pm

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

hochunk (UID# 5604) 0 0
February 2, 2011 at 1:36 pm

D’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

nyoki (UID# 3444) 1 0
February 2, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Your dad done good on this one.

dreth (UID# 983) 1 0
February 2, 2011 at 6:11 pm

AAAA fucking WWWWWW

aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 0 0
February 2, 2011 at 7:15 pm

Those kids love their babies.

chenoan (UID# 14265) 1 0
February 3, 2011 at 2:10 am

ITSOWITTLEANDTINYANDOHLAWD
squeep.

demon (UID# 2630) 1 0
February 3, 2011 at 3:09 am

“Then” is the cutest fucking thing I`ve ever seen.

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My proto-type.

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I think my Dad’s going to be impressed with this one. Maybe he’ll actually do something for me for once… yeah, maybe…

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lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4 0
February 2, 2011 at 11:24 am

Took me a second, but I lol’d eventually.

kikigoddess2 (UID# 15200) 1 0
February 2, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Your dad hates you, remember?

tggeko (UID# 2562) 2 1
February 2, 2011 at 3:59 pm

I don’t know. It’s got to be put into the evolutionary back log. We might not see this for a couple million years. I mean, it’s not like God can just poof this shit into existence like some kinda fuckin’ wizard.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 1 0
February 2, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Hold your breath til he accedes.

sticky (UID# 463) 1 0
February 2, 2011 at 7:05 pm

Come at me bro

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Why slug better snail.

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I mean, obviously.

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colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0 0
November 15, 2010 at 5:27 am

Looks like NK’s English lessons are paying off. I nearly understood him on this one.

nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0 0
November 15, 2010 at 12:40 pm

fucking jesus didn’t pay for the lesson.

sticky (UID# 463) 0 0
November 15, 2010 at 11:07 am

who wrote this is faget. snail better slug than

jadechimera (UID# 1821) 0 0
November 15, 2010 at 11:38 am

God loves all his gastropods.

reboot (UID# 436) 0 0
November 15, 2010 at 12:04 pm

As someone who has a garden, I hate them both :p

stolid (UID# 1669) 0 0
November 15, 2010 at 4:40 pm

TIKI YOUR ADS ARE INDUCING SEIZURES. WHERE’S MY FIREFOX AND CAPS LOCK BUTTON?

(yes, i know they arent YOUR ads)

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My pet cat.

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I haven’t submitted anything for a while so I thought I’d submit some pics of my cat.

Her name is Baldwin. She is my pride and joy. I got her as a kitten when I was ten years old. She’s ten years old now and some of the pics you see are of her out on her walks. She became indoor only when we moved out of my parents house and into an apartment.

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akmay (UID# 1596) 0 0
August 28, 2010 at 9:40 pm

black cats are the best kind

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
August 29, 2010 at 7:07 am

Thank you. C:

sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0 0
August 28, 2010 at 9:42 pm

She looks like a skinny version of my current cat with the name of my first cat! I like the cut of her jib.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
August 29, 2010 at 7:04 am

My girl is 14 lbs, but she has a VERY large frame. She is frequently mistaken for being male at the vets. :3c

Also, wait, you had a cat named Baldwin? AWESOME.

sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0 0
August 29, 2010 at 9:36 am

Yep, Baldwin was my first cat but he only lasted a little over a year and died mysteriously. Because of that we have no pictures, thus spurring us to take many of our subsequent cats.

rsixidor (UID# 950) 0 0
August 29, 2010 at 2:04 am

Cat on a leash? That is awesome.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
August 29, 2010 at 7:10 am

Thank you! It took some time to get her to not mind it. Harness walking is a pain in the ass to teach later on in a cat’s life. I teach her a lot of tricks (left/right paw up, sit, come, touch this, using the human toilet, et c) so she’s a fan of the clicker I used to help me. We’re working on teaching her to lay down and flushing the toilet.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
September 1, 2010 at 9:14 pm

I’ve considered doing that w/ my current cat, but I waited too long and I don’t think I could get her into a harness w/o major bodily damage to myself. All my cats have been indoor/outdoor, but she’s deaf. I just didn’t feel ok w/ letting her out if she can’t hear and now I’ve had to declaw her. I was also considering a decent size cage that I could put her in when we’re all outside at a bbq or something. Prolly all moot anyway, she seems a happy cat, well as happy as a an abused cat can be.

reavermma (UID# 23648) 0 0
August 29, 2010 at 4:46 pm

Not really Looks like he wants to kill himself

xpartsx (UID# 10599) 0 0
August 29, 2010 at 10:56 am

My cat also go’s out on a harness. He’s always been an indoor cat but he does enjoy sitting out doors for hours on end and even manages to catch birds despite being on a tether..

