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54th all japan kendo championship
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Whoa… this looks like a fun game!
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The original lightsaber.
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@HoChunk: Its made of wood…possibly bamboo, far from light.
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@Tardex: Bamboo is Correct
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@Tardex: Thank you, fucknuckle, for assuming I don’t have eyes. Anyone else with the capacity for a little associative thought might have realized that I was referring to the Kendo training that was used for the lightsaber duels in the original Star Wars trilogy.
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I’ve always wanted to learn kendo. I’ve seen a lot of competitions in Japan during elementary school.
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I’ve been practicing Kendo for the last 12 years… anyone up for a spar?
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Also, take off the padding pussy
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I’ve done this. The thwack when you hit your opponent is quite satisfying.
@Dacianprick: If I still had my bogu I might take you up on that. ^_^
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So what does the Japanese written on the…loin…area…translate into?
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i’ve been 3 yrs on this sport, and oh fuck i love it, it’s exhausting and fuck the bogu wheights, but u feel damn alive and also u are allowed to yell a lot ^^
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I used to do kendo. i miss it alot
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@HoChunk: Actually, the way you referred to it was the weapon, not the style. Your so called “capacity for a little associative thought” is misused and not insulting in the least. What I think you originally meant to say was “The original jedi.”
That would have actually made sense.
Also, fuckknuckle?
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@Tardex: His statement was ambiguous but not extremely so. And the Kendo swords are very light. The only thing that makes them irritating is the flex when swinging. Takes half the snap out of your attacks.
@HoChunk: Your statement was ambiguous matey, hence the reaction. Also. How does one acquire this fuckknuckle sounds like an arthritis-esque injury from furious masterbation…
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Beautiful.
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YES! KENDO IS AWESOME.
I’ve been doing it for over 2 years now. The only downside is that our club’s practice times are 9 p.m. to 11 p.m., which means I don’t fall asleep until past 1 a.m. on those nights. The next day is a major bitch and a half to get up at a decent time.
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Always have wanted to learn fencing. Which is similar, but definitely not the same.
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@HoChunk: Roughly translated:
“My wang r bigger than urs…”
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This is so much cooler than fencing. Sad fact: Digimon taught me about kendo first. And then Now and Then, Here and There.
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it’s okay we all went in some weird time in our life
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@RSIxidor: Wait… Digimon? Wat?
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Digimon Adventure 2, Episode 05 I don’t know if that’s where it came up first in the show, but its in that episode at least.
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@RSIxidor: wow… Of all the shows, Naruto, Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Jack, Samurai Champloo, etc., you learned about Kendo from DIGIMON?!? LOL…
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yeah it’s WEEEEIIIRRRD…
BTW: digimon? what’s wrong with u man?
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Digimon precedes all of those shows AFAIK. I was into monsters. I also enjoyed Pokemon (yes, even the show) at that time. This was during my, “haha, I’m not going to high school anymore, cause I am SOOOO smart, haha, I can has cybersex and never worry about jobs. AWESOMELOL!” phase.
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@RSIxidor: not sure about the others, but I’m pretty sure Rurouni Kenshin anime predates digimon… And the manga for some of the others for sure predates Digimon… But if you were into Pokemon at the time, Rurouni Kenshin might not have appealed to you… 
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@Dacianprick: Oh, I’m out of practice but sure, I’m game. But I’m keeping the gauntlets on. Years of blocking with my fucknuckles….I just don’t like that pain anymore.
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@HoChunk: ‘Uramura’ – The cloth They put their surname under the hood they represent (i’m not even kidding.) That guy is from Tokyo
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Whoa… this looks like a fun game!
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The original lightsaber.
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@HoChunk: Its made of wood…possibly bamboo, far from light.
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@Tardex: Bamboo is Correct
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@Tardex: Thank you, fucknuckle, for assuming I don’t have eyes. Anyone else with the capacity for a little associative thought might have realized that I was referring to the Kendo training that was used for the lightsaber duels in the original Star Wars trilogy.
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I’ve always wanted to learn kendo. I’ve seen a lot of competitions in Japan during elementary school.
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I’ve been practicing Kendo for the last 12 years… anyone up for a spar?
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Also, take off the padding pussy
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I’ve done this. The thwack when you hit your opponent is quite satisfying.
@Dacianprick: If I still had my bogu I might take you up on that. ^_^
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So what does the Japanese written on the…loin…area…translate into?
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i’ve been 3 yrs on this sport, and oh fuck i love it, it’s exhausting and fuck the bogu wheights, but u feel damn alive and also u are allowed to yell a lot ^^
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I used to do kendo. i miss it alot
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@HoChunk: Actually, the way you referred to it was the weapon, not the style. Your so called “capacity for a little associative thought” is misused and not insulting in the least. What I think you originally meant to say was “The original jedi.”
That would have actually made sense.
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@Tardex: His statement was ambiguous but not extremely so. And the Kendo swords are very light. The only thing that makes them irritating is the flex when swinging. Takes half the snap out of your attacks.
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YES! KENDO IS AWESOME.
I’ve been doing it for over 2 years now. The only downside is that our club’s practice times are 9 p.m. to 11 p.m., which means I don’t fall asleep until past 1 a.m. on those nights. The next day is a major bitch and a half to get up at a decent time.
