jasonp — April 5, 2008 @ 7:40 am

Caption is wrong, that is a dildo factory.

TrikYodz — April 5, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

@ jasonp
boooooooo!

redxblack — April 5, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

cowards. that’s women’s work when there’s a war on!

Caio — April 5, 2008 @ 1:05 am

You fucking perve.

Pants — April 5, 2008 @ 1:36 am

lol. sex.

Skipper — April 5, 2008 @ 2:01 am

Rule 34

SimTek — April 5, 2008 @ 9:25 am

The right side of that pic looks amazingly like my ex-wife.

wookie_x — April 5, 2008 @ 10:43 am

Actually, that’s a zeppelin, not a blimp.

TrikYodz — April 5, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

inuendo…………..
anyone? anyone?

Hepathos — April 5, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

I vould like to park my zeppelin in your hangar, if you catch my drift.

Frank — April 5, 2008 @ 5:29 pm

Lakehurst Naval Base methinks.
The hanger gives it away, I pass it everyday.

redxblack — April 5, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

yeah, that’s lakehurst. the blimp is the USS Akron.

tiki god — April 4, 2008 @ 11:52 am

Is being remade with Keano Reeves

AlecDalek — April 4, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

Well the alien in the movie was kinda wooden, so what the heck, it may work.

RSIxidor — April 4, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

TWENTY FUCKING STARS

redlolita — April 4, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

wooden maybe, but also intelligent. Keanu would make a good Gort.

Lord_Gorlock — April 4, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

Klaatu Barada Nikto!

TheGonz — April 4, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

You know, I was thinking about that a few days ago. If the world were to suddenly stop turning, inertia would keep the oceans and atmosphere going and most of mankind would probably die from the massive tsunamis and wind storms that ensued.

Newton’s first law would rape humanity out the ass XD

reboot — April 4, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

if the earth was stopped we’d all die from smashing into the nearest wall at 1000 mph. And having one side in the sun for a full 24 hours would permanently screw up the environment.
Klaatu was a dick.

RSIxidor — April 4, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

Not to mention the fact that gravity would be doing some weird ass shit to our internal organs. And probably external ones, too.

But, as I said earlier: TWENTY FUCKING STARS

Lord_Gorlock — April 4, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

I think the “standing still” in the title is metaphorical…you know, for the fact that he shut off all power and machines everywhere on the planet as a show of power. Otherwise, yeah, the Earth stopping instantly would suck huge balls.

Lord_Gorlock — April 4, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

I just looked at the poster again, and I think it would be hilarious if they remade the movie so that it was just a giant alien hand that stopped the earth. I bet Keanu would have a hard time screwing up being a hand.

Shanghai_Factor — April 4, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

Oh man, I had an epic dream the other day.

I was at high school again (not my school in particular, but I knew it was a school), and something tragic had happened. They were relaying the news anchor over the intercom so everyone was kept in the loop. Apparently some alien ships had been flying over a few major cities. The people around me had all the ranges of emotion - some were excited to see aliens, some were scared, some were nervous, etc.

At one point we had to evacuate the school (like a fire drill) out into the big parking lot. As we were walking outside, one of the ships went flying overhead, at a pretty low altitude. It looked kinda like one of the X-wings from Star Wars, but with a huge laser cannon on the front. I made the remark “They don’t look peaceful to me, look at that huge cannon! hhahah”

The intercom outside was still broadcasting the news anchor’s words. One had just landed in Washington D.C. This was the point where everyone’s questions would be answered - were they hostile? Were we all about to die? Were they here to give us space cake?

Then I woke up, and The Day The Earth Stood Still was on TV, and I realized that this news anchor whose voice had been playing over the speakers was the news anchor in the movie, during the part right before the ship landed.

I had a dream of a modern version of a part of this movie. Pretty awesome.

Guairdean — April 4, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

The new plot centers around global warming. Basically, Klaatu warns the people of earth that if we don’t stop destroying our planet, Gort will destroy our planet. This one will tank just like Hitchhiker’s Guide and I Robot.

Kolossos — April 4, 2008 @ 11:22 pm

@Lord_Gorlock

you had me at Klaatu

mastershake4071 — March 30, 2008 @ 1:06 am

those are very odd looking rounds, they intended to be used in small arms thats for sure. unless they are not yet finished being made. my money is on the former.

