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Other than that, buy used? http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/ele/2058317350.html
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Why sell yourself short? Modern technology / pricing gives you more bang for your buck. than just a stand alone gps. You're shooting yourself in the foot by trying to price it out that way. Get an android tablet pc with gps for the same cost, and just mount it to the dash. http://enso-now.com/zenpad3 http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/22/ensos-zenpad-is-the-cheap-android-tablet-youve-always-wanted/
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Anything that can run google maps should be able to meet your needs. I believe you can make custom points of interest on your google account, and be able to login to google maps on a phone with a google account, and it'll load up your custom maps. If not for then just having a text document and copy / pasting in addresses as needed. Seriously. epic 4g phone for the win.
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http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com
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In English, it'd be "Ohm".

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Panda Express: Loves the Cock

Posted in Images on April 15th, 2009 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, wtf

Alternate title: Cock in a box.
2nd picture so you can help match up the pixels, from your experience of having seen a few shops in your time, you should be able to note the similarities.

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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   April 15, 2009 at 2:19 am

   

   Lotus? Is that you?
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   cm3ars (UID# 4820) 0  0
   April 15, 2009 at 3:44 am

   It was shopped… in 3D
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   actionbowman (UID# 4850) 0  0
   April 15, 2009 at 6:18 am

   AWESOME! This is perfect for my next “Dick-in-a-Box” gag!

   Step 1… Cut a hole in a box…
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   phiphi (UID# 4851) 0  0
   April 15, 2009 at 9:01 am

   Too bad that’s a female chicken, so not a cock
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   deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
   April 15, 2009 at 5:34 pm

   @PhiPhi: I bet you go around to children telling them there’s no Santa too, right?
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   flex (UID# 4628) 0  0
   April 16, 2009 at 2:52 am

   Step 2 … Put your junk in that box…

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San Antonio Zombie Walk: Zombie Jesus

Posted in Images on October 27th, 2008 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Zombies

I went as Zombie Jesus for lulz, or to start a fight with stupid Christians. Turns out it was pretty epic according to the general consensus.

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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   October 27, 2008 at 7:00 pm

   Someone else took a video, and put it online. I come in at 1:24, and a few other times in later on.

   video link
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   outofocus (UID# 3862) 0  0
   October 28, 2008 at 1:01 am

   Did your face get tired from making that expression?
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   October 28, 2008 at 2:14 am

   

   @outofocus: I was wondering the same thing.
   @Kaze: I love the idea of a zombie walk and zombie Jesus is Win.
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   October 28, 2008 at 12:37 pm

   @outofocus: I wear glasses, so I was squintingly blind, it helps make a pretty win zombie.

   It sucks too, because I found better pictures after I submitted the post, so for the full gallery of the ones I’ve got go to here.

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Xbox 360: Left the house

Posted in Images on September 29th, 2008 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Gaming, Humor

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   ack (UID# 1582) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 5:11 pm

   Excellent.
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   ndraper (UID# 1157) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 5:33 pm

   i doubt h actually unlocked it. as for the grass behind him… SHOPPED!!
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   gouki4u (UID# 4388) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 5:40 pm

   He only unlocked it because Live is down today. I’d wear that shirt.
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 6:31 pm

   That huge update comes out today. I hope they don’t fuck it up. But this is MS, so they most likely will.
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   borandi (UID# 384) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 6:39 pm

   The ‘hueg’ update is not released today. Today is pre-maintenance for the big update. Did you not read any news whatsoever, like the other 1/2 mill morons that were like ‘OMG BIG UPDATEZZZZ’.

   I’d prefer one that said:

   Achievement Unlocked
   5G – Wore clothes outside
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 6:58 pm

   available at splitreason
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 8:57 pm

   @borandi
   Sorry. I have this condition called mitotechiniousus. It’s where I don’t give a shit about things as trivial as an Xbox Live update.
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   caffino54 (UID# 3091) 0  0
   September 30, 2008 at 12:27 am

   @doctor thompson

   can you tell by the pixels?
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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   September 30, 2008 at 12:41 am

   Outside is hueg…. hueger than eksbawks :*(((((((
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    ack (UID# 1582) 0  0
    September 30, 2008 at 3:15 am

    I hear that the resolution and frame rate outside is awesome.
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    saborlas (UID# 554) 0  0
    September 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Man, it’s getting way too easy to Achievement-farm.

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Achievement Locked

Posted in Images on September 29th, 2008 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Gaming, Humor, Sexy

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   saborlas (UID# 554) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 4:04 pm

   Not for long. Gamer girls with good gams get their goodies ganked by gregarious guys.
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   kutter (UID# 4255) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 4:50 pm

   I’d NOM that FTW!
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   kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  1
   September 29, 2008 at 5:12 pm

   

   This is the closest I’ll evar get to a vagina (besides my own) in my entire life evar again.

   Stupid male vagina. Stop being a boy. ):
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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 5:23 pm

   Impatience I’m never going to read one of your posts again.
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   kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 5:28 pm

   

   I never said anything relevant anyway.
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   excelsior (UID# 1102) 0  1
   September 29, 2008 at 5:29 pm

   

   Anyone else think everything that is flesh colored looks like a guy?
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 5:32 pm

   

   Not sexy.
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 6:13 pm

   First time I saw It: “That’s a mangina right thur”.