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Always have wanted to learn fencing. Which is similar, but definitely not the same.
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@HoChunk: Roughly translated:
“My wang r bigger than urs…”
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This is so much cooler than fencing. Sad fact: Digimon taught me about kendo first. And then Now and Then, Here and There.
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it’s okay we all went in some weird time in our life
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@RSIxidor: Wait… Digimon? Wat?
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Digimon Adventure 2, Episode 05 I don’t know if that’s where it came up first in the show, but its in that episode at least.
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@RSIxidor: wow… Of all the shows, Naruto, Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Jack, Samurai Champloo, etc., you learned about Kendo from DIGIMON?!? LOL…
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yeah it’s WEEEEIIIRRRD…
BTW: digimon? what’s wrong with u man?
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Digimon precedes all of those shows AFAIK. I was into monsters. I also enjoyed Pokemon (yes, even the show) at that time. This was during my, “haha, I’m not going to high school anymore, cause I am SOOOO smart, haha, I can has cybersex and never worry about jobs. AWESOMELOL!” phase.
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@RSIxidor: not sure about the others, but I’m pretty sure Rurouni Kenshin anime predates digimon… And the manga for some of the others for sure predates Digimon… But if you were into Pokemon at the time, Rurouni Kenshin might not have appealed to you…
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@Dacianprick: Oh, I’m out of practice but sure, I’m game. But I’m keeping the gauntlets on. Years of blocking with my fucknuckles….I just don’t like that pain anymore.
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@HoChunk: ‘Uramura’ – The cloth They put their surname under the hood they represent (i’m not even kidding.) That guy is from Tokyo
nice knife set
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don\’t give me more stinking socks, i want this!
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Nice knife AND shotgun set.
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Just in case what happens?
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makes me want to kill zombies
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Great salad knives.
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Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are.
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@HoChunk: Joker Quote
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@Smoothie: Hey, you’re quick. Come on over here and help me make this pencil disappear.
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well i didn’t mention the shotgun, because only the knives were featured on this ad from kendo tactical products, which i receive weekly to my e-mail. they make such cool knives, i’m willing to make my collection!
gotta catch e’m all!
XD
(yeah, i’m a psycho allright)
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I almost bought a set of knives off ebay that were special forces knives. They were used and had Death to Al Queda (they spelled it right and I can’t be bothered to look it up) engraved on the handle.
200 bucks though and they didn’t look THAT cool.
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Is that a solid slug in that shotgun shell?
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nice knife set, if ya know what I mean -wink!-
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Looks like saboted slug. Of course it looks copper plated which is wicked retarded on any form of shotgun slug. Mind you its has a speedfeed forend on the shotty vs a surefire.
If your looking for a nice blade get a Simonich or a Strider.
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Dagnabbit…
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i love sabot rounds!!! i also like to cut tings…
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Combat looking knives.
With finger guards that small, the only thing you should be combating with these knives are letters and boxes.
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Don’t like those sharpened prybar deals, but at least they didn’t put some low brass rds next to the gun.
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@ack: Don’t think those are finger guards, just extended choils… I think these are intended to be combat utility knives than pure fighting knives. I designed a few blades with a similar purpose and this is sort of how they came out. I did do better with the guards though…
Quite annoying actually, since I was trying to design something that looked a little different, but I have since run across a gazillion designs that look almost exactly the same…
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@HoChunk: Which is why I use a spoon.
@Phyreblade: With utility, good form follows function.Or perhaps Good craftsmen think alike?
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@SumoSnipe: Well I don’t consider myself a particularly good craftsman, so I’m gonna go with your first option… Form definitely followed function…
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Nice knife AND shotgun set.
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Just in case what happens?
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makes me want to kill zombies
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Great salad knives.
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Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are.
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@HoChunk: Joker Quote
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@Smoothie: Hey, you’re quick. Come on over here and help me make this pencil disappear.
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well i didn’t mention the shotgun, because only the knives were featured on this ad from kendo tactical products, which i receive weekly to my e-mail. they make such cool knives, i’m willing to make my collection!
gotta catch e’m all!
XD
(yeah, i’m a psycho allright) -
I almost bought a set of knives off ebay that were special forces knives. They were used and had Death to Al Queda (they spelled it right and I can’t be bothered to look it up) engraved on the handle.
200 bucks though and they didn’t look THAT cool.
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Is that a solid slug in that shotgun shell?
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nice knife set, if ya know what I mean -wink!-
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Looks like saboted slug. Of course it looks copper plated which is wicked retarded on any form of shotgun slug. Mind you its has a speedfeed forend on the shotty vs a surefire.
If your looking for a nice blade get a Simonich or a Strider.
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Dagnabbit…
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i love sabot rounds!!! i also like to cut tings…
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Combat looking knives.
With finger guards that small, the only thing you should be combating with these knives are letters and boxes.
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Don’t like those sharpened prybar deals, but at least they didn’t put some low brass rds next to the gun.
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@ack: Don’t think those are finger guards, just extended choils… I think these are intended to be combat utility knives than pure fighting knives. I designed a few blades with a similar purpose and this is sort of how they came out. I did do better with the guards though…
Quite annoying actually, since I was trying to design something that looked a little different, but I have since run across a gazillion designs that look almost exactly the same…
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@HoChunk: Which is why I use a spoon.