I suppose in the long run it was good he’s an indoor cat since im living in an apartment now. He used to be pretty spooked but now he’ll sit out on the balcony and hand rail (which is 2by4 lumber so its quite wide enough). I still keep him in the harness in the highly unlikely event of him going over the side.

He’s still a bit spooked about going out back behind the apartments and roaming around (moved from a 2.5k pop. town to a 90k one so the noise factor is a bit higher here), but he’s getting used to it Maybe ill post a few pics since everyone else is.

aliceh (UID# 830) 0 0
August 29, 2010 at 11:28 am

I could submit your kitty’s pics in place of two of my cats and no one would know the difference. They all look alike

blowbags (UID# 14150) 0 0
August 29, 2010 at 5:43 pm

christ if i put a leesh on either of my cats they would bolt around flipping out till it came off…

purdy cat tho

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XBROS

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In reference to the announcement Microsoft made during E3: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUsiFjeRWjw

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monkeyman767 (UID# 4451) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 7:08 pm

Awesomeface.jpg

monkeyman767 (UID# 4451) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 7:08 pm

I fell dirty for doing that…

andre666 (UID# 3479) 0 0
July 6, 2010 at 2:16 am

dont even say that as a joke dude

fullofstars (UID# 3921) 0 0
July 6, 2010 at 6:17 pm

If you’re gonna do awsomeface at least go epic.

borandi (UID# 384) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 7:39 pm

As opposed to the identical announcement made by Sony?

monkeyman767 (UID# 4451) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 9:02 pm

How was it identical? they use buttons

hum4nafterall (UID# 17699) 0 0
July 6, 2010 at 1:19 am

lulz.

andre666 (UID# 3479) 0 0
July 6, 2010 at 2:15 am

utter bullshit. “WOW ITS SOOO SLICK! LOOK LOOK: XBOX…. MUSIC!!!”
lololololol my shitty phone does that! whats wrong w having a remote?? this is a pointless gimmick

andre666 (UID# 3479) 0 0
July 6, 2010 at 2:22 am

“I know i know lets get a cool black dude to go in and look really happy about it! this way it will actually tell him apart from other people and it will make all the ugly fat white kids want to have it so they’re cool”
“yeah good idea we can get a black man w no dignity to go in and say “well this is more my style (cuz i is black, bro)”" lolololololol

I can totally see family members wearing colour coded hats, there is NO WAY IN HELL it would tell me apart from my brother”

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
July 6, 2010 at 7:31 am

I do like the shape of it though, it looks like it is going fast even when it is standing still.

saborlas (UID# 554) 0 0
July 6, 2010 at 5:52 pm

PS3 fanboiz are some of the least mature people on the planet. They’re around the level of Twilight fans.

/each console has its ups and downs
//Sony is no less evil than Microsoft
///shut the fuck up and play the damn game

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Fucking Squares.

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lamb (UID# 3529) 0 0
July 1, 2010 at 10:38 am

Looks more like a sfere to me.

bstaples (UID# 6783) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 10:08 am

The kids should be able to make up their own minds. So we’ll replace all the books that don’t call it at a square and we’ll fire all the teachers that think the kids should be able to make up their own minds.

colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 10:14 am

Damned circlists!

aarpie (UID# 4072) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 10:28 am

I went to school with that guy. I spent most of my time there going “IT’S A FUCKIN’ SQUARE!”

nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 10:33 am

IT’S A FUCKING RECTALE!!!!!!
GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING RETARDED HEADS!!!!!