   My opinion has not changed.

   That is no woman.

   Forsooth, it is a man.

   A man with his genitalia jammed between his thighs, but a man nonetheless.
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 6:25 pm

   *shrug* check for yourself?
   www.splitreason.com/product/457
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    paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) 0  0
    September 29, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    

    That’s a female stomach. No man has a stomach like that without surgery.

    @Excelsior
    Too much pr0n, my man. Most female flesh looks just like that without a spray-on tan or whatever.
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    brevity-truta (UID# 948) 0  0
    September 29, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    The cut of the panties is ‘boy-leg’. Aptly named. It’s a female in those panties. I’d say something about a cheap chastity belt. Alright – cheap (and nasty) chastity belt.
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    staplegun (UID# 4156) 0  0
    September 29, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    I thought man when I first saw those legs. I’m still not convinced it isn’t.
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    excelsior (UID# 1102) 0  0
    September 29, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    

    I’m not talking skin tone, just general proportions.

    However, if you visualize the figure without the panties (I’m not trying to be funny) it is more believable.
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    hvymetal86 (UID# 2348) 0  0
    September 30, 2008 at 2:01 am

    @Impatience

    HA bitch! I clicked on your name for your site link and my no-script plugin blocked your Rick-Roll.
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    tyro (UID# 4577) 0  0
    September 30, 2008 at 8:31 am

    I agree on the man-vibes..
    Also, it doesn’t have a butt either following the link Kaze posted..
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    puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
    September 30, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    

    Those are booty short undies, booty required.
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    kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  0
    October 1, 2008 at 1:27 am

    

    Hyvmetal86 – FOILED ONCE AGAIN!

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Particle Physics

Posted in Images on September 29th, 2008 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, Science!

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   brevity-truta (UID# 948) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 6:29 pm

   Call me old-fashioned, but a lab coat and pocket protector is just so much more of an ‘I’m a raging sexual beast, I mean an intelligent and witty raging sexual beast’ kind of statement.
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   brevity-truta (UID# 948) 0  0
   September 29, 2008 at 6:30 pm

   Though it’s a funny joke (made me look up hadron – hard science is kind of sexy) just not on a t-shirt. Slogan t-shirts don’t appeal to me.
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   24601 (UID# 2091) 0  0
   September 30, 2008 at 7:57 am

   “(made me look up hadron – hard science is kind of sexy)” – Are you serious?

   I mean, I’m no physicist, but have you been living under a rock for the past few months?
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   deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
   September 30, 2008 at 2:43 pm

   I have a hardon collider in my bedroom.

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Kaze’s Banners

Posted in Images on June 6th, 2008 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: MCS Logos

“meh” :3

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   epicfail (UID# 2854) 0  0
   June 6, 2008 at 8:16 pm

   hehehehe…i like
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   fashionablydoomed (UID# 3790) 0  0
   June 7, 2008 at 12:39 am

   I like the third one best, but they’re all good.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   June 7, 2008 at 2:37 pm

   

   I think this one is good
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   June 7, 2008 at 6:05 pm

   I like number 2.

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(the) Batman vs Dracula

Posted in Images on May 23rd, 2008 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: batman, Comic Books, Humor, Movies, wtf

Found this at Blockbuster, and lol’d

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   sansbutt (UID# 780) 0  0
   May 24, 2008 at 3:38 am

   ill one up u, i saw it on cartoon network
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   sudden_urge (UID# 575) 0  0
   May 24, 2008 at 11:14 am

   @ Sansbutt and it was full of Meh but entertaining at the same time
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   tattoodles (UID# 1482) 0  0
   May 24, 2008 at 1:49 pm

   I’ll one up you all…at the DVD warehouse I worked at there were Batman vs. Dracula action figures that come packaged with the DVD.

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MCS UPC – Kaze

Posted in Images on May 1st, 2008 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: MCS Faces

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   kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 8:21 am

   

   O HAY ITS THAT GUY I KNOW
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 9:20 am

   I’m not me, how could you accuse me of such a thing?
   In fact, I’m TWICE the me that you aren’t.
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   kazzeh (UID# 178) 0  0
   May 1, 2008 at 10:34 am

   

   I’m going to accuse you of lying, good sir.
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   May 2, 2008 at 6:13 pm

   I’d hit me.
   With a stick.

   
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   epicfail (UID# 2854) 0  0
   May 2, 2008 at 6:19 pm

   i want your hair

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404 Phone not found

Posted in Images on August 4th, 2007 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, wtf

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   foinlavin (UID# 840) 0  0
   August 4, 2007 at 7:51 pm

   That won’t help the resale value when they sell it to Mexico as a taxi.
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   mrpsychic (UID# 276) 0  0
   August 5, 2007 at 2:58 am

   Foinlavin, they could just deport some illegal immigrants in it, then turn it into a taxi for one of them to drive.
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   casemods (UID# 667) 0  0
   August 5, 2007 at 5:29 am

   

   They will most likely just strip it for parts.
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   jet (UID# 316) 0  0
   August 24, 2007 at 6:11 pm

   10 bucks says it was parked in front of a Krispy Kreme

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Once you pop

Posted in Images on July 5th, 2007 by Kaze | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, wtf