@Phyreblade: With utility, good form follows function.Or perhaps Good craftsmen think alike? -
@SumoSnipe: Well I don’t consider myself a particularly good craftsman, so I’m gonna go with your first option… Form definitely followed function…
giger bar
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have a drink and get psycho-cool… do come in!
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This is cool, but I imagine while drunk and/or high it’d be more terrifying than cool.
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It would be great if this was a casino, and as cool as the place is the tone is all wrong for a bar.
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I’m guessing this is a German bar
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Is his dead lover’s skeleton included in the decor?
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Did they remodel the bar in the Giger museum?? If so they should have left it alone, it rocked! If this is someplace else then they get a B for effort.
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This is an acid trip gone RIGHT
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I think more of his crazy sexual motifs would have been good for a bar, and even better for a strip club.
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@Dacianprick: I do believe it is in German
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This is not the one I went to in Giger’s hometown.
Is this the one that got shut down in New York?
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well… i do agree with the “it’s german” theory too, so i don’t really know, but who cares? look at that bathroom, imagine that u go for a pee there drunk of god-knows-what and u see a shitter or an urinal looking like an alien’s mouth..
it’s cool anyways
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@juanpastation: I just realized that pic 2 is a bathroom. That is freaky, cool but freaky.
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Ah, checked. This is the other Swiss one. There’s one in Gruyère & one in Chur.
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Lol, for some reason I thought the title said Giggle Bar.” Not very many giggles to be had in this bar, though.
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Groovy…
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This is cool, but I imagine while drunk and/or high it’d be more terrifying than cool.
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It would be great if this was a casino, and as cool as the place is the tone is all wrong for a bar.
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I’m guessing this is a German bar
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Is his dead lover’s skeleton included in the decor?
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Did they remodel the bar in the Giger museum?? If so they should have left it alone, it rocked! If this is someplace else then they get a B for effort.
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This is an acid trip gone RIGHT
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I think more of his crazy sexual motifs would have been good for a bar, and even better for a strip club.
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@Dacianprick: I do believe it is in German
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This is not the one I went to in Giger’s hometown.
Is this the one that got shut down in New York?
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well… i do agree with the “it’s german” theory too, so i don’t really know, but who cares? look at that bathroom, imagine that u go for a pee there drunk of god-knows-what and u see a shitter or an urinal looking like an alien’s mouth..
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@juanpastation: I just realized that pic 2 is a bathroom. That is freaky, cool but freaky.
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Ah, checked. This is the other Swiss one. There’s one in Gruyère & one in Chur.
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Lol, for some reason I thought the title said Giggle Bar.” Not very many giggles to be had in this bar, though.
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Groovy…
there’s an Alien in my building!
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yea there is… cool dude!
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Finally something worthy to replace the infamous pink flamingo…
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Total WIN and DO WANT!1
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The Giger museum has a bar in it too. It’s all Giger themed with fucked up chairs etc. That alien there is outside one of the doors.
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He’s chasing Mountain Goats
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Damn that’s cool.
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See, this is why there need to be tighter controls on immigration. That alien is probably taking someone’s job just before taking their life. Then it’ll go back to that person’s work and do the job for way less money and kill everyone. It’s a never-ending cycle.
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@stavross: The Chupacabre?
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That said, that’s pretty damn awesome. I’d love to have three or four of them for my house and lawn.
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@WhiskeyTango: ¶You make a great point¶
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Now *That* is seriously cool.
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Not only is the Giger Museum itself incredible, it’s located in one of the coolest places I’ve ever visited, Gruyeres (the “Walled City”) in Switzerland.
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i’m posting the giger bar pics too 
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Badass! Has to be a really memorable museum. That sculpture alone is EPIC.
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there’s an Alien *on* my building
/pedant
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@Pandora_C: fuck you beat me to it.
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@stavross: I see what you did there.
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They’re coming outta the walls! They’re coming outta the goddamn walls!
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H.R. Gieger is the shit…no really.
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@Silverwolf: ROFL… Man I loved that movie… Actually, I love all of them, so maybe that’s not saying much… But the second one is easily my favorite of them all…
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@Phyreblade: Yeah, Aliens is by far the best thing to ever feature my beloved Xenomorphs.
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Look, I’m telling ya, there’s somethin’ movin’ and it ain’t us! Tracker’s off scale, man. They’re all around us, man. Jesus!
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You guys are all quoting the wrong movie. Isn’t this a statue of the one from Alien3 where it gestated inside a dog instead of a human, so it took on dog-like qualities from the DNA?
This is Rumor Control. Here are the facts!
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@PaganPaul: Naw, We’re quoting the right movie. The canine xenomorphs just happen to be from a different movie…
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@Phyreblade: Oh Yeah!
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Finally something worthy to replace the infamous pink flamingo…
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Total WIN and DO WANT!1
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The Giger museum has a bar in it too. It’s all Giger themed with fucked up chairs etc. That alien there is outside one of the doors.
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He’s chasing Mountain Goats
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Damn that’s cool.
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See, this is why there need to be tighter controls on immigration. That alien is probably taking someone’s job just before taking their life. Then it’ll go back to that person’s work and do the job for way less money and kill everyone. It’s a never-ending cycle.
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@stavross: The Chupacabre?
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That said, that’s pretty damn awesome. I’d love to have three or four of them for my house and lawn.