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 10:58 am

IT’S PROBABLY A FUCKING RHOMBUS, BUT THERE’S NO WAY TO BE FUCKING SURE

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH

khyren (UID# 7214) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 11:29 am

Isn’t this kind of like the same argument one would get into with a christian about the invisible person that they pray to?

disgustipater (UID# 1289) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 12:11 pm

No, it’s nothing like that.

billcar50 (UID# 3453) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 12:55 pm

You win all the internets ever.

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 2:11 pm

I honestly don’t see how you drew that conclusion.

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 12:37 pm

fuck you lucky charms eating fuckers.

it’s clearly a diamond

kishi (UID# 3562) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Screw all you assholes, it’s a quadrilateral.

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Dickbag, that’s way too general a term, that’s like saying it’s a fucking set of lines that share fucking endpoints.

austindav (UID# 3474) 0 0
July 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm

The problem is the square guy thinks the circlist speaks his language

svartmetall (UID# 3728) 0 0
July 6, 2010 at 6:47 am

There…are…FOUR lights!

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The Quiet World

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lamb (UID# 3529) 0 0
April 29, 2010 at 6:05 am

It’s awesome that he actually used 167 words.

He didn’t, it’s shit…

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 7:01 pm

You bothered to count?

lamb (UID# 3529) 0 0
May 1, 2010 at 1:07 am

I have a lot of time on my hands.

fortyseven (UID# 3235) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 3:16 am

>>3529
>>178
SAME FAG

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 6:33 am

i lol’d

lamb (UID# 3529) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 11:08 am

There are some people that call me jesus.. it is true.

mayy (UID# 869) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 5:17 am

I have it at 128, including hyphenated words.

didyimis (UID# 17458) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 7:33 am

I get 156. one of us can’t do math.

I love you = 3 words. 1/3 of I love you = 1 word.

32*3 = 96+1 = 97+59= 156

mayy (UID# 869) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 10:53 am

I was counting the words in the “poem.”

pinkleton (UID# 6487) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 11:37 am

Don’t forget when he’s on the line with his lover: “I only used fifty-nine today. I saved the rest for you.”
so that’d make it… 167?

mayy (UID# 869) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 1:54 pm

MIND = BLOWN

adrian (UID# 1075) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 2:48 am

I chuckled!

v0id (UID# 10432) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 3:47 am

This is stupid beyond stupidity.

v0id (UID# 10432) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 8:12 am

give me as many neg votes you want. It’s still stupid.

chenoan (UID# 14265) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 4:19 am

Cute yet retarded.

donut-jesus (UID# 18166) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 6:34 am

Oh, I’m sorry for you. . .Or did you mean the poem?

error401 (UID# 808) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 7:14 am

tl;dr

error401 (UID# 808) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 2:39 pm

I take that back.

Update: YAWN…..

thomwill (UID# 6155) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 9:03 am

Your long distance lover…she’s cheating on you! Used all her “words” on another man!

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 11:36 am

FINALLY. I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT.

v0id (UID# 10432) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 11:48 am

You weren’t thinking it. You forget you’re Jesus, Jesus. You knew it.

chrisweuve (UID# 2107) 0 0
May 6, 2010 at 8:35 pm

“…women speak an average of 25,000 words a day, while men utter a mere 13,000. Moreover, men speak 12,000 of their daily words at work, compared with just 10,000 for women. By the time you get home, you’ve only got 1,000 words left to say, while she’s got 15,000 to get through before bedtime. …She’s liable to pick a fight just to use up her quota, and if you get drawn in, you may run short of words by the end of the week and have to grunt to get plates passed to you at dinner.”
— Tim Dowling, MAXIM, “The Art of War”, Sept 2000

brushaway (UID# 430) 0 0
May 10, 2010 at 11:35 am

i thought this was super cute.

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Fuckin’ miracles.

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kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 23, 2010 at 2:13 pm

ALSO I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS IS A REPOST, BUT I CAN’T FIND IT. Internets to the person who finds it.

v0id (UID# 10432) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 9:53 am

ah Jesus… you grow older…

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 6:52 pm

Actually, babe, this was in the queue before that one came up. Notice how the comment is before the date of posting the other one.

v0id (UID# 10432) 0 0
May 1, 2010 at 1:57 am

Fucking miracles! How do THEY work?

broli1 (UID# 1339) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 3:39 am

www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/04/24/fucking-miracles/

dyna-mole (UID# 3992) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 9:44 am

macabreangel (UID# 5481) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 1:01 pm

FUCKING REPOSTS

macabreangel (UID# 5481) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm

HOW DO THEY WORK

crazybagoham (UID# 16719) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 5:02 pm

who would repost this shit band anyways?