Phyreblade — March 30, 2008 @ 1:28 am

The pic filename describes them as 37mm casings… They aren’t finished for sure, though I think the 37mm round still qualifies as small arms munitions…

Snow — March 30, 2008 @ 4:06 am

they look like they shouldbe fed to orphans the ensuing lulz would en there former use.

MaiNiaC_MicHaeL — March 30, 2008 @ 4:29 am

No primer……Bullets Fail.

JoeCrow — March 30, 2008 @ 9:36 am

Yeah, Because everyone uses 38mm pistols.

chaingunner — March 30, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

By US Military definition, small arms include any weapon .60 caliber and below (although the Navy is on it’s own fucking program, since it considers 25mm and 30mm weapons to be small arms…then again…5″ guns..).

wookie_x — March 30, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

Ah, the power of Google. the 37 mm round was made for the 37 mm Automatic Gun, used in the Bell P-39 and P-63 fighters. Awesome!

wookie_x — March 30, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

Shit, that was SUPPOSED to say the round was made for the M4 Automatic Gun. Sorry, ya’ll.

Phyreblade — March 30, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

@JoeCrow
Yes, as chaingunner pointed out, the military definition of small arms actually includes a rather large range of munitions. Examples are the HK69 and the M-203, which are 40mm grenade launchers (the M-203 is generally attached to an M4) that both still fall under the “small arms” classification…

reptilecobra13 — March 27, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

This needs a “Sexy” tag, tiki.

mkl — March 27, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

longrifle is long O______O

RSIxidor — March 27, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

Looks like it needs some HTML tags, too.

Tardex — March 27, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

@ RSIxidor

And your a fucking idiot : D

Tardex — March 27, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

*@ mkl

Haha, my bad. Im sure RSIxidor is fine.

Finch — March 27, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

i’m assuming the halo sniper was based off this? Or was it vice versa?

JoeCrow — March 27, 2008 @ 6:41 pm

Seeing as the rifle predates the Xbox, it’s not Vice versa.

And the Link I was trying to make:
http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....val-rifle/

tiki god — March 27, 2008 @ 11:46 pm

the link that was in there was a tinyurl, which normally gets an auto delete for the whole post…

keep your kiddyporn rickroll bullshit off mah mcs

Hepathos — March 30, 2008 @ 12:52 am

I’m not really into vepons and stuff, but that rifle is damn sexy.

bawb — September 15, 2007 @ 11:16 am

Wallpaper is not 400 x 300 pixels. Good picture, though.

BillyManic — September 15, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

Great movie, great soundtrack, great picture, but terrible picture resolution damnit.

Sticky — June 30, 2007 @ 3:14 pm

She must have a terrible voice for him to block her out like that.

jhoelscher — July 1, 2007 @ 8:03 am

Damn… I’m gonna go out and get me one of those I-Pods… the hell with the I-Phone!!!

st_judas — July 15, 2007 @ 1:25 am

Sadly I would need an array of …*quick math* about 20 iPods to store my pr0n.

Kero — July 15, 2007 @ 1:56 am

you have 1.6 tb of pron?

Lisa — June 30, 2007 @ 11:42 am

On my way to work I used to drive past a video rental place that was Flicks To Go. They used a similar font for their sign. The first time I saw it I did a huge double take.

lee7 — June 30, 2007 @ 11:45 am

lol nice

Kero — June 30, 2007 @ 11:54 am

Ontario has it too. Everyone was in a big huff about it because they were all “We should resepect our teens to make the right decisions without us having to make it sound or look like swear words just so they will pay attention blah blah blah” It was stupid.

prozacgod — June 30, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

I think that was the point, I mean stuff like this doesn’t happen by accident. If it did you’d have to wonder what kind of people are running things…

Actually … on second thought…

-Prozacgod

n00blet — July 2, 2007 @ 6:14 am

Reminds me of a new teacher at my old highschool way back. Poor Ms Flick wrote her name on the board in such a way that she was known as Ms F*ck from then on.

slakinator — June 28, 2007 @ 6:25 pm

Ron Paul can fix america.
Must i say more? check him out

L_Tetris_Block — June 28, 2007 @ 6:47 pm

I agree slakinator.
Sadly, that means he won’t win.

Kaze — June 28, 2007 @ 6:53 pm

And why should I trust the insight of one of the blocks from tetris?

Sticky — June 28, 2007 @ 9:28 pm

You should trust the Tetris block because he’s the second-best block in the game.

the_duck — June 29, 2007 @ 5:19 am

He looks like Edward Norton.