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@WhiskeyTango: ¶You make a great point¶
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Now *That* is seriously cool.
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Not only is the Giger Museum itself incredible, it’s located in one of the coolest places I’ve ever visited, Gruyeres (the “Walled City”) in Switzerland.
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i’m posting the giger bar pics too
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Badass! Has to be a really memorable museum. That sculpture alone is EPIC.
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there’s an Alien *on* my building
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@Pandora_C: fuck you beat me to it.
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@stavross: I see what you did there.
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They’re coming outta the walls! They’re coming outta the goddamn walls!
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H.R. Gieger is the shit…no really.
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@Silverwolf: ROFL… Man I loved that movie… Actually, I love all of them, so maybe that’s not saying much… But the second one is easily my favorite of them all…
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@Phyreblade: Yeah, Aliens is by far the best thing to ever feature my beloved Xenomorphs.
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Look, I’m telling ya, there’s somethin’ movin’ and it ain’t us! Tracker’s off scale, man. They’re all around us, man. Jesus!
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You guys are all quoting the wrong movie. Isn’t this a statue of the one from Alien3 where it gestated inside a dog instead of a human, so it took on dog-like qualities from the DNA?
This is Rumor Control. Here are the facts!
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@PaganPaul: Naw, We’re quoting the right movie. The canine xenomorphs just happen to be from a different movie…
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@Phyreblade: Oh Yeah!
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Metal Gear Solid: all cast
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the whole cast chart of metal gear solid
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Fuck year, Big Boss.
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so i haven’t fapped to sniper wolf or mei ling, but that was after some strong soul searching.
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Ninja and Revolver Ocelot rule!
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Also starring: Bullets! Lots of bullets.
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snake snaaaakkkeee!
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I had no idea Clint Eastwood fathered that many children.
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Is it just me or is each and every one of those ripped off from something else? It’s not like there been any originality to the series since the early 90′s. With me, it’s Agent 47 or Sam Fisher or GTFO!
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haha i just watched the original heavy metal movie made in the ’81 and OMG it was sooo BOORING. my mind has been destroyed by anime, or maybe the internet.
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Ninja FTW. Hands down my fav. For obvious reasons.
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sam fisher smells, solid snake is tha COOLEST!
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@juanpastation: Of course he smells. He’s a fisher. You try fishing all day and not come back smelling like fish…
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Man, I remember seeing the concept art for MGS for the first time in GamesMaster magazine and falling in love with the game.
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hohoho, imagine this guy ice-fishing with these tri-eye googles XD
just XD
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Fuck year, Big Boss.
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so i haven’t fapped to sniper wolf or mei ling, but that was after some strong soul searching.
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Ninja and Revolver Ocelot rule!
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Also starring: Bullets! Lots of bullets.
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snake snaaaakkkeee!
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I had no idea Clint Eastwood fathered that many children.
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Is it just me or is each and every one of those ripped off from something else? It’s not like there been any originality to the series since the early 90′s. With me, it’s Agent 47 or Sam Fisher or GTFO!
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haha i just watched the original heavy metal movie made in the ’81 and OMG it was sooo BOORING. my mind has been destroyed by anime, or maybe the internet.
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Ninja FTW. Hands down my fav. For obvious reasons.
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sam fisher smells, solid snake is tha COOLEST!
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@juanpastation: Of course he smells. He’s a fisher. You try fishing all day and not come back smelling like fish…
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Man, I remember seeing the concept art for MGS for the first time in GamesMaster magazine and falling in love with the game.
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hohoho, imagine this guy ice-fishing with these tri-eye googles XD
just XD
please mr miyamoto, sign my psp!
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shigeru miyamoto: “get the fuck out!”
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Bahahaha.
The look on his face is so good, I’d get it tattooed on my dog, if I was the kind of person who gets funny things tattooed on their dogs.
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This is great. Just too awesome.
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He is probably thinking to himself “round eyed devil! Get out of my face with that shit!”
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On a slightly unrelated note, Super Paper Mario is Super Paper Fun.
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He isn’t asking for a signature, he wants a refund.
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Classic.
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Dont get it.
somebody explain.
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Because he IS Nintendo and that is made by Sony, also look up the dispute regarding the CD attachment for Nintendo that became the Playstation One.
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No signatu fo U!!
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I bet he was like. I can have you killed many different ways. I AM GOD .. well 1 of 3
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Wow, miyamoto always looks like a retard in every picture he’s in.
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@AlecDalek: Wow, and he’s still more amazing than you could ever be.
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miyamoto-sama is about to have an embolia XD
(and a stroke after)
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@dieAntagonista: Do you have sand in your vagina this week or something?
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@dieAntagonista: True, true. Miyamoto is, after all, one of the forces behind creating modern gaming. Hideo Kojima may be my master now, but I will always bow my head in reverence to the man who gave us Super Mario Bros 3.
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@Silverwolf: I agree with everything you said.
Sadly, I don’t live anywhere close to any beach.
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“what’s wrong kile, do you have sand in your vagina?”
cartman you bitch
it’s a fucking pleasure to post for you guys
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Hmm… I was there that day, but I guess I missed this. Fucking disrespectful either way. I don’t understand how someone can try and troll a living legend.
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Bahahaha.