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 7:53 pm

Freakin ‘Poasts…

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 30, 2010 at 8:18 pm

“Actually, babe, this was in the queue before that one came up. Notice how the comment is before the date of posting the other one.” Otherwise, I wouldn’t have bothered.

v0id (UID# 10432) 0 0
May 1, 2010 at 2:00 am

successful Jesus is successful.

phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0 0
May 1, 2010 at 2:44 am

And Miraculous…

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Uboa postcard.

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I bought these postcards I found in Walden’s Books near-around Valentine’s Day. I thought, “Hey. Zephran might like to get a card once or twice a week. And hey, they’re somewhat offensive! I can go for that!” so I picked them up. They’re by someecards so the back of the card is what I did, but the front of it there with the Blackberry isn’t mine, nor do I claim it to be mine. I thought I should share it though since it was a part of it.

It isn’t great, but my Sharpie, shaky hand, and lack of imagination tried to give it their all. Edited to remove his FPO-AE address.

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tiki-god (UID# 1) 0 0
April 14, 2010 at 9:59 pm

this is confusing to me

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 15, 2010 at 3:17 am

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yume_Nikki

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
April 15, 2010 at 7:17 am

Still confusing

driver01z (UID# 4754) 0 0
April 15, 2010 at 2:16 pm

the typed text is funny… otherwise, confused

sticky (UID# 463) 0 0
April 15, 2010 at 10:11 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bobolifoo (UID# 11947) 0 0
April 21, 2010 at 5:25 am

from someecards.com. great timewaster

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Cam hoe Jeezee.

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The first one was when I was fifteen, the next one is when I was seventeen, then the last two are recent ones that were taken a few days ago. The .50 cal IS big, I’m also 5’1″ and standing on a hill. It was a childhood friend’s, new-gun-enthusiast-friend’s gun. Picking it up was like, whoa. I’d post that pic, but I’m not a fan of it since my hair flew into my mouth when it was taken. :/

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monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0 0
April 1, 2010 at 3:17 pm

holy jew are you teh jesus! my arse

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 1, 2010 at 5:03 pm

Don’t be jealous, little black mage. I get my priests to molest you on weekends.

rsixidor (UID# 950) 0 0
April 1, 2010 at 5:39 pm

OMG A HAT

I thought you had dreadlocks in the last picture.

And are those hoops? I love hoops.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 1, 2010 at 11:20 pm

Last pic was just an end to a great day of air soft, so it’s a bit tussled. C: I love hoops too. I got another lobe piercing on the 31st so I can have studs AND hoops at the SAME TIME.

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
April 2, 2010 at 12:54 am

you look so soft, jc

dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0 0
April 2, 2010 at 1:11 am

You look exactly like the sexy mathematics teacher of my dreams that I never had.

fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0 0
April 3, 2010 at 11:39 pm

Jesus Christ, you are hot!

heh.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 1:37 am

I just knew you were hot.

dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 4:21 am

And why do we need a .50?

I can think of no rational reason.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 4:52 am

My husband and 3 childhood friends are in the military. I still can’t figure out why they get /k/ boners.

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 8:40 am

the rifle is very phallic. it’s subconsciously like killing someone with your dick. same thing with swords

cashmods (UID# 17107) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 4:39 am

So cute :p

zephran (UID# 244) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:17 am

I’d hit it.

owait, i already do teehee

But I don’t really go to /k/ that much, babe.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:47 am

Shut up, you’re gay.

zephran (UID# 244) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:57 am

Only ’cause you have a penis <3

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 7:19 pm

>:C Reveal all of my secrets, why don’t you!

cashmods (UID# 17107) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 7:20 pm

You’re a trap?

nooneinparticular (UID# 3134) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 12:36 pm

If you’re only 5’1″, that guy behind you in the pic with the 50 cal must only be like 5’3″!

zephran (UID# 244) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 12:49 pm

If you look, he’s got slightly higher elevation than her.