The look on his face is so good, I’d get it tattooed on my dog, if I was the kind of person who gets funny things tattooed on their dogs.
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This is great. Just too awesome.
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He is probably thinking to himself “round eyed devil! Get out of my face with that shit!”
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On a slightly unrelated note, Super Paper Mario is Super Paper Fun.
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He isn’t asking for a signature, he wants a refund.
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Classic.
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Because he IS Nintendo and that is made by Sony, also look up the dispute regarding the CD attachment for Nintendo that became the Playstation One.
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No signatu fo U!!
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I bet he was like. I can have you killed many different ways. I AM GOD .. well 1 of 3
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Wow, miyamoto always looks like a retard in every picture he’s in.
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@AlecDalek: Wow, and he’s still more amazing than you could ever be.
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miyamoto-sama is about to have an embolia XD
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@dieAntagonista: Do you have sand in your vagina this week or something?
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@dieAntagonista: True, true. Miyamoto is, after all, one of the forces behind creating modern gaming. Hideo Kojima may be my master now, but I will always bow my head in reverence to the man who gave us Super Mario Bros 3.
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@Silverwolf: I agree with everything you said.
Sadly, I don’t live anywhere close to any beach.
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“what’s wrong kile, do you have sand in your vagina?”
cartman you bitch
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Hmm… I was there that day, but I guess I missed this. Fucking disrespectful either way. I don’t understand how someone can try and troll a living legend.
monster hunter
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capcom\’s monster hunter wyverns are just awesome
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never got to play this game
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the NA version of the newest game on PSP is coming out soon… Monster Hunter Unite… 500hrs+ i put into the jap version… this game is evil…
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@joserkbow: you have psp fat, if so what version of hacked you have? i have 5.00 M33-4
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The Wii game looks to be pushing that system to its limit. I’m cumming just thinking about it.
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I don’t know what this is, but the last picture makes me want to play video games really badly. Probably because of the Japanese letters, it’s got that flair.
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logically it means zoom, makes me want to do some photoshop.
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@multi_masked:
This is on Wii? I HAVE a wii? OH SHIT!
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SLAY THE DRAGONS! LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE!
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I need some of this in my life immediately…
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So what is this like another Shadow of the colossus type game?
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@Phyreblade: shadow is boring, only 8 bosses this is fucked up missions with fucked up monsters.
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I guess I’m buying a Wii.
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I have never heard of this before, and now I’m wondering why.
Shit looks epic.
Also, could just be because of the giant sword, but it reminds me how much I want an english version of the Berserk PS2 game.
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@ColombianMonkey: In other words, you would recommend I get a Wii?
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monster hunter is one of the very best games in history, an angel cries for every minute that u haven’t played this addicting crazy game!!!
btw: @colombianmonkey: are you really colombian?
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you know what else is coming out on Wii?
House of the Dead.
Finally, that console has been justified.
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@LukeV1-5: I always knew the Wii had it in there… It’s like the little engine that could… 
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18 Responses to monster hunter
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never got to play this game
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the NA version of the newest game on PSP is coming out soon… Monster Hunter Unite… 500hrs+ i put into the jap version… this game is evil…
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@joserkbow: you have psp fat, if so what version of hacked you have? i have 5.00 M33-4
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The Wii game looks to be pushing that system to its limit. I’m cumming just thinking about it.
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I don’t know what this is, but the last picture makes me want to play video games really badly. Probably because of the Japanese letters, it’s got that flair.
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logically it means zoom, makes me want to do some photoshop.
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@multi_masked:
This is on Wii? I HAVE a wii? OH SHIT! -
SLAY THE DRAGONS! LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE!
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I need some of this in my life immediately…
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So what is this like another Shadow of the colossus type game?
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@Phyreblade: shadow is boring, only 8 bosses this is fucked up missions with fucked up monsters.
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I guess I’m buying a Wii.
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I have never heard of this before, and now I’m wondering why.
Shit looks epic.
Also, could just be because of the giant sword, but it reminds me how much I want an english version of the Berserk PS2 game.
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@ColombianMonkey: In other words, you would recommend I get a Wii?
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monster hunter is one of the very best games in history, an angel cries for every minute that u haven’t played this addicting crazy game!!!
btw: @colombianmonkey: are you really colombian? -
you know what else is coming out on Wii?
House of the Dead.
Finally, that console has been justified.
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@LukeV1-5: I always knew the Wii had it in there… It’s like the little engine that could…
harley queen
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Add to favoritesTags: batman, Comic Books, cosplay, Sexy
sexieeeee……
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Her hat is indeed a great place to put clothing hangers.
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Harley QUINN.
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I’m fairly sure the hanger is on the wall, and just appears to be on the hat
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@bfd: BUT WHERE IS HER LEFT HAND SMART GUY?
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Nice. And sexy indeed.
But my Spanish friend is a much hotter Harley.
Her costume is made of latex.
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@dieAntagonista: And we don’t have pictures of this…… why??
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I second the_wanderer’s comment.
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I know I know. I’d post pictures but I don’t know if she would be OK with that. . .
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@dieAntagonista Then dont tell her?
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@dieAntagonista: sweetie, you taught me, now I must say to you: PICS! or it does not exist.
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Nedd to see the LATEX vixen!
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@dieAntagonista: Indeed, no pics of this? OK, How about ask her nicely, tell her she’ll be famous, and that everyone will love her.
Just a helpful suggestion…
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Harley Queen would be an appropriate title if this was actually a dude.
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@dieAntagonista: As Phyreblade suggests, and use lots of booze.
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@Attercap: It is very possible that this is a dude and not a dudette. Years of working security at the San Diego Comic Con taught me that not all cross dressing cosplayers are as easy to spot as this:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/10/27/sexy-sailor-moon-cosplayers/
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yeah harley QUINN, it was an honest mistake, sorry fellas, and i think this cosplay is just nice, even if the costume is not made of latex (that would be just wicked XD)
she’s hot anyway
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@Dreth: LOL not really, I’m simply thinking about what I’d do if I were DieA’s female friend, and she posted pics of me on teh internets without asking…
I’d prefer not to have DieA murdered on account of our perviness…
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But reality is, that it won’t happen. The wonders of Internet, your actions seldom carry any sort of consequences.
So my statement still stands.
dieAntagonista, unpussify yourself and post the pictures, This I Command!
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@dieAntagonista: Chen I checked out you myspace shinmgy I saw that.
Sent her a random message along the lines of “That is awesome. Do not reply to this I jsut thought in needed recognition”
End of monlogue.
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Haha you did what to the what? Explain. And who is Chen.
@Dreth:
Ah you don’t even care. Like I said she’s Spanish, you probably find her boring anyway. Looks like she could be your sister.
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She must be DAMN HOT then. Post pix.
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@dieAntagonista: Arg. Chen = when.
When i had a look at your Myspace, dieA, I saw that friend and sent her a message sating that it looked awesome. I also told her not to reply as it just needed to be said.
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Haha oh! You’re awesome. I almost did the same with your girlfriend but then decided that it’s too creepy.
@Dreth:
Fuck you. Now you think it’s good, then you said it’s boring. MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
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@Phyreblade: I can think of worse reasons to get a man killed then pervertedness, religion for one.
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@rundinj: Neither of them are good reasons…
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@dieAntagonista:
Seems I take the creepy trophy!
@Phyreblade: Pervertedness is…
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You said she looked like me. That’s HAWT.
PIX
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@Putridity: Pervertedness is what? O_o
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@Phyreblade: An excellent reason to kill.
example: I am now going to kill you so I can amputate your feet then proceed to use them as pillows because I have a pervertion that requires I do this otherwise I cannot sleep.
I would accept that as a valid reason to kill/die.
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@Putridity: LOL I see. Audition FTW! And that’s an excuse, not a reason… 
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@Phyreblade: Well I have no comeback so nyer!
Fuck I hate being me.. *sob*
rofl
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Her hat is indeed a great place to put clothing hangers.
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Harley QUINN.
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I’m fairly sure the hanger is on the wall, and just appears to be on the hat
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@bfd: BUT WHERE IS HER LEFT HAND SMART GUY?
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Nice. And sexy indeed.
But my Spanish friend is a much hotter Harley.
Her costume is made of latex.
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@dieAntagonista: And we don’t have pictures of this…… why??
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I second the_wanderer’s comment.
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I know I know. I’d post pictures but I don’t know if she would be OK with that. . .
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@dieAntagonista Then dont tell her?
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@dieAntagonista: sweetie, you taught me, now I must say to you: PICS! or it does not exist.
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Nedd to see the LATEX vixen!
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@dieAntagonista: Indeed, no pics of this? OK, How about ask her nicely, tell her she’ll be famous, and that everyone will love her.
Just a helpful suggestion…
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Harley Queen would be an appropriate title if this was actually a dude.
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@dieAntagonista: As Phyreblade suggests, and use lots of booze.
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@Attercap: It is very possible that this is a dude and not a dudette. Years of working security at the San Diego Comic Con taught me that not all cross dressing cosplayers are as easy to spot as this:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/10/27/sexy-sailor-moon-cosplayers/ -
yeah harley QUINN, it was an honest mistake, sorry fellas, and i think this cosplay is just nice, even if the costume is not made of latex (that would be just wicked XD)
she’s hot anyway -
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@Dreth: LOL not really, I’m simply thinking about what I’d do if I were DieA’s female friend, and she posted pics of me on teh internets without asking…
I’d prefer not to have DieA murdered on account of our perviness…
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But reality is, that it won’t happen. The wonders of Internet, your actions seldom carry any sort of consequences.
So my statement still stands.
dieAntagonista, unpussify yourself and post the pictures, This I Command!
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@dieAntagonista: Chen I checked out you myspace shinmgy I saw that.
Sent her a random message along the lines of “That is awesome. Do not reply to this I jsut thought in needed recognition”
End of monlogue.
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Haha you did what to the what? Explain. And who is Chen.
@Dreth:
Ah you don’t even care. Like I said she’s Spanish, you probably find her boring anyway. Looks like she could be your sister.
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She must be DAMN HOT then. Post pix.
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@dieAntagonista: Arg. Chen = when.
When i had a look at your Myspace, dieA, I saw that friend and sent her a message sating that it looked awesome. I also told her not to reply as it just needed to be said.
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Haha oh! You’re awesome. I almost did the same with your girlfriend but then decided that it’s too creepy.
@Dreth:
Fuck you. Now you think it’s good, then you said it’s boring. MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
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@Phyreblade: I can think of worse reasons to get a man killed then pervertedness, religion for one.