Also, I’m about 6 even. We look interesting together.

cashmods (UID# 17107) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 5:00 pm

You look a little old for her

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 7:18 pm

He’s 23 and I’m 20, bro.

zephran (UID# 244) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:02 pm

Yer just jealous.

But seriously, If we were three or four years apart in our 30s or 40s, no one would care. However, Since we’re in our early 20s and been together for a few years now, people are always saying, ‘oh hai y dont u take a seat right thar.’

wtf

cashmods (UID# 17107) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:05 pm

I’m the last guy to care about age.

I would fuck a 13 year old girl if she flirted with me first.

Girls nowadays are total sluts…just look at the stuff they wear.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:08 pm

Most of them, sure.

zephran (UID# 244) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:14 pm

I’ve only ever gone as low as 15.

But she was 14 like.. a month prior.

>_>

cashmods (UID# 17107) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:18 pm

To me, age is just a number.

If a girl is looking like she wants it, who am I to deprive her of it?

It’s not like I’m going around to the elementary school all pedo bear status.

Even middle school girls are super slutty nowadays.

But I would never even talk to girls – and I don’t.

I’m just saying, IF a cute girl (and regardless of age) were to come up to me first, I would not care how old she was providing she was at least developed and wasn’t extremely short – even though I worked with a 20 year old who was like 4 feet tall.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:18 pm

best frans

zephran (UID# 244) 0 0
April 4, 2010 at 11:24 pm

lolwat?

driver01z (UID# 4754) 0 0
April 5, 2010 at 9:51 am

MR2 FURK YEAR

also, hawt

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I am Skeleton Jelly.

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kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
March 19, 2010 at 2:17 am

Also, someone please provide sauce. I found it while browsing /x/.

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
March 20, 2010 at 7:54 am

wow, this is intense

evilpenguin556 (UID# 14893) 0 0
March 22, 2010 at 1:30 am

I may kill myself now.

demon (UID# 2630) 0 0
March 22, 2010 at 1:36 am

At last, all of Mat Brinkman’s 2000-2005 comic strip serial Multiforce is collected in one volume at its original printed size. Come with Brinkman as he creates, explores and explodes his visual universe. Deeply personal, extravagantly visual, often hilarious: Multiforce is nothing short of a masterpiece.
www.pictureboxinc.com/product/id/440/

hochunk (UID# 5604) 0 0
March 22, 2010 at 8:28 am

Brinkman rocks, as does most of the Fort Thunder group. He may be my favorite, though.

Ever seen Teratoid Heights?

dreth (UID# 983) 0 0
March 22, 2010 at 8:05 am

Riiiight.

dyna-mole (UID# 3992) 0 0
March 22, 2010 at 7:24 pm

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omgom gomg omgom gom gom gomg omg

conan776 (UID# 5342) 0 0
March 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm

I am omg jellly? No

death_to_dude (UID# 6940) 0 0
March 22, 2010 at 9:08 pm

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Monthly theme – Somethin’ I made.

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So, I crochet. This is still a work in progress, but it is my blanket. Finished projected should be about 10.4 ft x 9 ft. (I like huge blankets.) I’m on my 13th skein of yarn. The color isn’t captured well, but it’s my favorite color teal. C: Cumulatively, this has taken me about 120-140 hours of hand-stitchin’, bitchin’ work thus far. I’m 3 feet into the 9ft side.

Sorry for the ugly comforter on the couch. Cat can’t seem to keep her claws off of it despite the wrath of a spray water bottle.

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natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
March 1, 2010 at 11:04 am

lol

i thought this was a fort you built out of blankets and couch cushions at first

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
March 2, 2010 at 12:00 am

I should totally make one.

sticky (UID# 463) 0 0
March 1, 2010 at 11:06 am

My cat can be discouraged with a moderate smack on top of the head. He seems to get the gist after one of those.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
March 2, 2010 at 12:02 am

Mine doesn’t get it even think. Yelling and punching to the face didn’t work either.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
March 2, 2010 at 12:06 am

even then* hur dur

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
March 1, 2010 at 11:13 am

Teal?

I fucking love teal!