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@rundinj: Neither of them are good reasons…
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@dieAntagonista:
Seems I take the creepy trophy!@Phyreblade: Pervertedness is…
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You said she looked like me. That’s HAWT.
PIX
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@Putridity: Pervertedness is what? O_o
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@Phyreblade: An excellent reason to kill.
example: I am now going to kill you so I can amputate your feet then proceed to use them as pillows because I have a pervertion that requires I do this otherwise I cannot sleep.
I would accept that as a valid reason to kill/die. -
@Putridity: LOL I see. Audition FTW! And that’s an excuse, not a reason…
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@Phyreblade: Well I have no comeback so nyer!
Fuck I hate being me.. *sob*
rofl
quagmire’s lines for lovin’ the ladies
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they work on every situation
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I’d look good on you.
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@dieAntagonista:
Lol. Ladies don’t need pick-up lines. It doesn’t really need to get more elaborate than “Wanna fuck me?” We’re so hopeless. XD
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@dieAntagonista: You would.
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Quagmire: Fat chicks need love, too. They just have to pay for it.
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Haha, Quagmire is such a hoot.
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@Demon:
“Hey Peter. You need 50,000 dollars? You could have sex with 50 fat chicks for 1,000 a piece. Or, or you could have sex with 10 REALLY fat chicks for 5,000 a piece.”
…Or something like that. I’m too lazy to look up how it actually goes. :p
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por fin compadre…por fin
jajja
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Giggity giggity giggity giggity…
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i used the “chance” one last night…got a smile out of her
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“if u were a booger, i’d pick u first”
XD this guy just kills me
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I have this poster
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yeah, me too!!! awwwwwriiight!!
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I’d look good on you.
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@dieAntagonista:
Lol. Ladies don’t need pick-up lines. It doesn’t really need to get more elaborate than “Wanna fuck me?” We’re so hopeless. XD -
@dieAntagonista: You would.
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Quagmire: Fat chicks need love, too. They just have to pay for it.
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Haha, Quagmire is such a hoot.
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@Demon:
“Hey Peter. You need 50,000 dollars? You could have sex with 50 fat chicks for 1,000 a piece. Or, or you could have sex with 10 REALLY fat chicks for 5,000 a piece.”…Or something like that. I’m too lazy to look up how it actually goes. :p
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por fin compadre…por fin
jajja -
Giggity giggity giggity giggity…
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i used the “chance” one last night…got a smile out of her
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“if u were a booger, i’d pick u first”
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I have this poster
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yeah, me too!!! awwwwwriiight!!
franz liebkind
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the producer’s franz liebkind, coolest nazi ever XD
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Caption contest.
“I got yer ‘Change’ right here!”
Tennessee secedes, redux.
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“I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn’t even know there was a war on. We lived in the back, right across from Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling… yoodle le he hoo…
WHO ARE YOU!!!???”
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“Jews? In my lederhosen?”
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“…and never never ever, betray the memory UND the spirit of adolf -elizabeth- hitler!…
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Here’s a quote for you.
“Fuck everything Will Ferrell… ‘cept for Nightmare At The Roxburry”
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I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Hitler… there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
Der Führer does not say, “Achtung, baby.”
Baby! Baby!… Why does he say this “baby”? The Führer has never said “baby”. I did not write, “baby”. What is it with this, “baby”?
Some of the best lines ever written.
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“the führer was not some lousy little mama’s boy, the führer was butch!!”
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Caption contest.
“I got yer ‘Change’ right here!”
Tennessee secedes, redux.
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“I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn’t even know there was a war on. We lived in the back, right across from Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling… yoodle le he hoo…
WHO ARE YOU!!!???” -
“Jews? In my lederhosen?”
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“…and never never ever, betray the memory UND the spirit of adolf -elizabeth- hitler!…
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Here’s a quote for you.
“Fuck everything Will Ferrell… ‘cept for Nightmare At The Roxburry”
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I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Hitler… there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
Der Führer does not say, “Achtung, baby.”
Baby! Baby!… Why does he say this “baby”? The Führer has never said “baby”. I did not write, “baby”. What is it with this, “baby”?Some of the best lines ever written.
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“the führer was not some lousy little mama’s boy, the führer was butch!!”
evangelion shoes
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you can’t get these on jc penney i tell u that…
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yep, they look cool
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I’m not a violent person… but I swear to God I’ll punch the first person I see wearing these…
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It’s better than crocs.
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do want. where do you find them?
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WANT WANT WANT
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Do they only come in purple and neon green?
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I’d bet their cost to anyone willing to buy them for me they’d fall apart after less than a week on my feet. I’ve only seen sporadic episodes of the show, but i do like the look of these kicks. I just doubt there is any value behind them.
I’m a runner who fucking loathes nike and adidas and reebok and the rest of that cheap garbage. WHERE GODDESS is a shoe that will last me more than one season!?? PLEASE!
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… Do they come in pink and yellow?
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@sylvanish: Do you really want running shoes to last more than one season? I’d be fine w/ buying a new pair 3-4 times a year.
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meh – Fairy shower-flops.
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@nyokki: Um… yes, i really would like to not have to steal, err, buy a new pair of $100 kicks so often.
I ain’t made of money. But if you can afford to buy shoes so often, maybe you could sponsor me and throw just one decent pair my way each spring? I’ll give you hugs and kisses… pweese?
I hate supporting those athletic wear companies. I feel icky doing so. If I could find a good alternative I would. Or if I could buy just one great pair that would last me the rest of my life I would. But running shoes keep getting lighter and flimsier and they fall apart quicker and quicker and it sucks. They are the only article of wear I can’t make myself or get a friend to make. Most all my other shoes yes, but not ones for running an ultra-marathon
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yep, they look cool
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I’m not a violent person… but I swear to God I’ll punch the first person I see wearing these…
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It’s better than crocs.
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do want. where do you find them?
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WANT WANT WANT
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Do they only come in purple and neon green?
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I’d bet their cost to anyone willing to buy them for me they’d fall apart after less than a week on my feet. I’ve only seen sporadic episodes of the show, but i do like the look of these kicks. I just doubt there is any value behind them.
I’m a runner who fucking loathes nike and adidas and reebok and the rest of that cheap garbage. WHERE GODDESS is a shoe that will last me more than one season!?? PLEASE!
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@sylvanish: Do you really want running shoes to last more than one season? I’d be fine w/ buying a new pair 3-4 times a year.
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meh – Fairy shower-flops.
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@nyokki: Um… yes, i really would like to not have to steal, err, buy a new pair of $100 kicks so often.
I ain’t made of money. But if you can afford to buy shoes so often, maybe you could sponsor me and throw just one decent pair my way each spring? I’ll give you hugs and kisses… pweese?
I hate supporting those athletic wear companies. I feel icky doing so. If I could find a good alternative I would. Or if I could buy just one great pair that would last me the rest of my life I would. But running shoes keep getting lighter and flimsier and they fall apart quicker and quicker and it sucks. They are the only article of wear I can’t make myself or get a friend to make. Most all my other shoes yes, but not ones for running an ultra-marathon
February 19, 2009 at 8:01 pm
description fail
February 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm
i wonder if they go in to a high ranking dinner restaurant.
February 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Gimmick bands were cool when KISS did it. And never since. (No, not even Gwar.)
February 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Dude Mushroomhead is great IMO, I just think with the departure of Jmann the band has lost it’s cool.
February 19, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Why do I expect them to play a hardcore version of the cantina music from Star Wars?
February 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm
N B 4 Slipknot ripoff
February 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm
@flintlocke:
Did you just say KISS was cool?
February 19, 2009 at 9:42 pm
GWAR was fun though. Kiss just looked stupid and played bad classic rock.
February 19, 2009 at 9:51 pm
@Stupid Human: To some of us who were around in the 70s, yes indeed.
If this is the alternative, even more so.
February 19, 2009 at 10:47 pm
The XX cd was really great. It’s one of my favorites. After that I stoped liking them so much. Gwar however is the most epic band in history.
February 19, 2009 at 10:48 pm
acronyms are such a headache nowadays
February 19, 2009 at 11:59 pm
GWAR would kick their asses.
February 20, 2009 at 12:53 am
freakin shroomheads…
February 20, 2009 at 1:08 am
@Stupid Human:
Its the other way around.
February 20, 2009 at 1:53 am
So, I’ve never heard of this band and I wiki them and find a band member named “Slymenstra Hymen”. What a fantastically ridiculous name! I wish I had thought of it.
February 20, 2009 at 7:44 am
You call this industrial? FUCK you.
I call it shit, along with Slipknot.
February 20, 2009 at 8:11 am
@MattKirby: I disagree. Waylon can do whatever J-Mann did AND he can actually sing. Don’t believe me? Listen to Save Us.
February 20, 2009 at 10:22 am
really cool nu-industrial-metal band
Hmmm…
All I see is a bunch of perpetual 13-year-olds in clown make-up.
WWF rock is lame.
February 20, 2009 at 10:52 am
really cool? more like very extremely fucking gay band.
more in the genre of bromosexual
February 20, 2009 at 11:24 am
I liked solitaire unraveling [youtube] [lyrics]
In my opinion it was well written, and well performed.
Bonus points for a Star Wars reference.
Also, they did it before slipknot, check your discography times.
February 20, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I saw them when they opened for crap bands in local cleveland venues. They used to have a stripper/dancer at the front of the stage during their shows. She was far more memorable than the music.
February 20, 2009 at 4:36 pm
hey anyone who doesn’t like it, FUCK YOU a 1000 more times, if u don’t know shit about this ago and get a job or something. besides, mushroomhead appeared some years before slipknot, and are far more original in music concept.
BTW kiss sucks ass, that is GAY
February 20, 2009 at 5:37 pm
@juanpastation: i think that one dude is giving up his love for balls for lent, that’s why he had his lips sewn shut. Mushroomhead blows goat nuts and you’re a silly douche. What does having a job have to do with judging the shitty band you enjoy? I mean, seriously? You must be new around here if you thought you would be able to put up a band picture and get away with it. Any band, I don’t care which, would be torn to pieces on here. So you pick some bullshit fucking mushroomhead up here AND put the dumbass description, your ass didn’t have a prayer.
February 20, 2009 at 7:24 pm
they were a joke band. idiots took them seriously. everyone in that band was from another band – this was their fun project with a name that means penis. you get excited for penis? funny.