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
March 2, 2010 at 12:05 am

YES.
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36064536

This is the closest I can find of the color. It’s not my Etsy, but yeah.

kisama (UID# 991) 0 0
March 1, 2010 at 12:53 pm

I’m knitting a blanket, it’s slow going

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
March 2, 2010 at 12:06 am

I can’t knit to save my life. How big is it supposed to get?

kisama (UID# 991) 0 0
March 2, 2010 at 9:03 am

Mine will be roughly 4ft x 6ft, it’s 150 stitches across with two yarns interwoven.

asphyxxia (UID# 3903) 0 0
March 2, 2010 at 7:32 am

I thought it was a cubby and I got really excited, nice blanket though

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Monthly theme – Refridgerator innards.

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That in the door? Lemon juice. I drink a lot of tea. See pitcher down at the bottom. Chamomile and green tea, if you were wondering. Bacon is in bottom drawer. There is never enough bacon.

My tubby cat decided to come over to get into the pic. She’s spayed so she has the fat sack on her belly. It’s hilarious to watch her run.

The fox and the grapes.

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www.sgbox.com/aesopfables15.html

I love Aesop.

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caio (UID# 104) 0 0
January 31, 2010 at 10:59 pm

This is the best image I have seen on this website, ever.

Thank you Jesus.

http://messatsunokami.myopenid.com/ (UID# 11637) 0 0
January 31, 2010 at 11:01 pm

I LOL’d hard

sticky (UID# 463) 0 0
January 31, 2010 at 11:22 pm

I laughed enough to where my roommate inquired as to what it was. But I told him it was nothing. I will keep the hilarity to myself.

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This is a wasp.

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puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0 0
January 2, 2010 at 1:39 am

Jesus Christ is such a pussy.

nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0 0
January 2, 2010 at 9:49 am

This is why I worship the Tiki.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
January 2, 2010 at 6:58 pm

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
January 2, 2010 at 7:01 pm

This is coming from someone who uploaded a part of Eclipse.

puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0 0
January 2, 2010 at 7:15 pm

As a joke. Pussy.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
January 3, 2010 at 3:44 am

If you are what you eat.

thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0 0
January 7, 2010 at 5:08 am

Both of you faggots would shit yourself if it was a goddamn tarantula.

puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0 0
January 7, 2010 at 5:18 am

I would. Spiders are scary.

sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0 0
January 7, 2010 at 10:19 am

I definitely would if it was one of those crazy Japanese wasps that spray acid and are bigger than your thumb! This picture quite accurately describes those things.

kazzeh (UID# 178) 0 0
January 7, 2010 at 12:44 pm

Well, yeah. But that’s in my genetics since I’m a chick.

rsixidor (UID# 950) 0 0
January 4, 2010 at 7:31 pm

Why the hell are all the votes in this thread downward. This seems to be going pretty well in my view.

conan776 (UID# 5342) 0 0
January 7, 2010 at 7:51 am

Wait… wasps don’t pollinate??

harrison15 (UID# 11208) 0 0
January 7, 2010 at 1:00 pm

I got stung in the neck by one of these fuckers and it made me pass out for 5 minutes when I was eight.

harrison15 (UID# 11208) 0 0
January 7, 2010 at 1:02 pm

I got stung in the neck when I was eight years old by one of these fuckers and it made me pass out. I don’t know how long I was out but I missed my ninth birthday party.

snowfarmer (UID# 1879) 0 0
January 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm

I kill those muthafukas on sight. Roll up a magazine, newspaper or use a brick. They die when I see them. The sound of their exoskeleton crushing under the weight of my boot makes me smile. I used to be compassionate with Wasps, live and let live. Then one day I was added to a Wasps list of shit. The fucker stung me. Hurt like I was drilled with a rusty nail with a crappy electrified drill. I hunt them down with my long range foam, carb cleaner and a lighter. I smile when I see Wasps now. Because the sport of killing those fuckers has begun.

gwythinn (UID# 5929) 0 0
January 8, 2010 at 3:11 am

I would enjoy observing that. From a safe distance.

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Knut facepalm.

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keh-newt
(born 5 December 2006) is a polar bear who was born in captivity at the Zoologischer Garten Berlin. Rejected by his mother at birth, he was subsequently raised by zookeepers. Thomad DÃ¶rflein (RIP) was his primary care-giver.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knut_%28polar_bear%29

www.knut.net/